Vincent: Enter.

[6:17 PM] Spinydoughnut33: ==START==
[6:18 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Malachi, the walkie-talkie crackles to life, and you hear a voice.
[6:19 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Testing, testing! Is the last guy here yet?"
[6:20 PM] Vincent: "I sure hope so, this seat is rather uncomfortable."
[6:21 PM] Eragon: "SCP-4130 reporting in. I'm here."
[6:22 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Heeeeyyy! I know you!"
[6:22 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "What was your name? Malarkey?"
[6:22 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Malachi, You can tell that he knows what he did.
[6:23 PM] Vincent: "Oh hello, my name is Vincent."
[6:23 PM] Eragon: "Hi. Now let's get this over with." You ignore the other person.
[6:24 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Right to the point, I like it!"
[6:24 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Name's Dr. Bright by the way, but I'm sure you already know me!"
[6:25 PM] Eragon: "I am aware of your existence, yes."
[6:26 PM] Vincent: "So what'd ya do to get in here?"
[6:27 PM] Vincent: "The other guy was some mafia fellow I think."
[6:27 PM] Eragon: "I'm not a D class, I'm an MTF agent assigned to oversee this testing. They find my skills to be useful for situations like these."
[6:28 PM] Vincent: "Oh wonderful, nice to meet you."
[6:28 PM] Eragon: "Mmhm. Focus on the testing, please."
[6:28 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Oh, come on! Enough small talk! There's a lot on the line here!"
Malachi, you can tell he's not lying.
[6:28 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Malachi, you see that computer in front of you? Stick the disc labeled 'Server' that should also be in front of you into it!"
[6:29 PM] Eragon: You do so.
[6:30 PM] Spinydoughnut33: The screen changes to resemble a testing chamber very similar to your own, only with different junk lying around and a different person in view.
[6:30 PM] Spinydoughnut33: What's strange is, that you don't remember there being CCTV in the testing chambers.
[6:31 PM] Vincent: "Would you like me to walk you through, or have you already been briefed?"(edited)
[6:32 PM] Vincent: Vincent smiles warmly.
[6:32 PM] Eragon: "Doctor, I don't believe we have CCTV cameras installed, yet I see someone in a room similar to mine. Vincent. Wave your hand."
[6:32 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Don't worry about it!"
You can tell there's probably something to worry about.
[6:33 PM] Vincent: Vincent remembers the position of his player, so he waves at the corner of the room where he supposes his server can see.(edited)
[6:33 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Now, you see all that shit along the top of the screen, Malachi?"
[6:33 PM] Spinydoughnut33: There looks to be a toolbar of some sort.
[6:35 PM] Eragon: Yup, it's Vincent on your screen. "Yes Doctor, a toolbar."
[6:35 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Under 'Deploy' there's a bunch of machines. Click and drag them into the room."
[6:36 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Make sure not to crush Vincent over here!"
[6:36 PM] Eragon: "Mmm." You drag the machines down, setting them where they fit best. Regardless of what's underneath, sans Vincent.
[6:37 PM] Spinydoughnut33: All four machines which we all remember the names to and would be a pain to type out are places quite neatly into Vincent's chamber.
[6:37 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Sweet!"
[6:37 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Vin, you know what to do!"(edited)
[6:37 PM] Vincent: "Oh good."
[6:39 PM] Vincent: You mimic the process your player performed, starting by climbing on top of the cruxtruder and attempting to wrench off the cap.
[6:39 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Roll Strength.
[6:39 PM] Vincent: !roll 1d20+1
[6:39 PM] Spinydoughnut33: (different bot now)
[6:39 PM] Vincent: (what format it use?)
[6:40 PM] Eragon: (sidekick best bot)
[6:40 PM] Eragon: /r 1d20+1
[6:40 PM] Spinydoughnut33: (see in #botspam )
[6:40 PM] BOTSidekick: @Eragon:  1d20+1  = (7)+1 = 8
[6:40 PM] Vincent: /roll 1d20+1
[6:40 PM] BOTSidekick: @Vincent:  1d20+1  = (2)+1 = 3
[6:40 PM] Spinydoughnut33: No matter what you seem to do, it just does not budge.
[6:41 PM] Vincent: You climb off the cruxtruder.
[6:41 PM] Vincent: "Mind throwing something at that cap?"
[6:41 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Oh come on! Don't give up so easily!"
[6:41 PM] Eragon: "Sure." Anything heavy enough to throw that isn't needed?
[6:42 PM] Spinydoughnut33: A bunch of stuff, it looks like. Most notably is half of a couch.
[6:42 PM] Eragon: And so the half of the couch is thrown.
[6:42 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Roll Dexterity, or Sleight of Hand.
[6:43 PM] Eragon: /r 1d20+2
[6:43 PM] BOTSidekick: @Eragon:  1d20+2  = (6)+2 = 8
[6:44 PM] Spinydoughnut33: The couch flies high, and slams into the wall. Exploding into stuffing and springs.
[6:44 PM] Vincent: "Whoops."
[6:45 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Whoa! That shit was awesome!"
[6:46 PM] Eragon: "Doctor Bright, out of curiosity, how many saftey regulations are we disregarding for these tests?"
[6:46 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Basically, all of them!"
[6:46 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "But don't worry about that!"
[6:46 PM] Spinydoughnut33: You can tell he's sincere.(edited)
[6:46 PM] Eragon: "Noted." Time to throw the next biggest thing at it.
[6:47 PM] Eragon: /r 1d20+2
[6:47 PM] BOTSidekick: @Eragon:  1d20+2  = (10)+2 = 12
[6:48 PM] Spinydoughnut33: You fling a quite precisely made ball of metal at the Cruxtruder, and just barely catch it on the edge. The lid goes flying, and out comes a bunch of blapck dowels and a seizure ball of the same color.
[6:49 PM] Vincent: You search for a pre-punched card.
[6:50 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Oh shit, did I forget about that?!"
[6:50 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Malachi, throw out a card!"
[6:50 PM] Eragon: Down goes the card.
[6:51 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "There we go!"
[6:51 PM] Vincent: "Thank you!"
[6:51 PM] Vincent: You go through the process of refining the cruxite dowel, eventually turning it into an artifact.
[6:52 PM] Spinydoughnut33: It goes perfectly as planned, the seizure ball following you the whole time.
[6:52 PM] Spinydoughnut33: As you place the carved dowel on the Alchemiter...
[6:53 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Suddenly, from the base a bright light starts emitting.
[6:53 PM] Spinydoughnut33: It's kinda hard to look at.
[6:53 PM] Vincent: "Mind sending me some sunglasses?"
[6:53 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Uhhh, No can do from here, amigo!"
[6:54 PM] Spinydoughnut33: "Just deal with it!"
[6:54 PM] Vincent: You almost forgot about the sprite, you look around the room for something to throw at it.
[6:54 PM] Spinydoughnut33: (you can just pick anything within reason tbh and it'll be there.)
[6:55 PM] Vincent: "Fine then. I will deal with it."
[6:55 PM] Vincent: You chuck the walkie talkie at the sprite.
[6:55 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Roll Dexterity.
[6:56 PM] Vincent: /r 1d20+3
[6:56 PM] BOTSidekick: @Vincent:  1d20+3  = (18)+3 = 21
[6:56 PM] Vincent: (+2 actually)
[6:57 PM] Spinydoughnut33: It perfectly arcs out and into the sprite. It flashes violently for a moment, before becoming the spitting image of the walkie-talkie.
[6:57 PM] Spinydoughnut33: It's emitting a horrible, indescribable noise.
[6:57 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Not too loud, though.
[6:57 PM] Vincent: You shade your eyes with your arm and walk toward the light.(edited)
[6:58 PM] Spinydoughnut33: As you approach, you can't tell what this thing actually is. Other than, well, it is just some object.
[6:59 PM] Vincent: You reach out to the source, with your free hand.(edited)
[6:59 PM] Spinydoughnut33: You do so, and...
[6:59 PM] Spinydoughnut33: you're able to pick it up.
[7:00 PM] Spinydoughnut33: It's pretty small, but you can't seem to feel what it actually is, as if there's no real definition to it.
[7:00 PM] Vincent: You cover it with your hands in an attempt to douse the light a bit.
[7:02 PM] Spinydoughnut33: You do so, and as you hold it you can see the light getting stronger and stronger over time. Your hands glow red, not through heat, but through sheer luminescence of the object.
[7:03 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Then, as you can plainly see through your hands, as if you're in an x-ray, it stops becoming brighter.
[7:04 PM] Vincent: You crack your finger close to the outside of the object and attempt to look at it.
[7:04 PM] Spinydoughnut33: As you let the light out, it suddenly and abruptly goes back to it's original brightness.
[7:06 PM] Vincent: You go over to the ruined couch and take off part of the cushion seat.
[7:06 PM] Vincent: You then wrap it around the object, attempting to see its rough shape.
[7:07 PM] Spinydoughnut33: It seems to be just some... sphere, you think? though, it's gently undulating and moving.
The light peeks through all the little holes in the fabric, and the brightness does not change.
[7:08 PM] Vincent: You rip off more cushion leather and keep wrapping it.
[7:09 PM] Eragon: You probably should make sure he isn't going to get himself killed. You attempt an Empathetic link with Vincent.
[7:09 PM] Eragon: /r 1d20+4
[7:09 PM] BOTSidekick: @Eragon:  1d20+4  = (11)+4 = 15
[7:10 PM] Vincent: at disadvantage (heritage item)
[7:10 PM] Eragon: /r 1d20+4
[7:10 PM] BOTSidekick: @Eragon:  1d20+4  = (12)+4 = 16
[7:10 PM] Eragon: rekt
[7:10 PM] Spinydoughnut33: (does it work on vincent?)
[7:11 PM] Eragon: Yes
[7:12 PM] Eragon: He can't have mods that high yet
[7:12 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Oh jeez yeah, it works just fine.
[7:12 PM] Vincent: I have a 8 for will so
[7:12 PM] Eragon: rip
[7:12 PM] Eragon: thought you had CHA
[7:13 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Malachi, your vision suddenly fills with Vincent's vision. You see him making a ball out of couch leather.
[7:13 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Though, it seems like it's... glowing?
[7:14 PM] Eragon: Vincent, what exactly are you trying to smother? you speak in his mind.
[7:14 PM] Vincent: I'm not sure exactly, its too bright to make out.
[7:17 PM] Eragon: I need you to stare directly at it, even for just a moment. It'll hurt, but I'll be able to see whatever it is through your eyes.
[7:17 PM] Vincent: Ok Skoldpadda
[7:17 PM] Eragon: It's Malachi.
[7:17 PM] Vincent: You unwrap the ball.
[7:18 PM] Spinydoughnut33: The ball goes back to it's original brightness. Still hard to look at, similar to the sun during daytime.
[7:18 PM] Eragon: What do you see?
[7:19 PM] Spinydoughnut33: It's... a ball? Of some sort. That's the only defining characteristic you can make out.
[7:21 PM] Eragon: Alright. That's enough. All I can make out is it being a ball of some sort.
[7:21 PM] Vincent: Usually you are better at this.
[7:21 PM] Vincent: You begin wrapping again.
[7:22 PM] Spinydoughnut33: You wrap it, and continue wrapping and wrapping until you run out of leather and it's a bit unwieldy to hold, about half a meter in diameter.
[7:23 PM] Spinydoughnut33: As it begins to ever so faintly glow...
[7:23 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Roll Perception.
[7:23 PM] Vincent: /r 1d20
[7:23 PM] BOTSidekick: @Vincent:  1d20  = (2) = 2
[7:24 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Malachi can roll too, since you have the same eyes.
[7:24 PM] Eragon: Normally, yes.
[7:24 PM] Eragon: /r 1d20+4
[7:24 PM] BOTSidekick: @Eragon:  1d20+4  = (7)+4 = 11
[7:25 PM] Spinydoughnut33: You can see from the edges of the room, a wall of light slowly creeping in, as the ball starts plainly glowing.
[7:29 PM] Spinydoughnut33: It continues to close in, getting closer and closer...
[7:30 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Until it stops, and vincent finally notices the wall of light around him in about a 2 meter space.
[7:30 PM] Spinydoughnut33: It's centered on the ball.
[7:31 PM] Spinydoughnut33: the ball is in the same situation your hand was.(edited)
[7:33 PM] Spinydoughnut33: (are we still here?)
[7:33 PM] Eragon: (yup)
[7:33 PM] Vincent: (weh)
[7:33 PM] Spinydoughnut33: (then do something, ya schmucks)(edited)
[7:34 PM] Vincent: (i dunno wut)
[7:34 PM] Spinydoughnut33: (what has been the pattern until now)
[7:34 PM] Spinydoughnut33: (you're literally so close)
[7:35 PM] Spinydoughnut33: As you move the ball around in your hand, the wall seems to follow with it.
[7:35 PM] Vincent: You keep wrapping the ball!
[7:35 PM] Spinydoughnut33: You're out of leather!
[7:36 PM] Spinydoughnut33: You need to find something else!
[7:36 PM] Vincent: You. . . Take off your shirt and continue wrapping the ball!
[7:36 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Roll Strength to stretch your shirt over the large ball.
[7:36 PM] Vincent: /r 1d20+1
[7:36 PM] BOTSidekick: @Vincent:  1d20+1  = (7)+1 = 8
[7:37 PM] Spinydoughnut33: You get about halfway, but then your shirt rips right as you get it over the largest point.
[7:37 PM] Vincent: Hm, you wander around the room with the ball till you find something else to wrap it with.
[7:38 PM] Spinydoughnut33: Roll Perception
[7:40 PM] Spinydoughnut33: (is perception being rolled?)
[7:41 PM] Vincent: /roll 1d20
[7:41 PM] BOTSidekick: @Vincent:  1d20  = (2) = 2
[7:41 PM] Vincent: ( :frowning: )(edited)
[7:42 PM] Spinydoughnut33: You move around in circles in the room for what seems like minutes, and you think you hear one or two explosions off in the distance, until you finally come across a large tarp in plain view in one of the corners of the room.
[7:43 PM] Vincent: Wrap dat shit!
[7:44 PM] Spinydoughnut33: You do so, and the wall of light closes in, closer and closer until you're engulfed and the wall of light collides with the ball.
[7:45 PM] Spinydoughnut33: All you see is White...
[7:45 PM] Spinydoughnut33: ==END==