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  1. /u/YourBiggestFanKraken - From your biggest fan
  2.  
  3. Dear Forsen, I DM'd you, but you still ain't callin'
  4. I left my Discord, my Twitch page and my Grindr contacts at the bottom
  5. I sent two $1000 donations back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
  6. There probably was a problem at the streamlabs or somethin'
  7. Sometimes I scribble the donos too sloppy when I jot 'em
  8. But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your dog too?
  9. My girlfriend's pregnant, I'm 'bout to be a father
  10. If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
  11. I'ma name her Nani.
  12. I read about your Uncle Reynad too, I'm sorry
  13. I had a friend kill himself over some card who didn't want him
  14. I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
  15. I even got the Overwatch shit that you did in vain.
  16. I got a room full of your emotes and your pictures, man
  17. I like the shit you did with Reckful too, that shit was phat
  18. Anyways, I hope you get this, man, DM me back
  19. Just to chat, truly yours,
  20. your biggest sub, this is Krakenbul.
  21.  
  22. Dear Forsen, you still ain't DM'd or wrote, I hope you have a chance
  23. I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
  24. If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your stream
  25. You didn't have to, but you coulda reviewed my chatlogs too
  26. That's a little shitty, man, I've been a sub for 6 years too
  27. Donated thousands of dollars just for you
  28. For a vanity mod status and you just said, "No"
  29. That's pretty shitty man, you're like my fuckin' idol
  30. I want to be just like you, man, I like you more than Nani does
  31. Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
  32. It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
  33. See, everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
  34. My goat's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
  35. But she don't know you like I know you, Forsen, no one does
  36. She don't know what it was like for rich people like us growin' up
  37. You gotta DM me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
  38. Sincerely yours, Krakenbul
  39. P.S.: We should stream together, too
  40.  
  41. Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To DM Or Write My Fans"
  42. This will be the last dono I ever send your ass
  43. It's been six mins and still no word, I don't deserve it?
  44. I know you got my last two donos
  45. I wrote the URL and names on 'em perfect
  46. So this is my VOD I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
  47. I'm in Nanis chat right now, I'm banning NaMMers leeway
  48. I love you, Forsen, we coulda stream together, think about it
  49. You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you stream about it
  50. And when you stream I hope you ban plebs and you scream about it
  51. I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
  52. See, Forsen
  53. (Shut up plebs! I'm tryin' to talk)
  54. Hey Forsen, that's Nani's plebs screaming for unbans.
  55. But I didn't lock my chat, I just let the chat spam, see I ain't like you
  56. 'Cause if I get banned I'll suffer more, and then I'll die, too
  57. Well, gotta go, staff is already here now
  58. Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
  59.  
  60. Dear Krakenbul, I meant to DM you sooner but I just been busy
  61. You said your goat's pregnant now, how far along is she?
  62. Look, I'm really flattered you would call your herd that
  63. And here's a vanity mod for you.
  64. I added it to my channel.
  65. I'm sorry I didn't see read your donos before, I must have missed you
  66. Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
  67. But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too?
  68. I say that shit just forsenClownin', dawg
  69. Come on, how fucked up is you?
  70. You got some issues, Kraken, I think you need some counseling
  71. To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
  72. And what's this shit about us meant to stream together?
  73. That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other
  74. I really think you and your goat need each other
  75. Or maybe you just need to feed her better
  76. I hope you get to read this DM, I just hope it reaches you in time
  77. Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
  78. If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Krakenbul
  79. Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
  80. I just don't want you to do some crazy shit like banning fans.
  81. I seen this one shit on the Livestreamfails a couple weeks ago that made me sick
  82. Some dude got angry and had his $10000 Twitch account banned
  83. And had all the NaMMERS suspended, and then they found him dead too.
  84. And in the video page they found a clip, but they didn't say who it was to
  85. Come to think about, his name was, it was you
  86. Fitta!
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