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  1. ==PROJECT REALITY Gamenight==
  2. Starts Saturday 11th @ 5pm GMT
  3.  
  4. '''HOW I STOPPED WORRYING AND LEARNED TO LOVE THE SUICIDE TRUCK'''
  5. >blast nasheeds while driving a bomb-truck into an burger FOB
  6. >gas the kikes (IDF is a conventional force)
  7. >unload a nine in the welfare line (african conventional as well as insurgent forces)
  8. >No XP, no perks, no unlocks
  9. >runs on a toaster assuming your CPU is at least 2.5ghz
  10.  
  11. ==Where can I get it?==
  12. http://www.realitymod.com/downloads
  13. You have to create a player account once you've installed the game but there is no email activation.
  14.  
  15. ==How do I play online?==
  16. '''BE SURE TO SET YOUR CLAN TAGS TO [infv] IN THE LAUNCHER'''
  17.  
  18. '''1.''' Start game
  19. '''2.''' Go to >DEPLOYMENT<
  20. '''3.''' Join the serber that has been chosen in the thread (latest post by OP in REDTEXT)
  21. '''4.''' Press CAPSLOCK to access the spawn menu
  22. '''5.''' Click on SQUADS and then JOIN on a squad that has players using the [infv] tag
  23.  
  24. ==How do I host a game?==
  25. TL;DR: you cant learn japanese.
  26.  
  27.  
  28. '''Description:'''
  29. Project Reality is a long running milsim like modification for Battlefield 2 (now standalone), that while not at its peak, still
  30. has around 400-600 people playing at all times.
  31. The game takes a niche between full blown military simulation of the Armed Assault series and actual fucking games, with the
  32. tacticool aspects of a milsim without its simulation related clutter, and an expanded upon battlefield-style battle for objectives on XBOX FUCKING HUGE MAPS.
  33. The most populated servers usually support up to 98 players on conventional force vs conventional force conquest-type maps, or asymmetrical warfare type maps which have an organized conventional force finding and neutralizing weapon cashes of the opposing guerilla force, consisting mostly of rag-tag teams of allahu akbars and a BR with 120 ping.
  34. Project Reality heavily emphasizes teamplay and intra- and inter-squad cooperation. It uses an inbuilt mumble client that, depending on your position in a squad, transmits faction tied proximity chat [welcome to the jungle intensifies], squad chat, commander chat, as well as individual squad leader chats.
  35.  
  36. FAQ
  37.  
  38. ''Q: Are the admins really as rabid as they say?''
  39. A: Being retarded is a bannable offense in this game. That is a resounding yes.
  40.  
  41. ''Q: Yellow text in the sky tells me to get the fuck out of an APC, what the fuck?''
  42. A: Most popular servers have an "escalation" rule that only allows to use "heavy assets" when breaching a certain player threshold. Heavy assets include most APCs, tonks and aircraft. Theres also a "claim" rule that binds certain assets to the claimants squad. Ignoring claims is considered griefing.
  43.  
  44. ''Q: I cant switch teams what do?''
  45. A: Write !switch in all-chat (J) in order to request a teamswitch from admins.
  46.  
  47. ''Q: Why was I kicked from an [infv] squad?''
  48. A: You did not set your tags most likely.
  49.  
  50. ''Q: Im on server X where is everyone?''
  51. A: Check the thread for the latest post by OP as servers may have changed due to external reasons.
  52.  
  53. ''Q: Im in a vehicle and my screen is black.''
  54. A: Youre not using the appropriate driver or pilot kit, or in a seat youre not supposed to be in.
  55.  
  56. ''Q: How do I use ingame comms?''
  57. A: (H) for proximity, NUMPAD[0] for squad.
  58.  
  59. ''Q: How do I use ingame chat?''
  60. A: (J) for all-chat, (K) for team-chat, (L) for squad chat.
  61.  
  62. ''Q: Why is this vehicle so loud?''
  63. A: Turn down effects volume ingame to 20-30%.
  64.  
  65. '''Quick tips:'''
  66. >You can add tags at the launcher under "Select Profile" when hovering the mouse over the bigass PLAY button and clicking the arrow.
  67. >Press CAPSLOCK for team, squad, spawn and orders menu
  68. >The arrow above the compass indicates your accuracy
  69. >Always use the compass for calling out targets
  70. >If you see a goatfucker raising hands, dont shoot him, its haram and will cost you a shitload of victory points, instead use restraints or shotgun
  71. >Press C to witch to secondary sights
  72. >Press T to switch a kit at a supply crate
  73. >Avoid snipers/spotters kit like the plague unless you are in a squad SPECIFICALLY created for sniping
  74. >Some kits are tied to squad size and cohesion
  75. >To build assets, you need to select the radio and right click, then use the T menu, then get shoveling
  76. >Healsluts are the last to get shot, if it aint the case, you're doing it wrong
  77. >Never respawn, always regroup, driving the entire way back to base is preferrable to bleeding out and respawning.
  78. >RESPAWNING IS YOUR LAST RESORT, EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO WAIT 5 MINUTES TO GET A REZ
  79. >When putting an enemy marker on the map take a step forwards or backwards after setting the distance and before placing the actual mark, this will prevent your mark from appearing 300m away from the intended position behind you or some shit.
  80. >benis goes in bagina :DD:D
  81.  
  82. '''Vehicle tips:'''
  83. >You can press T on the hatch of a combat vehicle to get a crewman/pilot kit
  84. >You need at least 2 crewmen to pilot a combat vehicle
  85. >On the main gun 1,2,3 is AP, HEAT, Smoke, press F to cycle
  86. >Press C to change viewmode
  87. >Press X for zoom
  88. >Press T for thermals
  89. >RIGHT click to drop crates or bridges.
  90.  
  91. '''CRITICAL NO-NO's aka THE FUN POLICE:'''
  92. >Dont take critical assets that you're unsure how to handle, aka leave the sniper/spotter kits, tank/CAS alone. This shit takes forever to respawn and can literally cost your team a match if you fuck it up.
  93. >Dont take squaddie kits if you're not a squaddie, dont BE squaddie if you're without a mic.
  94. >Leave vehicles alone in general if you're without a mic.
  95. >Dont bud benis in exhaust bibe :D:DD:D
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