Wet dream

[5:15 AM] δΕ: Actually no, the dream was pretty normal
[5:15 AM] δΕ: Or, to be honest, just bizarre
[5:15 AM] δΕ: It was just basically my normal life, but in another world. I still saw the same people, but they behaved differently.
[5:15 AM] δΕ: Also I seem to have constantly hopped in time back and forth.
[5:16 AM] δΕ: Because at some point I saw an acquitance of fine becoming a homeless person...
[5:16 AM] δΕ: And shoving a lighted cigarette in his ass
[5:17 AM] δΕ: That was so bizarre that I basically thought: well, that's definitely a dream(edited)
[5:17 AM] δΕ: And went to explore some more bizarre phenomena
[5:18 AM] δΕ: Before this whole thing I constantly had to search for lost things in a supermarket
[5:18 AM] δΕ: The worst being a laptop.
[5:18 AM] δΕ: I also suspected another acquitance of mine of stealing it
[5:18 AM] δΕ: But that's not the only thing that was snatched
[5:18 AM] δΕ: Should I leave something somewhere just for a few seconds and it's gone somewhere else
[5:19 AM] δΕ: And somebody would tell me eventually that in this world I'm supposed to suffer
[5:20 AM] δΕ: No, literally said like that
[5:21 AM] δΕ: There was also an electric tramvai (rail stock, public transportation method) that you had to pay to get off from.
[5:21 AM] δΕ: I didn't have money on me so I escaped by jumping out of it with a pole.
[5:22 AM] δΕ: A stick
[5:22 AM] δΕ: I don't remember, but long and slender thing
[5:22 AM] δΕ: I also tried to kill myself after that, but didn't really feel much
[5:22 AM] δΕ: As in, it didn't happen
[5:22 AM] δΕ: I tried to do that to make it stop
[5:23 AM] δΕ: Apparently my ears had a giant hole in them because the stick fell throguh them
[5:26 AM] δΕ: Before arriving home, I asked myself, "Well, if this is a dream, can I do this?"

And I shoved a finger into my penis.
And felt tentacles.

And then the thing happened.
And you know what I thought, "FUCK, I'M PEEING IN REAL LIFE AMN'T I?!"
But it was too good to wake up, so I waited until the end of this, what I can only describe as, orgasm.

I looked somewhere and saw an interesting graph that looked like this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Sefiroticky_strom.jpg

[5:26 AM] δΕ: But instead of this there were just A, B, C, D, and some 1 and 2
[5:26 AM] δΕ: And I woke up
[5:27 AM] δΕ: I rate this dream 10/10, one of the best I've had in a while.
[5:27 AM] δΕ: I'm loving the sheer absurdity that was happening in it
[5:28 AM] δΕ: I think I'm going to log it, because this was amazing