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disclaimer: this is mostly google translate talking...

10.2
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Y: The lace around the thighs is getting thinner. I won't be able to wear this dress next year.

Anyway, I didn't think the changing season was going to cause this much disorder. It looks like I'm packing to move. If I put them into suitcases, I think I could even go back to Osaka?

Don't even think about that! I'm just organizing clothes! Anyway, why would that man always do things that are impossible to predict? It's already made me angry.

K: What's made you angry?

Y: Ahh! What are you doing here?

K: I've come to bring you this package that arrived at noon. It's addressed to you.

Y: Ah... Thank you.

K: Are you going somewhere?

Y: Huh?

K: You're not dressed to stay at home, I mean.

Y: Ah, no!! I'm.. just reorganizing my clothes. I was trying on some winter clothes to see what I should throw away...

K: I see. I thought you were packing suitcases.

Y: [Shit... I can't turn around. It's like this morning. No, it's even worse. I feel like a knife is running through me. This... maybe...] Are you doing this purposely?

K: What?

Y: You're planning to kill me.

K: Kill? You?

Y: Yes.

K: Of course not.

Y: If you are... I'm sure you've been mad at me lately. What have I done that you don't like?

K: There's nothing about you that I don't like.

Y: Have you become bored of me again?

K: That hasn't even occurred to me.

Y: Is it because I changed our plans to eat together on Saturday?

K: I've never been angry with someone just because of cancelled plans.

Y: Then... is it because of Shouma? Do you not like him? Do you simply hate him or what?

K: I don't know. I'm not sure, I've never hated anyone.

Y: Hey... what would you do if I told you that Shouma and I are in a relationship?

K: It wouldn't bother me.

Y: It wouldn't bother you? It's fine? For real?

K: I tend to drive women to cheat on me, so it would make me happy if you cast me aside to have fun with another man in Osaka. But may I have one condition?

Y: What is it?

K: I don't care at all if you have a relationship with another man. But if you're going to do that, do it in front of me. It's often said that one must use both a whip and sweets (?), but I don't need sweets, because for me the whip is sweet.

However, that would be in a case where we're both equals. With you, it's different because I'm so in love that I can't win against you.

You can go out with another man, but at the end of the day there must be a balance between the whip and sweets, no? So if you're going to cheat on me, you should kiss him and have sex with him in front of me. If you want, you can tie me to a pillar, I don't care. At the end, though, I will kill that man. That way, a balance will be created.

Y: Are you serious? Have you become crazy? So ... you're saying that if I put myself in a relationship with Shouma, you'll end up killing him, right?

K: Are you in a relationship with him?

Y: Of course not! I told you he's like family to me!

K: Well.

Y: You don't believe me?

K: I believe you, certainly there's nothing going on between you, it's just that you get along too well to be family.

Y: That's normal in a family, isn't it?

K: I don't think it's normal, and besides, you're not related by blood.

Y: If you think like that, we won't get anywhere. You already know that out of all of my family, only my grandfather shares my blood. From what you say... it sounds like you're jealous of Shouma.

K: Yes, maybe so.

Y: Eh?

K: I didn't think of it, but that makes sense. I'm crazy with jealousy.

Y: Wait, wait... are you serious? On the one hand, you say you're in love with me, on the other, you say I can cheat on you, although at the same time if I cheat on you, you'll kill the other man... You're crazy after all. No matter how much you ask me to believe you, it doesn't make any sense.

K: In that case, what if I become a normal man?

Y: Eh?

K: I will be what you call a normal man. I don't know how to do it, but I'll do what you ask me to. I think I can become one. I've never done it before, but I could do it for you.

Y: You could do it? What's that? You would change your life just to please a woman?

K: ... I suppose so, you could say it like that.

Y: If you don't even understand, you'd better give up now. I find it disgusting that you act modestly to gain advantage over others. You can try that tactic on other people, but not me.

Haa... I didn't plan to tell you, but I'll tell you now because I feel it would be unfair not to. I plan to leave you and return to Osaka after one year.

K: Eh?

Y: But I just decided something. If, in a one in a million chance, I fall in love with you, I'll stay in Tokyo. You say you can act like the man that I want with no problems, but if you did that, I'd become bored quickly and wouldn't fall for you.

K: So what should I do?

Y: What should you do? You go out with lots of women but in the end you're just noise...

Instead of staying a halfway decent man, I'd prefer a thousand times that you become the craziest man in the whole world.

K: Ahhh... Honestly, even if I like you now, I thought maybe someday I'd get tired of you.

Y: Eh?

K: But I was wrong. As long as you don't stop being yourself, Yoshino, I'll love you for eternity.

Y: After all, because you're crazy.

K: Thank you, that's the first step to marrying you.

Y: Ahh... this has become even more complicated. For now, I'll just go change and eat something...

K: You're hungry? Do you want me to prepare dinner while you change?

Y: You!! Just go back to your room!

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Y: Yes? Shouma? I just told Kirishima about summer vacation; he said we could go tomorrow.

S: ... Tch.

Y: I told you not to click your tongue!