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- * ShockwaveLover makes Puppetmaster go flump
- <Puppetmaster> .g definition of flump
- <Glacon> Puppetmaster: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/flump -- flump - definition of flump by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus ...: "A dull heavy sound, as of something dropped on a surface. v. flumped, flump·ing, flumps. v.intr. To move or fall heavily with a dull sound: flumped onto the sofa."
- <Puppetmaster> ...
- <Puppetmaster> Huh.
- <Snowshoe> ...
- <Snowshoe> .u flump
- <Glacon> Snowshoe: Flump: The act of standing back to back with a friend, excreting simultaneously to produce an entwined lump of faecal matter which resembles a Flump marshmellow.
- <Snowshoe> ...
- <Snowshoe> urbandictionary
- <Snowshoe> I'm not sure if I like your definition better
- <Jukse> What. The. Fuck.
- <Puppetmaster> Yeah.
- <Snowshoe> swl I won't judge what you do with puppet in your spare time
- <Snowshoe> but
- <Snowshoe> /jesus/
- <Puppetmaster> That's a good point to clear the OOC.
- <Jukse> Or my brain.
- * Puppetmaster stabs ShockwaveLover
- <Snowshoe> I didn't expect to learn my new thing of the day at 6 AM
- <ShockwaveLover> Wait, wa-
- <ShockwaveLover> /How/
- <ShockwaveLover> ?/How/
- <ShockwaveLover> Screw you internet.
- <ShockwaveLover> I /loved/ that word.
- <Jukse> It's ruined forever.
- <ShockwaveLover> Now I don't want to make Puppetmaster go flump.
- <ShockwaveLover> This is sad.
- <ShockwaveLover> :(
- <Jukse> It's for the best, Shock. For the best.
- <Puppetmaster> .u pineapple
- <Glacon> Puppetmaster: Pineapple: What the fuck are you doing looking up the definition of pineapple you retard?!?
- * Jukse reads def again. Shudders.
- <Jukse> ?Glacon
- <Glacon> Glacon is always wrong, and is skilled at stabbing things in the dick. http://i.imgur.com/cBNNp.jpg
- <Jukse> Relevant.
- * Snowshoe hugs SWL
- * Snowshoe patpatpat
- <Puppetmaster> Also, just as a side note
- <ShockwaveLover> .rem Glacon Glacon is always wrong, and is skilled at stabbing things in the dick. He ruined flump forever. http://i.imgur.com/cBNNp.jpg
- <Glacon> ShockwaveLover: forgetting "Glacon is always wrong, and is skilled at stabbing things in the dick. http://i.imgur.com/cBNNp.jpg", remembering this instead.
- <Puppetmaster> Spending time with Elif and Stoat is /not/ going to make June less subtle
- <Puppetmaster> At all
- <Snowshoe> he's had that exact rem since, like
- <Snowshoe> I first joined
- <Snowshoe> so damn
- <ShockwaveLover> It's important.
- <ShockwaveLover> I want this day to live in infamy.
- <ShockwaveLover> Or this evening.
- <ShockwaveLover> Or afternoon.
- <ShockwaveLover> Or whatever the hell time it is in your wrong timezones.
- <ShockwaveLover> Crazy backwards people.
- <ShockwaveLover> Living in the past.
- <Puppetmaster> Morning.
- <ShockwaveLover> Shut up Puppet.
- <ShockwaveLover> Nobody asked you.
- <ShockwaveLover> :(
- <ShockwaveLover> You caused all this.
- <Puppetmaster> Nobody asked Snow to /u flump either.
- <Puppetmaster> .u*
- <Jukse> <<Angry time-travelers ahead sign goes here>>
- <Snowshoe> )=
- <Snowshoe> .u rainbows
- <Glacon> Snowshoe: rainbows: a 50 buck preppy flip flop made of the substance leather which molds to one's foot. underneath the leather is a layer of soft unknown substance. can be single our double stacked.
- <Snowshoe> ...
- <ShockwaveLover> ...
- <Snowshoe> goddamnit urbandict do you have anything happy
- <ShockwaveLover> .u happy
- <Glacon> ShockwaveLover: happy: A chemical reaction
- <Snowshoe> ...
- <Snowshoe> nope
- <Jukse> Itssomething.jpg
- <ShockwaveLover> .u joy
- <Glacon> ShockwaveLover: Joy: Literally means Joy! Joy is an incredible woman of character, strength and beauty! She is compassionate and loving, always giving of herself to others. She enjoys deep conversation and has strong spirituality. Genuine, honest and fiercely loyal, Joy is one of the best people to have as a friend! Joy is awesome! Everyone who knows her LOVES her!
- <ShockwaveLover> FOR FUCKS SAKE
- <Jukse> .u wry
- <Glacon> Jukse: wry: It's a piece of word that Dio Brando from an anime called "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" shouts all the time. It's also a very popular meme on 4can. It first appeared in a flash film called "mudah.swf". This flash shows a stickman that throws a steamroller on another stickman and screams "WRYYYYY"
- <ShockwaveLover> Literally /any/ name you can look up on urbandictionary includes 'X is one of the best people to have as a friend'.
- <ShockwaveLover> I am filled with existential rage.
- <Jukse> Try a meme and get the most accurate desc possible, though.
- <Jukse> Anyways
- * Jukse puts his annoying-time shoes.
- <ShockwaveLover> I was going to .u goatse, then thought better of it.
- <Jukse> Shoooock.
- <Snowshoe> ...
- <Jukse> Shooooooock
- <ShockwaveLover> Juuuuke
- <Jukse> Can you look at my sheet, pretty please?
- * Jukse ducks under cover.
- <Snowshoe> so we .u some innocent word like flump and you want to look up /goatse/?
- <ShockwaveLover> Sure.
- <ShockwaveLover> 22:02JukseTry a meme and get the most accurate desc possible, though.
- <Snowshoe> and fuck you if I spelled that wrong I refuse to google the spelling
- <Jukse> http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:scott-clayworth
- <ShockwaveLover> Jukse: You need to wash it.
- <ShockwaveLover> Your sheet, that is.
- * ShockwaveLover bum tish
- <Jukse> Goddamnit, Shock.
- <Jukse> Goddamnit.
- <ShockwaveLover> You left yourself wiiiiide open.
- <ShockwaveLover> ...
- <ShockwaveLover> Like someone else?
- <ShockwaveLover> Maybe?
- <ShockwaveLover> :D
- <Jukse> I shall have my v-
- <Puppetmaster> You know
- * Jukse grooooooans
- <ShockwaveLover> Some days I hate myself.
- <Puppetmaster> I'm just not even going to look at the screen as I type this
- *** Strifey [~androirc@142E7593.9511DA53.CBA15B39.IP] has quit [Connection reset by peer]
- <Puppetmaster> I've seen enough of life today
- <Jukse> Puppet, what are you going to do.
- <Jukse> Puppet.
- <Jukse> Staph
- *** Puppetmaster was kicked from #farreconooc by Snowshoe [so tell me how long it takes you to notice this please]
- *** Snowshoe was kicked from #farreconooc by ShockwaveLover [That was a bit of a dick move]
- *** Snowshoe [~cgiirc@2C31BD92.8471B608.7EBC6036.IP] has joined #farreconooc
- *** Topic is: IC: #farrecon | run channel: #redpool | Wiki: http://tinyurl.com/farrecon | Password: Flyfriendsfly | NSFW: #farreconforadults | http://tinyurl.com/frlogproject | Run Wednesday at 8 PM EST. Up to 7 person max, contact Alivi to reserve a slot | There's a temporary halt on new security characters
- *** Topic set by Snowshoe [Tue Aug 13 23:43:26 2013]
- *** Snowshoe &ShockwaveLover Jukse Freudian anqxyr ZombieRaptor lurkd Nioki_AWAY PaulS_laptop Magnobile %Soulless Scansleeps +Glacon NullAshton Sophos
- *** mode/#farreconooc [+o Snowshoe] by ChanServ
- *** Channel created on Mon Nov 28 10:21:16 2011
- <Snowshoe> But I wanted to imagine him sitting somewhere typing away without looking at the screen
- <ShockwaveLover> I know.
- <Snowshoe> )=
- <ShockwaveLover> But he might lose a whole lot of typing.
- <ShockwaveLover> And that's not very nice.
- <ShockwaveLover> Points for the idea, deducted for executing.
- * Snowshoe crai
- *** Puppetmaster [strings@pulling.them] has joined #farreconooc
- <Puppetmaster> I notice when it stops saying people have said shit in the tab
- <Snowshoe> but if you weren't looking
- <Snowshoe> how did you notice
- <Jukse> Cue Wright's objection.
- <Puppetmaster> Because I was looking at the screen for other shit, like IC.
- <ShockwaveLover> Jukse: Hang on, he's had basic training with firearms, but has a 6?
- <ShockwaveLover> That's a bit out of whack.
- <ShockwaveLover> And that's a lot of 6s.
- <ShockwaveLover> He's not just alright at something, but not pushing really good?
- <ShockwaveLover> He is uniformly rather excellent?
- <Jukse> Hmm, makes sense. I totally missed that.
- <ShockwaveLover> People aren't usually made like that.
- <ShockwaveLover> That consistency can work in a video game, but you're playing what is ostensibly a real person.
- <lurkd> Elif is nearly all 5s
- <ShockwaveLover> Real people are not uniformly excellent.
- <Jukse> Indeed. Especially since I have no in-universe justification for it.
- <Puppetmaster> Yes, but you're also asking to get fucked over in any particular situation if you have anything less than a 5 in a stat.
- <ShockwaveLover> Particularly so.
- <Puppetmaster> A 6 is optimal.
- <ShockwaveLover> Why is everyone a power-gamer? :P
- <Puppetmaster> Because we like to have our characters live so we can characterize them.
- <ShockwaveLover> Point.
- <Puppetmaster> Before their inevitable merciless slaying.
- <ShockwaveLover> But I would still suggest that trying something different in the stats section, beside 'all 6s' is worth a go.
- <ShockwaveLover> I'm actually going to be hearing a bunch of ideas on solving some problems in that area tomorrow.
- <ShockwaveLover> So there may be progress coming.
- <Jukse> Well, I think I'll tweak it a bit. It does look unatural for him to have all those 6s.
- <ShockwaveLover> Thanks.
- <Puppetmaster> ShockwaveLover: Also, I prefer the title Sir Minmaximus the Cowardly, not power gamer.
- <Jukse> Thanks for the feedback, Shock.
- <ShockwaveLover> S'what I'm here for.
- <ShockwaveLover> The aspects look good.
- <Jukse> Neat. I'll leave them as they are, then.
- <ShockwaveLover> Items look good as well.
- <ShockwaveLover> Yeah, the aspects are quite well done.
- <ShockwaveLover> Compliments.
- <Jukse> Thanks, man =P
- <ShockwaveLover> Praise where praise is due.
- <ShockwaveLover> For all that I loathe every fibre of Snowshoe's being, and every atom he has had contact with, he's a really good staff member.
- <ShockwaveLover> It sort of balances out.
- <Snowshoe> )=
- <ShockwaveLover> <3
- * Jukse hands golden star to Shoe.
- <ShockwaveLover> You know, I always felt like that looked more like an ice-cream cone than a heart.
- <ShockwaveLover> But giving someone ice-cream is pretty much saying "I love you" anyway.
- <ShockwaveLover> So it works out.
- <Jukse> It does indeed.
- <Jukse> Except if you throw it at them.
- <ShockwaveLover> Depends if they catch it in their mouth.
- <ShockwaveLover> If they do, no harm no foul.
- <Jukse> That probably could be an extreme sport.
- <Jukse> Ice cream mouth catching while skiing.
- <ShockwaveLover> Do it while bungee jumping.
- <ShockwaveLover> Actually, if you threw it up while you were falling, you could catch it yourself.
- <ShockwaveLover> On the rebound.
- <Snowshoe> alright swl now you know what you need to do on your quest to become The Most Badass
- <Snowshoe> bungee jumping ice-cream flinging
- <Jukse> This is probably the second most disturbing thing I heard today. After flump.
- <ShockwaveLover> Well, if you tried to flump while bungee jumping...
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- * Jukse ded
- *** ShockwaveLover was kicked from #farreconooc by ShockwaveLover [No, bad SWL!]
- <Snowshoe> and that, children, is the only time you'll ever see SWL kicked unless roget decides it would be funny
- <Snowshoe> because I am /powerless against him/
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- *** mode/#farreconooc [+ao ShockwaveLover ShockwaveLover] by ChanServ
- * Jukse records the moment forever in his mind.
- <lurkd> I've only seen that happen one other time in my life.
- <ShockwaveLover> I god, I just thought of the /perfect/ name for it.
- <ShockwaveLover> God
- <Puppetmaster> No
- <Jukse> Staph
- <ShockwaveLover> Yes
- <ShockwaveLover> It has to be said
- <ShockwaveLover> Or I will explode
- *** Puppetmaster left #farreconooc []
- <Snowshoe> bungee flumping?
- <ShockwaveLover> YES
- <Snowshoe> ^5
- <ShockwaveLover> ^5
- <Snowshoe> I will totally not make this a thing
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- -monster.va.us.synirc.net:@#farreconooc- ShockwaveLover invited Puppetmaster into the channel.
- *** Puppetmaster [strings@pulling.them] has joined #farreconooc
- <Puppetmaster> Is it safe yet
- <ShockwaveLover> It's over.
- <ShockwaveLover> Snow and I high-fived.
- * Puppetmaster wipes his brow
- <Jukse> > Snow and I high-fived.
- <Jukse> That's probably a sign of ultimate doom.
- <ShockwaveLover> Jukse: What moment did you record forever in your mind?
- <Snowshoe> it's more a sign that you probably need to go wash your hands
- <Snowshoe> but alright
- <Jukse> That you kicked youself, because that's likely the only time we'll get to see that happen because Shoe can't kick you.
- <lurkd> .def flumping
- <ShockwaveLover> Yeah, who knows where Snowshoe has been worn.
- <Glacon> lurkd: No results for flumping
- <Jukse> Well, that was convoluted.
- <Strife> ...
- <Puppetmaster> Let's not go down that road again
- <ShockwaveLover> Or off that bridge
- <Strife> Well, at least my day won't be as bad in comparison to to the channel
- <Jukse> .u flumping
- <Glacon> Jukse: Flumping: The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.
- <Puppetmaster> Ever.
- <ShockwaveLover> As the case may be.
- * Jukse runs
- <ShockwaveLover> NO
- <Snowshoe> ...
- <ShockwaveLover> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- <Snowshoe> what
- *** Puppetmaster left #farreconooc []
- <Snowshoe> what
- *** Jukse was kicked from #farreconooc by ShockwaveLover [NOOOOOO]
- <Snowshoe> what
- <Snowshoe> I think
- <Snowshoe> I think this word
- *** Jukse [~Jukse@A5886715.A86EBF44.6A028AC5.IP] has joined #farreconooc
- <Snowshoe> I think it is cursed
- <Jukse> Walrus-like bellowing
- * Jukse laughs. Never stops.
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