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  1.  
  2.  
  3. label main_menu:
  4.     return
  5.    
  6. label start:
  7.     #$ _game_menu_screen = None
  8. # ================================================================================
  9. # Somewhere in some random studio where a game
  10. # show is about to go ON-AIR in about 3 hours
  11. # ================================================================================
  12.  
  13.     p "SAY WHAT!?..."
  14.  
  15.     p "What? What's going on?"
  16.  
  17.     c "Sir, the one we hired as assistant to the host won't make it to today's show." #changed this line
  18.  
  19.     p"Wha!... Why!?... What happened?" #changed
  20.  
  21.     c "She suffered a heart attack and is currently being rushed to the hospital as we speak."
  22.  
  23.     c "Sir, we only have about 4 hours before the show starts."
  24.    
  25.     p "Damn... and on our pilot episode too..." #??? Don't quite understand this sentence.
  26.    
  27.     c "Sir, what are we gonna do?! Please give us some advice." #changed
  28.    
  29.     p "Hmm... this is troublesome... what to do...?" #changed
  30.  
  31.     p "Ramirez...!" #changed
  32.  
  33.     c "What is it, sir?" #changed
  34.  
  35.     p "Tell everyone to proceed on schedule. I'll see what I can do..."
  36.  
  37.     p "You two, come with me..."
  38.  
  39.     c "Where are we heading, sir?" #changed
  40.  
  41.     p "...Next door neighbor's." #changed
  42.  
  43.  
  44. # ================================================================================
  45. # In a studion on the oposite side of the street
  46. # ================================================================================
  47.  
  48.     p "Oho! This is perfect... so many pretty girls... too bad they're auditioning for a crappy show..." #changed
  49.  
  50.     p "Let's see now..."
  51.  
  52.     p "This one's too fat... no good..."
  53.  
  54.     p "That one's too old... still no good..."
  55.  
  56.     p "This one's young and tender... BUENO- err... I mean no good..." #changed
  57.  
  58.     p "Too young might get me in trouble..."
  59.  
  60.     p "Ah!" #changed
  61.  
  62.     p "What we have here...?"
  63.  
  64.     p "Now this is just right..."
  65.  
  66.     p "You two... GRAB HER!!!"
  67.  
  68.     c "YES SIR!!!"
  69.  
  70.     g "WHAT THE FUCK!?..." #changed
  71.  
  72.     c "Girl secured Sir!"
  73.  
  74.     p "Good! Put her inside van and bring her to the Studio ASAP!" #changed
  75.  
  76.     p "Handle her with care, OK..." #changed
  77.  
  78.     p "Oh boy!... This should solve problem..."
  79.  
  80. # ================================================================================
  81. # Back to thes random studio where a game
  82. # show is about to go ON-AIR in about 3 hours
  83. # ================================================================================
  84.  
  85.     g "FUCK YOU! LET ME GO!"
  86.  
  87.     p "Now... now... calm down... we no bad guys..."
  88.  
  89.     p "OK, release her..."
  90.  
  91.     p "Hello Pretty Girl... welcome to random studios."
  92.  
  93.     g "Uh, what's going on?"
  94.  
  95.     g "And why did you bring me here?"
  96.  
  97.     g "If you guys are after some ransom money then I'm sorry to dissapoint you."
  98.  
  99.     g "I'm just a poor immigrant from a poor family."
  100.  
  101.     g "You won't get a single peso from me."
  102.  
  103.     g "...wait"
  104.  
  105.     g "You're not going to... sexually abuse me are you?..."
  106.  
  107.     p "Hmm... why didn't I think of that..."
  108.  
  109.     p "FUCK! LET'S DO IT!!!"
  110.  
  111.     p "NO! NO! NO!... We not here to FUCK!..."
  112.  
  113.     p "Relax OK... I not after your money nor we want to fuck you or anything like that..."
  114.  
  115.     p "Instead... I am here to give you money..."
  116.  
  117.     p "Rather... I am here to give you Job Offer..."
  118.  
  119.     p "I want you... to appear in our show as an assistant to the host."
  120.  
  121.     g "Really?"
  122.  
  123.     p "Yes... Pay is not that good but at least you get to be on TV..."
  124.  
  125.     p "I saw you auditioning for that crap show next door."
  126.  
  127.     p "I suggest you take my offer... this might be your lucky break..."
  128.  
  129.     p "Not many people get this chance you know..."
  130.  
  131.     g "W...what can I say."
  132.  
  133.     g "This is... too sudden..."
  134.  
  135.     p "I take that as a yes."
  136.  
  137.     p "Hmm... you are pretty but you look like country bumpkin from Kansas."
  138.  
  139.     p "Or someone that illegally crossed the border from Mexico working for the cartel."
  140.  
  141.     p "Whatever... we will fix that."
  142.  
  143.     p "MAKEUP! WARDROBE! STYLIST!"
  144.  
  145.     p "I summon thee!"
  146.  
  147.     m "Makeup Artist Reporting for duty Sir!"
  148.  
  149.     w"So this is the girl that needs to be dressed up eh?"
  150.  
  151.     s "U-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU, bad hair bad! Must fix."
  152.  
  153.     p "You know what to do."
  154.  
  155. # ================================================================================
  156. # Dressing Room
  157. # ================================================================================
  158.  
  159.     g "H...HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE TOUCHING!"
  160.  
  161.     m "Stay still Mam, I can't properly apply the makeup if you were trashing around like this."
  162.  
  163.     g "BUT THE WAY YOU TOUCH ME IS GIVING ME GOOSEBUMPS!"
  164.  
  165.     m "Resistance is futile Mam."
  166.  
  167.     m "I shall have my way with you one way or another."
  168.  
  169.     g "DON'T SAY IT IN A WAY THAT WILL BE MISUNDERSTOOD BY EVERYONE!"
  170.  
  171.     m "What are you implying?"
  172.  
  173.     g "Eh!...Err... nothing..."
  174.  
  175.     g "Excuse me.... WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"
  176.  
  177.     g "STOP! DON'T TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES! DAMMIT!"
  178.  
  179.     g "AND GIVE ME BACK MY BRA!!!"
  180.  
  181.     w "With a flat chest like that?"
  182.  
  183.     w "You won't be needing this."
  184.  
  185.     g "FUCK YOU!"
  186.  
  187.     g "AWW!!! CAREFUL WITH THE HAIR YOU..."
  188.  
  189.     s "U-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU, bad hair is bad... it is not good... must fix..."
  190.  
  191.     g "BUT THE WAY YOU'RE PULLING IT IS JUST... OWCH!"
  192.  
  193.     s "U-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU, do not worry, I are professional..."
  194.  
  195.     g "....fuck everything"
  196.  
  197.     g "Do what you want people, I give up."
  198.    
  199.     p "I hope she turns out OK after this traumatizing incident."
  200.    
  201.     p "Please be strong... this is one of the many things you need to endure in Showbiz."
  202.  
  203. # ================================================================================
  204. # 1 hour later
  205. # ================================================================================
  206.  
  207.     p "OK I know this is sudden and unrehersed but we really can't help it due to the urgency of the need."
  208.  
  209.     p "But I am confident you can do this... You already skimmed the basics earlier."
  210.  
  211.     p "I mean... It's so easy, a monkey could do it... to bad Monkey is not pretty enough to qualify."
  212.  
  213.     p "For now, we just update you from the earpiece in case we needed you to do additional work OK."
  214.  
  215.     l "Here's the earpiece."
  216.  
  217.     g "Thanks."
  218.  
  219.     p "Now just Relax, Smile and look into the audience most of the time OK."
  220.  
  221.     p "If you are feeling jittery, just imagine the audience not being there... whatever..."
  222.  
  223.     p "You'll get used to it."
  224.  
  225.     p "Oh and one more thing..."
  226.  
  227.     p "What's your name?"
  228.  
  229.     g "My name?..."
  230.  
  231.     g "Lucilla Domingo..."
  232.  
  233.     p "Ugh!... Screw that!... Reminds me of Taco Bell!"
  234.  
  235.     p "You obviously need a good screen name."
  236.  
  237.     p "Any suggestions?"
  238.  
  239.     l "...Lucy"
  240.  
  241.     p "Excuse me?... Could you repeat what you just said?"
  242.  
  243.     l "Lucy."
  244.  
  245.     p "Lucy, sounds great! Short, easy to remember and catchy."
  246.  
  247.     p "OK LUCY!... You know what to do!... "
  248.  
  249.     p "This is your first appearance and your first lucky break, don't screw this up OK!"
  250.  
  251.     g "...OK"
  252.  
  253.     p "Director!... Please take over."
  254.  
  255.     d "Everyone in positions. Lights, Camera, Sounds, Crowd Control... all set?"
  256.  
  257.     d "The show will start in 3... 2... 1..."
  258.  
  259.     return
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