Lotor/Shiro (for read this time)

Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:14 PM
I'm gay
Listen.................
I want them
To have an angry makeout
Even if it's just in my dreams
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:16 PM
it's all teeth and pent up rage and shiro's too drunk to mind himself when it comes to lotor so he Bites
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:16 PM
mmmmmmmm
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MAKE THIS BOY BLEED
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:17 PM
not, like, super hard but enough to draw blood because, you know, its not a Fun Makeout (tm) and shiros aim is to fuck up his pretty face for as long as possible without putting him in the hospital
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:17 PM
(Not bad just like, yum, bit lip)
Same wavelength!!
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:17 PM
ayyyy
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:17 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I want this
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:18 PM
lotor scratching up the back of shiros neck/the area inbetween his shoulderblades js
WHILE the smooch is goin on,
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:21 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
FUCK ME
Listen, uh, uh, uh, just, just saying, but, UH,
Shiro with hickeys
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:22 PM
HOO....
tugs collar,
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:22 PM
He's "dead college student" levels of pale so they show up on his skin with just the slightest bit of force and
Lotor's not too gentle
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:22 PM
'you look like someone punched you in the throat did pidge get you or smth'
'uhhHHHHH--'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:23 PM
Shiro with scratches down his back
"Haha did you get into a fight with a cat--"
"HAHAHAHA NO"
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:23 PM
this is HORRIBLE
i lvoe it........
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:23 PM
I KNOW
BUT ON LOTOR'S END
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:23 PM
i cant believe shiros gonna get murdered by lance
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:23 PM
SHIRO'S GRIPPING HIM SO TIGHT THAT HE'S GOT BRUISES AND HE LOVES IT
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:24 PM
(a fitting end, imo, but thats beside the point)
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:24 PM
I'M SORRY I DON'T MEAN TO BE SO THIS WAY
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:24 PM
its okay tbh
lotors got bruising up his forearm from where shiro grabbed him and hes just like
'ow-- nice, but ow--'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:25 PM
Or on his hip..................................
Nail intends on his thigh................................................................
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:25 PM
hhhhhHHHHH...........
dont TEMPT ME........
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:25 PM
LOOK,
LOOK,
LOOK,
MAYBE,
JUST MAYBE,
ONCE IN A WHILE,
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:25 PM
PEOPLE WANT SHIRO TO GET DICK !!!!!!
HE'LL GET HIM SOME!!!!
god tho go on
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:26 PM
THERE'S A LOT OF PENT-UP STRESS AND IT NEEDS AN OUTLET AND THEY'RE BOTH FRUSTRATED AND ANGRY AND IT'S ONLY SORT OF AT EACH OTHER SO
THEIR BEST OPTION IS JUST TO
LET IT ALL OUT IN A (SEMI-)CONSTRUCTIVE WAY
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:31 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean, like
shiro Doesnt Like The Dude as pretty as he is but being bloodied up beyond belief and .5 inches from lotors face while hes pulling his hair is
mmmm
its not that he WANTS TO but he'd also be less, like
Wanting To Protest because theres an itty bitty part of him that just
Adores seeing lotor getting payback, despite how much he pretends they're on semi-decent terms
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:39 PM
MMMMMMM, vindictive Shiro is my favorite Shiro
Lotor, for his part, Also isn't exactly gung-ho about initiating but if it's happening, shit, he's drunk enough and Shiro's gorgeous and he deserves it after getting his shit punched
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:40 PM
tfw,
im ngl shiros gonna be Goading him and seeing if he can get him to crack first
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:41 PM
chinhands
Give me an example <:3c
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:46 PM
'You're gonna need those hands to punch with, lottie, i can keep myself balanced just fine-- unless you've got something else planned?'

'shhhhhut the fuck your mouth, oh my god'

i'm awful at actual goading tbh he's just gonna be like ;3c
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:47 PM
HE JUST FUCKIN YANKS SHIRO IN AND SHIRO THINKS HE'S GONNA HEADBUTT HIM BEFORE HE REALIZES THAT IS
NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:48 PM
gOD
he"S READY TO PUNCH HIM IN THE STOMACH BUT HE SORT OF SHORT CIRCUITS
'???? what why is my mouth wet are those teeth is this happening WHAT OH--' and then
gently....... wiggles fingers
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:49 PM
Nothing gentle about what Shiro does back >;3c
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:50 PM
;0
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:50 PM
It's great but also a little gross because Lotor's still got a nosebleed and that's not attractive At All
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:50 PM
honestly,
do you think they Care
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:51 PM
NOPE
NOT AT ALL
Lotor's gripping his shirt so tight and he moves up to his shoulders and then twists his hands in his hair
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:53 PM
could u...... imagine...
shiro makin a lil noise and lotor just homing in on it like !!! what was that :)
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:55 PM
"OooooOOOOOOOooooooh does this mean I win? I won. I totally won."
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:55 PM
and shiros just like :? i didnt hear anything while internally screaming and lotor just :)..................... 'don't play stupid, shirogane'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 6:56 PM
Oay but.......... listen..................................
Lotor just casually nudging his knee somewhere it Really Ought Not To Be AND WHHHHHOOOPS
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 6:56 PM
ohhhHHHHhooo
holy shit
this is awful i love it
even if it doesnt happen in chat (which, like, it Probably Shouldnt) bants are our own private safe havens in which we can sin w/o judgement so, like
fingerguns.........
also it doesn't help any that shiro hasnt gotten some in, like
Months, he doesn't really try to go out and get laid Frequently despite how many people're on his dick
so hes just like !!! and lotor keeps it Up...............
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:05 PM
me sweating bc this is, mm
MMMMM......
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:05 PM
I KNOW
FUCK, WE HAVE SUCH GOOD IDEAS
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:05 PM
why are we so good
the subject matter is awful but we're so good
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:06 PM
And Lotor is Very Aware of what's going on and he's just got this SMIRK and he's like, "Ooh, somebody's getting eager, don't tell me this is all it takes" AND
LISTEN
HE'S AN AWFUL PERSON
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:06 PM
GOD
ALEX DO NOT DO THIS TO ME
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:08 PM
consider, tho

drunk shiro who's none too careful about exerting his strength and when lotor starts pushing his buttons he just reaches up and grabs him to pull him in a lil closer, flushed chest to chest, and tugs him down so he can whisper in his ear
'It certainly took less to get you grinding on it, so I don't think you're one to talk' but in, you know
drunk shiro voice
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:09 PM
mmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM
Lotor is just
"Mark me down as scared AND horny"
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:09 PM
jkdhgj
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:09 PM
(He's so into it tho, he's a HOT MESS and he just wants to get wrecked)
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:09 PM
GOD.....
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:10 PM
tbh tho
uh
listen
Lotor is a strict top ordinarily
But what if for this
He wasn't <:3c
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:10 PM
mMMMMmmmm
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM(edited)
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:11 PM
He is the neediest, most demanding bottom ever and he's just constantly like, "Oh, come on, I could show you how it's done--" and Shiro just growls, "Shut up" and presses with all his might and Lotor's hitched gasp makes it SO WORTH IT
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:12 PM
ggGGOOD
GOD
FUCK
FUCK!!!!
I HATE THIS
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:12 PM
REALLY BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE IT
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:12 PM
I KNOW I LOVE IT TOO BUT I ALSO HATE IT
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:12 PM
IT'S SO AWFUL
AND SO GOOD
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:13 PM
god tho im just
mmmMMM shiro being the most vindictive shithead he can manage to be while also being shitfaced
its good, i love it, its the Good Shit
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:14 PM
Lotor sinking his teeth into Shiro's earlobe so he'll have plenty to remember him by in the morning
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:14 PM
mmmMMMMmmmm
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:14 PM
(Let's be real, after that they avoid each other for a month before they're buzzed but nowhere near the same level of drunkenness and decide, "eh, what the hell," and from then on it just becomes a Thing whenever they need stress-relief booty-calls)
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:15 PM
honestly could u... imagine...
second time lotors like 'this time im on top' and shiro just looks at him dead in the eye and mutters 'sure, jan'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:16 PM
They're both sweaty and exhausted afterward and Lotor just sits up like, "NEXT TIME FOR SURE" "What makes you think there's going to be a next time?" "Oh, sweetie, have you seen me? Have you seen you? Of course there's going to be a next time."
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:17 PM
'Have you seen our friends? you're gonna have stress enough pent up within a month'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:18 PM
"I'd give it two weeks if you're lucky."
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:18 PM
god
i hate this, i love it but i hate it
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:19 PM
(They do end up switching off every so often, but Lotor becomes a lot more comfortable with not constantly being the one to take the lead and learns to enjoy it, oops)
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:20 PM
(the times they Do switch off are Wild bc shiro spends the entire first time trying desperately to pretend that hes not enjoying it as much (if not more) as lotor insisted he would)
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:21 PM
HE'S SUCH AN OVERCONFIDENT PIECE OF SHIT
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:21 PM
'don't hold back, sweetheart-- let me know how much you love this'
[shiro, violently shoving bedsheets into his mouth]
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:22 PM
Shiro can never get used to his pace because he'll start out hard and fast and then slow it to an AGONIZING crawl to where Shiro refuses to beg (but really, really wants to) and then it's back to breakneck speed again and just
Mmm
MMMMMMM
SEE, BECAUSE,
YOU'D THINK THAT
SINCE THEY HATE EACH OTHER'S GUTS
THEY WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT THE OTHER THINKS AND JUST USE THIS FOR THEIR OWN BENEFIT, BUT NO
IT BECOMES A CONTEST
LEARNING EACH OTHER'S PREFERENCES AND SEEING WHO CRACKS AND ADMITTING TO ENJOYING THEMSELVES FIRST, GETTING THEM TO THE EDGE BEFORE LEAVING THEM HANGING JUST TO HEAR THEM GROAN,
Haha hoo boy I need. A cold shower.
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:25 PM
<:3c
can i join you, first off, but also
hooOOOOOOO boy yeah
shiro whos the master of holding back and lotor whos determined to see him crack and just GGGHHHGhg
GOD
i hate this
i love it but i hate it
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:26 PM
THEY'RE HORRIBLE FOR EACH OTHER
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:26 PM
banned
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:26 PM
BY WHICH I MEAN THEY'RE PERFECT
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:26 PM
aaaabsolutely awful but at the same time so....... so good........
mmmmMMmmm god
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:27 PM
Okay but, uh,
The first few times they end up doing it, Lotor just picks up his clothes, takes a shower, and leaves with no fuss
But after
He doesn't bother
And Shiro physically kicks him out of bed when he decides to stay
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:28 PM
'Out, out, this is my private den of sin and you're not welcome here when we're both able to think about our terrible decisions'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:30 PM
"What, not the cuddly type? I am."
"That! Is neither here nor there, get the fuck out, you're not included in my supreme cuddle package because this isn't even an arrangement, this is a series of unfortunate events."
"Mm, sure. Call me?"
"... Nn."
"I'll take that as a yes. Smooches!"
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:31 PM
GOD
i hate this
i love it but i hate it why are we so good
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:45 PM
Eventually Shiro ends up being too worn out to protest when Lotor sleeps over and from then on, there is no getting rid of him, he is an Actual Cat, you let him stay once and he's just there forever
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:46 PM
shiro's out like a light and lotor just latches onto his chest and buries his face in his pecs like 'ah, yes,'
'this is where i'd like to die, shirogane'
'it's takashi, first off-- and why do you want to die in my chest'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:47 PM
shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT LOTOR CALL HIM "TAKASHI" HOW DARE YOU NOW I'M SO FUCKING INVESTED
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:48 PM
<:3c
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:48 PM
I LOVE THEM FLUFFY
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:48 PM
it Slips one day, he doesnt realize until its too late and he just sort of
'actually, go back to calling me beefsteak, yeah?'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:49 PM
"........... >:3c Nope."
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:49 PM
and he just Groans because he knows hes Fucked
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:50 PM
"Takashiiiii, I'm coming over, Takashi if you don't have those birds covered and napping you're not getting any ass tonight" and then
Later on,
"Fuck, Takashi, you're incredible."
>:3cccccccccccc
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:50 PM
hhHOOOO
and shiros caught between telling him to cut the shit and letting it go bc its Nice to hear his name again but also
its Lotor,
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:52 PM
Let's face it, the guy could read out of a dictionary and it would be :ok_hand:
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 7:52 PM
and, like
at this point he still Dislikes lotor but at the same time he's not, like
Entirely Opposed To The Concept Of Him (tm)
hes growing on him, like a fungus
Dad - Last Wednesday at 7:53 PM
Meanwhile, Lotor's never outright hated Shiro in the first place but he's caught onto the apparent animosity there and just went with it, like, "Welp, guess this is happening now," but once they start getting Involved™
"This is mine now, I licked it."
Shiro goes out for dinner with this Nice Enough and Perfectly Sweet girl from one of his courses and Lotor is just :new_moon_with_face: :new_moon_with_face: :new_moon_with_face:  This is fine
It's less than nothing to get worked up about but Lotor is still sulky and pouting and he insists on getting busy with Shiro and being the one on top to make it absolutely plain that he's the only one who can give Shiro what he likes just right
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 8:00 PM
tfw... shiro just, he doesnt really Know lotor aside from interactions pertaining to keith and rather than risk giving lotor the chance to be convinced that theyre anything more than acquaintances hes just like :) oh boy, this guy, and hes kept his guard up ever since until things started getting Spicy,
Dad - Last Wednesday at 8:01 PM
Good shit
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 8:02 PM
and, like, a part of him is like 'if that's how he treats the people he cares about i'd better not give him a reason to care about me' tbh which is STUPID but he's stupid, so, like,
ANYWAY yes shiro goes out w/ a nice lady from class and he's about as interested as you'd think he is (not much)
and, like, a part of him is Concerned but the rest of him is just like haha nice where'd this come from ;) @ lotor
Dad - Last Wednesday at 8:04 PM
Jealousy and possessiveness and no kind of Good Emotions tbh
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 8:05 PM
tfw
honestly just, shiro who shuts down pissy lotor at every opportunity he can manage, imagine
Dad - Last Wednesday at 9:36 PM
Good thoughts for bad people: Lotor being SUPER VOCAL when bottoming and then pretending as if he didn't make a peep the entire time afterward
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 9:36 PM
hhhHHOOOOOOOO
I DIG IT
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 10:24 PM
hello, i am here, to distract you with my intimate knowledge of Fun Stuff for cool people
could u Imagine shiro once he realizes he can't get lotor out of bed once he's let him stay once just sort of
playing with his hair....................
it's not particularly affectionate or anything at first it's just making contact for the sake of making contact bc hey, he's still here, might as well get accustomed to him being around
'Don't mess those up, or I'll make sure you need another prosthetic. :)'

'Can do, I didn't plan on it anyway'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 10:31 PM
Lotor is asleep in 0.2 seconds
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 10:32 PM
god bless
man u know what i thought of
shiro claims to be put together but if u leave the dude alone for .2 seconds shit goes sideways fast
lotor wakes up to shiro trying (and failing) to find smth he had on him immediately before they got into bed and hes just like 'is this a common occurence'
'almost daily, yeah'
'wonderful.'
its never anything important, it's like pens and pocket change and he only realizes when the chances of finding them are at their lowest
Dad - Last Wednesday at 10:40 PM
It gets to the point where, whenever Lotor's there, he has Shiro empty out his pockets on the desk/dresser first thing before any funny business happens because "I swear to god if you end up fussing over the ballpoint pen you like because it writes Really Smooth I'm going to have an apoplexy"
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 10:42 PM
shiro doesnt listen to alarms, never bothers taking the trash out until it's gaining sentience
brings home pets despite garrison rules stating directly not to because 'he wouldnt leave me alone!!'
loses shit CONSTANTLY, puts shit in weird places when he's distracted, just
Dad - Last Wednesday at 10:43 PM
Lotor's "thanks for the sex" gifts include kicking Shiro so that he gets bruises on his legs if it means getting him tf up and hauling out the trash on his Walk of Shame when the stink gets too bad
But yeah, Lotor is By No Means a responsible human being himself but it's mostly the "gets drunk and passes out in inconvenient/unconventional places" kind of way ("how the FUCK did you wedge yourself underneath the sink???????") and not the "cannot complete basic human tasks" kind of way
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 10:47 PM
like, shiro Can do it but he has people over so infrequently that there's Little Things he just kind of forgets from time to time? if that makes sense

he's Tired and needs ten cups of coffee to function at all times so he has to prioritize
Dad - Last Wednesday at 10:52 PM
This poor man
I love him
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 10:53 PM
he's held together by paperclips and superglue which was improperly applied and hes Doing His Best  still
im proud of him
HM.... lets, seee what else i can propose in terms of hypotheticals
consider, for a moment, lotor sort of holding onto shiros shoulders while they're going at it to balance himself and shiro just being like !!!
he digs hugs and he tolerates lotor so its a Good Thing but hes also like man i really shouldnt like this as much as i do
'You're staring, sweetness, is something the matter?'
'I had a very brief, very lovely daydream in which you stopped using nicknames for me, but i guess that's just a fantasy.'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:06 PM
"So... Does that mean Takashi is back on the table?"
"You kow what, nevermind, sweetness is fine."
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:06 PM
hjfkg
they're Awful
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:06 PM
I HATE THEM
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:06 PM
babe could u.... could u imagine
lotor giving shiro a backrub............
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:07 PM
GODDDD, HE'S GOT MAGIC HANDS
Like, sometimes he has a Bad Day where his muscles are aching and everything hurts and Lotor takes one look at him trying to accomplish anything and he sternly sits Shiro down so he can work his magic
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:07 PM
shiro just fucking MMMMMmmmelts,
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:08 PM
He gets all the knots out but he's not pressing SUPER FUCKING HARD like most people try and do it, it's just the right amount of pressure
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:10 PM
I am very gentle, I promise
But like, Lotor runs like a furnace so even the body heat from his hands alone helps soothe some of the ache and because he's not a goblin who takes pleasure in other people's pain (without full consent >:3) he's just
Ideal
And Shiro's just
Oh no
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:12 PM
shiros worst days are when it's, like
ungodly cold out and his stub arm is, like
freaking out (like, when did that become a thing i did)
he doesn't even Say anything he just sort of gently presses himself against lotors shoulder like 'please...................... please free me from this cycle of torment'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:14 PM
(In those situations it's best to keep it out of its prosthetic and make sure it's wrapped somewhere nice and warm, maybe with a hot bath, and definitely kept nice and moisturized)
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:14 PM
(yee)
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:16 PM
Lotor just slings an arm around his shoulder and leans in as close as he can get and they just kinda sit there in silence and there's almost none of that tension there, it's just kinda Nice
Also, unrelated but just, consider Lotor letting himself in, unannounced, and flopping onto the couch where Shiro's just chilling, demanding attention like a needy cat in human form
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:17 PM
oh my god
i love?? all of this
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:18 PM
"Why don't you keep your door locked lmao"
"Thanks for motivating me to doublecheck every single time I come and go"
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:20 PM
the one day he Does lock it lotor just stands there whining/grumbling for thirty seconds straight before shiro comes running like ???? whats going on ?? ?????
'You locked your door.'
'i know, you reminded me to the last five times you came in unannounced.'
'why didn't you unlock it if you knew i was coming??'
'i didnt????'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:22 PM
"You should have known???"
"Am I supposed to have ESP????"
"Yes???????????????"
Like he teases BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY EXPECTS SHIRO TO GO OUT AND DO IT
HOW DARE HE BE KEPT OUT
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:24 PM
shiro, biting his knuckles to try and keep from screaming: this is fine, this is Fine, i'm fine,
i love them so much they're, so awful
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:25 PM
Lance leaves for a week and he has nobody to bug so he basically just Lives at Shiro's house and he and the birds come to a grudging truce
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:25 PM
pepper gives him kisses........
(which for her are just like, gently putting her beak against his arm and making a lil fart noise)
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:26 PM
Lotor: Oh god oh god SHIROGANE WHAT IS IT DOING IS IT DYING AM I DYING
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:27 PM
shiro, taking like ten pictures of the incident and sending them to the gc: nah you're fine
peppers the calmer of the two tbh clems the goblin
shiros like 'watch this!!' and lets her wrestle with his non-prosthetic hand and lotors just like you are going to DIE, man
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:32 PM
Shiro, coming back after work to find Lotor with the upper half of his body sprawled on the floor with the rest of him hanging off the bed and both birds perched on his perfect ass: ..................... Nothing unusual here
He posts the photos on Instagram with the caption, "They've claimed their latest victim, rip @l-otor"
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:33 PM
'Did they finally murder you in cold blood?'
'yes, absolutely, apparently I'm not their favorite.'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:34 PM
"Ordinarily I'd be hurt by this but you know what it's fine because THEY'RE NOT MY FAVORITES EITHER"
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:34 PM
'clem is STABBING MY ASS WITH HER FEET KNIVES, SHIROGANE.'
'Those are her claws, and she's just standing there--'
'bullshit!!'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:36 PM
"THIS IS ASSAULT and I won't rest until you pay me proper restitution."
"I don't even want to think about what that entails."
"It means you need to pay my ass some special attention ;3c"
"Get out"
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:37 PM
fdjhfgdj
FUCK, god
i love them
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:38 PM
He just wants his butt squeezed :( I think we all can relate to that
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:39 PM
yeah def
shiro just withstands thirty minutes of straight up pouting before hes finally like 'okAY, god, fine, your ass gets special attention just let me finish with the girls first'
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:40 PM
Why does Shiro put up with him............................
They went from stressed-out hatefucking to domesticity in the blink of an eye
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:43 PM
it's because of who we are as people and thats Okay
bc like, while the convo here is v quickly goin from one end to another? ic it'd take, like
Months
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:43 PM
YEP
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:43 PM
maybe even a year of hatefucking and gradual acclimation
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:43 PM
They've got time
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:44 PM
definitely
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:44 PM
But so................................ Back to sin, now that you play Shiro, I gotta know
What's ya boi into
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:45 PM
i,
i hadn't even thought of that
i know he jokingly called himself a furry at one point but beside that im like? ???
hm
............ hm......... i dont
actually know ??
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:46 PM
Good things to think about, is all I'm saying >B)
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:46 PM
like outside of stressed out hatefucking and all that entails hes, mm
hm...........
i Should, tbh, nobody in the college rp is gonna find out but
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
good thing to have on reserve
i imagine he'd have pretty decent stamina so hes , probs into?? like......... edging............... idk
giving head is  a good, he likes his hair played with but i dont think thats a kink ???
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:49 PM
Yum
It might not be a Kink but it's definitely a Thing He's Into
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:51 PM
lotties holding him by the fringe and hes Digging it
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:51 PM
tbh Lotor likes having his hair pulled, too
Oopsie
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:51 PM
<:3c
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:52 PM
He's also, like, way into semi-exhibitionism, nothing super public but, uh, blowjobs in stairwells? Getting handsy in changing rooms? Not being able to keep their hands to themselves in the elevator? Hell fuckin yeah
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:53 PM
shiros got a mad nasty thing for uniforms (aside from like, army ones, for a number of reasons) and generally probably like... clothed sex
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:53 PM
MMMMMMM, yum
So that whole thing about Lotor grinding against his groin when they're both fully clothed is... :ok_hand:
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:54 PM
(lotor, prancing into the room in the single shittiest sexy cop outfit he could find: you're under arrest, mister shirogane--
shiro, putting his head in his hands: how did you get in my apartment again)
also YEAH.... yeah
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:54 PM
(Keith owed him a favor)
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:55 PM
shiros got this massive fucking blush stuck to his face during the grinding and hes just sort of Sweating a lil and lotors just like >:3c
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:55 PM
You had BETTER BELIEVE he will take full advantage of that
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:56 PM
god fucking bless please wreck my son,
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:57 PM
LIKE IMAGINE alternate birthday route where most everybody's gone home for the night and they're all patched up for the night and Lotor just.
Settles himself on Shiro's lap.
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:57 PM
hhhOOOO
Dad - Last Wednesday at 11:58 PM
NO SHAME WHATSOEVER AND SHIRO IS 0.2 SECONDS FROM SHOVING HIM OFF BEFORE HE'S MOVING AND PROVIDING JUST ENOUGH FRICTION FOR SHIRO TO JUST GO, "FUUUUUUUCK"
Flufflebutts - Last Wednesday at 11:59 PM
it gets Worse the longer he does it bc half of the time he's turned around and watching shiros face as he does it w/ the smuggest grin on his face just like <:3c
March 2, 2017
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:00 AM
He's got his hands on Shiro's shoulders to brace himself and his fingers just twist in the frabric of his shirt and Shiro's got his hands digging into Lotor's waist and mmmm
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:01 AM
shiros this :ok_hand: close to Losing It and lotor just kinda pauses for a second before caaarefully just. going still and then promptly getting off his lap
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:01 AM
That MOTHERFUCKER
Blows him a kiss and goes to pour himself another drink
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:02 AM
shiro, meanwhile, just kind of rolls over onto his face on the couch and Yells,
or, like
whatever seating there is, idk
maybe he just falls out of the chair
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:02 AM
(I FEEL SO BAD, POOR HUNK'S PLACE)
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:02 AM
listen this is a hypothetical ok
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:02 AM
ok
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:03 AM
we could set it Anywhere to preserve the dignity of hunks house
apartment even w/e
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:03 AM
God, what if Lotor Did host it at his place
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:03 AM
oh gggod
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:03 AM
He's just
"................................... You know the bedroom is right off to the--"
"NOPE, THANKS"
"Just thought you might like someone to take care of your little problem there. Or, hm, maybe your not-so-little problem."
"............................................................................................"
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:05 AM
shiro just, shuts himself in the nearest bathroom
after either A: frantic searching on his own or B: asking lotor where one is (to which he responds 'you could always ask me for help with that, you know' and shiro looks him dead in the eye and says 'i need to take a shit' (a boldfaced lie, but, whatever) )
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:06 AM
This poor man
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:07 AM
they're both horrible and i love them
mmMMM i just thought about it and fuckign, god,
shiro pressing lotor up against a wall >:3c
ala the old godstuck picture u know the one
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:13 AM
MMMMM YES
Lotor retaliating by covering Shiro's neck in hickeys
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:13 AM
hhhhhhooo
passing thought on top of the wall thing: lotor struggling to keep quiet bc he doesnt wanna risk waking anyone up and shiro just
pressing every button that makes it hard Not To make noise
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:15 AM
Shiro palming Lotor through the fabric of his pants..................... <:3c
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:15 AM
mMMMmmm
im burning this is so good ??
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:16 AM
Lotor letting out these breathy little "fuck, fuck, oh god" sounds right in Shiro's ear, so quiet he's the only one that can hear
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:16 AM
sssSHIT
shiro holding lotor in place w/ one hand in his hair and the other on his groin + a knee somewhere in there for good measure js
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:17 AM
Mmmm, yum
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:18 AM
clenches fist gently............... good shit
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:18 AM
It gets to the point where Lotor is just, "No, nope, not enough, not nearly enough, you're coming with me and you are going to fuck me like you mean it"
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:19 AM
>:3c
this is horrible and i hope u know you've Destroyed me
i keep having little thoughts and its either lotor and shiro being insufferable or bickering like a married couple with few inbetweens
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:25 AM
PLEASE, ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:25 AM
first off, like
shiro cooks for himself p frequently, manages to eat relatively healthily despite his caffine thing but every time lotor stays over he usually just lets him fend for himself, yeah?
he'll toss him like a granola bar or smth if he's too fucked out to get up but past that that's It
until one day lotor wakes up to shiro trying to jostle him awake so he can have a breakfast burrito or smth 'because there was extra'
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:27 AM
BYE
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:29 AM
and soon enough he starts getting up as soon as shiro does to trail after him like a puppy to the kitchen like 'what're you making today??'
not on the regular ofc but, like, Sometimes
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:29 AM
Every once in a while
I'm crying
I hate them
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:30 AM
shiro claims its common courtesy and lotors like i'm not about to refuse an offer from a friend and neither of them want to acknowledge that they Enjoy the novelty of eating together every once in a while
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:30 AM
Lotor tries cooking
Once
It ends in a visit from the fire department and a 6'1" hulk of a dude freezing in his cherry-patterned boxers in the middle of winter
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:32 AM
honestly shiro'd straight up not let him in the apartment for a while after that bc hoooly shit smoke is bad for birds
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:32 AM
Lotor is miserable
He just wanted to make eggs and bacon :(
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:34 AM
lotor, putting himself against the door and whining: takashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--
shiro, muffled, from the recesses of his apartment: another two days, you can handle it
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:37 AM
He sends Snapchats of him huddled against Shiro's door with the caption "So cold... So alone... :cry:"
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:39 AM
it takes him agreeing to never breathe in the direction of the stove again until he's properly accustomed to cooking  for shiro to let him in early and the First thing he does is look at pepper and mutter 'you're my favorite' under his breath
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:39 AM
AHAHAHA
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:40 AM
listen, i figure he'd prefer the one who's less like a puppy in a feathery body
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:40 AM
(Though, uh, going back to the Takashi thing......................)
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:40 AM
:eyes:
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:42 AM
(Listen, just saying, but one of the few times Shiro actually enjoys having Lotor call him by his name for all it's worth is when he's so out of breath, he can't even get his entire name out, "Ta-- Taka-- Ah, fuck, please--")
DOUSES SELF IN HOLY WATER
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:42 AM
mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
IM BURNING, SCOOB
shiro isn't one to call names during the act on the regular and it becomes incredibly apparent that it'd take a Lot to get him to come down that far but one day, it just kind of, slips,
probably while lotors struggling to get his name out, tbh
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:46 AM
It's enough to make him McFreakin Lose It right then and there because he's already overstimulated and then, mm,
Those wicked rad feelings, yo
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:46 AM
>:3c
lotors just like <:3c when they wake up the next morning and shiros just kinda like :^..........
oh my god
oh boy
Dad - Last Thursday at 12:51 AM
Shiro meeting Ophelia and, to everybody's surprise, she Absolutely Fucking Adores Shiro???????
SHE CAN EVEN TOLERATE THE BIRDS
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 12:51 AM
omg.....
lotors ready to film their first encounter like 'is shirogane finally gonna meet his match?' and shiro just sort of kneels down to offer his hand to ophie like :0.....
and ophies like !!!!
Dad - Last Thursday at 9:56 PM
So, listen...............................
About that Shilo (Loshiro?)
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 9:57 PM
<:3c
Dad - Last Thursday at 9:59 PM
Lotor: So wait, that means you can only get birthday sex every four years?! That's like every time we get a new president!
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 10:00 PM
shiro, quietly: birthday sex???
Dad - Last Thursday at 10:02 PM
WELL, CONSIDERING WHAT WENT DOWN IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL VERSION OF HIS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION...
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 10:03 PM
hes never Heard of it
his birthday technically spans two days when the day isnt there, so, like,
lotor proposes a way to Fix it, aka: 'congrats, you're not going to be able to walk for two days'
Dad - Last Thursday at 10:03 PM
MARATHON SEX
Lotor's got some superhuman stamina :eyes:
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 10:04 PM
shiros none too shabby himself, he's out of practice but ;)
Dad - Last Thursday at 10:05 PM
Mmmmm
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 10:13 PM
fucking, mm
Dad - Last Thursday at 10:13 PM
?
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 10:13 PM
could u imagine ........
lotor and shiro making out in the stairwell outside of his apartment,
Dad - Last Thursday at 10:14 PM
YUM, yes please
Lotor's got his hand halfway down Shiro's pants and Shiro keeps glancing over to the door in case somebody barges in and Lotor just reaches over with his other hand to wrench his face in the other direction like, "Keep your eyes on me, sweetness."
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 10:16 PM
mmMMMMMMM
i'm fucking dying, scoob
Dad - Last Thursday at 10:28 PM
Just the Aesthetic of Lotor giving Shiro a BJ tucked into that little space under the stairs and it's dimly-lit  but Lotor is staring up at Shiro as much as he can trying to gauge his reaction and :eyes:
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 10:29 PM
mmMMMMMMM
FUCK
it's dark out and the only light is diffused out of a lamppost nearby and all lotor can really see is the line of his jaw/the side of his head highlighted by the light
and he just...... watches as his jaw tenses and relaxes and Shifts w/ every lil noise he makes
Dad - Last Thursday at 10:30 PM
Lotor is By No Means Quiet and he's basically daring them to get caught with the muffled sounds he's making around Shiro and he's got his hands twisted in Lotor's hair and
Yum yum yum yum
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 10:30 PM
mmMMMMm god
i hate this i love this but i hate it
Dad - Last Thursday at 10:31 PM
Okay but
Somebody passes by before they can finish and Shiro's just hastily tucking himself into his pants and dragging Lotor by the collar upstairs so he can fuck him :ok_hand: :ok_hand: :ok_hand: :ok_hand: :ok_hand:
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 10:34 PM
GOD
fuck, man, just
shiro tries to make it look like he's consoling his crying partner but in reality he's trying to hastily tuck himself in while whisper-yelling at lotor about not using the teeth unless they're in the apartment
Dad - Last Thursday at 10:36 PM
"Just thought I'd make things a little more exciting, is all." And Lotor just flicks his tongue out and bares his teeth and Shiro is regretting every singoe one of his choices
Flufflebutts - Last Thursday at 10:36 PM
mmmMMMMMmmm
Dad - Last Thursday at 10:49 PM
Shiro indulges for once in his uptight life and it's not with Lotor present so when he drunk-texts Lotor with nothing come "coem ovr." Lotor thinks he's DYING
When they're still in the hatefucking phase and not quite to the "drunk booty calls" phase, Lotor marks Shiro up absolutely everywhere just because he can, scratches, bite marks, enough hiceys to make it look like Shiro got in a fight with a wild animal and lost
He has class the next morning and he wants to DIIIIIIIIIIE and dresses up in as many layers as he possibly can
Flufflebutts - Today at 2:29 PM
Better thoughts
Lotor and shiro kicking each others shit in
Dad - Today at 2:34 PM
GOD, PLEASE, YES
Flufflebutts - Today at 2:35 PM
Mmmm
Better yet, them kicking the shit out of eahother and getting so wiped they slump over on top of each other
Dad - Today at 2:37 PM
Lotor gets his legs wrapped around Shiro's and :eyes:
Flufflebutts - Today at 2:45 PM
Mmmmmm yes
Shiros rutting up against him none to subtly
Dad - Today at 2:47 PM
Lotor was just in the middle of punching him but now he's got his hands running up and down Shiro's chest, I'm just saying but we'd all want to squeeze them tiddies
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 2:50 PM
I'm just. God. Could u imagine
They go from punching to kissing and it's shiros hands latching onto Lotors hair that rly gets him going
Dad - Last Saturday at 2:54 PM
MMMMMMMM
LIKE, HE TWISTS IT AROUND HIS KNUCKLES AND PULLS AND LOTOR HISSES AGAINST HIS MOUTH AND SHIRO FEELS SO SATISFIED
Flufflebutts - Today at 2:55 PM
God!!!!
And lotor retaliates by getting himself right in against shiros throat and Biting
Dad - Today at 2:57 PM
MMMMMMM, hell yes
He digs his nails into Shiro's shoulders and presses as close as he can just to get a little etra friction
Flufflebutts - Today at 2:59 PM
FUCK YES
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:00 PM
AND GOD, man
Dad - Today at 3:01 PM
Go on
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:02 PM
Shiro making these little noises and lotor just
:3c
Dad - Today at 3:05 PM
He gets this glint in his eye and reaches down to palm Shiro through his clothes like, "Somebody's enjoying himself," and Shiro just gasps out, "Fuck you,"
"That can be arranged"
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:07 PM
Now just, imagine this happening like
Mm
Off a main room and shiros trying so hard to stay quiet bc they've been busy beating the shit out of eachother so long he's not sure if there's people still around
Dad - Today at 3:10 PM
And Lotor doesn't even care, his goal is to have Shiro making as much noise as possible
Lawful evil
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:11 PM
Gggod
By the end he's a Mess bc lotor is
Dad - Today at 3:12 PM
Very good at making him responsive >:3c
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:12 PM
Very thorough
He's dropping the nicknames and grunting shiros name as he works him over bc he wants to see him come Undone and the best way is to address him by name
Dad - Today at 3:15 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:16 PM
:3c
Dad - Today at 3:17 PM
But he keeps edging Shiro to the brink of Losing It and pulling back just when he's about to come(edited)
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:18 PM
Lotors watching him strain and struggle the entire time and by the third time he pulls it Shiro finally (Finally!!!) lets himself slip and mutter smth along the lines of 'please'
Dad - Today at 3:19 PM
"What was that?"
"Nngh."
"Couldn't hear you."
"You know what I--"
"Say it, Takashi."
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:19 PM
MmmmMMMMMM
Dad - Today at 3:20 PM
And he looks Lotor dead in the eye and his voice cracks when he says, "Please."
So
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:20 PM
MmmmmMMMMMMNMMMMMM!!!!!!
Dad - Today at 3:21 PM
Instead of just jerking him off, Lotor positions himself right over Shiro and slowly, slowly lowers
It's torture
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:21 PM
Good shit good shit GOOD SHIT
Dad - Today at 3:21 PM
HELL FUCKIN' YEAH
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:22 PM
Lotors grinning like a Cheshire Cat the entire time and shiro fuckin Moans when he finally gets in
'Isn't it so much better to just ask nicely, Takashi?'
'Mhh.'
'I didn't quite catch that, sugar, could you speak up?'
Dad - Today at 3:27 PM
Okay but Shiro gets to come and Lotor's sitting there nice and full and in need of a little assistance himself
"Help me out here, Takashi, baby?"
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:28 PM
And shiro just Throbs
'I hate this,' 'keep talking like that, I love terrible liars in bed.'
Dad - Today at 3:30 PM
"If I was lying, I'd tell you I love you."
"Oh, Christ, don't even joke about that, I just felt like someone walked on my grave."
Feelings are gross
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:31 PM
god
Dad - Today at 3:31 PM
Avoid whenever possible
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:31 PM
They're nasty
Dad - Today at 3:31 PM
Filthy
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:31 PM
But just imagine..... just
Shiro getting him going Nice and slow and just
Mm
He's kinda sloppy bc he's right off that built up nut and Lotors Living bc hoo boy, beefsteak can split it open just right
Dad - Today at 3:34 PM
ngl they're both Really well-endowed so the two of them together is, like,
Unfair levels of Good Shit
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:40 PM
Hoooo good shit
Dad - Today at 3:40 PM
But imagine further into This Thing where they're less "rip your throat out with my teeth" and more "it's cold out come spoon me"
Lotor is taking his sweet, sweet time just making Shiro melt under his hands (and mouth)
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:42 PM
Go on :3c
Dad - Today at 3:45 PM
The two of them being sweet to each other is still new but, say, Shiro's coming down from an anxiety attack or a particularly bad nightmare and he's on edge and every muscle is taut like he's about to spring up and run away and Lotor just lays his hands on his shoulders and looks him in the eye and talks him through it
He's calming down and Lotor is rubbing his back and pressing little kisses to his temple and it's just t e n d e r
Lotor's not used to doing this for Shiro specifically, but he knows how to be gentle with other people and it goes from "let me help ground you and show you you're here and you're safe" to "let me prove that every inch of you is gorgeous, yes I know that's hilarious coming from me, trust me tho"
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:53 PM
Oh my god
I'm sorry I was in Walgreens and my hands were full but holy shit
Dad - Today at 3:53 PM
I'm sorry, you came for smut and I injected feelings
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:54 PM
I came for anger and calmed down enough to love the feelings too
It's okay
Just, god
Could u imagine...... the first time they kiss when they're not trying to hurt eachother
Dad - Today at 3:55 PM
THEY'RE SO AWKWARD AND HESITANT ABOUT IT
LIKE THEY'RE KIDS
AND THEY'RE BOTH, LIKE, "THIS IS STUPID, WE'VE ALREADY FUCKED HOW MANY TIMES, WHY IS THIS WEIRD"
Flufflebutts - Today at 3:58 PM
It starts with lotor holding shiros hand to keep him grounded after a nightmare
And they get worse and worse as time goes on
Dad - Today at 3:59 PM
Like, "Look at me, sweetheart. Are you looking? I'm right here, Takashi."
MmmmMMM
Flufflebutts - Today at 4:00 PM
I love this I love it so much
God fuck I just
Could u imagine these rough and tumble punch boys becoming borderline domestic
Dad - Today at 4:31 PM
I CAN
AND I AM
AND I HATE THEM
Lotor sprawling in Shiro's lap while he's trying to read something
Clem and Pepper roosting in Lotor's hair
Flufflebutts - Today at 4:33 PM
Lotor is, like, literally a cat
Dad - Today at 4:33 PM
LITERALLY
Flufflebutts - Today at 4:33 PM
Pepper gives his head lil smooches from time to time
Dad - Today at 4:33 PM
HE'LL ALSO KNOCK GLASSES OFF THE COUNTER JUST TO BE A DICK
Flufflebutts - Today at 4:33 PM
Tries to preen his hair for him
Dad - Today at 4:34 PM
Godddd
Flufflebutts - Today at 4:34 PM
Mmm
One day shiro comes home and Lotors just
Feeding Clem a mango bite as he waits on the couch for him
Dad - Today at 4:36 PM
He's got this tiny little smile on his face like, "There you go, I probably shouldn't give you too many but this can be our little secret" and he doesn't even notice Shiro staring at him
And Shiro is just
"You like birds, don't you, Lotor?"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A SET-UP, I WAS FRAMED"
Flufflebutts - Today at 4:38 PM
'Just yours' gets out of his mouth before he can help himself and he just
Goes Red
'I didn't-- that's not-'
Dad - Today at 4:38 PM
"I'm sorry I need to go right now immediately" and he's about to pitch himself out the window
"THIS IS THE THIRD STORY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
Flufflebutts - Today at 4:39 PM
Shiro holds him around the waist and lotor just goes Limp
'Throw me out, takashi'
'No.'
Oh noo I just had another thought
Lotor learning how to play with Clem......
'I'm going to break her doing that, shiro--'
'She likes playing like this, it's fine.'
'Fine, shes going to break me with that demon beak of hers.'
Dad - Today at 4:43 PM
"How do they have fun? Do they even experience joy?"
Flufflebutts - Today at 4:44 PM
God
Meanwhile shiros not a Natural with cats but he's decent
Lotor comes home to a post hangover shiro munching on some crackers and watching the oc with ophie on the couch
Dad - Today at 4:47 PM
"This the episode with Ryan getting into a fight with Seth's dad?"
"... Dude."
"What?"
"Spoilers!"
"Sorry!!"
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:00 PM
also............. while im workin on this just, suggestion
slash an 'imagine' but whatever
lotor givin shiro a Smorch
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:01 PM
Lotor pulling him by the collar to give him a big ol' wet one
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:01 PM
mmmMMM
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:01 PM
Not to rip his face off but just
SmmmmOOCH
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:01 PM
baby im not saying lotors gonna have shiro conditioned to pop a stiff one every time he's grabbed by his collar but
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:01 PM
hoooooooo
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He's got that look in his eye and his Cheshire grin and he's just,(edited)
"Let's take care of that, yeah? What do you say, baby?"
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:02 PM
mMMMMMM
god gOD FUCK
i just
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:03 PM
Lotor calling people "baby" is my kink
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:04 PM
lotor encourages shiro to grow out his hair so he can fuck w/ it in bed
unintentional side effect: boners every time the fucker puts his hair up
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:04 PM
For the moment he contents himself with playing with his fringe
FHJDKSLA
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:04 PM
>:3c
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:05 PM
Soft thoughts:
Lotor rubbing his morning stubble against Shiro's chee once they're awake
Not so soft thoughts:
Shiro with carpet burns on his thighs :eyes:
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:06 PM
jdgh
I LOVE YOU???
also mm yes, please, god
i, just, god i had the Worst thought
lotor testing how long it'd take to get shiro past the point of begging and shiro just
'nuh, not this shit again, nope'
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:10 PM
Does this mean it's Lotor's turn :eyes:
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:10 PM
:eyes:
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:10 PM
:weary: :sweat_drops:
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:11 PM
he's bowing over lotors body, touches slow and teasing and very deliberately mirroring the ones he'd used before, and though lotor takes longer to crack?
when he does, it's worth it
>:3c
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:12 PM
At first, he's confident, takes Shiro's touches in stride, taunts him with how long he'll have to keep it up, but then he starts shifting, his hands keep edging closer to where he wants them to go before Shiro smacks them away, and it only gets worse from there
"Mm, god--"
"Anything you want to say?"
"Ngh, nope."
"Wrong answer."
"Oh, fuck-- please, please--"
"Please, what?"
"Please, Takashi--"
"Tell me what you want."
"Fuck me, baby, please."
Anyway!!!
sprays self with holy water
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:15 PM
HOO
HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
god, okay
consider: lotor tailing after shiro throughout the day when he's busy but not school busy and just
'I'm tired, shiro, let's go back home.'
'One more errand, and then we'-- Your place? I've got groceries, though--'
'I, um, uh. Uh. I need to go? Right now, immediately'
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Oh look, I'm getting a text, gotta take this, hello? My father's dead? I need to see to the funeral arrangements immediately? Golly gee--"
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:21 PM
fhglkdg
i love lotor so much
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:21 PM
HE'S SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:21 PM
i was gonna go in a not so soft way w/ that but i wound up going soft and it was Worth it
(do u want the not soft)
Dad - Last Saturday at 8:21 PM
(Babe, always)
Flufflebutts - Last Saturday at 8:21 PM
okay, so
he slips up but doesn't immediately fling himself off the nearest bridge
they get home, lotor's whining suuuper hard because shiros day-to-day routine is boring and involves a Lot of walking
fast forward a few hours, and they're in bed-- shiro's got his hands all over lotor but any time he tries to reciprocate shiros just like 'oh, no, you had such a hard day today-- you've got to preserve your energy'
and lotor Dies
'i didn't mean it like that, you brick shit house, you know that.'
'do i?'
'YES!'
'i'm not sure i do, so just to be safe--'
Dad - Today at 8:26 PM
And then Shiro leans in and whispers, "Maybe tomorrow you could stay home, and as soon as I get back, we can pick things back up again."
Lotor has ASCENDED TO THE ASTRAL PLANE
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:26 PM
lotor gets his revenge the next time they go out somewhere more his style, of course, but for now?
shiro is Living
Dad - Today at 8:27 PM
Shiro 1, Lotor 0
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:27 PM
mmm
MMM.....
i love this
i hate it but i love it
(hoo, tho, lotors revenge is gonna be. Spicy,)
Dad - Today at 8:31 PM
(Veeeeeery spicy.)
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:31 PM
tbh do u think it'd be in like, a club or smth
lotor drags shiro to a party and it's good times slash blue balls for both parties involved bc lotor, the monster, ensures that shiro Suffers every second he sees him in the outfit he picked out
Dad - Today at 8:33 PM
Oh yes, most definitely
Lotor picking out Shiro's clothes is my kink
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:34 PM
mmMmmm
lotor INSISTS on wearing smth thats a little more showy than his normal shit (which shiro Enjoys more than he'd care to admit, but not having a confession from shiro doesnt stop lotor from figuring it out) and shiro, my son and the love of my life
let lotor pick the absolute Worst pants to deal with boners in
Dad - Today at 8:36 PM
Extra-tight skinny jeans made for a man half Shiro's size
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:37 PM
mmMMMMM....
Dad - Today at 8:37 PM
(Also a leather jacket because come the fuck on what guy doesn't look smoking in a leather jacket)
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:38 PM
lotor spends literally the entire night glued up against shiro's side, sneaking touches and occasionally perching himself precariously close to his crotch on his thigh when he's sitting down, but never, like
letting shiro get behind him and get a little friction slash relief
and by the end of the night shiro is Raring to go and lotor just <:3c
Dad - Today at 8:40 PM
They're at a club and a song Lotor likes comes on so he's like, "Come on, we're dancing," and he grabs Shiro by the collar and HE'S JUST ".................. :'^)"
Unfortunate Boner Time
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:40 PM
'Oh, right, I've got to take ophie to the groomers tomorrow, so i've got to get home and make sure her carrier is sorted out'
and shiro, this poor guy, with his magnum dong and uncomfortably tight pants
the Look on his face makes lotor cackle
Dad - Today at 8:42 PM
They take a cab back to Lotor's place and as soon as they're through the door, Shiro is just hauling Lotor back to his room
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:43 PM
mmMMMMM
Dad - Today at 8:43 PM
(Good thing Lotor won't admit it but he loves it raw because Shiro refuses to wait and he's so into it)
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:44 PM
my boy..........
i lov him
shiros probs not used to going in raw now that i think about it
Dad - Today at 8:46 PM
And Lotor's not used to getting it but once it happens :eyes:
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:47 PM
mMMMM....
i love this
Dad - Today at 8:47 PM
He's just
",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Can we do that again"
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:48 PM
'If you ask nicely, sure--'
'I did ask nicely.'
'Don't forget your manners, sweetheart.'
Dad - Today at 8:51 PM
To retaliate, Lotor plops himself onto Shiro's lap bare-ass naked
Bats his lashes
"Please, Takashi?"
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:51 PM
hoOOOOo
fun thought: shiro having to go to some old 'we were buddies when i was enlisted'  events and bringing lotor as his +1
Dad - Today at 8:53 PM
Fun Thought: Lotor and Shiro being the couple that EVERYBODY'S got their eyes on
They go to a wedding
Nobody's looking at the bride and groom
THEY'RE SMOKING HOT ON THEIR OWN AND TOGETHER?????
Weapons of mass destruction
Even funner thought:
Lotor and Shiro getting frisky in the coat closet
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:54 PM
oh my god
shiros all trussed up in his finest and lotor Loves It
but he also wants to ruin it
Dad - Today at 8:55 PM
Mmm, yes
Wrinkle his shirt, mess up his tie, muss up his hair, leave him looking ravished maybe do a little ravishing
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:56 PM
mmMMMM
Dad - Today at 8:57 PM
But how does Shiro introduce him to all his army buddies
"Mac, Jason, this is Lotor, he's my........ My--.... [gestures vaguely]"
Flufflebutts - Today at 8:58 PM
Lotor: Nightmare dressed like a daydream, sugar.
Shiro: if you quote taylor swift in front of them again i'm going to let clem eat a pair of your shorts
or something similarly awful, just
Dad - Today at 9:00 PM
His line changes every time they meet someone new(edited)
Flufflebutts - Today at 9:02 PM
hes being a shithead because propriety and manners and dealing with people who either look at shiro with absolute adoration (hello, he's right here, he's not Invisible just because beefsteak is at his side) or some form of concern slash pity
it isnt Common, but it happens, and he knows he can't start shit but he Really wants to
Dad - Today at 9:04 PM
He's getting them some drinks while Shiro catches up with friends and he just hears whispering about, "Poor guy" "Wonder if he came alone" "C'mon dude, that kind of thing would kill any chance of getting ass." AND LOTOR JUST
GOES. OFF.
And if it comes to blows, Shiro's just like, "What the fuck happened?!" "I didn't like that guy's face." "Lotor, you can't just--" "I don't like your face, either."
Flufflebutts - Today at 9:11 PM
'Lotor, just take a second to breathe and tell me what happened back there-- You nearly broke Harrison's nose, for christs sake, a bad face isn't the only problem here.'
'I don't want to talk about it, Shiro.'
'Did he say something to you to set you off? I can go talk to him, if you need me to.'
'He was talking shit about you, Takashi, and I couldn't handle anyone else giving you more grief behind your back.'
Dad - Today at 9:12 PM
Bye I'm gay
Flufflebutts - Today at 9:13 PM
im dyin
shiro just pauses for a moment before moving to take lotors face in his hands and kiss him
v gently
Dad - Today at 9:14 PM
FUUUUUCK
He pulls back and he's just, "Thank you, but don't do it again, no matter what they say." "But--" "Shh. Please. Just don't, and I'll make it up to you, I promise."
Flufflebutts - Today at 9:15 PM
'I can fight my battles on my own, Lotor.'
'Not anymore, if I have anything to do with it--'
'Quit being stubborn, your nose is still bleeding.'
Dad - Today at 9:17 PM
He pouts because, "That's because I was being Nice and went easy on them."
Flufflebutts - Today at 9:21 PM
i love him hes such a rough and rowdy punchboy
Dad - Today at 9:24 PM
Don't forget rough and ready for a little fooling around B)
Flufflebutts - Today at 9:25 PM
>:3c
imagine, just
the night after it happens and lotor throws the fuck down their time in bed is just
sweet and slow and lotor takes time to absolutely lavish him in attention because he can
Dad - Today at 9:26 PM
Because he deserves every bit of it
And he takes off Shiro's prosthetic and kisses his arm and strokes his scars and he's just
"I love this about you, I love that you're so brave," and it's the closest he's ever come to an "I love you"
Flufflebutts - Today at 9:28 PM
(the morning after, with the smuggest grin he can muster while being dead tired, lotor snags a pic of him and shiro together in bed and tags him in it on fb so it shows up on his page)
GGGGGOd
ALEX!!!!
I LVOE THIS
Dad - Today at 9:29 PM
LOOK, SHIRO DESERVES IT
Flufflebutts - Today at 9:29 PM
HE DOES
HE REALLY DOES
hoo, just
imagine how Red in the face shiro gets at first
he can handle the typical 'you're so brave, thank you for your service' sphiel, he's heard it a million times over
but something about lotors touch and how open he is with his praises just makes him go :flushed: