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Subtitle Created By : Mostofa Kamal
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Oh, that's good. Yeah, just....
Just get comfortable.

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I'm a little nervous.

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You're doing great.

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A little to the right there,
gorgeous.

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-Okay. Like this?
-Oh, that a girl.

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Yeah. Okay.

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-You ready?
-Yeah.

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-You're blushing, Dorothy.
-Don't blush, Kathy.

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Oh, Kathy.

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Okay, and big smile.

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Kathy Regan.

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I will always remember...

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...the game against Fairfield.

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That one final kick.

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State champion, senior year.

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Hunter McCaffrey.

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I will always remember...

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...all the great times
with the dirty dozen...

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...and macking all
the honeys.

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Cindy K. Tina B.

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Michelle H. Goddamn!

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Just too many to remember.

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I'll always remember
lacrosse champions.

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All the glory days with
the boys.

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I will always remember...

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...the math-club madmen...

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...making the perfect
fake ID's...

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...which lasted six seconds

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-Troy Cochran.
-Troy Cochran.

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-Troy gives good head.
-Fuck you!

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I'll always remember...

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Seniors!

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...the senior prank.

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Matthew Kidman.
I will always remember....

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YEARBOOK MEMORIES FORM
SENIORS ONLY!

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NAME: MATTHEW KIDMAN
I'll always remember...

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Yeah, well, I told you
I wanted to try out.

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We'd like to honor
a student...

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...who has shown outstanding
leadership.

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We have no doubt that
he will be one...

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...of the great politicians
in Washington.

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Georgetown
UNIVERSITY

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The award for
the brightest leader...

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...of tomorrow,
Matthew Kidman.

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-I'm in! I'm in!
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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Georgetown!
They gave it to you!

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Hey, Jenny.

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Yeah, dude, come on.

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SENIOR PROM
DO YOU HAVE THE FEVER?

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-Do you have the fever?
-No.

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Why? Do you?

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I don't know. Maybe.

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How about you?

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I just gotta fuck something.

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I said, everybody say, "Ho!"

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You know what I say?

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I say, this prom is gonna be
off the hook! Do you feel me?

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Security's gonna be tight.
Get wasted before you show up.

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That's enough!

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That's enough. I can wait.

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I can wait, people.

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Now, it is your
student-council president...

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...who has a few announcements
to make.

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Thanks, Mr. Salinger.

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All right, how you doing?

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Okay, let's start off
with Operation Get Samnang.

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Sam Young, baby!

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Yeah.

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Well, we did it.
We raised the 25,000 dollars...

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...so now we can bring the genius
Samnang out of Cambodia...

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...and bring him here
to study at Westport.

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Speaking of which,
Samnang sent us a new tape.

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Show that shit!

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Show it!

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Hi, everyone, it's Samnang.

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Sam Young!

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I am very excited to be
coming soon. Are you excited?

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I told my class that I am coming
to America. They were sad.

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I am so happy.

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-I wanna bang you!
-Go, Cougars!

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How do they just skip class
every day and go to the beach?

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Because they just don't care.

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Let's go with them.

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-Seriously, let's just do it.
-Why?

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Because, I mean,
we never do anything.

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I mean, we're graduating. We
should be going nuts right now.

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Let's just do something.

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I am doing something,
I'm going to class.

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Klitz, you already got
into Yale.

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I mean, it doesn't
matter anymore.

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Yeah, Klitz, you pussy.

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-Well, why don't you go?
-Yeah, come on. Let's go.

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Beach is for fags, man.

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-The beach is for fags?
-Yeah.

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You know what?
You guys are fags.

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Everyone to the beach!

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Let's go! Lock them
and load them, dude.

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WESTPORT HIGH SCHOOL

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Fuck it.

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SCHOOL
SECURITY

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Personal power means
the ability to act...

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...the ability to take action.

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STOP
CHECK-OUT WITH SECURITY

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Three steps to personal power
are necessary for results.

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Here's number one step
to personal power.

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It's called energy.
Energy.

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When you wake up feeling
really lethargic, really lousy...

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...do you usually
jump up and go--?

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Oh, shit.

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Hey! Pull it over!

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Pull it over! Pull--

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Oh, well, you're home early.

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I postponed yearbook.
I gotta work on my speech

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-Hi, Mr. Peterson.
-Mr. President.

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-Mrs. Peterson.
-Congratulations.

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-Oh, thank you.
-Congratulations. Georgetown.

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Wow, you must be flying.

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It's cool.

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What's the speech
you're working on?

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Oh, it's for this scholarship
I need to get so I can...

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...actually go to Georgetown.

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It's pretty expensive.

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What kind of scholarship
is it?

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What do they give it for?

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It's for the student who best
demonstrates moral fiber.

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Oh, moral fiber. Well, that's--

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-Oh, I'm sure you'll get it.
-Thanks. I mean, I hope so.

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I mean, there's some stiff
Competition...

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...and they only pick
one of us...

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...so I'll just have to blow
them away with my speech.

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Okay, so why do I deserve
this scholarship?

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1 . MAKE EYE CONTACT
2. BE CHARMING 3. JFK!

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...can do for you
but what you can do...."

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John F. Kennedy once said,
"Ask not what

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Look, I don't know
who she is.

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I'm just saying that
this girl was unbelievable.

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I mean, she was
like this angel.

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I mean, she had this smile.
I mean, you should have seen it.

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-So did you bang her?
-Oh, yeah, yeah. I banged her.

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That's what a man does,
okay?

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-Yeah. Okay, Eli.
-Good.

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Oh, my God. She's so hot.

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-What channel, dude?
-No, the girl next door.

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I can see her through
my window.

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How's the rack?

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-God, who is this girl?
-How's the rack?

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-Hold on. Relax.
-No. You relax.

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Be a man and go over there.

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Okay. Say what?

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I don't know. Get off your
ass and do something. Fuck!

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-Hey, what are you doing?
-What?

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Hey, dude, seriously,
I told you...

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...it really freaks me out
when you watch that while...

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...you're talking to me.

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Just learn to like it.

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Oh, my God.

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What? Matt, what?

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Matt!

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Dude, what the fuck?

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Shit!

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-Yes?
-I'm sorry.

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-Dan.
-What's going on?

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Matthew!

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Matthew, come down here.

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-What are you doing up there?
-Nothing.

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Come down here.

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This is Danielle.

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You know Mrs. Clark from
next door. Danielle's her niece.

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Danielle just told us
something very interesting.

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Mrs. Clark is in Africa for
two weeks with her church group.

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Did you know that?

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Anyway, Danielle just came
in from Los Angeles...

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...and she's housesitting
while her aunt's away.

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Why don't you show
her around.

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Such a long road, you know.

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-What are we doing?
-Did you like what you saw?

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What are you talking about?

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Okay, I saw you for,
like, an instant.

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-An instant?
-Yeah.

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It was no big deal.

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No, no, it was-- It was a
big deal, but it's just that....

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I didn't....

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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So, what are we gonna
do about this?

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I mean, I said I was sorry.

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What?

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You saw me....

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Yeah, right, like I'm gonna
strip right here?

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Are you serious?

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No.

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No. No, never gonna happen.

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The whole package.

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No, come on,
this is good enough.

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Jesus! Come on,
will you relax?

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Frigging psycho.

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There. You happy now?

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Yep.

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Hey! Wait!

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No!

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Jesus. Sorry.

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You're an asshole.
It's not funny.

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It's a little funny.

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Come on.

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Let me in. Let me in.

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It's not funny.

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It's a little funny.

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So, what else do you do
besides torture people?

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-Seriously, what's your story?
-I don't know.

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I kind of just quit my job.

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I want to start over.
Maybe go to college.

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So are you here
alone or what?

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-What?
-Just ask.

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Do you have a boyfriend?

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No.

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Aren't you gonna ask me
if I have a girlfriend?

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No.01:18:45.04\01:18:46.13
Okay.

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So you're about to graduate.
You must be going nuts right now.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's just been
off the hook, you know?

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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So, what's the craziest thing
you've done lately?

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Oh, I mean, it's hard to tell,
you know, because we--

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I've just done so much
nuts stuff. I mean....

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It's just off the hook,
off the walls. I mean....

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You haven't done anything,
have you?

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No.

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It's kind of-- It's kind
of been my problem lately.

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Come on, there's gotta
be something.

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What about your girlfriend?

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Okay.

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We can figure this out.
You just need a girl.

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What kind of girl?

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Definitely someone cute.

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Definitely.

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Someone who can make
him laugh.

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But he also needs someone
who's gonna push him.

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Someone who's gonna
make him do...

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...things he never thought
he could do.

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Like stripping
in the middle of the street?

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-Well, thanks for the ride.
-No problem.

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Well...

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...good night.

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Good night.

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"Good night"?
What are you, gay?

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-I would have nailed her.
-Ok, you wouldn't have nailed her.

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-Whatever, dude.
-And, you know, secondly...

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...you know,
the vibe was not right.

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The vibe wasn't right? She comes
to your house and makes you strip.

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What does she have to do,
sit on your face?

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Come on, bitch.

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-Damn. Should have kissed her.
-Are you okay? Dude?

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All right, you all have
this graph, correct?

255
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,358
Good. Let's move along then.

256
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,360
Now, it's a very simple
equation here.

257
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:19,780
Somebody give me
the answer to this.

258
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,076
All right, if no one knows
the answer to this....

259
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:29,498
Looking at this calculation,
what does this make us think of?

260
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,463
Questions on this?

261
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:06,869
Good news, ladies and gentlemen.
Pop-quiz time.

262
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:54,165
That's Samnang Sok.
He's this complete genius.

263
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,376
So we raised all
this money for him...

264
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,587
...to come here and
study at our school.

265
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,965
-Who's "we"?
-Well, I mean, I did...

266
00:23:02,174 --> 00:23:04,677
...but he could be
the next Einstein, you know.

267
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,387
You know,
he could cure cancer.

268
00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:17,564
Let's go.

269
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:24,071
So, what do you wanna do?

270
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:28,575
What?

271
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:32,996
I'm not stripping again.

272
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,582
Come on.

273
00:23:49,972 --> 00:23:51,682
Danielle!

274
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,685
Come on.
Where are you going?

275
00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:10,576
Hey, come on,
let's get out of here.

276
00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:13,496
How do you know
no one's home?

277
00:24:13,662 --> 00:24:15,289
-I don't.
-Come on.

278
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:16,999
Seriously, this is nuts.

279
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,970
Oh, boxers.

280
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:34,975
I always wear boxers. You just
caught me on a weird day.

281
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:50,365
So, what's the craziest thing
you've done lately?

282
00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:54,869
This is right up there.

283
00:25:07,883 --> 00:25:09,885
Oh, my God.

284
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,472
-That's Mr. Salinger.
-Who?

285
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,683
That's my principal.
Seriously, let's go.

286
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,980
-It's not funny.
-It's a little funny.

287
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,483
Hey.

288
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,863
Just go with it.

289
00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:53,179
Dude, I'm kind of uncomfortable
watching this with you.

290
00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:55,890
Dude, learn to like it.

291
00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:02,896
I'm all wet. Can I come in?

292
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:12,864
Hey, guys. This is Danielle.

293
00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:16,284
You must be Eli. And Klitz.
Right.

294
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:18,370
Hey, come on,
we're all going out.

295
00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:23,292
-Can I use your bathroom first?
-Oh, it's over here to the left.

296
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:32,092
-Dude.
-I know.

297
00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:34,094
Dude.

298
00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:35,596
I know.

299
00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:53,280
-Dude, what are we doing here?
-Yeah, I know.

300
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:54,864
Guys, seriously, it's gonna get...

301
00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:56,783
...broken up, like,
any second now, right?

302
00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:59,995
Guys?

303
00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:14,676
-Get the fuck out of here!
-Sorry.

304
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,982
Go.

305
00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:32,695
-So, what do you wanna do?
-Let's just chill.

306
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:34,571
Hi, guys.

307
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:39,659
-Is this your party?
-No, it's a friend of mine's.

308
00:27:40,077 --> 00:27:42,288
-I'm Hunter.
-Danielle.

309
00:27:42,496 --> 00:27:44,289
This is Matthew.

310
00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:46,792
-Hey, Matt, what's up?
-What's up?

311
00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:48,961
Can I get you something
to drink?

312
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:50,879
-Yeah.
-Hey, man, what's up?

313
00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,881
-Can you come here for a second?
-Yeah.

314
00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:55,175
No, it's cool. They're pals.

315
00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,386
What's up?

316
00:27:57,594 --> 00:28:00,180
Yeah, man, this party's
getting kind of full, bro.

317
00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:03,767
-Yeah, so?
-So you're gonna have to take off.

318
00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:06,395
-Really?
-Yeah.

319
00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,982
Okay, but I'm with her.
I mean--

320
00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:13,193
Oh, it's cool, dude.
She's taken care of.

321
00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:19,199
There's the door.

322
00:28:43,682 --> 00:28:45,475
Yo, man!

323
00:28:45,684 --> 00:28:48,061
When's Samsung getting here?

324
00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:50,898
-Samnang.
-Yeah!

325
00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:52,983
I love him.

326
00:28:53,192 --> 00:28:57,363
Dude, I'm gonna do that little
guy when he gets here.

327
00:28:57,571 --> 00:28:59,364
Hard.

328
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,993
Cool, dude.
I'm sure he'll like that.

329
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,371
Sam Young!

330
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,876
Excuse me.

331
00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:29,561
-Dude.
-I know.

332
00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:11,395
-What?
-You're coming with me. Right now.

333
00:30:12,771 --> 00:30:15,274
Everybody out. Let's move.

334
00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:24,199
I said out, minions! Move! Move!
Faster, you little maggots.

335
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:29,663
-So how's everything going?
-Fine.

336
00:30:29,872 --> 00:30:32,500
Is everything, you know,
okay at home?

337
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:34,459
All right, what?

338
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,795
Perhaps you should have a seat.

339
00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:39,465
Perhaps you should bite me.

340
00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:41,675
Perhaps.

341
00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:46,180
Matthew...

342
00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:49,391
...we live in a crazy,
mixed-up world.

343
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,978
Crazy, but, oh, so beautiful.

344
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:13,164
Excellent, grasshopper.

345
00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:16,960
And now for the final task
of your training.

346
00:31:21,298 --> 00:31:24,176
You're gonna need a harder piece
of wood than that, cowboy.

347
00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:28,388
-That's not her.
-Yeah, it is.

348
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:40,192
-Oh, no.
-Oh, yeah.

349
00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,580
Matt! Matt! Dude, you're
missing the best part.

350
00:31:55,165 --> 00:31:56,792
Fuck! Fuck!

351
00:31:58,961 --> 00:32:00,588
Settle down, tiger.
I know. I know.

352
00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:02,881
It's not funny.
Seriously, get away from me.

353
00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,467
-Dude, don't mess this up.
-Mess what up?

354
00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:07,261
Matt, she's a porn star,
okay?

355
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:10,263
Take her to a motel room
and bang her like a beast.

356
00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:12,265
Eli, I like this girl.

357
00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:15,268
And you can still like her
with your penis inside her.

358
00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:18,063
I'm telling you,
you're gonna regret this.

359
00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:20,483
What would JFK do?
You know he'd tap that ass.

360
00:32:20,691 --> 00:32:22,693
Eli, I'm never gonna
see her again.

361
00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:24,070
Oh, you know what? Fine.

362
00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:25,696
-Fine.
-Fine!

363
00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:27,698
Goddamn it, Matt.

364
00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:30,867
I swear to God, if you don't
fuck her, I'll kill myself!

365
00:32:31,076 --> 00:32:36,999
Matt, please. Please, Matt.
Fuck her for me. For me!

366
00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:51,472
-Oh, Marci, you're so funny.
-Oh, thanks.

367
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,061
-I just saw you naked.
-What?

368
00:32:57,394 --> 00:32:59,771
Don't worry, honey,
you were only 2 days old.

369
00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:02,190
-Let's see what else we have.
-Why are you here?

370
00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:03,775
I just came here to say hi.

371
00:33:04,776 --> 00:33:06,361
Hi.

372
00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:08,072
Look at this one of him.

373
00:33:16,872 --> 00:33:18,499
Hey, buddy.

374
00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:21,960
-That one's the best.
-It is. He looks so adorable.

375
00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:24,296
He looks really--
Oh, that's such a good one.

376
00:33:24,463 --> 00:33:27,174
-Here you go, Danielle.
-Oh, thanks.

377
00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:37,392
-Thattagirl.
-This is a cute one.

378
00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:39,394
Oh, who's your daddy?

379
00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:43,065
So you were going to school
in Los Angeles?

380
00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:46,067
For a while. But then I started
working on other things.

381
00:33:46,276 --> 00:33:48,487
Oh, what kind of things?

382
00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:51,990
Let me show you.

383
00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:02,584
Jesus!

384
00:34:07,172 --> 00:34:09,591
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I don't know, I....

385
00:34:10,259 --> 00:34:11,886
I don't feel so good.

386
00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:19,059
What can I do to make you
feel better?

387
00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,867
I think I'm feeling
a lot better now.

388
00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:39,079
-We can go out another night.
-No, we're going out tonight.

389
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:41,999
-You sure?
-Positive.

390
00:34:45,961 --> 00:34:48,797
-I don't know if I can do this.
-Yes, you can.

391
00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:51,758
But tonight, be the man.

392
00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:55,470
First off, act like
you don't even like her.

393
00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:58,265
-Hey.
-Hey.

394
00:34:58,473 --> 00:35:03,061
Second, get her drunk.
Really drunk, okay?

395
00:35:03,395 --> 00:35:05,898
That way the true porn star
will come out in her.

396
00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:12,696
Here, I... I got us something.

397
00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:17,784
Bourbon?

398
00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:21,288
-Are you trying to get me drunk?
-No, what?

399
00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:25,375
-I thought you like to rock.
-"Like to rock?"

400
00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:28,462
Last and most important...

401
00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:30,964
...always be touching her,
Matt.

402
00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:33,759
That tells her you came here
to get down tonight.

403
00:35:37,596 --> 00:35:39,598
What are we doing?

404
00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:42,685
Just chilling.

405
00:35:46,772 --> 00:35:48,691
Hey, look.

406
00:35:49,191 --> 00:35:50,484
MOTEL
Glen Capri

407
00:35:53,278 --> 00:35:58,992
Maybe we should get a room.

408
00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:01,495
Okay.

409
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,462
Here it is.

410
00:36:29,481 --> 00:36:32,359
This is-- This is really nice.

411
00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:34,695
TV.

412
00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:36,571
Air conditioner.

413
00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:39,700
Got a little lamp there.

414
00:36:40,576 --> 00:36:42,661
Is that Monet?

415
00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,375
What?

416
00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:52,088
-What are you thinking?
-What are you thinking?

417
00:36:55,090 --> 00:36:56,383
I don't know.

418
00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:08,270
Do you wanna fuck me?

419
00:37:15,861 --> 00:37:17,988
Come here.

420
00:37:35,297 --> 00:37:36,882
How do you want me?

421
00:37:38,592 --> 00:37:40,094
Why are you doing this?

422
00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,971
What?

423
00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:45,265
This.

424
00:37:47,059 --> 00:37:49,562
Isn't this what you want?

425
00:37:49,978 --> 00:37:52,981
To fuck a porn star
in a cheap motel room?

426
00:37:57,986 --> 00:38:00,572
So this is what
you think of me.

427
00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:04,993
-Danielle, wait. I'm sorry.
-Let me guess.

428
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,787
You saw a tape,
and you thought:

429
00:38:06,995 --> 00:38:09,289
"What the hell?
She does it for a living, right?"

430
00:38:09,498 --> 00:38:12,793
-Eli told me to do it.
-Oh, now that's a mature response.

431
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,172
-Why didn't you just tell me?
-Because I didn't want to, okay?

432
00:38:19,174 --> 00:38:21,968
Because I loved the way
you looked at me.

433
00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:26,765
God, do you have
any idea how--?

434
00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:29,685
Forget it.

435
00:38:29,977 --> 00:38:33,397
-Hold on.
-Fuck you.

436
00:38:47,661 --> 00:38:49,663
ONLY 9 DAYS LEFT!
SAMNANG

437
00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:56,461
You're done.

438
00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:03,969
WHY DO I DESERVE
THIS SCHOLARSHIP?

439
00:39:20,777 --> 00:39:26,366
Look, I'm an idiot, okay?
I saw the tape, and I freaked out.

440
00:39:26,575 --> 00:39:29,369
Hi. I'm coming in.
Can I come in?

441
00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:32,789
Look, I've just
been crazy lately.

442
00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:36,376
I mean, the whole scholarship
thing, you know, I mean....

443
00:39:36,585 --> 00:39:38,170
It's killing me, you know?

444
00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:41,173
But I'm not even
thinking about that.

445
00:39:41,465 --> 00:39:45,761
The only thing I care about
is you, you know?

446
00:39:45,969 --> 00:39:48,597
All I want is just for us
to go back to normal again.

447
00:39:48,764 --> 00:39:51,892
It's a real nice place
you got here, D.

448
00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:54,895
I...

449
00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:08,659
Can we...

450
00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:12,162
-...talk about this later?
-Yeah.

451
00:40:14,665 --> 00:40:16,083
Sure.

452
00:40:32,975 --> 00:40:34,268
I like that.

453
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:37,980
-What?
-What you said in there.

454
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,773
Thanks.

455
00:40:45,195 --> 00:40:46,571
Kelly.

456
00:40:47,573 --> 00:40:49,200
Matthew.

457
00:40:54,162 --> 00:40:56,498
-So you're friends with D, huh?
-Yeah.

458
00:40:56,999 --> 00:41:00,794
Well, we're-
We're kind of going out.

459
00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:08,176
Look at you.
You are a forest fire.

460
00:41:08,969 --> 00:41:10,596
-Are we going?
-Yeah.

461
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:12,473
You coming with us?

462
00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:15,267
-Where are you going?
-Can't. He's got school tomorrow.

463
00:41:15,767 --> 00:41:17,769
No, no, I'm cool.
Like, where are we going?

464
00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:47,800
Hey, there.
What can I get for you?

465
00:41:47,883 --> 00:41:49,885
We'll get two Scotch
rocks and....

466
00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:53,763
Make it three. Actually, I'll
have a Long lsland iced tea.

467
00:41:57,392 --> 00:41:58,894
So, what grade are
you in, man?

468
00:41:58,977 --> 00:42:01,771
I'm a senior.
But I'm about to graduate.

469
00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:04,191
Congratulations. What's next?

470
00:42:04,566 --> 00:42:05,984
Georgetown, hopefully.

471
00:42:06,568 --> 00:42:09,071
-Matthew wants to be president.
-Really?

472
00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:10,865
-That's great, man.
-Yeah.

473
00:42:11,073 --> 00:42:13,075
How do you
two know each other?

474
00:42:13,659 --> 00:42:16,078
How do we know each other?

475
00:42:16,662 --> 00:42:20,499
-We used to work together.
-So you're, like, an actor?

476
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,086
No. Strictly producer.

477
00:42:24,294 --> 00:42:28,173
But D and I also used to go out.
Excuse me a sec.

478
00:42:30,092 --> 00:42:31,385
So you guys went out?

479
00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:35,181
Thank you.

480
00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:37,391
Look, can we just talk?

481
00:42:38,183 --> 00:42:39,476
Talk.

482
00:42:40,978 --> 00:42:43,063
I don't know if this
is really the place.

483
00:42:43,272 --> 00:42:47,860
-Why? What's wrong with it?
-No, nothing. It's fine, you know.

484
00:42:48,068 --> 00:42:50,070
It's one of my favorites.

485
00:42:54,992 --> 00:42:57,286
Hey, you got one for me?

486
00:43:06,295 --> 00:43:07,963
-What are you doing?
-What?

487
00:43:08,172 --> 00:43:09,674
Here.

488
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,469
And you turn it like so:

489
00:43:20,058 --> 00:43:24,271
-Hey, where are you going?
-The bathroom. Is that okay?

490
00:43:24,563 --> 00:43:26,273
Yeah.

491
00:43:29,568 --> 00:43:31,987
So you're really into her,
huh?

492
00:43:32,196 --> 00:43:36,283
Hey. I get it, man, believe me.
She's gorgeous.

493
00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:39,077
I just think you'd want
someone more your age.

494
00:43:39,578 --> 00:43:44,083
-She's my age.
-Yeah, I meant experience-wise.

495
00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:45,959
No offense.

496
00:43:47,169 --> 00:43:49,797
Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna take care of you.

497
00:43:51,673 --> 00:43:54,092
Oh, my God.
That's Mr. Peterson.

498
00:43:54,259 --> 00:44:55,362
That's my dad's
friend.

499
00:43:55,469 --> 00:43:57,596
He comes over all
the time with his wife.

500
00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,390
Really?

501
00:43:59,765 --> 00:44:00,599
Hey, Peterson.

502
00:44:00,682 --> 00:44:03,977
What? Dude,
what are you doing, man?

503
00:44:04,186 --> 00:44:06,689
Yeah, you. Get over here.

504
00:44:07,064 --> 00:44:11,193
Goddamn, Peterson, haven't
seen your black ass in ages.

505
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,488
-Do I know you?
-What the fuck's your problem?

506
00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:18,200
-I....
-Just fucking with you, man.

507
00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:21,870
Hey, you know my friend
Matty here, right?

508
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:31,171
-Matthew. Hi.
-Peterson, this is Matty's first time.

509
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:34,383
Why don't you buy him a dance.

510
00:44:39,972 --> 00:44:43,184
So did you hear about
that scholarship yet?

511
00:44:45,269 --> 00:44:47,271
No, big dinner's on Thursday.

512
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:55,571
So, what's it for again?

513
00:44:55,779 --> 00:44:57,864
The scholarship.

514
00:44:59,074 --> 00:45:01,076
It's for...

515
00:45:01,285 --> 00:45:03,370
...moral fiber.

516
00:45:06,164 --> 00:45:09,084
Me? A Teenage Daddy?

517
00:45:09,293 --> 00:45:11,796
Who is this guy?
Is he a porn producer?

518
00:45:11,879 --> 00:45:13,964
Klitz, shut up.
Now, the strippers.

519
00:45:14,173 --> 00:45:17,468
When you get a lap dance, were they
cool with you grabbing their ass?

520
00:45:17,676 --> 00:45:19,761
Dude. I'm trying to talk
about Danielle here.

521
00:45:19,970 --> 00:45:22,598
Fine. Selfish bitch.

522
00:45:22,764 --> 00:45:26,685
For teenagers, sexual intercourse
can be dangerous.

523
00:45:26,894 --> 00:45:28,479
Jesus, what hack made this?

524
00:45:28,770 --> 00:45:31,564
I could make a better sex-ed
film with my mom.

525
00:45:31,773 --> 00:45:33,566
Why don't they update this thing?

526
00:45:33,859 --> 00:45:36,070
Special events,
such as your senior prom...

527
00:45:36,278 --> 00:45:39,364
...place added pressure on young
teens to lose their virginity...

528
00:45:39,698 --> 00:45:42,075
...and also engage
in unprotected sex.

529
00:45:42,367 --> 00:45:44,077
9 months later...

530
00:45:45,662 --> 00:45:47,497
-Hello?
-Hey, Bob.

531
00:45:47,664 --> 00:45:48,874
We're all going
to the creek tonight.

532
00:45:48,999 --> 00:45:51,877
It's gonna be a gas.
You're coming, right?

533
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,087
I can't, guys.

534
00:45:55,088 --> 00:45:58,174
I have a baby now.

535
00:45:59,593 --> 00:46:01,887
Because of prom.

536
00:46:02,262 --> 00:46:03,889
Dude.

537
00:46:05,599 --> 00:46:08,894
-What?
-Yeah, right.

538
00:46:09,394 --> 00:46:13,481
-You guys ever thought about it?
-No.

539
00:46:15,192 --> 00:46:17,069
I just think you guys
would be really hot.

540
00:46:17,361 --> 00:46:19,071
-You girls are 18, right?
-I am.

541
00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:21,281
-I will be in a month.
-Really?

542
00:46:21,573 --> 00:46:23,867
-You ever been photographed?
-A couple of times.

543
00:46:24,076 --> 00:46:26,495
Hey, you guys know Matty?

544
00:46:26,662 --> 00:46:29,582
I hung with him last night.
Guy's the tits.

545
00:46:30,082 --> 00:46:32,376
Here's my man.

546
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,963
-How you doing?
-What's up, fellas?

547
00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:41,760
Matty, you didn't tell me
you got some serious burners...

548
00:46:41,885 --> 00:46:42,969
...at your school here.

549
00:46:43,178 --> 00:46:44,971
Oh, shut up.
You did not say that

550
00:46:45,264 --> 00:46:47,975
Hey, you know who's got
the killer bud?

551
00:46:49,977 --> 00:46:52,480
This fucker right here.

552
00:46:53,981 --> 00:46:56,275
-What are you talking about?
-Yeah, come on.

553
00:46:56,483 --> 00:46:58,276
Yeah, you have some?

554
00:46:58,485 --> 00:46:59,987
Yeah, come on.

555
00:47:00,362 --> 00:47:02,990
-Holy shit.
-You guys should party.

556
00:47:03,198 --> 00:47:05,283
-Can I--?
-All right, we're out.

557
00:47:05,576 --> 00:47:07,661
-Hold on a sec.
-Where are you guys going?

558
00:47:07,870 --> 00:47:09,997
-We got things to do.
-Do you wanna hang out?

559
00:47:10,163 --> 00:47:13,958
-Hop in, fellas.
-Aren't you gonna photograph us?

560
00:47:16,879 --> 00:47:18,672
Always leave
them wanting more.

561
00:47:18,881 --> 00:47:20,674
Punch it!

562
00:47:36,398 --> 00:47:39,693
Man, there is
some talent here.

563
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,280
You get those girls together
with those ass-bags there...

564
00:47:43,488 --> 00:47:45,782
...shoot them humping at,
like, a football...

565
00:47:45,866 --> 00:47:48,285
...game or at a prom,
that video would sell.

566
00:47:48,493 --> 00:47:50,495
Fuck, I'm good!

567
00:47:50,787 --> 00:47:54,874
How do I get these ideas?
It's like a gift, you know?

568
00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:56,585
It's like I can't control it.

569
00:48:00,589 --> 00:48:04,176
So, what are we doing, man?

570
00:48:08,096 --> 00:48:10,390
You know, you really didn't
have to come with me.

571
00:48:10,599 --> 00:48:14,269
It's cool.
I like running errands.

572
00:48:15,562 --> 00:48:18,899
So you raised 25 G's just
to bring this Chinese guy over.

573
00:48:19,066 --> 00:48:21,277
No, he's Cambodian.

574
00:48:21,568 --> 00:48:25,072
Okay, so that's 25,000
total deposited...

575
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,866
...into the Operation
Get Samnang account.

576
00:48:28,283 --> 00:48:30,577
Hey, so you raised
all the money you needed.

577
00:48:30,786 --> 00:48:32,371
-Congratulations.
-Thanks.

578
00:48:32,579 --> 00:48:34,790
So is this Samnang
really as smart as they say?

579
00:48:34,998 --> 00:48:37,792
Well, he did teach himself
calculus without even using...

580
00:48:37,876 --> 00:48:39,378
..his textbooks, so....

581
00:48:39,586 --> 00:48:43,465
Those crazy little fuckers, man.
They sure know their numbers.

582
00:48:46,093 --> 00:48:49,680
Jeannie, this is my--
This is my student advisor.

583
00:48:48,887 --> 00:49:02,275
They really compliment
your coloring.

584
00:48:50,389 --> 00:48:52,266
Oh, you're Mr. Salinger?

585
00:48:52,683 --> 00:48:56,061
Just here to make sure
everything's up to par. Wow.

586
00:48:56,395 --> 00:48:59,273
-What?
-I love those earrings.

587
00:48:59,481 --> 00:48:59,773
Oh, thank you.

588
00:49:02,484 --> 00:49:04,361
Thanks. I just got back
from Cabo.

589
00:49:04,695 --> 00:49:06,071
-Did you?
-Yeah.

590
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,074
Okay, well, we gotta go.
Thanks, Jeannie.

591
00:49:10,367 --> 00:49:12,494
Man, what were you doing--?

592
00:49:12,661 --> 00:49:14,788
There's a bar,
you sit with the people.

593
00:49:14,872 --> 00:49:15,790
You have been there.

594
00:49:15,998 --> 00:49:18,083
-See? I knew it.
-No, no.

595
00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:21,378
-This guy is unbelievable.
-You.

596
00:49:30,762 --> 00:49:33,390
-Where you guys going?
-Vegas, baby.

597
00:49:33,682 --> 00:49:38,562
We got the convention. Gotta press
the flesh, meet the fans.

598
00:49:38,770 --> 00:49:41,690
So that's it?
You're just going back?

599
00:49:41,899 --> 00:49:43,859
I don't belong here.

600
00:49:44,067 --> 00:49:47,696
What do you--? What do you mean?
What about starting over?

601
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,698
This is what I am.

602
00:49:53,285 --> 00:49:56,079
All right, D, let's roll.

603
00:50:13,972 --> 00:50:17,559
-Dude, it's not your fault.
-No, it is my fault.

604
00:50:18,060 --> 00:50:21,188
If I hadn't been such a dick and
taken her to that motel room....

605
00:50:21,396 --> 00:50:23,773
Yeah, it was a little forward,
don't you think?

606
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:26,360
-Dude.
-What?

607
00:50:26,693 --> 00:50:29,279
Matt, the point is,
she made her decision.

608
00:50:29,780 --> 00:50:32,199
There's nothing
you can do about it now.

609
00:50:37,371 --> 00:50:38,873
Yeah, there is.

610
00:50:46,296 --> 00:50:47,589
-Hey, Dad?
-Don't wait up.

611
00:50:47,798 --> 00:50:50,092
-I'll be late tonight.
-I'll watch it tomorrow.

612
00:50:50,259 --> 00:50:53,471
-Shark Week is all week long.
-God, I just wanna bang hot chicks.

613
00:51:05,691 --> 00:51:11,780
LAS VEGAS WELCOMES
THE ADULT FILM CONVENTION

614
00:51:41,768 --> 00:51:44,562
-Move it.
-Sorry.

615
00:51:45,564 --> 00:51:46,774
Big smile.

616
00:51:48,984 --> 00:51:50,861
-Sasha!
-Sasha!

617
00:51:57,492 --> 00:52:00,495
-Yo, man, no press.
-No, no. No, I'm not press.

618
00:52:00,871 --> 00:52:02,373
I'm still in high school,
okay?

619
00:52:02,497 --> 00:52:04,374
This is for my high school
video yearbook.

620
00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:05,876
I swear to God.

621
00:52:09,463 --> 00:52:10,881
That's right, bitch.

622
00:52:17,262 --> 00:52:18,764
Jesus, is that her?

623
00:52:19,097 --> 00:52:20,265
Athena.

624
00:52:40,869 --> 00:52:42,788
Give me a second, guys.

625
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,665
-Athena!
-Athena!

626
00:52:44,873 --> 00:52:47,167
-Danielle.
-Athena! Athena!

627
00:52:47,376 --> 00:52:49,461
-Danielle.
-Come on! Athena, right here!

628
00:52:49,670 --> 00:52:53,090
-Work it, Athena.
-You are so hot, Athena.

629
00:52:55,884 --> 00:53:00,180
-Look, I'm sorry. I had to come.
-Asshole, I'm next.

630
00:53:01,098 --> 00:53:03,892
-I feel like this is all my fault.
-Who is this guy?

631
00:53:04,768 --> 00:53:08,689
-Will you at least look at me?
-Bend over.

632
00:53:08,897 --> 00:53:11,400
You're the best thing that
ever happened to me, okay?

633
00:53:11,567 --> 00:53:13,486
-Me too!
-Oh, Danielle.

634
00:53:13,694 --> 00:53:15,571
He's so sweet.

635
00:53:19,074 --> 00:53:20,576
Danielle.

636
00:53:20,868 --> 00:53:23,287
Nice job, dickwad.

637
00:53:23,579 --> 00:53:26,165
-Danielle.
-Hey, man, get me out of this thing.

638
00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:28,000
-Take me with you, dude.
-Danielle.

639
00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:30,795
Just leave me alone, please.

640
00:53:31,170 --> 00:53:33,172
Danielle.

641
00:53:34,673 --> 00:53:38,093
-Danielle, Danielle.
-Hugo, hi.

642
00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:40,763
Look at you.
You look fantastic.

643
00:53:43,891 --> 00:53:46,185
Just starting out,
and everyone knows your name.

644
00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:47,895
No, they don't.

645
00:53:48,061 --> 00:53:50,480
-So how's Kelly treating you?
-Okay.

646
00:53:50,689 --> 00:53:52,691
Just okay?

647
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:55,069
Danielle, what do we know?

648
00:53:55,861 --> 00:53:59,698
What do we know? We know
that you should be with me.

649
00:53:59,865 --> 00:54:03,869
At the top.
Where the air is crisp.

650
00:54:04,077 --> 00:54:06,079
-Nice tan.
-Kelly.

651
00:54:06,288 --> 00:54:09,166
-What do we say?
-Fuck you.

652
00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:12,461
Always with the big words.

653
00:54:12,669 --> 00:54:16,381
Danielle,
where the air is crisp.

654
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:21,386
-What does that mean?
-Nothing. He's just being Hugo.

655
00:54:21,970 --> 00:54:24,681
Matty. What are you doing here?

656
00:54:26,892 --> 00:54:29,978
Look, Kelly, no offense, but I
really don't think Danielle...

657
00:54:30,187 --> 00:54:31,563
...wants to be here right now.

658
00:54:36,276 --> 00:54:39,696
Matthew, please just go home,
okay?

659
00:54:41,698 --> 00:54:43,491
Hey, D.

660
00:54:44,993 --> 00:54:48,497
I'm sorry, man. Come on.
Let's get out of here.

661
00:54:52,668 --> 00:54:54,295
What's up?

662
00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:57,298
It's not cute anymore.

663
00:54:57,464 --> 00:54:59,675
-What?
-Stop filling her head with that--

664
00:54:59,883 --> 00:55:03,387
-Do not piss me off.
-Hey, I thought we were friends.

665
00:55:04,888 --> 00:55:06,973
Friends don't fuck
with each other's business.

666
00:55:07,182 --> 00:55:10,060
And that's what this is,
my fucking business.

667
00:55:13,188 --> 00:55:14,564
What?

668
00:55:15,691 --> 00:55:17,860
What are you gonna do?

669
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:26,160
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Stay the fuck away from her.

670
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,791
Matt, seriously, man,
it's 2:00 in the morning.

671
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,462
What about your thing tomorrow?
Okay, the scholarship dinner?

672
00:55:37,087 --> 00:55:39,798
Sorry, I gotta do this.

673
00:55:45,387 --> 00:55:48,891
Oh, by the way, if things get
bad, just bolt, okay?

674
00:55:49,099 --> 00:55:51,059
What? What do you mean,
"if things get bad"?

675
00:55:51,268 --> 00:55:52,561
Just bolt.

676
00:55:53,395 --> 00:55:54,187
Wait, what's he
talking about?

677
00:55:58,483 --> 00:56:00,777
You wanna get me a drink?
No, I'm just kidding.

678
00:56:13,081 --> 00:56:14,374
Hi.

679
00:56:20,088 --> 00:56:21,464
Dude...

680
00:56:21,673 --> 00:56:23,300
...am I ugly?

681
00:56:23,675 --> 00:56:28,096
What? No. No, man,
you're fine. Just relax.

682
00:56:28,263 --> 00:56:30,098
No, I'm ugly. I know it.

683
00:56:32,267 --> 00:56:35,896
-So, what do you guys do?
-I get freaky.

684
00:56:38,565 --> 00:56:41,193
-We're directors.
-Really?

685
00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:44,488
Would you guys ever wanna
use me in one of your movies?

686
00:56:45,864 --> 00:56:47,491
Hell, yeah, we'll use you.

687
00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:51,661
Baby, I'll do things to you
I wouldn't do to a farm animal.

688
00:56:51,995 --> 00:56:55,665
-What the fuck did you just say?
-Honey. These guys are directors.

689
00:56:55,874 --> 00:56:58,585
-And they wanna use me.
-Use you?

690
00:56:58,794 --> 00:57:01,588
Guys, this is my boyfriend,
Mule.

691
00:57:04,675 --> 00:57:06,093
Hi, Mule.

692
00:57:10,264 --> 00:57:11,682
Let's do it.

693
00:57:12,766 --> 00:57:16,061
Man, you gotta use my girl, bro.
She's so good.

694
00:57:16,270 --> 00:57:17,980
I am. I really am.

695
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,775
-You wanna give her a throw?
-Yeah, try me out.

696
00:57:22,693 --> 00:57:24,778
No, you know, no, I'm okay,
though, thank you.

697
00:57:25,070 --> 00:57:27,573
Well, come on.
At least feel her tits.

698
00:57:28,699 --> 00:57:30,993
I'm okay. I can't.
Thank you, though.

699
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:34,580
Fuck it. I'll feel one.

700
00:57:45,674 --> 00:57:47,176
We're all set for tomorrow.

701
00:57:47,259 --> 00:57:51,180
Athena will be there,
ready to shoot. Right, babe?

702
00:57:52,264 --> 00:57:56,477
Not bad, huh?
Suckers cost me 6 grand.

703
00:57:56,685 --> 00:58:00,189
Yo, Mule, what the hell
are you doing?

704
00:58:00,689 --> 00:58:05,360
Steel, check it out, man.
These guys are directors.

705
00:58:05,694 --> 00:58:06,987
Man, these punks ain't
directors.

706
00:58:07,070 --> 00:58:09,990
They're in high school,
you idiot.

707
00:58:12,075 --> 00:58:14,160
Okay, here's the thing--

708
00:58:21,877 --> 00:58:24,171
Oh, shit!

709
00:58:27,090 --> 00:58:28,883
-Come on, Klitz, come on.
-Get off.

710
00:58:38,685 --> 00:58:40,687
Matty, time to go, time to go.
Time to go.

711
00:58:40,896 --> 00:58:42,981
-What happened?
-It got bad. Bolt. Bolt!

712
00:58:43,398 --> 00:58:45,483
-Dude, wait up.
-Fuck you, dude!

713
00:58:53,075 --> 00:58:54,076
Excuse me.

714
00:58:54,159 --> 00:58:57,371
I just wanna let you know,
I know who you really are.

715
00:58:59,998 --> 00:59:02,667
And you're better than this.

716
00:59:39,788 --> 00:59:41,665
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM....

717
00:59:42,791 --> 00:59:44,793
Yeah?

718
00:59:52,092 --> 00:59:53,468
Need a ride to school?

719
00:59:57,890 --> 01:00:01,560
It's all you now. I mean,
now you can do whatever you want.

720
01:00:02,769 --> 01:00:04,562
Why do you believe
in me so much?

721
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,482
I don't know. Maybe I'm stupid.

722
01:00:12,279 --> 01:00:15,991
-Good luck tonight.
-Thanks.

723
01:00:16,992 --> 01:00:19,369
-Bye.
-Bye.

724
01:00:35,177 --> 01:00:36,762
Will you go to prom with me?

725
01:00:39,389 --> 01:00:40,891
What?

726
01:00:46,271 --> 01:00:48,565
I would love to.

727
01:00:51,985 --> 01:00:55,280
Now for the scientific
explanation. Anybody?

728
01:00:55,489 --> 01:00:57,282
JOHN F. KENNEDY once said:
ASK NOT....

729
01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:01,871
That's your speech?

730
01:01:02,663 --> 01:01:04,373
Yeah.

731
01:01:04,873 --> 01:01:06,958
You ready for tonight?

732
01:01:08,168 --> 01:01:10,379
Hey, don't worry, man.
You're gonna be great.

733
01:01:10,879 --> 01:01:12,672
I have to be.

734
01:01:25,060 --> 01:01:26,895
That bitch can't just
run away because...

735
01:01:26,979 --> 01:01:28,772
...she don't wanna fuck
on film anymore.

736
01:01:28,981 --> 01:01:30,691
May I help you?

737
01:01:32,568 --> 01:01:35,071
-Get up.
-Okay, okay.

738
01:01:43,579 --> 01:01:45,790
Stay in school.

739
01:01:49,459 --> 01:01:52,295
Look, I have the most important
dinner of my life tonight...

740
01:01:52,462 --> 01:01:53,964
...so wherever we're going,
you know...

741
01:01:54,089 --> 01:01:55,966
...we just have to be
home by 6.

742
01:01:56,175 --> 01:01:58,386
Just so you know.

743
01:02:00,179 --> 01:02:02,598
Here he comes.

744
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,186
-It's a cool ride, huh?
-Yeah, if you're a fag.

745
01:02:07,394 --> 01:02:10,480
-Jesus!
-It's cool, it's cool.

746
01:02:11,064 --> 01:02:12,482
Get in.

747
01:02:24,661 --> 01:02:27,497
-Where are we going?
-I thought you were cool, man.

748
01:02:27,664 --> 01:02:29,791
I tried to be your friend,
and what do you do?

749
01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:31,668
-You fuck me.
-I didn't fuck you.

750
01:02:31,877 --> 01:02:34,380
She didn't show up on set
because of what you said.

751
01:02:34,588 --> 01:02:36,090
Now I'm out 30 grand.

752
01:02:37,466 --> 01:02:41,387
-Guess who's paying me back.
-What? I don't have 30 grand.

753
01:02:41,595 --> 01:02:44,389
-Get your folks to help.
-They don't have that kind of money.

754
01:02:44,598 --> 01:02:50,395
Look, Kelly, I'm a problem solver,
all right? This is what I do. Okay?

755
01:02:50,562 --> 01:02:54,691
Let's just-- Let's just think
outside of the box here.

756
01:02:55,192 --> 01:02:57,361
Look, she'll get a job,
I'll keep mowing...

757
01:02:57,486 --> 01:03:00,072
...lawns, and over time
we'll pay it down.

758
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,991
You know? This can work.
We can do this.

759
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,577
It'll be like a payment plan.

760
01:03:13,168 --> 01:03:16,088
-You really care about her, huh?
-Yeah, I really do.

761
01:03:16,296 --> 01:03:19,800
Yeah, I don't know. If I'm gonna
do this payment-plan thing...

762
01:03:19,967 --> 01:03:22,261
...I need a show of good faith,
you know?

763
01:03:22,469 --> 01:03:25,973
-Something concrete.
-Well, like what?

764
01:03:28,183 --> 01:03:29,476
A blowjob.

765
01:03:31,770 --> 01:03:34,064
No. I told you she's not gonna
do that anymore.

766
01:03:34,982 --> 01:03:36,984
Who said anything about her?

767
01:03:40,696 --> 01:03:44,700
Yeah, we're definitely
outside the box now, huh?

768
01:03:45,492 --> 01:03:49,997
Now, you gotta ask yourself,
how far are you willing to go?

769
01:03:52,291 --> 01:03:54,877
How much do you
really care about her?

770
01:04:00,090 --> 01:04:01,675
I'm joking, man.

771
01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:05,679
Relax.

772
01:04:07,389 --> 01:04:10,267
-Damn. Do I look gay to you?
-No, but, Jesus--

773
01:04:18,567 --> 01:04:19,693
You wanna be president?

774
01:04:19,776 --> 01:04:22,195
Let me tell you the first
rule of politics:

775
01:04:22,362 --> 01:04:26,658
Always know if the juice
is worth the squeeze.

776
01:04:26,867 --> 01:04:29,870
You know what that means?
It means you don't steal my girl...

777
01:04:30,078 --> 01:04:32,497
...unless you're ready
to accept the consequences.

778
01:04:38,295 --> 01:04:40,464
All right, I'm sorry, okay?

779
01:04:43,467 --> 01:04:46,387
That's gonna swell up like
a bitch. Here, take this.

780
01:04:50,682 --> 01:04:53,059
I'm telling you,
it's gonna hurt like shit.

781
01:04:59,274 --> 01:05:05,280
I'm sorry I got upset.
I felt taken advantage of.

782
01:05:05,781 --> 01:05:09,285
Look, I'm not gonna be a dick.
I know she loves you.

783
01:05:09,576 --> 01:05:11,787
I'm gonna leave you guys alone.

784
01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:14,081
But now you're doing
something for me.

785
01:05:24,675 --> 01:05:27,261
Remember that ass-bag, Hugo,
from the convention?

786
01:05:27,594 --> 01:05:29,763
We used to be partners
a long time ago.

787
01:05:30,097 --> 01:05:32,975
One day, I had this killer
idea to make films set...

788
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:33,976
...in real-life situations.

789
01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:37,271
You know, Real World porn.

790
01:05:37,563 --> 01:05:40,483
I told the idea to Hugo.
He says he'll think about it.

791
01:05:40,691 --> 01:05:42,693
And what does
that motherfucker do?

792
01:05:42,985 --> 01:05:46,489
Takes my best girl, starts
his own company with my idea...

793
01:05:46,697 --> 01:05:49,074
...and the guy makes millions.

794
01:05:49,283 --> 01:05:50,493
It's not the money
that pisses me off.

795
01:05:50,576 --> 01:05:52,787
I mean, fuck,
it does piss me off...

796
01:05:52,995 --> 01:05:54,997
...but that's not it.
It's the perception.

797
01:05:55,163 --> 01:05:57,999
Everybody thinks Hugo's
the genius. It was my idea.

798
01:05:58,167 --> 01:06:01,962
It's like he's Simon,
and I'm Garfunkel.

799
01:06:02,796 --> 01:06:07,092
Look at me, man.
I'm fucking Garfunkel.

800
01:06:10,095 --> 01:06:15,183
-Look, seriously, I can't do this.
-Don't be a pussy. Nobody's home.

801
01:06:20,189 --> 01:06:23,567
-Why do you want this thing so bad?
-Because it should've been mine.

802
01:06:23,859 --> 01:06:26,195
-I'll grab it and leave.
-You don't understand...

803
01:06:26,361 --> 01:06:28,280
...l have to be at
a dinner in an hour.

804
01:06:28,363 --> 01:06:30,282
My whole life depends on it.

805
01:06:30,490 --> 01:06:32,158
You want me out
of Danielle's life?

806
01:06:32,284 --> 01:06:33,577
Yes, I do.

807
01:06:33,785 --> 01:06:36,288
-Then let's go.
-But wait, seriously.

808
01:06:36,496 --> 01:06:38,581
Sometimes, if you wanna do
something good...

809
01:06:38,790 --> 01:06:40,667
...you gotta do
something bad.

810
01:06:40,792 --> 01:06:43,169
Yeah, but this is breaking
and entering.

811
01:06:43,378 --> 01:06:45,797
This is politics.

812
01:06:50,177 --> 01:06:51,595
Hey.

813
01:06:51,762 --> 01:06:54,598
After this, we're cool, okay?

814
01:06:56,767 --> 01:06:59,186
You're all right, man.

815
01:07:26,964 --> 01:07:28,674
Yes.

816
01:07:28,966 --> 01:07:30,676
I'd like to report a robbery.

817
01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:42,271
AVN BEST PICTURE 1999
"CHITTY CHITTY GANG BANG"

818
01:07:42,479 --> 01:07:43,772
HUGO POSH PRODUCER

819
01:07:44,773 --> 01:07:47,192
Bang me.

820
01:07:49,194 --> 01:07:50,862
Cradle the balls.

821
01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:06,086
Stop! Stop! Help me!

822
01:08:06,295 --> 01:08:08,881
Help! Oh, fuck!

823
01:08:13,468 --> 01:08:15,178
Wait!

824
01:08:15,387 --> 01:08:16,763
Come on!

825
01:08:35,782 --> 01:08:37,784
Okay, so what time
does the dinner start?

826
01:08:37,993 --> 01:08:39,286
Six o'clock.

827
01:08:39,494 --> 01:08:42,372
-Why? What time is it now?
-6:30.

828
01:08:42,664 --> 01:08:44,958
-Oh, my God.
-Dude, don't worry, all right?

829
01:08:45,167 --> 01:08:47,461
We'll get there.
You know what? Try and--

830
01:08:47,669 --> 01:08:51,464
-Dude, what are you doing?
-I don't know. I just...

831
01:08:52,466 --> 01:08:54,385
...feel so good.

832
01:09:03,185 --> 01:09:05,187
Oh, my God.

833
01:09:06,772 --> 01:09:08,899
I just feel so weird.

834
01:09:09,066 --> 01:09:11,360
Don't worry.
Ecstasy is not that bad.

835
01:09:11,693 --> 01:09:14,571
-What?
-Kelly likes dosing people with E.

836
01:09:15,697 --> 01:09:18,200
Oh, my God. Am I gonna die?

837
01:09:18,367 --> 01:09:22,371
No, no, no. It's okay, Matt.
You're gonna be fine. I promise.

838
01:09:22,663 --> 01:09:26,292
You're such a good friend, Klitzy.
I love you.

839
01:09:26,583 --> 01:09:28,668
I love you so much.

840
01:09:30,087 --> 01:09:31,964
This is gonna be amazing.

841
01:09:33,382 --> 01:09:35,259
Wait a second.

842
01:09:35,467 --> 01:09:37,386
Oh, my God.

843
01:09:37,594 --> 01:09:39,596
WELCOME TO THE SHERIDAN
SCHOLARSHIP BANQUET

844
01:09:42,099 --> 01:09:44,685
You don't understand. It's
really kicking in right now.

845
01:09:44,893 --> 01:09:47,062
Just try not to talk
so much, okay?

846
01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:49,064
Talk so much?
I'm giving a speech.

847
01:09:49,273 --> 01:09:51,400
-It's okay. Just go with it.
-Wait, wait.

848
01:09:51,567 --> 01:09:52,485
In a few minutes, we'll begin
the speeches, and we hope....

849
01:10:02,661 --> 01:10:04,371
Thank you again
for coming to what...

850
01:10:04,496 --> 01:10:07,374
...promises to be a
very eventful evening.

851
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:11,587
Matthew Kidman?

852
01:10:15,883 --> 01:10:17,176
My competition.

853
01:10:17,384 --> 01:10:20,679
-Hey, what's up, Ryan?
-Jesus, what happened to you?

854
01:10:20,888 --> 01:10:23,391
Just living life, my man.

855
01:10:23,599 --> 01:10:25,559
Mina, how are you?

856
01:10:25,767 --> 01:10:27,686
Okay. Just a little nervous.

857
01:10:27,895 --> 01:10:30,189
But you're a little temptress,
though, aren't you?

858
01:10:37,571 --> 01:10:39,281
Hey, buddy. How you doing?

859
01:10:39,489 --> 01:10:42,492
Hey. Thanks a lot,
thanks a lot.

860
01:11:06,683 --> 01:11:09,060
Hey, there's the big daddy.

861
01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:11,897
Matthew, what has been
going on with you?

862
01:11:12,064 --> 01:11:13,774
Some serious shit.

863
01:11:14,066 --> 01:11:16,860
But, Jesus, man,
it's good to see you.

864
01:11:17,194 --> 01:11:19,488
Will you excuse us, please?

865
01:11:21,198 --> 01:11:22,491
Oh, my God.
Am I blowing it?

866
01:11:22,699 --> 01:11:24,492
Just try and control yourself.

867
01:11:24,660 --> 01:11:27,997
-Just breathe, okay?
-All right.

868
01:11:32,876 --> 01:11:35,379
I have learned a lot
from my teachers.

869
01:11:36,463 --> 01:11:39,883
But my best teacher
has always been my mother...

870
01:11:40,092 --> 01:11:42,761
...a woman who worked three
jobs trying to support me...

871
01:11:45,389 --> 01:11:48,267
I will never forget the day
she said to me:

872
01:11:51,562 --> 01:11:54,273
And that is why I have always
tried to answer the call...

873
01:11:54,481 --> 01:11:56,191
...of the great
John F. Kennedy...

874
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,987
...who urged us to
"Ask not what your country"--

875
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:11,499
Let's see here....

876
01:12:11,665 --> 01:12:13,876
I can't speak a
foreign language...

877
01:12:14,084 --> 01:12:15,377
...so that's out.

878
01:12:15,669 --> 01:12:19,464
And I-- I certainly
can't quote J.F.K. now...

879
01:12:19,673 --> 01:12:22,176
...can I, Ryan? You know what?

880
01:12:22,467 --> 01:12:25,470
It's funny, I have this whole
speech prepared...

881
01:12:25,679 --> 01:12:28,182
...and I've been
practicing for weeks...

882
01:12:28,473 --> 01:12:30,266
...but you know what?

883
01:12:30,475 --> 01:12:31,977
I'm just gonna go with it.

884
01:12:35,063 --> 01:12:37,691
Moral fiber.

885
01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:40,486
So, what is moral fiber?
I mean....

886
01:12:40,694 --> 01:12:44,072
It's funny, I used to think
it was always telling the truth...

887
01:12:44,281 --> 01:12:45,866
...doing good deeds.

888
01:12:46,074 --> 01:12:48,493
You know, basically
being a fucking Boy Scout.

889
01:12:50,370 --> 01:12:52,664
But lately, I've been seeing
it differently.

890
01:12:54,166 --> 01:12:56,085
Now I think that moral
fiber's about...

891
01:12:56,293 --> 01:12:58,587
...finding that one thing
you really care about.

892
01:12:59,796 --> 01:13:01,298
That one special thing
that means more...

893
01:13:01,381 --> 01:13:03,758
...to you than anything
else in the world.

894
01:13:05,594 --> 01:13:06,887
And when you find her...

895
01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:11,392
...you fight for her.
You risk it all.

896
01:13:11,975 --> 01:13:15,770
...your future, your life...

897
01:13:11,975 --> 01:13:15,770
You put her in front of
everything...

898
01:13:15,979 --> 01:13:17,564
...all of it.

899
01:13:18,482 --> 01:13:22,194
And maybe the stuff you do
to help her isn't so clean.

900
01:13:22,861 --> 01:13:24,571
You know what?
It doesn't matter.

901
01:13:26,865 --> 01:13:28,992
Because in your
heart you know...

902
01:13:29,868 --> 01:13:31,870
...that the juice
is worth the squeeze.

903
01:13:34,498 --> 01:13:36,792
That's what moral
fiber's all about.

904
01:14:00,482 --> 01:14:03,276
First, I'd just like to commend
the candidates on...

905
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:05,571
...their impressive remarks.

906
01:14:06,697 --> 01:14:09,867
This year was a
very tough decision.

907
01:14:10,284 --> 01:14:14,580
And as much as we'd love to give
you all scholarships, we can't.

908
01:14:14,997 --> 01:14:18,292
And so I am proud to announce
the winner...

909
01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:20,585
...of this year's
Sheridan scholarship:

910
01:14:25,966 --> 01:14:28,677
Ryan Winger.

911
01:15:09,468 --> 01:15:11,261
Oh, God, what happened?

912
01:15:12,387 --> 01:15:14,097
Yeah, I slipped.

913
01:15:14,264 --> 01:15:16,892
Listen, Jeannie,
Samnang's coming on Monday.

914
01:15:17,059 --> 01:15:19,478
-I know. How exciting.
-Yeah.

915
01:15:19,686 --> 01:15:21,688
So I'm gonna need
to close out the account.

916
01:15:21,897 --> 01:15:23,482
What do you mean?

917
01:15:23,690 --> 01:15:26,193
I mean I'm gonna need
to close out the account.

918
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:29,196
-But it's already closed.
-What are you talking about?

919
01:15:29,488 --> 01:15:32,366
Your teacher came by yesterday
and cleared out the account.

920
01:15:32,574 --> 01:15:33,867
Who? What-- What teacher?

921
01:15:34,159 --> 01:15:35,786
Your student advisor.
Mr. Salinger.

922
01:15:35,869 --> 01:15:37,788
The one you were
with the other day.

923
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:41,375
Mr. Salinger? What are you--?

924
01:15:51,260 --> 01:15:53,471
Cambodia

925
01:15:53,762 --> 01:15:56,265
Samnang, what's wrong, my son?

926
01:15:56,682 --> 01:15:58,767
That Matthew Kidman.

927
01:15:58,976 --> 01:16:04,064
He fucked me, Mom.
He fucked me so bad.

928
01:16:04,273 --> 01:16:05,900
Son of a bitch.

929
01:16:09,194 --> 01:16:10,487
Oh, my God.

930
01:16:10,988 --> 01:16:12,573
-What's wrong?
-Jeannie...

931
01:16:13,574 --> 01:16:15,284
...didn't you ask
for ID or anything?

932
01:16:16,368 --> 01:16:19,288
You said he was
your student advisor.

933
01:16:19,371 --> 01:16:20,664
Oh, my God.

934
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,294
-Jeannie, where are you going?
-To get the manager.

935
01:16:25,586 --> 01:16:27,088
No, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.

936
01:16:28,088 --> 01:16:29,381
Matthew, what's going on?

937
01:16:29,882 --> 01:16:31,592
Look...

938
01:16:32,384 --> 01:16:34,469
...that guy wasn't
my student advisor.

939
01:16:35,762 --> 01:16:38,765
No, I know, I know.
I can get the money back.

940
01:16:38,974 --> 01:16:42,686
We just need to keep this
between me and you for now, okay?

941
01:16:43,270 --> 01:16:46,482
That's a great blouse, by the way.
Have you lost weight?

942
01:16:46,773 --> 01:16:48,566
No? No, wait, wait.

943
01:16:49,776 --> 01:16:50,986
Jeannie.

944
01:16:52,571 --> 01:16:55,491
You think about this.
This is your fault too. Right?

945
01:16:55,782 --> 01:16:58,285
You didn't ask for ID.
You didn't do anything.

946
01:16:58,493 --> 01:17:00,495
And I saw you flirting
with him too...

947
01:17:00,579 --> 01:17:01,663
...all right?
So unprofessional.

948
01:17:01,872 --> 01:17:03,791
You'll lose your job
over this.

949
01:17:03,874 --> 01:17:05,167
Don't threaten me,
you little shit.

950
01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:07,294
I could give a fuck about you
and your rice boy.

951
01:17:07,377 --> 01:17:08,795
I'm not getting fired.

952
01:17:08,962 --> 01:17:11,882
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
Just-- Please, I....

953
01:17:12,090 --> 01:17:14,259
Just-- No one can ever
find out about this.

954
01:17:14,468 --> 01:17:17,262
If this gets out, I'll be expelled.
My life will be over.

955
01:17:17,471 --> 01:17:19,264
If that money isn't
back by Monday...

956
01:17:19,389 --> 01:17:21,391
...I wouldn't worry about
being expelled.

957
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,185
I'd worry about going to jail.

958
01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:26,981
-Jeannie....
-Hi, Jeannie.

959
01:17:27,189 --> 01:17:28,982
Hi, Martin.

960
01:17:38,659 --> 01:17:39,994
BANK MANAGER

961
01:17:57,469 --> 01:17:59,471
Matthew, what's wrong?

962
01:17:59,763 --> 01:18:03,392
Matt, is there something
you want to talk about?

963
01:18:03,976 --> 01:18:06,687
Matthew, honey, what is it?

964
01:18:13,569 --> 01:18:16,697
-Hi.
-Come here.

965
01:18:24,079 --> 01:18:26,290
I'm in so much trouble.

966
01:18:38,969 --> 01:18:42,097
I can't believe
we're even thinking about this.

967
01:18:45,058 --> 01:18:47,894
Well, if you need that kind
of money by Monday....

968
01:18:48,687 --> 01:18:50,189
Yeah-- What are we doing?

969
01:18:50,272 --> 01:18:52,065
I mean, I can't get you
involved in this.

970
01:18:52,399 --> 01:18:54,192
I want to do it.

971
01:18:54,568 --> 01:18:56,195
Why?

972
01:18:58,197 --> 01:19:00,199
Moral fiber.

973
01:19:02,284 --> 01:19:02,785
I'm in.

974
01:19:02,868 --> 01:19:04,661
You haven't heard
the whole plan yet.

975
01:19:04,870 --> 01:19:06,163
Doesn't matter.

976
01:19:06,371 --> 01:19:08,290
Fuck film school.

977
01:19:08,498 --> 01:19:12,085
This is gonna be huge.
This is gonna be my calling card.

978
01:19:13,670 --> 01:19:15,589
-No.
-Klitzy....

979
01:19:15,797 --> 01:19:17,590
-No way.
-Klitz...

980
01:19:17,799 --> 01:19:20,677
...you know I wouldn't ask for
this unless I really needed it.

981
01:19:20,969 --> 01:19:23,388
Matt believe me,
I want to help you, but-- No.

982
01:19:23,597 --> 01:19:25,682
-We'll get expelled and--
-Klitz, shut up.

983
01:19:25,891 --> 01:19:28,185
Do me a favor, okay?

984
01:19:28,393 --> 01:19:31,897
Take a look at us, okay?
Take a good look at us.

985
01:19:32,689 --> 01:19:34,983
Do you know what we are,
the three of us?

986
01:19:37,861 --> 01:19:42,074
-What?
-We're a fucking tripod.

987
01:19:42,282 --> 01:19:44,493
-A tripod?
-Yeah.

988
01:19:44,660 --> 01:19:46,495
And you know what that means?

989
01:19:46,662 --> 01:19:50,374
That means that if you kick out
one of our legs, then we all fall.

990
01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:53,961
Come on, baby.

991
01:19:58,882 --> 01:20:00,675
Fuck.

992
01:20:02,469 --> 01:20:04,388
I know it was you, Klitzy.

993
01:20:07,474 --> 01:20:09,977
-Where is she?
-Oh, there they are. Hey.

994
01:20:12,187 --> 01:20:13,980
-Hey!
-Hi, Danielle.

995
01:20:15,774 --> 01:20:17,693
Hi.

996
01:20:17,860 --> 01:20:19,695
-Hey, let's get our luggage!
-Yeah.

997
01:20:19,862 --> 01:20:21,572
-Yeah!
-All right?

998
01:20:21,989 --> 01:20:23,991
-I'll be there in a minute.
-Okay!

999
01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:47,681
So if I pull this off,
I get the 25 grand on Sunday?

1000
01:20:47,890 --> 01:20:51,560
Kid, you pull this off I'll
take care of your little Samsung.

1001
01:20:51,685 --> 01:20:52,769
Samnang.

1002
01:20:52,978 --> 01:20:54,271
Whatever.

1003
01:20:54,479 --> 01:20:56,189
Have a nice prom, kid.

1004
01:20:59,776 --> 01:21:02,988
-All right, minions, over here.
-Good luck.

1005
01:21:13,790 --> 01:21:15,583
Relax, relax.

1006
01:21:15,792 --> 01:21:17,794
You know what?
Go wait in the car. Go.

1007
01:21:22,799 --> 01:21:24,384
Jesus.

1008
01:21:27,179 --> 01:21:30,766
Gentlemen, these are your
prom dates, April and Ferrari.

1009
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:35,687
Ladies, we have Eli and Klitz.

1010
01:21:36,563 --> 01:21:38,065
Your name is Klitz?

1011
01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:40,568
With a K.

1012
01:21:40,859 --> 01:21:44,780
Okay, get a two-shot. Minions.
All right, guys, get closer.

1013
01:21:44,988 --> 01:21:48,575
Yeah, that's right. Show me
the love. Oh, feel it. Feel it!

1014
01:21:48,867 --> 01:21:50,494
-Nice.
-Eli?

1015
01:21:50,786 --> 01:21:52,997
Do those girls go to
your school?

1016
01:21:53,664 --> 01:21:55,166
Actually, no.

1017
01:21:55,499 --> 01:21:56,875
Mrs. Kidman...

1018
01:21:57,084 --> 01:22:01,297
-...they're porn stars.
-Oh, yeah, right.

1019
01:22:16,687 --> 01:22:18,564
You look....

1020
01:22:19,398 --> 01:22:20,900
You-- You look really nice.

1021
01:22:21,775 --> 01:22:23,277
Thanks.

1022
01:22:23,485 --> 01:22:25,862
You really do, hon.
You look so beautiful.

1023
01:22:26,196 --> 01:22:27,489
Really?

1024
01:22:27,698 --> 01:22:29,074
Thanks.

1025
01:22:47,968 --> 01:22:49,595
WELCOME
TO THE SENIOR PROM

1026
01:23:17,873 --> 01:23:19,375
What are all these cameras for?

1027
01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:22,085
For video yearbook.

1028
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:49,864
So, what should we do?
Should we start setting up?

1029
01:23:50,197 --> 01:23:52,866
Yeah, look, we just gotta
keep this low-key, okay?

1030
01:23:53,075 --> 01:23:54,368
Okay. What are you gonna do?

1031
01:23:56,286 --> 01:23:57,871
I'm gonna get our actors.

1032
01:24:00,999 --> 01:24:04,085
-Dude, make sure they can act.
-Yeah, all right.

1033
01:24:04,294 --> 01:24:07,672
-Just get out of here, okay?
-Hey, I got this taken care of.

1034
01:24:07,881 --> 01:24:10,884
You just show this little lady
a good time tonight, all right?

1035
01:24:11,093 --> 01:24:13,596
-Minions, let's move.
-Wait. So, what are we doing?

1036
01:24:13,762 --> 01:24:15,097
Relax, relax.

1037
01:24:20,060 --> 01:24:22,062
Come on, play it cool,
play it cool.

1038
01:24:37,369 --> 01:24:39,288
Look, they're coming to you.

1039
01:24:40,289 --> 01:24:41,582
I, Matt.

1040
01:24:41,790 --> 01:24:43,792
-What's up?
-What's up?

1041
01:24:44,376 --> 01:24:48,088
-Can we talk to you for a second?
-Dude, I'm with my girl here.

1042
01:24:49,173 --> 01:24:51,175
-Sorry, man.
-Should we come back?

1043
01:24:51,383 --> 01:24:53,677
No, I'll leave you guys alone.

1044
01:25:07,065 --> 01:25:07,774
What's up?

1045
01:25:07,900 --> 01:25:09,777
Hey, man, what's up
with those girls?

1046
01:25:10,068 --> 01:25:13,697
-What about them?
-Are they, like...?

1047
01:25:14,865 --> 01:25:16,200
Are they porn stars?

1048
01:25:17,075 --> 01:25:19,494
-Yeah.
-Shit.

1049
01:25:20,787 --> 01:25:22,497
I knew I recognized them.
I knew it.

1050
01:25:23,665 --> 01:25:25,667
-Can we meet them?
-Yeah.

1051
01:25:28,962 --> 01:25:31,465
How'd you boys
like to be in a movie?

1052
01:25:31,673 --> 01:25:33,466
-What are these?
-Your scripts.

1053
01:25:33,675 --> 01:25:35,468
Sign the release
form at the top.

1054
01:25:35,677 --> 01:25:37,971
Come on, you guys, wait up!

1055
01:25:41,099 --> 01:25:42,267
PHOTO RELEASE

1056
01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:47,773
Are these our actors?

1057
01:25:48,565 --> 01:25:50,567
Just these two.

1058
01:25:50,776 --> 01:25:52,695
What about me, dude?

1059
01:25:52,861 --> 01:25:56,573
Sorry, bro.
Party's all full.

1060
01:25:58,367 --> 01:25:59,869
Gentlemen.

1061
01:26:04,373 --> 01:26:08,168
As an artist, I want it
to come from a truthful place.

1062
01:26:09,086 --> 01:26:11,964
Holy shit.

1063
01:26:14,967 --> 01:26:17,678
-Ferrari. Ferrari. Focus. Listen.
-Oh, okay.

1064
01:26:17,886 --> 01:26:19,971
-Are we...?
-No, I can do this. Don't worry.

1065
01:26:20,180 --> 01:26:22,182
Think Meryl Streep,
Sophie's Choice.

1066
01:26:31,692 --> 01:26:32,985
Hey.

1067
01:26:33,193 --> 01:26:34,695
Hey.

1068
01:26:39,867 --> 01:26:42,370
Next location! Come on, move!

1069
01:26:42,578 --> 01:26:45,164
Move, move, move! Let's go!

1070
01:26:51,962 --> 01:26:53,964
-I gotta be in this.
-Shut up. Take this.

1071
01:27:10,063 --> 01:27:12,065
Oh, come on! Take the pain!

1072
01:27:12,274 --> 01:27:13,776
Take the pain!
Get up. Come on!

1073
01:27:17,571 --> 01:27:19,198
May I have a word with you?

1074
01:27:20,866 --> 01:27:23,369
-What's up?
-I found this in the hallway.

1075
01:27:24,077 --> 01:27:25,370
Do you know what this is?

1076
01:27:26,079 --> 01:27:27,289
No, what is it?

1077
01:27:27,372 --> 01:27:29,791
Looks like a release
form for something.

1078
01:27:30,876 --> 01:27:32,669
Yeah, I don't
know what it is.

1079
01:27:34,963 --> 01:27:36,882
Have a good night.

1080
01:27:55,067 --> 01:27:56,569
You're strong.

1081
01:27:56,777 --> 01:27:58,279
You're firm.

1082
01:27:58,487 --> 01:28:00,781
But you have a secret.

1083
01:28:00,989 --> 01:28:02,991
Show that to me.

1084
01:28:16,463 --> 01:28:18,382
Thank you.

1085
01:28:18,882 --> 01:28:20,759
For what?

1086
01:28:21,176 --> 01:28:23,178
I never went to prom.

1087
01:28:45,075 --> 01:28:47,077
Excuse me, sir?

1088
01:28:47,661 --> 01:28:49,079
We have a problem.

1089
01:28:51,665 --> 01:28:53,959
-What's wrong?
-Derek didn't work out.

1090
01:28:54,376 --> 01:28:56,670
-What happened?
-Let's just say he wasn't strong...

1091
01:28:56,962 --> 01:28:58,672
...or firm.

1092
01:28:58,881 --> 01:29:00,966
Guys, I can't work like this.

1093
01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:03,385
Okay, relax.
We'll just get somebody else.

1094
01:29:03,594 --> 01:29:04,261
There is nobody else.

1095
01:29:04,386 --> 01:29:06,680
I thought everyone's
dying to be in this.

1096
01:29:06,889 --> 01:29:09,100
Not this scene.

1097
01:29:11,476 --> 01:29:12,769
All right.

1098
01:29:12,978 --> 01:29:15,189
This is the key scene.

1099
01:29:15,397 --> 01:29:18,483
If we don't get this,
Hugo's not gonna buy it.

1100
01:29:19,193 --> 01:29:21,696
Yeah, well, somebody's
gotta step up.

1101
01:29:21,862 --> 01:29:24,782
-Why are you looking at me?
-Because you're doing it.

1102
01:29:24,990 --> 01:29:27,284
Whoa, whoa,
Mr. I-Just-Wanna-Bang-Hot-Chicks.

1103
01:29:27,492 --> 01:29:29,661
Here's your first chance.

1104
01:29:30,162 --> 01:29:32,081
Klitz, I can't act
and direct, okay?

1105
01:29:32,289 --> 01:29:33,665
Oh, okay, fine. I'll direct.

1106
01:29:33,874 --> 01:29:35,459
-You're a director now?
-Yeah, I am.

1107
01:29:35,667 --> 01:29:37,586
Okay, Spielberg,
what lens will you use?

1108
01:29:37,794 --> 01:29:39,170
-It's a video camera.
-So?

1109
01:29:39,463 --> 01:29:42,174
Dude, you don't need to change
the lens on a video camera.

1110
01:29:42,382 --> 01:29:45,385
You know what? Take this camera
and shove it up your ass!

1111
01:29:45,594 --> 01:29:47,262
I'll do it.

1112
01:29:49,973 --> 01:29:51,600
I'll do it.

1113
01:29:52,559 --> 01:29:54,895
You guys have been great,
but this is my mess.

1114
01:29:55,062 --> 01:29:56,981
-I'll clean it up.
-Matt. Matt.

1115
01:29:57,189 --> 01:29:59,692
Your face is gonna be in this.
Think about that.

1116
01:30:32,474 --> 01:30:35,394
-Come here, baby.
-Let's....

1117
01:30:36,270 --> 01:30:38,063
Picture's up, people.

1118
01:30:50,868 --> 01:30:52,286
Are you ready, hon?

1119
01:30:52,494 --> 01:30:53,787
Yeah.

1120
01:30:53,996 --> 01:30:55,789
Okay, let's do this.

1121
01:31:04,089 --> 01:31:05,882
And...

1122
01:31:06,175 --> 01:31:07,593
...action.

1123
01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:13,682
What the hell
is going on in here?

1124
01:31:17,060 --> 01:31:19,062
-Nobody move!
-Oh, shit.

1125
01:31:19,271 --> 01:31:21,064
Who is in charge of this?

1126
01:31:22,691 --> 01:31:24,484
I asked you people
a question!

1127
01:31:24,693 --> 01:31:26,695
Who is in charge here?

1128
01:31:40,667 --> 01:31:42,169
Fuck it.

1129
01:32:12,699 --> 01:32:15,368
All right, everybody,
take five.

1130
01:32:16,495 --> 01:32:17,788
What's wrong?

1131
01:32:17,996 --> 01:32:19,664
I can't do this.

1132
01:32:19,873 --> 01:32:21,500
What happened?

1133
01:32:33,470 --> 01:32:35,597
What are you gonna do?

1134
01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:40,185
I don't know.
Doesn't matter.

1135
01:32:44,273 --> 01:32:46,192
No.

1136
01:32:46,400 --> 01:32:48,068
I'll do it.

1137
01:32:48,694 --> 01:32:50,362
Klitz, it's cool.
You don't have to-

1138
01:32:50,487 --> 01:32:51,863
No, no, I'm doing it.

1139
01:32:52,990 --> 01:32:54,575
Why?

1140
01:32:55,367 --> 01:32:57,494
Because we're
a fucking tripod.

1141
01:32:58,871 --> 01:33:01,874
All right, here we go, people.
Picture's up.

1142
01:33:03,292 --> 01:33:06,295
Listen, I know this
is unprofessional...

1143
01:33:06,461 --> 01:33:08,588
...but I think
you're really cute.

1144
01:33:08,797 --> 01:33:10,382
Yeah, right.

1145
01:33:11,383 --> 01:33:13,385
I'm serious.

1146
01:33:14,178 --> 01:33:15,680
Really cute.

1147
01:33:16,471 --> 01:33:17,764
How we doing, Klitzy?

1148
01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:21,060
Fucking great, man.

1149
01:33:21,268 --> 01:33:22,561
Let's do this.

1150
01:33:22,978 --> 01:33:25,063
And action!

1151
01:34:15,864 --> 01:34:17,491
See you guys.

1152
01:34:19,868 --> 01:34:21,870
Good night, guys.

1153
01:34:27,084 --> 01:34:28,586
So...

1154
01:34:28,794 --> 01:34:31,380
...what's the craziest thing
you've done lately?

1155
01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:49,082
-Hello?
-We're dead.

1156
01:35:49,291 --> 01:35:51,585
-Eli?
-Dude, the tape's not here.

1157
01:35:51,793 --> 01:35:53,086
-I can't find it.
-What?

1158
01:35:53,295 --> 01:35:56,465
Dude, I'm not kidding, okay?
I've looked everywhere, okay?

1159
01:35:56,798 --> 01:35:57,590
All right,
calm down.

1160
01:35:57,674 --> 01:35:59,593
No, dude, you calm down!
It's gone!

1161
01:35:59,760 --> 01:36:02,471
-What do you mean it's gone?
-I mean it's freaking gone.

1162
01:36:02,971 --> 01:36:04,764
Somebody stole it!

1163
01:36:04,973 --> 01:36:06,266
Jesus Christ!

1164
01:36:06,391 --> 01:36:07,893
Matthew, could you
come in here?

1165
01:36:13,690 --> 01:36:15,775
This is Mr. Simon.

1166
01:36:17,778 --> 01:36:20,864
He says he has something
very important to discuss with us.

1167
01:36:25,077 --> 01:36:26,370
Why don't you sit down.

1168
01:36:30,082 --> 01:36:32,293
Actually, if you don't mind...

1169
01:36:32,459 --> 01:36:34,795
...may I have a word
with the boy alone first?

1170
01:36:36,380 --> 01:36:37,965
Sure.

1171
01:36:46,974 --> 01:36:48,184
So how was prom?

1172
01:36:51,186 --> 01:36:52,979
-That's mine.
-You know, we were fine.

1173
01:36:53,188 --> 01:36:56,274
But now you go and do this?
This was my idea.

1174
01:36:56,483 --> 01:36:58,276
Now I'm really gonna
fuck your shit up.

1175
01:36:59,361 --> 01:37:00,988
I'm gonna need that back.

1176
01:37:04,700 --> 01:37:06,076
Take it from me.

1177
01:37:09,663 --> 01:37:11,582
Yeah...

1178
01:37:11,790 --> 01:37:13,792
...what are you gonna do?

1179
01:37:15,794 --> 01:37:17,170
I don't have to do anything.

1180
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:19,673
Hugo Posh will.

1181
01:37:19,882 --> 01:37:22,760
Yeah, he's my partner
on this, 50-50.

1182
01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:26,263
So could I please
have my tape back?

1183
01:37:26,471 --> 01:37:28,264
Fuck you!

1184
01:37:29,391 --> 01:37:31,894
Fuck you.
I'm taking your half then.

1185
01:37:32,060 --> 01:37:35,689
No. That money's going to Samnang.
The money you stole from him.

1186
01:37:35,898 --> 01:37:39,276
You say that like I care.
I don't give a shit.

1187
01:37:39,484 --> 01:37:41,277
You're giving me your half.

1188
01:37:41,778 --> 01:37:43,863
And if I don't?

1189
01:37:44,573 --> 01:37:45,866
Showtime.

1190
01:37:52,372 --> 01:37:54,958
-Okay.
-"Okay," what?

1191
01:37:56,585 --> 01:37:58,378
Show them the tape.

1192
01:37:58,670 --> 01:38:00,380
I'm not fucking around.

1193
01:38:01,965 --> 01:38:03,967
I just don't care anymore.

1194
01:38:05,886 --> 01:38:07,388
This...

1195
01:38:07,596 --> 01:38:10,182
...is gonna be interesting.

1196
01:38:14,061 --> 01:38:16,564
Dan, Marci, Mr. Salinger...

1197
01:38:16,772 --> 01:38:19,900
...would you mind joining me
in the living room for a second?

1198
01:38:20,067 --> 01:38:21,569
Great.

1199
01:38:28,992 --> 01:38:32,579
Matthew, is there anything you want
to say before we watch this?

1200
01:38:36,500 --> 01:38:38,585
Okay, then. On with the show.

1201
01:38:42,089 --> 01:38:44,174
Hello. I'm April.

1202
01:38:44,383 --> 01:38:45,968
And I'm Ferrari.

1203
01:38:46,176 --> 01:38:49,763
You may recognize us as stars of
the adult entertainment industry.

1204
01:38:50,097 --> 01:38:52,266
And today we're taking time
out to talk about...

1205
01:38:52,391 --> 01:38:54,059
...a very important subject.

1206
01:38:54,268 --> 01:38:55,770
-Sex.
-Sex.

1207
01:38:56,979 --> 01:38:59,273
Special events
such as senior prom...

1208
01:38:59,481 --> 01:39:00,565
...place added pressure
on young teens...

1209
01:39:00,774 --> 01:39:03,777
...to lose their virginity
and engage in unprotected sex.

1210
01:39:03,986 --> 01:39:06,363
I know I lost my virginity
at my senior...

1211
01:39:06,488 --> 01:39:08,365
...prom. When'd you
lose yours, April?

1212
01:39:08,574 --> 01:39:11,577
-When I was 10.
-Moving on.

1213
01:39:11,785 --> 01:39:14,288
In this video,
we'll go through.

1214
01:39:14,371 --> 01:39:15,873
...everything from kissing
to foreplay.

1215
01:39:16,081 --> 01:39:19,876
And for our finale, we'll show you
how to put a condom on properly...

1216
01:39:20,085 --> 01:39:22,296
...using a real person.

1217
01:39:22,379 --> 01:39:24,965
No cucumbers or bananas
in this video.

1218
01:39:25,174 --> 01:39:27,259
So for those of you
naughty boys...

1219
01:39:27,384 --> 01:39:29,094
...expecting to see a
raunchy porn video...

1220
01:39:29,469 --> 01:39:32,597
...you might as well
turn this off now...

1221
01:39:32,764 --> 01:39:34,474
...because you're not
gonna see sex.

1222
01:39:34,683 --> 01:39:36,185
What the fuck is this shit?

1223
01:39:36,393 --> 01:39:39,187
You're gonna see sex education.

1224
01:39:41,398 --> 01:39:42,983
The ELI EXPERIENCE
presents

1225
01:39:44,359 --> 01:39:47,571
ADULT EDUCATION
Sex Education for the 21st Century

1226
01:39:50,699 --> 01:39:52,659
This is interesting, Matthew.

1227
01:39:56,163 --> 01:39:57,498
Yeah.

1228
01:39:57,664 --> 01:40:00,083
Yeah, I think it's
a great idea.

1229
01:40:03,462 --> 01:40:06,799
Well, you remember those
sex-ed films back in our day.

1230
01:40:07,382 --> 01:40:10,677
Well, I'll tell you, if
they were anything like this...

1231
01:40:10,886 --> 01:40:13,972
...we sure would've paid
more attention, don't you think?

1232
01:40:15,682 --> 01:40:17,893
I think it's atrocious.

1233
01:40:20,896 --> 01:40:22,189
But...

1234
01:40:22,397 --> 01:40:24,190
...the hell with it.

1235
01:40:25,484 --> 01:40:27,778
The kids today
are so goddamn screwed up...

1236
01:40:27,986 --> 01:40:30,989
...maybe this is the only way
you can reach them.

1237
01:40:33,992 --> 01:40:36,286
You just might
have something here, Matthew.

1238
01:40:36,870 --> 01:40:38,663
I think it's pretty wild.

1239
01:40:39,873 --> 01:40:41,875
This could really sell,
don't you think?

1240
01:40:43,293 --> 01:40:45,462
How'd you come up
with such an idea, Matthew?

1241
01:40:46,964 --> 01:40:48,299
What can I say?

1242
01:40:49,675 --> 01:40:51,760
It's like a gift, you know?

1243
01:40:52,678 --> 01:40:54,763
It's like I can't control it.

1244
01:40:58,767 --> 01:41:00,060
We've Only.
Just Begun.

1245
01:41:03,480 --> 01:41:04,773
YEARBOOKS
TODAY!

1246
01:41:04,982 --> 01:41:08,569
Courtney Booth. I will always
remember late nights in Cabby--

1247
01:41:08,777 --> 01:41:10,570
Eric Zierdal.
I'll always remember--

1248
01:41:10,779 --> 01:41:12,072
Kurt Kilgore. I will--

1249
01:41:12,281 --> 01:41:13,282
Joseph Croft.

1250
01:41:13,490 --> 01:41:16,076
I will always remember wrestling
and the great memories we had.

1251
01:41:16,285 --> 01:41:19,371
Matthew Kidman.
I will always remember...

1252
01:41:21,874 --> 01:41:24,377
...the three legs of
the tripod.

1253
01:41:24,793 --> 01:41:28,171
I'm here with Hugo Posh,
the producer of Adult Education...

1254
01:41:28,380 --> 01:41:31,675
...the hottest-selling
sex-education video ever made...

1255
01:41:31,884 --> 01:41:34,678
...being utilized in classrooms
across the globe.

1256
01:41:34,887 --> 01:41:39,183
Hugo, you're known primarily as
a hard-core pornographer, correct?

1257
01:41:39,391 --> 01:41:40,684
My business partner.

1258
01:41:40,893 --> 01:41:42,269
Let me break it down for you

1259
01:41:42,477 --> 01:41:45,563
See, Hugo Posh isn't just tits.
He isn't just ass.

1260
01:41:46,690 --> 01:41:50,569
I mean, yes, he is those things,
but Hugo Posh is also heart.

1261
01:41:51,195 --> 01:41:52,988
What an ass-bag.

1262
01:41:53,697 --> 01:41:55,199
THE JUICE WAS
WORTH THE SQUEEZE

1263
01:41:55,699 --> 01:41:57,784
Fucking kid.

1264
01:41:57,993 --> 01:41:59,786
My student advisor.

1265
01:41:59,995 --> 01:42:01,997
All right, people.

1266
01:42:02,497 --> 01:42:03,999
Let's make some fucky-fucky.

1267
01:42:04,166 --> 01:42:06,960
Now, Hugo, you and your partner
have made millions on this.

1268
01:42:07,169 --> 01:42:08,879
So who is this silent partner?

1269
01:42:10,297 --> 01:42:13,258
Well, he prefers to remain
anonymous.

1270
01:42:20,891 --> 01:42:23,894
You better cure cancer, kid.

1271
01:42:24,061 --> 01:42:25,688
The next Einstein.

1272
01:42:26,063 --> 01:42:27,982
All right.
Yeah, next question.

1273
01:42:29,066 --> 01:42:31,193
-All right.
-Eli's calling card.

1274
01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:33,487
-How about you, buddy?
-Yeah, Mr. Brooks...

1275
01:42:33,695 --> 01:42:35,780
...why did you decide
to skip film school?

1276
01:42:35,989 --> 01:42:37,866
Don't you think you're
a little young?

1277
01:42:37,991 --> 01:42:39,284
Shut the fuck up!

1278
01:42:39,493 --> 01:42:40,995
Next question! Faster!

1279
01:42:41,161 --> 01:42:43,580
I got the tape! Can you see?
I got the tape!

1280
01:42:45,666 --> 01:42:47,585
For our finale,
I will now demonstrate...

1281
01:42:47,668 --> 01:42:48,586
...the proper technique...

1282
01:42:48,794 --> 01:42:50,379
...for putting a condom
on the real thing.

1283
01:42:50,462 --> 01:42:52,297
Is my volunteer ready?

1284
01:42:52,464 --> 01:42:54,299
Klitz's big debut.

1285
01:42:54,591 --> 01:42:56,468
Shut up, shut up!
Here he is, here he is.

1286
01:43:04,059 --> 01:43:06,770
Jesus, look at that guy.

1287
01:43:07,563 --> 01:43:10,399
He is huge.

1288
01:43:15,070 --> 01:43:18,365
My own scholarship
to Georgetown.

1289
01:43:23,078 --> 01:43:25,664
And of course,
I'll never forget...

1290
01:43:25,873 --> 01:43:27,166
...the girl next door.

1291
01:43:35,174 --> 01:43:37,259
As for me...

1292
01:43:38,093 --> 01:43:40,470
...I'm just going with it.