HAPPY WENDIGO WEDNESDAY, YOU GUYS! And what a glorious Wendigo it is, too!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and guys, step right up the Micmac Burial Ground, and try your hands at resurrection. Come one, come all! Come forth, Lazarus! And Lazarus said: “Get a free milkshake with every corpse that comes back.” And don’t listen to old fartfuck Jud. Dead is not better.
If this status gets 100 likes, I will burial my parasitic twin to see if she comes back.