Sakura and Sachiko Business Commu

[カワイイボクとさくらでぇす]
Kawaii boku to Sakura-deesu!*

*A little bit of difficulty in translating the title of this Business Commu. Sachiko and Sakura have a habit of referring to themselves as "Kawaii Boku" and "Sakura-desu" respectively.
It's kind of their respective trademarks. Sachiko's "カワイイボク" is often translated as "Cute ol' me" or "My cute self". And Sakura's "さくらでぇす" can be rendered as "Sakura is here" or "It's Sakura!"
But the issue would be when putting them together. It's bit tricky making it sound more natural when put together.

So some ideas are:
"Sakura and my cute self"
"It's Sakura and cute ol' me"

中央エリアの営業コミュです。
Chuo Area Business commu

とあるカフェ・収録中
During the recording session at a certain cafe

さくら
Sakura
かわいーー !
So Cute!

幸子
Sachiko
ああ……うっとりするカワイさ…… !
Woah.... captivatingly cute!

さくら
Sakura
ねぇねぇ、幸子ちゃん !
さくらのがかわいいよねぇ♪
Hey Hey, Sachiko-chan!
The one Sakura has is pretty cute right?

幸子
Sachiko
おやおや、さくらさん !
ボクのがカワイイに決まっていますよ♪
Now hold on a second there Sakura-san!
I'll have you know that the one that my cute self has is pretty cute too!

さくら
Sakura
桃、いちご、さくらんぼ……
かわいいフルーツ、いっぱいでぇす !
とってもかわいいパフェ、早くっ、早く食べたぁい !
Peaches, Strawberries, Cherries...
There's a ton of those really cute fruits!
This super cute parfait, I really, really wanna gobble it down right now!

幸子
Sachiko
ブドウの輝きが、まるで宝石のよう……。
なんて贅沢なカワイさ。このボクにベストマッチです !
もう待ちきれません。さっそくひと口……。
The grape on top is shining like a Jewel...
It's exuding a lavish amount of cuteness. This truly is my /best match/!
I cannot hold myself back anymore, I must dig in....

さくら・幸子
Sakura Sachiko
あ～～むっ。……わぁ～～ ! おいし～ ! !
はむはむ。……んん～～っ ! 最高です ! !
Aaaaa....mph! Haaaa~ So Yummy!
Hamuhamu.. Mmmm~ This is the best!

ディレクター
Director
……はい、OKです !
さくらちゃんも幸子ちゃんも、いい表情だったよ !
それじゃ、ちょっと大変だけど、次のお店に行ってみようか !
...Alright, that's an OK!
Sakura-chan and Sachiko-chan, you both had great expressions!
Well then, I apologize for working you this hard, but lets head on to the next one!

幸子
Sachiko
フフーン。まかせてくださいよ !
Fufu. You can count on me!

さくら
Sakura
えっへへー♪
さくら、かわいいお菓子、大好きぃ !
Ehehe
Sakura loves cute sweets!

「かわいいスイーツめぐり」の番組収録は、
つつがなく進んでいった……
And so, the "Cute Sweets Tour" program went on without a hitch...

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収録後
After the recording

さくら
Sakura
……はぁ～～……。
Haaaaa

幸子
Sachiko
……ふぅ～～……。
Fuuu

[choice] お疲れさま
Great work today

さくら
Sakura
あっ、プロデューサーさんだぁ !
あのあのっ、さくらたち、どうでしたかぁ？
Ah, Producer-san!
Hey Hey, how did we do?

幸子
Sachiko
カワイさ、たくさん伝えられましたかね？
Were we able to convey tons of cuteness?

スイーツのかわいさがよく伝えられていた、と告げた……
I told them that they were able to convey how cute the sweets were...

さくら
Sakura
それももちろんですけどぉ、それだけじゃなくってぇ。
さくらのかわいさも、伝わったかなぁ？
甘くて、じゅ～すぃ～、さくらでぇす !
Well of course we were able to do that, but that's not what we mean.
I'm talking about Sakura's cuteness, was she able to convey it properly?
Sweetness Overwhelming~ It's Sakura!

幸子
Sachiko
ボクはどうでしたか？
もちろん、プロデューサーさんもメロメロでしたよねっ？
カワイイならカワイイって、言ってくれてもいいんですよ？
And how about me?
Naturally, Producer-san was awestruck by my cuteness right?
If something cute is cute, then it's fine to say so don't you think?

[choice] カワイイ
You two were cute.

幸子
Sachiko
フフーン♪ そうでしょうそうでしょう !
パフェが甘さのハーモニーなら、
さくらさんとボクはさしずめ、カワイイのハーモニー !
Fufu! That's right That's right!
If a Parfait is a harmony of sweetness,
Then without a doubt, Sakura-san and my cute self are a harmony of cuteness!

さくら
Sakura
うんうんっ !
幸子ちゃんとさくらで、かわいさ2倍っ !
ねっ、プロデューサーさん ! ねっ、ねっ、かわいいですかぁ？
Yup Yup!
Sachiko-chan and Sakura put together is cute times two!
Right Producer-san? Righ Right? We're cute aren't we?

[choice] かわいい
Very cute.

さくら
Sakura
えへへ♪
番組が放送されたら、イズミンやアコちゃんも、かわいいって言ってくれるかなぁ？
Ehehe
When they finally air this program, I wonder if Izumin and Ako-chan will also find us cute?

幸子
Sachiko
当然です ! 全国のみなさんが、カワイイボクたちのトリコに……
できあがりを想像してください、プロデューサーさん。
どうです？ その感情を、さあ、言葉に ! もっと言葉に !
Undoubtedly! People from all around the nation will become slaves to our cuteness....
Just try to imagine that, Producer-san.
Well? Let's try putting those feelings into words! Come on, out with it!

*The following dialogue branches will eventually end at the same dialogue set (Node C). Not calling them cute will just draw out the conversation up until Producer humors them.
Caving earlier will just cut the conversation shorter.

[choice] かわいい
It would be very cute.
-> Skip ahead to Node C

[choice] そろそろ行こうか
We should probably get going.
-> Head on to Node A

[Node A]

さくら
Sakura
えぇーー。
プロデューサーさん、せっかちですよぉ。
まだお話は途中なのにぃ～。
Eeehh....
Producer-san, you're being too hasty right now.
We weren't done talking yet.

幸子
Sachiko
そうです、そうです !
こんな贅沢カワイイ空間にいるというのに、さっさと離れようなんて、まるで理解できません。
ほら、どうなんですっ ! ？
That's right that's right!
You are given the luxury of seeing such a cute sight in front of you, and yet you want to get moving as soon as possible? Unbelievable!
Come now, we want to hear what you think!

[choice] かわいい
It's very cute.
-> Skip ahead to Node C

[choice] そ、そろそろ……
W-We really ought to get mo-
-> Head on to Node B

[Node B]

さくら
Sakura
んもぉ～～～っ ! !
プロデューサーさんっ ! !
さくらたちのこと、ちゃんと見てるんですかぁ !
見てないんですかぁ !
Nmmmmmphhh!!
Producer-san!
Are you even looking at us properly?!
I don't think you are!

幸子
Sachiko
プロデューサーさん !
しっかり見ていれば、そんな言葉は出てこないはずです !
ほら ! ほら ! ! ほら ! ! !
Producer-san!
If don't even bother to look, then those words won't come out!
So come on! Look! Out with it!

[choice] か……かわいい……
So....C-Cute...?
-> Head on to Node C

[Node C]

幸子
Sachiko
そうでしょうそうでしょう !
プロデューサーさんの奥ゆかしさも評価しますが、もっと素直に、
気持ちをさらけ出してもいいんですよ !
That's right that's right!
There's no need to restrain yourself in praising us Producer-san,
Feel free to let it all out!

さくら
Sakura
そうですよぉ。
頭なでなでも、していいんですよぉ♪
She's right.
You can even pat my head if you want to!

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幸子
Sachiko
……すぅ～～……。
Zzzz...

さくら
Sakura
……ん～……もぉ～……
さくらのほっぺは……白玉じゃなくってぇ……。
……すぅ……。
Nnn~.... You silly...
Sakura's cheeks....aren't dumplings you know...
...Zzz....

AD
気持ちよさそうに居眠りしていますね。
朝からの撮影で、ずいぶん疲れさせちゃったみたいです。
でも、そろそろ声をかけて、帰りましょうか。
Looks like they're getting in some good rest.
Can't blame them for being tuckered out. The shoot has been going since early in the morning.
But we should probably wake them up, After all, it's time to go home.

[choice] ふたりを起こす
Wake up you two.

さくら
Sakura
……はわっ？ ……あれっ？
ここは？ わたしのおうち？
...Wha? .... Huh?
Where is this?  My house?

AD
……あの、すみません、プロデューサーさん。
たったいま、プロデューサーさん宛に、ご連絡が……。
...Excuse me, I apologize for the interruption Producer-san.
But just now, someone sent a message for you...

AD
…………というわけでして。近くの現場で、
ステージに立てるアイドルさんのヘルプが必要になりまして……。
どうしましょう？ こちらにふたり、いらっしゃいますが……。
...It would seem that at a nearby site,
They're requesting for help from an idol and for her to go on stage.
What should we do? We do have these two with us right now but...

さくら
Sakura
 ……んむぅ～～……。
...Hmmmm....

Producer
（疲れているふたりに、今日はもうこれ以上、
お願いするわけにはいかない……）
(Those two are already tired, they're done for today.
I can't possibly ask them to do more...)

さくら
Sakura
…………あのー。プロデューサーさん。
……もしかして……もしかして、わたしたちに……。
...Hey Producer-san.
...Don't tell me... Could it be... You're thinking that....

さくら
Sakura
わたしたちに「行っちゃだめ」って言おうとしてませんかぁ？
んもぉ～ ! !
勝手に断っちゃったら、さくらぷんぷん～ !
"I shouldn't send those two" aren't you?
Hmmmphh!!
If you turn it down without even asking for what we think first, then Sakura is going to get really mad!

幸子
Sachiko
ボクたちのカワイイを待っている人たちがいるんです !
行かない理由がまったくわかりません。
どうです？ どうなんですっ ! ？
There are people out there waiting to be awed by our cuteness!
I don't know what reason there could be for us to keep them waiting!
Well? So what is it then?

さくら・幸子
Sakura Sachiko
プロデューサーさぁん !
プロデューサーさん !
Producer-saaaan!
Producer-san!

[choice] お願いしてもいいかな？
Think you two are up for the job?

さくら
Sakura
はぁい !
……えへへっ♪ よぉ～しっ ! れっつごー、幸子ちゃん !
Of course!
...Ehehe! Alright! /Let's go/ Sachiko-chan!

幸子
Sachiko
まかせてください !
さあ、行きますよ、さくらさん――。
You can count on me!
Okay, let's go Sakura-san!

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さくら
Sakura
「みんなに、にこにこ笑顔をお届けっ♪」
Coming right up to deliver smiles to everyone!

幸子・さくら
Sachiko Sakura
「カワイイボクと ! 」
「さくらでぇす ! 」
It's my cute self!
It's Sakura