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- Velvet: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
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- Y'shtola: Where’s Velvet?
- Aldreda: Doing stuff.
- Y'shtola: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Jak?
- Aldreda: Trying to stop Velvet from doing the stuff.
- Y'shtola: And Katashi?
- Aldreda: Trying to stop Jak from stopping Velvet from doing the stuff.
- Y'shtola: I see. And what are you doing here, Aldreda?
- Aldreda: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Katashi from stopping Jak from stopping Velvet from doing the stuff.
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- Velvet to Emet-selch: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard!
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- Velvet: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
- G'raha: AS ENEMIES?! D:
- Velvet: ....
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- Alice: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
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- Velvet: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
- G'raha: That's great, Velvet. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 years.
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- Zenos: Are we fighting or flirting?
- Katashi: I'm pinning you against a wall with my scythe around your neck!
- Zenos: Your point?
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- Clover: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at The Quicksand deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?
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- Velvet: Oh my G'raha.
- Jak: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?
- Velvet: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.
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- Alice: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
- Kazumi: Peonies, why?
- Alice: ....
- Kazumi: Were you going to get me flowers?
- Alice: ...ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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- Velvet, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
- G'raha, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
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- Katashi: Look guys, I need help.
- Velvet: Love help?
- Tataru: Financial help?
- Aldreda: Emotional help?
- Jak: Help moving a body?
- *Everybody looks at Jak*
- Jak: What?
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- Alice: You have to apologize to them Kazumi.
- Kazumi: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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