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PK Brand Underswap: Snowdin City: OFFICER PAPYRUS and sans.

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  1. (It's a dark alleyway.)
  2.  
  3. (Chara walks down, very cautiously.)                                         (A car engine can be heard in the distance, along with crashing.)
  4.  
  5. (A shadowy figure then approaches them.)
  6.  
  7. Papyrus: HUMAN.
  8.  
  9. Papyrus: IN THE NAME OF LADY TORIEL, I HEARBY.....
  10.  
  11. Chara turns around, seeing a skeleton in a police outfit.
  12.  
  13. Papyrus: PLACE YOU UNDER ARREST!
  14.  
  15. Papyrus: AND NOW.....ACTUALLY WAIT, WHAT WILL I DO NOW?
  16.  
  17. Papyrus: I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD GET THIS FAR. HRMM... I KNOW! MAYOR GERSON WILL SURELY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.  WELL, IN THAT CASE, I DEMAND YOU TO COME WITH ME HUMAN, OR ELSE...
  18.  
  19. I'LL ASK AGAIN NICELY?
  20.  
  21. Chara: (Ok, Wow, this has got to be the most adorable police officer I've ever seen, bravo skeleton)
  22.  
  23. Chara: Well, Officer, I'll come along with you, to see what "fun suprises" you might have in store for me.
  24.  
  25. Papyrus: OH, NO NEED FOR OFFICER, YOU CAN JUST CALL ME HIGH RANKING POLICE CHIEF AND GENERALLY GREAT GUY PAPYRUS!
  26.  
  27. Chara: Erm, how about I call you by just Papyrus.
  28.  
  29. Papyrus: THAT WORKS TOO!
  30.  
  31. Chara: Alright then....Papyrus, lead the way I guess.
  32.  
  33. Papyrus: RIGHT HUMAN, JUST COME DOWN THIS ALLEYWAY AND...
  34.  
  35. *BGM goes silent*
  36.  
  37. Criminal 1: Get down you two, and give us all the loot you got!
  38.  
  39. *Scary dramatic music plays*
  40.  
  41. (3 Armed criminals come forward, Surronding Frisk and Chara)
  42.  
  43. Papyrus: (OH DEAR, THIS WON'T END WELL)
  44.  
  45. Papyrus: HUMAN, STAND BACK, I'LL HANDLE THESE LAW-BREAKERS!
  46.  
  47. AHEM, EXCUSE ME FELLOW MONSTERS, WOULD YOU LEAVE ME AND MY FRIEN- ERM, COHORT, ALON-
  48.  
  49. Criminal 2: Can it Jerk! Like the head honcho said, we want all that you have got, or else you n' the kid get it.
  50.  
  51. Chara: Honestly, I'd HIGHLY reccomend you stop now, or else you will face the consequences of your actions.
  52.  
  53. Papyrus: (OH NO, EVEN AT THE POSITION I'M IN, I'M NOT PREPARED FOR A SCENARIO LIKE THIS, HOW WILL I FEND THESE SCOUNDRELS OFF?)
  54.  
  55. Criminal 3: Heheheh, I can see you squirming in fear, but that dosen't matter, cause nobody gonna save yo' butts anymore.
  56.  
  57. ???: well, sorry to *butt* in here, but I beg to disagree.
  58.  
  59. *Heroic Sans BGM plays*
  60.  
  61. (Camera pans up to Sans, on a rooftop)
  62.  
  63. Criminal 1: Who the hell is that, show yourself!
  64.  
  65. Sans: tut tut, stealing from my bro and a innocent kid, that ain't cool.
  66.  
  67. Papyrus: SANS?
  68.  
  69. Chara: (Innocent? That's only so far from the truth)
  70.  
  71. Sans: anyway, since none of you co-operated with papyrus,  i'll have to dish up a bone-afide serving of justice.
  72.  
  73. Criminal 2: Bone-afide?
  74.  
  75. (Sans throws a bone down, and surronds the 3 Criminals with bones)
  76.  
  77. Sans: bone-afide. now, anything ya want to say to the kid and paps?
  78.  
  79. All 3 Criminals: Allright, we'll say it. WE'RE SORRY, WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN!
  80.  
  81. Sans: good, now scram before i change my mind.
  82.  
  83. (Sans rises the bones and the 3 Criminals run from the alleyway.)
  84.  
  85. Sans: welp, looks like we got that sorted out.
  86.  
  87. Papyrus: SANS, I COULD HAVE TAKEN THEM MYSELF! I AM A HIGH RANKING MEMBER OF OUR POLICE FORCE!
  88.  
  89. Sans: yeah, because you were doing so well against them before i came.
  90.  
  91. Papyrus:....
  92.  
  93. Sans: anyway, officer, you must be tired of all thats been happening, maybe you should take *arrest*
  94.  
  95. (Screen zooms in on Sans as he shrugs)
  96.  
  97. Papyrus: NONSENCE, FOR THERE IS A HUMAN, AND....WAIT, SANS! THAT WAS A AWFUL JOKE.
  98.  
  99. Sans: thanks papyrus, i take that as a compliment.
  100.  
  101. Sans: anyway, kid, are you okay? that wasn't fair, kids like you shouldn't have to face criminals like that.
  102.  
  103. Chara: I-im fine. I've had to face much worse in the world above.
  104.  
  105. Sans: well, at least your alright. anyway, paps, you said you have to take the kid to mayor gerson.
  106.  
  107. Papyrus: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
  108.  
  109. Sans: heh, i have my ways. but anyway, i think i'll tag along on your little visit. 
  110.  
  111. Papyrus: VERY WELL THEN SANS, LET'S GO ONWARDS. SEE YOU UP AHEAD, HUMAN! 
  112.  
  113. Sans: (also bud, don't worry about papyrus, he won't actually arrest you, he couldn't harm a fly)
  114.  
  115. Chara: (Trust me, I could tell)
  116.  
  117. Papyrus: SANS!!! COME ON!
  118.  
  119. Sans: oh yeah, coming papyrus. see ya kid.
  120.  
  121. (Sans and Papyrus leave the alleyway)
  122.  
  123. Chara: I honestly cannot believe that just happened.
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