Zuki

Herpes

Jan 31st, 2013
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  1. (9:59:08 PM) godtierAdam: Going to the Life player to heal it
  2. (9:59:15 PM) overwroughtStenographer: eat a weird bug
  3. (9:59:16 PM) godtierAdam: "So what's the problem?"
  4. (9:59:18 PM) godtierAdam: "..."
  5. (9:59:20 PM) stanzicApparati: Would it stick when you went through the door?
  6. (9:59:25 PM) godtierAdam: "You have /what/"
  7. (9:59:27 PM) godtierAdam: No
  8. (9:59:37 PM) Zuki: I say....
  9. (9:59:37 PM) godtierAdam: Nor when you tiered/dreamrevived
  10. (9:59:39 PM) Zuki: I have no idea.
  11. (9:59:43 PM) Nyama: "...isn't that something that happens to /trolls/?"
  12. (9:59:48 PM) godtierAdam: Unless you like
  13. (9:59:55 PM) Zuki: ffft to trolls hwat
  14. (9:59:57 PM) godtierAdam: internalized and identified with it
  15. (10:00:05 PM) godtierAdam: And why you would do that with herpes is beyond me
  16. (10:00:12 PM) Nyama: "...what the /hell/ were you doing?"
  17. (10:00:16 PM) Krat: "So, um, Priest of Life, I've got a fire down below."
  18. (10:00:18 PM) Krat: "What?"
  19. (10:00:22 PM) Krat: "A scorcher in my pants."
  20. (10:00:27 PM) Krat: "I- huh?"
  21. (10:00:40 PM) Krat: "It feels like I'm pissing fire."
  22. (10:00:42 PM) Krat: "...oh."
  23. (10:00:51 PM) Nyama: ...i can only imagine that events like this make Life players die a little inside
  24. (10:00:59 PM) Krat: "Can you touch my dick and make it better?"
  25. (10:01:02 PM) humsha|online: ahahahaha
  26. (10:01:06 PM) Krat: oh my god
  27. (10:01:07 PM) ***humsha|online lays down
  28. (10:01:07 PM) godtierAdam: Pfff oh my god
  29. (10:01:10 PM) ***humsha|online dies
  30. (10:01:18 PM) Zuki: tears
  31. (10:01:18 PM) Krat: 'cure my STD' becomes an extremely bad pickup line used on Life players
  32. (10:01:18 PM) ***godtierAdam casts Samarecarm!]
  33. (10:01:19 PM) bobbedNonsense: i am having flashbacks to Misfits
  34. (10:01:30 PM) Cobb: Rogue of Life
  35. (10:01:36 PM) Cobb: I can't touch your dick and make it better
  36. (10:01:42 PM) Krat: "Hey, Witch of Life, wanna, ah, 'cure my STD'?"
  37. (10:01:45 PM) ***Krat waggles his eyebrows
  38. (10:01:46 PM) Cobb: but I can touch your dick and HIS dick and let him have it instead
  39. (10:01:51 PM) Krat: hahahah oh god
  40. (10:01:53 PM) Krat: underlings
  41. (10:01:57 PM) Krat: plagued with horrifying STDs
  42. (10:02:02 PM) godtierAdam: Oh my god
  43. (10:02:13 PM) Krat: they're all just running around with the D: face
  44. (10:02:13 PM) Krat: forever
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