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- Unsuperpowers
- being able to go back in time, but only 5 seconds
- Can read anyone's mind.
- But forget what you heard, though still get the emotions.
- Lactokanesis
- The ability to pass through walls sometimes. Going faster raises the chance but the highest chance you can have is 25%
- the power to turn black whenever police (or bad guys) are within 800 ft
- also a .38, and a slice of watermelon will materialize in your air jordans inside your nike backpack
- The ability to freeze time for 10 seconds, but you get frozen also
- Ability to absorb information, i.e. touching a textbook and instantly knowing everything it has to offer.
- All the information is translated into wingdings
- taste everything you hear OR hear everything you taste
- The ability to see 15 seconds into the past
- Super Smoothing Hands
- The ability to sit in a chair and instantly bolt across the room to sit in another chair seamlessly.
- you have the strongest punch in the world
- granted you're punching yourself
- You can see through clothes, but it only works when your eyes are closed.
- Ability to change your appearence completely, but only by getting beat up.
- The ability to perfectly time when you will wake up after falling asleep.
- The ability to turn a fork into a spoon and vise versa for 5 seconds
- Being able to shit through your clothes, but not wipe through them.
- Being able to turn invisible but only when no one is watching you.
- The ability to eat rocks
- Your tounge is coated in acid and can burn other people.
- Smell into the future
- the ability to talk to domesticated cats
- the ability to talk to domesticated dogs
- The ability to completely cover your surroundings in shit at any time or shoot shit missles from your anus, but only with a key word. the word changes every day and you'll never know what it is till it happens.
- I can touch a piece of paper, and it explodes into confetti
- The power to drink solid objects, but they have to be in a glass.
- being able to fly but only for an inch or so high
- The ability to fart at will and in any color and/or smell you desire
- extend the lenght of any portion of your body, by shortening all the others.
- ability to sweat from your hair
- Bottomless stomach
- Can't eat any food
- The ability to fall really really really really fast
- The ability to sneeze at will
- The ability to fail at will.
- super strength while asleep
- Every person of the gender you are attracted to will fall madly in love with you while they're in your presence, and will act accordingly...but only while you have your back to them.
- You always have a paper clip in your pocket, except when one could come in handy.
- to be able to freestyle rap in a pitch only dogs can hear
- super vibrating dick
- Bullet Attraction
- Super strength for only 1 second, twice a day, with a minute cooldown
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