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  1. Velvet: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
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  5. Y'shtola: Where’s Velvet?
  6. Aldreda: Doing stuff.
  7. Y'shtola: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Jak?
  8. Aldreda: Trying to stop Velvet from doing the stuff.
  9. Y'shtola: And Katashi?
  10. Aldreda: Trying to stop Jak from stopping Velvet from doing the stuff.
  11. Y'shtola: I see. And what are you doing here, Aldreda?
  12. Aldreda: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Katashi from stopping Jak from stopping Velvet from doing the stuff.
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  16. Velvet to Emet-selch: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard!
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  20. Velvet: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
  21. G'raha: AS ENEMIES?! D:
  22. Velvet: ....
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  26. Alice: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
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  30. Velvet: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
  31. G'raha: That's great, Velvet. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 years.
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  35. Zenos: Are we fighting or flirting?
  36. Katashi: I'm pinning you against a wall with my scythe around your neck!
  37. Zenos: Your point?
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  41. Clover: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at The Quicksand deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?
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  45. Velvet: Oh my G'raha.
  46. Jak: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?
  47. Velvet: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.
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  51. Alice: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
  52. Kazumi: Peonies, why?
  53. Alice: ....
  54. Kazumi: Were you going to get me flowers?
  55. Alice: ...ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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  59. Velvet, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
  60. G'raha, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
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  64. Katashi: Look guys, I need help.
  65. Velvet: Love help?
  66. Tataru: Financial help?
  67. Aldreda: Emotional help?
  68. Jak: Help moving a body?
  69. *Everybody looks at Jak*
  70. Jak: What?
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  74. Alice: You have to apologize to them Kazumi.
  75. Kazumi: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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