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Anonymous equestrians part 7

Jun 11th, 2012
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  1. >it'd been two weeks since unknown had left for canterlot
  2. >he hadnt even sent you any mail
  3. >or contacted you in any way
  4. >but you never got the feeling the he was hurt, so you knew he was okay
  5. >sleeping at night was rough with him
  6. >you'd stay up for hours tossing around and sweating through your bed
  7. >but atleast work had improved
  8. >applejack and you would only share a quick glance when she brought in apple's to the barn
  9. >wasnt too akward
  10. >but then she started coming into work drunk
  11. >that is, if she ever even showed up
  12. >you decided to ask applebloom why
  13. >"oh, well you see. hearts and hooves day is coming up in a week an applejack starts gettin real mean and drunk around then"
  14. "why?"
  15. >"well usually around this time everypony is hangin around their special somepony. leaving applejack alone with her alchohol"
  16. >oh shit
  17. >lonely, drunk, strong pony that was angry at you
  18. >oh shit
  19. >it needed to be said twice
  20. >"oh, and make sure to avoid her. she gets really violent around this time too"
  21. "thanks applebloom, i'll keep it in mind"
  22. >and with that she trots away, scanning the area cautiously for applejack
  23. >you show up to work the next day expecting a drunk angry applejack
  24. >nope
  25. >chuck testa
  26. >nope
  27. >big mac
  28. >thank god
  29. >work was slow
  30. >the end of the day eventually rolled around
  31. >as you were locking up the barn you decide you should go out for dinner
  32. >cupcakes would do fine
  33. >you walked all the way to sugarcube corner and order your self 6 cupcakes
  34. >then sat your happy ass down on a bench behind sugarcube corner
  35. >after enjoying three of your delicious cupcakes, you see the doors of the local tavern fly open
  36. >and what'dya know
  37. >applejack could fly
  38. >wait, no she couldnt
  39. >she crashed into thr ground, landing face first
  40. >"AND STAY OUT" yelled somepony from inside the bar
  41. >she stood up and looked around
  42. >oh shit what if she sees you
  43. >relax brain, you've been preparing for this moment all day
  44. >run
  45. >you bolted towards sweet apple acres
  46. >did she see you running?
  47. >shutup brain, nows not the time to think of that
  48. >hey, whats that noise behind you?
  49. >what noise, there's nothing back the-
  50. >then you heard it, galloping
  51. >shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
  52. >legs, run faster dammit
  53. >but sir we're already at maximum capacity
  54. >I SAID RUN FASTER DAMMIT
  55. >YESSIR
  56. >you could hear her getting closer and closer to you
  57. >shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
  58. >if only you could make it to the barn, you could camp out there for the rest of the night
  59. >the barn came into view
  60. >closing in
  61. >100m
  62. >50m
  63. >10m
  64. >you skid to a halt in front of the barn, the edge of your foot slamming into the door
  65. >you were trying to unlatch the door, but your hands were shaking too much
  66. >STOP FUCKING SHAKING
  67. >yessir
  68. >the door slid open allowing you to run inside
  69. >also allowing her to tackle you to the ground
  70. >100+ pounds of angry orange pony came crashing down on you at speeds that could make her travel through timne
  71. >crack
  72. >yup, those are some broken ribs
  73. >she tied your hands together with rope out of fucking NOWHERE
  74. >she did the same with your feet
  75. >this is where it all ends for you
  76. >she flipped you over onto your back
  77. >"you thought 'hic' you could run away 'hic' from meh"
  78. >oh sweet jesus her breath could get you drunk
  79. "please let me go applejack"
  80. >you were struggling underneath her hooves, but it was no use
  81. >she was too heavy and too strong
  82. >"why should ah 'hic' let you go? 'hic' you'll just leave 'hic' just like everypony else 'hic' that was special to me"
  83. >feels meter at 2/10
  84. >she collapsed onto your chest
  85. >if those ribs weren't broken yet, they were now
  86. >she begins sobbing into your chest
  87. >feels meter at 6/10
  88. >"its just 'sob' that ah've got such strong feelings for you"
  89. >feels meter at 8/10
  90. >she looks into your eyes
  91. >you've never noticed how nice her beautiful green eyes looked
  92. >feels meter at MAXIMUM CAPACITY
  93. >thats when the shit hit the fan
  94. >she nudged herself forward on top of you and locked her lips with yours
  95. >you could taste the alchohol more than ever now
  96. >but it was still kind of nice
  97. >that was until she turned her head to the side and puked
  98. >missing your head by mere inches
  99. >"ahm sorry 'hic' sugarcube"
  100. "its okay applejack but could-"
  101. >your sentence was interrupted by another kiss
  102. >this one was deeper and more forced
  103. >then it was cut short by a
  104. >snore
  105. >did she just pass out on top of you?
  106. >you tried to struggle to get free, but once again, it was no use
  107. >she was too heavy and you were still too weak from years of being a high school nerd
  108. >so there you lay, trapped underneath a hundred pounds of pony
  109. >arms and legs boound
  110. >fuck
  111. >that's right, shit didn't cut it anymore
  112. >it was gonna be a long day tomorrow
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