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Fluffy Dreams

Mar 19th, 2013
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  1. >You are with the girl of your dreams.
  2. >Seriously, you are dreaming right now.
  3. >You are making out with a hot woman.
  4. >You are pressing your naked bodies together.
  5. >You are in the throes of passion!
  6. >”Hewwo daddeh!”
  7. >FUCK!
  8. >You look off to the side and see your fluffy pony.
  9. >You just bought a carbon copy of Luna, a dark blue alicorn.
  10. >”What the fuck!”
  11. >”How did you get in my dream Luna!?”
  12. >She sits up and spreads her front hooves majestically, “Wuna pwincess of de dawkie time daddeh!”
  13. >”No you’re not!”
  14. >The hot woman is blowing in your ear.
  15. >”Now go away you’re ruining my wet dream!”
  16. >”Wuna doo wha daddeh?”
  17. >”I said get out of my wet dream!”
  18. >Fluffy pony drowns.
  19. >Now every night you go to sleep you have a dead fluffy alicorn in your dreams.
  20. >Fucking fluffies…
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