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OOC: SweetBread: Нуфагов много сейчас же
OOC: Zarri: ты доволен, путин?
OOC: Ainnik: а как ходит
OOC: Lovla: Дура стоящая перед операционным столом, потяни себя на стол с зажатой ЛКМ
OOC: Lovla: Простите за протечку
OOC: Lovla: на стрелочки
OOC: Ainnik: да я шучу но спасибо
OOC: PrincessaGerman: Спасибо
OOC: Kavainoe4udo: Крокодил ГЕНА ищет друзей
OOC: REBOLUTION228: кавайное чудо ищет член...
OOC: Wowah666: Проиграл
OOC: ThatOneDude1: God damnit I've been bam boozled
OOC: REBOLUTION228: shut the fuck up peendos
OOC: ThatOneDude1: You damn russians and your enlish server names
OOC: Larboss: Серея волна уже пушит бриг?
You are the Assistant.
As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.
Prefix your message with :h to speak on your department's radio. To see other prefixes, look closely at your headset.
As this station was initially staffed with a full crew, only your job's necessities have been added to your ID card.
Помогайте не пробить бесконечную петлю станции в пылающем камне.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Laura Altmann has signed up as Assistant"
[Common] Marcos Harrow says, "Несите бочку с топливом"
OOC: REBOLUTION228: you damn yankees
OOC: Wowah666: Корчиневая
You can't move while buckled to the shuttle seat!
[Common] Matthew Perkins says, "Есть механик двери заклинило в офисе"
You put the ID into PDA-Laura Altmann (Assistant)'s slot.
Jimena Batten points at Jukebox.
You unbuckle yourself from the shuttle seat.
Your suit will now report your exact vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
OOC: ThatOneDude1: Nice one Rusky
Jimena Batten points at the wall.
Laura Altmann says, "Нужен лом."
OOC: ThatOneDude1: Well you've cheated me out of 5 minutes of my time
[Common] Laura Altmann says, "В шаттле прибытия застряли. Помогите"
Laura Altmann says, "В шаттле прибытия застряли. Помогите."
OOC: ThatOneDude1: If only I had taken that russian class
[Common] Marcos Harrow says, "Все в прибытие, пидорасы - ассистенты разда. резаки"
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "John Rohtin has signed up as Assistant"
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second19
[Common] Marcos Harrow says, "Нужен доктор бравому ополченцу"
OOC: Vallat: Dude there's [RU] in the server name
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second2
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
OOC: Vallat: Are you blind?
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second5
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!2
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second14
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second7
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second17
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second9
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second7
Donovan Schmidt points at Station Intercom (General).
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second3
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second8
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Jimena Batten points at the grey cap.
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second10
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second8
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second14
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second9
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second14
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second9
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second14
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second8
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!2
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second12
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Kamina Gurren has signed up as Assistant"
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a second40
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
OOC: ThatOneDude1: I am indeed
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a minute. Administrators have been informed.
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a minute.52
OOC: ThatOneDude1: And I was joking about being mad mate
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a minute.10
OOC: Ymiryl: no1 cares
OOC: Jmana74: I dont speak russian and im doing fine
Your previous click was ignored because you've done too many in a minute.2
Kamina Gurren points at the shuttle floor.
OOC: Jmana74: Just use Google Translate and STFU
Kamina Gurren unbuckles himself from the shuttle seat.
OOC: ThatOneDude1: God damn you guys are toxic
Kamina Gurren points at the shuttle seat.
*Payday processed, account now holds $30.*
OOC: Vallat: Yeah they are
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
OOC: Kavainoe4udo: We have Dean Hall in development team
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Reuben Pennington has signed up as Detective"
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!10
OOC: AlexanderG5: Valve blyat value ebana
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!4
Reuben Pennington says, "Эй."
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Laura Altmann asks, "Что?"
Reuben Pennington asks, "0Нахуй ты окно разбиваешь?"
Jimena Batten points at Port Docking Bay 1.
Laura Altmann asks, "Есть способ лучше?"
Jimena Batten points at the plating.
Laura Altmann asks, "А как выбраться?"
Reuben Pennington says, "Да."
Reuben Pennington says, "Дверь."
Laura Altmann asks, "А?"
Laura Altmann says, "Да."
Laura Altmann says, "Открывай."
Reuben Pennington asks, "Ахуенно, да?"
Laura Altmann says, "Давай."
Laura Altmann says, "Отрой."
Laura Altmann asks, "Охуенно?"
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!2
Reuben Pennington says, "Неужели ни у кого нет монтировки."
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!7
Reuben Pennington бьёт the shuttle window the police baton!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the grille the police baton!
Laura Altmann бьёт the grille the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the grille the police baton!
Laura Altmann бьёт the grille the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the grille the police baton!
Laura Altmann бьёт the grille the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the grille the police baton!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the shuttle window the police baton!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the reinforced window the police baton!
You point at the reinforced window.
Reuben Pennington бьёт the reinforced window the police baton!
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the reinforced window the police baton!
OOC: AMD572: я щяс
Laura Altmann бьёт при помощи the emergency oxygen tank Reuben Pennington в правую руку!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the reinforced window the police baton!3
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!2
Reuben Pennington бьёт the reinforced window the police baton!
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the reinforced window the police baton!4
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the reinforced window the police baton!
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the reinforced window the police baton!
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the reinforced window the police baton!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the grille the police baton!2
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the grille the police baton!
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the grille the police baton!
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington бьёт the grille the police baton!
Laura Altmann бьёт the shuttle window the emergency oxygen tank!
Reuben Pennington puts the police baton into the backpack.
Jimena Batten knocks on the shuttle window.
You put the emergency oxygen tank into the backpack.
You shove Jimena Batten!
Jimena Batten робастит при помощи the emergency toolbox Laura Altmann в грудь!
You shove Jimena Batten!
Reuben Pennington says, "Так блять."
You shove Jimena Batten!
Jimena Batten бьёт the reinforced window the emergency toolbox!
Jimena Batten бьёт the EXTERNAL AIRLOCK the emergency toolbox!2
You put the oxygen deprivation treatment kit into the backpack.
You shove Jimena Batten!
You shove Kamina Gurren!
You put the screwdriver into the backpack.
OOC: Magician2005: охуенный щиткуритроны
You put the wrench into the backpack.
OOC: Magician2005: тупо и ассистенты
OOC: Magician2005: и шахтёры
OOC: Magician2005: и грузчики
OOC: Magician2005: все дебилы
The YouTool beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the YouTool!"
The YouTool beeps, "You do not possess the funds to purchase welding tool."
The YouTool beeps, "You do not possess the funds to purchase wrench."5
[Common] Laura Altmann asks, "Есть кто живой?"
Laura Altmann asks, "Есть кто живой?"
BM Speedwagon crashes into Laura Altmann!
[Common] Laura Altmann exclaims, "Капитан!"
Laura Altmann exclaims, "Капитан!"
[Common] Ibrahim Al Giraida says, "ВОЖУ ГДЕ ХОЧУ"
[Common] Ibrahim Al Giraida says, "ПАРКУЮСЬ ГДЕ ХОЧУ"
BM Speedwagon crashes into Laura Altmann!
[Common] Laura Altmann says, "По губам себе поводи"
Laura Altmann says, "По губам себе поводи."
[Common] Laura Altmann says, "Выблядок"
Laura Altmann says, "Выблядок."
[Common] Ibrahim Al Giraida says, "ЗАТКНИСЬ"
[Common] Laura Altmann exclaims, "Врача, меня сбили!"
Laura Altmann exclaims, "Врача, меня сбили!"
[Common] Ibrahim Al Giraida says, "UГДЕ"
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Это же Valery State!
На нём a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
На голове у него a cargo cap.
На его спине a backpack.
На руках у него some fingerless gloves.
На его ногах надеты some black shoes.
В ушах у него a supply radio headset.
Он смертельно ранен!
Он истекает кровью!
Он имеет пустой, рассеянный взгляд и кажется совершенно не реагирующим ни на что. Он может выйти из этого в ближайшее время.

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OOC: Danilas174: А за такую хуйню как гриферство на тачке бан не даётся?
OOC: SweetBread: Не теки
OOC: FragH: не
OOC: REBOLUTION228: ЛЛОЛ
OOC: Zarri: дают пизды персонажу за рулем
OOC: Ymiryl: какой тачке
Squeak!
BM Speedwagon crashes into Laura Altmann!
OOC: Magician2005: если бы это делали педали
PM to-Admins: Привет. Меня какой-то тип на машине калечит. Сие есть норма?
OOC: Magician2005: более того что значит не теки ?
BM Speedwagon crashes into Laura Altmann!
OOC: Coolden: у хуйни интегрити на один удар
OOC: REBOLUTION228: значит сос
OOC: REBOLUTION228: блин
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Her Etic has signed up as Assistant"
OOC: Magician2005: сука ты защищаешь долбоеба, который за СБ нихуя не делает
*Payday processed, account now holds $15.*
OOC: FragH: сука ты даун
OOC: Magician2005: а я уже сказал про блоб тыщу раз и этому щиткуритрону похуй
OOC: DEV21: Ахуенно играете дауны
Sam Gimer бьёт the transit tube Rapid Piping Device (RPD)!2
OOC: FragH: ну это бан на минуту чисто
Sam Gimer puts Rapid Piping Device (RPD) into the science backpack.
BM Speedwagon crashes into Laura Altmann!
Sam Gimer starts to detach the transit tube.
You feel your heart slow down...
Robert Rogers gasps!
BM Speedwagon crashes into Sam Gimer!
Robert Rogers gasps!
OOC: GreyUsurpalFox: Добро пожаловать на обоссаное говно, которым является анимус
OOC: Jmana74: ????? ?????? 42:20
[Common] Sam Gimer says, "Соси хуй водила"
OOC: BFU: что это такое
[Common] Sam Gimer says, "Не проедешь ты тут"
Robert Rogers gasps!2
OOC: SweetBread: Через контрол клик блядь
Laura Altmann gasps!
OOC: REBOLUTION228: анимус сдох
Robert Rogers gasps!
OOC: Coolden: лох
[Common] Ibrahim Al Giraida says, "СУКА ТАЧКУ УГНАЛИ"
Yinsloy Darkheart puts Brute Colorado's ID Card (Chief Engineer) into the box.
A grotesque blade forms around Yinsloy Darkheart's arm!
Yinsloy Darkheart бьёт the window the arm blade!2
[Common] Marcos Harrow says, "Так тебе и надо"
Yinsloy Darkheart бьёт the grille the arm blade!3
Yinsloy Darkheart gasps!
OOC: SweetBread: Эта ржомба не педальная?
OOC: Coolden: педальная..........
You feel faint.
OOC: REBOLUTION228: запили клоуну за 25 тк
OOC: KaponeS: оооооох опять гриферят мдааа
OOC: KaponeS: гриферы одни мдааа
OOC: REBOLUTION228: эта тачка охуенна
... You can almost hear something ...2
Central Command Update

Machine Learning Alert

Rampant brand intelligence has been detected aboard IPA Office Juliet. Please stand by. The origin is believed to be ViroDrobe.

... You can almost hear something ...
OOC: Byxloy: Майнкрафт!
... You can almost hear something ...2
OOC: Magician2005: судя по твоей любви к такой вещи как мдааааа
You feel faint.
OOC: REBOLUTION228: как мдааааа
OOC: Magician2005: тебе неочем жаловаться
... You can almost hear something ...
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

заебался

OOC: Larboss: Даже ахелп выключили, хаха
... You can almost hear something ...
OOC: Reneh: лох
... You can almost hear something ...
PM to-Admins: Меня водитель авто убил. Меры предпринимать будем?
OOC: BFU: А как есть?
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Coolden: это геныч
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
... You can almost hear something ...
OOC: BFU: извиняюсь за тупость
You feel dizzy.
PM to-Admins: Это оправдание или что?
... You can almost hear something ...
Adan Echard has died at Arrival Shuttle Hallway.
... You can almost hear something ...3
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Coolden: это утверждение
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
DEAD: Fulton Parker says, "Слы"
Screenshot taken
... You can almost hear something ...
Laura Altmann has died at Bar.
Valery State seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Valery State has died at Central Primary Hallway.
The monkey (498) screeches.
OOC: BooJIK: На себя кликай
The monkey (424) jumps!
Kristopher Jewell gasps!
The monkey (314) jumps!
OOC: BFU: аэ
Yinsloy Darkheart says, "Молоко."
PM to-Admins: Генки по-другому убивают так-то...
Bill Cream exclaims, "Детектив!"
OOC: BFU: Асе ясно
Bill Cream yells, "Ебаный рот!!"
The monkey (498) sniffs.
Yinsloy Darkheart gasps!
OOC: REBOLUTION228: асе да, ясно
The monkey (998) sniffs.
DEAD: Fulton Parker asks, "Тут кто-нибудь будет вообще новичков в меде обучать?"
OOC: BFU: Извиняюсь)
DEAD: Fulton Parker says, "из педалей"