Howls Castle 4

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@@Iron Chefs Felicia and Flonne, Session Four
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[19:11]	<[Tet]Flonne>	[...so, um... I was going to the kitchen, I think...]
[19:12]	<Gaatz>	[you were]
[19:13]	<[huh]Girl>	[Flonne was going to the kitchen with her new, still-unnamed buddy]
[19:13]	<[huh]Girl>	I-It's not like TAKE 2, START or anything, I just need to finish the scene, that's all!
[19:15]	<[huh]Girl>	S-so, what do you usually eat here?
[19:15]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Whatever doesn't eat us back.
[19:17]	<[huh]Girl>	That's comforting to know.
[19:17]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Nah, seriously. We got a great deal on canned soup a while back, been trying to burn through that ever since.
[19:18]	<[Tet]Flonne>	But, since this is a special occasion, Alexi'd probably want me to break out the "real" food.
[19:19]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Y'ever eat sandworm?
[19:19]	<[huh]Girl>	Sandworm?
[19:20]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Yeah, sandworm. Meat's kinda gross to look at before it's been cooked, but if you can get past that, it's not bad.
[19:21]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Alexi takes his with so much cayenne, even your eyes will water.
[19:22]	<[Tet]Flonne>	As a bonus, it's easy to get a hold of. Just clamber on down a leg and scrape 'em off the sides!
[19:23]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Salad, too. Gonna be a feast tonight!
[19:25]	* [Tet]Flonne	leads the girl gradually to a slightly different section of the castle, where the word "decor" seems to hold even less sway.
[19:30]	* [Tet]Flonne	kicks open a swinging door and jumps through, pulling her (nominal) captive along for the ride.
[19:30]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Ta-dah!
[19:30]	<[huh]Girl>	[The kitchen is sorta small, for such a big castle, but there's room enough for three. An electric fridge/freezer is at one end, with a door to the pantry.]
[19:31]	<[huh]Girl>	[Thankfully, the entire kitchen has remained intact.]
[19:32]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Alrighty! Hmm...
[19:33]	<[Tet]Flonne>	You, I guess... have a seat... somewhere.
[19:33]	* [huh]Girl	sits on the stone countertop.
[19:34]	<[Tet]Flonne>	That works.
[19:34]	* [Tet]Flonne	cracks her knuckles.
[19:35]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Hope Andel remembered to replace the batteries in the smoke detector...
[19:35]	<[Tet]Flonne>	First thing's first: sandworm steak!
[19:39]	* [huh]Girl	opens the pantry, and the to-be-steak leaps out with a roar! Apparently, someone had caught a fresh one.
[19:39]	<[huh]Girl>	The hell!?
[19:39]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Gaah!
[19:41]	* [Tet]Flonne	grabs a rolling pin and smacks the worm across the snout (?).
[19:41]	<[Tet]Flonne>	No! Bad!
[19:42]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Down!
[19:42]	<[huh]Girl>	[The worm shudders, and goes limp. You apparently smashed something important with that rolling pin.]
[19:42]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Good boy!
[19:43]	<[huh]Girl>	I thought you said the food wouldn't try to eat us!
[19:43]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Er... possibly boy. Whatever
[19:43]	* [Tet]Flonne	blushes and sticks out her tongue.
[19:44]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Eheh... well, technically, I only said it wouldn't eat us, I didn't say it wouldn't try...
[19:45]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Sorry~
[19:45]	<[huh]Girl>	Well then, how do we prepare the little monstrosity?
[19:46]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Well, first step is to crack the she... wait. "We"?
[19:46]	<[huh]Girl>	What, I can't help?
[19:47]	<[Tet]Flonne>	W-well... no... I mean, sure... I mean...
[19:47]	* [Tet]Flonne	scratches her head and doesn't seem to know what to say.
[19:48]	<[Tet]Flonne>	It's just... you're our prisoner. I mean, guest.
[19:48]	<[Tet]Flonne>	But if you don't mind...
[19:50]	* [huh]Girl	seems to have adjusted to Flonne, and doesn't even flinch at the mention of "prisoner".
[19:50]	<[huh]Girl>	Right, then.
[19:51]	* [Tet]Flonne	grins and rulls up her sleeves.
[19:52]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Right, then! There oughta be a crowbar just inside the door...
[19:52]	<[Tet]Flonne>	...actually, that job's kinda gross. I'll take care of that, you go and set the oven. 600 degrees to preheat.
[19:53]	<[huh]Girl>	...600?
[19:54]	* [Tet]Flonne	inches around the fresh worm carcass and reaches around the door jamb, coming back with a well-used crowbar.
[19:54]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Yeah, these things live in desert sand, so they're pretty heat-resistant. Takes a lot to get 'em done properly.
[19:55]	<[huh]Girl>	Right.
[19:55]	* [huh]Girl	sets the oven to the desired temperature.
[19:55]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Plus we gotta make sure we kill all those parasites and organisms and whatnot.
[19:56]	<[huh]Girl>	...Right.
[19:57]	* [Tet]Flonne	sticks one end of the bar into a crack in the chitin and pushes down hard. The natural armor is pried up with a wet cracking sound.
[19:57]	* [huh]Girl	looks away.
[19:57]	<[huh]Girl>	Yeah, I'll let you do that.
[19:58]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Yeah...
[19:58]	* [Tet]Flonne	starts carving/scooping out chunks of pale whitish meat/goop. She doesn't look so thrilled with the job, either, but, yeah.
[20:03]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Y'know... *glorp* ...I never did catch your name, after all. *blop*
[20:09]	<[huh]Girl>	Felicia. Felicia Von Dulluheim
[20:10]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Felicia, huh? *splop* Pretty. Suits ya.
[20:10]	<[huh]Girl>	Thank you...
[20:15]	* [Tet]Flonne	smiles.
[20:16]	<[Tet]Flonne>	You're welcome. *splurp*
[20:16]	* [huh]Girl	doesn't see the smile, and is determinedly looking away from the sight.
[20:19]	<[Tet]Flonne>	There, that should be enough for five. The rest can go in the icebox later.
[20:21]	* [huh]Girl	looks back. Seeing what's left of the worm, however, she quickly turns around again, cupping her mouth.
[20:22]	* [Tet]Flonne	looks down and, while unaffected, can remember how it looked when she first started on here. She pushes the remains back into the pantry with one foot and closes the door.
[20:22]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Okay, it's safe now.
[20:22]	* [huh]Girl	looks back.
[20:23]	<[huh]Girl>	Haaah....
[20:23]	<[huh]Girl>	Hey, Flonne?
[20:25]	<[huh]Girl>	How is it being a maid?
[20:26]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Hmm...
[20:27]	* [Tet]Flonne	carries the meat-bearing platter over to the counter and rummages through the cupboards for spice bottles as she thinks.
[20:29]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Hours are long... work can be pretty hard at times...
[20:30]	<[Tet]Flonne>	You ever been in the military?
[20:33]	<[huh]Girl>	Nope.
[20:33]	<[huh]Girl>	It sounds tough...
[20:34]	<[Tet]Flonne>	It would be, except...
[20:35]	* [Tet]Flonne	trails off with a faint smile, sprinkling basil over the "steaks".
[20:37]	<[huh]Girl>	Except?
[20:38]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Except you're not in it alone.
[20:39]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Fourteen, and Andel, and me... we would've been strangers three years ago. Now we're closer than family.
[20:39]	* [Tet]Flonne	sets down the basil and takes up the oregano.
[20:40]	<[Tet]Flonne>	There's Alexi to thank for that.
[20:40]	<[huh]Girl>	It sounds... nice...
[20:41]	<[Tet]Flonne>	It is, but it's not for everybody, this life.
[20:41]	* [Tet]Flonne	finishes with the oregano and picks up the cayenne pepper, but doesn't start on it just yet.
[20:41]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Why do you think we do it?
[20:42]	* [huh]Girl	shrugs
[20:43]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Staying on call 25/7, following the master's every whim, keeping everything in working order, the whole castle, just the three of us?
[20:43]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Go on, guess. It's not complicated.
[20:45]	<[huh]Girl>	Out of care for the master, is what I'd hope...
[20:46]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Close. Very close. But it's more than just "care".
[20:46]	<[Tet]Flonne>	We do it because we love him.
[20:47]	* [huh]Girl	smiles at this.
[20:47]	<[Tet]Flonne>	That's key to this job. Servitude doesn't come naturally to most people. You have to have love.
[20:47]	* [Tet]Flonne	puts a dash of cayenne on each steak but one, then starts unscrewing the cap.
[20:50]	<[huh]Girl>	Is that so... that's very good...
[20:50]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Everybody has their own reasons for having come here in the first place, but that's what keeps us together.
[20:52]	* [Tet]Flonne	dumps the remainder of the shaker over the last steak (which turns bright red as a result), replaces the cap, and tosses it into the bin.
[20:53]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Oven should be ready, now. Grab me a pair of those gloves on the wall, willya? And take one for yourself before you get the door open.
[20:54]	* [huh]Girl	grabs two pairs of gloves, and tosses one to Flonne, putting the other on.
[20:55]	* [Tet]Flonne	slips the gloves into place and picks up the platter.
[20:55]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Alright, ready when you are.
[20:56]	<[huh]Girl>	Ready!
[20:57]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Open 'er up!
[20:59]	* [huh]Girl	opens it up, immediately darting out of the way as the blast of heat almost knocks her over.
[21:00]	* [Tet]Flonne	jumps forward, pushing the platter inside mostly by momentum, slamming the door shut again before she lands.
[21:00]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Phew!
[21:01]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Hey, not bad for your first time. Had to go around without eyebrows for a while after mine!
[21:03]	<[huh]Girl>	Th-thanks...
[21:03]	<[Tet]Flonne>	Don't worry, hard part's over with, now. Guarantee the salad ain't gonna attack.
[21:04]	<[huh]Girl>	Alright!

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@@Andel and Fourteen's Sexcapades
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[21:55]	<[Gtz]Andel>	[so yeah. We last left off in a sticky situation[
[21:57]	<[Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6>	[do-ho!]
[21:58]	<[Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6>	[......Spermatozoa.]
[21:58]	<[Gtz]Andel>	[from the top?]
[22:04]	* [Gtz]Andel	nuzzles Fourteen's neck, sending soft breaths down her skin. Despite how completely random and traumatizing this event has been, it certainly does making him feel fucking great! Shouldn't there be more immediate consequences to this sort of thing? Probably, but even so, any sort of reason has long since gone straight out the window and into the thermosphere. He basks in sensational afterglow, letting Fourteen do whatever the hell she wants with him and his seed.
[22:13]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	relaxes there a while with Andel as he catches his breath and gets his bearings. ...At least, she tries to relax. She's aroused as hell right now, but managing to keep cool: Whatever happens in the next few minutes, however Andel takes this all... it will be very important, and definitely bears focusing all her attention on the matter. ...It's awful damn difficult, even without the arousal. He seems... snuggly. It's really goddamn adorable. Idly she tastes another dollop of creamy trapsauce. Purely for sampling purposes. ...Oops, swallowed it. No helping it then. That one, too? Oh, the hell with it. Down the hatch, all of it. ...She feels ...strange. Almost ashamed (that's probably not good). Extremely wicked (also probably not good, but somehow incredibly thrilling), and like she's within three seconds of dragging him to her room and forcefully mounting him (...good or not, the idea is appealing.)
[22:15]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	But on top of all that... worried. A little awkward. What do you say to a boy who looks like a girl who you've just been fondling?
[22:20]	* [Gtz]Andel	is unsure of whether he should push his luck or not. Insofar, he has been incredibly unlucky yet lucky at the same time. Here he thought that presenting his penis to anyone would be a bad thing. Yet so far, it has proven to be a very good thing. How long this may last, he knows not. He peers up at Fourteen, perhaps trying to get some directions as to what he should do. It doesn't really occur to him that she may be just as far out as he feels, she was just too damn smooth to be anything but well prepared for such things.
[22:28]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	comes back down from her ruminating and looks down at Andel, cuddled close. ...Oh. He's ready for more? She reaches back down and squeezes-- ooh, definitely. Well, then.
[22:32]	* [Gtz]Andel	eyes go wide, realizing that's she's going to go at him again. This time will be different, however. This time, he is ready for it. As ready as a little trap can be for being molested, at least. His face appears determined, but his little body still has some trouble controlling its nerves.
[22:33]	<[Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6>	...Shall we us both proceed to something a little more substantial involved?
[22:34]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	smiles at Andel as she says this, and scoots back a bit, parting her legs to allow him access. Drawing him close with arms wrapped around his waist, she helps him into position, and gives brief instructions. As the younger maid sinks into Fourteen with that first thrust in, she shudders in anticipation. It's going to be a good night. A very, very good night.
[22:34]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	[aaaand cut]
*Fade to black*
[22:35]	* [Gtz]Andel	dies
[22:37]	* [Gtz]Andel	but before that
[22:37]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	but after that, at the same time
[22:37]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	...damn, how trippy
[22:38]	* [Gtz]Andel	sex blah blah leave blah blah fourteen's room blah
[22:56]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	snuggles him, still blissed out from the afterglow. Eventually, enough of her wits --and fears-- return, allowing her to attempt conversation, or at least ask him a few questions.
[22:56]	<[Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6>	...Are you angry unhappy with what I have done to you? I am feeling worried anxious that I went far too far.
[22:58]	* [Gtz]Andel	shakes his head.
[23:02]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	lets out the breath she'd been holding, and squeezes Andel, rolling partly over towards his side of the bed to do so, sheets rustling quietly.
[23:05]	* [Gtz]Andel	is squeezed. Delightfully, delightfully squeezed. If only he could find his way deeper between those breasts... He never can, but he loves to try.
[23:05]	<[Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6>	Then, you are... okay content with ...this?
[23:11]	* [Gtz]Andel	nods, then lifts his head up and perches his cheek atop a breast, gazing into Fourteen's eyes. It's like a dream come true! Everything he wished for over breakfast has become so in only an hour! Well, except for dancing like John Travolta. He still has to work on that. But hot damn, acceptance, first time, girlfriend, and mother figure(dammit, that's so wrong) all wrapped up into one? He'll never steal out of the offering plate again.
[23:13]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	nods as well, running fingers idly through Andel's long hair. Silky~
[23:13]	<[Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6>	I believe think I am, too.
[23:13]	<[Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6>	...We will need to keep silent qui--
[23:13]	<[Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6>	Well.
[23:13]	<[Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6>	I will have to keep remain quiet regarding us.
[23:17]	* [Gtz]Andel	seems as though she can read his mind. He was just about to ask her to keep himself a secret, but it appears she's more than insightful enough to understand without a single miming from him. All he has to do is feel her breasts against his face and nod. Is she an Angel? he thinks to himself, then performs a slight silent body-shaking laugh at the irony of the thought. Whatever, he thinks. Never thought much of the name anyway.
[23:23]	* [Gtz]Andel	finds himself stiffening again. This is normally a pain for him, giving away his little sham, but since about an hour ago it has become the best thing ever. Because now if Fourteen finds it, she won't kill him to pieces for being a cross-dressing pervert, but instead take it in her hands and do the most wonderful things with it.
[23:29]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	is quiet for a few minutes, then asks, in an innocently neutral tone:
[23:30]	<[Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6>	...When do you have to be up and working, exactly?
[23:33]	* [Gtz]Andel	...isn't really sure. He just goes whenever anyone else does so he doesn't look totally useless. He shrugs, taps her wrist twice and taps his watch twice more. My time is your time. Probably.
[23:40]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	smiles, and snuggles him close. Something about time, and her? Hers is the same time? ...Well, it didn't seem like anything definite, and it didn't seem like "Someone wakes me up," so...
[23:41]	<[Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6>	Oh~? That's good to hear ...then you can sleep here tonight, instead.
[23:44]	* [Gtz]Andel	perks up at this. He never even considered it. So that's why she was asking... man, this woman sure is something! He vigorously nods, unable to hide his grin.
[23:46]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	smiles as well, pulling Andel into a long, slow, kiss.
[23:51]	* [Gtz]Andel	lets his instincts drive him, returning the kiss and kissing her deeper still. His hand wander up to those glorious globes he's made a home of recently, the other snaking around Fourteen's neck to pull himself closer. Damn, do I got it made or what?
[23:54]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	[Now cut?]
[23:54]	* [Gtz]Andel	[sure, whatever]
[23:54]	* [Atai][14^3]Factorial_over_6	[Cut~!]