sex ed video script

[FURRY appears on screen, wearing RAD CLOTHES to be RELATABLE]
FURRY: Hey kids, if you're watching this video...
[30 SECOND BONG RIP]
[FURRY EXHALES]
F: You're gay.
[CREDITS BEGIN ROLLING]


[CREDITS ABRUPTLY STOP ROLLING]
[FURRY appears on screen again]
F: If you're out there like, "oh, I'm not gay, I like girls," then like...
[BONG RIP cut short by COUGHING FIT]
F: You're probably a girl, is what I'm saying.
F: Uh, am I done here?