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- Nicole: act out a bad movie or something
- Zack: okay
- hang on
- i dont remember how Con Air starts
- can i just act out the ending scene
- Nicole: lol okay
- Zack: HOW DO I
- GET THROUGH ONE NIGHT WITHOUT YOU
- /rolls up sleeves to make shirt resemble dirty wifebeater
- ok and now im his wife
- /stares back at nic cage with sleeves rolled down again
- and now im nic cage
- /runs up to where i was standing
- and "how do I live" is playing in the background
- and now im nic cage's daughter
- /crouches down
- and now im nic cage
- /looks down at invisible daughter
- I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU...
- ...
- /wipes dirty stuffed bunny off on shirt
- ITS A LITTLE DIRTY...
- now im his wife
- /looks down at invisible daughter
- NOW HONEY TAKE THE PRESENT FROM YOUR DADDY...
- now im nic cage again
- NO NO
- SHE DONT HAVE TO
- and now im the daughter
- /takes stuffed rabbit
- AH GOT...
- AH GOTSA PICTURE OF YEW
- and now im nic cage
- WELL I GOT A PICTURE OF YOU TOO, DARLIN
- and now im everyone
- /hugs myself
- HOW DO I LIIIIIIIIVE
- WITHOUT YOUUUUUU
- I WANNA KNOW
- HOW DO I BREEEEATHE WITHOUT YOU
- IF YOU EVER GO
- HOW DO I EVER
- EVER SUVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE?
- and now the credits are rolling
- the
- end
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