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darkmage love life

Jun 14th, 2018
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  1. 06:01:53| <+darkmage_> who do i like more?
  2. 06:01:57| <+darkmage_> fuck
  3. 06:02:14| <+darkmage_> one's a more natural gamer, the other's way more socially on-point with me
  4. 06:02:28| <+darkmage_> one's a deeper thinker, the other's a clear-cut doublestandard SJW
  5. 06:02:45| <+darkmage_> they both hate trump LMFAO can't help that
  6. 06:03:02| <+darkmage_> i think they both like me
  7. 06:03:27| <+darkmage_> sex with the other would be probably more 'natural' tho, considering body-sizes
  8. 06:03:41| <+darkmage_> but it isnt all about sex
  9. 06:04:27| <+darkmage_> when i hung out with both one time, there was this situation where my brain split apart
  10. 06:04:30| <+toohighto> #FirstWorldProblems
  11. 06:04:47| <+darkmage_> one was in the kitchen doing stuff and i had a clear view of her ass in yoga pants
  12. 06:04:59| <+Jigsaww> hi
  13. 06:05:00| <+toohighto> I was about to ask which one did yoga
  14. 06:05:10| <+darkmage_> the one who came over tonight was talking constantly about something and i was very distracted
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  16. 06:36:29| <+toohighto> darkmage_: which one tells you good morning / good night
  17. 06:36:36| <+darkmage_> oof
  18. 06:36:40| <+darkmage_> neither LOL
  19. 06:36:44| <+toohighto> Dayum
  20. 06:37:07| <+darkmage_> we've both been tryin to get the other one to hang
  21. 06:37:17| <+toohighto> Huh
  22. 06:37:18| <+darkmage_> the other one's been having a hard time due to the split
  23. 06:37:54| <+darkmage_> its weird. both she and her now-ex confinded in the girl who came over tonight, who relayed this all to me
  24. 06:37:55| <+toohighto> What are you all tryin to do
  25. 06:37:57| <+darkmage_> im being fed info
  26. 06:38:04| <+darkmage_> without seeking it
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