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- label main_menu:
- return
- label start:
- #$ _game_menu_screen = None
- # ================================================================================
- # Somewhere in some random studio where a game
- # show is about to go ON-AIR in about 3 hours
- # ================================================================================
- p "SAY WHAT!?..."
- p "What? What's going on?"
- c "Sir, the one we hired as assistant to the host won't make it to today's show." #changed this line
- p"Wha!... Why!?... What happened?" #changed
- c "She suffered a heart attack and is currently being rushed to the hospital as we speak."
- c "Sir, we only have about 4 hours before the show starts."
- p "Damn... and on our pilot episode too..." #??? Don't quite understand this sentence.
- c "Sir, what are we gonna do?! Please give us some advice." #changed
- p "Hmm... this is troublesome... what to do...?" #changed
- p "Ramirez...!" #changed
- c "What is it, sir?" #changed
- p "Tell everyone to proceed on schedule. I'll see what I can do..."
- p "You two, come with me..."
- c "Where are we heading, sir?" #changed
- p "...Next door neighbor's." #changed
- # ================================================================================
- # In a studion on the oposite side of the street
- # ================================================================================
- p "Oho! This is perfect... so many pretty girls... too bad they're auditioning for a crappy show..." #changed
- p "Let's see now..."
- p "This one's too fat... no good..."
- p "That one's too old... still no good..."
- p "This one's young and tender... BUENO- err... I mean no good..." #changed
- p "Too young might get me in trouble..."
- p "Ah!" #changed
- p "What we have here...?"
- p "Now this is just right..."
- p "You two... GRAB HER!!!"
- c "YES SIR!!!"
- g "WHAT THE FUCK!?..." #changed
- c "Girl secured Sir!"
- p "Good! Put her inside van and bring her to the Studio ASAP!" #changed
- p "Handle her with care, OK..." #changed
- p "Oh boy!... This should solve problem..."
- # ================================================================================
- # Back to thes random studio where a game
- # show is about to go ON-AIR in about 3 hours
- # ================================================================================
- g "FUCK YOU! LET ME GO!"
- p "Now... now... calm down... we no bad guys..."
- p "OK, release her..."
- p "Hello Pretty Girl... welcome to random studios."
- g "Uh, what's going on?"
- g "And why did you bring me here?"
- g "If you guys are after some ransom money then I'm sorry to dissapoint you."
- g "I'm just a poor immigrant from a poor family."
- g "You won't get a single peso from me."
- g "...wait"
- g "You're not going to... sexually abuse me are you?..."
- p "Hmm... why didn't I think of that..."
- p "FUCK! LET'S DO IT!!!"
- p "NO! NO! NO!... We not here to FUCK!..."
- p "Relax OK... I not after your money nor we want to fuck you or anything like that..."
- p "Instead... I am here to give you money..."
- p "Rather... I am here to give you Job Offer..."
- p "I want you... to appear in our show as an assistant to the host."
- g "Really?"
- p "Yes... Pay is not that good but at least you get to be on TV..."
- p "I saw you auditioning for that crap show next door."
- p "I suggest you take my offer... this might be your lucky break..."
- p "Not many people get this chance you know..."
- g "W...what can I say."
- g "This is... too sudden..."
- p "I take that as a yes."
- p "Hmm... you are pretty but you look like country bumpkin from Kansas."
- p "Or someone that illegally crossed the border from Mexico working for the cartel."
- p "Whatever... we will fix that."
- p "MAKEUP! WARDROBE! STYLIST!"
- p "I summon thee!"
- m "Makeup Artist Reporting for duty Sir!"
- w"So this is the girl that needs to be dressed up eh?"
- s "U-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU, bad hair bad! Must fix."
- p "You know what to do."
- # ================================================================================
- # Dressing Room
- # ================================================================================
- g "H...HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE TOUCHING!"
- m "Stay still Mam, I can't properly apply the makeup if you were trashing around like this."
- g "BUT THE WAY YOU TOUCH ME IS GIVING ME GOOSEBUMPS!"
- m "Resistance is futile Mam."
- m "I shall have my way with you one way or another."
- g "DON'T SAY IT IN A WAY THAT WILL BE MISUNDERSTOOD BY EVERYONE!"
- m "What are you implying?"
- g "Eh!...Err... nothing..."
- g "Excuse me.... WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"
- g "STOP! DON'T TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES! DAMMIT!"
- g "AND GIVE ME BACK MY BRA!!!"
- w "With a flat chest like that?"
- w "You won't be needing this."
- g "FUCK YOU!"
- g "AWW!!! CAREFUL WITH THE HAIR YOU..."
- s "U-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU, bad hair is bad... it is not good... must fix..."
- g "BUT THE WAY YOU'RE PULLING IT IS JUST... OWCH!"
- s "U-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU, do not worry, I are professional..."
- g "....fuck everything"
- g "Do what you want people, I give up."
- p "I hope she turns out OK after this traumatizing incident."
- p "Please be strong... this is one of the many things you need to endure in Showbiz."
- # ================================================================================
- # 1 hour later
- # ================================================================================
- p "OK I know this is sudden and unrehersed but we really can't help it due to the urgency of the need."
- p "But I am confident you can do this... You already skimmed the basics earlier."
- p "I mean... It's so easy, a monkey could do it... to bad Monkey is not pretty enough to qualify."
- p "For now, we just update you from the earpiece in case we needed you to do additional work OK."
- l "Here's the earpiece."
- g "Thanks."
- p "Now just Relax, Smile and look into the audience most of the time OK."
- p "If you are feeling jittery, just imagine the audience not being there... whatever..."
- p "You'll get used to it."
- p "Oh and one more thing..."
- p "What's your name?"
- g "My name?..."
- g "Lucilla Domingo..."
- p "Ugh!... Screw that!... Reminds me of Taco Bell!"
- p "You obviously need a good screen name."
- p "Any suggestions?"
- l "...Lucy"
- p "Excuse me?... Could you repeat what you just said?"
- l "Lucy."
- p "Lucy, sounds great! Short, easy to remember and catchy."
- p "OK LUCY!... You know what to do!... "
- p "This is your first appearance and your first lucky break, don't screw this up OK!"
- g "...OK"
- p "Director!... Please take over."
- d "Everyone in positions. Lights, Camera, Sounds, Crowd Control... all set?"
- d "The show will start in 3... 2... 1..."
- return
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