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  1. Nicole: act out a bad movie or something
  2.  
  3. Zack: okay
  4. hang on
  5. i dont remember how Con Air starts
  6. can i just act out the ending scene
  7.  
  8. Nicole: lol okay
  9.  
  10. Zack: HOW DO I
  11. GET THROUGH ONE NIGHT WITHOUT YOU
  12. /rolls up sleeves to make shirt resemble dirty wifebeater
  13. ok and now im his wife
  14. /stares back at nic cage with sleeves rolled down again
  15. and now im nic cage
  16. /runs up to where i was standing
  17. and "how do I live" is playing in the background
  18. and now im nic cage's daughter
  19. /crouches down
  20. and now im nic cage
  21. /looks down at invisible daughter
  22. I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU...
  23. ...
  24. /wipes dirty stuffed bunny off on shirt
  25. ITS A LITTLE DIRTY...
  26. now im his wife
  27. /looks down at invisible daughter
  28. NOW HONEY TAKE THE PRESENT FROM YOUR DADDY...
  29. now im nic cage again
  30. NO NO
  31. SHE DONT HAVE TO
  32. and now im the daughter
  33. /takes stuffed rabbit
  34. AH GOT...
  35. AH GOTSA PICTURE OF YEW
  36. and now im nic cage
  37. WELL I GOT A PICTURE OF YOU TOO, DARLIN
  38. and now im everyone
  39. /hugs myself
  40. HOW DO I LIIIIIIIIVE
  41. WITHOUT YOUUUUUU
  42. I WANNA KNOW
  43. HOW DO I BREEEEATHE WITHOUT YOU
  44. IF YOU EVER GO
  45. HOW DO I EVER
  46. EVER SUVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE?
  47. and now the credits are rolling
  48. the
  49. end
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