session logs for cheese (re: DMT+free kills)

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Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge

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 > moon

March 11, 2016 - Boozember 4

Ronald: waxing gibbous
Grimace: waxing crescent
Mini-moon: front center

Feast of Boris: 3 days
St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 7 days
Yuletide: 8 days
Festival of Jarlsberg: 13 days
Oyster Egg Day: 17 days
Valentine's Day: 24 days
El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 46 days
Generic Summer Holiday: 55 days
Dependence Day: 64 days
Arrrbor Day: 72 days
Labór Day: 82 days
Halloween: 92 days


Mysticism bonus tomorrow (not today).


 > status

Name: yojimbos_law
Class: Sauceror

Lv: 8
HP: 148 / 168
MP: 146 / 575

Mus: 92 (39), tnp = 64
Mys: 227 (66), tnp = 83
Mox: 92 (39), tnp = 30

Advs: 148
Meat: 6,966

Full: 0 / 15
Drunk: 0 / 14
Spleen: 0 / 15


 > equipment

Hat: Hairpiece On Fire
Weapon: Saucepanic
Off-hand: A Light that Never Goes Out
Shirt: (none)
Pants: old sweatpants

Acc. 1: (none)
Acc. 2: (none)
Acc. 3: (none)

Pet: Machine Elf (32 lbs)
Item: astral pet sweater (locked)

 > skills

Uncategorized
 - Abs of Tin
 - Alien Source Code
 - Ancestral Recall
 - Asbestos Heart
 - Awesome Balls of Fire
 - Bear Essence
 - Beardfreeze
 - Belch The Rainbow
 - Bend Hell
 - Bow-Legged Swagger
 - CLEESH
 - Calculate the Universe
 - Carbohydrate Cudgel
 - Chip on your Shoulder
 - Club Earth
 - Conspiratorial Whispers
 - Deep Dark Visions
 - Dinsey Operations Expert
 - Dog Tired
 - Drescher's Annoying Noise
 - Eggsplosion
 - Executive Narcolepsy
 - Fashionably Late
 - Frigidalmatian
 - Frost Bite
 - Garbage Nova
 - Giant Growth
 - Grab a Cold One
 - Grease Up
 - Hypersane
 - Intimidating Mien
 - Lunch Break
 - Marginally Insane
 - Master of the Surprising Fist
 - Mathematical Precision
 - Natural Born Scrabbler
 - Olfactory Burnout
 - Perfect Freeze
 - Pirate Bellow
 - Psychokinetic Hug
 - Pyromania
 - Rainbow Gravitation
 - Raise Backup Dancer
 - Rapid Prototyping
 - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
 - Rotten Memories
 - Ruthless Efficiency
 - Sauceshell
 - Shadow Noodles
 - Shattering Punch
 - Shivering Monkey Technique
 - Shrap
 - Silent Squirt
 - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
 - Slimy Shoulders
 - Slimy Sinews
 - Slimy Synapses
 - Snokebomb
 - Snowclone
 - Song of Bravado
 - Song of Sauce
 - Song of Slowness
 - Song of Starch
 - Song of the North
 - Spaghetti Breakfast
 - Speluck
 - Splashdance
 - Splattersmash
 - Steely-Eyed Squint
 - Summon "Boner Battalion"
 - Summon Annoyance
 - Summon Carrot
 - Summon Holiday Fun!
 - Summon Kokomo Resort Pass
 - Thick-Skinned
 - Thrift and Grift
 - Toynado
 - Transcendent Olfaction
 - Turtleini
 - Unaccompanied Miner
 - Unoffendable
 - Vent Rage Gland
 - Volcanometeor Showeruption
 - Walberg's Dim Bulb

Seal Clubber
 - Batter Up!
 - Blubber Up
 - Buoyancy of the Beluga
 - Cavalcade of Fury
 - Clobber
 - Club Foot
 - Cold Shoulder
 - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
 - Fortitude of the Muskox
 - Furious Wallop
 - Hibernate
 - Hide of the Walrus
 - Holiday Weight Gain
 - Ire of the Orca
 - Iron Palm Technique
 - Lunge Smack
 - Lunging Thrust-Smack
 - Musk of the Moose
 - Northern Explosion
 - Northern Exposure
 - Precision of the Penguin
 - Pride of the Puffin
 - Pulverize
 - Rage of the Reindeer
 - Scowl of the Auk
 - Seal Clubbing Frenzy
 - Seething of the Snow Leopard
 - Snarl of the Timberwolf
 - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
 - Thirst of the Weasel
 - Thrust-Smack
 - Tongue of the Walrus
 - Wrath of the Wolverine

Turtle Tamer
 - Amphibian Sympathy
 - Armorcraftiness
 - Astral Shell
 - Blessing of She-Who-Was
 - Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
 - Blessing of the War Snapper
 - Butts of Steel
 - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
 - Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin
 - Empathy of the Newt
 - Ghostly Shell
 - Hero of the Half-Shell
 - Jingle Bells
 - Kneebutt
 - Patience of the Tortoise
 - Patient Smile
 - Pizza Lover
 - Reptilian Fortitude
 - Shell Up
 - Shieldbutt
 - Skin of the Leatherback
 - Spiky Shell
 - Tao of the Terrapin
 - Tenacity of the Snapper
 - Testudinal Teachings
 - The Long View
 - Toss
 - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises

Pastamancer
 - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
 - Bind Angel Hair Wisp
 - Bind Lasagmbie
 - Bind Penne Dreadful
 - Bind Spaghetti Elemental
 - Bind Spice Ghost
 - Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
 - Bind Vampieroghi
 - Bind Vermincelli
 - Bringing Up the Rear
 - Candyblast
 - Cannelloni Cannon
 - Cannelloni Cocoon
 - Entangling Noodles
 - Flavour of Magic
 - Lasagna Bandages
 - Leash of Linguini
 - Manicotti Meditation
 - Pastamastery
 - Ravioli Shurikens
 - Shield of the Pastalord
 - Spaghetti Spear
 - Spirit of Ravioli
 - Spirit of Rigatoni
 - Springy Fusilli
 - Stringozzi Serpent
 - Stuffed Mortar Shell
 - Subtle and Quick to Anger
 - Tempuramancy
 - Thrall Unit Tactics
 - Tolerance of the Kitchen
 - Transcendent Al Dente
 - Transcendental Noodlecraft
 - Utensil Twist
 - Weapon of the Pastalord
 - Wizard Squint

Sauceror
 - Advanced Saucecrafting
 - Antibiotic Saucesphere
 - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
 - Curse of Marinara
 - Curse of Vichyssoise
 - Curse of Weaksauce
 - Curse of the Thousand Islands
 - Deep Saucery
 - Diminished Gag Reflex
 - Elemental Saucesphere
 - Expert Panhandling
 - Icy Glare
 - Impetuous Sauciness
 - Inner Sauce
 - Intrinsic Spiciness
 - Irrepressible Spunk
 - Itchy Curse Finger
 - Jalapeño Saucesphere
 - Käsesoßesturm
 - Master Saucier
 - Salsaball
 - Sauce Contemplation
 - Sauce Monocle
 - Saucecicle
 - Saucegeyser
 - Saucemaven
 - Saucestorm
 - Saucy Salve
 - Scarysauce
 - Simmer
 - Soul Saucery
 - Stream of Sauce
 - The Way of Sauce
 - Wave of Sauce
 - Wry Smile

Disco Bandit
 - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
 - Adventurer of Leisure
 - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
 - Disco Aerobics
 - Disco Bravado
 - Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit
 - Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
 - Disco Fever
 - Disco Greed
 - Disco Leer
 - Disco Nap
 - Disco Smirk
 - Flashy Dancer
 - Frantic Gyrations
 - Heart of Polyester
 - Kung Fu Hustler
 - Mad Looting Skillz
 - Nimble Fingers
 - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
 - Sensitive Fingers
 - Smooth Movement
 - Stealth Mistletoe
 - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
 - Tricky Knifework

Accordion Thief
 - Accordion Appreciation
 - Accordion Bash
 - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
 - Benetton's Medley of Diversity
 - Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
 - Cadenza
 - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
 - Chorale of Companionship
 - Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
 - Concerto de los Muertos
 - Crab Claw Technique
 - Dirge of Dreadfulness
 - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
 - Five Finger Discount
 - Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
 - Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
 - Knowing Smile
 - Mariachi Memory
 - Master Accordion Master Thief
 - Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
 - Sticky Fingers
 - Suspicious Gaze
 - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
 - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
 - The Moxious Madrigal
 - The Ode to Booze
 - The Polka of Plenty
 - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
 - The Psalm of Pointiness
 - The Sonata of Sneakiness
 - Thief Among the Honorable
 - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance

Conditional
 - Soul Blaze
 - Soul Bubble
 - Soul Finger
 - Soul Food
 - Soul Funk
 - Soul Rotation
 - Spirit of Bacon Grease
 - Spirit of Cayenne
 - Spirit of Garlic
 - Spirit of Nothing
 - Spirit of Peppermint
 - Spirit of Wormwood
 - Toggle Optimality

Mr. Skills
 - Summon Alice's Army Cards
 - Summon BRICKOs
 - Summon Candy Heart
 - Summon Clip Art
 - Summon Confiscated Things
 - Summon Dice
 - Summon Geeky Gifts
 - Summon Love Song
 - Summon Party Favor
 - Summon Rad Libs
 - Summon Resolutions
 - Summon Smithsness
 - Summon Stickers
 - Summon Sugar Sheets
 - Summon Taffy
 - Summon Tasteful Items

Gnome Trainer
 - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
 - Gnefarious Pickpocketing
 - Gnomish Hardigness
 - Powers of Observatiogn
 - Torso Awaregness


 > effects

0 of 4 AT buffs active.
Margamergency
Billiards Belligerence (10)
Simmering (10)
Starry-Eyed (10)
Adventurer's Best Friendship (20)
Silent Running (50)
Thaumodynamic (50)
Smithsness Presence (100)
Merry Smithsness (128)
Human-Fish Hybrid (∞)
Spirit of Peppermint (∞)


 > modifiers

ML: +40
Enc: -5.00%
Init: +55.00%

Exp: +11.41
Meat: +75.00%
Item: +95.00%


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raffle 69 storage
You acquire raffle ticket (69)

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cast 1 Summon Annoyance
You acquire an item: brick
You acquire an item: Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
You acquire an item: brick
You acquire an item: glass of warm water

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Encounter: Witchess Set
Took choice 1181/3: Flip through the book of puzzles
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Encounter: Witchess Puzzles
Took choice 1183/2: Daily Challenge
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You acquire an effect: Puzzle Champ (0)
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Encounter: Witchess Set
Took choice 1181/4: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1181&option=4

cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: coconut shell
You acquire an item: coconut shell
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella

cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)

cast 1 Grab a Cold One
You acquire an item: Cold One

cast 1 Lunch Break
You acquire an item: sack lunch

cast 1 Pastamastery
You acquire dry noodles (5)

cast 1 Perfect Freeze
You acquire an item: perfect ice cube

cast 1 Spaghetti Breakfast
You acquire an item: spaghetti breakfast

cast 1 Summon Alice's Army Cards
You acquire an item: Pack of Alice's Army Cards
You acquire an item: Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher

cast 1 Summon Carrot
You acquire an item: Aggressive Carrot

cast 1 Summon Confiscated Things
You acquire an item: plastic nunchaku
You acquire an item: confiscated love note
You acquire an item: "KICK ME" sign

cast 1 Summon Geeky Gifts
You acquire an item: confusing LED clock
You acquire an item: magicberry tablets
You acquire an item: airblaster gun
You acquire an item: Microplushie: Hippylase

cast 1 Summon Holiday Fun!
You acquire Holiday Fun! (2)

cast 1 Summon Kokomo Resort Pass
You acquire an item: Kokomo Resort Pass
teatree cuppa Royal tea
You acquire an item: cuppa Royal tea
> Hello yojimbos_law, time to explode!
> This is version: 0
> This is day 2.
> Turns played: 193 current adventures: 148
> Current Ascension: Community Service

Collecting potions from continental juice bar
You acquire an item: jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
You acquire an item: lotion of spookiness
You acquire an item: pressurized potion of pulchritude

equip acc2 your cowboy boots

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[194] Deck of Every Card
play Giant Growth (39)
Encounter: Giant Growth
You acquire an item: green mana

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[194] Deck of Every Card
play Forest (34)
Encounter: Forest
You acquire an item: green mana

cast 1 Summon Smithsness
You acquire an item: Flaskfull of Hollow
You acquire an item: lump of Brituminous coal
You acquire an item: handful of Smithereens

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: saucepan

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: disco ball

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack

trading 1 worthless item for 1 seal tooth
You acquire an item: seal tooth

Harvesting your garden
You acquire snow berries (3)
You acquire ice harvest (3)

[194] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 45 hit points
You gain 102 Mana Points
You gain 115 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
> Oven found! We can cook!
> Switching off CHiT Xiblaxian Counter, will resume during bedtime
> Previous value of chit.helpers.xiblaxian: true
> Changed to false.
> Turn(193): Starting with 148 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 8
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.8041666666666663
> Meat: 75.0   Item: 115.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 27
> HP: 193/193	MP: 103/607
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

[194] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 saucepan
You acquire an item: Saucepanic
Crafting used 1 each of saucepan and lump of Brituminous coal

[194] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 squashed frog
You acquire Frogade (3)
Crafting used 1 each of scrumptious reagent and squashed frog

[194] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 eye of newt
You acquire eyedrops of newt (3)
Crafting used 1 each of scrumptious reagent and eye of newt

Trade 15 yellow pixel, 2 black pixel
You acquire an item: pixel star

Trade 15 yellow pixel
You acquire an item: miniature power pill
> Community Service Quest: Spell Damage
> Community Service Quest  7: Spell Damage

familiar Puck Man (31 lbs)
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[194] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law uses the DNA extraction syringe!
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 1 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 1 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 1 defense.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 7: "Wakka wakka wakka wakka," Optimal Ascension Familiar says to your opponent, who doesn't seem to know what to make of this.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SALSABALL!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 68 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 8: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
You acquire an item: training helmet
After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar rubs against your leg, shedding a stray pixel.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 2 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 1 Cheek
You gain 2 Soulsauce

cast 1 Summon Tasteful Items
You acquire an item: stick-on eyebrow piercing
You acquire an item: flavored foot massage oil
You acquire an item: cheap studded belt
You acquire an item: foam dart
You acquire an item: black-and-blue light

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy
> Turn(193): Starting with 148 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 8
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 29
> HP: 193/193	MP: 102/607
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

Planting a Canned Spinach

Planting a Red Fern

Planting a Spider Plant

smash little firkin
You acquire an item: vodka martini

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Construct
> Community Service Quest: Spell Damage
> Community Service Quest  7: Spell Damage
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[194] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Bad Haircut (1)
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 14 damage.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 7 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 3 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
Round 4: You gain 10 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 1 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 5: Optimal Ascension Familiar darts back and forth past your foe making weird blooping noises, confusing it.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 68 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 7: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar barfs some chewed-up dots into your mouth, like a mother bird feeding her young.
After Battle: You gain 49 hit points
After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar coughs up a pixel.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 2 Chutzpah
You gain 4 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled yellow taffy
> Turn(193): Starting with 148 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 8
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 28
> HP: 193/193	MP: 159/607
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

smash little firkin
You acquire an item: screwdriver
> Community Service Quest: Spell Damage
> Community Service Quest  7: Spell Damage
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[194] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Bad Haircut (1)
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 12 damage.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 6 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 3 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 4: You gain 9 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 5: Optimal Ascension Familiar grabs your opponent's pant legs, preventing it from attacking you.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 68 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 7: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 20 Mana Points
You acquire an item: bag of GORP
Your familiar gains a pound: Optimal Ascension Familiar, the 13 lb. Puck Man
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar eats your opponent, but saves you the eyes. The eyes are the best part.
After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Mana Points
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar coughs up a pixel.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
You gain 2 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy
> Turn(193): Starting with 148 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 8
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 25
> HP: 193/193	MP: 201/607
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

smash little firkin
You acquire an item: barrel-aged martini
> Community Service Quest: Spell Damage
> Community Service Quest  7: Spell Damage
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[194] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Bad Haircut (1)
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 13 damage.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 6 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 3 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 8 damage.
Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 5: Optimal Ascension Familiar darts back and forth past your foe making weird blooping noises, confusing it.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 68 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 2804 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 8: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
You acquire an item: iced plum wine
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
You gain 4 Soulsauce

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled red taffy

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled indigo taffy
> Turn(193): Starting with 148 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 8
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 29
> HP: 193/193	MP: 184/607
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest: Spell Damage
> Community Service Quest  7: Spell Damage

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> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[194] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Hypnotized (1)
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 15 damage.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 7 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 3 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
Round 4: You gain 10 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 5: Your opponent seems puzzled by this weird yellow most-of-a-circle that's running around.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 68 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 7: "Wakka wakka wakka wakka," Optimal Ascension Familiar says to your opponent, who doesn't seem to know what to make of this.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1378 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 8: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
You gain 3 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy
> Turn(193): Starting with 148 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 8
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 27
> HP: 193/193	MP: 187/532
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

Trade 15 yellow pixel
You acquire an item: miniature power pill
> Community Service Quest: Spell Damage
> Community Service Quest  7: Spell Damage
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[194] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Hypnotized (1)
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 12 damage.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 6 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 3 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 13 damage.
Round 4: You gain 13 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 5: Optimal Ascension Familiar grabs your opponent's pant legs, preventing it from attacking you.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 6: Optimal Ascension Familiar clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 68 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 7: Your opponent seems puzzled by this weird yellow most-of-a-circle that's running around.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 2602 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 8: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar stumbles on a pothole, and a pixel goes flying.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
You gain 4 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy
> Turn(193): Starting with 148 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 8
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 26
> HP: 193/193	MP: 183/532
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest: Spell Damage
> Community Service Quest  7: Spell Damage
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[194] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Hypnotized (1)
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 14 damage.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 7 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 3 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 14 damage.
Round 4: You gain 14 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 5: "Wakka wakka wakka wakka," Optimal Ascension Familiar says to your opponent, who doesn't seem to know what to make of this.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 6: Your opponent seems puzzled by this weird yellow most-of-a-circle that's running around.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 68 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 7: Optimal Ascension Familiar clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1352 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 8: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar eats your opponent, but saves you the eyes. The eyes are the best part.
After Battle: You gain 53 hit points
After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
You gain 5 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy
> Turn(193): Starting with 148 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 8
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 26
> HP: 193/193	MP: 209/532
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

smash little firkin
You acquire an item: martini
> Community Service Quest: Spell Damage
> Community Service Quest  7: Spell Damage
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[194] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Hypnotized (1)
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 5 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 2 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 17 damage.
Round 4: You gain 17 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 68 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 7: "Wakka wakka wakka wakka," Optimal Ascension Familiar says to your opponent, who doesn't seem to know what to make of this.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1402 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 8: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
You acquire an item: water purification pills
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar acts out a little scene depicting how he met his girlfriend. It's refreshingly charming.
After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 31 Mana Points
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 5 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy
> Turn(193): Starting with 148 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 8
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 26
> HP: 193/193	MP: 219/532
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest: Spell Damage
> Community Service Quest  7: Spell Damage
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[194] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Hypnotized (1)
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 15 damage.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 7 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 22 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 3 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 21 damage.
Round 4: You gain 21 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 5: Optimal Ascension Familiar clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 6: Your opponent seems startled by the fact that you're accompanied by a creature that is a mouth and nothing else.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 68 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1360 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 8: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar coughs up a pixel.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
You gain 5 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled green taffy
> Turn(193): Starting with 148 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 8
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 26
> HP: 193/196	MP: 188/532
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest: Spell Damage
> Community Service Quest  7: Spell Damage
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[194] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Hypnotized (1)
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 15 damage.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 7 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 24 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 3 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 22 damage.
Round 4: You gain 22 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 68 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 7: Optimal Ascension Familiar grabs your opponent's pant legs, preventing it from attacking you.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1386 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 8: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Optimal Ascension Familiar stumbles on a pothole, and a pixel goes flying.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Level!
After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
You gain 5 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled green taffy
> Turn(193): Starting with 148 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 26
> HP: 196/196	MP: 146/538
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

smash little firkin
You acquire an item: strawberry daiquiri
> Community Service Quest: Spell Damage
> Community Service Quest  7: Spell Damage

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Hypnotized (0)
You lose an effect: Bad Haircut (0)
You gain 1 hit point

[194] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 139 Mana Points
You gain 115 Wizardliness

cast 1 Song of Sauce
You acquire an effect: Song of Sauce (10)

cast 1 Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
You acquire an effect: Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (10)

cast 1 Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
You acquire an effect: Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (10)

pool strategic
You acquire an effect: Mental A-cue-ity (10)

trading 1 Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher for 1 tobiko marble soda
You acquire an item: tobiko marble soda

use 1 tobiko marble soda
You gain 6 Mana Points
You acquire an effect: Pisces in the Skyces (15)
> Added -tie to maximize
> Desired maximize: spell damage, -equip snow suit -tie
> USE: Command(equip hat ¶4719) Item(Hollandaise helmet) Score(1.0)
> Display(equip hat Hollandaise helmet)
> USE: Command(equip weapon ¶635) Item(little paper umbrella) Score(1.0)
> Display(equip weapon little paper umbrella)
> USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶635) Item(little paper umbrella) Score(1.0)
> Display(equip off-hand little paper umbrella)
> REJECT: Item(old sweatpants) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: old sweatpants</font>)
> REJECT: Item(your cowboy boots) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc2: your cowboy boots</font>)
> REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
> REJECT: Command(barrelprayer buff) Effect(Warlock, Warstock, and Warbarrel) Score(150.0)
> Display(barrelprayer buff)
> USE: Command(use 1 pixel star) Item(pixel star) Effect(Nigh-Invincible) Score(100.0)
> Display(use 1 pixel star)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 Sockdollager) Item(Sockdollager) Effect(In a Lather) Score(90.0)
> Display(drink 1 Sockdollager)
> REJECT: Command(grim damage) Effect(Grumpy and Ornery) Score(20.0)
> Display(grim damage)
> REJECT: Command(hatter 15) Effect(Bottle in front of Me) Score(15.0)
> Display(hatter 15)
> USE: Skill(Spirit of Wormwood) Command(cast 1 Spirit of Wormwood) Effect(Spirit of Wormwood) Score(10.0)
> Display(cast 1 Spirit of Wormwood)
> USE: Skill(Spirit of Bacon Grease) Command(cast 1 Spirit of Bacon Grease) Effect(Spirit of Bacon Grease) Score(10.0)
> Display(cast 1 Spirit of Bacon Grease)
> USE: Skill(Spirit of Cayenne) Command(cast 1 Spirit of Cayenne) Effect(Spirit of Cayenne) Score(10.0)
> Display(cast 1 Spirit of Cayenne)
> USE: Skill(Spirit of Garlic) Command(cast 1 Spirit of Garlic) Effect(Spirit of Garlic) Score(10.0)
> Display(cast 1 Spirit of Garlic)
> REJECT: Command(use 1 cordial of concentration) Item(cordial of concentration) Effect(Concentration) Score(10.0)
> Display(make & use 1 cordial of concentration)
> USE: Command(use 1 confiscated cell phone) Item(confiscated cell phone) Effect(OMG WTF) Score(10.0)
> Display(use 1 confiscated cell phone)

equip hat Hollandaise helmet

equip weapon little paper umbrella

equip off-hand little paper umbrella

equip pants stylish swimsuit

equip acc1 stick-on eyebrow piercing

equip acc3 cheap studded belt
Submitting option 7 for choice 1089
Took choice 1089/7: Perform Service (48 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=7&pwd
You lose 48 Adventures
You acquire an item: sausage without a cause
> Quest 7 completed for 48 adventures.
> Turn(241): Starting with 100 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 1.9354166666666666
> Meat: 60.0   Item: 60.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 26
> HP: 140/140	MP: 253/253
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest 10: Hot Protection

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

equip weapon Saucepanic

equip off-hand A Light that Never Goes Out

equip pants old sweatpants
> Community Service Quest: Hot Protection
> Community Service Quest 10: Hot Protection

Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
> If you don't have chat open, this could take well over a minute. Beep boop.
> Hello yojimbos_law, time to explode!
> This is version: 0
> This is day 2.
> Turns played: 241 current adventures: 100
> Current Ascension: Community Service
> Turn(241): Starting with 100 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 26
> HP: 140/148	MP: 253/486
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest: Hot Protection
> Community Service Quest 10: Hot Protection
> If you don't have chat open, this could take well over a minute. Beep boop.

showplayer.php?who=1775888

Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
> Hello yojimbos_law, time to explode!
> This is version: 0
> This is day 2.
> Turns played: 241 current adventures: 100
> Current Ascension: Community Service
> Turn(241): Starting with 100 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 3.935416666666667
> Meat: 65.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 26
> HP: 140/148	MP: 253/486
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest: Hot Protection
> Community Service Quest 10: Hot Protection
> If you don't have chat open, this could take well over a minute. Beep boop.

Visiting Fax Machine in clan VIP lounge

fax receive
You acquire an item: photocopied monster

familiar Crimbo Shrub (16 lbs)
> Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
> About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.

use 1 photocopied monster

[242] photocopied monster
Encounter: sk8 gnome
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!

[242] Noob Cave
Round 2: sk8 gnome takes 36 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law uses the DNA extraction syringe!
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG YELLOW PRESENT!
You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (1)
Round 4: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
Your familiar gains a pound: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface, the 2 lb. Crimbo Shrub
Spade Alert - possible unknown meat bonus: +1 -1 +2 -2 +4 -4 -5 +7 -7 +8 -9 +10 -10 +11
You gain 107 Meat
You acquire an item: eXtreme mittens
You acquire an item: gr8ps
You acquire an item: sk8board
You acquire an item: Mountain Stream soda
You acquire an item: t8r tots
After Battle: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grins wildly at you while explaining the ancient Druidic origins of the Crimbo holiday. (+6 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
You gain 6 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy
> Turn(242): Starting with 99 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 9.466666666666667
> Meat: 75.0   Item: 115.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 27
> Everything Looks Yellow: 149
> HP: 142/148	MP: 192/492
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Humanoid

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Humanoid
> Community Service Quest: Hot Protection
> Community Service Quest 10: Hot Protection

familiar Exotic Parrot (16 lbs)

familiar Machine Elf (17 lbs)
> Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.

[243] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Encounter: Glittering, Flickering Sienna Into Your Mind
Took choice 1119/1: acquire some abstractions
choice.php?whichchoice=1119&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: abstraction: category
You acquire an item: abstraction: motion
You acquire an item: abstraction: action
You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation
You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation
> Turn(243): Starting with 98 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 10.095833333333333
> Meat: 75.0   Item: 115.0
> ML: 40 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 27
> Everything Looks Yellow: 148
> HP: 144/148	MP: 196/492
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest: Hot Protection
> Community Service Quest 10: Hot Protection

familiar Exotic Parrot (16 lbs)

equip pants lava-proof pants

equip off-hand fireproof megaphone

showplayer.php?who=2755550

equip acc1 heat-resistant gloves

buy 1 tenderizing hammer for 950 each from Meatsmith's Shop
You spent 950 Meat
You acquire an item: tenderizing hammer
pulverize 1 asparagus knife
You acquire an item: twinkly powder
pulverize 1 plastic nunchaku
You acquire an item: hot powder
You acquire sleaze powder (2)
You acquire an item: sleaze nuggets

[244] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 sleaze powder
You acquire lotion of sleaziness (3)
Crafting used 1 each of scrumptious reagent and sleaze powder

use 1 scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff
You acquire an effect: Protection from Bad Stuff (20)

use 1 Gene Tonic: Elemental
You acquire an effect: Human-Elemental Hybrid (30)

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (15)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

use 1 lotion of sleaziness
You acquire an effect: Sleazy Hands (20)

use 1 Gene Tonic: Construct
You acquire an effect: Human-Machine Hybrid (30)

use 1 milk of magnesium
You acquire an effect: Got Milk (20)

eat 1 sausage without a cause
You gain 50 Adventures
You acquire an effect: East of Eaten (1)
You gain 10 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-10)

eat 1 ice harvest
You gain 4 Adventures
You gain 3 Fortitude
You gain 3 Magicalness
You gain 5 Sarcasm
You acquire an effect: Icy Demeanor (30)
You gain 1 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-1)

Trade 2 snow berries
You acquire an item: snow crab

eat 1 snow crab
You gain 6 Adventures
You gain 11 Strongness
You gain 17 Mysteriousness
You gain 13 Chutzpah
You gain 1 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-1)

ascensionhistory.php?back=other&who=2755550

Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22stench+wad%22

buy 1 stench wad for 812 each from 2363769 on 20160311
Stored in Hagnk's: stench wad

Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

stock Hot Dog Stand with 25 stench wads

Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

eat 1 junkyard dog
You gain 15 Adventures
You acquire an effect: Dog Breath (30)
You gain 3 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-3)
> Added -tie to maximize
> Desired maximize: hot res, -equip snow suit -tie
> REJECT: Item(Hairpiece On Fire) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: Hairpiece On Fire</font>)
> REJECT: Item(Saucepanic) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Saucepanic</font>)
> REJECT: Item(fireproof megaphone) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: fireproof megaphone</font>)
> REJECT: Item(lava-proof pants) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: lava-proof pants</font>)
> REJECT: Item(heat-resistant gloves) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: heat-resistant gloves</font>)
> REJECT: Item(your cowboy boots) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc2: your cowboy boots</font>)
> REJECT: Item(cheap studded belt) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: cheap studded belt</font>)
> REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 Ish Kabibble) Item(Ish Kabibble) Effect(Feeling No Pain) Score(3.0)
> Display(drink 1 Ish Kabibble)
> USE: Command(use 1 hot powder) Item(hot powder) Effect(Flame-Retardant Trousers) Score(1.0)
> Display(use 1 hot powder)

equip acc3 sk8board
Submitting option 10 for choice 1089
Took choice 1089/10: Perform Service (21 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=10&pwd
You lose 21 Adventures
You acquire an item: vintage smart drink
> Quest 10 completed for 21 adventures.
unequip hat
unequip pants
unequip offhand
unequip acc1
unequip acc3
> Turn(264): Starting with 152 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 10.095833333333333
> Meat: 75.0   Item: 65.0
> ML: 40 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 27
> Everything Looks Yellow: 127
> HP: 132/161	MP: 219/385
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 anticheese
You gain 30 Meat

autosell: 3 blue pixel
You gain 75 Meat

autosell: 4 green pixel
You gain 100 Meat

autosell: 2 Kokomo Resort Pass
You gain 200 Meat

autosell: 1 margarita
You gain 65 Meat

autosell: 2 martini
You gain 130 Meat

autosell: 1 mineapple
You gain 23 Meat

autosell: 1 moxie weed
You gain 100 Meat

autosell: 1 red pixel
You gain 25 Meat

autosell: 1 smelted roe
You gain 45 Meat

autosell: 1 spicy jumping bean burrito
You gain 60 Meat
> Community Service Quest  1: HP

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

equip off-hand A Light that Never Goes Out

equip pants old sweatpants
> Community Service Quest: HP
> Community Service Quest  1: HP

buy 1 delectable catalyst for 950 each from Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery
You spent 950 Meat
You acquire an item: delectable catalyst

Use 1 delectable catalyst + 1 scrumptious reagent
You acquire an item: scrumdiddlyumptious solution

[265] Cook 1 scrumdiddlyumptious solution + 1 gr8ps
You acquire potion of temporary gr8tness (3)
Crafting used 1 each of gr8ps and scrumdiddlyumptious solution

Worshiping at the Shrine to the Barrel God
Took choice 1100/1: Protection
choice.php?whichchoice=1100&option=1
You acquire an item: barrel lid

equip off-hand barrel lid

buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 22 each from The General Store
You spent 22 Meat
You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 146 hit points
You gain 102 Mana Points
You gain 111 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 102 Mana Points
You gain 111 Magicalness

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 116 Mana Points
You gain 111 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 134 Mana Points
You gain 110 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 100 Mana Points
You gain 110 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 140 Mana Points
You gain 111 Magicalness

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 134 Mana Points
You gain 110 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 109 Mana Points
You gain 111 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 148 Mana Points
You gain 110 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 105 Mana Points
You gain 111 Enchantedness

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled red taffy

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 130 Mana Points
You gain 110 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!

cast 1 Song of Starch
You acquire an effect: Song of Starch (10)

cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)

cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (10)

cast 1 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (5)

cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)

cast 1 Disco Aerobics
You acquire an effect: Disco State of Mind (5)

cast 1 Manicotti Meditation
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)

cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)

cast 1 Holiday Weight Gain
You acquire an effect: A Few Extra Pounds (10)

use 1 experimental serum G-9
You acquire an effect: Experimental Effect G-9 (40)

use 1 oil of expertise
You acquire an effect: Expert Oiliness (15)

use 1 tomato juice of powerful power
You acquire an effect: Tomato Power (15)

use 1 scroll of Puddingskin
You gain 20 hit points
You acquire an effect: Puddingskin (80)

use 1 miniature power pill
You acquire an effect: Pill Power (30)

use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)

use 1 pixel star
You acquire an effect: Nigh-Invincible (30)

use 1 Frogade
You acquire an effect: Frog In Your Throat (15)

use 1 potion of temporary gr8tness
You acquire an effect: Gr8tness (15)

familiar.php?action=chatgrim
Took choice 835/2: 30 turns of +20 max HP, +10 max MP
choice.php?whichchoice=835&option=2
You acquire an effect: Angry like the Wolf (30)
Jumping into the Awesome Ball Pit in the clan rumpus room

Visiting Looking Glass in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion

use 1 &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion
You acquire an effect: Down the Rabbit Hole (20)

equip hat coconut shell

Visiting the Mad Tea Party
Encounter: The Mad Tea Party
Took choice 441/1: Try to get a seat
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=441&option=1
You acquire an effect: Thick-Skinned (30)

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

telescope look high
You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[265] Deck of Every Card
play XI - Strength (51)
Encounter: XI - Strength
You acquire an effect: Strongly Motivated (20)

chew 1 abstraction: action
You acquire an effect: Action (50)
> Added -tie to maximize
> Desired maximize: hp, -equip snow suit -tie
> REJECT: Item(Hairpiece On Fire) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: Hairpiece On Fire</font>)
> REJECT: Item(Saucepanic) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Saucepanic</font>)
> REJECT: Item(barrel lid) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: barrel lid</font>)
> REJECT: Item(old sweatpants) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: old sweatpants</font>)
> USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶3282) Item(stick-on eyebrow piercing) Score(3.0)
> Display(equip acc1 stick-on eyebrow piercing)
> REJECT: Item(your cowboy boots) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc2: your cowboy boots</font>)
> REJECT: Command(equip acc3 ¶8473) Item(heat-resistant gloves) Score(0.0)
> Display(equip acc3 heat-resistant gloves)
> REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 Bee's Knees) Item(Bee's Knees) Effect(On the Trolley) Score(227.0)
> Display(drink 1 Bee's Knees)
> REJECT: Command(use 1 cold-filtered water) Item(cold-filtered water) Effect(Purity of Spirit) Score(227.0)
> Display(make & use 1 cold-filtered water)
> REJECT: Command(use 1 philter of phorce) Item(philter of phorce) Effect(Phorcefullness) Score(227.0)
> Display(make & use 1 philter of phorce)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 vintage smart drink) Item(vintage smart drink) Effect(Smart Drunk) Score(120.0)
> Display(drink 1 vintage smart drink)
> USE: Command(use 1 jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade) Item(jar of &quot;Creole Lady&quot; marrrmalade) Effect(Savage Beast Inside) Score(59.0)
> Display(use 1 jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade)
> USE: Skill(Song of Bravado) Command(cast 1 Song of Bravado) Effect(Song of Bravado) Score(36.0)
> Display(cast 1 Song of Bravado)
> REJECT: Skill(Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni) Command(cast 1 Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni) Effect(Macaroni Coating) Score(30.0)
> Display(cast 1 Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade) Item(McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade) Effect(Hagg-ard) Score(30.0)
> Display(drink 1 McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade)
> USE: Skill(Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority) Command(cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority) Effect(Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority) Score(24.0)
> Display(cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority)
> USE: Command(use 1 Gene Tonic: Humanoid) Item(Gene Tonic: Humanoid) Effect(Human-Humanoid Hybrid) Score(24.0)
> Display(use 1 Gene Tonic: Humanoid)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 Irish Coffee, English Heart) Item(Irish Coffee, English Heart) Effect(Smithsness Cheer) Score(24.0)
> Display(make & drink 1 Irish Coffee, English Heart)
> USE: Command(use 1 pulled orange taffy) Item(pulled orange taffy) Effect(Orange Crusher) Score(3.0)
> Display(use 1 pulled orange taffy)

equip pants stylish swimsuit

equip acc1 stick-on eyebrow piercing

equip acc3 sk8board
Submitting option 1 for choice 1089
Took choice 1089/1: Perform Service (1 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=1&pwd
You lose 1 Adventure
You acquire an item: blood-drive sticker
> Quest 1 completed for 1 adventures.
> Turn(265): Starting with 151 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 12.3
> Meat: 75.0   Item: 65.0
> ML: 60 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 27
> Everything Looks Yellow: 126
> HP: 299/2544	MP: 204/1686
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest  2: Muscle

equip off-hand A Light that Never Goes Out

equip pants old sweatpants
> Community Service Quest: Muscle
> Community Service Quest  2: Muscle

equip off-hand barrel lid

buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 22 each from The General Store
You spent 22 Meat
You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm

chew 1 blood-drive sticker
You gain 40 Adventures
You gain 252 Strongness
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 279 Magicalness
You gain some Mysticality points!
You gain 273 Smarm
You gain some Moxie points!

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)

drink 1 Bee's Knees
You gain 10 Adventures
You gain 11 Muscleboundness
You gain 20 Magicalness
You gain 11 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
You acquire an effect: On the Trolley (25)
You gain 2 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
You lose 500 Meat

cast 1 Song of Bravado
You acquire an effect: Song of Bravado (10)
You lose an effect: Song of Starch (0)

cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
You acquire an effect: Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (10)

use 1 pulled orange taffy
You acquire an effect: Orange Crusher (10)

use 1 pulled orange taffy
You acquire an effect: Orange Crusher (10)

use 1 pulled orange taffy
You acquire an effect: Orange Crusher (10)

use 1 pulled orange taffy
You acquire an effect: Orange Crusher (10)

use 1 pulled orange taffy
You acquire an effect: Orange Crusher (10)

use 1 jar of &quot;Creole Lady&quot; marrrmalade
You acquire an effect: Savage Beast Inside (10)

use 1 Gene Tonic: Humanoid
You acquire an effect: Human-Humanoid Hybrid (30)

equip acc1 continuum transfunctioner

familiar Machine Elf (22 lbs)

buy 1 magical mystery juice for 95 each from Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery
You spent 95 Meat
You acquire an item: magical mystery juice

use 1 magical mystery juice
You gain 17 Mana Points
> Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.

[266] 8-Bit Realm
Encounter: Koopa Troopa
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: Trufferson smiles at you. Your life sparkles, charged with harmonious memory.
Round 1: You gain 320 Mana Points
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 2: Koopa Troopa takes 10 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts GIANT GROWTH!
You acquire an effect: Giant Growth (1)
Round 3: Koopa Troopa takes 8 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
Round 10: yojimbos_law casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
Round 11: Koopa Troopa takes 11 damage.
Round 11: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
You acquire an item: green pixel
You acquire an item: white pixel
You acquire an item: black pixel
After Battle: Trufferson produces a snowglobe from... somewhere...
You acquire an item: Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe
After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
You gain 3 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points
> Hello yojimbos_law, time to explode!
> This is version: 0
> This is day 2.
> Turns played: 265 current adventures: 201
> Current Ascension: Community Service

uneffect Ode to Booze

equip off-hand A Light that Never Goes Out
> Turn(265): Starting with 201 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 4.744047619047619
> Meat: 85.0   Item: 110.0
> ML: 10 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 25
> Everything Looks Yellow: 126
> HP: 299/3030	MP: 346/2885
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 green pixel
You gain 25 Meat
> Community Service Quest: Muscle
> Community Service Quest  2: Muscle

equip off-hand barrel lid
> Added -tie to maximize
> Desired maximize: muscle, -equip snow suit -tie
> REJECT: Item(Hairpiece On Fire) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: Hairpiece On Fire</font>)
> REJECT: Item(Saucepanic) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Saucepanic</font>)
> REJECT: Item(barrel lid) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: barrel lid</font>)
> REJECT: Item(old sweatpants) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: old sweatpants</font>)
> REJECT: Item(continuum transfunctioner) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: continuum transfunctioner</font>)
> REJECT: Item(your cowboy boots) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc2: your cowboy boots</font>)
> USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶3282) Item(stick-on eyebrow piercing) Score(1.0)
> Display(equip acc3 stick-on eyebrow piercing)
> REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
> REJECT: Command(use 1 cold-filtered water) Item(cold-filtered water) Effect(Purity of Spirit) Score(79.0)
> Display(make & use 1 cold-filtered water)
> REJECT: Command(use 1 philter of phorce) Item(philter of phorce) Effect(Phorcefullness) Score(79.0)
> Display(make & use 1 philter of phorce)
> REJECT: Skill(Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni) Command(cast 1 Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni) Effect(Macaroni Coating) Score(10.0)
> Display(cast 1 Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade) Item(McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade) Effect(Hagg-ard) Score(10.0)
> Display(drink 1 McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 Irish Coffee, English Heart) Item(Irish Coffee, English Heart) Effect(Smithsness Cheer) Score(8.0)
> Display(make & drink 1 Irish Coffee, English Heart)

equip pants stylish swimsuit

equip acc1 stick-on eyebrow piercing
Submitting option 2 for choice 1089
Took choice 1089/2: Perform Service (24 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=2&pwd
You lose 24 Adventures
You acquire an item: bag of grain
> Quest 2 completed for 24 adventures.
> Turn(289): Starting with 177 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 13.285714285714285
> Meat: 85.0   Item: 60.0
> ML: 60 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 25
> Everything Looks Yellow: 102
> HP: 337/917	MP: 433/1526
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest  3: Mysticality

equip off-hand A Light that Never Goes Out

equip pants old sweatpants
> Community Service Quest: Mysticality
> Community Service Quest  3: Mysticality

buy 1 glittery mascara for 22 each from The General Store
You spent 22 Meat
You acquire an item: glittery mascara

equip off-hand Saucepanic

cast 1 Song of Bravado
You acquire an effect: Song of Bravado (10)

cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
You acquire an effect: Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (10)

cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (10)

cast 1 Blessing of She-Who-Was
You acquire an effect: Disdain of She-Who-Was (10)

use 1 ointment of the occult
You acquire an effect: Mystically Oiled (15)

use 1 tomato juice of powerful power
You acquire an effect: Tomato Power (15)

use 1 glittery mascara
You acquire an effect: Glittering Eyelashes (3)

use 1 potion of temporary gr8tness
You acquire an effect: Gr8tness (15)

use 1 confiscated cell phone
You acquire an effect: OMG WTF (20)

use 1 pulled violet taffy
You acquire an effect: Purple Reign (10)

use 1 pulled violet taffy
You acquire an effect: Purple Reign (10)

use 1 pulled violet taffy
You acquire an effect: Purple Reign (10)

use 1 pulled violet taffy
You acquire an effect: Purple Reign (10)

use 1 pulled violet taffy
You acquire an effect: Purple Reign (10)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)

cast 1 Manicotti Meditation
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)

use 1 bag of grain
You acquire an effect: Nearly All-Natural (1)
> Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.

[290] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Encounter: Advancer of Sounds
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: Performer of Actions drops 11 attack power.
Round 1: Performer of Actions drops 9 defense.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts GIANT GROWTH!
You acquire an effect: Giant Growth (1)
Round 3: yojimbos_law uses the DNA extraction syringe!
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 6: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 8: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
You acquire an item: abstraction: purpose
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain a Mysticality point!

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points
> Added -tie to maximize
> Desired maximize: myst, -equip snow suit -tie
> REJECT: Item(Hairpiece On Fire) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: Hairpiece On Fire</font>)
> REJECT: Item(Saucepanic) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Saucepanic</font>)
> REJECT: Item(Saucepanic) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: Saucepanic</font>)
> REJECT: Item(old sweatpants) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: old sweatpants</font>)
> REJECT: Item(stick-on eyebrow piercing) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: stick-on eyebrow piercing</font>)
> REJECT: Item(your cowboy boots) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc2: your cowboy boots</font>)
> REJECT: Item(sk8board) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: sk8board</font>)
> REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
> REJECT: Effect(Magicianship) Score(160.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>play I - The Magician)
> REJECT: Command(use 1 cold-filtered water) Item(cold-filtered water) Effect(Purity of Spirit) Score(80.0)
> Display(make & use 1 cold-filtered water)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 Irish Coffee, English Heart) Item(Irish Coffee, English Heart) Effect(Smithsness Cheer) Score(40.0)
> Display(make & drink 1 Irish Coffee, English Heart)
> REJECT: Effect(Starry-Eyed) Score(28.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>telescope look high)
> REJECT: Command(use 1 salamander slurry) Item(salamander slurry) Effect(Salamander In Your Stomach) Score(25.0)
> Display(make & use 1 salamander slurry)
> REJECT: Effect(Smoky Third Eye) Score(10.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>hatter 10)

equip pants stylish swimsuit

equip acc1 eXtreme mittens
Submitting option 3 for choice 1089
Took choice 1089/3: Perform Service (22 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=3&pwd
You lose 22 Adventures
You acquire an item: pocket maze
> Quest 3 completed for 22 adventures.
> Turn(311): Starting with 155 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 19.583333333333336
> Meat: 75.0   Item: 65.0
> ML: 40 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 27
> Everything Looks Yellow: 80
> HP: 242/242	MP: 378/747
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest  4: Moxie

equip off-hand A Light that Never Goes Out

equip pants old sweatpants
> Community Service Quest: Moxie
> Community Service Quest  4: Moxie

buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
You spent 22 Meat
You acquire an item: hair spray

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)

drink 1 Bee's Knees
You gain 10 Adventures
You gain 10 Strengthliness
You gain 11 Wizardliness
You gain 11 Sarcasm
You acquire an effect: On the Trolley (25)
You gain 2 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
You lose 500 Meat

cast 1 Song of Bravado
You acquire an effect: Song of Bravado (10)

cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
You acquire an effect: Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (10)

cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal
You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10)

cast 1 Disco Smirk
You acquire an effect: Disco Smirk (10)

cast 1 Disco Fever
You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)

cast 1 Blubber Up
You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)

use 1 oil of expertise
You acquire an effect: Expert Oiliness (15)

use 1 experimental serum G-9
You acquire an effect: Experimental Effect G-9 (40)

use 1 tomato juice of powerful power
You acquire an effect: Tomato Power (15)

use 1 pressurized potion of pulchritude
You acquire an effect: Pulchritudinous Pressure (15)

use 1 confiscated love note
You acquire an effect: Notably Lovely (20)

use 1 miniature power pill
You acquire an effect: Pill Power (30)

use 1 hair spray
You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)

use 1 potion of temporary gr8tness
You acquire an effect: Gr8tness (15)

use 1 pulled red taffy
You acquire an effect: Cinnamon Challenger (10)

use 1 pulled red taffy
You acquire an effect: Cinnamon Challenger (10)

use 1 pulled red taffy
You acquire an effect: Cinnamon Challenger (10)

use 1 pulled red taffy
You acquire an effect: Cinnamon Challenger (10)

use 1 pulled red taffy
You acquire an effect: Cinnamon Challenger (10)

cast 1 Disco Aerobics
You acquire an effect: Disco State of Mind (5)

use 1 Gene Tonic: Humanoid
You acquire an effect: Human-Humanoid Hybrid (30)

use 1 eyedrops of newt
You acquire an effect: Newt Gets In Your Eyes (15)

use 1 pocket maze
You acquire an effect: Amazing (1)
> Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.

[312] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Encounter: Perceiver of Laws
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: Perceiver of Sensations drops 10 attack power.
Round 1: Perceiver of Sensations drops 10 defense.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts GIANT GROWTH!
You acquire an effect: Giant Growth (1)
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 5: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 7: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
You acquire an item: moist barrel
Spade Alert - possible unknown meat bonus: -1 -2 +3 +4 -6 -7 +8 +9 +10 -10 -11 -12 +14
You gain 75 Meat
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Moxie point!

cast 2 Soul Food
You gain 30 Mana Points

chew 1 abstraction: sensation
You acquire an effect: Sensation (50)
> Added -tie to maximize
> Desired maximize: moxie, -equip snow suit -tie
> USE: Command(equip hat ¶8701) Item(training helmet) Score(16.0)
> Display(equip hat training helmet)
> REJECT: Item(Saucepanic) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Saucepanic</font>)
> REJECT: Item(A Light that Never Goes Out) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: A Light that Never Goes Out</font>)
> USE: Command(equip pants ¶5679) Item(stylish swimsuit) Score(5.0)
> Display(equip pants stylish swimsuit)
> REJECT: Item(eXtreme mittens) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: eXtreme mittens</font>)
> REJECT: Item(your cowboy boots) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc2: your cowboy boots</font>)
> REJECT: Item(sk8board) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: sk8board</font>)
> REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
> REJECT: Effect(Dancin' Fool) Score(162.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>play 0 - The Fool)
> REJECT: Command(use 1 cold-filtered water) Item(cold-filtered water) Effect(Purity of Spirit) Score(81.0)
> Display(make & use 1 cold-filtered water)
> REJECT: Command(use 1 cool cat elixir) Item(cool cat elixir) Effect(Cool, Catlike) Score(30.0)
> Display(make & use 1 cool cat elixir)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 Muschat) Item(Muschat) Effect(L'instinct F&eacute;lin) Score(30.0)
> Display(make & drink 1 Muschat)
> REJECT: Effect(Starry-Eyed) Score(28.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>telescope look high)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 barrel-aged martini) Item(barrel-aged martini) Effect(Just Aged Enough) Score(25.0)
> Display(drink 1 barrel-aged martini)
> REJECT: Skill(Bind Penne Dreadful) Command(cast 1 Bind Penne Dreadful) Effect(Penne Fedora) Score(10.0)
> Display(cast 1 Bind Penne Dreadful)
> REJECT: Command(chew 1 handful of Smithereens) Item(handful of Smithereens) Effect(Smithsness Presence) Score(8.0)
> Display(chew 1 handful of Smithereens)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 Irish Coffee, English Heart) Item(Irish Coffee, English Heart) Effect(Smithsness Cheer) Score(8.0)
> Display(make & drink 1 Irish Coffee, English Heart)

equip hat training helmet

equip off-hand Saucepanic

equip pants stylish swimsuit
Submitting option 4 for choice 1089
Took choice 1089/4: Perform Service (16 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=4&pwd
You lose 16 Adventures
You acquire an item: shady shades
> Quest 4 completed for 16 adventures.
> Turn(327): Starting with 149 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 29.108333333333334
> Meat: 95.0   Item: 90.0
> ML: 40 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 25
> Everything Looks Yellow: 64
> HP: 360/360	MP: 269/1076
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

smash moist barrel
You acquire an item: giant moxie weed

autosell: 1 giant moxie weed
You gain 125 Meat
> Community Service Quest  5: Familiar Weight

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

equip off-hand A Light that Never Goes Out

equip pants old sweatpants
> Community Service Quest: Familiar Weight
> Community Service Quest  5: Familiar Weight

use 1 pulled blue taffy
You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (10)

use 1 pulled blue taffy
You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (10)

use 1 pulled blue taffy
You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (10)

use 1 pulled blue taffy
You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (10)

use 1 pulled blue taffy
You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (10)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

pool aggressive
You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10)

familiar Puck Man (42 lbs)
> Added -tie to maximize
> Desired maximize: familiar weight, -equip snow suit -tie
> REJECT: Item(Hairpiece On Fire) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: Hairpiece On Fire</font>)
> REJECT: Item(Saucepanic) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Saucepanic</font>)
> REJECT: Item(A Light that Never Goes Out) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: A Light that Never Goes Out</font>)
> REJECT: Item(old sweatpants) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: old sweatpants</font>)
> REJECT: Item(eXtreme mittens) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: eXtreme mittens</font>)
> REJECT: Item(your cowboy boots) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc2: your cowboy boots</font>)
> REJECT: Item(sk8board) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: sk8board</font>)
> REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
> REJECT: Command(drink 1 vintage smart drink) Item(vintage smart drink) Effect(Smart Drunk) Score(20.0)
> Display(drink 1 vintage smart drink)

equip off-hand barrel lid

equip pants stylish swimsuit
Submitting option 5 for choice 1089
Took choice 1089/5: Perform Service (50 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=5&pwd
You lose 50 Adventures
You acquire an item: squeaky toy rose
> Quest 5 completed for 50 adventures.
> Turn(377): Starting with 99 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 33.65
> Meat: 75.0   Item: 65.0
> ML: 90 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 25
> Everything Looks Yellow: 14
> HP: 242/242	MP: 276/276
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Community Service Quest  8: Monsters Less Attracted to You

equip off-hand A Light that Never Goes Out

equip pants old sweatpants
> Community Service Quest: Monsters Less Attracted to You
> Community Service Quest  8: Monsters Less Attracted to You

cast 1 Smooth Movement
You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)

Trade 1 snow berries
You acquire an item: snow cleats

use 1 snow cleats
You acquire an effect: Snow Shoes (30)

swimming pool submarine
You acquire an effect: Silent Running (50)
> Added -tie to maximize
> Desired maximize: -combat, -equip snow suit -tie
> REJECT: Item(Hairpiece On Fire) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: Hairpiece On Fire</font>)
> REJECT: Item(Saucepanic) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Saucepanic</font>)
> REJECT: Item(A Light that Never Goes Out) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: A Light that Never Goes Out</font>)
> REJECT: Item(old sweatpants) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: old sweatpants</font>)
> REJECT: Item(eXtreme mittens) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: eXtreme mittens</font>)
> REJECT: Item(your cowboy boots) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc2: your cowboy boots</font>)
> REJECT: Item(sk8board) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: sk8board</font>)
> REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
> Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
> USE: Command(use 1 squeaky toy rose) Item(squeaky toy rose) Effect(A Rose by Any Other Material) Score(8.0)
> Display(use 1 squeaky toy rose)
> USE: Command(use 1 shady shades) Item(shady shades) Effect(Throwing Some Shade) Score(8.0)
> Display(use 1 shady shades)

equip off-hand barrel lid

equip pants stylish swimsuit
Submitting option 8 for choice 1089
Took choice 1089/8: Perform Service (48 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=8&pwd
You lose 48 Adventures
You acquire an item: silver face paint
> Quest 8 completed for 48 adventures.
> Turn(425): Starting with 51 left and 0 pulls left at Level: 9
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 33.65
> Meat: 75.0   Item: 65.0
> ML: 90 control: 10
> Soulsauce: 25
> HP: 202/242	MP: 276/276
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip off-hand A Light that Never Goes Out

equip pants old sweatpants
> Community Service Quest: NULL
> Service Complete, finishing finish...
Took choice 1089/30: Perform Service
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1089&option=30
You acquire an item: Thwaitgold termite statuette
> Community Service Completed. Beep boop.
> Yay! The King is saved. I suppose you should do stuff.
> Waiting a few seconds, please hold.

pull: 95 4-d camera

pull: 47 mojo filter

pull: 51 stone wool

pull: 3 drum machine

pull: 48 killing jar

pull: 15 Spooky-Gro fertilizer

pull: 296 stunt nuts

pull: 1 wet stew

pull: 82 star chart

pull: 8 milk of magnesium

pull: 1 Boris's key lime pie

pull: 14 Jarlsberg's key lime pie

pull: 3 Sneaky Pete's key lime pie

pull: 3 star key lime pie

pull: 23 The Big Book of Pirate Insults

pull: 36 Hand in Glove

cast 1 Iron Palm Technique
You acquire an intrinsic: Iron Palms
> King Liberation Complete. Thank you for playing

equip acc2 Hand in Glove

familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
> Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: -1
> Done for today (2), beep boop

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