GalaticDragonfly - Tails and Cream: Failed Movies Nights!

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Ugh, could this Movie fail any harder?

Part 1: Introduction.

A orange fox and a cream colored rabbit walked to the theater to see a old movie that was replaying.

"Two tickets please for Avatar!" Tails said, stretching out his tails.

"Here you go sir!" The bear said in the booth as he handed them two pieces of paper. The fox smiled at the rabbit as they walked to the doorway for their movie. "Oh wait Tails, I forgot the popcorn!" Cream said, the fox nodded. "K, go get some I'll hold your seat!" Tails said as he handed the tall nerdy looking koala the tickets.

"Just in time sir, take your seats, thata girl with yah too?" The boy asked.

"Yes…CREAM, is with me." Tails said, a bit peeved that he refereed to his new pretend to be girlfriend as a 'thata girl'. The boy opened the door for the fox as he walked inside, the rabbit ran right behind him. She pounced right into him, the fox almost lost his balance but got right back on his feet.

"Cream, you o.k.?" Tails said.

"Am I o.k., im not the one that a-TAILS THE MOVIE IS STARTING!" Cream said, as the room got dark and the kids found their seat.

Authors note:Let me introduce you to the status screen. It a moment where I type the chances of things happening at the end of each film. The higher the status, the more chances of it getting more romantic and possibly sexual. This is why the movie matters.

Tails and Cream review: ?

Tails getting close to pulling the first moves: 0% of of 100

Cream getting close to pulling the first moves: 0% out of 100

Love scale: Old friends (level 1) Goal: 10

Sex scale: Cant happen…yet. (Level 2) Goal: 10

Were back: The movie started as Tails grabbed the popcorn bucket and chewed down. He eat the nice buttery food until Cream stopped him with a hand. "Tails, you might choke. I didn't have enough money for a drink." Cream said, hoping he might understand. "Don't worry babe, I got big load for you right here!" Tails sad as he pulled out a bag filled with nice smelling cheeseburgers

"Thanks…babe." Cream said, blushing madly. The fox smiled but then froze. "Oh…..i called a babe huh?" Tails said while trying to distract himself from the girl. "Its ok I don't mind, but try not to say it all the time, I don't want people thinking I'm a baby!" Cream warned, Tails made a weird expression before shaking it off and chowing down on some more popcorn.

As the title screen came up Cream was drawn in while Tails was a bit resistant. 'Flashy lights….eh I guess everything is these days.' Tails said as he watched the spaceship fly by through space. Tails somehow got a sense the special effects weren't going to be as good as people raved while Cream thought they were amazing.

"Tails pass the popcorn please." Cream said. The fox who wasn't paying attention recklessly passing the popcorn spilled a tad bit on her dress. "Tails, try not to spill!" Cream said, they were sitting with a couple of empty seats next to them so they didn't exactly have to whisper. But there was still a lot of people in the house.

"Oh sorry let me get that." Tails said as he reached down and grabbed the popcorn on her dress, although he grabbed it right where her crotch is.

"Um Tails…." Cream said.

"Wha?" he said as he looked at the placement of his hand. "Woah!" Tails said as he withdrew his hand away from that area. "Its o.k., its just that mommy always told me to keep other peoples hands away from there….dont know why though." Cream said, as she chewed some popcorn. Tails, knowing a bit more about that area blushed and nodded.

"Well m-mommy is always right….right? Tails said, Cream looked at him weird for a second before ignoring that question and turning her head back to the screen.

" *sigh* Right…." Tails said under his breath as he sat back and looked at the screen.

-45 minutes later-

***The helicopter was flying around the floating landscapes, with a bunch of mist everywhere. Jake was looking in excitement. **

"…..Wait a minute." Cream said, trying to get Tail's attention.

"Yes Creamy." Tails said in a sweet calm dreamy tone.

"Tails?" The rabbit repeated, finding his response a tad bit awkward.

"Oh sorry what?" Tails said as he snapped out.

"Look at this scene!" Cream said,the fox watched the helicopter fly around while Jake hanging out of it like a dog. "Whats the big deal?" Tails said, already bored with the mood as he wanted to go back to dreaming about Cream without the real bunny's interruptions.

"How is there water coming out of islands if they are floating?" Cream said, baffled by this scene.

"I dunno Creameee- ….Cream, maybe some jerks are repeatedly spitting on the island?" Tails said. Cream made a chuckle as she leaned back onto the chair and sipped her soda a bit. Honestly the film was boring her, she couldn't figure out what the plot was so she was just looking at the flashing lights.

'Maybe Blaze was right…maybe this film is too popular for no reason….whats the word…over-rared or something.' Cream thought. Her eye started to tire, they began to close without will but suddenly a loud gun shot woke her up. Cream was greeted by a large animal attacking Jake as a Navi, she was watching this with major confusion as she had been busy nearly falling asleep.

"Why am I so tired?" Cream said in a cute whisper to herself.

"You are tired Cream, me too, it's a nice warm day though so I have an idea." Tails said. The rabbit looked over at the knocked out fox. 'His dreaming….about me?' Cream said, she busted with excitement as she scooted closer to the blush fox.

"Just lay down, sit on my lap." Tails said, he was drooling a bit.

"Oh Tails let me wipe tha…uh." Cream said, about to wipe the drool from her mouth she noticed his hands were rubbing his thigh. A bulge was inbetween her legs, the rabbit started to sweat and started to blush.

"Its his….penis?" Cream said, trying to not even think of the words. The rabbit wanted so see it completely, she hadn't before and at school the subject of a boys wang was often the topic during class or after school. (They play around at lunch sooo….). The rabbit then shook her head. 'What would mommy say if she found out I touched his thingy, she could be watching me right now!' Cream said, she hesitated to even look around. She took her gloved hand and wiped the drool from his mouth. Tails immediately flinched as Cream reacted and shook back, causing her to fall back In her chair clumsily.

"Mhh…*yaaaaaaawn* *licks lips*." The fox then looked over at Cream in her very awkward position, her legs were spread as Tails could see where her underwear would be, but the dark room made it hard to see.

"Cream…Cream, you o.k?" Tails said in a moody tone.

"Y-Yeah, of course….you ok?" Cream asked, in a desperate attempt to cover up her previous actions. "K-Kinda, although I feel very weird about you." Tails said, not really thinking.

"Yeah…what?" Cream asked. Tails was about to answer but he caught himself at the right time.

"Uhhhh nothing." Tails looked at his watch and noticed it said 12:01am. "Happy New Years Cream!" Tails said as he hugged the girl. (BTW like literally its NEWYEARS AS IM WRITING THIS, MAJOR PARTY GOING ON FOR MY FELLOW STUDENTS SO ITS KINDA HARD TO TYPE!)

"Its time already?" Cream said as she looked around the boring theater.

"I know, they're crazy, lets go home and watch a REAL movie!" Tails said, the rabbit lit up. "YEAH!" Cream cheered, the rabbit noticed some other teens were shouting in the theater. "Lets hit it!" Tails said, neither of them had no idea what that meant but the fox still dragged the rabbit out of the room.

"Adios Avatar!" Cream said cutely.

"Yeah have fun with your boring plots!" Tails shouted as he grabbed the little girl and ran out.

The fox ran through the parading street, seeing thousands shouting out. "Two thousand - eleven!" Cream was scared and excited at the same time, she wanted to scream and keep quite. "Come on Cream, scream!" Tails shouted loudly, although it was muffled out by others screaming and fire crackers. Cream felt a rush of excitement as she screamed like a goof.

"YAHOO!" Cream shouted, the fox laughed.

"Yeah you are kinda getting it, but lets get home, its getting a bit much for you I can tell!" Tails said.

-Vanilla's house-

"K there is a large box of movies in the front room, im going to bed alright?" Vanilla said, Tails and Cream nodded. "Thanks mommy." Cream said. "You're welcome honey, bye bye now." Vanilla said a she turned and walked away. Cream this time dragged Tails to the living room, the house was dark but the candles and the blue light coming from the screen filled the room.

"Lets watch a bad movie!" Cream said.

"Why?" Tails asked.

"You like to make fun of bad movies right, so lets watch some, it will be your treat!" Cream suggested, Tails smiled and had to tell himself that he really wanted to cuddle with Cream while pointing out flaws.

"K, you win, which movie?" Tails said as he watched Cream look through the box."How about Iron Man 2?" Cream suggested, Tails thought for a second before saying. "Sure but that movie is a bit….new…why not get something a tad bit older." Tails said as he helped her look through the box.

"Superman Returns…..sure…later….The Room….maybe…Star Wars Episode: One?" Tails said, Cream didn't know the first one, never heard of the second one, kinda wanted to watch the third one.

"I dunno, but one thing is for sure!" Cream said.

"Whats that?" Tails asked.

"We have the entire night to decide!" Cream said as she hugged the fox.

"Heck yes!" Tails said.

Status Screen:

Tails and Cream review: (you decided reviewers)

Tails getting close to pulling the first moves: 1-10 Hes at a 4

Cream getting close to pulling the first moves: 1-10 She's at a 2

Love scale: Sleepover Fun (level 2) Goal: 10

Sex scale: Cant happen…yet. (Level 2) Goal: 10

Conclusion: Tails is curious, he has his wants. Cream is curious about what he wants as she wants to know more. Tails is trying to appear cool without being obvious. Cream is sitting along for the ride.

YOU DECIDE

Give me a bad movie that you want them to see. If its really violent…that may lead to cuddling, if its really sexual, it may lead to awkward moments a dramatic fantasies, if its horror this may lead to even more cuddling. If its action, this made lead to friendship, adventure, even more friendship. Romance, more weird wants and curiosity may come about. Remember the higher the status, the more sex and romance possibilities you get, so choose wisely!

This is just the intro: I NEED THE MOVIES!