In which Kervad and Marcus kill a ton of stuff

<yzabtech> ==START==
<Kervad> ((Baddie goes first unless his init was < 9))
<yzabtech> The mosnter goes first. The monster does a backflip with its elastic limbs to move out of range, and fires bullets made out of flesh towards Marcus.
<yzabtech> bullets out of its hands, made out of flesh*
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+11 to hit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {13}
<Marcus> Assuming that's targeting AC, that's a miss.
<yzabtech> Marcus dodges them like he's in the Matrix.
<yzabtech> The monster ends its turn.
<Kervad> Kervad doesn't even materialize the nightstormer, instead raising a hand and attempts to shock it with chain lightning!
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {14}
<Kervad> vs will
<yzabtech> Nope.
<Kervad> alright.
<Kervad> I grit my teeth at my poor aim.
<Kervad> End turn.
<Marcus> Alright, Marcus' turn.
<Marcus> How far away is the monster?
<yzabtech> 45 feet.
<Marcus> Perfect. Marcus uses his minor action to Charge 15ft closer, then runs the rest of the way and attempts a grapple.
<Marcus> !Roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {25}
<yzabtech> 25 is way higher than 14. The monster is now grappled.
<Marcus> That's just about all Marcus can do, so end turn.
<Kervad> ((Do you have any passive effects that occur when something is grappled?))
<Marcus> (Not unless I'm attacking with psionics.)
<Kervad> ((alright.))
<yzabtech> The monster attempts an escape.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {21}
<Marcus> !Roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {12}
<Marcus> Well dang.
<yzabtech> The monster ends its turn.
<Kervad> Kervad goes for the second shock!
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {13}
<Kervad> ...
<Kervad> Missing, I run up to the monster so I'm next to marcus.
<Kervad> (40' move speed)
<Kervad> my glow is off.
<Kervad> end turn.
<Marcus> Now that he has a minor action, Marcus goes for a Hook with his Krusty Krab.
<Marcus> !Roll 1d20+11 to hit.
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {16}
<yzabtech> Nope.
<Marcus> Combo for a second swing.
<Marcus> !Roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {20}
<yzabtech> Also nope.
<Marcus> Well dang.
<yzabtech> (AC is 22 for reference)
<Marcus> End turn then.
<Kervad> ((what are reflex and will resists?))
<yzabtech> ((21 and 17 respectively))
<Kervad> ((cool))
<Marcus> (I'm gonna need Fort for when I shocking grasp)
<yzabtech> The monster moves 30 feet back, and begins firing again.
<yzabtech> At Marcus, again.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+11 to hit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {25}
<yzabtech> !roll 2d10+7 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d10+7 --> [ 2d10=15 ] | {22}
<Marcus> Using the effect of his Gamecube armour, Marcus reduces the damage by P.
<yzabtech> The Monster uses its minor action on Marcus, reducing his move speed by 10 feet.
<yzabtech> The monster ends its turn.
<yzabtech> ((monster was not meant to be capitalized))
<Kervad> I fire again, this time using feedback! ((didn't realize I wasn't using that the whole time lol - it's been a bit :P ))
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {23}
<Kervad> vs reflex
<Kervad> hit!
<yzabtech> Nice.
<Kervad> !roll 5d6+1 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 5d6+1 --> [ 5d6=20 ] | {21}
<Kervad> I catch up again, right next to the monster
<Kervad> end turn
<Marcus> With his reduced movement, Marcus can't reach the monster without using his minor action to Charge, so he does that, then combos.
<Marcus> Grapples*
<Marcus> !Roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {13}
<Marcus> End turn.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {18}
<yzabtech> The flesh monster uses a reaction to Kervad.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7 to hit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {26}
<yzabtech> !roll 1d10+4 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d10+4 --> [ 1d10=5 ] | {9}
<yzabtech> The flesh monster attacks Marcus.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+11 to hit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {19}
<yzabtech> !roll 2d10+7 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d10+7 --> [ 2d10=12 ] | {19}
<Marcus> Gamecube armour to reduce damage by P again.
<yzabtech> The monster uses a minor action to reduce Kervad's move speed by 10 feet.
<yzabtech> The monster moves back by 30 feet.
<yzabtech> The mosnter ends its turn.
<Kervad> Kervad keeps zapping
<yzabtech> monster*
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {30}
<Kervad> !roll 5d8+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 5d8+1 --> [ 5d8=25 ] | {26}
<Kervad> I catch up with it
<Marcus> Marcus runs up and hooks.
<Marcus> !Roll 1d20+11 to hit.
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {14}
<Marcus> Combo for second hit.
<Marcus> !Roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {27}
<Marcus> !Roll 4d6 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 4d6 --> [ 4d6=16 ] | {16}
<Marcus> End turn.
<yzabtech> The monster uses its reaction to Kervad to fire back.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {10}
<yzabtech> Nope.
<yzabtech> The monster uses its reaction to Marcus to fire back.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {27}
<yzabtech> Nevermind that's just its main attack. 1d20+11 which is only a change to the modifier
<yzabtech> !roll 4d10+7
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 4d10+7 --> [ 4d10=25 ] | {32}
<Marcus> Reduce that by P
<Marcus> 60/128 HP
<yzabtech> The monster ends its turn.
<Kervad> Kervad keeps throwing out bolts of electricity.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {28}
<Kervad> !roll 5d10+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 5d10+1 --> [ 5d10=32 ] | {33}
<yzabtech> Nice.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {3}
<Kervad> end turn
<yzabtech> Kervad squeaks.
<Kervad> involuntarily
<Marcus> Marcus swings with another Hook.
<Marcus> !Roll 1d20+11 to hit.
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {27}
<Marcus> !Roll 4d6+7 damage.
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 4d6+7 --> [ 4d6=9 ] | {16}
<Marcus> It ded?
<Kervad> it ded.
<yzabtech> 64000 XP.
<yzabtech> 2000 bonus XP.
<Kervad> !roll 1d8
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=6 ] | {6}
* Marcus ascends to Rung 19: "Bye, Dad."
<yzabtech> The monster's body fades to a lanky, mutilated version of an iguana.
<yzabtech> Marcus notices a green figure peeking from behind a rock formation from the corner of his eye.
* Marcus turns his head.
<yzabtech> It's your father, with tears in his eyes.
<yzabtech> As soon as you look at him, he turns to run away.
* Kervad watches, slightly confused.
* Marcus sighs.
<Kervad> "Who was that?"
<Marcus> "I wish I could tell you."
<Kervad> "Odd response; Alright;"
<yzabtech> Hey who wants a Lich Queen?
* Marcus raises hand.
<yzabtech> Cool
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+3 initiative
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {5}
<Marcus> !Roll 1d20-1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {8}
<Kervad> !roll 1d20-1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {5}
<yzabtech> Here's your description: A spirit washes over the iguana. Bones jut out from its flesh, and mutate into an un-iguana-like form. A cloak forms around the skeleton, the skull forming glowing beady red eyes.
<Marcus> "Here we go again."
<Kervad> "Oh no, it's one of these."
* Marcus Shocking Grasps.
<Marcus> !Roll 1d20+14 vs FORT.
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {22}
<yzabtech> Hit.
<Marcus> Sacrificial Caster for Twinned Spell to do it again.
<Marcus> !Roll 1d20+14
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {15}
<Marcus> Ah nuts.
<Marcus> !Roll 2d6+6 damage from Sacrificial Caster
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=5 ] | {11}
<Marcus> Reduce by P from Gamecube Armour
<Marcus> !Roll 5d12+5 damage from initial Shocking Grasp.
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 5d12+5 --> [ 5d12=31 ] | {36}
<Marcus> 36 damage, and +2 temp HP
<Marcus> End turn.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {30}
<Kervad> !roll 5d6+1 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 5d6+1 --> [ 5d6=15 ] | {16}
<Kervad> +9 from THE SUN
<Kervad> end turn
<yzabtech> Mind Crush
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+11 vs Marcus's will
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {22}
<yzabtech> !roll 2d8+3 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+3 --> [ 2d8=11 ] | {14}
<yzabtech> also no at-will or minor psionics
<yzabtech> for Marcus
<yzabtech> !roll 1d4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {2}
<yzabtech> Mana shield: 1d4 penalty to all attacks.
<yzabtech> Dagon joins the fight!
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {22}
<Marcus> Reduce by P with Gamecube Armour
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+11 to attack Marcus and Kervad with tentacles
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {17}
* Kervad steps out of the way
<Marcus> That is a miss.
<yzabtech> Dagon ends its turn.
* Marcus attempts to finish up the lich queen.
<Marcus> !Roll 2#1d20+13 to hit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+13 -->  | [ 1d20=1 ]{14}, [ 1d20=19 ]{32}
<Marcus> Offhand does...
<Marcus> !Roll 4d6+8 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=15 ] | {23}
<Marcus> !Roll 1d4 extra damage because nat 18+
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {1}
<Marcus> The 1 damage also chains onto the Dagon.
<Marcus> End turn.
* Kervad fires feedback at the Lich Queen, wanting to finish it off quickly.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {28}
<Kervad> !roll 5d8+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 5d8+1 --> [ 5d8=22 ] | {23}
<Marcus> Wait, no, that was offhand
<Marcus> 8 less damage from no mod.
<Kervad> end turn
<Kervad> "These things are not too bad; How are you holding up?"
<Marcus> "I'm fine enough."
* Kervad nods
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+11 to hit with some tentacles
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {16}
<Marcus> Eenope.
* Kervad watches as it bounces off his armor
<yzabtech> Dagon ends his turn.
<yzabtech> Mind Crush from the Lich Queen vs Kervad
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+11
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {14}
<yzabtech> !roll 2d8+3 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+3 --> [ 2d8=9 ] | {12}
<yzabtech> also no at-will psionics
<yzabtech> !roll 1d4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {1}
<yzabtech> -1 penalty to attacks until next turn
<yzabtech> end turn
* Marcus swings at the lich queen again.
<Marcus> !roll 2#1d20+13
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+13 -->  | [ 1d20=3 ]{16}, [ 1d20=2 ]{15}
<Marcus> Feelsbadman.
<Marcus> End turn.
* Kervad grits his teeth, annoyed at the sudden barrier in his mind, and decides to bust right through it
* Kervad forces out two lightning bolts, which fall from the sky, deafening everyone nearby.
* Kervad screams in pain
<Kervad> Dagon: take 160
<Kervad> Lich Queen: take 160
* Kervad : take a lot.
* Marcus blinks.
<Marcus> "Oh."
<yzabtech> There goes both the Lich Queen and the Dagon.
* Kervad rubs his eyes, which are bleeding a bit.
<Kervad> "Ugh... I hate doing that;"
<Marcus> "Are... Are you okay?"
<Kervad> "...I think? I'm pretty sure my body isn't supposed to handle that."
<yzabtech> Both of you, gain 217,000 HP.
<yzabtech> XP*
* Marcus ascends to Rung 22: "Oh."
<yzabtech> Also, a ton of grist for the both of you.
<yzabtech> !roll 100d500+175000 build
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 100d500+175000 --> [ 100d500=26636 ] | {201636}
<yzabtech> !roll 100d100+55000 T1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 100d100+55000 --> [ 100d100=5334 ] | {60334}
<yzabtech> !roll 40d100+16000 T2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 40d100+16000 --> [ 40d100=1778 ] | {17778}
<yzabtech> !roll 70d20+4700 T3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 70d20+4700 --> [ 70d20=750 ] | {5450}
<yzabtech> !roll 40d12+1400 T4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 40d12+1400 --> [ 40d12=218 ] | {1618}
<yzabtech> !roll 20d10+400 T5
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 20d10+400 --> [ 20d10=130 ] | {530}
<yzabtech> !roll 8d8+125 T6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 8d8+125 --> [ 8d8=30 ] | {155}
<yzabtech> !roll 3d6+40 T7
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3d6+40 --> [ 3d6=10 ] | {50}
<yzabtech> !roll 1d10+10 T8
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=6 ] | {16}
<yzabtech> !roll 2d8 T9
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8 --> [ 2d8=3 ] | {3}
<yzabtech> That doesn't say 3 that says 5
<yzabtech> ==END==