Pod Killing New Players
From: Linus Askiras
Sent: 2012.01.09 05:24
To: the Entity,

Jizz Bucket,
I'm not sure what kind of pleasure you could possibly get from killing unarmed new players, but ass-clowns like you really can and often do ruin the gaming experience for others; as you have with me.  The pathetic little rap in your profile typifies the obvious lack of maturity trolls like you seem to pride themselves on, and for the life of me I don't understand why you're not just playing WoW with like-minded 11 year old brats.  Everything about you oozes scum, and the human species would be rid of a 340 lb. Dorito-gorging pustule (and therefore proportionally better off) if you just killed yourself and saved our medical system the trouble of trying to resuscitate your fat, smelly corpse when you die in your gaming chair, piled to your eyeballs in your own shit after drowning yourself in Mountain Dew.  You could instead just grow the fuck up, but somehow I doubt you will: just a hunch.


Die in a fucking fire,
Linus