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  1. 3:06 PM <plaidypus> Odocoileus: [really? I’m surprised I haven’t met you, it must’ve been that other man who brought me here, oh, what’s his name again?]
  2. 3:07 PM → OliviaMonkey_ joined (uid427991@synIRC-43EDCA08.tooting.irccloud.com)
  3. 3:07 PM <Odocoileus> "[ our only other scouter is ms. Mau. our ring master]" he narrows his eyes a lil.
  4. 3:08 PM <Vorcha> Laurens is just watching quietly, Jameson chose to fly too close to the sun.
  5. 3:09 PM <Odocoileus> "what is your talent /boy/?"
  6. 3:10 PM <plaidypus> Jameson mutters “well shit” under his breath, Pulls out an extendable truncheon, flicks it open, and [NO MORE QUESTIONS. YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. GET DOWN, NOW.]
  7. 3:10 PM <plaidypus> May I roll social to sell it?
  8. 3:11 PM <Odocoileus> sure
  9. 3:13 PM <plaidypus> 4df+6 I am an officer of the law
  10. 3:13 PM <asimov> plaidypus: I am an officer of the law: 6 (4df+6=-, +, 0, 0)
  11. 3:14 PM <Odocoileus> he looks down at you jameson with burning fire in his eyes. "[you raise a weapon before showing your badge? what kind of man are you. and to do this in front of my kids to.]" the young fire breather had never left and just looks at jameson slack jawwed
  12. 3:15 PM <Vorcha> Laurens writes something else in his notebook.
  13. 3:15 PM <plaidypus> [I’m undercover fool, I don’t have my badge. Get on the ground.]
  14. 3:16 PM <Vorcha> [If you don't have your badge you lack the authority to make an arrest.]
  15. 3:16 PM <Odocoileus> he looms over you jameson. "your friend is correct now get out of my circus"
  16. 3:16 PM <plaidypus> may i roll again? this time my spec gives me +1
  17. 3:16 PM <Vorcha> [He is not my friend he is his own man]
  18. 3:16 PM <Odocoileus> what are you rolling for
  19. 3:17 PM <plaidypus> try again to convince
  20. 3:18 PM <Odocoileus> he really isnt convinced since he just admited he doesnt have his badge.
  21. 3:18 PM <plaidypus> then Jameson looks around for someplace to run and hide.
  22. 3:20 PM <Odocoileus> roll perc
  23. 3:20 PM <plaidypus> 4df+1
  24. 3:20 PM <asimov> plaidypus: 4 (4df+1=+, 0, +, +)
  25. 3:20 PM <Odocoileus> you spy a tent with a boxstickin out of it to hide in.
  26. 3:22 PM <Odocoileus> papa looks at laurens with a firey stare and huffs. "And you should leave too sir"
  27. 3:23 PM ⇐ Vorcha quit (know@gavorns.tricks) Ping timeout: 184 seconds
  28. 3:23 PM <Odocoileus> jameson do you go to the box or nah?
  29. 3:25 PM → Vorcha joined ↔ Garbage popped in
  30. 3:28 PM <plaidypus> In the box. phone died for a bit, sorry.
  31. 3:29 PM → Klurg joined ⇐ Smaugnolia quit ↔ Vorcha nipped out
  32. 3:45 PM <Odocoileus> jameson something brushes against your leg.
  33. 3:46 PM <plaidypus> I look around to figure out what it is.
  34. 3:47 PM <Odocoileus> it dark
  35. 3:47 PM <plaidypus> what kind of a box is this? Like a cage?
  36. 3:47 PM <Odocoileus> but something crawls across your shoulder
  37. 3:47 PM <Odocoileus> its a wooden box it smells like popcorn
  38. 3:48 PM <plaidypus> can I use zippo to create at least a little bit of light?
  39. 3:49 PM <Odocoileus> he can
  40. 3:50 PM <Odocoileus> laurens what do you do?
  41. 3:50 PM <plaidypus> Then I pull out the zippo and give myself some light. What do I see?
  42. 3:51 PM <Odocoileus> jameson. you are covered in beady eyed hungry rats
  43. 3:51 PM <Vorcha> [While it is unfortunate that an apparently insane man has come here and threatened your family and livelihood, and I can sympathize with that, if you make me leave now you will be doing the same to my job]
  44. 3:51 PM <Odocoileus> one lunges at you when you light your zippo r
  45. 3:51 PM <Odocoileus> roll agi!
  46. 3:52 PM <Odocoileus> Papa looks down at laurens and nods. "you should scurry away like your friend did. " He crosses his arms.
  47. 3:54 PM <Vorcha> [That man is not my friend] He continues to stare up at Papa, still holding his notebook and pen. The big guy could probably read what he wrote if he can read upside down.. or read.
  48. 3:55 PM <plaidypus> 4df+1
  49. 3:55 PM <asimov> plaidypus: 1 (4df+1=0, -, +, 0)
  50. 3:55 PM <Odocoileus> he does not read and stands for a minute before someone calls his name. he looks away and waves. "I must go and you should too."
  51. 3:56 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+2
  52. 3:56 PM <asimov> Odocoileus: 2 (4df+2=+, -, -, +)
  53. 3:56 PM <Odocoileus> 1d3
  54. 3:56 PM <asimov> Odocoileus: 1 (1d3=1)
  55. 3:56 PM <Vorcha> When the old man goes away Laurens just kinda, slinks into the area anyways.
  56. 3:56 PM <Odocoileus> jameson you get bit by a rat for one damage
  57. 3:56 PM <Odocoileus> laurens to HI
  58. 3:57 PM <plaidypus> I pull out a very large wood truncheon and swing it at the rats.
  59. 3:58 PM <plaidypus> *very* it’s probably about average really
  60. 3:58 PM <Odocoileus> roll for it
  61. 3:59 PM <plaidypus> 4df+5
  62. 3:59 PM <asimov> plaidypus: 4 (4df+5=-, +, -, 0)
  63. 4:00 PM → Smaugnolia joined (GNU@Clacks.Overhead.Terry.Pratchett)
  64. 4:00 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+2
  65. 4:00 PM <asimov> Odocoileus: 0 (4df+2=0, -, -, 0)
  66. 4:00 PM <Odocoileus> roll for damage
  67. 4:00 PM <plaidypus> 4df+5
  68. 4:00 PM <asimov> plaidypus: 2 (4df+5=0, -, -, -)
  69. 4:01 PM <plaidypus> I thought the first one was?
  70. 4:01 PM <Odocoileus> that was to hit damage is i believe a 2d3?
  71. 4:02 PM <plaidypus> 2d3
  72. 4:02 PM <asimov> plaidypus: 4 (2d3=2, 2)
  73. 4:03 PM <Odocoileus> you knock out 3 of them and they scurry away
  74. 4:03 PM <Odocoileus> but there is still more. what do you do?
  75. 4:04 PM <plaidypus> beat them too duh
  76. 4:05 PM <Odocoileus> roll agi!
  77. 4:05 PM <plaidypus> 4df+1
  78. 4:05 PM <asimov> plaidypus: 3 (4df+1=-, +, +, +)
  79. 4:05 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+2
  80. 4:05 PM <asimov> Odocoileus: 3 (4df+2=+, +, 0, -)
  81. 4:06 PM <Odocoileus> 1d3
  82. 4:06 PM <asimov> Odocoileus: 2 (1d3=2)
  83. 4:06 PM <Odocoileus> he gets bitten for 2 damage!
  84. 4:06 PM <Odocoileus> roll to hit them!
  85. 4:06 PM <plaidypus> if this is the case what do I use my melee stat for?
  86. 4:07 PM <Odocoileus> punching a rat
  87. 4:07 PM <plaidypus> but a truncheon is a melee weapon
  88. 4:08 PM <Odocoileus> then hittin with that then is also melee
  89. 4:08 PM <plaidypus> so 4df+5? sorry, I’m confused
  90. 4:08 PM <Odocoileus> yup
  91. 4:09 PM <plaidypus> 4df+5
  92. 4:09 PM <asimov> plaidypus: 3 (4df+5=-, -, -, +)
  93. 4:09 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+2
  94. 4:09 PM <asimov> Odocoileus: 3 (4df+2=+, +, 0, -)
  95. 4:09 PM <Odocoileus> you hit so roll a 2d3
  96. 4:09 PM <plaidypus> 2d3
  97. 4:09 PM <asimov> plaidypus: 4 (2d3=2, 2)
  98. 4:11 PM <Odocoileus> you kill 3 rats and gross blood flies everywhere.
  99. 4:11 PM <Odocoileus> you continue to smell like popcorn.
  100. 4:11 PM <plaidypus> that all of them?
  101. 4:13 PM <Odocoileus> there is a lot more it might be best to run.
  102. 4:13 PM <plaidypus> I poke my head out the door of the box, to see if there is anyone there.
  103. 4:15 PM <Odocoileus> roll perc
  104. 4:16 PM <plaidypus> 4df+1
  105. 4:16 PM <asimov> plaidypus: 2 (4df+1=+, +, 0, -)
  106. 4:16 PM <Odocoileus> nope no one out there!
  107. 4:17 PM <plaidypus> Jameson inches further out. is there someplace safer I could hide while I tries to radio the others?
  108. 4:18 PM <Odocoileus> you are right next to the staff only sign so you could sneak in there if you can.
  109. 4:19 PM <plaidypus> I do so.
  110. 4:20 PM <Odocoileus> then go to HI!
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