Pharoah's Son

>Be son born to a Pharaoh
>Thought to be a miracle child and all that jazz
>Have older sister but she’s extremely jealous due to all the attention I’m getting
>Begrudgingly promises our mother she’ll protect me
>Years later and my big sister succeeds the throne after mom and dad retire
>Have no real responsibilities and be almost impossible to punish due to being royalty
>Start doing increasingly more fun stuff like racing horses across the city, gambling and winning against Danuki conwomen, frequenting bars and coming home plastered and hitting on help, taking on bands of Amazon desert bandits, raiding even more ancient Pharaoh’s tombs and saying hi to grandma, even going shadow of the colossus on a Sandworm riding her though the desert
>Pharaoh sister always manages to either ruin the fun at the worst time or save my skin depending on how I’m doing
>Always reprimands me giving me the whole spiel that she can’t always be there to protect me, then proceeds to ground me even though she isn’t my mother
>Thankfully the guards and stupid and all I have to do is ask for extra pillows and blankets to make a rope to sneak out
>Go to favorite bar to see how much I could put on my tab before they kick me out like my last favorite bar
>But that experiment would have to wait as I see a hooded Lamia with a striking black tail
>Decide the best course of action would be to hit on her and increase my number of rejections again
>0-30 here I come. Honestly from how many times I’ve heard “I’ve got my heart set on another man” you’d think it’s the universal sign of rejection for monster girls
>Offer her a drink and try to strike up a conversation making sure to not mention my royal bloodline
>The weather must make her think of her childhood because she gives me her life story about being born in the slums and how she’ll be on top someday, yadda yadda yadda
>was honestly about to ditch her and try the table of oasis Mermaids
>Before I can though the Lamia wraps her tail around me keeping me next to her
>Her words become more and more slurred as it becomes apparent she’s drunk
>For some reason she goes of on a tangent about how much of a stuck-up-bitch my sister is and is practically spitting venom
>Honestly can’t argue, she is kinda one
>Calling other monsters cunts must get her hot and bothered as she wraps her tail even tighter around me and drags me outside down a dark alleyway
>We both start sloppily making out owing to her lack of sobriety and the fact the only girl I’ve ever kissed was my mother on her cheek
>don’t want first time to be down so dingy alleyway or a love hotel so I decide to sneak her back to the palace
>Climbing back up is a no go for her inebriated state so we just make a round by the kitchen and grab a fresh lamb bone
>Distract the Anubis guards by tossing it by then and sneak back into bed
>Spend the whole night wrapped in tail while at the same getting some and getting bitten more times than a Dhampir’s husband who’s wife just got a taste of his blood
>By the time I wake up it’s almost afternoon, thankfully this has become a expected of me now so no servant has bothered me yet
>Twist my body slightly in my lover’s coils to look at her sleeping face to see an Apophis
>Start cursing myself for being such an idiot, honestly thought my eyesight was so bad that I mistaken the color of her scales
>Start thinking of a way to possibly elope with her and live on the country side and just send a letter to my sis that I got married so she’ll still give me that sweet NEETbux
>Then sis barges in demanding that I awaken for our parents are visiting us
>Sis thinks Apophis snuck in so she calls the guards to “save” me
>Not that much of a heartless bastard to let her take the blame so I spill the beans
>Mom and dad who wonder what all the commotion is walk up to my room and get same view
>Dad is giving me a thumbs up and mom is having a chuckle over her son being with an Apophis
>Sis is still steamed that I brought home the antithesis to her
>The guards are already spreading the gossip like wildfire
>Look back to see how she can still be asleep after all this and see she isn’t
>She’s just pretending to be to avoid the confrontation
>Think to myself that I should’ve done the same

>Distract the Anubis guards by tossing it by then and sneak back into bed
Don't bully the sandwans!

>Stoic Anubis guard is standing at the ready near the royal family’s chamber door
>Suddenly, there’s a clattering down one of the hallways
>She quickly goes to see what it is
>There’s no one around except for a single bone lying on the ground
>Probably just the young master gorging himself in the middle of the night like usual
>Look left
>Look right
>Look over her shoulders
>Look back at the bone
>She picks it up and starts gnawing on it with a very contented childlike (puppy-like?) look on her face

>She hears a click and a whir
>She does not know what a camera is, but she will soon.