[Music video]
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NYa_BeRp-QhX_veCmlMffuYuAqb_klJw/view?usp=sharing
[Instrumentals]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4mbG7Fl--E

[NORMIE THE GENIE]
My name spells N-O-R-M-I-E
Huh? Hey
Let me tell you
What games appeal to me

When I'm stuck on a bus
I'm bored and phased, man!
These games say they are free
It seem pretty convenient to me

I want that crazy fun you gamers got
To play those games that y'all do play a lot (Hey!)
To pay for each and every game a great big price
But all i have is my phone, so till I get on home

Gimme your games, and you'll all see
Gimme your games, your gamer, I'd be
Gimme your games, a-da-do-da-dee
I'll pay for your next sequel
If you give me your games
(Shoo-doop-shoo-be-do-wah)

[STUDIO, SPOKEN]
Wow. A normie. Easy to manipulate but rich!
[PUBLISHER, SPOKEN]
Well, we'll have to milk him...

[DEV, spoken]
Allow me! During the last part of the decade, I VPNed to China and got this!

[PUBLISHER, SPOKEN]
"Genshin Impact, free to play"? You picked a waifu bait?!

[DEV, SPOKEN]
Hey! It's number one on the charts. And, it has my little boo. I'll take it from here baby!

[DEV, SUNG]
I'm a... oh hang on
Mobile vidya D-E-V [sung as dev to rhyme with pleb]
We did our very best
For this wealthy pleb
(Shoop-bah-doo-bap-Dooby-doo-wah!)
That indie try-hard slob
He may want our job! (Well, duh.)
But give us
One more roll
You really can't control!

[DEV AND NORMIE]
Give us your games, a never ending goal
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)
[NORMIE]
Give me your games

[PUBLISHER]
He'll pay for it all!
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)

[NORM AND COSMO]
Give us your games, a-do-doo-dow
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)
Make sure to reffer your friends
Come on, give us the games

[NORMIE]
And make them free! [or "Your dear IP!"]
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)

[NORMIE AND DEV]
Give us your games, daily login plea
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)
Give us your games, a-doo-dah-dee
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)
You're suck - ers, all the same
Now give us the games!