Gotcha

>"Hey Anon, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out to eat tonight?"
>Rainbow was standing in front of you, her hair clinging in front of her eyes, a light blush on her cheeks.
>You know, you've been here for 2 years and have never once been with a pony.
>Sure, you've thought of it and have come to terms with the idea of being with a pony. You've just never really put yourself out there.
"You know what Dash, that sounds awesome. Meet me at my house around seven."
>You can't help but chuckle a little as she soars into the air and does a flip, finishing with a hoof pump in the air.
>"Ok, I gotta go do some stuff, I'll see you around 7 then!" she shouts as she darts off towards town.
>Here you thought you were supposed to hang out with her all day. Oh well.
>7 rolls around and Dash is at your door in a nice dress that you hadn't seen before.
"What's up with the dress?" you ask, poking at the skirt portion in the back.
>"I-I dunno, Rarity said that this would get your attention." she says, the same redness from earlier creeping up on her cheeks again.
> Unfortunately for you, not being dressed up and being around a mare who's all gussied up makes you feel a little uncomfortable.
>The two of you head off for a nice dinner at a local diner. Just a small, quite place with a calm atmosphere.
>The night goes by in a flash and you don't even know how you got there, but Dash is pushing against you and moving you slowly toward your bed, her lips on yours.

>You find yourself lying on your bed, her grinding against you.
>Her lips part from yours, a little bit of hesitation on her face.
>"D-Do you have any condoms?" she manages to stumble out.
>You just nod to her, using one hand to close her eyes slowly as the other begins to massage her body slowly.
"Just lay back and let it happen." you whisper to her as one of your hands roam.
>All she can do is let out a soft moan as your fingers run against her most private of areas.
>With your free hand, you grab a piece of paper on the nightstand, ripping it very slowly and setting it back onto the counter.
"No opening your eyes." you say, your hands rubbing fast along her slit.
>The light wetness on your fingers tells you how much Dash really was into this.
>You slowly position yourself and push yourself into her, making sure to savor the feeling that you've not had for a long time.
>The passion picks up as the two of you begin to work into a rhythm, your hips meeting every few seconds.
>Suprisingly, Dash doesn't open her eyes, just moans and tells you how happy she is.
>It doesn't take long for either of you to reach climax as you start to feel her clench around you.
>Your seed begins to spill into her as your thrusts become erratic.
>After the two of you come down from your light high, you pull yourself out of her.
>She opens her eyes to look at you and looks down.
>"ANON, WHAT THE BUCK! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO USE PROTECTION!" she shouts at you.
"April fools" you say, a smile plastered on your face.
>Everything goes black and you find yourself waking up in the hospital, a nurse telling you that Rainbow bought you in naked and unconscious.
>Fucking April Fools.