Eng The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run

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"It Was a Pleasure Sharing"
...by Synchronized, Enjoy!

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[SpongeBob] I'm ready!

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[grunts]

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[SpongeBob sings theme]

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NETFLIX PRESENTS

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[narrator]
The temperate, pristine,

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shallow seas of the tropics.

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A place of unparalleled beauty
and fecundity.

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These islands play host
to a vibrant ecosystem below.

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A vast organism known
as the coral reef.

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Life in this watery metropolis

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thrives among
the twists and turns,

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nooks and crannies
and back alleys.

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And near the reef's edge,
the varied and colorful terrain

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gives way to a small town
by the name of…

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Bikini Bottom.

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[clam crowing]

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Here, one can find
crustaceans…

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- [coins clinking]
- Money! Money! Money!

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- …sea stars…
- Mmm.

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Aww!

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- …octopi…
- [clarinet playing off key]

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…various and diverse plankton…

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[cackling]

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…the occasional squirrel/scientist…

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Good morning, Otto.

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You're almost ready for the world!

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Good morning. The machines will rise

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to become masters
over all organic life!

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Huh?

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…and, oh, yes… the sea sponge.

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This one lives happily
with his beloved pet snail…

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- …Gary.
- [meows]

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[SpongeBob snoring]

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Oh, morning, Gary!

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Eww, snail trail. Yucky.

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But oddly soothing.

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Good morning, Patrick!

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Good morning, SpongeBob!

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Good morning, Patrick!

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Good morning, SpongeBob!

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Good morning, Patrick!

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Good morning, SpongeBob!

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Good morning, Patrick!

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Would you two knuckleheads
keep it down out there?!

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[both] Good morning, Squidward!

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[yells]

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[SpongeBob]
Come on, Gary! Breakfast!

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["It's Always Summer
in Bikini Bottom" playing]

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- [belches]
- You're welcome.

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[laughs] Who wants a belly scratch?

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I love you so much, Gary.

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[meows]

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What's this?

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Okay, that'll come out later.

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♪ Living like I'm on the edge
Of surreality ♪

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Morning, SpongeBob.

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♪ But I know everything is gonna be cool ♪

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♪ As long as you're here with me ♪

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[whistling melody]

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♪ We're gonna lighten up
Each other's load ♪

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♪ When bumps and curves
Come on the road ♪

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♪ 'Cause we are all in it together ♪

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♪ And that's forever ♪

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♪ It's always summer
In Bikini Bottom ♪

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[laughing]

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♪ And in December ♪

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♪ We're singing la-di-da-da ♪

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♪ It's always summer in Bikini ♪

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♪ In Bikini Bottom ♪

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♪ It doesn't get better than that ♪

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- [clock chimes, whirs]
- Money! Money! Money!

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[cackling]

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Ooh! I'm late
if I'm gonna be early.

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- [meows sadly]
- Oh, don't worry, Gare-Bear.

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I'll be back before you can say,

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"Why did he cruelly
abandon me like that?"

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[laughs]

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[meows sadly]

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[bell chimes]

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[sighs] Another day, another migraine.

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At least I'll get a little peace
and quiet before that little...

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- Good morning, Squidward!
- [shrieks]

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And isn't it a lovely morning?

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Nope. Not talking to you.

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I'm especially not getting involved

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in any of your nonsense today.

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I always end up
with the wrong end of the stick.

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Okay, Squidward.

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[sighs]

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But you should know
that Old Gertrude's

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getting pretty
finicky these days.

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Old Gertrude?
Who the kelp is that?

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You've worked with her
for years!

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She's the eight-burner grill
in the kitchen.

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It never ends.

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Anyway, to fire her up,

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you've got to spark her flints
manually and then…

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jiggle her gas jets just a little.

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And then read her favorite story:

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"The Little Griddle Who Could."

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Chapter Two:

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"But we are fresh from
the freezer," said the patties,

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and we're c-c-c-cold."

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"Don't worry,
I'll get you nice and warm,"

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said the Little Griddle.

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What'd I just say?
I am not interested.

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Don't involve me!

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[groans]

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What'd you say, Squidward?
Squidward?

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Okay, Squidward, doesn't matter.
I'll always be here anyway.

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Unfortunately.

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Stop yer loafing, Mr. Squidward!

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There's work
to be done around here!

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Attention, Krusty crew!

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All hands on deck,
front and center!

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Aye-aye, Cap'n Krabs, sir!

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Now, who's ready to set sail

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on another adventure
of making me money?

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- Get moving, sailor!
- Sir, yes, sir!

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Raise the colors!

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Hoist the mainsail!

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Deploy smokestacks!

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[all yelling]

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[chuckles] Oh, never gets old.

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[Plankton cackles]

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Enjoy it while you can,
Mr. Eugene Krabs.

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- [cackles]
- [beeping]

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What the…?

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[growling] Stupid machine!

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Where was I? Oh, yeah.

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[cackling]

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Tonight I launch
Evil Plan Number 3,087

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and finally take possession

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of the Krabby Patty secret formula!

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Great. Another evil plan.

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What's wrong with another evil plan?

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Oh, nothing, it's just we're running
out of room on the Wall of Failure.

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Wall of Fai...?

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[servos whirring]

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Karen, why do you keep
collecting these?

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Heh. Memories.

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Hmm! Well, tonight…
is gonna be different.

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Hee-hee! You see, Karen,
my computer wife,

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every time I've tried
to steal that formula,

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Krabs has tried to thwart me.

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Mm-mm, not Mr. Krabs.

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But tonight, that all... What?

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It's not Mr. Krabs, sweetheart.
I've checked the data.

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It's SpongeBob who's the problem.

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Hello.

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Oh, fish sticks.

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What could that boob
have to do with it?

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Boob savant, you mean.

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SpongeBob is the one
who keeps foiling your plans,

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not Mr. Krabs.

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Oh, nonsense.

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It's Krabs, Karen, I know it is.

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And tonight,
I will finally extract…

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my revenge!

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[evil laughter]

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Will you be late?

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You can't put a clock
on genius, Karen.

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- [bell dings]
- Order up! Move it, let's go!

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Aye-aye, Chef!

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One for you.
Enjoy your Krabby Patty. Enjoy!

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[rings bell] Order up!

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Come on, SpongeBob!

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- Coming, Fry Cook SpongeBob!
- Coming, Fry Cook SpongeBob!

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[all laughing]

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[sighs]

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- [bell rings]
- Hiya, SpongeBob!

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[all] Hi, Sandy!

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Did you know that in the future
everything will be automated?

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- Really? Even stomachaches?
- [laughs]

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I'm gonna see
if Mr. Krabs wants to be

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an early adopter
of my new technology.

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Wait, what?

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You're gonna replace me
with a robot? Don't do it!

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No, silly, that's gonna happen anyway.

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This is something much more
innovative and start-uppy.

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You have sixty seconds.

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Its name is Otto!

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- [whirring]
- My name is Otto.

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How may I serve you?

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It's an automated
restaurant owner.

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Hmm. Automated?

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Sounds expensive. Not interested.

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Otto doesn't require a salary.

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And it can make cold,
heartless decisions

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like firing people,
because it doesn't have a heart.

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- Ow.
- You don't say.

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- You're fired.
- Amazing!

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I love money. I love money.

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A cold, unfeeling mechanical robot

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after me own cold,
unfeeling crustacean heart.

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I'll take it and nurture it

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and I will love Otto
like he was me own son.

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Thank you, Daddy.

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Yippee! You're not gonna
regret this, Mr. Krabs.

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You're fired.

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Oh, I could listen to that all day.

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[Otto] No, seriously.

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We decided to go in
a different direction.

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You're fired.

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[nervous chuckle] What?

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Don't make me call security.

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- You're fired.
- No, yer fired!

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- No, you're fired.
- Yer fired, ye infernal machine!

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- I'm not fired, you're fired.
- [shrieks]

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Robot abuse. Robot abuse.

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- Huh?
- Huh?

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[chuckles]

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[slurring] You're fired.

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[Plankton]
What the heck is this thing?

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[Karen] I don't know,
but I'm taking it home.

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- It's so cute.
- What?!

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Come on, little robot.
Let's get you some supper.

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- Not even funny, Karen.
- Quiet, Plankton.

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- Shh, Don't listen to him.
- Karen!

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[Otto] I love you, Mom.

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[sighs]

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SpongeBob! Be sure this
kitchen's in shipshape shape

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before ye head out, boy.

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[French accent]
Oui, oui, Monsieur Boss Man Krabs.

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Once I am done here, zees kitchen

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shall be completely spotless.

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- [giggling]
- Whatever.

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Oh! I found this uneaten
Krabby Patty on table six.

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You know what to do with it.

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Right away, Mr. K!

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I'll see that it's disposed of properly.

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[shrieks] Who said anything
about disposing of?

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We'll sell it again tomorrow…

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on our legacy artisanal vintage
throwback menu.

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[both laugh]

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Good night!

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Oh! I better start cleaning.

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[humming]

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I'm ready!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Well, good night, Gertrude!

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Good night, fryer.
Good night, patty.

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Good night, pickles. Mwah!

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[door shuts]

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[lid bangs, rattles]

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Good night, SpongeBob.

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Hello, Krabby Patty!

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And now…

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Just got to get it.

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[cackling] Yes!

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Wait, wait. No.

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No. No!

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Stupid coin-operated…

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Come here, come here…

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Oh!

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Bingo!

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Come to Papa.

259
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:42,154
In just a few minutes
the formula will be mine!

260
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,281
[beeping]

261
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,868
[printer whirring]

262
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,713
Yes! Krabs's fast-food empire will fail

263
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,049
and I will rule Bikini Bottom,

264
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,552
as its new slop king!

265
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,971
[guffawing]

266
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,017
- I knew it!
- [yelling]

267
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,105
[Plankton groans]

268
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,649
- The formula!
- I knew I left my keys in here.

269
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,025
Oh, silly me.

270
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,903
Come here, you! [grunting]

271
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:26,699
Huh. No keys. That's weird.
Where could they be?

272
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,367
Yes! No.

273
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,871
Ooh! Ow!

274
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,998
[SpongeBob]
Keys, where are you?

275
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,250
- Come on, show me keys!
- [screams]

276
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,962
[gasps] Gotcha!

277
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,006
Ha-ha!

278
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,007
[whirring]

279
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,217
No. No!

280
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,136
[screams]

281
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,180
Ow.

282
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,474
They were in my pocket
the whole time!

283
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,517
[laughs]

284
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,187
[Karen] It's SpongeBob
who's the problem.

285
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,772
I get it.

286
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:04,320
[narrator] Meanwhile, at
the palace of King Poseidon…

287
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:07,781
…ruler of the Seven Seas.

288
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,244
[Poseidon] Chancellor!

289
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,165
- Chancellor!
- [Chancellor humming]

290
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,542
Chancellor!

291
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:22,671
Yo. What's up, sire?
You sent for me?

292
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,341
Chancellor, look. Look at me!

293
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,927
3,000 years old
and check out my skin.

294
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,346
It's like a baby's butt.

295
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,598
Ageless, sire. Looking fresh.

296
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:36,018
Ha! I owe it to my subjects
to look fabulous,

297
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,061
don't you think?

298
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,396
There are other obligations, sire.

299
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,232
Like ruling and stuff.
Let's see…

300
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,069
I need your signature
on these taxes, decrees,

301
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:48,447
this here declaration of war
and my paycheck.

302
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,115
- Is that right?
- Yeah.

303
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,409
- [both chuckle]
- Very good.

304
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,662
[both laughing]

305
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,413
Oh, Chancellor,

306
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,249
when will you learn to focus
on what really matters?

307
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,460
A monarch's regime
is only as powerful

308
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,796
as his skin care regime.

309
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,297
Word. Mm-hm.

310
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,217
You know, some say I have a face
like a Greek god.

311
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,761
Well, you are a Greek god, so…

312
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,638
Whoa! Wait, is…

313
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,682
- Is that a wrinkle?
- Where?

314
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,809
It is! It's a wrinkle!

315
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,102
I look like an old avocado

316
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:21,021
that's been left
and forgotten in the fridge!

317
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,147
Here it comes.

318
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,483
I'm ugly!

319
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,155
Oh, now, where is it?

320
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,032
The crawly thing with
the round shell and the eyes.

321
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,576
- Where is it?
- [playing fanfare]

322
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:38,163
Here you go, sire. Your Royal Snail.

323
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,748
Oh! Oh, oh, thank you.

324
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,209
This mollusk has
the rejuvenating power

325
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,712
- of a thousand facials.
- [meows]

326
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,467
What?! Is it empty?

327
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,386
[coughing]

328
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,887
Take it away!

329
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,223
Bring me another sea snail
at once!

330
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,352
- [indistinct whispering]
- Uh-oh.

331
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,229
- Chancellor!
- Okay, uh…

332
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,524
Full disclosure, man, uh…
We're out of snails.

333
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,942
What?!

334
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,237
In fact, the entire
snail population has been, uh…

335
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,990
What's the word?
Oh, yeah… depleted.

336
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,367
You're telling me there are…

337
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,411
- no more snails?
- There are no more snails.

338
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:19,913
- And you're confident of that?
- Relatively confident.

339
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,623
[shrieking]

340
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,043
Oh, Chancellor,
for the love of Hermes,

341
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,587
my kingdom for a snail!

342
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,006
No, no, no. I'm being hasty.

343
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,884
Half my kingdom for a snail!

344
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,719
No, no, no, a boon. Yes.

345
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,513
I'll grant a boon to whomever
shall bring me a snail.

346
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,349
Gotcha.
I'll draw up the decree, sire.

347
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,606
- [whip cracks]
- [whinnying]

348
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,734
A Royal Decree
from King Poseidon?

349
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,070
"To all citizens of the sea,

350
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,572
the King requires a snail at once…

351
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:57,076
blah blah blah
skin care blah blah..."

352
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,494
Wait a minute.

353
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,913
A snail?

354
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,707
No, it's too perfect.

355
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,085
Get rid of Gary,
get rid of SpongeBob.

356
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,545
Oh, yeah.

357
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,798
[cackling]

358
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,348
Gary, I'm home!

359
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,978
Gare-Bear?
Hey, where are you, buddy?

360
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,485
Gary?

361
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:34,822
Gary?

362
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,366
You must be in the... No.

363
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,659
Gary?

364
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,910
Gary?

365
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,036
Gary?

366
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,539
Gary? Gary, Gary, Gary! Gary!

367
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,124
Gary! Where's Gary?

368
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:49,545
Gary!

369
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,004
[panting]

370
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:04,184
Gary, where are you?

371
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,479
[panting]

372
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,278
[sniffles] Oh, Gary.

373
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,071
[sobbing]

374
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:21,618
I loved you since
the first day we met.

375
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,830
[children yelling]

376
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:35,757
[snail meows]

377
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,180
Hello, little snail.

378
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,520
[giggles]

379
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,563
[meows]

380
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:52,941
[laughs]

381
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,737
What's your name?

382
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,447
[meows]

383
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,948
"Gary", huh?

384
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:04,661
- [meows]
- Well, hi, Gary.

385
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,122
Gary, do you want to be friends?

386
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,081
[meows]

387
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,500
Me, too.

388
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,175
[sobbing loudly]

389
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,262
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

390
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,767
Hey, SpongeBob!
I found this flyer.

391
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,435
Gary's missing!

392
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:29,770
[SpongeBob sniffling]

393
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,772
I know, Patrick.

394
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,608
SpongeBob?

395
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:38,862
Oh, Patrick, if something were
to happen to Gary, I, well…

396
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:40,906
I don't know what I'd do.

397
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,116
I'm sorry, buddy.

398
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,160
Hey! Maybe he left a clue.

399
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,496
- [toy squeaks]
- Oh!

400
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,168
[gasps] Look! A clue!

401
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:57,005
[gasps] Gary's been snailnapped!

402
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,842
And taken to The Lost City
of Atlantic City!

403
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,011
[chewing] Oh, really?

404
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,638
That's awesome!

405
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,100
[spits] Now we know where he is.

406
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,435
Mm.

407
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,272
Not really that awesome, Patrick.

408
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,815
Listen to this.

409
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,235
"Made famous by the glitzy palace
Poseidon calls home.

410
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,280
The Lost City of Atlantic City
is a scary,

411
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,741
vice-ridden cesspool
of moral depravity."

412
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:28,328
Wow. All that, and it's lost, too?

413
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,374
"King Poseidon has proven
himself a whimsical tyrant,

414
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,752
known for executing his subjects
by beheading them

415
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,839
in a flamboyant floor show
extravaganza.

416
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,591
Our advice for those
travelling here is…

417
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:43,635
…don't."

418
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:47,931
[gulps] This King Poseidon
sounds like a tough customer.

419
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,808
Oh, yeah. Tough.

420
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,894
Aw, so what?
This is about friends.

421
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:56,815
And friends don't let friends
become somebody else's face cream!

422
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,066
Not what friends do.

423
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,403
- So what if it's dangerous and scary?
- So what!

424
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:06,283
What is stopping me right now
from going there, rescuing Gary

425
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:09,244
and standing up to this
King Poseidon, huh?

426
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,538
- I don't know!
- Well, I do!

427
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,540
- What is it?
- I…

428
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,877
…don't have the courage.

429
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:17,794
[sniffling]

430
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,131
[wailing]

431
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:24,217
Oh, Gary.

432
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,594
Tartar sauce!

433
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:29,097
What's the next best thing
to courage?

434
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,058
- Resolve?
- No.

435
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,559
- Fortitude?
- Nah.

436
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:33,977
- Commitment?
- Nope.

437
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,396
- Wherewithal? Bravery?
- Mm-mm. No.

438
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,148
- Valor. Grit?
- What? No.

439
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:40,233
- Heroism? Gallantry?
- Uh-uh. Nah.

440
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:43,236
- Moxie.
- A buddy! A wingman!

441
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,613
A wingman?

442
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,406
A friend.

443
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,825
Really, Patrick?
You'd go with me?

444
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,870
Yeah… right behind you!

445
00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:54,289
Do I smell a road trip?

446
00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:56,625
[gasps] That could be my breath.

447
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,461
[both laughing]

448
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,213
Okey-dokey.

449
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,131
Now, let's drill down on a plan.

450
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,841
Pat, you're in charge of transpo.

451
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,885
Just remember, I don't drive
and you don't have a car.

452
00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:08,220
Oh…

453
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,724
[motor rumbling]

454
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,313
Beep, beep!

455
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,906
Hey, boys!

456
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,826
Don't know if you have any use
for this old thing,

457
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,869
if you're going on any trips or journeys

458
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:35,288
or quests or rescue missions.

459
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:38,416
But if you are, Otto is your ticket.

460
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,127
[both] Otto!

461
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:44,214
Just tell ol' Otto where you want to go
and it will take you there!

462
00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:45,757
All aboard.

463
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,092
- You're fired.
- Cool!

464
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:49,511
A self-driving boat.

465
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,638
Thanks, Plankton. You're the best!

466
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:54,099
I know, I know. Bye-bye.

467
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:57,435
- Otto. Find, Gary.
- You got it.

468
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,105
[tires screeching]

469
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:06,027
No, Patrick.
You got to be more specific.

470
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,655
Otto, find Gary the snail.

471
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:10,615
[Otto] Recalculating.

472
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,784
[Patrick and SpongeBob yelling]

473
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,745
Ugh. Here, let me try.

474
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,915
Take them to
The Lost City of Atlantic City

475
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,375
and don't ever come back!

476
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:24,296
Never hurts to employ a little hyperbole.

477
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,214
It is my pleasure to serve you.

478
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,803
[both yelling]

479
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,601
[cackles] Bon voyage, boys.

480
00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:40,812
I'm ready. I'm ready. They're dead.

481
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:54,034
This is gonna be like
one of those buddy movies.

482
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,035
We're the buddies!

483
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:58,038
[chuckles] Not sure that really applies,
Patrick, but...

484
00:24:58,121 --> 00:24:59,289
Why not?

485
00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,875
We're two dudes setting out
with a common goal.

486
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:05,587
We'll argue about something dumb,
fight and break up…

487
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,756
Only to come back
together when we realize

488
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,342
neither could do it without the other.

489
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:12,761
It's simple yet magical.

490
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,596
[SpongeBob] Yeah.

491
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:17,807
It feels more to me like
the journey of a singular hero,

492
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:20,727
who against all odds,
triumphs over adversity.

493
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:23,063
[snorts] I say buddy movie

494
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:25,857
and you say, oh, whatever that
dumb thing was you just said.

495
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,400
Oh, really? Dumb thing?

496
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,111
I'm dumb?
Oh, I love your sense of irony, Patrick.

497
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,198
Thank you.
I love my sense of ironing, too.

498
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,992
Maybe if your head
wasn't packed full of sand,

499
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,202
you could have ironing!

500
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:38,912
Well, better a head full of sand

501
00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:41,456
than a head full of rocks, like yours!

502
00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:44,042
Ah! That's it! Stop the car!

503
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:45,543
Yeah, stop the car, Otto!

504
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:47,337
[brakes squeal]

505
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,755
[both yelling]

506
00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,016
[rueful chuckle] Sorry, Patrick. Really.

507
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,435
I shouldn't have said
you have rocks in your head.

508
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:06,398
I shouldn't have said
your brain was made of sand.

509
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:09,442
That was mean and dumb.

510
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,820
Okay. Let's just forget it, huh?

511
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,196
Never happened!

512
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,198
[grunts] Uh-huh.

513
00:26:16,574 --> 00:26:19,411
["On The Road Again" playing]

514
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:20,662
OTTO: Hop on in, guys.

515
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,497
♪ On the road again ♪

516
00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:25,959
[Otto] Come on, guys.

517
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,294
Ha, ha, ha!

518
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:28,211
Nope.

519
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:31,464
♪ The life I love is making
Music with my friends ♪

520
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:34,968
♪ And I can't wait to get
On the road again ♪

521
00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:37,429
[Otto laughing]

522
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,015
[overlapping chatter]

523
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:43,184
- Krabby! [yelling]
- One at a time, people.

524
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,312
One at a time. [chuckles]

525
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,355
Squidward, why ain't I seeing
Krabby Patties

526
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,606
rolling out the service window?

527
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,067
- Where's SpongeBob?
- How should I know?

528
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,320
And, frankly,
you won't find me complaining.

529
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:54,321
Heh-heh!

530
00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:57,949
SpongeBob!
What's with yer lollygaggin' boy?

531
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,159
SpongeBob?

532
00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:03,121
SpongeBob? SpongeBob?

533
00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:06,750
Get out here this instant!
That's a direct order!

534
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,837
I don't get it.
He has never missed a workday.

535
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:12,756
[shrieks]

536
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:15,342
[all chanting]
Krabby Patty! Krabby Patty!

537
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,886
Hey! Where are my Krabby Patties?

538
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,556
- How should I know?
- It's coming, sir, it's coming!

539
00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:24,392
Squidward, get in that kitchen
and whip up some Krabby Patties.

540
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:28,897
All right, Gertrude…
Now, what did he say?

541
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,482
Uh, spark her flints.

542
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:34,069
Uh, jiggle her jets.
And… oh, yes!

543
00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:37,697
"The Little Griddle Who Could."

544
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,658
"We're fresh from the freezer,"
said the little...

545
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,500
- Mr. Krabs, we've got a...
- Squidward!

546
00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,960
Ow! Save… Ow! …yourself!

547
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,504
Oh!

548
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:56,299
We wouldn't be in this mess
if SpongeBob was around.

549
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,551
Where is SpongeBob?

550
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,517
[hawk cries]

551
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,268
[both snoring]

552
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:16,403
[both gasp]

553
00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:17,904
[Patrick] Where are we?

554
00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:19,739
We must be dreaming!

555
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,742
[chortles] You amuse me, SpongeBob.

556
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,078
Two people can't have the same dream,

557
00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:28,289
let alone be in that same dream
at the same time.

558
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:31,042
That would be philosophically untenable.

559
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:34,212
Indeed. You proffer
a metaphysical conundrum.

560
00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:36,631
Wait, we're talking like smart people.

561
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,341
This must be a dream!

562
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:40,677
Plus, we're on the surface and we're…

563
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,387
[inhales] …breathing air, so…

564
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:44,597
- …yeah!
- [gasping]

565
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:45,932
Air?!

566
00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:48,476
[both laughing]

567
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:52,897
Hey, town up ahead!

568
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:58,027
[SpongeBob] "Goner Gulch."
Ha! That's a funny name.

569
00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:15,754
"The Inferno Saloon."

570
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:20,049
"Ye who enter here abandon all hope."

571
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:24,053
Guess that's another way
of saying "no public restrooms".

572
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,432
Hello?

573
00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:28,975
[voice echoing]

574
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,436
[hawk cries]

575
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:36,024
- Otto, keep it close.
- Yeah, don't go anywhere.

576
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:37,358
Go anywhere.

577
00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:41,029
It is my pleasure to serve.
You're fired.

578
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:44,073
Oh! How are we gonna find Gary now?

579
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,451
- Maybe Otto just went to park.
- [both yell]

580
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:56,753
[both shriek]

581
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:02,467
Hello.

582
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,344
[yelps] Who are you?

583
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:08,014
I am a simple tumbleweed.
Call me Sage.

584
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:10,433
- Sage.
- Hey, Sage. Good name.

585
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:13,812
Thanks. I'm made out of sage,
and I am a sage.

586
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:15,480
So it works out pretty well.

587
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,607
- [eye glint chimes]
- I'm Patrick!

588
00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:20,527
My name means "toaster" in Celtic.

589
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:22,487
Pretty sure it doesn't.

590
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:27,659
This dream you share
has a hidden purpose, young seekers.

591
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:29,994
Oh! So we are in a dream!

592
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:33,540
And I, friend, am the dream weaver.

593
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:37,168
♪ Ohh, dream weaver… ♪

594
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,840
Whoa, are you inside our minds right now?

595
00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,967
- Yes, Patrick.
- Wow!

596
00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:47,387
I am here to help you
on your journey, SpongeBob.

597
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:50,181
But first, you must accept a challenge.

598
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:53,935
But, I just want to find Gary
and bring him home.

599
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:57,480
- Do you love Gary?
- More than anything!

600
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,191
And, young sponge,
once you meet this challenge

601
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:03,152
you may pass on
to find your precious Gary.

602
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:05,697
- Got it. Right.
- Oh, right, that makes sense.

603
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,366
[spits]

604
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:09,409
Eww.

605
00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,369
[Sage] Take this challenge coin.

606
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:13,872
Challenge coin!

607
00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:17,000
It will give you courage
when bravery is in short supply.

608
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,042
- Whoa!
- Cool!

609
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:21,629
Now, your challenge lies behind
these saloon doors.

610
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,298
- Let's go! Come on, Patrick.
- Wait.

611
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:24,549
- Let's kill this challenge.
- [Sage] Wait, guys!

612
00:31:24,632 --> 00:31:26,301
[Patrick]
Challenge coin coming through!

613
00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,303
I didn't give you your challenge!

614
00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:31,431
Patience, Sage. Patience.

615
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,312
Huh.

616
00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,230
[piano playing]

617
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:45,987
Oh, cool.
One of those old player pianos.

618
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:48,948
[laughter]

619
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,325
- [both yelp]
- Or…

620
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,410
one of those old piano players!

621
00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:55,997
[high-pitched cackling]

622
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,463
[both screaming] Scary people!

623
00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:06,674
Flesh-eating cowboy pirate zombies,
to be precise.

624
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,719
[stuttering] Flesh-eating
cowboy pirate zombies?!

625
00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,596
This is your challenge.

626
00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:13,765
Free these zombies
from their earthly binds

627
00:32:13,848 --> 00:32:15,725
and release their souls.

628
00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:18,436
If this weren't a dream,
I'd be freaking out right now!

629
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:19,771
Oh, yeah!

630
00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:21,731
[giggles] We are in a dream.

631
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:23,858
- [laughing]
- La, la-la, la-la, la, la.

632
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,443
Okay, everyone!

633
00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:28,404
We're here to release
your imprisoned souls.

634
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:29,989
[thunder crashing]

635
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,282
What was that?

636
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:34,661
Ah, El Diablo the Wicked approaches.

637
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:38,748
♪ El Diablo, El Diablo ♪

638
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:43,127
♪ El Diablo, El Diablo ♪

639
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:44,545
♪ Very bad man ♪

640
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,089
El Diablo?

641
00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:48,508
Master of this zombie crew.

642
00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:50,093
- Uh-oh.
- He sounds bad.

643
00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,260
Good luck.

644
00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:57,517
Patrick, the zombies are swarming!

645
00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,354
- They're gonna eat our brains!
- [shrieks]

646
00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:02,897
[dance music playing]

647
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,273
♪ Dance! ♪

648
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,111
♪ Dance! ♪

649
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,241
♪ Boss Dogg ♪

650
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,118
♪ Even when I'm on
I'm off, y'all ♪

651
00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:17,036
♪ Lookin' for the King
It'll cost y'all ♪

652
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,788
♪ You better leave now
are you lost, dawg? ♪

653
00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:20,999
♪ The Zombie King
Yeah, I hear him coming ♪

654
00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:23,126
♪ OG ghoul with a thirst
For the run-in ♪

655
00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:24,210
♪ You in the wrong bar
Wrong town ♪

656
00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:25,211
♪ Got a spot to fill ♪

657
00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:27,088
♪ The real deal
Coming down that hill ♪

658
00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:28,881
♪ Your brains for breakfast ♪

659
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,717
♪ Soul on the menu
Major checklist ♪

660
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,885
♪ Ghouls, goblins
Guard the exit ♪

661
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,887
♪ The fire in his eyes
Ain't hard to catch it ♪

662
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:37,557
♪ El Diablo, the haunting
Taunting veterano ♪

663
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,641
♪ It's scary, I know ♪

664
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,601
♪ The Goner Gulch
Where the drama is ♪

665
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,478
♪ But don't hate the game
We in the zombie biz ♪

666
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:45,189
- ♪ We feel the love ♪
- ♪ Yes, sir ♪

667
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,859
- ♪ When we all dance together ♪
- ♪ What? What? What? ♪

668
00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:49,027
♪ Together ♪

669
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:53,281
♪ We made it, made it
Up all life long ♪

670
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:56,034
♪ We won't stop… ♪

671
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,411
♪ El Diablo is here! ♪

672
00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:00,329
- ♪ Dance! ♪
- ♪ We the baddest crew ♪

673
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,373
- ♪ Hands high! ♪
- ♪ What's eating you? ♪

674
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,375
- ♪ Us! ♪
- ♪ We comin' through ♪

675
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:06,794
♪ Killing it is how we do! ♪

676
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,089
♪ El Diablo's on his way
Smell the odor of decay ♪

677
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:12,341
♪ Dance, we came to slay ♪

678
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,802
♪ 'Cause killing it
Is how we do! ♪

679
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,930
[gasping]

680
00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:22,518
What did I tell you about
dancing when I'm not here?!

681
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,605
But, boss, it's Freestyle Friday!

682
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:28,691
Oh. Okay, my bad.

683
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,862
Hey. Yo, SpongeBob? I got to dip.

684
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:34,781
Y'all got this.

685
00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,991
Bring the prisoners to my office.

686
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:40,161
Huh. What'd that guy mean by prisoners?

687
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:43,664
[yelling]

688
00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:48,086
[knife sharpening]

689
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:56,260
So, you dare to enter
the ghost town of the damned,

690
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,596
barge into my demon's lair…

691
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,766
telling my zombies…

692
00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:03,476
that you're gonna free their souls…

693
00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:04,644
[cackles]

694
00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:06,979
like it ain't no thing!

695
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:11,192
Well, uh, Mr. Diablo,
the good thing is we're in a dream.

696
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:14,153
- A shared dream.
- Right, a shared dream.

697
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:17,156
So there's no need to get
all bent out of shape about it.

698
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,408
- It's not real!
- 'Cause it's a dream.

699
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:22,829
Who told you that?
That crazy bush guy?

700
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:25,540
- Uh…
- Maybe.

701
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:28,918
What he should've told you was
it's not a dream!

702
00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,837
[shrieking]

703
00:35:32,004 --> 00:35:34,340
He might be right, Patrick.
That felt pretty real.

704
00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:36,259
Yeah, that really hurt.

705
00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:38,386
[screaming]

706
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,847
Run!

707
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,146
Hang on, Patrick.

708
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,606
Foul demon, be gone!

709
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,569
What the heck is that?

710
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:56,612
Huh?

711
00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:58,823
What do I look like, a parking meter?

712
00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:00,700
But Sage said...

713
00:36:00,783 --> 00:36:02,243
Coin laundry's right down the street.

714
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,327
[laughs]

715
00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:05,371
That's pathetic!

716
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:07,415
[yells]

717
00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:10,042
[screams]

718
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,420
Get away from those curtains!

719
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:15,464
- What? These curtains?
- Oh, these are nice curtains.

720
00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:17,550
Oh, they are. So soft.

721
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:18,759
- [hissing]
- [screams]

722
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,845
- That's weird.
- [screams]

723
00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:23,055
These curtains are making a strange sound.

724
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,390
[shrieking]

725
00:36:24,473 --> 00:36:27,143
I think the curtain rod needs some oil.

726
00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:29,687
Once the rod goes,
you're probably better off

727
00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:31,272
getting a whole new set of curtains.

728
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,316
Oh, Mr. Diablo,
do you have any other cur...

729
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,734
Oh!

730
00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:39,739
Patrick, I think we should
get out of here!

731
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:45,870
Hey, everybody!

732
00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:48,414
El Diablo says he doesn't want
to be disturbed.

733
00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:50,958
Yeah, he's feeling a little burnt…

734
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,043
[grunts]

735
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:53,878
- …out.
- Toodle-oo!

736
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:55,171
- Buh-bye!
- See you!

737
00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:56,214
Take care!

738
00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,216
Thank ye, SpongeBob.

739
00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:00,301
We're finally free!

740
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,344
Huh?

741
00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:03,137
Adiós, mateys!

742
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,306
- Thanks, SpongeBob.
- We're finally free.

743
00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:07,308
Good luck on your journey, boys.

744
00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:16,651
Do you know what this means?

745
00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,694
We passed the challenge!

746
00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:21,572
Now we can find Gary! Yay!

747
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:25,826
♪ El Diablo, El Diablo ♪

748
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:29,288
♪ El Diablo, El Diablo ♪

749
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,165
[yelling]

750
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,541
Otto!

751
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,126
Howdy, partners.

752
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:37,922
Wait! Can't forget the "courage."

753
00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:39,131
[growling]

754
00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:41,384
- [Patrick] It's him!
- Yikes!

755
00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:42,885
[Patrick]
Come on, Otto. Let's go!

756
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:46,055
[SpongeBob]
Come on, come on, Otto!

757
00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:48,766
- Step on it, Otto! Go! Go!
- Faster! Go faster!

758
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:51,060
Go, Otto, go!

759
00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:52,687
♪ Very bad man ♪

760
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,647
Faster!

761
00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:56,941
Wake up. Your dream is fired.

762
00:37:57,024 --> 00:38:00,361
-[murmuring] Faster
-Huh? Oh!

763
00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,780
Phew! We're back on the bottom.

764
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:05,116
See, Patrick?
It must have been a dream.

765
00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:07,493
[Sage] More of a vision really.

766
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,080
- Sage?
- Oh. Hi, Sage.

767
00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:12,873
- Hello.
- You are real.

768
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:16,335
As real as your desire
to see that which you cannot.

769
00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:19,380
Yeah, well, that which
I cannot see is Gary.

770
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,049
I got to know what's happening.

771
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,884
This wish I grant you.

772
00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:29,348
Through the mystical fabric
of the fourth dimension,

773
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,058
you may now view what's happening

774
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,936
at the same time as things
are happening to you.

775
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:37,523
Behold. The Window of Meanwhile.

776
00:38:37,606 --> 00:38:40,443
The Window of Meanwhile!

777
00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:41,861
What's it do?

778
00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:45,948
It's like the Video On Demand
service of parallel action.

779
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,033
Have a look.

780
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:50,244
- Whoa…
- Hey, Patrick. Down in front.

781
00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:53,497
[Gary purring]

782
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,416
Look, Patrick, there he is!

783
00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:57,084
Yeah, he looks all right.

784
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,169
- Hey, Gary!
- [meows]

785
00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,420
[SpongeBob]
He doesn't look so bad.

786
00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:01,172
He looks pretty comfy!

787
00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:03,674
- No reason to panic.
- Yeah!

788
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,092
He looks like he's well taken care of.

789
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,803
Look what I found. Snail time.

790
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,388
- [Poseidon] Hello, precious.
- [meows]

791
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,806
Gary?

792
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:14,852
I hope you don't run out of juice,
or you'll end up like the others.

793
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:15,978
[SpongeBob] What?!

794
00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:24,862
[whip cracks]

795
00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:31,285
Oh, yes.

796
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:34,121
- Gary! Gary, hello?
- Gary!

797
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,333
Okay, the Window of Meanwhile
doesn't really work that way.

798
00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:40,086
- Gary, run! Get out of there!
- Gary!

799
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:43,756
It's not a video chat app like
Skype or FaceTime, or anything.

800
00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:46,384
- We got to hurry! Gary!
- Over here! Gary!

801
00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:49,345
[Sage, echoing]
Totally can't hear you.

802
00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:50,388
[SpongeBob] Hello!

803
00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,393
[bells chime]

804
00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:01,649
Hello, Eugene, old friend!

805
00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:03,401
How's business?

806
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,403
[laughs]

807
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:08,280
Bad? Good.

808
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:10,282
Well, that's restaurants for you, huh?

809
00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:12,743
Feast or famine. [chuckles]

810
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:13,869
But I digress.

811
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:18,165
Why don't you be a good little loser
and hand over the secret formula?

812
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,167
[sighs deeply]

813
00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:31,137
Take it. It's yours.

814
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,763
Wha…

815
00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:36,392
Take it all.

816
00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:38,769
Wait…

817
00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:41,021
You're giving up?

818
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,857
Oh, Plankton…

819
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,609
I wouldn't expect you to understand.

820
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:48,737
But somehow, without SpongeBob,

821
00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:50,489
this whole thing…

822
00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:53,617
just doesn't make sense anymore!

823
00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:58,038
You can't do that.

824
00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,791
I've spent my entire career
waiting for this moment

825
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:03,544
and you roll over
like a harpooned whale?

826
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:06,005
I won't let you rob me of my vengeance!

827
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,717
Give my regards to your lovely wife.

828
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,510
[sniffles, moans]

829
00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:15,431
Huh.

830
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,017
This doesn't, uh…

831
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:21,020
feel quite as good as, uh…

832
00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:24,106
Yay, I won.

833
00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:28,360
[Otto] Congratulations.

834
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,070
You have arrived at your destination.

835
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:33,657
[SpongeBob]
The Lost City of Atlantic City!

836
00:41:36,535 --> 00:41:38,621
[Patrick] It's pretty.

837
00:41:39,538 --> 00:41:41,916
Beware, young seekers.

838
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:44,168
All is distortion.

839
00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:46,420
If you aren't careful,
The Lost City will draw you

840
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,589
into her fickle embrace,

841
00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:50,799
blind you with her dazzling distractions

842
00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:53,677
and tempt you with her
fleeting games of chance.

843
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:56,639
Whatever you do, don't be led astray,

844
00:41:56,722 --> 00:42:01,769
don't lose focus
and don't forget why you came here.

845
00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,190
- Don't forget. Good one.
- Thanks, Sage-meister.

846
00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:08,025
- I think we got this.
- Yeah, Sage.

847
00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:10,110
I mean, you've been pretty good
up until now, but,

848
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:15,574
I love Gary more than anything
in the whole world!

849
00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:17,201
And we came here to get him back.

850
00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:18,160
[Sage] Okay.

851
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,829
I wouldn't worry about us
losing any focus.

852
00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:22,665
Oh, boy.

853
00:42:22,748 --> 00:42:24,500
We got focus to burn, baby...

854
00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:28,254
[both] Whoa!

855
00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:33,050
- Cotton candy!
- Ice cream!

856
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:35,469
Churros!

857
00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:40,391
["Livin' La Vida Loca" playing]

858
00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:42,226
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Yay!

859
00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,271
Yumm!

860
00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:46,772
[screams]

861
00:42:48,190 --> 00:42:50,067
[munching]

862
00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:51,902
[yelling]

863
00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:55,489
[munching]

864
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:57,575
What's up?

865
00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:02,371
Isn't it cool how they let you
trade in your real money

866
00:43:02,454 --> 00:43:03,998
for these little plastic circles?

867
00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:05,833
[Otto] I love money!

868
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:08,502
Casinos are magical.

869
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,129
Would you mind if I put this down, sir?

870
00:43:10,212 --> 00:43:11,505
Place it wherever you like.

871
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,965
Just put it on L.

872
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:14,550
Patrick, that's not an L, that's a seven.

873
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:17,386
Seven starts with an L?
That's weird.

874
00:43:23,183 --> 00:43:24,101
Seven!

875
00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:26,103
More plastic circles!

876
00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:29,857
- Who are you guys?
- [all] We're your entourage.

877
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:33,611
[all] ♪ Upside, inside out ♪

878
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,363
♪ She's livin' la vida loca ♪

879
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:40,451
Place your bets.

880
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,369
Come on, seven!

881
00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:47,082
Lucky seven! Winner!

882
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:49,543
[cheering]

883
00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:52,171
♪ Living la vida loca! ♪

884
00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:54,840
♪ Living la vida loca! ♪

885
00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:57,551
Seven! Seven! Seven!

886
00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:00,679
[Patrick chanting]
Seven. Seven. Seven.

887
00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:03,265
[all cheering]

888
00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:10,939
- Hey, Patrick!
- What's up, Spongey-Dawg?

889
00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:13,484
- I lost all my money.
- Me, too!

890
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,402
[entourage groans]

891
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,531
[laughing]

892
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,098
[humming]

893
00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:58,612
- [SpongeBob coughing]
- Party people!

894
00:44:58,695 --> 00:45:00,447
[exclaiming]

895
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,492
Oh. Where is everybody?

896
00:45:03,575 --> 00:45:05,202
[groans, coughing]

897
00:45:05,285 --> 00:45:07,788
I feel like I swallowed a sea urchin.

898
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:09,706
Me, too. [coughs]

899
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,042
Hey, I did swallow a sea urchin!

900
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,961
Well, well, well.

901
00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:17,548
Sagester! Good to see ya, pal!

902
00:45:17,631 --> 00:45:19,299
Nice work, boys.

903
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:23,095
Way to take my pearls of wisdom
and flush them down the toilet.

904
00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:25,556
Oh, no. Wait, did we…?

905
00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:28,225
Lose focus like I told you not to?

906
00:45:28,308 --> 00:45:31,061
Focus? Huh.

907
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:33,063
Let me jangle your minds.

908
00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:35,941
You came here to get back
something you lost.

909
00:45:36,024 --> 00:45:38,068
- Uh…
- Hm.

910
00:45:38,944 --> 00:45:40,821
Something you love.

911
00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,031
[both] Gary!

912
00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:45,159
Yeah, Gary.

913
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:48,537
Seriously, it's hard enough
being stuck in a tumbleweed…

914
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,289
Patrick, we got to find Gary!

915
00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:53,333
…but dealing with you two makes me
want to light myself on fire.

916
00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:54,710
Sage, buddy.

917
00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:56,670
Can we please look into
the Window of Meanwhile

918
00:45:56,753 --> 00:45:59,131
one more time to see where Gary is?

919
00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:01,675
No, it's not an on-demand service.

920
00:46:01,758 --> 00:46:05,512
And especially not for people who pass out
and sleep in their own vomit all night.

921
00:46:08,056 --> 00:46:09,975
It's not vomit. It's drool.

922
00:46:10,058 --> 00:46:11,977
[grumbling]

923
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:15,355
Fortunately for you,
you woke up right here.

924
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,649
On the steps of Poseidon's Palace.

925
00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,736
- [SpongeBob] Whoa.
- [Patrick] Wow.

926
00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:23,155
Now get it together. Go!

927
00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:26,617
All right, Gary. We're coming for ya!

928
00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:31,205
Boy, oh, boy. Hey…

929
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,706
Almost there, Gary.

930
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,422
Hey, hop on!

931
00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:43,133
They're just giving these things
away at the grocery store.

932
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,426
Good call, buddy.

933
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:46,678
Hot stuff coming through!

934
00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:49,097
Get a load of this place, Patrick.

935
00:46:51,266 --> 00:46:52,392
Hello.

936
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:55,103
We would like an audience
with His Majesty King Poseidon.

937
00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:59,858
Oh, sure. Let me check.
Two rubes to see Poseidon. No.

938
00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:02,653
[both yelling]

939
00:47:02,736 --> 00:47:04,363
Hey, dude. We're the Blue Fin Group.

940
00:47:04,446 --> 00:47:05,781
Of course. Right this...

941
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:10,536
The Blue Fin Group! No!

942
00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:11,703
Hey!

943
00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:13,622
[yelling]

944
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:20,796
- [band finishing tune]
- Hey, hey, hey!

945
00:47:20,879 --> 00:47:23,507
I'm Tiffany Haddock
and I'm here just for the halibut.

946
00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:25,050
- Ha-ha-ha!
- [rimshot]

947
00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:26,843
- [laughter]
- Whoo-hoo!

948
00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:27,803
All right then.

949
00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:30,639
Our next performers are gonna knock...

950
00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:32,474
- [grunting]
- [crash]

951
00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:36,562
[Poseidon laughs]

952
00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:37,980
Poseidon?

953
00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:41,066
We are getting an audience with the King.

954
00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:45,737
Well, let's have it. Perform, please!

955
00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,741
♪ Hey! Aka Waka Maka Mia ♪

956
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,368
- ♪ Was a puffer fish ♪
- [farts]

957
00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:54,746
♪ Being bigger than a puffer
Was his only wish ♪

958
00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,790
♪ And so he huffed, he puffed ♪

959
00:47:56,873 --> 00:47:58,458
- ♪ He billowed and he blew ♪
- [Gary meows]

960
00:48:00,085 --> 00:48:01,420
[both] Gary!

961
00:48:02,337 --> 00:48:03,338
[meows]

962
00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,257
Gary, I'm coming, buddy!

963
00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:07,301
- [diner shouts]
- [meows]

964
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:10,679
Excuse me. Sorry. My bad. Whoop.

965
00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:12,723
Sorry. Whoa!

966
00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:17,436
Hi, there!
Excuse me, King Poseidon, sire.

967
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:19,688
There's been a misunderstanding
about Gary.

968
00:48:19,771 --> 00:48:20,772
- Gary?
- [meows]

969
00:48:20,897 --> 00:48:22,190
- Gary.
- Gary?

970
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:24,234
The snail that you're rubbing
all over your face right now.

971
00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:27,154
Nonsense. Besides,
this snail's name is Fred.

972
00:48:27,237 --> 00:48:29,323
"Fred?" You renamed Gary?

973
00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:30,657
- Fred.
- Gary.

974
00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:33,619
- Fred! Fred!
- Gary! Gary!

975
00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:35,120
- Fred!
- Gary!

976
00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:36,204
Fred!

977
00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:39,499
Seize them!

978
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,667
[SpongeBob] Gary!

979
00:48:41,293 --> 00:48:42,377
Gary!

980
00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:45,255
But Gary loves me! And I love him.

981
00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:49,092
[meows sadly]

982
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:53,889
[Sandy] Yeehaw!

983
00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,935
Incoming!

984
00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:01,313
[laughs]

985
00:49:02,939 --> 00:49:04,566
Whoa!

986
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:08,487
Good rockets.

987
00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:10,989
- [knocking on door]
- SpongeBob?

988
00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:13,116
Get yer co-pilot goggles, dude,

989
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,743
'cause we're goin' sleddin'!

990
00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:16,578
SpongeBob?

991
00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:20,749
You in here?

992
00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:23,001
SpongeBob?

993
00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,296
[yelps]

994
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:27,714
SpongeBob!

995
00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:29,841
Huh. That's weird.

996
00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:32,469
Something's fishy around here.

997
00:49:44,606 --> 00:49:47,109
All right, what'd y'all do
with SpongeBob?

998
00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:49,111
We don't know where he is, Sandy.

999
00:49:49,194 --> 00:49:50,987
Hasn't been here in days. [screams]

1000
00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:53,824
Don't you play coy with me, Cephalopod.

1001
00:49:53,907 --> 00:49:55,826
- And you, Arthropod!
- [shrieks]

1002
00:49:55,909 --> 00:49:57,661
Start talking. Where is he?

1003
00:49:57,744 --> 00:50:00,205
Tied up in the basement?
Stuffed in your trunk?

1004
00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:02,791
Nay, I could never harm the lad.

1005
00:50:02,874 --> 00:50:04,793
His absence has taught me that much.

1006
00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:08,088
And I'm not just talking about
the money I'm losing with him gone.

1007
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:09,715
[both] Hmm…

1008
00:50:11,007 --> 00:50:13,677
Okay, fifty percent
talking about the money

1009
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,179
and fifty percent talking about
I truly miss the boy.

1010
00:50:16,263 --> 00:50:17,556
Aw.

1011
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:21,601
I hate to admit it, but things
just aren't the same without him.

1012
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:25,355
There's no denying it. We need SpongeBob.

1013
00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:28,442
Did anyone ever stop to think
that he might need us?

1014
00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:32,195
This is Perch Perkins coming to you
from The Lost City of Atlantic City.

1015
00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:33,864
I'm standing on the strip outside

1016
00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:36,616
Poseidon's Palace and Casino,
where two suspects have been

1017
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,452
- taken into custody tonight…
- [gasping]

1018
00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,871
…following an attempt on the Royal Snail.

1019
00:50:40,954 --> 00:50:43,874
The sponge and sea star were
impersonating a lounge act

1020
00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:47,043
when they made an attempt
on Poseidon's prize mollusk.

1021
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:48,336
[meows]

1022
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,005
[all] It's Gary!

1023
00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:53,091
The suspects' vehicle was apprehended
after a high-speed chase.

1024
00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:56,261
Mr. Krabs. What happened to Otto?

1025
00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:59,681
Well, he took an automated vacation!

1026
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,475
In a related story, Poseidon's Palace

1027
00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:04,186
presents a command performance,
featuring the execution

1028
00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:07,689
of the suspects in the Aqua Room
this Friday night.

1029
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:10,400
[spits] Execution of the suspects?

1030
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,486
What happened to habeas swordfish?

1031
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,947
It's a fun-filled family event,
with opening act Kelpy G.

1032
00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:17,991
One performance only,
tickets still available.

1033
00:51:18,074 --> 00:51:19,409
[both gasp]

1034
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:22,037
- We've got to go help them!
- We embark immediately.

1035
00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:24,164
Excuse me.

1036
00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:26,041
Can I tag along?

1037
00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:27,167
Plankton?

1038
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,377
What have you got to do with this?

1039
00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:31,087
[stammering] I… I…

1040
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:34,549
I might have had a teensy-weensy
hand in a very...

1041
00:51:34,716 --> 00:51:36,760
Yeah, yeah,
we'll hear about it in the car.

1042
00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:38,595
Mr. Squidward, are ya coming?

1043
00:51:38,678 --> 00:51:40,806
Ha! Fat chance.

1044
00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:45,227
Fat chance I'd miss
a Kelpy G performance. I'm in.

1045
00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:47,479
To the Pattymobile!

1046
00:51:57,197 --> 00:51:59,115
What, this old tub?

1047
00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:01,743
Never judge a Pattymobile
by its bun, Squidward.

1048
00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:18,635
Let's light this puppy!

1049
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:20,679
[crank squeaking]

1050
00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:26,101
[Mr. Krabs cackling]

1051
00:52:26,685 --> 00:52:28,937
[Sandy] Yeehaw!

1052
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:30,689
[all exclaiming]

1053
00:52:30,897 --> 00:52:34,067
Mommy!

1054
00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:45,620
[long, somber musical note playing]

1055
00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:01,928
[chuckles]

1056
00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:07,726
[playing higher note]

1057
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:12,063
Huh? SpongeBob?

1058
00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:13,315
Are you okay?

1059
00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:17,402
Hey, buddy. Sorry about this.

1060
00:53:17,485 --> 00:53:20,030
[sniffling] It's not your fault, Patrick.

1061
00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:22,824
You've been a
true friend this whole time.

1062
00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:26,202
Never wavered, never faltered.
It's just…

1063
00:53:26,286 --> 00:53:28,413
I failed, that's all!

1064
00:53:28,496 --> 00:53:32,000
And I'll never see
innocent little Gary again.

1065
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:34,711
Oh, my heart is broken!

1066
00:53:34,794 --> 00:53:37,380
- [crying]
- Oh, come on now.

1067
00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:40,467
Buck up. It's not over yet, SpongeBob.

1068
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:44,012
It sure feels over. And crappy.

1069
00:53:44,095 --> 00:53:46,848
Just saying there's
two sides to every coin.

1070
00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:48,808
Oh, Patrick, what does a coin have to...

1071
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:50,685
Wait, did you just say "coin"?

1072
00:53:50,769 --> 00:53:52,812
Me? Uh, don't think so.

1073
00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:54,439
- [mooing noise]
- [giggles]

1074
00:53:54,522 --> 00:53:56,650
You did. You said "coin"!

1075
00:53:57,233 --> 00:53:59,819
- Not remembering that exactly.
- [makes telephone noise]

1076
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:02,989
- Hello?
- The challenge coin! Of course!

1077
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:05,951
Oh, don't you see, Patrick?
We're saved!

1078
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:07,577
I said hello.

1079
00:54:09,329 --> 00:54:10,997
Patrick, it's gone!

1080
00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:14,417
Meh. Was the challenge coin
really that useful?

1081
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:15,835
Hello?

1082
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,506
Oh! Stupid prank callers.

1083
00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:21,132
Hey, wait a sec.

1084
00:54:21,216 --> 00:54:24,094
I gave it to you, remember?
For safe keeping.

1085
00:54:24,177 --> 00:54:25,303
No.

1086
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:28,556
Come on, it was last night!
We were at the crappie tables.

1087
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,810
[croupier] Winner! Place your bets.

1088
00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:35,730
Come on, seven! Come on, seven!
Come on, seven!

1089
00:54:37,899 --> 00:54:39,526
You!

1090
00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:41,987
You gambled away my challenge coin!

1091
00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:45,240
You wrecked our entire mission
with one stupid bet!

1092
00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:47,325
Well, only after you kept saying…

1093
00:54:48,243 --> 00:54:51,079
Let it ride, Patrick! Let it ride!

1094
00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:52,789
- Whoo!
- But, SpongeBob…

1095
00:54:52,872 --> 00:54:54,916
What if you need
the challenge coin tomorrow

1096
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,210
to help you summon your courage?

1097
00:54:57,293 --> 00:54:59,212
Tomorrow is for weenies!

1098
00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:03,091
Whoo! [laughing]

1099
00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:06,761
Well, it's tomorrow and guess
who's the weenie.

1100
00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:08,805
[huffs]

1101
00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:11,057
I… can't…

1102
00:55:11,224 --> 00:55:13,059
believe you!

1103
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:16,813
You can't believe me?
Are you serious right now?

1104
00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:19,315
Well! Maybe you can believe this.

1105
00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:20,817
I'm out of here!

1106
00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:29,784
And don't come back!

1107
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:32,454
Oh, don't worry, I won't!

1108
00:55:32,537 --> 00:55:34,289
- Good!
- Ever!

1109
00:55:34,372 --> 00:55:36,124
- Fine!
- Super!

1110
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:38,918
Hey, losers.

1111
00:55:40,378 --> 00:55:41,629
Oh, hey, Sage.

1112
00:55:41,713 --> 00:55:42,964
Sage, glad you're here.

1113
00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:45,508
Guess who gambled away my challenge coin.

1114
00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:47,844
Guess who blames everyone else
for his troubles.

1115
00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:48,803
Enough!

1116
00:55:49,804 --> 00:55:51,806
Did I mention you are
the worst epic heroes

1117
00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:54,184
for whom I have ever been a spirit guide?

1118
00:55:54,267 --> 00:55:56,311
Um, I think we went over that
this morning.

1119
00:55:56,394 --> 00:55:57,812
I believe we did, yeah.

1120
00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:59,397
[sighs]

1121
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:03,693
SpongeBob, the coin was just a symbol.

1122
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:05,820
The courage you seek is inside you,

1123
00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:07,113
not in the coin.

1124
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:09,574
And it will come to you
in your hour of need.

1125
00:56:09,657 --> 00:56:12,243
But isn't this my hour of need?

1126
00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:14,871
[laughs] Oh, no.

1127
00:56:14,954 --> 00:56:17,207
It gets way worse.

1128
00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:18,708
Bye!

1129
00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:22,128
- Worse?
- Dude said way worse.

1130
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:26,841
[scatting] Prepare the prisoners.

1131
00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,259
Oh, that couldn't be for us.

1132
00:56:28,343 --> 00:56:31,304
It's your big moment to fry…
I mean, shine.

1133
00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:34,557
[gasps] It is for us, Patrick!
We're gonna die!

1134
00:56:35,642 --> 00:56:38,478
[Plankton]
And that's how I got SpongeBob

1135
00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:40,814
out of Bikini Bottom. [giggles]

1136
00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:43,525
- Why, that's monstrous!
- Wait, that sounds good.

1137
00:56:43,608 --> 00:56:46,361
- Oh, brother.
- What do you expect? I'm evil.

1138
00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:48,154
Let's just focus on the plan.

1139
00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:51,991
[Mr. Krabs] We're approaching
The Lost City of Atlantic City.

1140
00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:54,869
- Make way there, make way!
- [pedestrians exclaim]

1141
00:56:57,789 --> 00:56:58,998
Oh!

1142
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:00,959
Eww.

1143
00:57:01,626 --> 00:57:05,380
"Sponge and Star Execution Extravaganza"?

1144
00:57:05,463 --> 00:57:07,298
No time to lose!

1145
00:57:10,009 --> 00:57:12,637
Woop, woop, woop!
Ladies and gentlefish,

1146
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:15,098
welcome to the Aqua Room, y'all.

1147
00:57:15,181 --> 00:57:17,892
The greatest show underwater.

1148
00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:19,352
[playing upbeat tune]

1149
00:57:19,435 --> 00:57:20,728
[Tiffany] My groupies and groupers…

1150
00:57:20,812 --> 00:57:24,190
- We love you, Tiffany!
- Yeah holler at your girl!

1151
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,900
Are you ready to be entertained?

1152
00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:27,569
Hmm? I can't hear you.

1153
00:57:27,652 --> 00:57:30,113
Are you ready to be entertained?

1154
00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:31,489
[laughs]

1155
00:57:32,365 --> 00:57:35,243
All right, then,
let's meet the contestants.

1156
00:57:35,326 --> 00:57:38,621
In this corner,
a sponge and a star…

1157
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:41,458
…two of the ocean's
most notorious criminals!

1158
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:44,252
[crowd hissing, booing]

1159
00:57:44,335 --> 00:57:47,797
And in this corner,
representing His Majesty the King,

1160
00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:52,051
Poseidon's very own Chancellor!

1161
00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:53,553
[crowd cheering]

1162
00:57:53,636 --> 00:57:55,388
Now drum roll, maestro.

1163
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,307
- [drum roll]
- Put your fins together

1164
00:57:57,390 --> 00:57:59,225
for the duke of the dirty deed,

1165
00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:01,352
the earl of execution,

1166
00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:03,563
that axe-wielding maniac…

1167
00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:07,817
…oh, yeah, Lemont! [laughing]

1168
00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:10,445
[crowd chanting]
Lamont! Lamont! Lamont!

1169
00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:13,656
Oh, I love me some Lemont.

1170
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,742
Mm, mm, mm. He's so strong.

1171
00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:17,744
[both gulping]

1172
00:58:22,540 --> 00:58:23,833
Ladies and gentlemen,

1173
00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:26,044
with a moment of smooth jazz

1174
00:58:26,127 --> 00:58:28,421
in memory of the soon-to-be-goners,

1175
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:31,049
I give you Kelpy G.

1176
00:58:31,132 --> 00:58:32,926
[playing "My Heart Will Go On"]

1177
00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:43,520
Oh, Patrick, I feel terrible.

1178
00:58:43,603 --> 00:58:45,396
I dragged you into this whole mess.

1179
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,232
It's okay, SpongeBob.

1180
00:58:47,315 --> 00:58:50,443
I made a plea deal with the prosecution!

1181
00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:54,322
Oh, that's good... Wait, you did what?

1182
00:58:54,405 --> 00:58:56,616
All I have to do is, uh… oh, yeah!

1183
00:58:56,699 --> 00:58:59,994
"Bring incriminating evidence
against the defendant."

1184
00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:02,747
- [laughs]
- Patrick, I'm the defendant.

1185
00:59:02,830 --> 00:59:05,124
You are? Oh.

1186
00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:11,756
[song ends]

1187
00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:17,971
Let the proceedings begin!

1188
00:59:18,638 --> 00:59:21,933
Your Honor, I would like
to enter into evidence

1189
00:59:22,016 --> 00:59:25,019
one sea snail. Name: Fred.

1190
00:59:26,062 --> 00:59:27,272
[Gary meows]

1191
00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:30,191
- Gary!
- How dare you!

1192
00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:32,610
That's about all I can say.

1193
00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:35,154
How dare you come here

1194
00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:38,825
to the sanctuary of
our revered sovereign,

1195
00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:42,954
to rob him of his very lifeblood,

1196
00:59:43,037 --> 00:59:44,622
his adorable good looks.

1197
00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:46,916
[laughs] Go on.

1198
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,253
How indeed dare you.

1199
00:59:51,504 --> 00:59:53,381
- [crowd jeering]
- Guilty!

1200
00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:57,802
[crowd chanting]
Lemont! Lemont! Lemont!

1201
00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:01,306
- [roars]
- [gasping]

1202
01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:06,644
[grunts]

1203
01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:08,187
Hold it!

1204
01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:11,441
If it please the court,

1205
01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:13,568
I'd like to say something
in SpongeBob's defense.

1206
01:00:13,651 --> 01:00:15,069
It does not please the court.

1207
01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:17,822
Sit down, squirrel with fishbowl on head.

1208
01:00:17,905 --> 01:00:21,909
But, sire, a strong defense
makes for a better show.

1209
01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,453
Isn't that right, audience?

1210
01:00:23,536 --> 01:00:25,413
[cheering]

1211
01:00:25,496 --> 01:00:27,290
[grunting]

1212
01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:30,418
All right, all right! I'll allow it.

1213
01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:32,670
[Sandy]
Thank you, Your Honor.

1214
01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:34,255
Ladies and gentlemen,

1215
01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:37,300
SpongeBob has always been there for me.

1216
01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:39,677
Even going all the way back
to summer camp.

1217
01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,889
In fact, that's where we all met.

1218
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:45,391
[children yelling, laughing]

1219
01:00:52,106 --> 01:00:54,317
[chattering, laughing]

1220
01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:58,780
I'm…

1221
01:00:58,863 --> 01:01:01,491
Ow! Ah! Ooh! Ooh!

1222
01:01:06,954 --> 01:01:08,373
Ready!

1223
01:01:13,711 --> 01:01:15,546
Look at all the cool activities!

1224
01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:17,840
Camping. Canoeing.

1225
01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:19,592
Seahorse-back riding!

1226
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:22,053
Tug-of-war. Whale watching.

1227
01:01:22,136 --> 01:01:23,221
Do you mind?

1228
01:01:23,304 --> 01:01:26,140
Juggling contests. Shrink-wrap soccer!

1229
01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:28,351
And more.

1230
01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:31,688
[Sandy] Whoo-hoo!

1231
01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:33,189
[SpongeBob] Whoa!

1232
01:01:33,272 --> 01:01:37,485
Hey, y'all critters of the sea!
Look out below!

1233
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:42,407
I'm Sandy Cheeks from Texas.

1234
01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:44,242
Hi, Sandy. I'm SpongeBob.

1235
01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,785
Pleased to meet ya.

1236
01:01:45,868 --> 01:01:48,287
Does everybody wear spacesuits in Texas?

1237
01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:51,207
They do if they want to visit
you underwater critters.

1238
01:01:51,290 --> 01:01:53,000
We all breathe air on the surface.

1239
01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:55,878
It's just our way of synthesizing oxygen.

1240
01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,630
Same as you do with water.

1241
01:01:58,339 --> 01:02:01,342
Whoa. Are you a scientist?

1242
01:02:01,426 --> 01:02:03,886
Naw, I'm just a squirrel.

1243
01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,930
I can't be a scientist.

1244
01:02:06,013 --> 01:02:08,266
Even though it's kind of my dream.

1245
01:02:08,349 --> 01:02:10,351
Sandy Cheeks, you take that back!

1246
01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:12,645
I bet you can do anything.

1247
01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:14,939
Really? Wow.

1248
01:02:15,022 --> 01:02:17,316
Me a scientist?

1249
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,280
- [roaring]
- [male voice] Science.

1250
01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:27,243
[giggles] You're a hoot, little dude.

1251
01:02:27,326 --> 01:02:29,162
I'd be just as likely to live down here

1252
01:02:29,245 --> 01:02:31,497
in a glass dome with a tree in it.

1253
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:33,416
- Ha-ha!
- You never know!

1254
01:02:33,499 --> 01:02:34,667
[laughing]

1255
01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:36,210
- Ow.
- [laughs]

1256
01:02:37,628 --> 01:02:38,838
Ow.

1257
01:02:45,636 --> 01:02:47,430
[Sandy] He's the one that told me,

1258
01:02:47,513 --> 01:02:51,100
no matter who I was
or where I came from,

1259
01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:53,436
I should follow my dream.

1260
01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:55,855
That's a friend, people.

1261
01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:57,857
And that's why, in my eyes…

1262
01:02:58,691 --> 01:03:01,194
SpongeBob is no criminal.

1263
01:03:01,277 --> 01:03:03,529
He's the best little fella

1264
01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:05,990
to ever walk the sea bottom.
And that's…

1265
01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:09,368
That's just how I feel about it. So…

1266
01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:11,704
Please, don't hurt him.

1267
01:03:13,247 --> 01:03:14,665
[all] Aww…

1268
01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:18,085
This man broke the law!

1269
01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:20,087
[all gasping]

1270
01:03:21,422 --> 01:03:23,966
The law of: "You should stay home

1271
01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:27,220
and accept the fact
that somebody stole your snail."

1272
01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:32,934
The law of: "There's probably
nothing I can do about it."

1273
01:03:33,017 --> 01:03:36,229
Well, in this sea star's opinion,

1274
01:03:36,312 --> 01:03:41,442
those laws should be broken
and SpongeBob is proof of it!

1275
01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:43,861
All he's guilty of

1276
01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:48,699
is having the fortitude
to try and rescue a friend.

1277
01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:51,035
[meows]

1278
01:03:51,118 --> 01:03:52,203
How do I know?

1279
01:03:52,286 --> 01:03:55,456
Oh, I was just a lonely bump on a log

1280
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,166
when I first met him.

1281
01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,627
[crying]

1282
01:04:04,632 --> 01:04:06,843
- Hi, my name...
- [wailing]

1283
01:04:09,303 --> 01:04:10,304
Hi, my name...

1284
01:04:12,306 --> 01:04:14,392
Hello my name is SpongeBob,
what's your name?

1285
01:04:15,309 --> 01:04:18,312
I'm Pa-Pa-Patrick.

1286
01:04:20,439 --> 01:04:22,817
Why are you crying, Pa-Pa-Patrick?

1287
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:25,111
I'm homesick.

1288
01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:29,031
Well, that's a pretty good reason.

1289
01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,119
- Maybe all you need is a friend.
- [wailing]

1290
01:04:33,202 --> 01:04:35,955
I don't have any friends!

1291
01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:38,499
- Well, you've got one now.
- Really?

1292
01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:41,669
- Who is it?
- It's me!

1293
01:04:41,752 --> 01:04:45,089
- Do you mean it?
- Of course. Come on!

1294
01:04:46,799 --> 01:04:50,136
[Patrick]
That sweet little sponge

1295
01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:53,598
rescued this miserable little sea star.

1296
01:04:53,681 --> 01:04:57,226
And things haven't changed
that much today, Your Honor.

1297
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:00,479
[sniffles]

1298
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,610
My heart, buddy.

1299
01:05:09,196 --> 01:05:13,075
- [chains rattle]
- I don't like SpongeBob.

1300
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:16,412
In fact, I revile him.

1301
01:05:16,495 --> 01:05:18,623
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [loud thud]

1302
01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:25,504
Anyway, I, too, met this nabob
in summer camp.

1303
01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:27,673
I remember it like it was yesterday.

1304
01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:29,550
It was my big night.

1305
01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:32,470
The Annual Camp Coral Talent Show.

1306
01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:34,472
[playing "Flight of the Bumblebee"]

1307
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:38,351
And first prize was the coveted
Campy Award.

1308
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,019
Thank you, Larry.

1309
01:05:40,102 --> 01:05:42,229
Remember, people, don't forget to vote.

1310
01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:45,900
[vocalizing]

1311
01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:49,528
[Squidward]
As far as I was concerned,

1312
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:52,031
the trophy was as good as mine.

1313
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:54,241
- Hey, Squidward...
- Bup, bup, bup, bup.

1314
01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:57,036
Quiet. I'm in pregame right now.

1315
01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:00,748
I've got an award to win.

1316
01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:03,960
[whistling]

1317
01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:06,295
[saws buzzing]

1318
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:09,298
- [belches]
- ♪ La, la-la-la, loo! ♪

1319
01:06:09,382 --> 01:06:10,216
♪ La-la ♪

1320
01:06:10,299 --> 01:06:12,802
♪ Aka Waka Maka Mia
Was a puffer fish ♪

1321
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:14,470
[fart noise]

1322
01:06:14,553 --> 01:06:17,473
- [applause]
- [laughs] The Campy is mine.

1323
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:21,644
[lilting music plays]

1324
01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:24,355
[Squidward] I bathed the audience

1325
01:06:24,438 --> 01:06:27,525
with the sounds of my
heavenly clarinet playing.

1326
01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:31,570
[playing off-key notes]

1327
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:36,951
[retching]

1328
01:06:38,744 --> 01:06:39,745
[record scratches]

1329
01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:42,456
Thank you, Squidward. Just lovely.

1330
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,083
Thank you, thank you.

1331
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,003
[murmuring]

1332
01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:49,296
And the Campy goes to…

1333
01:06:49,463 --> 01:06:50,589
[young Squidward] I'll take that.

1334
01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:52,758
- …SpongeBob and Patrick!
- Huh?

1335
01:06:52,925 --> 01:06:56,929
- [audience cheering]
- No! No! No!

1336
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,180
[all gasping]

1337
01:06:58,264 --> 01:07:00,057
This isn't happening!

1338
01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:02,435
[crying] No! Mommy!

1339
01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:04,520
[Squidward] I was robbed.

1340
01:07:04,603 --> 01:07:07,815
And never to play the clarinet again.

1341
01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:13,112
[crying quietly] No…

1342
01:07:20,077 --> 01:07:22,788
- Squidward!
- Go away!

1343
01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:26,584
Patrick and I were, um,

1344
01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:29,378
talking to one of the counselors
and guess what?

1345
01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:33,215
There was a big mistake and you
actually won the Campy Award!

1346
01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:34,842
That's right. Yup.

1347
01:07:35,593 --> 01:07:38,596
- I… I did?
- In a landslide.

1348
01:07:38,679 --> 01:07:40,431
Hmm.

1349
01:07:40,514 --> 01:07:42,975
So weird they would've
miscounted like that.

1350
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:45,603
- But I guess it's possible...
- [both] Yay!

1351
01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:48,981
- Nice work, Squidward.
- No one deserves it more.

1352
01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:50,357
Wow.

1353
01:07:50,441 --> 01:07:52,860
And don't ever stop playing this.

1354
01:07:52,943 --> 01:07:54,403
My clarinet.

1355
01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:56,947
Look at me. I really did it!

1356
01:07:57,031 --> 01:07:58,783
Yay!

1357
01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:03,996
Which is why, even though
I can't stand SpongeBob…

1358
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,249
but at the same time, well…

1359
01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:08,375
I love him.

1360
01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:09,668
- [gasps]
- I love him

1361
01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:11,253
- and I hate him.
- Oh.

1362
01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:13,631
He's like ice cream with salt on it,

1363
01:08:13,714 --> 01:08:16,759
because he's sweet
and super annoying.

1364
01:08:16,842 --> 01:08:18,302
He's nice and

1365
01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:20,721
nails-on-chalkboard annoying!

1366
01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:23,724
Okay, fine, he's mostly
super freaking annoying.

1367
01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:27,269
But, this little nattering noodge…

1368
01:08:28,312 --> 01:08:29,563
is my friend.

1369
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,108
And he doesn't deserve to die.

1370
01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:33,818
[meows]

1371
01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:37,404
[playing melodic tune]

1372
01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:43,577
I'll be saying my piece now,
if it be pleasing the court.

1373
01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:46,789
[clears throat]
I suppose I could stand up here

1374
01:08:46,872 --> 01:08:49,875
and tell you how
SpongeBob changed me life.

1375
01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:51,544
But, I won't.

1376
01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,922
I might even speak
about how he inspired me

1377
01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:59,385
when I was just a small-time vendor
with a broken-down luncheonette.

1378
01:08:59,468 --> 01:09:01,679
But I won't.

1379
01:09:01,762 --> 01:09:04,348
Heck, I'd probably mention
how he encouraged me

1380
01:09:04,431 --> 01:09:06,100
to start up me own restaurant.

1381
01:09:06,183 --> 01:09:07,852
You should open up
your own restaurant, someday.

1382
01:09:08,435 --> 01:09:12,648
The Krusty Krab, made famous
by me delicious Krabby Patties!

1383
01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:15,192
Two-for-one Wednesdays,
by the way. Pass these around.

1384
01:09:15,734 --> 01:09:17,653
But, I won't.

1385
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:21,574
Nay, you'll hear none such
praise from me.

1386
01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:24,243
Because it wouldn't do him full justice.

1387
01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:28,164
It wouldn't begin to describe
the size of the lad's heart.

1388
01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:31,458
Which is huge.

1389
01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:38,883
And he puts that heart
into everything he does.

1390
01:09:39,049 --> 01:09:40,050
The cooking…

1391
01:09:40,217 --> 01:09:42,011
- Order up!
- …cleaning…

1392
01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:45,055
…serving up the delicious
Krabby Patties.

1393
01:09:45,222 --> 01:09:47,057
But that's the funny thing.

1394
01:09:47,725 --> 01:09:50,728
I used to think
me secret Krabby Patty formula

1395
01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:53,272
was also the secret to me success.

1396
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,442
We serve breakfast till 11,
by the way, 12 on weekends.

1397
01:09:56,609 --> 01:10:00,070
It wasn't until SpongeBob
came to work for me

1398
01:10:00,237 --> 01:10:02,573
that I realized the formula

1399
01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:05,075
is more than just a list of ingredients

1400
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:06,911
and flavor-capturing methods.

1401
01:10:07,077 --> 01:10:10,372
It's more than a jealously
guarded recipe.

1402
01:10:11,081 --> 01:10:13,375
The real secret formula

1403
01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:16,503
is sitting right here.

1404
01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:20,049
SpongeBob SquarePants.

1405
01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,135
Aww…

1406
01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:25,471
Get ready.

1407
01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:27,181
Ahem! Maestro?

1408
01:10:28,098 --> 01:10:31,435
[playing dramatic intro]

1409
01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:37,775
♪ A formula is something
Like a recipe ♪

1410
01:10:37,858 --> 01:10:40,653
♪ A recipe is something
Like a plan ♪

1411
01:10:41,028 --> 01:10:42,571
♪ With elements and measurements ♪

1412
01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:46,158
♪ All mixed together by a steady hand ♪

1413
01:10:47,534 --> 01:10:50,829
♪ But careful you must be
Or you'll be sad you see ♪

1414
01:10:50,996 --> 01:10:54,124
♪ If somehow in the mix
It has no soul ♪

1415
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:55,834
♪ So what's the one ingredient ♪

1416
01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:58,671
♪ That turns this awesome sauce
To liquid gold? ♪

1417
01:10:58,837 --> 01:11:00,881
I'll tell ya!

1418
01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:05,678
♪ The secret to the formula
Is you, you ♪

1419
01:11:05,844 --> 01:11:07,846
♪ You, you ♪

1420
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:12,559
♪ The honey in my tea, you know
Is you, you ♪

1421
01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:13,978
♪ You, you ♪

1422
01:11:14,061 --> 01:11:16,522
- ♪ The bubbles in the boil ♪
- [shrieking]

1423
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:20,359
♪ The one essential oil
It's true ♪

1424
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:25,197
♪ The secret to the formula
Is you, you ♪

1425
01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:27,366
- SpongeBob!
- ♪ You, you ♪

1426
01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:30,286
♪ What in the wide watery world ♪

1427
01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:34,331
♪ Would it be like without you? ♪

1428
01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:40,379
♪ The secret to the formula
Is you, you ♪

1429
01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:42,006
♪ You, you ♪

1430
01:11:42,089 --> 01:11:47,094
♪ The honey in my tea, you know
Is you, you ♪

1431
01:11:47,511 --> 01:11:48,846
♪ You, you ♪

1432
01:11:48,929 --> 01:11:51,557
♪ The bubbles in the boil ♪

1433
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:55,227
♪ The one essential oil
It's true ♪

1434
01:11:55,394 --> 01:12:00,065
♪ The secret to the formula
Is you, you ♪

1435
01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:02,151
- SpongeBob!
- ♪ You, you ♪

1436
01:12:02,234 --> 01:12:05,154
♪ The secret to the formula ♪

1437
01:12:05,237 --> 01:12:07,197
- ♪ Is you, you ♪
- [laughs]

1438
01:12:07,364 --> 01:12:09,033
So entertaining!

1439
01:12:09,116 --> 01:12:13,662
♪ The secret to the formula
Is you, you ♪

1440
01:12:13,829 --> 01:12:15,080
♪ You, you ♪

1441
01:12:15,247 --> 01:12:16,415
Yeehaw!

1442
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:17,666
[applause, cheering]

1443
01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:20,586
Ha! Hilarious!

1444
01:12:20,669 --> 01:12:22,129
[laughing]

1445
01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:23,756
Hmm?

1446
01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:25,549
My snail!

1447
01:12:25,966 --> 01:12:27,259
Wha...? Huh?

1448
01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:32,765
Halt! It's a trick! Seize them!

1449
01:12:42,274 --> 01:12:43,776
Gary, you're with me now.

1450
01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:45,569
I'll never let anyone take you again.

1451
01:12:45,652 --> 01:12:46,487
[meows]

1452
01:12:46,570 --> 01:12:47,946
[Plankton] Faster!

1453
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:49,531
[Patrick] Oh!

1454
01:12:50,657 --> 01:12:51,742
Wow.

1455
01:12:52,826 --> 01:12:54,703
Yah! Patrick, what are you doing?

1456
01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:56,080
Free food!

1457
01:12:56,163 --> 01:12:57,414
[screams]

1458
01:12:57,915 --> 01:12:58,749
[yells]

1459
01:12:58,832 --> 01:12:59,666
Get him!

1460
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:02,294
[all shouting]

1461
01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:08,342
Come on, come on. In here!

1462
01:13:08,509 --> 01:13:09,802
[soldier] Stop right there!

1463
01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:12,846
- [loud thud]
- Inside! Quick!

1464
01:13:16,934 --> 01:13:18,018
[gasps]

1465
01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:19,728
[grunting]

1466
01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:21,939
Come on!

1467
01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:24,066
Uh-oh.

1468
01:13:24,149 --> 01:13:26,819
Push! Push, Plankton!

1469
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:28,570
You got to be kidding me!

1470
01:13:29,279 --> 01:13:30,864
Hah!

1471
01:13:46,755 --> 01:13:48,090
[grunts]

1472
01:13:50,801 --> 01:13:51,844
Hmm?

1473
01:13:52,010 --> 01:13:53,679
[grunts]

1474
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,223
[all exclaiming]

1475
01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,724
Peekaboo!

1476
01:13:57,891 --> 01:13:59,518
[cackles] Attack!

1477
01:14:03,147 --> 01:14:04,606
Ha-hah!

1478
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:05,941
- Attack!
- [yelling]

1479
01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:09,153
Whoa!
Watch your left flank, people!

1480
01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:11,113
Thrust! Now parry!

1481
01:14:11,196 --> 01:14:13,615
Now pirouette.
Turn around. Pivot!

1482
01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:17,244
Pull harder. Faster!
To the right!

1483
01:14:17,911 --> 01:14:19,830
Hi-ya!

1484
01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:23,959
[Plankton] Whoa, whoa! [yells]

1485
01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:30,007
[bowling strike sound]

1486
01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:34,845
[both yelp]

1487
01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:37,556
[shrieking]

1488
01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:40,601
[screaming]

1489
01:14:41,935 --> 01:14:44,605
Do you think we should've
stayed in there with Squidward?

1490
01:14:44,771 --> 01:14:46,523
Nah, he's got it.

1491
01:14:46,607 --> 01:14:48,400
[Squidward] Where is everybody?!

1492
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:49,776
Charge!

1493
01:14:50,569 --> 01:14:52,905
- [Squidward] Whoa!
- [sizzling]

1494
01:14:52,988 --> 01:14:54,531
[shrieking]

1495
01:14:59,244 --> 01:15:00,704
- [yelling]
- Squidward!

1496
01:15:00,787 --> 01:15:02,831
[all yelling]

1497
01:15:02,915 --> 01:15:04,082
[screams]

1498
01:15:08,045 --> 01:15:10,756
Squidward! Fall this way!

1499
01:15:10,839 --> 01:15:12,216
No, this way!

1500
01:15:13,217 --> 01:15:14,051
[Patrick] Oh.

1501
01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:18,472
Man down.

1502
01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:22,309
Good catch.

1503
01:15:22,559 --> 01:15:24,978
- Hey, there they are!
- Get them!

1504
01:15:25,062 --> 01:15:26,188
Yo, what's up?

1505
01:15:26,271 --> 01:15:27,689
Otto!

1506
01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:29,775
I have a gambling problem.

1507
01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:33,362
Otto!

1508
01:15:33,445 --> 01:15:35,781
Could anyone lend me some money?

1509
01:15:35,864 --> 01:15:38,200
To Bikini Bottom!
And step on it!

1510
01:15:38,283 --> 01:15:39,743
Stepping on it.

1511
01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:42,204
You're all fired.

1512
01:15:42,829 --> 01:15:44,248
To the valet!

1513
01:15:44,831 --> 01:15:46,959
- Ah!
- [gasping]

1514
01:15:48,418 --> 01:15:50,546
Leaving so soon, kids?

1515
01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:51,713
[anxious meow]

1516
01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:54,049
Hang on, Gary.
I won't let you go.

1517
01:15:54,132 --> 01:15:57,261
Tsk, tsk. Rather impolite,
don't you think?

1518
01:15:57,344 --> 01:15:58,929
It was all their idea, sire.

1519
01:15:59,012 --> 01:16:00,722
And I…

1520
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:03,141
…loved it!

1521
01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:05,102
Wait, so you're not mad at us?

1522
01:16:05,185 --> 01:16:06,353
[laughing] No!

1523
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:08,063
It's been a while since I've enjoyed

1524
01:16:08,146 --> 01:16:10,232
such toe-tapping entertainment.

1525
01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:11,733
All is forgiven!

1526
01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:14,403
- And all charges are dropped.
- Hooray!

1527
01:16:14,486 --> 01:16:16,363
On one condition.

1528
01:16:16,863 --> 01:16:19,491
SpongeBob will return my snail to me

1529
01:16:19,658 --> 01:16:21,952
without any more shilly-shally.

1530
01:16:22,035 --> 01:16:23,412
Wait, what?

1531
01:16:23,495 --> 01:16:26,498
Just hand over the snail
and you can all go free.

1532
01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:31,962
But… I… I…

1533
01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,630
[Sage] SpongeBob.

1534
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:36,300
[Spongebob] Sage? Is that you?

1535
01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:37,467
Hello.

1536
01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:39,136
Sage! Hi!

1537
01:16:39,303 --> 01:16:40,304
Remember…

1538
01:16:40,470 --> 01:16:42,306
The courage you seek
is inside you.

1539
01:16:42,472 --> 01:16:45,183
And it will come to you
in your hour of need.

1540
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:49,771
[Spongebob]
The courage is inside me.

1541
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:53,609
The courage is inside me!

1542
01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:57,070
Mr. Poseidon, no.

1543
01:16:57,237 --> 01:16:59,031
I'm sorry, but I won't do it.

1544
01:16:59,489 --> 01:17:00,907
[laughs]

1545
01:17:01,074 --> 01:17:01,908
What?

1546
01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:04,494
I love Gary too much,
and he loves me.

1547
01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:07,789
If we didn't have each other,
we'd be so sad. Well…

1548
01:17:07,956 --> 01:17:10,083
It wouldn't really matter
what you'd do to us.

1549
01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,460
[meows]

1550
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:15,213
And look. Today, thanks to these
amazing friends,

1551
01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:18,800
my heart feels twice as big
a s it ever did.

1552
01:17:19,509 --> 01:17:21,720
Especially after what they risked for me:

1553
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:24,973
Flouting the law and defying
the mighty king of the sea.

1554
01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:27,809
Defying? Really?

1555
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:30,354
I wouldn't say defying the king.

1556
01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:32,648
Humiliating you in front of your subjects.

1557
01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:34,816
- Do go on.
- More like admiring.

1558
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,401
And totally agreeing with!

1559
01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:38,195
I just came to see Kelpy G.

1560
01:17:38,278 --> 01:17:40,197
And they did it all for me.

1561
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:43,283
I'm sure you'd understand
if you had friends like these.

1562
01:17:43,367 --> 01:17:46,828
Friends like these?
Wait, what?

1563
01:17:47,287 --> 01:17:48,872
Friends like these?

1564
01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:51,792
[chuckles] Of course I
have friends like these.

1565
01:17:51,875 --> 01:17:53,460
I have all kinds of friends!

1566
01:17:53,543 --> 01:17:56,505
I have buddies, I have besties.

1567
01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:59,883
I have home-slices, palsy-walsies.

1568
01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:01,468
It's infinite!

1569
01:18:01,551 --> 01:18:03,512
Chancellor! Give us an exact number.

1570
01:18:03,595 --> 01:18:05,097
The friend count, if you will.

1571
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:08,600
Uh, okay,
according to your latest polling data,

1572
01:18:08,975 --> 01:18:11,103
we should get more polling data.

1573
01:18:11,186 --> 01:18:12,187
What? Give me that.

1574
01:18:12,270 --> 01:18:13,814
Huh?

1575
01:18:13,897 --> 01:18:15,232
What about my adoring fans?

1576
01:18:16,608 --> 01:18:18,860
- Nope.
- My elite palace guards?

1577
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:19,986
- Mm-mm.
- [innocent whistling]

1578
01:18:20,070 --> 01:18:22,489
- What about my personal trainer?
- Mmm… Mm-mm.

1579
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:25,325
- My therapist?
- Nada.

1580
01:18:25,409 --> 01:18:27,077
- My tattoo artist?
- Uh…nope.

1581
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,454
- My tattoo removal artist?
- No dice.

1582
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:32,958
B-But surely you, my chancellor,

1583
01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:35,127
my loyal faithful…?

1584
01:18:35,210 --> 01:18:36,336
Sorry.

1585
01:18:37,170 --> 01:18:39,089
[sobs]

1586
01:18:45,679 --> 01:18:47,305
Apollo, take me now.

1587
01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:50,934
I don't have any friends!

1588
01:18:55,188 --> 01:18:56,690
Well, you got one now!

1589
01:18:58,233 --> 01:19:00,485
Really? Who is it?

1590
01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:02,487
It's me! I'll be your friend.

1591
01:19:03,488 --> 01:19:04,656
Do you mean it?

1592
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:08,368
Yes. But friends don't kidnap
friends' pet snails.

1593
01:19:08,452 --> 01:19:10,495
- [meows]
- But I need that snail.

1594
01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:13,874
Look, I have a horrible,
disgusting wrinkle.

1595
01:19:13,957 --> 01:19:16,585
Jumping jellyfish,
it's the size of the Mariana Trench!

1596
01:19:16,668 --> 01:19:18,920
- [moaning sob]
- [laughs] Kidding!

1597
01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:20,255
Looks don't matter.

1598
01:19:20,338 --> 01:19:22,507
We don't care about little imperfections.

1599
01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:23,925
Or even big ones!

1600
01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:26,386
- Just look at Squidward.
- What's that supposed to mean?

1601
01:19:26,470 --> 01:19:28,472
What's important is what's inside.

1602
01:19:28,555 --> 01:19:30,724
And I'm sure you can be
a fair and kind king

1603
01:19:30,807 --> 01:19:32,601
to all the creatures of the sea.

1604
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:34,519
I know you've got it in you, sir.

1605
01:19:35,061 --> 01:19:37,230
If you'd just let your hair down a little.

1606
01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:40,859
Huh? My hair? Wait a minute.

1607
01:19:41,109 --> 01:19:43,195
Are you suggesting that I don't need this

1608
01:19:43,278 --> 01:19:45,322
gorgeous mane of wavy locks?

1609
01:19:45,655 --> 01:19:46,823
[cheering]

1610
01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:49,409
That I don't require this neck clip?

1611
01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:52,370
[gasping]

1612
01:19:52,662 --> 01:19:53,538
[cheering]

1613
01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:56,416
Be gone, perfect shiny teeth!

1614
01:19:58,001 --> 01:19:59,294
This is so freeing!

1615
01:19:59,377 --> 01:20:01,713
To heck with this chest plate and girdle.

1616
01:20:03,381 --> 01:20:05,175
- Oh, wow.
- Too far?

1617
01:20:05,258 --> 01:20:06,760
No! Not at all!

1618
01:20:06,843 --> 01:20:08,845
[all overlapping]
No, you look great!

1619
01:20:09,304 --> 01:20:13,558
Oh, thank you!
I find this so exhilarating.

1620
01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:15,477
So… age appropriate.

1621
01:20:15,936 --> 01:20:18,563
SpongeBob, few possess the courage

1622
01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:20,607
to stand up to a powerful king.

1623
01:20:20,690 --> 01:20:24,945
You, sir, are among those few.
I salute you.

1624
01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:26,905
Nailed it, SpongeBob.

1625
01:20:27,697 --> 01:20:28,782
Sage out.

1626
01:20:30,033 --> 01:20:31,618
You may keep Gary.

1627
01:20:31,701 --> 01:20:34,746
And I wish you many
happy years together.

1628
01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:37,290
Thank you!
Did you hear that, Gare-Bear?

1629
01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:38,708
[meows]

1630
01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:40,210
Uh, your royal robe, Your Highness.

1631
01:20:40,293 --> 01:20:43,088
- It's getting cold out here.
- Nonsense, Chancellor.

1632
01:20:43,171 --> 01:20:44,548
I'm free!

1633
01:20:44,631 --> 01:20:46,550
Ooh, you certainly are.

1634
01:20:46,633 --> 01:20:48,844
And free the snails!

1635
01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:51,555
[all meowing]

1636
01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,349
[Gary meows]

1637
01:20:54,432 --> 01:20:55,392
What's that?

1638
01:20:58,353 --> 01:20:59,604
All of them?

1639
01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:03,483
["Take On Me" playing]

1640
01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:08,405
I'm home!

1641
01:21:08,488 --> 01:21:10,073
[meows]

1642
01:21:10,156 --> 01:21:11,116
Hello, Gary.

1643
01:21:12,117 --> 01:21:13,118
Hello, Brian.

1644
01:21:16,746 --> 01:21:19,708
Hello, Janet. Hello, June.
Hola, Lupe.

1645
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,587
- Morning, Sally!
- Hi, Brett!

1646
01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:25,463
[snails meowing]

1647
01:21:31,928 --> 01:21:34,890
- [snails meowing]
- [indistinct chatter]

1648
01:21:40,478 --> 01:21:42,564
Come on, Gary! You can do it!

1649
01:21:43,064 --> 01:21:44,399
[errified meow]

1650
01:21:45,650 --> 01:21:46,776
Yeah!

1651
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:55,368
Fabio! Where are you, buddy?

1652
01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:57,495
Here, Fabio, Fabio, Fabio!

1653
01:22:00,248 --> 01:22:02,959
Come on, Fifi. No.

1654
01:22:03,043 --> 01:22:04,961
- [snails purring]
- [Plankton groans]

1655
01:22:11,134 --> 01:22:12,469
[laughing]

1656
01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:24,898
Order up!

1657
01:22:29,903 --> 01:22:32,155
[crowing]

1658
01:23:00,141 --> 01:23:03,186
["Agua" playing]

1659
01:24:12,589 --> 01:24:14,632
[no audible dialogue]

1660
01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:16,760
[song continues]

1661
01:24:18,970 --> 01:24:21,181
[no audible dialogue]

1662
01:24:23,767 --> 01:24:25,894
[song continues]

1663
01:24:30,523 --> 01:24:32,901
[no audible dialogue]

1664
01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:38,239
[song continues]

1665
01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:02,514
["Krabby Step" playing]

1666
01:27:38,002 --> 01:27:40,338
["Snail: I'm Avail" playing]

1667
01:30:00,478 --> 01:30:02,438
["Gary's song" playing]

1668
01:31:14,802 --> 01:31:19,807
"It Was a Pleasure Sharing"
...by Synchronized, Thanks for Watching!