Alex & Lyra: Looting & End of the Second Date

[18:15] <Lyra_Bel> ===== BEGIN =====
[18:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex wakes up groggily
[18:16]  * Lyra_Bel has been awake for the past several hours
[18:16] <Lyra_Bel> She is currently focused on her computer glasses
[18:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Damn how early do you wake up"
[18:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Twenty minutes after starting a nap"
[18:17] <Lyra_Bel> "... You feeling any better?"
[18:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh right that thing"
[18:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah"
[18:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> "just dont remind me of the anxiety"
[18:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex gets up and jumps up and down a few times
[18:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Is there anything i could punch? i really need it right now"
[18:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Anything or any*one*?"
[18:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "thing"
[18:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I used to have a punching bag tied to a tree"
[18:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Ground, maybe?"
[18:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Earthquakes are always cool"
[18:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What im not gonna punch thr ground"
[18:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "that would hurt"
[18:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Would it?"
[18:18] <Lyra_Bel> "I mean, you're kinda..."
[18:19] <Lyra_Bel> "You"
[18:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh right"
[18:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "someimtes I forget"
[18:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "plus ive got these.."
[18:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "gloves"
[18:19] <Lyra_Bel> "So y'do"
[18:20] <Lyra_Bel> "If not, I'm sure we can find a building or something"
[18:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh wait can you summon a soccer ball"
[18:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i wanna asee how far i can kick that shit"
[18:20]  * Lyra_Bel summons a soccer ball
[18:20] <Lyra_Bel> "The answer... is yes"
[18:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> whew 19 on the strength check, +7
[18:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> so easy 26
[18:23]  * Alexander_Pyrite kicks the shit out of it
[18:24] <Lyra_Bel> "... Dang"
[18:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> "nie"
[18:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> nice
[18:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Think it'll ever land?"
[18:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I think its in space now"
[18:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, probably"
[18:26] <Lyra_Bel> "... What about on any of the other planets?"
[18:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What about them?"
[18:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Think it'll land on them?"
[18:26] <Lyra_Bel> :P
[18:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh dunno"
[18:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "how does gravity work"
[18:28] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh... no idea.  Especially not in this game"
[18:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "ok then"
[18:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "if lyra doesnt know, no one does"
[18:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Hey, screw you.  I'm allowed to not know things without it being forbidden knowledge"
[18:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Mindless psycho, remember?"
[18:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i mean thats what you keep telling yourself..."
[18:32] <Lyra_Bel> "N'what's that supposed to mean, Mr. Meatshield?"
[18:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "you dont seem too insane. The only person who ive heard call you insane was you"
[18:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Well then, if I'm so sane"
[18:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Then obviously I know best, and therefore am right when I call myself insane"
[18:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "im pretty sure that makes as much sense as gravity"
[18:33] <Lyra_Bel> "As in it's something an insane person made up one day?"
[18:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "er... yeah sure"
[18:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i was gonna say "doesnt make sense""
[18:34] <Lyra_Bel> "That too"
[18:35] <Lyra_Bel> "... It's all just a big joke, y'know"
[18:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "youre gonna need to be more specific"
[18:35] <Lyra_Bel> "I get that I'm not really crazy, s'just easier to say I am"
[18:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'know?"
[18:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i... guess so"
[18:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "so uh"
[18:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "want to go do something"
[18:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Sure"
[18:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Does this still count as, um, date two?"
[18:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Because if so then it's still your call"
[18:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "thats true..."
[18:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "want to go planet jumping, look for stuff to loot"
[18:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Sure, totally"
[18:40] <Lyra_Bel> "I sorta need my server's planet for something later, though.  You cool if we skip that one?"
[18:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sure sure"
[18:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Shall we?"
[18:42] <Lyra_Bel> "S'go for it"
[18:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> I start walking towards the gate.
[18:43]  * Lyra_Bel follows
[18:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> Once we get there, Alex says
[18:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "need a lift, or do you have wings or flight"
[18:45] <Lyra_Bel> "I can fly"
[18:45] <Lyra_Bel> "But, um... wouldn't say no"
[18:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright..."
[18:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "How should I? Faerzen just gave me a piggypack ride but..."
[18:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh"
[18:47]  * Lyra_Bel shakes her head.  "Never mind, dumb idea.  I can just fly"
[18:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright."
[18:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> I strongjump away, far ino the air.
[18:48]  * Lyra_Bel follows, in a significantly less-strongjumpy way
[18:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> So where are we now again
[18:49] <Lyra_Bel> This'd be Land of Swamps and Frogs, her server's land
[18:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "So not this one due to your nefarious plans"
[18:49] <Lyra_Bel> "If that's okay, yeah"
[18:50] <Lyra_Bel> ((Next up is Something and Magnetism, which is just a buncha magnets moving around or something))
[18:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sure sure."
[18:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex strongjumps again
[18:51]  * Lyra_Bel flies with him
[18:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "FUCK THIS ONE"
[18:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "ITS JUST A BUNCH OF FLYING METAL"
[18:52] <Lyra_Bel> "You don't wanna loot any flying metal?"
[18:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "NO!"
[18:53]  * Lyra_Bel shrugs
[18:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Your call.  Next?"
[18:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "YEAH!"
[18:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "why am i yelling"
[18:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> I jump to the next
[18:54] <Lyra_Bel> "NO IDEA"
[18:54]  * Lyra_Bel follows, once more
[18:54] <Lyra_Bel> ((No idea for this one.  Faerzen's?))
[18:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex would recognize it
[18:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "not this one, its faerzens"
[18:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I... just dont feel like doing this is opk"
[18:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, noping right outta here"
[18:55]  * Lyra_Bel goes through the gate without waiting for him this time
[18:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex follows.
[18:56] <Lyra_Bel> "S'not a good place to be"
[18:56] <Lyra_Bel> ((Nick's, I think?))
[18:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "man, its nick's..."
[18:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Finding good places to loot is hard"
[18:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "maybe looting dead people is weird."
[18:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah.  Wanna just like... stick with your planet and mine?"
[18:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah..."
[18:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "wait what about prospit and derse"
[18:58] <Lyra_Bel> O.O
[18:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "any cool yellow stuff you thin?"
[18:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Heck yes"
[18:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "nice."
[18:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex lays on the ground
[18:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "this is gonna take me a while"
[18:59] <Lyra_Bel> :P
[19:00] <Lyra_Bel> "C'mon.  S'just fly there"
[19:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh right."
[19:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Wing me?"
[19:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Wing ya"
[19:00] <Lyra_Bel> ((Performance: 32))
[19:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> goddamn
[19:01] <Lyra_Bel> 18+ mod of 14
[19:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex flys up and gets his bearings again
[19:01] <Lyra_Bel> "... If it's the same, could we maybe do Prospit first?  Not quite ready for you to see what I've done with Derse yet"
[19:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh"
[19:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sure sure"
[19:03]  * Lyra_Bel gives him an appreciative smile
[19:03] <Lyra_Bel> "Thanks"
[19:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "NO problem."
[19:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oneward!"
[19:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex flies away
[19:04]  * Lyra_Bel flies with him
[19:04] <Lyra_Bel> "So... if y'want, I can actually skip the whole travel time thing"
[19:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Get straight to the looting?"
[19:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what??"
[19:06] <Lyra_Bel> "Like what I did on the way to my bed"
[19:06] <Lyra_Bel> "Just sorta... jumpcut past it all"
[19:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh right"
[19:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Thats so weird but have at it"
[19:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Sweet"
[19:07]  * Lyra_Bel and Alex proceed...
[19:07] <Lyra_Bel> ===== JUMPCUT =====
[19:07] <Lyra_Bel> ... until they arrive at Prospit
[19:07] <Lyra_Bel> "N'here we go"
[19:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Eerhehee"
[19:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "thats a weird feeling"
[19:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Heh"
[19:38] <Lyra_Bel> "I s'pose it is"
[19:38] <Lyra_Bel> "... Not in a bad way though, right?"
[19:38] <Lyra_Bel> "I can stop if y'want"
[19:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "nah i mean we're here"
[19:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((where exactly? you can pick i guess"
[19:40]  * Lyra_Bel and Alex touch down near his dream tower
[19:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright where to"
[19:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I dont want to rob the king and queen..."
[19:41] <Lyra_Bel> "Your call.  Whatever you wanna loot, I guess"
[19:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "or all the people, even if theyre gonna get deleted soon"
[19:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "which is depressing in its own right."
[19:41] <Lyra_Bel> "I s'pose it is"
[19:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "man why is being a theif so hard?"
[19:42] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't even know, man"
[19:42] <Lyra_Bel> "You'd think it'd be easy, right?"
[19:42] <Lyra_Bel> "But like..."
[19:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i cant help but like"
[19:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "think about hteir lives and shit"
[19:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Stupid morality"
[19:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Getting in the way of looting and killing and doing whatever we feel like to whoever we feel like"
[19:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "true"
[19:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh!"
[19:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Your dream room.  Wanna check it out?"
[19:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah sure"
[19:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "cant feel bad about looting myself!"
[19:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "OOOOH NO"
[19:45] <Lyra_Bel> :P
[19:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i... have a dragon left in the castle
[19:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex face drops
[19:46] <Lyra_Bel> O.O
[19:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Heck yes"
[19:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Heck freaking yes"
[19:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I found it in one the rooms and it was barely alive so i put it in a thing and then left it there"
[19:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "TO THE FUCKING CASTLE"
[19:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex runs off
[19:46] <Lyra_Bel> "To the castle!"
[19:46]  * Lyra_Bel goes with him
[19:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "u gonna dm this? It was like housecat size btw))
[19:47] <Lyra_Bel> ((Sure, why not))
[19:47] <Lyra_Bel> You arrive at the castle, which is about the same as when you last saw it
[19:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> I walk up to the guards.
[19:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Halt! We told you last time, put in a request and then we'll let you in"
[19:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "and i told oyu last time to suck it"
[19:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "lyra can you mentally fuck these guys to convince them to let me in?"
[19:50] <Lyra_Bel> "I... can't actually do brains"
[19:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> "dammit"
[19:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Locked myself out of it"
[19:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright..."
[19:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((panacea))
[19:50] <Lyra_Bel> "But I can just blow them up, maybe"
[19:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((really man))
[19:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> "No, no"
[19:50] <Lyra_Bel> ((Rewrote backstory to have a mental block))
[19:50] <Lyra_Bel> ((To make sure she couldn't become like Reggie))
[19:51] <Lyra_Bel> ((And also yeah because Panacea))
[19:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> I walk up to the two and put my hands on their shoulders.
[19:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I will throw you into space"
[19:51] <Lyra_Bel> "He really will"
[19:52] <Lyra_Bel> "If he doesn't, I can also just sorta put your organs on the outside"
[19:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> They look at eachother and step aside.
[19:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "fucking psychos..."
[19:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> I jeer, then step through.
[19:53] <Lyra_Bel> "... Any chance I can convince you to throw them for saying that?"
[19:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "nah, theyll get off... for now"
[19:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Aww..."
[19:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> I jump at them, but stop, trying to draw out a response.
[19:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> And they jump too.
[19:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Fuckin...."
[19:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> The room beyond the doors is a big, pillared one with a ton of braziers at the base of each one.
[19:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> Each pillar, that is.
[19:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> Its just an entryway, nothing else special.
[19:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> In the first brazier on his left, there is a dragon.
[19:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> It is small, grey, and sleeping.
[19:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Well that was easy"
[19:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> About the size of a cat.
[19:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Now it is."
[19:55] <Lyra_Bel> :P
[19:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Omnipotence has a funny way of making stuff easy"
[19:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i spent my entire time on prospit before i got lost trying to get into here"
[19:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "now i just say fuck you and im in"
[19:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "ugh"
[19:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Least it's over"
[19:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> I guess.
[19:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex walks up to the dragon.
[19:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "hey little bro"
[19:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Not petrifying anymore?"
[19:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> It wakes up and looks at him
[19:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((btw i have no idea if its intelligent or not so))
[19:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((its basically going to be a flying lizard cat))
[19:58] <Lyra_Bel> ((Heck yes))
[19:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Petrifying?"
[19:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah it kept turning to stone"
[19:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "can you uh..."
[19:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "like stop that"
[19:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "from happening"
[19:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, sure"
[19:58]  * Lyra_Bel stops the dragon from turning to stone
[19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Done"
[20:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "thank you"
[20:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Think you could summon a fire extinguish-"
[20:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> the dragon has woken up
[20:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> It makes a lizardy noise and crawls to the edge
[20:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Aww come here"
[20:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex picks it up and cradles it
[20:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Arent you cute"
[20:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> It probably bites him, thenc limbs to perch on his shoulder
[20:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex stands up tall
[20:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I am so satisfied right now"
[20:02] <Lyra_Bel> "S'pretty great, yeah"
[20:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Got your own little minion"
[20:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "and he is an adorable minion isnt he"
[20:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "isnt he"
[20:02] <Lyra_Bel> "He clearly is"
[20:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Got a name for him yet?"
[20:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "nope"
[20:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> Any ideas?
[20:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Hmm..."
[20:05] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah I got nothing"
[20:06] <Lyra_Bel> "... Bahamut?"
[20:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh yeah"
[20:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> "that soudns great"
[20:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Gray's close enough to platinum, I figure"
[20:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what is bahamut again"
[20:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Platinum Dragon God in D&D"
[20:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh nice"
[20:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "hows that name lil b"
[20:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "how is it"
[20:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yes yes how is it little munchkin"
[20:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> I sort of tickle it and cut my finger ont he scales
[20:10]  * Lyra_Bel watches these proceedings with an amused grin
[20:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "you think this is funny eh?"
[20:11] <Lyra_Bel> "Hysterical"
[20:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I dont blame you"
[20:12] <Lyra_Bel> "All-powerful pseudo-deity playing with his pet lizard?"
[20:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, that's pretty funny"
[20:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> "im not all powerful... yet"
[20:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> "come on whats next?"
[20:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Looting things"
[20:13] <Lyra_Bel> "From your room.  You need to learn to dream stuff up"
[20:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh ok"
[20:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> "come on lil guy, you can FLY"
[20:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> alex flies to his room
[20:13]  * Lyra_Bel follows
[20:13] <Lyra_Bel> "So basically"
[20:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Dream moons 101"
[20:14] <Lyra_Bel> "F'you want a thing while you're in your room"
[20:14] <Lyra_Bel> "You get the thing"
[20:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Class dismissed.  Go nuts"
[20:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what"
[20:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> "how"
[20:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> 'how do i do that"
[20:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Hey, I dunno"
[20:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'just... imagine having it?"
[20:15] <Lyra_Bel> "It's a dream, don't think about the how"
[20:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> "ok"
[20:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex concentrates the fuck out of a glass of milk
[20:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> And i assume gets it
[20:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Nice"
[20:17] == Glass_of_Milk [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Procyon
[20:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Well there y'go then"
[20:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> lmao
[20:17]  * Alexander_Pyrite drinks Glass_of_milk
[20:18]  * Glass_of_Milk has been drunk.
[20:18] == Glass_of_Milk [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
[20:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alright that was tasty"
[20:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Tasty milk.  Truly the stuff of dreams"
[20:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> "strong bones"
[20:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> "why im so tall"
[20:20] <Lyra_Bel> "Makes sense"
[20:20] <Lyra_Bel> "And able to jump mountains"
[20:20] <Lyra_Bel> "It was all because of milk"
[20:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "lost of milk, over my lifetime"
[20:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "anyway"
[20:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "ive looted myself, where to now?"
[20:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Up to you.  We've got a whole moon here for the taking"
[20:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> "id rather not loot the good guys though"
[20:22] <Lyra_Bel> "I guess"
[20:23] <Lyra_Bel> "But c'mon, there's gotta be *something* to loot"
[20:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> "eh"
[20:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> "alright, lead the way ms. no morals"
[20:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Welcome to the dark side"
[20:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> "just visiting"
[20:24] <Lyra_Bel> "For now"
[20:24] <Lyra_Bel> "We've got your residency all set up for when you change your mind, though"
[20:24]  * Lyra_Bel grins, then hops out the window
[20:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex jumps off too, skydiver style.
[20:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> he just hits the ground instea dof stopping though, as a joke
[20:25] <Lyra_Bel> "... Dude"
[20:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex looks up.
[20:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Dudette"
[20:25] <Lyra_Bel> "It's so unfair that you're allowed to do that when I gotta keep all these promises about not smashing into the ground and getting injured"
[20:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "hehehe"
[20:26]  * Lyra_Bel descends the rest of the way
[20:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Stupid milk, making you absolutely indestructible"
[20:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "MILK!"
[20:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "summon me more, Lil B here needs some"
[20:27]  * Lyra_Bel summons more milk, this time in a dog bowl
[20:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'know you coulda just summoned it yourself before jumping, right?"
[20:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Nice, drink up kid"
[20:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex drinks some too
[20:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yes."
[20:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "and?"
[20:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((btw i leveled alex's int and wis to normal levels))
[20:28] <Lyra_Bel> ((I noticed.  Impressive))
[20:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((alex without a dumpstat))
[20:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((gg))
[20:28] <Lyra_Bel> "And... you also coulda gotten more for yourself, instead of drinking out of the dragon's bowl"
[20:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i need to become one with the dragon"
[20:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "he and I are becoming better friends... spiritually"
[20:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Alex, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard"
[20:30] <Lyra_Bel> "In the past... twelve seconds"
[20:31] <Lyra_Bel> "Drinking milk out of a bowl will not soulbond you to your dragon"
[20:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "well drinking out of a glass wont either"
[20:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> :P
[20:31] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
[20:31] <Lyra_Bel> "Well, y'got me there"
[20:32]  * Lyra_Bel shrugs
[20:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Drink up, I guess"
[20:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex sloppily drinks the rest of the bowl.
[20:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lead the way to the loot ms evil"
[20:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Of course, Mr. ... Good... Bowl-Drinker Guy"
[20:33] <Lyra_Bel> "... Shut up"
[20:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Just"
[20:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Shut up"
[20:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex grins.
[20:33] <Lyra_Bel> "I said shut up"
[20:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Grinning like that is basically talking but without words, and that's close enough to not shutting up"
[20:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex attempts to not smile.
[20:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> it looks like hes comically frowning but also looking weird
[20:35] <Lyra_Bel> "... Close enough"
[20:36] <Lyra_Bel> "It's really not but shut up"
[20:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay, so.  Loot.  Loot, loot, loot loot loot..."
[20:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeees. loot"
[20:36]  * Lyra_Bel turns around a few times, looking from one street to another
[20:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay yeah I don't know my way around here at all.  Alex, where's all the loot?"
[20:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "dunno"
[20:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "ive been 2 palces, the towers and the palace"
[20:39] <Lyra_Bel> "And no loot in either, eh?"
[20:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> "theres probably a ton of loot int he palace but we arent going to rob it are we"
[20:41] <Lyra_Bel> "We could"
[20:41] <Lyra_Bel> "If I can interest you in a quick stay at the dark side"
[20:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> :///
[20:41] <Lyra_Bel> :P
[20:41] <Lyra_Bel> "Think of the armour the guards have"
[20:41] <Lyra_Bel> "You know you want that"
[20:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Or fricking *piles* of treasure for Lil' B to hoard"
[20:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> "we arent going to rip the clothes off the guards"
[20:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> "thats... eeeevil"
[20:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "though lil b having treausre sounds good"
[20:43] <Lyra_Bel> "C'mon dude, what guard force doesn't have a single spare uniform?"
[20:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "armor is expensive though"
[20:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "its like a shit ton of Gp in dnd right"
[20:44] <Lyra_Bel> "Fifty to start with plate"
[20:44] <Lyra_Bel> "'Bout as much as an everburning torch"
[20:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "shit id want an everburning torch more than some plate"
[20:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Dream one up"
[20:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "nevermind, either wya... doesnt derse have the same, minus the moral problems?"
[20:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, but then you're wearing Derse armour.  Screw those guys"
[20:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Just not a good thing to be seen wearing"
[20:47]  * Lyra_Bel blinks
[20:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Alex, we're idiots"
[20:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what"
[20:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what
[20:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Alchemy"
[20:47] <Lyra_Bel> "We can literally borrow stuff, clone it, and give it back"
[20:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "wgat about it"
[20:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oph yeah"
[20:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "well..."
[20:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "shall we ask?"
[20:48] <Lyra_Bel> "Don't see why not"
[20:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "or we culd just walk into the vualt, ge tthe codes for as much as we want, and walk out"
[20:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "the perfect crime: no crime"
[20:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Not as fun as looting stuff, though"
[20:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "we'll loot derse how about"
[20:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Deal"
[20:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Pillage and burn those freaks"
[20:50] <Lyra_Bel> "... If any survived"
[20:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> "excuse me?"
[20:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh"
[20:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Nooothing"
[20:50] <Lyra_Bel> :P
[20:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "o... k."
[20:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "come on bahamut lets get you a hoard"
[20:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Yay for sorta-looting!"
[20:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yay!"
[20:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex strolls on up to the guards again.
[20:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What up nerds"
[20:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> They exchange another look, then reluctantly move aside.
[20:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> ALex grins and walks through.
[20:54]  * Lyra_Bel tries and fails to keep from laughing
[20:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah thats right ive got a laugh track, hit it weird sound effects dude"
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[20:55] <bahamut> SCREEE
[20:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Nice."
[20:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Amazing"
[20:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex continues walking, and then stops.
[20:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lyra, where are we going?"
[20:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh... wherever we feel like"
[20:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Whatever place looks the shiniest"
[20:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "do you like... have a kind of telepathy that will tell us where without wandering tha halls of a castle?"
[20:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Not so much telepathy"
[20:57] <Lyra_Bel> "As much as..."
[20:58]  * Lyra_Bel turns into a hallway and is confronted with a large map of the castle marked YOU ARE HERE
[20:58] <Lyra_Bel> "That"
[20:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Nice"
[20:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> alex looks for and then finds the vault, i assume
[20:59] <Lyra_Bel> Makes sense
[20:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> They walk up to the vault, whic his for our purposes, unguarded.
[21:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Well that's handy"
[21:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex walks up really close, puts his ear to the door... and spins the comically large lock...
[21:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> He spins it back.
[21:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "mmhm."
[21:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeahh...."
[21:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> He spins it some more.
[21:00] <Lyra_Bel> "... Just... punch it open?"
[21:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> Then he punches through it and rips off the lock.
[21:01] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah like that"
[21:01] <Lyra_Bel> "You truly are a man of many talents"
[21:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex lifts and puts down the door.
[21:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> "its a curse. I'm too useful"
[21:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Definitely.  How do you live with it?"
[21:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I have to be strong...
[21:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess that explains the milk"
[21:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> "indeed it does"
[21:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess your kryptonite is vitamin B deficiency, then?"
[21:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I dont know what that means."
[21:05]  * Alexander_Pyrite holds out arm for her
[21:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Shall we?"
[21:05] <Lyra_Bel> "S'the thing you get from not drinking enough milk"
[21:05] <Lyra_Bel> "And yes.  Let's"
[21:05]  * Lyra_Bel takes his arm
[21:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> We stride elegantly into the vault, where I assume there is a ton of gold and shit.
[21:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> should we skip to, "nice look at all this stuff we looted?"
[21:06] <Lyra_Bel> May as well
[21:06] <Lyra_Bel> Or like
[21:07] <Lyra_Bel> Leave it vague and come up with lists over the next couple days?
[21:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> i think thats a good idea
[21:08] <Lyra_Bel> "So hey", Lyra says during their looting montage
[21:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Laugh track, sound effects, superpowers, cape... what else do we need before you're an official TV show protagonist?"
[21:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> "a tv show?"
[21:10] <Lyra_Bel> "That's just a detail.  What about important stuff?"
[21:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i dont know"
[21:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "a lot of the theatrics has been trying to be funny for our, ahem, date"
[21:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Right.  That"
[21:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Well, I don't think looting planets is very common, but... s'going well, right?"
[21:12] <Lyra_Bel> "I think"
[21:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah i think sO"
[21:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Good.  N'hey, sick loot.  So win/win"
[21:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> "true, true"
[21:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> "So, lets try to put this back on and head to derse to do some ass kicking?"
[21:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Heck yeah"
[21:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex puts the vault door back on... sort of.
[21:16] <Lyra_Bel> "They'll never suspect a thing"
[21:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I know right?"
[21:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> "perfect"
[21:17] <Lyra_Bel> "*Many* talents"
[21:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> "you know it bb"
[21:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Um."
[21:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lets roll"
[21:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "that was weird wasnt it"
[21:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lets roll and pretend i never said thos things"
[21:18] <Lyra_Bel> "*Um*."
[21:20]  * Lyra_Bel eventually remembers how to talk
[21:20] <Lyra_Bel> "... Right"
[21:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, let's um, pretend that didn't just happen"
[21:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Sorry"
[21:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "lets"
[21:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex starts walking out, much redder than before
[21:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((gonna grab some milk, back sooon))
[21:21] <Lyra_Bel> ((kk))
[21:22] <Lyra_Bel> ((Need more props))
[21:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((I feel more like a god already))
[21:24] <Lyra_Bel> ((Go challenge a king to a 1v1))
[21:24] <Lyra_Bel> ((You got this))
[21:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((nah))
[21:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((i have to rp more awkward times0)
[21:25] <Lyra_Bel> ((Another noble goal))
[21:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((indeed))
[21:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((lyras move))
[21:26]  * Lyra_Bel declares war on the idea of conjuring something to hide behind
[21:26] <Lyra_Bel> It's a brutal battle, full of noble sacrifices and less-noble stupid deaths
[21:27] <Lyra_Bel> But in the end, Lyra reigns victorious, and falls into step behind Alex
[21:27] == bahamut [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
[21:27] <Lyra_Bel> Bye Bahamut
[21:27] <Lyra_Bel> He was one of the noble sacrifices
[21:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> the flashing tab was irritating me
[21:27] <Lyra_Bel> Fair enough
[21:28] <Lyra_Bel> "S-so..."
[21:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah"
[21:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "gonna go"
[21:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "murder some"
[21:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "people"
[21:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "golly i love killin"
[21:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "whoopee"
[21:28] <Lyra_Bel> "... Y'know we don't have to if y'don't want to"
[21:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "no its fine im jsut wired from that wakward experience and now i cant stop talking bvecuase of it
[21:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "
[21:30] <Lyra_Bel> "And it's less awkward to say "golly i love killin", eh?"
[21:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "nope.| That ,ade it worse"
[21:30] <Lyra_Bel> "A bit"
[21:30] <Lyra_Bel> "But also definitely gonna try and remember that line"
[21:30] <Lyra_Bel> "It seems like something to make fun of you for down the road"
[21:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i set myself up for that one didnt I"
[21:32] <Lyra_Bel> "You totally did"
[21:33] <Lyra_Bel> "But s'better than the whole thing coming crashing to a halt because words freak me out sometimes"
[21:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Not really"
[21:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Just... unloading"
[21:33] <Lyra_Bel> What do you mean?"
[21:34] <Lyra_Bel> "
[21:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "anything that comes to mind comes out
[21:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "
[21:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "is that better than just silence"
[21:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Better when the silence'd be full of overanalyzing what just happened, and both of us beating ourselves up over what we shoulda done better"
[21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "You for going too fast, me for acting like an absolute moron when confronted with what should have been just another piece of banter to anyone else"
[21:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "plus that was just a joke"
[21:37] <Lyra_Bel> "That too.  And I *knew* it, I just..."
[21:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "nevermind i should have remembered"
[21:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "its fine"
[21:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "lets just go see the dersites"
[21:37] <Lyra_Bel> "I... yeah"
[21:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "img onna make em ay for my insanity"
[21:38] <Lyra_Bel> "So much easier to deal with violence than... being nice"
[21:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Becuase violence is justified!"
[21:39] <Lyra_Bel> "It really is"
[21:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex starts flying toward derse
[21:39]  * Lyra_Bel follows
[21:40] <Lyra_Bel> "So, before we arrive"
[21:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Whats up?"
[21:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Your dream self is inside my tower"
[21:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Everywhere else is fair game to obliterate"
[21:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Got it."
[21:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i want to try juggernauting through everything"
[21:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'totally could.  Just smash through the entire army"
[21:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Then I will"
[21:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> "you and B  can follow behind my hole"
[21:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Screw that, I wanna kill some dudes too"
[21:42] <Lyra_Bel> "We'll split up and meet on the other side of the planet from where we start"
[21:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Deal"
[21:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Sweet"
[21:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "how about the palace?"
[21:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We can meet there and sack it"
[21:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Sounds perfect"
[21:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "its a date"
[21:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Number three, eh?"
[21:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i mean its more like 2 and change"
[21:44] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess so"
[21:44] <Lyra_Bel> "Though I mean, if we're still calling this two, then s'kinda been a pretty long date"
[21:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "true"
[21:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Number 3 then"
[21:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Sweet"
[21:45] <Lyra_Bel> "That mean it's my turn to choose what happens?"
[21:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yep!"
[21:46] <Lyra_Bel> A devious grin spreads across her face
[21:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Can't wait"
[21:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "That scares me"
[21:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Aww, thanks"
[21:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "please just be pillage and rampage"
[21:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Why would I need anything else?"
[21:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i dont know."
[21:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> We arrive at derse, then, on the opposite side of the planet
[21:48] <Lyra_Bel> "See you on the flip-side, then?"
[21:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "guess so"
[21:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> "SPEED RUN"
[21:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex starts charging in one direction, without stopping.
[21:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> He starts to near the first building and just smash rignt into it
[21:51]  * Lyra_Bel watches him for a few seconds, before pivoting on a heel and strolling down the middle of the street.  Around her, the sky begins to darken and fill with buzzing as she conjures around her millions upon millions of insects.
[21:52] <Lyra_Bel> A thought converts her Witch of Doom robe back into Lanased's outfit - the spidersilk Crawling Shell she'd been given so long ago
[21:52]  * Lyra_Bel has gone full Skitter.