Dr Rich Fister

Your name is Doctor Rich Fister, and you are a proctologist. You spend your career
 putting things inside your patients' anuses for their health. There is absolutely
 nothing sexual about it, and you would never consider having sex with your patients.
 It is just another day on the job. You sit in your office and use the intercom
 to call your receptionist, Merlene. She sends your first patient of the day
 to you, and  then she sits down at her desk and waits patiently while you finish
 up with this one.
You pick up the phone and speak into it. "Hello?"
"Doctor? Is everything alright?" The voice comes from a female's voice.
"Yes, yes I'm fine". You answer back.
> await the patient to enter my office

The door opens up and a young woman wearing a nurse uniform walks in. She has
 long brown hair that falls past her shoulders and wears a hospital gown over
 it. Her face shows no emotion as she looks at you.
"What can I do for you doctor?" She asks.
"I need you to put something in my patient's anus". You reply.
> continue

"Well, what exactly am I supposed to be doing?" She asks.
"Just putting something in his ass". You say.
"Oh... Well I suppose I could try..". She says hesitantly.
"No, I don't think so". You say.
"Then why did you ask me if I could help you?" She asks.
> say "I have decided that only I can do it. Now, where is the patient?"

"He's over there, he has to be over there somewhere". You point out.
"Okay, well how do we get him over here?"
"How do you know where he is anyway?" You reply.
"Because I saw him leave my room earlier today!" She responds.
> go to the waiting room and call the patient to me

You walk over to the waiting area and enter it. You look around and see several
 people sitting at tables and chairs talking to each other. You notice a man
 standing near the door, but you don't pay any attention to him as you head towards
 the table closest to you. You take a seat and wait for your patient.
> wait

It takes some time before you hear the door open up again. You wait until you
 hear the door close up and then you peek your head out and see the patient walking
 out of the room. He seems to be heading straight for the elevator. You quickly
 run over to the door and try to open it up, but it won't budge. You quickly
 begin to panic and start to cry.
> call out to the patient

You scream out in fear and run back into the waiting room. The patient walks
 over to you and sees you crying. He looks down at you and says "What's wrong?
 What's wrong?"
> say "I was worried you were leaving. Come with me to my office."

"That's not necessary, just come with me to my office". You respond.
> go to the office with the patient

You follow the patient outside and into the waiting area. As soon as you enter
 the waiting area, you see another man sitting on a chair nearby. He notices
 you immediately and begins to speak to you.
> stop him and say "I will see you after this patient"

You stop the man and tell him "I will see you after this patient". He smiles
 and nods and leaves. You sit down and wait for the patient. You hear the elevator
 doors opening up and closing up. After a few minutes, you hear them open up
 once more. You wait patiently for the elevator to arrive. Finally, the elevator
 arrives and you hop on.
> take the patient to my office

You climb into the elevator and ride it up to the fifth floor. When you reach
 the top, you open the door and step inside. Inside your office is a large desk
 with a computer screen mounted above it. On the left side of the desk is a door
 leading to a hallway. To the right of the door is a bathroom.
> ask the patient "Welcome. Let's start with your name."

You stand behind the desk and turn on the computer. You type in the patient's
 name and press enter. A small window appears on the screen.
> read the patient's name

A little message appears on the screen. It reads:
Name: John Doe Age: 25 Sex: Male Height: 5'11 Weight: 180 lbs Eyes: Brown Hair:
 Black Tattoos: None
You pause the program and look at the patient. He doesn't seem to be paying any
 attention to you. You sigh and turn off the computer.
> "alright, John. What problems have you been having?"

 You ask to see the patient's medical records
You look at the man who has been in your care for the past few days. He looks
 like he hasn't eaten or drunk anything since yesterday morning. His skin is
 pale and his eyes are sunken into his head. The only thing that gives him away
 as being human is the bandage wrapped around his right arm.
> say "Ah yes, quite a severe case. Please take off your pants and bend over" and put on a glove

You grab the patient by the hand and pull him out from behind the desk. You then
 put on a pair of latex gloves and place the man under the cold water. You watch
 as the man slowly starts to get warmer. He begins to sweat profusely and his
 body shivers uncontrollably. You let go of the man and walk over to the sink.
> put lubricant on my hand and then put my hand into his anus

You begin to rub lubricant onto your hand and then insert it into the man's rectum.
 You watch as the man begins to relax and begin to breathe easier. You continue
 rubbing lubricant into the man's rectum and then push it all the way in. You
 watch as the man begins to relax even further. You pull out of the man's rectum
 and wipe yourself off.
> ask him how he feels now

You ask the man "How do you feel now?". He replies "Better, but still very sick".
 You smile and say "Good job, I think we should keep going with our treatment
 plan. We can finish you off later if you're feeling better".
> bid the man farewell as he leaves my office, then call Merlene to send in another patient

You hang up the phone and close the door. You notice that the elevator door is
 closed. You don't know why, but you decide to check on the patient again. You
 quickly find him lying on the ground in pain. He tries to move, but his body
 won't obey his commands. He seems to be in excruciating pain. You rush over
 to him and kneel beside him.
> say "this looks like an emergency" and insert my whole arm into his anus

You run your fingers along his back and then slide your entire arm into his rectum.
 You hear a groan and then a gasp. You hear the doctor call out "Oh my God! Oh
 my God!" before the elevator door opens up. You hear the elevator doors close
 and the elevator speed up. You hear the elevator doors open up again and then
 they slam shut.
> search for something in his rectum with my hand

You search through his rectum with your other hand. You find a syringe and some
 gauze. You put the needle in the gauze and squeeze it hard. You then wrap the
 gauze around the needle and tie it off. You throw the syringe and gauze into
 the trash bin. You pick up the man and carry him outside where you wait for
 the ambulance.
> say "your pain should be gone now that I have removed what you had in your rectum"

You say "I'm sorry, but your pain will be gone soon. Your blood pressure should
 be down too. I'll need to give you more medication to help your heart beat faster
 and make sure it stays beating fast. But I think we've done enough today".
> consider myself a hero as I return to the office and ask the nurse to send in another patient

You enter the office and see the nurse standing there holding a clipboard. She
 smiles at you and says "Yes, I just finished working on this one and sent her
 in". You nod and tell her to bring in another patient. The nurse nods and heads
 out the door.
> welcome the next patient

You stand in front of the man who has been brought in. You look at his face and
 see that he is pale and gaunt looking. His eyes are sunken into his head and
 his mouth hangs wide open. You hold out your hand and he takes it. He stares
 at you blankly and then slowly begins to sit up. You stroke his hair and pat
 his shoulder.
> say "please tell me your name and what your illness is"

He stutters "My name is... I'm John Doe and I have Crohn's Disease". You stare
 at him blankly and then shake your head. You repeat "Please tell me your illness
 is Crohn's Disease" and he shakes his head again. You sigh and walk away from
 him.
> say "I can cure this, but it won't be pleasant

You turn to the nurse and say "I want you to take this man here and put him under".
 You point to the man sitting in the chair. The nurse walks over to the chair
 and sits down. She puts the clipboard down and gets right to work.
> put on a diving suit

The nurse puts on a diving suit and jumps into the water. You grab your own diving
 suit and jump into the water. You swim towards the man in the chair and dive
 underwater. You reach the bottom and pull the diving board out of the water.
 You put the board on the floor and begin to climb up it. You reach the top and
 pull yourself onto the board.
> cover myself in lube and climb into the man's anus

You crawl into the man's anus and begin to rub lube all over your body. You feel
 the muscles of the man's anus relax and then tighten. You begin to push your
 hips forward and then back. You feel the muscles of the man's anus contract
 and relax. You continue pushing forwards and backwards until you feel the muscles
 of the man's anus start to spasm.
> look for the crone living in the man's rectum

You look around and see no-one. You hear a faint groaning sound coming from the
 man's ass and then you hear a loud pop. You quickly run out of the room and
 hide behind a wall. You hear the woman scream
> confront the crone

You rush out of the room and go to the crone. You kneel down and whisper "What
 did you do?" She looks at you and whispers "I gave you cancer!" You shout "WHAT?!"
 and punch her in the face. She falls to the ground and screams in agony. You
 kick her in the ribs and she cries out in pain.
> drag the crone out of the man's anus

You drag the crone out of the man's anus and throw her against the wall. You
 pull out a scalpel and cut her throat. You watch as blood pours out of her neck
 and runs down her chest. You laugh and smile
> turn to John Doe and say "congratulations, Mr Doe, you are now cured of Crohn's disease."

You turn to John Doe and say "Congratulations, Mr Doe, you are now cured of Crohn's
 Disease". You leave the hospital and head home.

THE EN