The real Rinkk

[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Rinkk please stand up?
I repeat, will the real piece of Rinkk please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen an Owlgaming player before
Jaws all on the floor like Breadd and Rinkk just burst in the door
And started whooping Brad's ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing TommyB over furniture (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just flame what I think he did, did he?"
And Bunny said... nothing, you idiots!
Bunny's dead, I shot him in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminine players love Breadd.
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Breadd, I'm sick of him
Look at him, toasting around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the toast." "Yeah, but he's so crunchy though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my toaster loose
But no worse, than what's going on in Alexander's bedroom
Sometimes, I wanna get on FiveRP and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Mofujohn to hump a dead moose
"My posts are on your topics, my posts are on your topics"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little ban
And that's the message that we deliver to little noobs
And expect them not to know what Slade's admin history is.
Of course they gonna know what banning is.
By the time they hit four hours.
They got the Trucker Job, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but Roleplayers.." Well, some of us DMers
Who shoot other people open like Columbine[SLURP]
But if we can allow braindead roleplayers
Then there's no reason that a paki and another paki can't join
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Players wave your e-dicks, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus – Eminem (repeat 2x):]
'Cause I'm Rinkk, yes I'm the real Rinkk
All you other Rinkks are just imitating
So won't the real Rinkk please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Silent don't gotta cuss in his posts to get likes;
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about an FC?
Half of you pakis can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Rinkk, what if you get banned, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Trent Wise?
Yo Shit, Silly Goose better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Semi Mofujohn and Bo Maddox
And hear 'em argue over who banned them first
Little bitch, put me on blast on FiveRP
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's banned by Dom, hee-hee!"
I should upload my nudes on IMGUR
And show the whole world how you get admin [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy families, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
Who flame like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who race like me; DM, RP and get banned like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to talk to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your TS room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the TS and spit it
And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you RPers out there
Then you wonder how can pakis eat up these posts like Valiums
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the blacklist flaming
Pinching admins asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm ban appealing but this whole bag of bullshit isn't working
And every single person is a Rinkk lurking
He could be working at Burger shot, spitting on your number 9's
[*HACH*] Or in the ban pool, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Rinkk please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a DMer in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up