Otouto transcript

[electronic speech] (translations)

Gordon: "[20.]" *thumps chest*
Helen: "Yes, you're 20 now."
Gordon: "[35.]" *thumps chest*
Helen: "You're not 35 and won't be for a while."
Gordon: "[Chevrolet.] Guh-huh-muh-puh. (gordonspeak for "the whole family", sounding out first letters.) Whoa, buh-buh. (big)"
Helen: "Yeah, we had a big Chevy."
Gordon: *mimicked crying*
Helen: "It's too bad that it's gone now, yeah."
Gordon: "[Honda. Honda. Honda.]"
Helen: "Yes, we had a Honda, too."
Gordon: *holds up two fingers and waves them in the air.*
Helen: "Yeah, two Hondas. I get it, you like Hondas."
Gordon: "[Vol-vol-vol-vol-Volvo.] Guh-huh-muh-puh!"
Helen: "Okay, and a Volvo. We've had a lot of different cars."
Gordon: "[1999 Volvo.]"
Helen: "You remember the model better than I do."
Gordon: "[Brother. Brother.]"
Helen: "Yup, you're my brother."
Gordon: "Muh! [Brother.]"
Helen: "Yup, Mama has brothers too."
Gordon: "Papa! [Brother. Brother.]"
Helen: "Papa has brothers too. They're all your uncles. You have... four, five uncles? Four, I think."
Gordon: "Hupt... (gordonspeak, meaning yes) [Grandfather.]"
Helen: "And a grandfather. I guess two, if you count <grandmother's second husband>."
Gordon: "Eewwww! (he uses this to mean "old", it has a different tone than when used for disgust.)"
Helen: "He's the oldest in the family."
Gordon: "Bump! (gordonspeak, meaning no) GUH! Guh eeewwww." *starts giggling*
Helen: "Silly, you are not old."
Gordon: "Hupt! (yes) Guh eeewww! Hmmm... [Dodge Ram.]"
Helen: "Yeah, we had a Dodge Ra-"
Gordon: "Eeewwww! [Dodge Ram 1500.]"
Helen: "It wasn't that old either!"
Gordon: "[Dodge Ram 1500 truck. Dodge Ram 1500 truck.]"
Helen: "Yes, I get it. Do you want one when you're older?"
Gordon: *giant grin*
Helen: "Yeah, if you work hard maybe someday you'll be able to drive without killing anybody."
Gordon: *muffled electronic sound from his hand being over the speaker of his tablet*
Helen: "What was that?"
Gordon: "[23.] Huh. Guh [23.] wow?"
Helen: "I'm 23 and you'll be 23 all too soon, yes."
Gordon: *starts reciting car models to himself, suddenly losing interest in conversation*
*motorcycle sound outside*
Gordon: "Whoa! Huh, huh?"
Helen: "It's just a noisy motorcycle."
Gordon: "Woooow! Guh? Guh guh! Woooow!"
Helen: "You want a noisy motorcyle. I don't think you need one."
Gordon: "[Honda. Harley. Honda. Honda. Honda. Honda.}"
Helen: "Got it. Noisy Honda motorcycle. I can put that on your list to Santa."
Gordon: "Pffft! Yicka. (little) Guh yicka? BUMP!"
Helen: "Oh, shaddup. You believed in Santa last year. And you're still little."
Gordon: "BUMP! Huh yicka!"
Helen: "Fiiiine, I'm little and you're not. Let's go with that."
Gordon: "[April Fool's Day.] Hahaha!"
Helen: "Okay, you got me!"
Gordon: "[Suburban.]"
Helen: "Yup, we had a Suburban."
Gordon: "Papa! Fah fah fah fah. (Father)" *holds up four fingers*
Helen: "Lots of fathers who have Suburbans."
Gordon: "Urp! (green)"
Helen: "<friend> has a green Suburban, yeah."
Gordon: "[BMW.] Fah... uh, urf, fick, um..."
Helen: "It's fine, I don't remember either."
Gordon: *goes back to talking to self about cars*