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- >it'd been two weeks since unknown had left for canterlot
- >he hadnt even sent you any mail
- >or contacted you in any way
- >but you never got the feeling the he was hurt, so you knew he was okay
- >sleeping at night was rough with him
- >you'd stay up for hours tossing around and sweating through your bed
- >but atleast work had improved
- >applejack and you would only share a quick glance when she brought in apple's to the barn
- >wasnt too akward
- >but then she started coming into work drunk
- >that is, if she ever even showed up
- >you decided to ask applebloom why
- >"oh, well you see. hearts and hooves day is coming up in a week an applejack starts gettin real mean and drunk around then"
- "why?"
- >"well usually around this time everypony is hangin around their special somepony. leaving applejack alone with her alchohol"
- >oh shit
- >lonely, drunk, strong pony that was angry at you
- >oh shit
- >it needed to be said twice
- >"oh, and make sure to avoid her. she gets really violent around this time too"
- "thanks applebloom, i'll keep it in mind"
- >and with that she trots away, scanning the area cautiously for applejack
- >you show up to work the next day expecting a drunk angry applejack
- >nope
- >chuck testa
- >nope
- >big mac
- >thank god
- >work was slow
- >the end of the day eventually rolled around
- >as you were locking up the barn you decide you should go out for dinner
- >cupcakes would do fine
- >you walked all the way to sugarcube corner and order your self 6 cupcakes
- >then sat your happy ass down on a bench behind sugarcube corner
- >after enjoying three of your delicious cupcakes, you see the doors of the local tavern fly open
- >and what'dya know
- >applejack could fly
- >wait, no she couldnt
- >she crashed into thr ground, landing face first
- >"AND STAY OUT" yelled somepony from inside the bar
- >she stood up and looked around
- >oh shit what if she sees you
- >relax brain, you've been preparing for this moment all day
- >run
- >you bolted towards sweet apple acres
- >did she see you running?
- >shutup brain, nows not the time to think of that
- >hey, whats that noise behind you?
- >what noise, there's nothing back the-
- >then you heard it, galloping
- >shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
- >legs, run faster dammit
- >but sir we're already at maximum capacity
- >I SAID RUN FASTER DAMMIT
- >YESSIR
- >you could hear her getting closer and closer to you
- >shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
- >if only you could make it to the barn, you could camp out there for the rest of the night
- >the barn came into view
- >closing in
- >100m
- >50m
- >10m
- >you skid to a halt in front of the barn, the edge of your foot slamming into the door
- >you were trying to unlatch the door, but your hands were shaking too much
- >STOP FUCKING SHAKING
- >yessir
- >the door slid open allowing you to run inside
- >also allowing her to tackle you to the ground
- >100+ pounds of angry orange pony came crashing down on you at speeds that could make her travel through timne
- >crack
- >yup, those are some broken ribs
- >she tied your hands together with rope out of fucking NOWHERE
- >she did the same with your feet
- >this is where it all ends for you
- >she flipped you over onto your back
- >"you thought 'hic' you could run away 'hic' from meh"
- >oh sweet jesus her breath could get you drunk
- "please let me go applejack"
- >you were struggling underneath her hooves, but it was no use
- >she was too heavy and too strong
- >"why should ah 'hic' let you go? 'hic' you'll just leave 'hic' just like everypony else 'hic' that was special to me"
- >feels meter at 2/10
- >she collapsed onto your chest
- >if those ribs weren't broken yet, they were now
- >she begins sobbing into your chest
- >feels meter at 6/10
- >"its just 'sob' that ah've got such strong feelings for you"
- >feels meter at 8/10
- >she looks into your eyes
- >you've never noticed how nice her beautiful green eyes looked
- >feels meter at MAXIMUM CAPACITY
- >thats when the shit hit the fan
- >she nudged herself forward on top of you and locked her lips with yours
- >you could taste the alchohol more than ever now
- >but it was still kind of nice
- >that was until she turned her head to the side and puked
- >missing your head by mere inches
- >"ahm sorry 'hic' sugarcube"
- "its okay applejack but could-"
- >your sentence was interrupted by another kiss
- >this one was deeper and more forced
- >then it was cut short by a
- >snore
- >did she just pass out on top of you?
- >you tried to struggle to get free, but once again, it was no use
- >she was too heavy and you were still too weak from years of being a high school nerd
- >so there you lay, trapped underneath a hundred pounds of pony
- >arms and legs boound
- >fuck
- >that's right, shit didn't cut it anymore
- >it was gonna be a long day tomorrow
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