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Me: 2up.
Stranger: Sollux?? )(--EY!!!
Me: hey ff.
Stranger: )(ow are you??
Me: iim 2tiil up2et ii gue22.
Me: what about you.
Stranger: Well, I'm willing to listen to you glub about your feelings anytime!!
Me: thank2 ff that2 reelly niice of you.
Me: ii mean really.
Stranger: )(a)(a
Stranger: Are you sure??
Me: ii gue22 we could 2iit down iin the horn piile for a whiile 2ometiime.
Stranger: T)(at's a good idea!!
Me: iit2 not that comfortable. on 2econd thought who the hell want2 to liie down iin a piile of horn2.
Me: that wa2 2tupiid and ii am 2tupiid for thiinking iit.
Stranger: You aren't stupid for t)(inking of it!!
Stranger: I want to sit down in a pile of )(orns and talk to you!! T)(at's w)(o wants to lie in a pile of )(orns!!
Me: 2houldnt we fiind 2omethiing more comfortable.
Me: or why do we even have two have a piile of 2omethiing. that2 2tupiid two.
Stranger: It's better t)(an lying down on t)(e )(ard, cold lab floor!!
Me: why cant we ju2t 2iit or 2tand liike normal people.
Stranger: Because t)(is is different!! W)(en glubbing about eelings you )(ave to sit or lay in a pile of somet)(ing!!!
Stranger: I made t)(at rule up just now!!
Me: yeah well iit2 a 2tupiid rule.
Stranger: YOU'R-E STUPID!!!!! 3XP
Me: your face ii2 2tupiid.
Stranger: W)(ale.. w)(ale.. uu)(.. YOU'R--E GLASS---ES AR---E STUPID!!!
Me: 2hut up my gla22e2 are awe2ome.
Stranger: You s)(ut up my face is awesome.
Me: yeah ii gue22 iit ii2. iim 2orry.
Stranger: I'm sorry too, you're glasses are soo cool!!
Me: dammiit why do ii fiight wiith everyone 2o much. iim a terriible per2on.
Stranger: You aren't a terrible person!!
Stranger: Just alittle grumpy sometimes, but it's part of your c)(arm!!
Me: iim not 2ure about the charm part but thank2 ff.
Stranger: Aaww, you're welcome, Sollux!! We're going to )(ave to talk about your self esteem in t)(e )(orn pile, too. It's bad to keep knocking yourself down like t)(at!!!
Me: but iit2 all true iin the end. ii cant do anythiing riight.
Me: ii couldnt even keep aa from blowiing up.
Stranger: Sollux.. It wasn't your fault.
Stranger: I'm sure you'll sea )(er again one day, t)(oug)(. I )(ave a weird eeling about it!!
Me: 2he2 dead iim never goiing two 2ee her agaiin.
Stranger: W)(en I get weird eelings, It usually means somet)(ing!! glub
Stranger: I'm sure t)(at s)(e may be alive.. somew)(ere!!
Stranger: In your )(eart!!
Me: there2 nothiing but dii2gu2tiing yellow blood iin my heart.
Stranger: I love your yellow blood
Stranger: Yellow is a nice colour!!!
Me: iit2 the wor2t color. iit2 hard two fiind a color more terriible than iit.
Stranger: It's t)(e best colour, Sollux.
Stranger: T)(--E B---EST.
Me: no your color ii2 the be2t.
Stranger: You're colour is fantasic, t)(oug)(!!
Stranger: Mine isn't t)(at special.. I mean, it is, but W)(O CAR---ES!!!
Me: there2 nothiing 2peciial about a mu2tardblood.
Stranger: Y--ES T)(---ER--E IS!!
Stranger: You're yellow, and you are V--ERY SP--ECIAL TO M---E!!!
Me: are we reelly goiing two ju2t 2tand here and argue over the computer when we are acro22 the room from eachother.
Stranger: We can move t)(is to t)(e )(orn pile if you want. Gamzee isn't t)(ere, so we wouldn't )(ave to pay anyt)(ing!!
Me: ok fiine.
Stranger: )(e)(e)(e
Me: iill meet you there iin a 2ec ii gue22.
Stranger: Alrig)(t, sea you in a sec!!