Bullshit Guide 2

FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE INTERNET, IT RETURNS.

Rising like a horrific Lovecraftian monstrocity, the bullshit-free meta guide is back.

Meta-Guide 2- Electric Boogaloo.

You should totally read the first guide. It gives basic introduction to what we're talking about here, and it's got hilarious pictures.

So, you want to make a meta tulpa? We can totally hook you up, bro. BUT BE FOREWARNED! Not only is this stuff going to be complex, mostly involve feels, and possibly be reality warping, but also this post is going to be hella long.

Like... fuck. Is this going to be long.

Like, two parts long.

This is the bare bones essentials of what you're going to need to know for this. If you don't like a part of it or want to add your own, fuckit, do it. I ain't yo momma. You can mod the everloving fuck out of this to fit whatever sort of belief system that works for you. You want to throw in a ritual and jerk off on rocks? Go for it. The way this will work FOR YOU is if it puts you in the right mindset FOR YOU.

This is the basic pizza recipe here guys, put whatever toppings you want on it.

Seriously though, READ EVERYTHING FIRST BEFORE TRYING THIS. Also, like the rules and the last guide said, respect, yo.

PHASE ONE: DAT JUICE.

Energy. That shit I esplained in the last guide.

"Cool shit, yeah? WELL HOW THE EVERLOVING FUCKCAKES ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SENSE IT NYCTO?"

Fuck, I didn't cover that?

"NO TURDBREATH."

Well, that's because this is personal and considered by many to be secret secret knowledge and...

"FUCK YOU, THE INTERNET ALREADY KNOWS AND THERE'S BOOKS AND SHIT ABOUT IT. EVEN A SUBREDDIT."

damnit.

Fine, invisiblevoicerepresentingthereader, you win this time.

SENSING ENERGY.

This is going to be the most trickery filled part of the guide.

Why?

Because it's really fucking hard to describe it, and it's fucking different for everyone. MOST people feel either a warmth or a tingling or a light sensation. Which sort of makes sense, since everyone makes their own different type of energy. If you have ever experienced ASMR it sort of feels like that. Tingles, pressure, warmth, whatever.

There are a few ways you can get the feeling. One easy way is to get a friend who can manipulate energy and just have them smack you with it, but considering you are on the internet, you probably don't have any friends, outside of the ones in your head. If you do, cool, and they are into this stuff, find one and have them help you out. If they ever let you out of the basement.

If you want to take the long, spiritual journey, you can meditate a lot and pay special attention to how you feel whenever you get a rush from it.

OR- You can take the fuckoff easy shortcut, because you want results, damnit.

Sit your ass down, calm your fucking mind down, chillax. Be cool. Maybe even meditate for like, 5 minutes.

Hold your hands out in front of you, flat. Point your palms at each other, and hold them out about an inch or two from each other.

Wait a second.

Keep calm.

In a few seconds, you should feel a tingly/warm/odd sensation or pressure between your hands. It will be noticeable.

You felt dat chi.

BUILDING ENERGY

This next step is pretty simple.... IF you got the first step to work right. Basically, focus on dat feel, and then move your hands a little further apart. Try to see where your stopping point is for where you can't feel anything between your hands.

Basically try to get it so you can, say, keep your hands about a foot apart and feel that tingle between them.

MOVING ENERGY

Once you can gather energy to something more than a tingle between your hands, now it's time to try to move it around.

Try to move it from your hands, up your arms, through your shoulders, to the other hand. Try moving it to other parts of your body. Then, once you get the motion of moving it within your body, juggling dat shit.

FUCK, NOW THERE ARE MORE OF THEM

You can move shit around and make it bigger and smaller and wow. Maybe you got it right away, but it probably took well over a month to get anywhere.

Con-grad-u-fucking-lations.

We're not even close to done.

There is more than just one type of energy. You've just been working with your own, neutral state energy.

"Ok... and..."

There is an energy for literally everything. There's energy for specific elements, different emotions, places, concepts, animals, plants, rocks, people, cultures, objects, etc... And if you want to make a tulpa, you're going to have to learn how to work with a LOT more than just yours.

"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Fortunately for you, this will be a little easier than starting out from square one.

First, raise energy. Get a big ol' ball in your hands. Now try to remember or think of a situation where you were really, really fucking happy.

Remember how that felt? You're going to concentrate that feeling into that ball you just made. You are (not) literally painting your emotion onto this ball. Think of a color you associate with happiness. That ball of energy should be screaming that color in your brain. That energy ball should feel different after a while, it should feel happy and make you feel happy.

Practice this for a while until you can make a ball of happy energy without having to make any neutral energy first. Now try this with regular feelings, like anger. Then really obscure feelings, like mamihlapinatapai

Think that's a little tough? Try the next one. Now try doing the same thing to a blank energy ball with the concept of fire. Think of fire in detail and put that feeling into that ball. It should be red, warm or hot, and you should think you smell smoke. Now try that with blue water, green earth, and yellow wind, etc. Try it with different non-traditional elements, like metal, electricity, smoke, or even computers.

Oh, think that's rougher? Get out the lube and regret, because now it's going to be a bad time.

Now you have to figure out how to get the feeling and essence of non-physical, conceptual things. Try making a ball of "honor". Or the concept of "speed." They're out there, honor and speed bring up different feelings within you, and you feel different when thinking about them.

These sort of things are tricky to pull off, but for making a tulpa, you're going to need to really get this step down.

And the cherry on your shit sundae? You're going to have to get them to move just as well as you can move your own baseline energy, too.

PHASE TWO: IT LIVES

PREPATORY WORK

Before you do anything, you're going to have to figure out what you're going to make, aren't you? So figure out a form, a voice, a personality, attributes you want to have, roll your dice and finish your sheets.

Draw the tulpa and write it all down. Is that optional? Well sure, it could be, but there's two super good reasons for doing that.

1) So you don't forget anything when you're in the moment.

2) Writing stuff and drawing things is the physical act of taking something that is a mental construct and making it real. Not only is that fucking amazing, but it puts you in the right mindset.

And to get this done right, you're going to want to be in the right mindset.

So you got your shit together? Go someplace private,and if it has special meaning to you, the better.

When should you do this? Personally I think astronomy is crap anyway, so I would do it whenever you feel is the right time to do it. However, doing this at sunset or sunrise is pretty dramatic. I prefer to do things at night. There is less of a chance to get interrupted, it's mysterious and dramatic which helps with your mindset, and, since most people are asleep, there's a lot less interference from other people's ambient energy.

Once you found the right place and the right time and got all of your shit together, you're probably going to want to clear out any residual energy from the area. You can do this pretty easily, most people just imagine the area enveloped by a light that pushes back any unpleasant clumps laying around. You can also basically just push anything like that away using your own energy. Basically this is to keep anything residual from slowing down or affecting the process. Gotta have a clean table to work on, right?

DAT BOD

Look at that picture you drew, and/or visualize your tulpa's form as clearly as you can. Make sure you know what they look like. Build up energy and shape it into the form of your tulpa, in as much detail as possible.

Usually people grow it, or build it

GROWTH: Visualize your tulpa in a small doll form, and then keep pumping energy into it, letting it grow until it's the right size.

ASSEMBLY: Start with a limb of your choice, at whatever size you can work with, and make it out of energy in as much detail as possible. Then work on another piece of the body attached to that, etc, until you have finished.

FEELS

Go through the list and build up as much energy as you think is appropriate for each particular attribute, and push it into the body you constructed. For instance, if you want your tulpa to be a little melancholic, you would only want to put in a smaller amount of sadness in, as opposed to a large amount, which might have them weeping untonrollably over everything.

You might also want to do the traits you think are the most important to you first, and work your way down the list. Not only because you might wear yourself out jumping around with how much energy you put out, but also because the body will most likely resonate with the first attribute that you place inside of it.

WAKEY WAKEY

Once you have everything made and crammed into your tulpa, the next step is to wake it the up.

At this point, it might already be sort of awake, but it's still good to do a finishing touch. You can make this as personalized as you want it to be, but basically you should do something symbolic of getting it to come alive. Open it's eyes, zap it with energy, or whatever.

SHIT, YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

At this point, you have just started your very own meta tulpa! Congrats! But now for the extra fun news... this isn't an insta-tulpa solution. Your tulpa is still relying on you, and you are still going to have to force.

"FUCK. YOU."

Ah, but the best part is that your tulpa now has a HUGE head start. It's like you skipped the gestation period and went strait to where they have to learn how to walk.

They will still need you at this point. They will be relying on your attention to give them energy and help them learn how to be alive.

FEEDING TIME

Even though your tulpa still needs you, you can get it to be a little more self reliant. You can teach it how to manipulate energy, just like you! It can then pull in ambient energy around you. This will take some of the burden off of you (if there is any in the first place, I mean, just you paying attention to it is enough) but it also helps them be a little more self sustaining during your down time.

Just show them how you do it and have them give it a try.

SO CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU MADE YOURSELF A META TULPA! You can now call yourself a level 20 wizard in public and everyone will think you're the coolest guy in the room. Ever.

OH SHIT I ALREADY HAVE A TULPA

So? You probably already did this, just accidentilly. You can still apply these steps to strengthen your already existent tulpa.

TLDR:

Feel energy, make energy, move energy, alter energy, make a body, give it attributes, get it sentient, have it be self reliant, eat a dick.