Glovepie Voice Assistant -NOT MADE BY ME-

if said("jarvis") or said("jarvis listen") then
  var.listen = true
  say("what")
  wait 180000 ms
  var.lock = true
  execute("C:\Windows\SysWOW64\Ribbons.scr")
end if

if said("open ribbons dot s see ar") or said("run ribbons dot s see ar") then
  execute("C:\Windows\SysWOW64\Ribbons.scr")
end if

if var.lock = false then
   if said("lock", 5) or said("I want you to respond to no one but me", 1) then
      var.lock = true
      say("I am now locked")
      wait 2 s
   end if
end if

if said("potato", 5) or said("jarvis you know i know the password") or said("jarvis just fucking unlock") then
   say("Hello")
   wait 500 ms
   say(var.name)
   var.lock = false
end if

if var.lock = false then






//names
if var.name = 0.00 then
   var.name = "user"
end if

var.sir = said("call me sir")
var.keir = said("call me sire")
var.overlord = said("call me overlord")
var.mage = said("call me mage") or said('my name is mage')
var.miss = said("call me miss")
var.user = said("call me user") or said("call me use er") or said('it is me your user')
var.player = said("call me player") or said('hi i would like to play')
var.stark = said("jarvis is it you") or said('my name is star what')
var.god = said("call me god") or said('i am your god') or said('i am god')
var.pikachu = said("pika pea") or said('pikachu')
var.ash = said("call me ash")or said("i choose you")
var.red = said("call me red") or said("i choose you jarvis")
var.mario = said("itza me ah mario")
var.luigi = said("itza me ah luigi")
var.princess = said("it is i your princess") or said("am i your princess")
var.master = said("it is i your master") or said("am i your master")
var.tony = said("call me tony") or said("its me tony")


//jarvis listen
if said("jarvis", 5) or said("jarvis listen", 5) then
   var.listen = true
   say("listening")
   wait 400 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if said("hello jarvis", 5) or said(" hi jarvis", 5) then
   var.listen = true
   say("good to see you")
end if


//JARVIS stop listen
if said("goodbye jarvis", 5) or said("bye jarvis", 5) then
   var.listen = false
   say("good bye")
end if

if said("thanks jarvis", 5) or said("thank you jarvis", 5) or said("thanks", 5) or said("thank you", 5) then
   var.listen = false
   say("you're welcome")
   wait 800 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if said("shut up", 5) then
   var.listen = false
   say ("oh")
   wait 500 ms
   say("ok")
   wait 800 ms
   say(var.name)
end if





if var.listen = true then


//hide show
if said("hide", 5) then
   hidepie
end if

if said("show", 5) then
   showpie
end if


//names
if var.sir = true then
   var.name = "sir"
   say("yes")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.sire = true then
   var.name = "sire"
   say("yes")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.overlord = true then
   var.name = "overlord"
   say("yes")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.god = true then
   var.name = "god"
   say("yes")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.mage = true then
   var.name = "mage"
   say("yes")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.ash = true then
   var.name = "ash catchem"
   say("yes")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.red = true then
   var.name = "red"
   say("yes")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

 if var.pikachu = true then
   var.name = "pikahchu!"
   say("i choose you!")
   wait 429 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.stark = true then
   var.name = "stark"
   say("yes mister")
   wait 433 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.miss = true then
   var.name = "miss"
   say("yes")
   wait 436 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.mario = true then
   var.name = "mario"
   say("yes")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.luigi = true then
   var.name = "luigi"
   say("yes")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.princess = true then
   var.name = "princess"
   say("yes")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.master = true then
   var.name = "master"
   say("yes")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if

if var.tony = true then
   var.name = "tony"
   say("ok")
   wait 450 ms
   say(var.name)
end if


//chitchat
if said("ok", 2) then
   if keyboard.Alt = false then
      say("sure thing")
   end if
end if


if said("how are you", 5) or said("hows it going", 4) then
   var.howareyou = randomrange(0,4)
   if var.howareyou = 1 then
      say("fine thanks, how are you?")
      wait 2 s
      say(var.name)
   end if

   if var.howareyou = 2 then
      say("its going well, what about you?")
      wait 2 s
      say(var.name)
   end if

   if var.howareyou = 3 then
      say("good thank you, how are you?")
      wait 2 s
      say(var.name)
   end if
end if


//typing

if said("start typing", 5) or said("enable typing") then
   var.phonetictyping = true
   say("typing is now enabled")
end if

if said("stop typing", 5) or said("disable typing", 5) then
   var.phonetictyping = false
   say("typing is now disabled")
end if

if said("is typing enabled")or said("is typing disabled") or said("is typing on")then
   if var.phonetictyping = true then
      say("typing is enabled")
   else
      say("typing is disabled")
   end if
end if

if var.phonetictyping = true
   keyboard.Left = said("left", 5)
   keyboard.Right = said("right", 5)
   keyboard.Up = said("up", 5)
   keyboard.Down = said("down", 5)
   keyboard.backspace = said("backspace", 5)
   keyboard.NUMPAD0 = said("zero", 5)
   keyboard.NUMPAD1 = said("one", 5)
   keyboard.NUMPAD2 = said("two", 5)
   keyboard.NUMPAD3 = said("three", 5)
   keyboard.NUMPAD5 = said("four", 5)
   keyboard.NUMPAD5 = said("five", 5)
   keyboard.NUMPAD6 = said("six", 5)
   keyboard.NUMPAD7 = said("seven", 5)
   keyboard.NUMPAD8 = said("eight", 5)
   keyboard.NUMPAD9 = said("nine", 5)
   q = said(“q”, 5)
   w = said("w", 5)
   e = said(“e”, 5)
   r = said(“r”, 5)
   t = said(“t”, 5)
   y = said(“y”, 5)
   u = said(“u”, 5)
   i = said(“i”, 5)
   o = said(“o”, 5)
   p = said(“p”, 5)
   a = said(“ah”, 5)
   s = said(“s”, 5)
   d = said(“d”, 5)
   f = said(“f”, 5)
   g = said(“g”, 5)
   h = said(“h”, 5)
   j = said(“j”, 5)
   k = said(“k”, 5)
   l = said(“l”, 5)
   z = said(“z”, 5)
   x = said(“x”, 5)
   c = said(“c”, 5)
   v = said(“v”, 5)
   b = said(“b”, 5)
   n = said(“n”, 5)
   m = said(“em”, 5)
   q = said(“q”, 5)
end if


//jokes
if said("tell me joke", 5) or said("say something funny", 5) then
   var.joke = randomrange(0, 12)

   if var.joke = 1 then
   say("cannibals are eating a clown, one said to the other. does this taste funny to you?")
   end if

   if var.joke = 2 then
   say("I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.")
   end if

   if var.joke = 3 then
   say("The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.")
   end if

   if var.joke = 4 then
   say("I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.")
   end if

   if var.joke = 5 then
   say("I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.")
   end if

   if var.joke = 6 then
   say("Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of coke? He was lucky it was a soft drink.")
   end if

   if var.joke = 7 then
   say("I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.")
   end if

   if var.joke = 8 then
   say("I did a performance about buns. Really it was just a play on words.")
   end if

   if var.joke = 9 then
   say("To write with a broken pencil is pointless.")
   end if

   if var.joke = 10 then
   say("Atheism is a non prophet organization.")
   end if

   if var.joke = 11 then
   say("your coding skill")
   end if
end if



//window control
if said("shift window to the other screen", 5) or said("move window to the other screen", 5)then
   say("of course")
   wait 500 ms
   say(var.name)
   press Keyboard.Windows
   press Keyboard.Ctrl
   press Keyboard.X
   wait 10 ms
   release Keyboard.Windows
   release Keyboard.Ctrl
   release Keyboard.X
end if

if said("close window", 5) then
   say("are you sure")
   var.close = true
   wait 3 s
   var.close = false
end if

if var.close = true then
   if said("yes", 5) then
          say("closing")
          press keyboard.Alt
          press keyboard.F4
          wait 20 ms
          release keyboard.Alt
          release keyboard.F4
   end if

   if said("no", 5) then
          say("cancelling")
   end if
end if

if said("maximise", 5) then
   press keyboard.Windows
   press keyboard.Up
   wait 10 ms
   release keyboard.Windows
   release keyboard.Up
end if

if said("minimise", 5) then
   press keyboard.alt
   press keyboard.Down
   wait 10 ms
   release keyboard.alt
   release keyboard.Down
end if

if said("make window transparent", 5) or said("transparent", 5) or said ("untransparent", 5) or said("toggle transparency", 3) then
   press keyboard.ctrl
   press keyboard.alt
   press keyboard.t
   wait 20 ms
   release keyboard.ctrl
   release keyboard.alt
   release keyboard.t
end if



//open programs
if said("open notepad", 5) then
    say("opening notepad")
    Execute("C:\Windows\system32\notepad.exe")
end if

if said("open google", 5) then
  Execute("http://www.google.co.uk/")
  say("opening google")
end if

if said("open e bay", 5) then
  Execute("http://www.ebay.co.uk/")
  say("opening ebay")
end if

if said("open face book", 5) then
  Execute("http://www.facebook.com/")
  say("opening face book")
end if

if said("open you tube", 5) then
  Execute("http://www.youtube.com/")
  say("opening you tube")
end if

if said("open e mail", 5) or said("check email", 5) or said("open g mail", 5)then
  Execute("https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?shva=1#inbox")
  say("opening g mail")
end if

if said("open spot", 5) or said("open spot ee fy") then
   execute("C:\Users\keir\AppData\Roaming\Spotify\spotify.exe")
   say("opening spot e fy")
end if

if said("open steam", 5) then
   execute("C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\Steam.exe")
   say("opening steam")
end if

if said("open chrome", 5) or said("open google chrome") then
   execute("C:\Program Files (x86)\Google\Chrome\Application\chrome.exe")
   say("opening chrome")
end if

if said("open skype", 5) then
   execute("C:\Program Files (x86)\Skype\Phone\Skype.exe")
   say("opening skype")
end if


//music control
Keyboard.PlayPause + Keyboard.K = said("play", 5) or said("pause", 5)
Keyboard.NextTrack = said("next track", 5)
Keyboard.PrevTrack = said("last track", 5)


//alt tab
if said("alt tab", 5) or said("toggle windows", 5) or said("cycle windows", 5) then
   press keyboard.Alt
   press keyboard.Tab
   wait 10 ms
   release keyboard.Tab
end if

if said("next", 5) then
   press keyboard.Tab
   wait 10 ms
   release keyboard.Tab
end if

if said("ok", 3) or said("that one", 3) then
      release keyboard.Alt
end if




//tf2 controls
if said("enable t f 2 control", 5) or said("enable team fortress two control") then
   say("lets have some fun")
   var.tf2 = true
end if

if said("disable t f 2 control") or said("disable team fortress two control") then
   say("oh ok")
   var.tf2 = false
end if

if var.tf2 = true then
   if said("spy", 5) then
      press keyboard.X
      wait 10 ms
      release keyboard.x
      wait 100 ms
      press key.2
      wait 10 ms
      release key.2
   end if

   if said("help", 5) then
      press keyboard.C
      wait 10 ms
      release keyboard.C
      wait 100 ms
      press key.1
      wait 10 ms
      release key.1
   end if

   if said("medic", 3) then
      press keyboard.E
      wait 10 ms
      release keyboard.E
   end if
end if

if said("sleep", 5) or said("rest") then
   execute("C:\Windows\SysWOW64\Ribbons.scr")
end if

if said("wake", 5) or said("wake up", 5) or said("awaken") then
   press mouse.LeftButton
   wait 10 ms
   release mouse.LeftButton
end if

if said("show desktop", 5) or said("go to desktop") then
   press keyboard.Windows
   press keyboard.D
   wait 10 ms
   release keyboard.Windows
   release keyboard.D
end if

end if

end if


if said("scroll up") or said("scroll a little bit up") then
  Key.Up = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Up = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Up = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Up = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Up = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Up = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Up = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Up = false
  wait 50 ms
  Key.Up = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Up = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Up = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Up = false
  wait 50 ms
  Key.Up = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Up = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Up = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Up = false
  wait 50 ms
  Key.Up = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Up = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Up = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Up = false
end if

if said("scroll down") or said("scroll a little bit down") then
  Key.Down = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Down = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Down = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Down = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Down = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Down = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Down = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Down = false
  wait 50 ms
  Key.Down = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Down = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Down = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Down = false
  wait 50 ms
  Key.Down = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Down = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Down = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Down = false
  wait 50 ms
  Key.Down = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Down = false
  wait 50ms
  Key.Down = true
  wait 100ms
  Key.Down = false
end if

if said("stop scrolling") or said("stahp scralling") or said("stop scroll") then
   Key.Up = false
   Key.Down = false
end if