Herbert Immortal Chapter 9

AN: stup it  gay penguins if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out dot isn't n epf afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

I was really scared  of Skip all day. I was even upset when went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between PC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band  are Dot Mary, Agent, 404, Gary (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Dancing Penguin. Only  404 and agent were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew 404 was probably slitting their wrists (they wouldn't die because they were a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak)  Agent was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off  furry chest and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Penguin on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

"Herbert! Are you OK?" B'loody Dot asked in a concerted voice.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Skip came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Agent! But I don't want to kill them, because, they're really nice, even if they did go out  with 404. But if I don't  kill Agent, then Skip, will fucking kill 404!" I burst into tears.
 Suddenly 404 jumped out from behind a wall.(edited)
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" they shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking penguin agent bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)

I started to cry and cry. 404 started to cry too all sensitive. Then they ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then  suddenly Rockhopper walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Herbert 404 has been found in their room. they committed suicide by slitting their wrists."