TirkPTA Happyfuntime 7- Garchomps are for fagets anyway

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Phatcat: 	Mt, you gonna get on skype to listen
Phatcat: 	Or you listening to music
MarthTrinity: 	I'll join in a bit, watching the end of a show
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, you were indeed driving back somewhere
tirkaroKujo: 	To the highwaaaay to hell
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Lydia: (( so who is driving ))
Lydia: (( Fuck it, I assume we're going to the town ))
MeisterWarlock: 	« 1d2 = 1 » 1 tuco drives 2 lydia drives IDC
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Lydia: (( don't think it matters ))
	Neal: 	*will never drive, alright*
tirkaroKujo: 	I assume you are indeed
	Neal: 	*not like it will ever matter*
Lydia: (( let's just..skip the drivin (D) ))
Neal: (( so, where are we goin'? ))
Neal: (( back to town? ))
Lydia: (( I assume ))
Neal: (( did we take Zio? ))
Lydia: (( No. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So you decide to head back to the town. It seems roughly the same as ever.
Tuco: (( yes, we go back to town, for our money ))
Tuco: (( Zio fucks himself. ))
Lydia: (( >for our money ))
tirkaroKujo: 	And now hold on
Lydia: (( the dude who had our money is dead ))
Tuco: (( they don't know that ))
Lydia: (( the OTHER dude who had our money is INSANE ))
Tuco: (( we go in his house ))
Tuco: (( and get all 3.6 million ))
Tuco: (( ALL 3.6 million ))
Lydia: (( We ain't need that much (D) ))
MarthTrinity: (( Tuco: Speak for yourself (D) ))
Lydia: (( we literally can't even SPEND thatm uch ))
Tuco: (( would you rather whositz has it? ))
Tuco: (( Zio will just shit on the money ))
Tuco: (( and use it as napkins ))
tirkaroKujo: 	*Let's just pretend that map looks somewhat darker and grimier.*
Lydia: (( there's a tree, you can't be grimedark with a tree. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, you head back to the Mayor's office, only to see a rather large crowd surrounding it.
	Lydia: 	Oh, I wonder what they're here for.
tirkaroKujo: 	Or, what seemed to have once been a large crowd.
	Tuco: 	. . .
tirkaroKujo: 	It seems to have died down by now though, with some stragglers aboard.
	Tuco: 	Probably a grab bag by now.
	Tuco: 	*Pushes way in to get to front to look*
	Lydia: 	I'm honestly not even sure why we came back. It's not like we need any more money.
	Tuco: 	THEN I'LL TAKE YOUR SHARE.
	Random Dude: 	Aw man!
	Random Dude: 	The last bag of money has been lifted! I didn't even get any!
Neal: (( obv ))
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Buppa: (( You should also totally use this token Warlord (CHEW) ))
Tuco: (( I saw the buppa convo olol ))
Tuco: (( And here you are PC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwa2itnRWmQ ))
	Neal: 	(...I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means. For Tuco's sake.)
tirkaroKujo: 	It appears the entire crowd is making off with bags upon bags of dosh, plenty of it to go around for everyone besides those tardy to the party.
tirkaroKujo: 	Note: the latter is you.
Tuco: (( InDEED. ))
	Tuco: 	*I use Hypnosis on the person with the largest bag of money I can see*
	Neal: 	...well hey, that's one way to distribute the money!
	Lydia: 	I guess there'll be a lot of spenders? Who knows, maybe the town'll be well off.
	Tuco: 	It's better than Zio but. . .
	Tuco: 	Come on we at least need our other half!
	Tuco: 	GOD.
	Tuco: 	Help me!
	Lydia: 	...why?
	Lydia: 	We couldn't even spend our FIRST half.
	Tuco: 	In one night.
	Kuusuke: 	SING A SONG OF DISH, MAKE A POCKET FULLA POSH!
	Lydia: 	Well, if you manage to get any, I'll certainly help you spend it.
	Tuco: 	« 1d20 = 7 » HIPPOSIS
	Neal: 	Not like we have any bills to pay.
	Kuusuke: 	*Dodges* Huh?
	Kuusuke: 	Hey, wait....
	Tuco: 	I'm pretty sure we'll need an operation if we find Aggron again.
	Kuusuke: 	*Takes out note from pocket* Let's see here....big lips, dorky hairstyle, carpet of far too much virility...
	Lydia: 	We've gotten out just fine so far!
	Kuusuke: 	*Snaps fingers* .....MASTER ROSHI!
tirkaroKujo: 	Spawn your Garchomp
	Lydia: 	He's got you pegged.
	Tuco: 	Whuh?! Who told you 'bout me? We been betrayed?
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	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	Key word recognized.
	Neal: 	I take it you know this guy?
	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	Before I can do anything else, wh-
	Lydia: 	Oh god, it's that thing again...
	Tuco: 	Why you got a description of me? Who put out a hit? What'd I do? Who's your boss?
Tuco: (( ololololol it's obv cause I have money ))
Tuco: (( rping ))
	Kuusuke: 	1993, TURTLES IN TIME, ON A BOAT, IN ROPPONGI, DIVIDED BY TWELVE, WOLVERINE, SYLVETTE SUEDE, AND ONLY ON THURSDAYS!
	Lydia: 	...A hit? I think it's cause of your little pet here.
	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	Beep. Every question has been successfuly answered.
	Kuusuke: 	YOU....!
	Lydia: 	Well, gee, is this guy completely crazy, too?
	Kuusuke: 	YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY GARCHOMP!
tirkaroKujo: 	It's not the salesman
	Kuusuke: 	HEY! HEY GUYS! I FOUND HIM!
	Neal: 	...is THAT what you were up to yesterday?!
	Lydia: 	...you stole someone's Pokemon? Really?
	Fergusson: 	Aw HEEELLL naw nyuggah!
Lydia: (( DAYUM!* ))
	Tuco: 	Fuck no! Why would I steal it with all that money?! I bought it! The guy I bought it from must've stole it!
	Neal: 	...you know, I really wish I could believe that, but what with all the hypnotizing random people?
	Lydia: 	You probably shouldn't have said that.
	Tuco: 	Do you think this 60K hole in my pocket burned itself?
	Lydia: 	You probably shouldn't have said that.
	Slithers: 	Did SSSSSomeone say SSSSIXTY KAY?
	Fergusson: 	WE GON KICK THIS SMELLY NIGGA'S ASS, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
	Tuco: 	SPENT. SPENT. All spent. I can tell you what the sales guy looked like.
	Neal: 	*hiss* you... MIGHT want to step away from the Garchomp.
	Lydia: 	You're the one next to it...
	Neal: 	*WELL YEAH, NOW*
	Neal: 	*DAMN YOU, QUANTUM MECHANICS*
	Neal: 	Huh? What are you talking about?
	Slithers: 	Sssss don't mind if I dooo.....
	Lydia: 	*fak u jugglin*
	Neal: 	Look, are you sure we can't handle this peacefully? I mean, he DID train your Garchomp, after all. Took down... er, quite a few Magnemite.
	Egg Beater: 	EXECUUUU
	Neal: 	I'd be surprised if it didn't gain a few levels.
	Fergusson: 	Yo let's get digital on these asses!
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	Bitbeast: 	Pororiri...
	Lydia: 	AssES?
	Lydia: 	I've got nothing to do with this, sorry.
	Fergusson: 	Well yeah!
	Fergusson: 	This nyugga has such a fat ass, I have to refer it as plural!
	Neal: 	um.
	Lydia: 	But...really, can't you talk this out? I mean, if he gives it back, then what's the point of beating him up?
	Lydia: 	Have him pay you what he payed for it.
Tuco: (( is there a sewer system ))
	Kuusuke: 	What? You mean I just have to forgive this theif for stealing my prized possession?
Tuco: (( olol ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Well obv
tirkaroKujo: 	But it's a bit too small for you to fit in
Neal: (( because DAYUUUM yo ass fat. ))
Tuco: (( well, can I teleport into a random building out of immediate sight ))
Tuco: (( since this is the street ))
Lydia: (( brb ))
	Neal: 	Er. Yes?
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	Kuusuke: 	...Garchomp! Go shanghai on his ass!
tirkaroKujo: 	It is now the trainer's turn. Do something before getting graped.
	Tuco: 	« 1d10+10 = 7 + 10 = 17 » teleport
Neal: (( where to dog ))
Tuco: (( into a building out of immediate sight (Not in front of a window) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You do indeed teleport into a building.
tirkaroKujo: 	The building appears to be somewhat high up
tirkaroKujo: 	and it's also quite white all around
tirkaroKujo: 	Very steamy as well
tirkaroKujo: 	Why, it appears to be dominated by the sound of someone showering.
	Lydia: 	What...
Lydia: (( >yfw Zio ))
	Akata: 	Laalaalaa-
Lydia: (( aww ))
	Akata: 	.....GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
	Akata: 	WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT
	Tuco: 	*Goes to get out of room*
	Neal: 	*rubs temple* Yeah, we did mention he was a psychic, didn't we?
Lydia: (( and then Tuco was Banpai ))
	Akata: 	« 1d20 = 18 » *Pushes you away before said action*
Akata: (( good idea ))
	Lydia: 	I keep forgetting he can do that...
	Akata: 	« 2d8+6+3 = 10 + 6 + 3 = 19 » GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Lydia: (( that is one GIGANTIC window ))
Lydia: (( in a bathroom ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I in fact could not understand you at all
Lydia: (( hell, why did she even get mad ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So I cannot answer that
Tuco: (( the question is ))
Lydia: (( if the window is that fucking big I doubt she cares if people see her naked ))
Tuco: (( there are no windows large enough for you to push a fat man through in a bathroom ))
tirkaroKujo: 	There are now.
Neal: (( eh, just through the drywall ))
Neal: (( he'd fall through ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed he does
tirkaroKujo: 	That bastard
tirkaroKujo: 	But yes, any other trainers wanna go
Lydia: (( I'm not fighting. ))
Lydia: (( So naw ))
	Tuco: 	*Crashes on top of exeggutor*
	Slithers: 	Hey, there he is again!
	Neal: 	Just for caution's sake... *releases Gloria*
	Lydia: 	Did you do that on purpose?
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	Lydia: 	@Tuco
	Tuco: 	DOES IT LOOK LIKE I DID IT ON PURPOSE?!
tirkaroKujo: 	Both the Exeggutor and the Tuco take « 3d10 = 12 » damage
	Lydia: 	With you, I can never tell.
Neal: (( but the Exeggutor has defense ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Set damage indeed
Neal: (( sad ))
	Lydia: 	Anyway, can we just forget this ever happened?
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	Neal: 	Nice teleport there. Very effective.
	Lydia: 	Please?
	Kuusuke: 	I DON'T FORGET AAANYYYTTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
	Slithers: 	Egg Beater! Nooooo!
	Lydia: 	Forgive then?
	Fergusson: 	WE DON'T FO'GIVE ROUND THESE STREETS.
	Neal: 	*yeah, that's all I'm doing really*
	Lydia: 	Gee, don't you think you should change that? You might get return visitors.
	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	We are in fact, as you would say, totally gangsta and hella tight around here.
tirkaroKujo: 	Any more trainer actions at all
	Tuco: 	Wait, hey, Garchomp, if you can talk
	Tuco: 	you can tell them I didn't steal you!
	Tuco: 	Right?!
	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	Garchomp?
	Tuco: 	I'm sorry
	Tuco: 	*clears throat*
	Tuco: 	Rape Garchomp the Garchomp that rapes people
	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	Garchomp chomp gar.
	Tuco: 	Well screw you too.
tirkaroKujo: 	and like that, trainer turns are over.
tirkaroKujo: 	Bitbeast, Garchomp, Gloria, EggBeater
	Bitbeast: 	*Discharges in a position that hits Tuco, Gloria, and Neal* « 1d20 = 3 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyone have any evasion/defense modifiers at all
	Gloria: 	*not hitting me yo*
tirkaroKujo: 	Yep
	Bitbeast: 	*Well it somehow just hits Tuco, Gloria, Neal, and EggBeater because fuck you that's why*
Lydia: (( after this you playin by the rules ))
Lydia: (( even if you disagree with em, they the moves nigga (D) ))
Lydia: (( we ain't get to do that ))
	Bitbeast: 	*Either way it probably misses everyone that isn't a trainer, so « 3d10+12+31 = 18 + 12 + 31 = 61 »
	Lydia: 	*supermisses me*
tirkaroKujo: 	quite
	Neal: 	*BRZZZT*
	Lydia: 	Hey! What're you trying to pull?! Neal and I aren't involved in this in any way!
	Lydia: 	*GUESS I JUMPED OVER IT, AGI*
	Neal: 	h-how do you even dodge something like that?!
	Fergusson: 	Yo collateral damage nigga, collateral damage, shit happens!
	Kuusuke: 	Hey! If you can't make any room, just use Dig, woncha?
Neal: (( and anyway, I believe you mean "nyugga" ))
	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	choooooommmp
tirkaroKujo: 	It's Gloria's turn actually
	Gloria: 	« 1d20 = 9 » *flinch please*
	Gloria: 	*naw*
	Gloria: 	« 3d8+10+13+4 = 12 + 10 + 13 + 4 = 39 » @ Egg Beater
	Egg Beater: 	EGGGEGU
	Slithers: 	Heeeey, you ssssstay outta this!
	Lydia: 	Then keep HIM out of this!
	Fergusson: 	We got some more nyuggaz to beat down!
	Lydia: 	You guys attacked him first.
	Egg Beater: 	(MAD)
	Neal: 	Y-yeah, come on! Jeez, I'm shocked I'm still standing!
	Egg Beater: 	« 1d20 = 1 » *Stomps on Tuco*
	Egg Beater: 	*Misses*
Lydia: (( (Y) ))
	Lydia: 	*gets in the goddamned car* What're you waiting for?! Let's ditch these guys!
	Neal: 	Gah, take this and drink deeply. *uses Lemonade on Tuco, drinks a Soda Pop myself* +80 HP @ Tuco
tirkaroKujo: 	The car is....quite a ways off from here.
Lydia: (( ...why? ))
Lydia: (( Fuck would we do that (D) ))
	Lydia: 	Fine, whatever
Lydia: (( * ))
tirkaroKujo: 	There's no parking areas near the office
tirkaroKujo: 	Just there
	Lydia: 	Well, I'm getting out of here, anyways!
	Tuco: 	*Releases Ivysaur*
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	Growth Jones: 	*Why am I randomly on the car*
	Growth Jones: 	*nobody knows*
Lydia: (( WHY ARE Y--you know what ))
Lydia: (( I only shifted. ))
Neal: (( WAHT. ))
Lydia: (( Is that obviously a caught Pokemon? ))
Neal: (( WAHTAS. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	No, it seems wild.
tirkaroKujo: 	It appears to be being chased by a couple of individuals far in the back
tirkaroKujo: 	Or maybe they're running from it
tirkaroKujo: 	who knwos
	Lydia: 	« 1d100-4 = 58 - 4 = 54 » *throws great ball*
	Lydia: 	*sad*
	Lydia: 	Well, that was a bust...
	Growth Jones: 	*Growth Jones laughs at your pathetic attempt at capture*
	Tuco: 	« 1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15 » stop on garchomp
tirkaroKujo: 	Close, but so far away
tirkaroKujo: 	It is forever a mystery
tirkaroKujo: 	>If the result exceeds 15, the target becomes immobile for 30 seconds.
tirkaroKujo: 	>exceeds
tirkaroKujo: 	Any trainers turn
tirkaroKujo: 	The enemies don't appear to be using their turns
tirkaroKujo: 	m
tirkaroKujo: 	Bitbeast, Garchomp, Gloria, EggBeater, Ivysaur
Neal: (( game over man ))
Neal: (( game over ))
	Bitbeast: 	« 1d20 = 9 » *Signal beams Gloria and Neal*
	Bitbeast: 	« 3d10+12+31 = 6 + 12 + 31 = 49 » Beeeeeeeeeeeeaaaam
Lydia: (( but yes ))
Lydia: (( would like to actually get MT introduced tonight ))
	Neal: 	*clasps at point of impact, shoulder I guess*
	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	« 1d20 = 1 » *Digs the SHIT outta Tuco*
	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	Or not
	Neal: 	Hey Tuco, how about N-
Neal: (( claaaap ))
Tuco: (( clapclapclap ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Rape Garchomp is now STEERING OUTTA CONTROL
	Neal: 	*Hey Tuco, how about NEXT time you get a new Pokemon, you don't do whatever it is to get this one!
tirkaroKujo: 	He does indeed hit the building, you goddamn psychic.
Lydia: (( HOW BOUT THIS ))
Lydia: (( NEXT TIME YOU BUY A POKEMON ON THE BLACK MARKET ))
Lydia: (( AND IT'S LEVE L50 ))
Lydia: (( DON'T FUCKING GO BACK TO THAT TOWN. ))
	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	Gararaaaraaaaa..... *Dizzy*
	Akata: 	KYAAAAH! Oh god, why today of all days!?
	Gloria: 	*it's my turn right*
Tuco: (( gooooooo ))
	Gloria: 	*dives at the Porygon Z with a Body Slam* « 1d20 = 17 »
	Gloria: 	« 3d12+14+13+4 = 30 + 14 + 13 + 4 = 61 » yeah, you paralyzed
	Bitbeast: 	Bzzzzzzt
Tuco: (( exegg go ))
	Egg Beater: 	*Have you ever gotten so mad, you SLEEPED people to death?* « 1d20 = 5 » @Tuco
	Egg Beater: 	*Sadly not mad enough*
tirkaroKujo: 	Ivysaur's turn
	Ivysaur: 	« 1d20 = 11 » need 6 sleep powder use on self
	Slithers: 	HEY WHAT ARE YOU DO- ZZzzsssssss...
tirkaroKujo: 	And thus everything was a sleep
	Ivysaur: 	it hits porygon
tirkaroKujo: 	Well shit, it is a blast
tirkaroKujo: 	And thus it was the trainer turns
	Lydia: 	« 1d100-4 = 17 - 4 = 13 » *COME ON NAT 1*
tirkaroKujo: 	Why wouldn't you
	Lydia: 	*DOES THAT DO IT*
tirkaroKujo: 	They'rea ll asleep and shit
tirkaroKujo: 	I dunno, lemme see
Lydia: (( I highly doubt it ))
Lydia: (( but there's a slight chance it might ))
	Tuco: 	« 1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21 » stop on garchomp again
tirkaroKujo: 	It goes into the Pokeball for a slight moment, but it just barely breaks out on the last wobble.
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	Lydia: 	Dammit! Alright, just get off the car and we'll call it even, okay?
tirkaroKujo: 	But on the bright side, you seem to have scared it off of the car.
	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	*Stops a gaben*
	Lydia: 	*guess I get into the car, that a free action?*
tirkaroKujo: 	It's a shift action.
Tuco: (( we then waited for agi ))
Gloria: (( yes, as I deal with that sensation right before you puke, you know the one ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Maybe we shouldn't skype today?
Lydia: (( I unno. ))
Gloria: (( I've just got one in me, it'll be fine ))
Gloria: (( it's just gotta come out ))
Lydia: (( well do that then ))
Lydia: (( slug yourself in the stomach while I go get more to drink ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
MarthTrinity: (( Still alive btw, just lettin y'all know. ))
You whisper to MarthTrinity: So MT
You whisper to MarthTrinity: this is going pretty fucking horribly so far, because Maptool hates me today
MarthTrinity whispers: I noticed lol
You whisper to MarthTrinity: allow me to think of one other way you're somehow forced into the plot
You whisper to MarthTrinity: Though I'd appreciate it if you could suggest some way too
MarthTrinity whispers: A GIANT AGGRON STARTS RAMPAGING THROUGH THE CITY.
MarthTrinity whispers: Or just something to -force- them to stop the battle. Because they're somehow not losing to a level 50 Garchomp.
You whisper to MarthTrinity: I indeed have no choice but to cut the battle short
Lydia: (( don't matter much ))
Lydia: (( agi's dying on the toilet like Elvis ))
You whisper to MarthTrinity: or fuck it, I'll just unleash a rape Dusknoir or something
You whisper to MarthTrinity: A LEVEL 60 DUSKNOIR
Lydia: (( I told you, man ))
Lydia: (( slug yourself in the stomach ))
Lydia: (( heimlich maneuver ))
	Neal: 	*patches up Gloria, +40 HP, does same to self, +60 HP* Hnngh... Good one, now get out of here.
	Lydia: 	*Well, I planned to take you guys with me, but oookay~*
tirkaroKujo: 	hold on, still doing something
	Tuco: 	Have you seen that Garchomp? When it gets up, it can probably outrun the damn car
Lydia: (( dammit, did the ~ make Agi laugh so hard he threw up again ))
Neal: (( naw, I just HAVEN'T THROWN UP YET, and I'm not getting on Skype until I have ))
Lydia: (( it's the pokemon turn ))
Lydia: (( so roll--oh, right ))
Lydia: (( Tirk is also gone forever ))
	Neal: 	You can't teleport away again??
	Tuco: 	I've been using up my energy doin' as much as I have, doc, shit.
	Neal: 	Look, we survive this, and you're giving us a rundown of what you can and cannot do.
tirkaroKujo: 	m
tirkaroKujo: 	Now where was I at again
	Tuco: 	*Huff puff* Alright maybe I can teleport but I can't take you with me like on the plane
	Kuusuke: 	Garchomp! What did he do to you!?
	Neal: 	They don't WANT me.
	RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: 	Garchompomp
	Tuco: 	I'm not so sure.
	Fergusson: 	Aw hell naw! Nobody puts my shit to sleep!
	Fergusson: 	*Nope, it's just an awakening*
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed he does
Lydia: (( this is why you NEED a Medic or Empath ))
Lydia: (( (CHEW) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	How long is a turn again, I forget
Lydia: (( 10 seconds ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Thought so
	Kuusuke: 	Dammit! I can't use you like this Garchomp!
	Kuusuke: 	Let's hope Dusknoir can cover for you in the meantime!
	L.A. Noir: 	Dusk?
tirkaroKujo: 	Bitbeast, Garchomp, Gloria, EggBeater, Noir, Ivysaur
tirkaroKujo: 	So Miltank is the first Pokman to go
Lydia: (( agi went to throw up ))
tirkaroKujo: 	right, sasd
Neal: (( TRYING TO ))
	Neal: 	Hit it with a stomp!
Lydia: (( obv ))
	Gloria: 	« 1d20 = 20 » *hits it*
	Gloria: 	*HITS IT*
	Gloria: 	« 3d8+10+3d8+10+13+4+1d10 = 5 + 10 + 17 + 10 + 13 + 4 + 4 = 63 »
	Stapler San: 	MAPTOOL YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE
	Gloria: 	+flinch not that it matters
	Gloria: 	dem rolls
	Gloria: 	@ Bitbeast
	Bitbeast: 	*NOT QUITE KO'D BUT DAMN AM I CLOSE*
MarthTrinity: (( Even when I'm not playing Maptools will screw me over. By screwing up my intro ))
Lydia: (( INDEED ))
Lydia: (( CAN WE JUST RUN ALREADY ))
Lydia: (( PLEASE? ))
	Pinsir: 	« 1d20 = 5 » brick break on porygon
	Pinsir: 	« 3d10+12+20 = 27 + 12 + 20 = 59 »
	Bitbeast: 	*Nop, misses*
Bitbeast: (( speed actually ))
Bitbeast: (( well shit man ))
	Fergusson: 	Now that just ain't right!
	Egg Beater: 	« 1d20 = 6 » Sleep check
	Lydia: 	Okay, priorities, people! Living with defeat is the better option here!
	Slithers: 	« 1d20 = 8 » ditto
	Ivysaur: 	« 1d20 = 11 » bloop
tirkaroKujo: 	Now it's Noir's turn
	L.A. Noir: 	*Confuse rays the Pinsir*
Fergusson: (( well that's just stupid (D) ))
Neal: (( what happened now ))
Fergusson: (( friendly fire advantagte, obv ))
	L.A. Noir: 	*WELL FINE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE SUCH A DICKHOLE, USES IT ON TUCO INSTEAD*
L.A. Noir: (( this is why correcting the GM is a bad idea ))
Lydia: (( No, it isn't ))
Lydia: (( So long as rules are obeyed, the game can go on (D) ))
Lydia: (( anyway, my turn ))
L.A. Noir: (( rules are for fools (D) ))
Neal: (( so you gonna drive that thing over here or what ))
	Lydia: 	*Gets in Jeep*
Neal: (( and no, I can't hear you on Skype ))
tirkaroKujo: 	There seems to be some gunk in it, but it's working just fine now.
tirkaroKujo: 	You may now drive off somewhere
tirkaroKujo: 	clearly
	Lydia: 	...what the hell is that? Well, whatever.
tirkaroKujo: 	Enough to get you to the guys
	Lydia: 	*runs over Kuusuke and the black dude if I can*
Neal: (( really ))
	Lydia: 	« 1d20 = 16 » Even if I miss him, I go past him
MarthTrinity: (( SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA MURDER THEM ))
	Kuusuke: 	Hey, what's that sou- WOOOAAAH!
Lydia: (( No ))
Lydia: (( he'll either flip over or go flying ))
Neal: (( they should probably be saving, not you rolling (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	lel doesn't matter
	Lydia: 	« 1d20 = 14 »
tirkaroKujo: 	same effect
MarthTrinity: (( SO YOU JUST KILLED THEM. ))
	Fergusson: 	Yo, whussa- AAAAAAWW SHIIEEETTT
	Lydia: 	Now get in!
MarthTrinity: (( DAAAAAAAAAAYUM ))
	Lydia: 	Throw the Pokemon in if you can't return them!
	Tuco: 	*Does indeed return them and get in the fucking car* Those guys were fuckin' psychos *Hippocrite/10*
	Neal: 	Not getting in the trunk THIS time! *returns Miltank, grabs backseat*
	Lydia: 	Talk later!
	Lydia: 	*TURN OVER*
tirkaroKujo: 	And so you drive off!
	Lydia: 	*Well alright, that'll do*
tirkaroKujo: 	Off into the distance!
Tuco: (( are the two guys PC RUN OVER alive ))
Lydia: (( Well, obv ))
Lydia: (( how else are they gonna antagonize us later ))
tirkaroKujo: 	And so you drive off for a little while
tirkaroKujo: 	Until the gunk left by that Tangrowth bumkin get to the car at last.
	Lydia: 	Never again.
tirkaroKujo: 	And it begins to slooooow doooowwwwn
	Lydia: 	...Wait, didn't this happen before?
	Kuusuke: 	*Off in the distance, slightly* THERE THEY ARE!
	Kuusuke: 	GET THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Lydia: (( WAT ))
	Tuco: 	What the fuck is wrong with it?!
Lydia: (( I WAS DRIVING AS FAST AS I FUCKIN COULD ))
Neal: (( yes, clearly the Exeggutor that WAS ASLEEP caught up ))
tirkaroKujo: 	They ran faster
Neal: (( and- YOU CAN'T RUN whatever ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Except you! Like you should right now!
	Lydia: 	How does that even work?!
	Bitbeast: 	*REVIVES NIGGA*
Neal: (( HE WAS KOED ))
Neal: (( If I didn't need to puke already I would now ))
	Tuco: 	*THROWS IVYSAUR OUT THE BACK FOR MORE SLEEP POWDER*
MarthTrinity whispers: You need to just break their legs or some shit
Lydia: (( Tangrowth still around? ))
Lydia: (( If the goddamned Dusknoir can keep up with us ))
Lydia: (( I assume Tangrowth is so far ahead of us we can't even see it anymore. ))
Bitbeast: (( no, the Tangrowth is not around ))
Lydia: (( Of course ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
MarthTrinity whispers: What does the area look like btw
	Lydia: 	*THERE ANY OTHER CARS AROUND*
You whisper to MarthTrinity: It's a run-down city area. the picture to the left of the map is it's representaiton. Right now they are on a random road.
Lydia: (( Agi, just like ))
Lydia: (( spin around in place for three minutes ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It seems you're probably the only one who brought a car around here.
Lydia: (( GOD DAMMIT ))
Neal: (( doesn't matter ))
tirkaroKujo: 	They're much more rare than one would expect
	Lydia: 	Dammit!
Neal: (( just had the biggest puke of my life, feels like there might be a bit more ))
MarthTrinity whispers: Anywhere where I would be hiding for them to hide with meh?
tirkaroKujo: 	Just run already (d) /railroad
Lydia: (( RUN TO WHERE? ))
Lydia: (( They can OUTRUN OUR CAR. ))
Lydia: (( WE CANNOT OUTRUN THEM ))
MarthTrinity: (( Jesus. Isn't it obvious he's railroading you to where I'll be introduced? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	This is Michael Bay logic we're working on
tirkaroKujo: 	stop resisting
tirkaroKujo: 	I thought we went over this long ago
Lydia: (( AND NO, IT'S NOT OBVIOUS ))
Lydia: (( FUCK CAN YOU DO. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Run (D)
Lydia: (( FINE ))
	Lydia: 	*RUNS TOWARDS THEM*
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_VL8byfuhY
tirkaroKujo: 	you asshole (D)
You whisper to MarthTrinity: this is literally the last time I'm going to do something like this
You whisper to MarthTrinity: if Ocon ever joins, I'm just making him use a boombox
	Lydia: 	*BUT YES, SINCE AGI REFUSES TO CLEAN THE CAR WITH BUBBLEBEAM, I GUESS I...RUN FROM THEM WITH MY 6 MOVEMENT SPEED*
	Lydia: 	*have you even READ The escape rules, you LITERALLY CAN'T ESCAPE if you have less movement capability(
MarthTrinity: (( It's quite clearly staged at this point ))
MarthTrinity: (( But apparently nobody wants me to be introduced. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	#Staged
	Lydia: 	« 1d8 = 1 » NOW WHICH WAY DO I RUN
	Lydia: 	...STRAIGHT AT THEM IT SEEMS
	Lydia: 	COOL
MarthTrinity: (( So I'll just not play ever. ))
Tuco: (( I have had my action long planned for this turn ))
Lydia: (( I kind of...thought Tirk wouldn't do this ))
Lydia: (( to get you in the game ))
Tuco: (( PC insists on going through every possible action ))
Lydia: (( considering there's nothing you can do (CRS) ))
	Lydia: 	*but fine, I run away, let's just get this train on the tracks already*
	Tuco: 	Teleport into building on the GROUND LEVEL. « 1d10+10 = 1 + 10 = 11 »
Lydia: (( m ))
	Neal: 	*gets out of car, runs* What's wrong with this thing?
tirkaroKujo: 	And this was going so well too (FEDUP)
Lydia: (( YOU NEARLY KILLED US (D) ))
MarthTrinity: (( And this is -another- shining example of why unwinnable boss fights need to be roflstomps. Or else the PC's fuck everything up ))
Lydia: (( if ANY OF THOSE MOVES HAD HIT TUCO WE'D HAVE BEEN KO'D (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	indeed
Lydia: (( or well, he would have. ))
Lydia: (( me? I would have LEFT. ))
Lydia: (( DROVE AWAY (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	BUT YES
tirkaroKujo: 	WITH MY MAGICAL POWERS OF #STAGED, you all run away!
tirkaroKujo: 	Just return the bastard (D)
Lydia: (( So you just take Warlord's Ivysaur from him ))
Lydia: (( Classy ))
Lydia: (( through a wall, he can't (CHEW) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Why is he even in a wall
tirkaroKujo: 	Didn't the teleport fail
Lydia: (( he teleported into a building ))
Tuco: (( it can't fail ))
Tuco: (( it is just range ))
Lydia: (( That's just how far it goes ))
	L.A. Noir: 	#staged
tirkaroKujo: 	There, it failed
tirkaroKujo: 	Now stop making this harder than it needs to be (D)
Lydia: (( Stop that (D) ))
Lydia: (( IT NEEDED TO BE ))
Lydia: (( NOT DONE. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I'm just cutting time here (D)
	Lydia: 	TUCO! You ever want to visit a city again? GO BY YOURSELF!
tirkaroKujo: 	And thus you all run away! Far, far into the distance! But not quite enough to outrun these punks!
	Fergusson: 	*Huff huff* Yo! They still there!
	Fergusson: 	Let's keep...moving!
	Lydia: 	I can run forever!
You whisper to MarthTrinity: now's your time to shine (VAMPIRE)
	Tuco: 	*Cough hack* What did you do to the car?!
You whisper to MarthTrinity: and by that I mean just hide in some allyway made of nature and shit
Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
You whisper to MarthTrinity: and now you point at the players, saying HEY LISTEN and shit
	Elisabet: 	Wow. You guys look like shit.
You whisper to MarthTrinity: pretty obvious here, blah blah.
	Tuco: 	CAN'TTALKBEINGCHASEDBYGARCHOMP KTHANKSBAI
	Neal: 	*how can you tell, I'm all the way over here*
tirkaroKujo: 	The map is no longer literal (D)
Lydia: (( IT'S THE STAGE, IT'S DAMN WELL LITERAL (D) ))
	Elisabet: 	Well if you want to not be well, dead, I'd suggest hiding. Like over here. Now. Before you're dead.
	Lydia: 	I look fine! But I'm certainly not gonna if those guys catch me!
	Tuco: 	*BARRELS INTO DUMPSTER*
	Tuco: 	http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg28/MasterWarlord7/HOLYSHITITSAGARCHOMPGETINTHECAR.png
	Neal: 	*catching breath* S-sure, thanks! *hides in... whatever hiding place is*
	Lydia: 	*SURE, JUMPS INTO WHATEVER THE HELL THE HIDING PLACE IS*
	Elisabet: 	Uh. . .I was gonna suggest ducking down here into my place *points at double doors going underground* But...if you wanna dumpster dive, go for it, chief.
	Lydia: 	*GUESS I JUMP THROUGH THE DOUBLE DOORS*
Lydia: (( also, never do this again (D) ))
	Neal: 	*stepstepstep right down the trapdoor thing place*
Lydia: (( Or at least do what I did and superstage it. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Fine
tirkaroKujo: 	Guess I'll just keep using the boombox then (FEDUP)
Lydia: (( If we win ))
Lydia: (( bring in someone even stronger. ))
Slithers: (( I was doing that, but it was dragging on for too long ))
	Tuco: 	*Teleports underground to needlessly take away more HP, not thinking remotely clearly due to magically reviving porygon and sunny day harvest exeggutor*
	Slithers: 	SSss? Where did they go?
	Fergusson: 	They went uh, that way!
	Elisabet: 	*quietly shuts doors*
	Kuusuke: 	This way?
	Slithers: 	I say they went this way!
tirkaroKujo: 	*Sonic Adventure 2 victory music*
Tuco: (( hippooooo brb in 5 ))
Neal: (( mm ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Dammit aggey
Neal: (( what did I even do ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Weren't you leaving to go barf or some shit
Neal: (( I'm TRYING to summon another one, yes (D) ))
	Agi's mom: 	I AM THE CAT, FOOL.
	Elisabet: 	Annnnnnnd. . .pretty sure they're gone. *plops down on a shitty old sofa* So you guys seem real hopeless. What's your deal?
tirkaroKujo: 	Is MW still gone?
Lydia: (( yes ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Damn him
	Lydia: 	I don't know. The big guy bought some POkemon or stole it or something, and those guys just up and attacked us all for it.
	Neal: 	That, on top of the car stalling for whatever reason... we were lucky to get out of there.
	Elisabet: 	Sounds like a pretty shitty deal. *turns to Neal* Yeah. You're welcome.
	Neal: 	If you hadn't shown up when you did, could have been bad news for us. Thanks.\
Neal: (( aaaand body imploding again ))
Elisabet: (( agi: *voids every bowel* ))
	Lydia: 	It had some kinda gunk in it...not sure what that was about. Wonder what happened to those people chasing it, anyways?
	Tuco: 	Eheh heh, yeah. . .I bought a Garchomp. From the black market. That didn't even obey me and had some sort of security collar. And then that guy comes up and tells me I stole it. Sooo. . .The guy who sold it to me, first he makes a fat wad off of me, then gets some even more cash giving that guy an anonymous tip about where his Garchomp is, which -he- actually stole.
	Tuco: 	Heheheheheheheheh fuck everything.
	Lydia: 	Okay. How about we never let you out of our sight again.
	Elisabet: 	Yeaaah...sounds like a real shitty deal their big guy. *brushes banana peel off sofa* So what even brings you to this shithole anyway?
You whisper to MarthTrinity: REMEMBUH
	Lydia: 	To this particular place? Nothing. We had practically no reason to return here.
	Tuco: 	Except 3.6 million dollars.
You whisper to MarthTrinity: you aren't actually from Tsuen (this region) and are just here for the tournament. This was a requirement for your character.
	Lydia: 	We already have enough money.
Elisabet whispers: I know
	Lydia: 	There's no reason to be greedy.
You whisper to MarthTrinity: just checkin
	Elisabet: 	The fuck needs money? I've been slummin it in this place for the past ffew weeks. It's pretty nice once you get past the absolute shithole-yness of it. I assume you lot are here for that tournament too?
	Neal: 	...
Neal: (( wait ))
Neal: (( the FUCK happened to Zio ))
Lydia: (( WHO? ))
tirkaroKujo: (( you...left him behind ))
Lydia: (( I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONE BY THAT NAME. ))
tirkaroKujo: (( durr ))
Neal: (( we did? ))
Neal: (( well ALRIGHT ))
tirkaroKujo: (( uh, yes ))
Neal: (( must have done that off-camera ))
tirkaroKujo: 	were you planning something else with him
Neal: (( just taking him home but whatever ))
	Neal: 	I guess you could say that, yeah.
	Lydia: 	Tournament? We already won--, oh the other one.
	Tuco: 	Yeah, the -other- tournament. WIth more than just money up for grabs.
	Tuco: 	Though yeah, if you didn't see those guys back there we'd kind of out of our league.
	Neal: 	Already gotten a bit of a head start on that one, actually.
	Tuco: 	*we're
	Lydia: 	Yeah, I guess os.
	Lydia: 	so*
	Elisabet: 	I heard 'em. And you. Goddamn you all are real fuckin loud when you're about to die.
	Lydia: 	Not always.
	Tuco: 	Well yeah, if you wanna accept death you can go do that. I don't got any intentions of going and dying.
	Lydia: 	So...you giving up?
	Elisabet: 	Well that's cool. Dying sucks. I'm sure. Nobody fuckin -wants- to die. Shit just sorta happens. I guess.
	Lydia: 	To be quite honest, I sort of just want to go home. I'm not so sure this is worth it.
	Lydia: 	Not if everyone's going to try and kill us, on top of that...thing.
	Neal: 	Really? Sure, I mean, those guys were trying to, but that was sort of an unrelated issue.
	Neal: 	Heck, we really haven't even started on the actual TOURNAMENT yet. It might be a bit more...
	Neal: 	professional.
	Lydia: 	We got a badge from that before.
	Tuco: 	You saw how strong those guys were, at least the leader with garchomp and dusknoir
	Lydia: 	THAT was part of the tournament.
	Tuco: 	They -will- be at the tournament.
	Lydia: 	And to be honest?
	Neal: 	And under surveillance, maybe?
	Lydia: 	That was worse than a few thugs trying to get revenge.
	Elisabet: 	That sure sounds like a quitter's attitude. I knew I saved you lot for a reason. *stretches, crosses legs*
	Lydia: 	Oh, REAL good surveyors there. Letting someone up and EX--you know what, forget it.
	Tuco: 	Well. . .Guess they can't attack us if we meet 'em there.
	Tuco: 	But we can't stay in this place. Most important point.
	Elisabet: 	I totally have been. For the past like. . .three weeks or some shit. Forgot when I actually got here. Been real nice not having to deal with the shit of "home" though.
	Lydia: 	Well, sorry, but I think I'm going to try my hand at being a mechanic again, and try to get our ride working.
	Lydia: 	At least the grease won't show on my coat...
	Elisabet: 	*glances around* You're gonna make the chick do the car repairs?
	Lydia: 	I don't think Tuco could bend down far enough to reach the engine. And Jude could probably do it, if we rode a Ponyta instead of a car.
	Lydia: 	Neal*
	Lydia: 	The stupid Jew*
Neal: (( Jude indeed ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Hey Jude
Neal: (( but man, I really, really hate to do this ))
Lydia: (( I doubt you do ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes, yes
tirkaroKujo: 	You're gonna die
Lydia: (( you love it ))
	Elisabet: 	Taco and Jude? Are you guys for real?
Neal: (( but I think I'm physically incapable of continuing tonight ))
tirkaroKujo: 	May as well go all the way
tirkaroKujo: 	RIP in piece aggey
Lydia: (( did they get any Exp for that fight ))
Lydia: (( might want to tell them that ))
tirkaroKujo: 	1834-2022
Neal: (( what ))
tirkaroKujo: 	That's how long Agi lived
Neal: (( was that an EXP range ))
Neal: (( ah ))
tirkaroKujo: 	from his rise and fall
	Pinsir: 	I -do- need exp
tirkaroKujo: 	You get negative 500000 exp
	Pinsir: 	For both pory -and- exegg
	Neal: 	really MT I'm sorry about this
	Neal: 	(wary)
tirkaroKujo: 	But yes
	Elisabet: 	How dare you be dying.
	Neal: 	basically
	Elisabet: 	BUT YEAH, Y'ALL SHOULDA NOT BEEN SUCH GREEDY EXP PIGS.
	Elisabet: 	AND JUST RAN
tirkaroKujo: 	2000 exp, take it or leave it
	Lydia: 	« 1d20+2 = 11 + 2 = 13 » « 1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16 » guess I'll try int AND Dex checks
Lydia: (( I TRIED MT ))
Lydia: (( I FUCKING TRIED ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
	ThatDM: 	But yes
Lydia: (( and now Warlord is most overleveled ))
	ThatDM: 	I say this session went pretty well
	Lydia: 	YEAH
	Lydia: 	NO
	Lydia: 	(D)
	Elisabet: 	Also. I have four CHA. I will not say my name until you prompt me. Because fuck manners.
	Lydia: 	Dude
	Lydia: 	they don't know MY name yet.
	Elisabet: 	Then again, apparentl y'all are just that rude.
	Elisabet: 	And nobody asks names.
	Neal: 	I'd have gotten around to it
	Lydia: 	They just know that my name isn't Vivian
	Neal: 	had I not been dead
	ThatDM: 	This session only went the way it did because Maptool hates MT so much, his bad luck transfers over to me.
	Elisabet: 	And yes. Seriously.
	Elisabet: 	When shit needs to get staged
	Lydia: 	What would have even happened if they'd KO'd us
	Lydia: 	Cause...
	Elisabet: 	JUST FUCKING ROFL-STOMP THEM : |
	Lydia: 	we kinda can't run
	Lydia: 	if we're KO'd
Tuco: (( he tried ))
	ThatDM: 	You would have been knocked out and woken up at MT'splace
	Lydia: 	Well, -I- can.
Tuco: (( he should've KO'd me turn 1 ))
	ThatDM: 	See how easy that would have been
Tuco: (( he missed three times in a row. ))
	Lydia: 	...
	ThatDM: 	-see how easy-
	Lydia: 	How would that even work
	Elisabet: 	They would've thrown you in the dumpster
	Lydia: 	They would take our money
	ThatDM: 	She found you on the street
	Lydia: 	and our Pokemon
	Lydia: 	They had literally no reason not to do that
	ThatDM: 	Nah, just your money
	Elisabet: 	Which I fucking live in more or less.
	ThatDM: 	Your pokemon are too jank
	Lydia: 	They might want another Porygon2
	Lydia: 	Also, they'd have taken my POkemon
	ThatDM: 	Jesus guys
	Lydia: 	Pokedex*
	Lydia: 	(HIPPO)
	ThatDM: 	you're both too logical and not nearly logical enough
	Lydia: 	I run solely on logic
	ThatDM: 	It's like I have to take care of a class full of autistic children
	Lydia: 	Well, not solely
	Lydia: 	if it was solely
	ThatDM: 	But yes
	Lydia: 	I WOULD HAVE MY CHARACTER QUIT THE DAMNED TOURNAMENT
	Lydia: 	DUE TO IT ALREADY HAVING HAD LIKE, FIVE DEATHS SO FAR
	ThatDM: 	This is something that would have killed a PC game
	ThatDM: 	But thankfully, I am not PC
	ThatDM: 	So you're gonna be here for a looooooooooooooong time
	Lydia: 	Not if I quit.
	Lydia: 	Stop pulling this shit (D)
	ThatDM: 	But that would make everyone sad
	Lydia: 	This is two bullshit sessions in a row (D)
	ThatDM: 	You don't wanna make everyone sad, do you.
	Lydia: 	If it gets much worse it'll make me sad (D)
	Lydia: 	I don't want that (D)
	Lydia: 	No, I, don't want, etc
	Lydia: 	Solt
	Pinsir: 	skype is where it's aaaaaaaaattttt
	ThatDM: 	Are you really that averse to faceless redshirts dying.
	Lydia: 	Man
	ThatDM: 	Pffft, fuck the Mayor
	Lydia: 	I'm not even that concerned about all the redshirts
	ThatDM: 	I'd prefer if the redshirts lived over him.
	Lydia: 	Though, I already voiced my opinion on PTA.
	Lydia: 	And how it's a POKEMON GAME
	Lydia: 	And not suited at all to grimdark
	Elisabet: 	Also shit, that intro didn't have nearly enough to do with me (CRS)
	Lydia: 	I'm just talking about the Yuri/Zio shit (D)
	ThatDM: 	PC
	Elisabet: 	I save y'all and you start talking about your own shit ()D
	ThatDM: 	Have you not understood by now
	Lydia: 	YES
	Lydia: 	I KNOW
	ThatDM: 	This is a tirk game first, Pokemon game second.
	Lydia: 	Tirk games are getting stale
	Lydia: 	Reeeal stale for me
	ThatDM: 	You mean I'm not much more than a passing fad? (FEDUP)
	Lydia: 	This is like the 8th one, this is what killed PTA before (SAD)
	Lydia: 	Warlord being GM a billion times in a row
	Lydia: 	Though yes
	Lydia: 	I will give it more shots
	Lydia: 	mostly for MT
	Lydia: 	Also, how would it have killed a PC game
	Lydia: 	This would not have HAPPENED in a PC game
	Lydia: 	As it already did and went horribly
	ThatDM: 	but it did
	Lydia: 	But that one went on.
	Lydia: 	WAY past the Midea fight
	Lydia: 	It ended mostly cause of Delphi (CHEW)
	Lydia: 	And railroading
	Lydia: 	WHICH IS KINDA WHAT WENT ON HERE'
	Lydia: 	'
	Lydia: 	'''''''''''''''''''''
	Elisabet: 	It kinda -HAD- to happen here
	Elisabet: 	As nobody else would leave.
	ThatDM: 	Were you really expecting it to be easy street after you got 5 billion pokedollars
	Lydia: 	You could have just...come up with a solution that didn't require railroading (CRS)
	ThatDM: 	Yes
	ThatDM: 	I could have just knocked you all out
	Lydia: 	Or boomboxes.
	Lydia: 	That would be railroading
	Lydia: 	100% KOs
	Lydia: 	But I'd at least be fine with that, even if...
	Lydia: 	my character would be written out
	Lydia: 	As they had no reason to go after me.
	Lydia: 	As if they'd KO'd Warlord AND Agi, yeah, I'd be getting the hell out of there
	ThatDM: 	Stop making your characters so spineless then
	Lydia: 	not running them over
	Lydia: 	No
	ThatDM: 	You knew what you were getting into (D)
	Lydia: 	just realistically not retarded
	Lydia: 	You want a real PC character I can give you that (D)
	Lydia: 	Well not until this game is over
	Lydia: 	as I do not want to play another character
	ThatDM: 	You better not
	ThatDM: 	I swear to god
	Lydia: 	but a real PC character, IE, Julian or Karsai
	ThatDM: 	you better fucking not
	ThatDM: 	or god so help me
	Lydia: 	would have rushed the Megaggron.
	Lydia: 	First session.
	ThatDM: 	But yes
	ThatDM: 	at least it's over with at last
	Lydia: 	I do not forget (D)
	ThatDM: 	I was expecting the worst to happen, and tada, it happened.
	ThatDM: 	But I no longer have to deal with it
	ThatDM: 	It's gonna be smooth sailing from here
	Lydia: 	It is not
	Lydia: 	if that first tourney battle was anything to go by
	Lydia: 	Shit just go back to contests already (CRS)
	Lydia: 	Those were an enjoyable gimmick.
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	Lydia: 	Exploding grape juice-blooded Magnewomen who kill all the redshirts and whiteshirts
	Lydia: 	are not enjoyable gimmicks
	Lydia: 	But ye,s tirk
	Lydia: 	If you're so set on running 80 games in a row
	Lydia: 	you need some variation
	ThatDM: 	But I am using variation
	Lydia: 	IN THEME
	Lydia: 	NOT JUST HOW YOU USE THE THEME
	ThatDM: 	It's just to you, the moment a flower dies, it's automatically Kilad City
	Lydia: 	Man
	Lydia: 	I am not being unreasonable here
	Lydia: 	Hell
	Lydia: 	We've already been in two towns
	Lydia: 	that are basically Kilad City
	Lydia: 	And one
	Lydia: 	THAT WAS LITERALLY THE MACH TRIBE BASE
	ThatDM: 	It only used the same map
	ThatDM: 	Jesus christ
	Lydia: 	And had the same random redshirts being killed (SMIRK)
	ThatDM: 	Are you just that averse to any city areas.
	Lydia: 	Not all cities are slums, man
	Lydia: 	Like, shit
	Lydia: 	just...I unno man, visit even Memphis or something
	ThatDM: 	How
	ThatDM: 	Nobody died in any of the cities
	ThatDM: 	People only died the moment you left them
	Lydia: 	WE ALMOST DID.
	ThatDM: 	You would have been knocked out
	Lydia: 	Sides, they're still slums
	Lydia: 	doesn't really matter much if people die in em
	Lydia: 	That's...not variety
	Lydia: 	that's like'
	Lydia: 	the opposite of such
	Lydia: 	uniety
	Lydia: 	iety?
	Lydia: 	somethin lik that
	Lydia: 	e
	ThatDM: 	So let's see here
	ThatDM: 	It's automatically Kilad city if...
	Lydia: 	No.
	ThatDM: 	It's a city and you fight people in it
	Lydia: 	Stop taking my words out of context.
	ThatDM: 	Noted
	Lydia: 	I'm saying all the cities we've been in have been slums
	Lydia: 	That doesn't mean that anyone fights anyone, ever
	Lydia: 	It means the people are generally scumbags, the city's not at all nice to look at, and it's all run by some sleazy corporation.
	Lydia: 	All three of the cities we've been in fit that description, only one that might not have been...was the one where the random woman got squeezed to death by magnemites
	Lydia: 	but everyone there was hypnotized
	ThatDM: 	Well let's see here
MeisterWarlock: 	To summarize for PC
	Lydia: 	If you blame this on us
	ThatDM: 	None of the 3 cities you've been to were corperation run
	Lydia: 	I'm just outta here
MeisterWarlock: 	It is pogeyman land
	Lydia: 	...what?
MeisterWarlock: 	make it happy go lucky big boobed lawful good ladies.
	Lydia: 	Fine, CENTERED AROUND
	ThatDM: 	okay.jpg
	Lydia: 	I'm counting that...tournament or whatever
	Lydia: 	As the corporation for Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am city
	Lydia: 	Counting the mayor who was IN LEAGUES WITH TEAM COSMOS for this one
	Lydia: 	and obv MD and/or Yuri counts for the other one
	Lydia: 	Even if the mayor doesn't count
	Lydia: 	The dude who randomly drank and knew the taste of his girlfriend/mother figure's blood?
	Lydia: 	yeah he counts as sleazy
	ThatDM: 	Well what am I supposed to say here.
	ThatDM: 	You're clearly too volatile at this point.
	Lydia: 	I'm being pretty clear
MeisterWarlock whispers: this is the main reason I quit
	Lydia: 	It just comes off as such because text medium
MeisterWarlock whispers: this man
You whisper to MeisterWarlock: yes, I understand perfectly
You whisper to MeisterWarlock: I have always understood
	ThatDM: 	It's because I am scared of doing anything around you.
	ThatDM: 	You demand this and that and that and this. Even when I try and shake things up, it's still not that and this enough.
	Lydia: 	I have told you time and time again to not be scared of me
	Lydia: 	....
	Lydia: 	What in god's name did ya shake up
	Lydia: 	You did the contests, sure
	Lydia: 	Our opponent was still a bitch, but that's fine
	Lydia: 	I liked that.
	Lydia: 	But also, I told you not to blame us
	Lydia: 	I am part of us
	ThatDM: 	I have always blamed myself for everything, even when it means blaming myself for not forseeing the sheer outrageousness of my players.
	ThatDM: 	In fact, you demanded me to stop blaming myself for everything.
	Lydia: 	Well yeah
	Lydia: 	Don't blame anyone
	Lydia: 	It doesn't get anyone anywhere
	Lydia: 	Like, hell, that's something they teach you in pre-K
	ThatDM: 	Then why can't I just do what I want then
	Lydia: 	Oh, you can
	ThatDM: 	That's what I ran this game to do
	Lydia: 	We'll just get bored of it
	Lydia: 	Or I will, seems nobody else has a problem
	Lydia: 	Guess I'm in the wrong, but oh well
	Lydia: 	I can admit it when I'm wrong (D)
	Lydia: 	I don't have a problem with taht
	Lydia: 	No, I do have a problem with tat.
	Lydia: 	It's shit.
	ThatDM: 	I'm wondering if you're really serious about ragequitting all the time.
	ThatDM: 	You always talk about it, but you never really like doing it.
	Lydia: 	Well of course I don't like doing it
	Lydia: 	Well
	Lydia: 	not that I'd know
	Lydia: 	I've never done it before
	ThatDM: 	exactly
	ThatDM: 	unless you're DMing
	Lydia: 	maybe it's a real grand experience
	Lydia: 	and I'm just missing out
	ThatDM: 	I indeed need to wonder if my DMing is just poor or if PC is just being PC.
	ThatDM: 	As the latter seems to always be the case.
	ThatDM: 	but you talk the loudest.
MeisterWarlock: 	I do not feel like yelling at you
MeisterWarlock: 	and think PC is doing too much yelling
MeisterWarlock: 	but sessions 6 and 7 are pretty damn hippo
	ThatDM: 	Session 6 went well
	ThatDM: 	7 only fucked up because Maptool
	Lydia: 	Was this 7?
	ThatDM: 	Man, I ain't gonna let you ruin this day for me
	ThatDM: 	I finished all my work, and I finally have time to actually put any concentration on my GMing.
	Lydia: 	I'm not TRYING to
	Lydia: 	I'm trying to make it better form e
	ThatDM: 	I am as happy as a clam and fit as a fiddle
	Lydia: 	Shit, is that so bad
	Lydia: 	that I want to enjoy tabletops again
	ThatDM: 	This session was a nessecary evil.
	Lydia: 	It was not (D)
	Lydia: 	And it's necessary
	ThatDM: 	Say what you will about last session
MeisterWarlock: 	the worst part of it
	ThatDM: 	I had fun with it.
MeisterWarlock: 	I would excuse this session if you took our stuff
MeisterWarlock: 	but you didn't
MeisterWarlock: 	so you will have to do this again
	Lydia: 	I would excuse the session if you hadn't repeated my mistake in an even slower fashion (D)
	Lydia: 	Though it's still more of the same slums
	Elisabet: 	Hey, don't be insulting my dumpster home (CRS)
	Lydia: 	I WILL INSULT YOUR DUMPSTER HOME ALL THE MORE NOW.
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	Elisabet: 	WELL THEN.
	Elisabet: 	YOU'RE. . .YOU'RE A JERK!
	Lydia: 	A GREASY JERK NOW
	Tuco: 	why are you complaining about your dumpster home
	Tuco: 	you hate money
	Tuco: 	snuggle up in those rags
	Elisabet: 	I ain't complainin.
	Elisabet: 	BETTER THAN BEING AT HOME YO.
	Elisabet: 	But YOU LOT wouldn't know anything about that since you never bothered to ask (D)
	Elisabet: 	And agi had to go and die
	ThatDM: 	poor guy
	ThatDM: 	Not as poor as me though
	Lydia: 	Oh
	Lydia: 	I didn't realize Warlrod left skype
	Lydia: 	hippo
	Lydia: 	Tirk too
	ThatDM: 	I remember back when I was the hotness and totally way past cool.
	Lydia: 	Man
	Lydia: 	whip so great
	Tuco: 	For some reason I counted sessions again
	Tuco: 	session 1: Aggrons on a plane 2: Garen Soap Opera 3: Biker/Bitch 4: WHYCAN'TISEE 5: MONEEEEYYYYYY 6: Magnemite Horror Show 7: Rape Garchomp
	ThatDM: 	Suitable titles.
	ThatDM: 	BUT ALAS, NONE OF IT MATTERS
	ThatDM: 	FOR I AM A FAD PAST IT'S EXPIRATION DATE, AND OLD MAN TOO DEAD SET IN HIS WAYS, WITH NO WAY TO KEEP UP WITH THE ACCELERATING ECONOMY.
	ThatDM: 	Guess I'll go watch some movies then
	Lydia: 	No, you just need to....
	Lydia: 	Stop running the same game every time (D)
	Lydia: 	No more cities from now on, ever (D)
	Lydia: 	Only wilderness (D)
	Tuco: 	tirk
	Tuco: 	I have an idea
	Tuco: 	it is a daring concept
	ThatDM: 	but wilderness is BORING (FEDUP)
	Tuco: 	disconnect the server
	ThatDM: 	....and?
	Tuco: 	leaving xat may help
	Tuco: 	in tandem
	Tuco: 	going invis on skype is useful too