The flute

    >Day music lessons in Equestria.
    >You manage to rope Rainbow Dash coming with you.
    >You say something has you casually walk down the streets of ponyville has ponies walk around you
    "Hey, I appreciate you coming with me."
    >She looks towards with a semi bored face and replies.
    > "It's no problem, so have you gotten better with that flute of yours?"
    >You look at your flute, it's a blood red and black, but mainly black flute with runic sketchings all over it.
    >You found it at a garage sale in Canterlot, it only cost you a bit fiddy.
    >You felt it was worth more then what you paid for it.
    >It was a great flute with a god awful player.
    >Meaning you.
    >Yes, you.
    >Off track, you now get your music lessons in the ponyville.
    >Octavia was the music teacher there.
    >As you walk in, there was a class room full of younger ponies, with their parents.
    >Today was to show how well you progressed in your music lessons.
    >You like to think you did great this year.
    >You take a seat and listen to the foals play their instruments.
    >Some played really good.
    >Others wanted to make you gut your ears out with a rusty knife.
    >Eventually, your time came and you sat in front of the whole class in front of a stand that had sheet music.
    >You picked 'Wheels on the bus' from the sheet.
    >You slightly cough before you annouce.
    "I'm going to play 'Wheels on the bus' "
    >You prep the flute and play away.
    >Maybe the flute wasn't the greatest has it drones out the noise.
    >after a minute in, some of the children leave.
    >The adults look at you with disgust.
    >Octavia is behind the desk drinking from the flask, while Rainbow is hiding behind under the chair covering her ears.
    >Might has well finish this song, alittle bit faster.
    >You play a few more notes, which the flute continues it's barrage of terrible music.
    >You could have sworn you heard screaming from the flute.
    >The royal guard, the princesses and the remaining elements burst thru the doors.
    >The whole room cries for you to be arrested immediatly.

    >Twilight cries out as you play the final note of the song.
    >"Anon! Stop, that flute is evil!"
    >As you do and let go of the index finger hole, a blood red smoke comes pouring out of the holes.
    >The flute's carvings has glowing bright red.
    >Well shit, your in for it now.
    >As the smoke finally stops coming out of the flute, it swirls in an upward position.
    >It swirls for an utmost minute before it dissipates.
>The cloud drops and reveals a man, in his twenties that wears a pressed buisness suit that's black and red.
>He coughs for a moment and speaks in a voice that could out do the royal Canterlot voice.
>"WHO DARES SUMMONS NAR-SIE! THE LORD OF OH SHIT, MY VOICE IS STILL OUTTA WHACK."
>He coughs again has more smoke spewls from his mouth and nostrils.
>The guards have their spears all over him in a moment.
>He speaks up with his hands up in the air.
>"Whoa hey! Sorry about the massive amount of smoke and all that!"
>"Names, Nar-Sie. The lord of blood magic, sacrifice and evil."
>Celestia heads up behind the guards and states in an neutral tone.
>"I know who you are, Eldar one. You were summoned here by accident."
>With the new information, Nar-sie glances towards your direction with a devious smile and remarks.
>"Let me guess, you were playing wheels on the bus on that flute?"
>You nod nervously at the Elder god in human clothing.
>He gives a massive laugh that bellows throught the classroom.
>At this point everyone except Octavia, the guards, the princesses and the elements were there.
>and you were sitting in the folding chair spewing mental spaghetti all over yourself.
>Over the fact, you summoned a dark god with a stupid song like wheels on the bus.
>Why couldn't you do hot cross buns?
>Oh, and Discord is now in the audience with a big bag of popcorn observing the drama.
>The mane six are the first to fire their elements of Harmony at them, since they slipped Rainbow Dash the Element of loyalty during the whole smoke fiasco.

>The rainbow gun has you fondly tend to call the Elements of Harmony.
>Nar-sie gets hit with the whole blast effect.
>He's doing the same thing Discord did when he got statuedfied.
>Has he stop squirming, he settles down to being stuck in stone.
>Someone then makes an off comment.
>"Well, thank Celestia, that's over."
>You notice that the Elements were missing from the girls heads.
>You point to their heads and state the unobvious.
"Girls, the Elements are missing."
>As soon, you state that, you get a whisper in your ear.
>You fucking tattle tale, back where I came from, snitches get stitches.
>You feel a presence that feels wrong in general comsume you.
>It picks you up at the top of the room.
>You notice that Celestia is grabbing her crown which got blown off when Nar-sie made his big Entrance.
>The force is pointing you towards her ass.
>Well shit, you knew where this is going.
>The force throws you at her ass and you managed to say one thing.
"Princess watch out!"
>She turns around and sees your head fly towards her ass.
>Then, complete and utter ear destruction has there is a ear blistering Neigh that echos throughout the room.
>The neigh would destroy all the glass windows in Ponyville.
>You can't remember much details afterwards of being stuck in Princess Celestias ass.
>Besides the ear shattering neigh.
>That neigh would haunt you for the rest of your life.

>Today was a pretty shitty day in Celestias ass.