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  1. Mar 07 22:04:54 * Denton sets mode -r on Denton
  2. Mar 07 22:04:54 * You are now known as Phocks_Mauldurr
  3. Mar 07 22:05:53 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Classic X-COM. Superhuman difficulty. We're placing #Pillowing in Brazil!
  4. Mar 07 22:07:10 <Katyusha> Huehuehue.
  5. Mar 07 22:07:27 <UdzMobile> Sweet Jesus
  6. Mar 07 22:12:14 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Blew 3 mil on additional personnel, weapons, and rooms. The remaining mil will be for future soldiers.
  7. Mar 07 22:13:56 <Phocks_Mauldurr> All requested supplies have arrived. Naming will begin.
  8. Mar 07 22:14:13 <Panzerhexen> ;_;7 Good night pillowing, may you survive until the internets return to me
  9. Mar 07 22:14:28 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Godspeed, Panzer
  10. Mar 07 22:14:41 * Panzerhexen has quit ()
  11. Mar 07 22:16:42 <UdzMobile> Bai Panzer ;_;
  12. Mar 07 22:21:47 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Meet the last bastion of Humanity: Deculture, Pillows, Udz, Ziodyne, Denton, Artemi, Miyori, Tryph, Israelhexen, Spymaster Purple (-Ping-), Mai Ikari, AFaceInTheCrowd, Kiri Chan, Sleepy, DragoonExMachina, Regris, Panzerhexen, and Katyusha. More will be added until I've extinquished #Pillowing. Then it'll be Game Over.
  13. Mar 07 22:23:13 <AFaceInTheCrowd> i'm impressed that my nick actually fits in the string field
  14. Mar 07 22:23:40 <Phocks_Mauldurr> With spaces I bet it'll be too much.
  15. Mar 07 22:25:38 <Katyusha> We're doomed.
  16. Mar 07 22:25:48 <Chidorita> FUCK THE ALIUMS
  17. Mar 07 22:25:49 <Katyusha> If we're mankind's last hope
  18. Mar 07 22:25:50 <Chidorita> FUCK THE POLICE
  19. Mar 07 22:25:50 <Katyusha> :x
  20. Mar 07 22:25:56 <Chidorita> SET FIRE TO THEIR PLANETS
  21. Mar 07 22:26:06 <Chidorita> SET FIRE TO OUR PLANET, THEY CAN'T TAKE IT IF IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE
  22. Mar 07 22:26:12 <Chidorita> THAT'S HOW HUMANS THINK ASSHOLES
  23. Mar 07 22:26:28 <Phocks_Mauldurr> We're in a bad defensible position in Brazil. They can come from all three hangers and hedge us in the middle. We have only rifles and a rocket launcher. We're researching the Lasers. We have no missile defense room.
  24. Mar 07 22:26:33 * Kiri-n ([email protected]) has joined
  25. Mar 07 22:27:24 <Phocks_Mauldurr> I see Purple is our resident preacher. She'll be whipping the soldiers on the Skyranger into a fighting rage by the time they arrive to any UFO sight.
  26. Mar 07 22:27:53 <Rynex> Then she gets MC'd and grenades everyone from the back of the plane
  27. Mar 07 22:28:05 <Chidorita> I'm looking forward to that part.
  28. Mar 07 22:28:18 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Not enough room on skyranger for grenades
  29. Mar 07 22:28:24 <Phocks_Mauldurr> She will throw Electroflares at people!
  30. Mar 07 22:29:18 <Phocks_Mauldurr> 10 days in, and the first UFO is seen. Intercepter is sent to deal with this First Contact
  31. Mar 07 22:29:52 <Phocks_Mauldurr> And it lands. Skyranger, go!
  32. Mar 07 22:31:49 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Oh god, Sleepy has the rocket launcher. Earlier today the game saw he never got a gun. This is a bad omen.
  33. Mar 07 22:32:05 <UdzMobile> Dohohoho
  34. Mar 07 22:33:09 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Oh god
  35. Mar 07 22:33:13 <Phocks_Mauldurr> We land RIGHT OUTSIDE THE ENTRANCE
  36. Mar 07 22:35:12 <UdzMobile> Oh boy oh boy
  37. Mar 07 22:40:16 <Phocks_Mauldurr> First turn: Pillows stpes out to look around, throws an electroflare at the UFO and illuminates an alien with its back to us. She and Deculture shot at it, then Udz delivered the killing blow. Skyranger's unloaded except for Kiri-chan and Sleepy. Everyone's spreading out but ultimately going for the UFO.
  38. Mar 07 22:40:59 <UdzMobile> Booyah, kill stolen
  39. Mar 07 22:41:09 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien Turn: HIDDEN MOVEMENT
  40. Mar 07 22:44:30 * deculture has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  41. Mar 07 22:46:12 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Second Turn: Further investigating of the surroundings. Denton finds an alien, trades fire with it then finds cover. Everyone flees from the Skyranger while Mai Ikari, Israelhexen, Spymaster Purple, and Udz flank the entrance.
  42. Mar 07 22:47:54 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien Turn: Field Alien shoots Sleepy in the back. Sleepy has 11 turns to live.
  43. Mar 07 22:48:08 <UdzMobile> Oh no
  44. Mar 07 22:51:53 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Third Turn: Israelhexen breaches the UFO, finds four aliens looking at him. Shoots off three bullets before dying. Kills one, injures another.
  45. Mar 07 22:52:16 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Sleepy fires a rocket in the UFO. All are dead.
  46. Mar 07 22:56:03 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Further spreading out. Denton kills Field Alien. Artemi and Ziodyne die from ambushing Alien. Spymaster Purple one shots ambushing alien.
  47. Mar 07 22:57:35 <Phocks_Mauldurr> End of Mission. Rating: OK. Aliens killed: 7. Recovered: 5. X-COM Operatives Killed: 3. Israelhexen, Ziodyne, and Artemi died way before their times. Sleepy gets to live another day.
  48. Mar 07 22:57:50 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Udz, Denton, and Sleepy are all Sergeants.
  49. Mar 07 22:58:26 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Not a bad first mission. Wish I didn't lose all of them. The payout wasn't worth those lives.
  50. Mar 07 23:02:12 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Sleepy's on medical leave for nearly a month (28 days). Dragoon, Regris, Panzer, and Katyusha all now enter the Skyranger's loadout.
  51. Mar 07 23:02:41 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Go for Heavy Plasma, #Pillowing?
  52. Mar 07 23:03:01 <UdzMobile> Yes
  53. Mar 07 23:05:07 * Tarot-chan ([email protected]) has joined
  54. Mar 07 23:05:08 <Kiri-Lap> Welcome back our lovely Tarot-chan.
  55. Mar 07 23:05:08 * Kiri-Lap botpets Tarot-chan
  56. Mar 07 23:05:24 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Laser Rifle abandoned. Heavy Plasma gun & clip are green
  57. Mar 07 23:05:30 <Tarot-chan> blaaaa pillowing
  58. Mar 07 23:07:47 <Phocks_Mauldurr> A week after the last UFO another is seen. Interceptor and skyranger both are sent out.
  59. Mar 07 23:09:30 <UdzMobile> Sangoos
  60. Mar 07 23:09:32 <UdzMobile> Wait
  61. Mar 07 23:09:55 <UdzMobile> Plasma instead of lasers? No no no
  62. Mar 07 23:10:24 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Katyusha has the rocket launcher on this mission. Keep a close on his loyalties.
  63. Mar 07 23:10:32 <Phocks_Mauldurr> I'll fix that after this mission.
  64. Mar 07 23:11:15 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Prologue: Mountain terrian. Day mission. Landed right at the crashed UFO.
  65. Mar 07 23:11:39 <Phocks_Mauldurr> No aliens in sight.
  66. Mar 07 23:12:07 <Katyusha> [14:04] <%Phocks_Mauldurr> Katyusha has the rocket launcher on this mission. Keep a close on his loyalties. <-- :D
  67. Mar 07 23:15:08 <Tarot-chan> so I am reminded today angry birds star wars is a thing
  68. Mar 07 23:15:18 <Tarot-chan> I remember why I hate this gay earth a bit more
  69. Mar 07 23:17:37 <UdzMobile> But why do you hate a happy world?
  70. Mar 07 23:18:23 <Phocks_Mauldurr> First turn: Deculture steps out, and finds two aliens at 12 o clock. Pillows comes out and the two take out an alien each. Denton steps out and attempts to kill an alien (and profoundly disappointing me). Tryph, Udz, and Miyori joined in until Miyori bagged the alien. Spymaster Purple attempts to get off the skyranger but is demanding the TU-disadvantaged Deculture to move out of her way.
  71. Mar 07 23:19:14 <Tarot-chan> did I end up with a rookie that died horribly?
  72. Mar 07 23:19:24 <Phocks_Mauldurr> You haven't been named yet.
  73. Mar 07 23:19:33 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien turn: HIDDEN MOVEMENT. Short-ish.
  74. Mar 07 23:20:27 <Phocks_Mauldurr> So far Israelhexen, Ziodyne, Artemi are all dead, Sanguis. This is the second mission, and more will be added to that list.
  75. Mar 07 23:22:05 <Tarot-chan> heh
  76. Mar 07 23:23:28 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Second Turn: Everyone moves out. No aliens. The bulk of the #Pillowing forces move toward the entrance.
  77. Mar 07 23:23:48 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien Turn: Hidden Movement. Alien attempts to kill someone, misses horribly. Face knew all along there were aliens there.
  78. Mar 07 23:24:50 <Elea> ANCIENT ALIE- oh wait, wrong X-COM.
  79. Mar 07 23:25:27 * Rynex pets Elea
  80. Mar 07 23:25:43 <Tarot-chan> face has good instincts
  81. Mar 07 23:25:48 <Tarot-chan> hopefully he also has good reflexes
  82. Mar 07 23:30:12 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Third Turn: Panzerhexen, AFaceInTheCrowd, and Katyusha deal with the pesky alien. AFaceInTheCrowd gets on one knee, aims his rifle, and fires two shots. One hits and kills the alien. Pillow, Udz, Denton, Kiri Chan, Mai Ikari, Miyori, Spymaster Purple and Tryph get that much closer to the entrance.
  83. Mar 07 23:31:22 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien turn: HIDDEN MOVEMENT.
  84. Mar 07 23:34:10 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Fourth Turn: Pillows scouts past the entrance, sees nothing. Panzerhexen climbs higher terrian and finds nothing. Looks like the remainder of the aliens are inside the UFO. Everyone but Tryph flanks the entrance. Tryph will breach the UFO next turn.
  85. Mar 07 23:34:13 <Rynex> Hey uhh
  86. Mar 07 23:34:21 <Rynex> Miyori disappeared off the radar.
  87. Mar 07 23:34:23 <Rynex> Sup with that?
  88. Mar 07 23:34:30 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Real life took over.
  89. Mar 07 23:34:54 <Phocks_Mauldurr> She may be dead. She may be really busy or far away somewhere. Or she forgot about us.
  90. Mar 07 23:35:11 <Phocks_Mauldurr> I hope she's busy. She was a nice addition to our community.
  91. Mar 07 23:36:13 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien Turn: Hidden Movement. Panzerhexen's killed. This was my oversight.
  92. Mar 07 23:38:01 * Katyusha has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  93. Mar 07 23:39:07 * Katyusha ([email protected]) has joined
  94. Mar 07 23:39:07 <Kiri-Lap> Welcome back our wonderful Katyusha.
  95. Mar 07 23:39:07 * Kiri-Lap bothugs Katyusha
  96. Mar 07 23:40:06 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Fifth Turn: Deculture, Katyusha, and AFaceInTheCrowd all go to search and destroy the alien. Tryph enters the UFO to find two aliens. Spymaster Purple enters and kills one. Tryph and Miyori both kill the other.
  97. Mar 07 23:40:37 <Chidorita> That's my favorite kind of spying.
  98. Mar 07 23:41:19 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien Turn: Pesky Alien attempts to kill AFace but misses spectacularly. Walks up the mountain and ends. This should be the last alien.
  99. Mar 07 23:43:11 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Sixth Turn: Katyusha aims the rocket and kills the alien with one shot. Tryph and Miyori scout further into the UFO and find no one.
  100. Mar 07 23:43:58 <Phocks_Mauldurr> End of Mission. Rating: Ok. Aliens killed: 7. Recovered: 8. Operatives Killed: 1.
  101. Mar 07 23:44:04 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Panzerhexen, RIP.
  102. Mar 07 23:44:32 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Udz is now a Captain.
  103. Mar 07 23:45:14 <UdzMobile> Sweet
  104. Mar 07 23:45:17 <UdzMobile> Wait
  105. Mar 07 23:45:21 <UdzMobile> Panzer died?
  106. Mar 07 23:45:22 <UdzMobile> Sads
  107. Mar 07 23:45:26 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Very Sads
  108. Mar 07 23:45:55 <Phocks_Mauldurr> I recruited 10 new soldiers, and 5 scientists. Budget's getting tight. Will restart the Laser Project.
  109. Mar 07 23:48:08 <Phocks_Mauldurr> A very small UFO was seen 3 days after the last. Sent out an interceptor. One rocket was shot and destroyed the UFO.
  110. Mar 07 23:48:44 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Meanwhile, we can now take aliens alive now with our new Alien Containment room!
  111. Mar 07 23:48:51 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Large Radar will be finished in six days.
  112. Mar 07 23:49:10 <UdzMobile> Woot
  113. Mar 07 23:49:54 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Scientists and soldiers arrived. Laser project restarted. Heavy Plasma's going poorly with 15 scientists. Now, who haven't I shanghaied in yet.
  114. Mar 07 23:50:13 <Kiri-n> How am I doing?
  115. Mar 07 23:50:28 <Tarot-chan> I am unshanghaied so far
  116. Mar 07 23:50:49 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Still alive. 2 missions, no kills. Still a rookie.
  117. Mar 07 23:51:21 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Does Kritzinger have any alias?
  118. Mar 07 23:51:40 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Same goes for Odessa, but I think they're Kola.
  119. Mar 07 23:52:34 <UdzMobile> Kota is Odessa, yes
  120. Mar 07 23:52:41 <UdzMobile> Kritzinger is himself
  121. Mar 07 23:53:26 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Our numbers would be indefinitely bolstered if I accepted AKAs for you all. But that's cheating and unfair~
  122. Mar 07 23:54:01 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Meet the Rookies: Elea, Kola, Rynex, Sanguis, Kritzinger.
  123. Mar 07 23:54:23 <Phocks_Mauldurr> As far as I can tell, I've named everyone in. The end is in sight.
  124. Mar 07 23:56:28 <Mai_Ikari> And within 5 missions, we'll all be dead.
  125. Mar 07 23:56:44 <Phocks_Mauldurr> We're low on Interceptor bullets so I bought more. Do you, Council of #Pillowing, have any advice for me to do while we have time?
  126. Mar 07 23:57:08 <Mai_Ikari> Don't use bullets on your interceptors.
  127. Mar 07 23:57:35 <Phocks_Mauldurr> :D
  128. Mar 07 23:57:50 <Mai_Ikari> Because that's like, 5 times closer than you should ever be to a UFO. lol
  129. Mar 07 23:58:21 <Phocks_Mauldurr> It's a shame I don't have a stat changer program for XCOM. Each time we die, I add their last stats to the new clone and BAM, sooner or later god army.
  130. Mar 07 23:58:34 <Phocks_Mauldurr> So strap two missile launchers on each of them
  131. Mar 07 23:58:38 <Mai_Ikari> There's no need for one. Hex edit.
  132. Mar 07 23:59:08 <Mai_Ikari> Yes, sell cannons, missile launchers exclusively forever until... uh... plasma cannon?
  133. Mar 07 23:59:19 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Definitely not, it'll be for fun. Won't use it for this one shot, since God is Urobutcher.
  134. Mar 07 23:59:19 <Mai_Ikari> I think plasma cannon.
  135. Mar 07 23:59:43 <Mai_Ikari> Speaking of people like Urobutcher:
  136. Mar 07 23:59:48 <Mai_Ikari> "Then NG+ came around, completely recontextualized everything you did in the second half of the game and altered your interpretation of the characters. It revealed it as fundamentally a Yoko Taro game, in that like its prequel, everybody and everything was so horrible that it turned into a giant moral black hole. People say that NG+ made them cry, but I disagree. NG+ made me laugh, because
  137. Mar 07 23:59:48 <Mai_Ikari> it was so horrible that that's all there was to do."
  138. Mar 08 00:00:28 <Phocks_Mauldurr> NG+?
  139. Mar 08 00:00:39 <Mai_Ikari> New Game Plus in Nier.
  140. Mar 08 00:00:50 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Ah, Nier. He wrote that?
  141. Mar 08 00:01:09 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Interceptors rearmed. Probably should buy some missiles.
  142. Mar 08 00:01:11 <AFaceInTheCrowd> people like
  143. Mar 08 00:01:33 <Mai_Ikari> Not Urobutcher, no, but there's plenty of comparisons to be drawn between the two writers.
  144. Mar 08 00:01:37 <AFaceInTheCrowd> Neir was more depressing the more closely you looked
  145. Mar 08 00:02:11 <Mai_Ikari> And the game let you look really, really closely.
  146. Mar 08 00:02:35 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Money! I have a mil again! Moooooney
  147. Mar 08 00:02:41 <Mai_Ikari> Mooooney
  148. Mar 08 00:02:44 <Mai_Ikari> Quick, spend it all
  149. Mar 08 00:03:05 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Should I upgrade to an all Avalanche Launcher system?
  150. Mar 08 00:03:31 <Mai_Ikari> I... think so? Those are the ones with huge range?
  151. Mar 08 00:03:40 <Phocks_Mauldurr> It's only 1k more. I think they are.
  152. Mar 08 00:04:00 <Mai_Ikari> I believe I went one avalanche, one other missile on my interceptors.
  153. Mar 08 00:05:13 <Mai_Ikari> I think I mentioned before that Nier was the only game to make me like, crushingly depressed over the presumed death of an NPC I had never seen.
  154. Mar 08 00:05:28 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Oh man. I just took a look at the monthly costs and we're a pretty penny. 3.5mil to maintain our one base.
  155. Mar 08 00:06:39 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Lets downsize so I get more moneys to spend
  156. Mar 08 00:07:08 <Phocks_Mauldurr> >Sack Sleepy. "Sorry, you're just taking too long to heal."
  157. Mar 08 00:07:26 <Mai_Ikari> It was a very classic "Help, my daughter's been taken by wolves, go save her" quest. I put it on my to-do list with all the other quests in town, foolishly forgetting that this was Nier and not a normal game. After some other quests, I was like "Oh yeah, girl kidnapped by wolves, better go do that." Went to the point. No wolves, no daughter. No quest completion. This was not a glitch.
  158. Mar 08 00:08:00 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Hahah. Now that's how you do quests.
  159. Mar 08 00:09:43 <Mai_Ikari> I felt terrible for days. lol
  160. Mar 08 00:09:53 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Avalanche missiles are exspensive!
  161. Mar 08 00:10:17 <Mai_Ikari> But they pay for themselves by not getting your interceptors torn up and in repairs for weeks.
  162. Mar 08 00:10:22 <Phocks_Mauldurr> I'm also tempted to buy a tank and put Katyusha into it.
  163. Mar 08 00:10:28 <Tarot-chan> was that because you left it too long or it just wanted to make you suffer?
  164. Mar 08 00:10:28 <Tarot-chan> hehehe
  165. Mar 08 00:10:33 <Tarot-chan> do eewt
  166. Mar 08 00:10:49 <Mai_Ikari> Left it for too long.
  167. Mar 08 00:10:55 <Phocks_Mauldurr> A rocket tank
  168. Mar 08 00:10:58 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Seems appropriate
  169. Mar 08 00:11:09 <Phocks_Mauldurr> That sucker's 480000!!
  170. Mar 08 00:11:50 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Do it?
  171. Mar 08 00:12:13 <Mai_Ikari> I'm not a big believer in tanks.
  172. Mar 08 00:12:16 <Mai_Ikari> That's four whole rookies.
  173. Mar 08 00:12:51 <Phocks_Mauldurr> It'll be Katyusha!
  174. Mar 08 00:13:02 <Phocks_Mauldurr> I agree though. Want to hoard my money for... I don't know. Scientists.
  175. Mar 08 00:13:38 <Tarot-chan> but it's Kat
  176. Mar 08 00:13:38 <Tarot-chan> kat needs a tank
  177. Mar 08 00:14:23 <Mai_Ikari> Kat can wait for a tank in the locker room.
  178. Mar 08 00:16:21 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Looks like the aliens are really active in North America
  179. Mar 08 00:18:25 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Five days after the last UFO another shows up. Sending out upgraded Interceptor to deal with target.
  180. Mar 08 00:19:01 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Intercepter brings it down. Night mission incoming.
  181. Mar 08 00:19:32 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Also, Avalanche Launcher is the one with the largest range we have available.
  182. Mar 08 00:22:16 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Prologue: Jungle terrian. Night mission. Landed right outside burning UFO. Katyusha has the rocket launcher backpacketed but no stun gun. Keep an eye on his loyalties.
  183. Mar 08 00:28:29 <Phocks_Mauldurr> First Turn: Pillows steps out, throws an electroflare, and walks off the ramp. Spots a Sectoid. Deculture and Denton attempt to kill it. Denton provokes alien to return fire. Nearly lose someone, but all misses. Miyori steps out on other side of Skyranger and finds third alien. We're surrounded with a pincher formation. Will lose someone. Miyori attempts kill alien but Tryph helps out. First blood goes to XCOM.
  184. Mar 08 00:28:38 * Tarot-chan has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
  185. Mar 08 00:29:28 * Tarot-chan ([email protected]) has joined
  186. Mar 08 00:29:28 <Kiri-Lap> Welcome back our cute~ Tarot-chan.
  187. Mar 08 00:29:28 * Kiri-Lap bothugs Tarot-chan
  188. Mar 08 00:30:26 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien Turn: Alien kills Denton with one shot. Another attempts murder while the third flees further into the dark. HIDDEN MOVEMENT.
  189. Mar 08 00:35:32 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Second Turn: Miyori throws flare, finds an alien. Kills it with first shot. Udz and Spymaster Purple light up the area and find three aliens. Pillows kills one. Mai picks up Dentons body after showing off to everyone how much fo a comedian she is.
  190. Mar 08 00:37:37 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien Turn: HIDDEN MOVEMENT. An alien attempts to kill Spymaster Purple. She has nine turns to live.
  191. Mar 08 00:40:24 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Third Turn: Spymaster misses all her shots and retreats into the UFO. Udz kills the alien. Further branching out to hopefully last alien scum.
  192. Mar 08 00:41:06 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien turn: Hidden Movement.
  193. Mar 08 00:43:24 * UdzMobile has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
  194. Mar 08 00:43:57 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Fourth Turn: Kritzinger moves forward and provokes the alien to fire. Miss. Throws a flare and locates alien. Alien is behind tree. Have begun our own pincher formation. Pillows and Kritzinger taking the right. Tryph and Face taking the left.
  195. Mar 08 00:44:54 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien turn: Alien tries to snipe Purple. She has four turns to live.
  196. Mar 08 00:46:21 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Fifth Turn: Move Purple away from POV of Alien because I'm not losing my battle chaplain. Kritzinger takes the alien out.
  197. Mar 08 00:46:53 <Phocks_Mauldurr> End of Mission. Rating: Ok. Aliens killed: 5. Corpses Recovered: 5. Operatives Killed: 1.
  198. Mar 08 00:46:56 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Denton, RIP.
  199. Mar 08 00:47:13 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Both Tryph and Katyusha are Sergeants.
  200. Mar 08 00:47:34 <Chidorita> Blessed Lady protects. ...But, er, apparently not Denton.
  201. Mar 08 00:48:26 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Purple will be on medical leave for 17 days. Sleepy has 13 days left.
  202. Mar 08 00:52:37 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Deculture: Squaddie. Kills: 1. Pillows: Squaddie. Kills: 2. Udz: Captain. Kills: 2. Miyori: Squaddie. Kills: 2. Tryph: Sergeant. Kills: 2. Spymaster Purple: Squaddie. Kills: 2. Mai Ikari: Rookie. Kills: 0. AFaceInTheCrowd: Squaddie. Kills: 1. Kiri-chan: Rookie. Kills: 0. Sleepy: Sergeant. Kills: 3. Kritzinger: Squaddie. Kills: 1. Katyusha: Sergeant. Kills: 1.
  203. Mar 08 00:54:51 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Sleepy's our natural killer only due to circumstance. He's been out since the first mission and still has the highest count.
  204. Mar 08 00:55:10 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Large Radar's one day away from finishing. Should probably buy even more scientists.
  205. Mar 08 00:57:36 <Phocks_Mauldurr> It's almost Second Month. We've lost... five this month, so far. Not bad but then again the aliens have been keeping away from us, and we just finished our large radar room. We also still don't have laser rifles, and I need to change that. Rifles are fine but lasers are better.
  206. Mar 08 00:58:41 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Five days since the last UFO and another Small UFO shows up.
  207. Mar 08 00:59:46 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Crash landed. Let's do this. Elea and Kola have both replaced Spymaster and Denton's places.
  208. Mar 08 01:01:22 <Mai_Ikari> Sounds surprisingly stable.
  209. Mar 08 01:01:36 <Mai_Ikari> https://boards.4chan.org/tg/res/23573315 Haha, time for FATAL
  210. Mar 08 01:02:32 <Phocks_Mauldurr> My eyes hurt seein ghta
  211. Mar 08 01:02:48 <Phocks_Mauldurr> My brain's flattening out. I'm beyond words for you, Mai.
  212. Mar 08 01:03:02 <Phocks_Mauldurr> For thsi you'll be the one to breach the UFO
  213. Mar 08 01:03:09 <Mai_Ikari> ... :D
  214. Mar 08 01:05:08 <Tarot-chan> FATAL really is screwed up
  215. Mar 08 01:05:16 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Oh this alien's pissing me off
  216. Mar 08 01:05:34 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Deculture steps out, sees it. Attempts to kill, fails. The next THREE of you try the same nad LAL missasdjalsda
  217. Mar 08 01:05:37 <Phocks_Mauldurr> GRRRR
  218. Mar 08 01:06:00 <Phocks_Mauldurr> I DONT CARE IF YOU DE YOU SUCK WITH A GUN
  219. Mar 08 01:06:29 * Rynex has quit ()
  220. Mar 08 01:06:41 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Tryph steps out, hits the alien, provokes it to kill Miyori
  221. Mar 08 01:07:54 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien turn: Annoying Alien shoots Udz, knocks her out, and a second later bleeds out.
  222. Mar 08 01:08:47 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Our turn: Mai Ikari shoots the alien in the face and gets killed for it. Pillows dies similarly.
  223. Mar 08 01:09:27 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Deculture throws a grenade and ends the alien's life. Lost... three to it.
  224. Mar 08 01:11:14 <Chidorita> Dear god. At least Decu killed it.
  225. Mar 08 01:12:04 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Second & Third Turn: Expanding outward. Apparently we landed as far from the UFO as possible.
  226. Mar 08 01:12:18 <Phocks_Mauldurr> And yes, I should have had him thow it at first greeting.
  227. Mar 08 01:12:20 <Phocks_Mauldurr> But hindsight.
  228. Mar 08 01:14:18 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien turn: HIDDEN
  229. Mar 08 01:16:14 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Our turn: UFO found. Moving on target. Their turn: HIDDEN
  230. Mar 08 01:17:47 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Our turn: Entrance found. Moving closer.
  231. Mar 08 01:18:18 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Alien turn: HIDDEN. Looks liek one's just waiting in the wrecked UFO.
  232. Mar 08 01:20:04 * Tarot-chan has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
  233. Mar 08 01:20:12 * Tarot-chan ([email protected]) has joined
  234. Mar 08 01:20:12 <Kiri-Lap> Welcome back our lovely Tarot-chan.
  235. Mar 08 01:20:12 * Kiri-Lap bothugs Tarot-chan
  236. Mar 08 01:20:29 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Our turn: Dragoon panics due to his fear of fire and stands still, not budging to any encouragement.
  237. Mar 08 01:21:34 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Our turn since Alien Turn is so short: Dragoon's fine now but Kola saves the day and kills the last alien.
  238. Mar 08 01:22:05 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Rating: Poor! Aliens Killed: 2. Corpses: 3. Operatives Lost: 4. Alloys: 5.
  239. Mar 08 01:22:07 <Phocks_Mauldurr> NOT EVEN WORTH IT
  240. Mar 08 01:22:21 <UdzGoesOut> Indeed not
  241. Mar 08 01:22:26 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Udz, Mai Ikari, Miyori, and Pillows, RIP you POS
  242. Mar 08 01:22:53 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Tryph's now a Captain.
  243. Mar 08 01:23:09 <UdzGoesOut> ;_;
  244. Mar 08 01:23:59 <Phocks_Mauldurr> We lost NINE Pillows this Month
  245. Mar 08 01:24:30 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Annnd it looks like our final stage is beckoning. Montreal is being terrorized: Go to help them or ignore?
  246. Mar 08 01:24:40 <UdzGoesOut> Fuck Montreal
  247. Mar 08 01:26:13 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Why FATAL why https://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1362726638497.png
  248. Mar 08 01:26:29 <Phocks_Mauldurr> So, that won't be our twilight. No siree, we'll die some other stage.
  249. Mar 08 01:27:02 <Phocks_Mauldurr> End of First Month: Ok. Brazil loves us. Canada doesn't.
  250. Mar 08 01:27:24 <UdzGoesOut> It was only quebec
  251. Mar 08 01:27:27 * UdzGoesOut is now known as Udz
  252. Mar 08 01:27:37 <Phocks_Mauldurr> 36 Scientists amount to an average progress on Lasers
  253. Mar 08 01:28:14 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Great news: We're down to the last 14 Pillows. Two of whom are injured, and will be for a good long while.
  254. Mar 08 01:28:17 <Phocks_Mauldurr> What now?
  255. Mar 08 01:28:35 <Mai_Ikari> You had more than 14 Pillows?
  256. Mar 08 01:28:49 <Mai_Ikari> I wanna see this bed D:
  257. Mar 08 01:28:53 <Udz> haha
  258. Mar 08 01:29:07 <Phocks_Mauldurr> This would be a good stopping point. I'm tired and getting slopier.
  259. Mar 08 01:29:18 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Stop and continue, say, tomorrow night?
  260. Mar 08 01:30:07 <Elea> sounds like a good idea
  261. Mar 08 01:30:19 <Udz> Let's see... There's 19 people in the channel, -2 for Kiri duplicates, +2 for Tryph and Panzer... +1 for Sleey, that would be 20, at least
  262. Mar 08 01:30:26 <Udz> Sleepy, even
  263. Mar 08 01:30:30 <Udz> Yeah, take a break, man
  264. Mar 08 01:30:34 <Phocks_Mauldurr> Nine of them have died.
  265. Mar 08 01:31:00 <Udz> Oh, and -1 more for Toni, 'cause she doesn't count.
  266. Mar 08 01:31:08 <ToniAra> Why don't I?
  267. Mar 08 01:31:11 <Udz> You know why.
  268. Mar 08 01:31:28 <Phocks_Mauldurr> My prediction: We'll die halfway through Third Month.
  269. Mar 08 01:31:31 * You are now known as Denton
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