To get your very own Asus gaming laptop, all you need is a receipt, its model type, check number, serial number and two call ins. First one being the hook where you use one of the laptop methods posted. When you get to the part where they ask you to fill out the RMA form, tell them you're just going to use a local technician before you're without your computer for many weeks (mention how you've heard how horrid their RMA department is from laptop forums) to try and diagnose what part is fucking up. There is a chance you'll get it right the first call and the rep will talk to supervisor about an advance replacement. If not, fret not. The second call is when you reel them in, all you need to do is unleash the kraken on em and tell them how horribly dissatisfied with their build quality of their $1400 laptops and how you need it for school and work and whatever else bullshit you can pull from your ass. SE done.


*To get check number and exact model type, try to convince a laptop seller to take a screenshot of the underside of laptop where the sticker is.