It Cuts Deep

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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You're late.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Do you wanna come inside
and study?

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What?

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You know, study.

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Study for what?

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Do you wanna come inside
and fuck?

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Hell, yeah.

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This isn't what it looks like,
man, I promise

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We... we were just studying.

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Wait, no!
No!

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No!

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No.

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Bon appétit.

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Looks delicious.

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- Ashley, I'm serious...
- Mm-hmm.

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- It looks really good.
- How far is it?

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It's like um,
an hour or so.

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Is that it?

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Yeah, we probably
could have made it by now

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if somebody didn't have
to go to the bathroom.

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Hmm.

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Uh, okay.

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Well, I have been
thinking that...

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Ooh, let me guess.

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- We've been dating for a couple years...
- Because I'm the handsomest...

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- And I'm not getting any younger...
- And most talentedest...

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- And our parents keep asking us about it...
- And funniest man

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- that you've ever met...
- And I think that we should talk about

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- our future.
- You wanna try anal.

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Are you listening to me?

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- Yes. Yes, of course.
- So... Yeah, so what did I say?

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You wanna take our
relationship to the next step.

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Yeah.

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- And you wanna try butt stuff.
- Mm, no.

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- And I couldn't agree more.
- No, that is not what I said.

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- We start with a finger.
- It's not what I said.

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- But did you?
- Nope, you know,

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I can't believe
I'm saying this, okay?

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- Saying what?
- Me of all people.

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Okay.

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What do you wanna
talk about?

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Like, marriage and stuff.

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And stuff?

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Yeah.

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Like, do you think
you wanna have kids?

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I can't help you

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if you don't tell me
what's wrong.

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Did you pee?

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What's wrong with you?

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What are you looking at?

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- Nothing.
- What are you looking at?

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- Nothing!
- <i>You hear me?</i>

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I'm not looking at anything.

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What are you trying to do?

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Take him into the bathroom?

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Um, no, what?
No.

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Yeah, I looks like
you're trying

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to take my kid
into the bathroom.

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- No.
- That's my kid.

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You know, I'm his dad.

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I'm a good dad.

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You don't... you don't
think I'm a good dad?

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I... I don't know
anything about you...

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how you are as a dad.

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This is my son.

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We're here to have
a good time

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and you're ruinin' it.

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I'm just... I just...
I'm trying to go the bathroom.

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You seem like a wonderful dad.

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- Welcome to my childhood home.
- I can't get a signal.

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Uh, yeah,
so this is a dead zone,

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- which means we're kind of like in the middle of a forest...
- Well...

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And it's hard
for the cell tower...

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How am I supposed
to do any work?

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You're not, that's the
whole point of the vacation.

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Right. Sorry.

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What were you saying?

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Yes.

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Welcome to my childhood home.

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Hmm.
How long has it been?

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Oh, man.

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Probably as long as my dick.

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As long as your dick?

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Yeah.

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That's gross.

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What?
That's a very...

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it's a like an average
amount of time...

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For a man of my height.

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Okay.
Uh, can we just go inside now?

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Yes.

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I will grab the bags.

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Really?

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I am a gentleman.

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- False.
- Not false.

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Sure.

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Look, look, look, if I...

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if I wasn't a gentleman
would I stand like this?

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Uh... no, I guess not.

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You see, this is how English
gentlemen stood.

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Mm-hmm,
you're a perfect gentleman,

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- Ashley, look.
- Yeah.

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I'm wearing a monocle, too.

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<i>Mm-hmm,
it's very impressive.</i>

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- Oh, look I have a monocle.
- <i>Wow!</i>

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I'll just be here
waiting for you, my lady.

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Okay. Good bye.

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Yeah.

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Jesus.

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Baby Jesus?

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Hello?

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Oh!

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- What are you doing?
- Oh.

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Uh, I thought
I heard something.

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Like what?

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Why don't you uh,
freshen up?

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What about you?

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I am going to cook us
some dinner.

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Really?

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I'm a gentleman, remember?

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Right.
I forgot.

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Okay.

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You're just gonna stay there?

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Yeah, I just gonna uh,
check one more thing.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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Sam, I...

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Mm...

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I have some um, news.

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News.
I have some news for you.

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No.

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Uh, I'm... uh...

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Sam, I need to tell you
something.

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What is it?

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Um, well, uh...

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Oh, is it...
Is this okay to eat?

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Do I look like someone
that would feed you

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something that's not
okay to eat?

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Yes.
Yes, you do.

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What?
I can't make you dinner?

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No, that's not what I said.

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Then go on, eat up.

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Um...

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I... I really appreciate
you cooking and all.

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I know, it's not like you,
but I can't eat this.

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Come on, up, up,
up, up, up, up.

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Uh, no, no, no, no, no.

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There's nothing
wrong with it.

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- Mm, I... mm...
- Okay.

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I'm not so sure about that,
though.

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Look.

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See?

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Now, what did you want to...

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Are you...

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I think it went down
the wrong tube.

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But what did you wanted to...

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Why don't drink some water?

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It's okay, I'm fine.
I don't...

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I don't usually...

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You don't seem...
you don't seem fine.

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- It's o...
- Okay.

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O... okay.

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Why don't you...
why don't we do...

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why don't you drink some water,
okay?

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Okay? Uh...

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Sam?

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Sam, do you need
to drink some water?

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Here.

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Are you okay?
Do you need water?

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No?

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No.

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Uh, I... I mean, yes!

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Yes, yes, yes.

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No.

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Oh, you're not
proposing to me?

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Uh...

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I... I... I... I'm not.

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This wasn't part of some
elaborate ruse

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to bring me up here
and propose to me?

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No.

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Well, you can still ask.

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Really?

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Are you gonna propose
or not?

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Ashley, I...

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That was...
that was insane.

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That was insane.

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I don't know,
tastes fine to me.

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Are you mad?

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What do you think?

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No.

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Yes.

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You're so smart.

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I'm dumb.

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No.

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I'm a dumb, dumb dummy.

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Yeah.
Yes, you are.

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How can I
make it up to you?

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By sleeping on the couch?

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But I ha...
I have that couch phobia.

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- I'm afraid of couches.
- Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, you're not funny.

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Yeah.

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Then why are you laughing?

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I am not laughing.

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I'll make it up to you.
I promise.

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And?

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And you are the prettiest

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person I've ever met
in my life,

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and you're so talented,
and I don't deserve you.

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It's better.

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And we can talk about
everything... tomorrow.

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I promise.

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Okay.

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We can talk about tryin'
butt stuff.

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Not until we're married.

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What?

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Then we can try butt stuff.

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Are you serious?

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Yeah.

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Only, we have to be married
and you gotta go first.

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In what way?

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In the
I-put-a-dildo-up-your-butt way.

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Oh, I'll think about it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you do that.

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Ashley?

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Sam.

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What are you doing?

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Did you leave the door open?

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Mm-mm.

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I'm going back to sleep,
okay?

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Okay.

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Good morning.

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Will you stop doing that?

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Doing what?

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Where were you?

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I just went for a run.

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You didn't invite me?

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You hate jogging.

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What?

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- I mean I wouldn't have gone, but...
- <i>Oh.</i>

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It's always nice
to be invited.

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<i>Oh, I'm...
I am sorry.</i>

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<i>You wanna go
and get breakfast?</i>

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Yeah.

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<i>Okay, cool, I'm gonna go
and hop in the shower.</i>

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Okay.

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So, I think I'm ready to
be one of those couples

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- that jogs together.
- <i>Mm-hmm, okay.</i>

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You know, those couples
that everybody hates?

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Ashley?

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She's in the shower.

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Sam.

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Yeah.

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Can we just talk
about everything?

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Please.

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Uh, of course.

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What um... what do you...

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what do you wanna
talk about?

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Like kids,
and marriage, and stuff.

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Oh, that's really nice.

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Why won't you just answer
my question?

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It's not that hard.
It's kind of like a yes

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- Sam?
- or no or...

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Nolan.

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I thought that was you.

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I didn't even recognize you.

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- How you doin'?
- Good, man. Good.

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It's been a while.

270
00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,260
Sam?

271
00:18:44,293 --> 00:18:46,996
Yeah.
It's good to see you.

272
00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:49,598
Hi, I'm Ashley.

273
00:18:49,631 --> 00:18:51,600
Oh, look at you.

274
00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:52,935
She's a pretty one.

275
00:18:52,969 --> 00:18:54,669
Uh, yeah,
this is my girlfriend.

276
00:18:55,804 --> 00:18:57,839
How do you two
know each other?

277
00:18:57,873 --> 00:19:00,243
We used to work together.

278
00:19:00,276 --> 00:19:03,179
And socialize.
We're friends.

279
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:07,116
Really good,
probably best friends.

280
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:07,849
Oh.

281
00:19:07,883 --> 00:19:09,851
- Isn't that right, Sam?
- Yeah.

282
00:19:09,885 --> 00:19:11,320
- Are you ready?
- Hold on.

283
00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:13,990
- We gotta go.
- Give me a minute!

284
00:19:21,397 --> 00:19:23,266
- Now, I gotta go.
- Hmm.

285
00:19:23,299 --> 00:19:24,666
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

286
00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:27,136
God, it's good to see you!

287
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:30,106
I hope I get to run into
you again sometime soon.

288
00:19:30,139 --> 00:19:30,872
Both of you.

289
00:19:30,907 --> 00:19:33,009
Yeah, it was nice
to meet you.

290
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:40,216
Oh my God, she's hot.

291
00:19:41,284 --> 00:19:42,818
He seemed nice.

292
00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:44,786
Yeah.

293
00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:46,122
Best friend.

294
00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:48,091
Oh, yeah.

295
00:19:48,124 --> 00:19:49,992
So weird,
I feel like I never...

296
00:19:50,026 --> 00:19:51,994
I feel like you've never
mentioned him before.

297
00:19:52,028 --> 00:19:53,762
I just have...
That's...

298
00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:55,164
- You haven't.
- Really weird.

299
00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:57,366
He's such a good friend.

300
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,800
Huh.

301
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,336
I could have sworn
I had mentioned him.

302
00:20:00,369 --> 00:20:01,938
Nope, not once.

303
00:20:01,971 --> 00:20:04,006
- Really?
- Yeah.

304
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,274
Wow!

305
00:20:07,276 --> 00:20:08,945
Weird.

306
00:20:56,492 --> 00:20:58,793
<i>Oh my God,
she is so cute.</i>

307
00:20:58,827 --> 00:21:01,130
<i>It's okay, babe.
Ready?</i>

308
00:21:02,231 --> 00:21:04,066
<i>She's getting so big.</i>

309
00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:08,004
- Oh, you're a natural with kids.
- Oh, thanks.

310
00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:09,671
Sam, there you are.

311
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,108
Here I am.

312
00:21:12,141 --> 00:21:13,442
Funny runnin' into you again.

313
00:21:13,476 --> 00:21:15,378
Yeah, funny.

314
00:21:15,411 --> 00:21:16,946
You wanna hold my daughter?

315
00:21:18,047 --> 00:21:19,714
- No.
- Why not?

316
00:21:19,748 --> 00:21:22,151
It's just I...
I wouldn't know how to hold it.

317
00:21:22,185 --> 00:21:23,352
Just like a sack
of groceries.

318
00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:26,155
How's that?

319
00:21:26,189 --> 00:21:28,890
You scoop from the bottom
like a sack of groceries.

320
00:21:30,026 --> 00:21:31,826
I'm okay.

321
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,862
What?
You don't hate babies?

322
00:21:35,932 --> 00:21:37,500
Of... no.
No, of course not.

323
00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:39,801
That's a... that's crazy...
that's a crazy thing to say.

324
00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:42,171
- I'll hold the baby.
- No, if you don't wanna hold the baby,

325
00:21:42,205 --> 00:21:43,072
you don't have to.

326
00:21:43,105 --> 00:21:44,373
No, I wanna hold the baby.

327
00:21:44,407 --> 00:21:46,042
No, you clearly don't
want to and it's fine.

328
00:21:46,075 --> 00:21:48,477
- I do wanna hold the baby, so just give me the baby.
- Is everything okay here?

329
00:21:48,511 --> 00:21:50,947
Hey, guys,
this is my wife Lauren.

330
00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:52,781
Ashley.
Uh, nice to meet you.

331
00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:54,016
Hi, same.

332
00:21:54,050 --> 00:21:55,284
You ready to go?

333
00:21:55,318 --> 00:21:57,954
Yeah.
We're just uh, wrapping up.

334
00:21:57,987 --> 00:22:00,189
Hey, what are you guys
doin' for dinner?

335
00:22:00,223 --> 00:22:03,025
- Uh, I don't think we have any plans.
- Ashley...

336
00:22:03,059 --> 00:22:04,961
That's great,
we can all hang out!

337
00:22:04,994 --> 00:22:07,129
We can't tonight.
Remember?

338
00:22:07,163 --> 00:22:09,365
Oh, that's too bad.

339
00:22:09,398 --> 00:22:11,200
Yeah, that sucks.

340
00:22:11,866 --> 00:22:13,069
Rain check?

341
00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:14,869
Yes, for sure.

342
00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:16,439
It was great
seeing you guys.

343
00:22:16,472 --> 00:22:17,839
Yeah.

344
00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:19,175
Yeah.

345
00:22:20,209 --> 00:22:21,510
- Ashley.
- Yeah.

346
00:22:23,179 --> 00:22:25,514
I forgot my wallet
in the car,

347
00:22:25,548 --> 00:22:28,384
so will you come up
and pay for the groceries?

348
00:22:29,385 --> 00:22:31,287
Okay, we can go.

349
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:33,788
Bye-bye.
Bye.

350
00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:36,292
That's my best friend Sam.

351
00:23:16,065 --> 00:23:17,600
- What was that?
- Did you see how cute that baby was?

352
00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:18,968
What are the chances
that he would be there

353
00:23:19,001 --> 00:23:19,935
- when we were there?
- And her little nose and little cheeks.

354
00:23:19,969 --> 00:23:21,570
Is he... do you think
Nolan is following us?

355
00:23:21,604 --> 00:23:23,472
Oh, you are being paranoid.

356
00:23:23,506 --> 00:23:25,374
- No, I'm...
- Y... yes.

357
00:23:25,408 --> 00:23:27,043
- Okay, I'm not being paranoid...
- Yes, you are, okay?

358
00:23:27,076 --> 00:23:29,378
- Because it's...
- It's a small town, okay?

359
00:23:29,412 --> 00:23:31,880
Almost as small and cute
as that little baby.

360
00:23:36,152 --> 00:23:38,321
Baby. Baby.

361
00:23:41,090 --> 00:23:42,325
Surprise.

362
00:23:42,358 --> 00:23:44,393
My plans changed,
can you believe it?

363
00:23:44,427 --> 00:23:45,561
No.

364
00:23:46,262 --> 00:23:48,631
- Hi.
- Ashley, look who's here.

365
00:23:48,664 --> 00:23:50,299
Oh, where is...
where's Lauren?

366
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:53,336
She couldn't make it,
but I hope you like wine.

367
00:23:54,303 --> 00:23:55,471
What were your plans?

368
00:23:55,504 --> 00:23:56,172
Excuse me?

369
00:23:56,205 --> 00:23:58,207
Well, it's just in the store

370
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,509
she said you couldn't
get together with us.

371
00:24:00,543 --> 00:24:02,211
Well, our plans changed.

372
00:24:02,244 --> 00:24:04,046
- What were they?
- Sam.

373
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,415
Thank you.
This is very nice.

374
00:24:08,918 --> 00:24:10,353
Well, if you must know,
we were planning on

375
00:24:10,386 --> 00:24:11,554
leaving our daughter
with the babysitter

376
00:24:11,587 --> 00:24:12,555
and seeing a movie.

377
00:24:12,588 --> 00:24:14,523
Oh!
What was the movie?

378
00:24:14,557 --> 00:24:15,491
A scary one.

379
00:24:15,524 --> 00:24:16,392
- What was it called?
- I don't remember.

380
00:24:16,425 --> 00:24:19,195
- What changed?
- Babysitter canceled.

381
00:24:19,228 --> 00:24:21,630
We would love to have you
over for dinner.

382
00:24:30,506 --> 00:24:33,376
She seems like a great girl
you got there, Sam.

383
00:24:33,409 --> 00:24:35,411
I sure wish I had
one like her.

384
00:24:37,413 --> 00:24:39,148
What about your wife?

385
00:24:39,615 --> 00:24:41,016
What about her?

386
00:24:42,151 --> 00:24:44,120
You aren't married,
are you?

387
00:24:44,153 --> 00:24:46,288
No.
We're not.

388
00:24:46,322 --> 00:24:49,358
Sam, you gotta lock down
a girl like that.

389
00:24:50,292 --> 00:24:53,362
Somebody might just come
along and take her.

390
00:24:57,666 --> 00:24:59,435
Thanks, for the advice.

391
00:24:59,468 --> 00:25:01,270
My pleasure.

392
00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:04,273
Let's talk about
something else.

393
00:25:04,306 --> 00:25:06,475
- Like what?
- I don't know.

394
00:25:06,509 --> 00:25:07,710
I don't know.

395
00:25:07,743 --> 00:25:11,013
But leave Ashley out of it.

396
00:25:11,046 --> 00:25:12,381
What do you mean?

397
00:25:12,415 --> 00:25:15,618
You want us to get married,
I get it.

398
00:25:15,651 --> 00:25:18,387
Maybe get a job,
move to the suburbs,

399
00:25:18,421 --> 00:25:21,690
join a bowling league
with Rich and Tom,

400
00:25:21,724 --> 00:25:24,427
swing by the grocery store
after droppin' off the kids

401
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:27,163
to get the arugula,
because Jan's coming over

402
00:25:27,196 --> 00:25:31,100
and she's gonna cook
her famous tuna casserole.

403
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:32,968
I get it.

404
00:25:33,002 --> 00:25:35,438
Let's talk about
something else.

405
00:25:35,471 --> 00:25:37,072
Okay.

406
00:25:50,019 --> 00:25:51,287
So,

407
00:25:52,087 --> 00:25:54,356
when are you two
gonna get hitched?

408
00:25:54,390 --> 00:25:59,528
Um, we're still
talking about that.

409
00:26:00,529 --> 00:26:04,166
- What's wrong?
- Nothing's wrong.

410
00:26:04,767 --> 00:26:06,335
Don't you love each other?

411
00:26:07,136 --> 00:26:08,370
Of course.

412
00:26:09,271 --> 00:26:10,606
Well, I think
when two people,

413
00:26:10,639 --> 00:26:13,642
like yourselves,
love each other very much,

414
00:26:13,676 --> 00:26:15,444
they oughta get married.

415
00:26:16,612 --> 00:26:18,514
We're just taking our time.

416
00:26:19,648 --> 00:26:21,116
On behalf of me
and Ashley,

417
00:26:21,150 --> 00:26:25,087
I'd like to say thank you
for bringing this up.

418
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,222
You're welcome.

419
00:26:26,255 --> 00:26:29,158
Again, after we
talked about it

420
00:26:29,191 --> 00:26:31,093
in front of the house.

421
00:26:44,173 --> 00:26:45,474
How about I make a fire?

422
00:26:45,508 --> 00:26:48,410
Yeah, uh,
fire sounds great.

423
00:26:48,444 --> 00:26:50,679
Ashley, didn't you, um,

424
00:26:50,713 --> 00:26:53,315
say you wanted to go to bed
early tonight?

425
00:26:53,349 --> 00:26:55,451
We can always go to bed
after a fire.

426
00:26:55,484 --> 00:26:56,452
You should've
probably said that

427
00:26:56,485 --> 00:26:59,054
before she realized fire
might be in the cards.

428
00:26:59,088 --> 00:27:01,023
Great.

429
00:27:01,624 --> 00:27:03,292
Let's make a fire.

430
00:27:04,527 --> 00:27:07,162
I can't wait.

431
00:27:12,368 --> 00:27:13,702
How long has it been?

432
00:27:14,637 --> 00:27:17,339
- Since when?
- Since we've done this.

433
00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:19,375
A long time,
that's for sure.

434
00:27:19,408 --> 00:27:22,177
Yeah, almost as long
as my dick.

435
00:27:26,282 --> 00:27:28,484
- That's a good one, Sam.
- Oh, don't encourage him, Nolan.

436
00:27:28,517 --> 00:27:30,619
No, go on, let's...
tell us another joke.

437
00:27:31,654 --> 00:27:33,255
I'd rather not.

438
00:27:34,490 --> 00:27:35,624
I've got one.

439
00:27:36,325 --> 00:27:37,560
A joke?

440
00:27:38,661 --> 00:27:42,498
Um, why are they always
building fences

441
00:27:42,531 --> 00:27:44,333
around graveyards?

442
00:27:45,434 --> 00:27:47,503
Uh, I don't know.
Why?

443
00:27:47,536 --> 00:27:50,105
Because people are dying
to get in.

444
00:27:50,739 --> 00:27:53,108
Oh.

445
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:54,643
- You get it?
- No, I got it.

446
00:27:54,677 --> 00:27:57,479
It's a graveyard and people
are dying to get in,

447
00:27:57,513 --> 00:28:00,583
'cause they get buried
in the graveyard.

448
00:28:00,616 --> 00:28:01,584
- Yeah, how...
- I got it.

449
00:28:01,617 --> 00:28:03,686
How long has it been since
you guys last um,

450
00:28:03,719 --> 00:28:05,387
saw each other?

451
00:28:08,290 --> 00:28:11,493
I guess it's been
about 10 years.

452
00:28:11,928 --> 00:28:13,796
Why so long?

453
00:28:13,829 --> 00:28:16,665
Did something happen?

454
00:28:16,699 --> 00:28:17,733
No.

455
00:28:19,335 --> 00:28:21,103
Why don't you tell her?

456
00:28:22,304 --> 00:28:23,472
I don't want to.

457
00:28:24,406 --> 00:28:25,841
Tell me what?

458
00:28:28,577 --> 00:28:30,779
Somethin' happened here
10 years ago.

459
00:28:31,714 --> 00:28:33,449
Something terrible.

460
00:28:33,482 --> 00:28:34,583
<i>No!</i>

461
00:28:40,289 --> 00:28:41,724
My sister died.

462
00:28:41,757 --> 00:28:43,192
<i>No!</i>

463
00:28:47,329 --> 00:28:49,264
She was murdered.

464
00:28:50,332 --> 00:28:51,533
<i>No!</i>

465
00:28:54,670 --> 00:28:55,771
Oh dear, I'm...

466
00:28:55,804 --> 00:28:57,473
I'm so sorry that I
brought that up.

467
00:28:57,506 --> 00:28:59,341
I'm so sorry.

468
00:29:12,554 --> 00:29:15,557
Okay, why don't we
call it a night?

469
00:29:15,591 --> 00:29:16,725
Already?

470
00:29:16,759 --> 00:29:18,761
- It's getting late.
- Okay.

471
00:29:19,294 --> 00:29:20,729
But I have a surprise.

472
00:29:20,763 --> 00:29:22,264
A surprise?

473
00:29:22,297 --> 00:29:23,799
It's out in my truck.

474
00:29:23,832 --> 00:29:24,968
What?

475
00:29:25,001 --> 00:29:27,770
You have a surprise
in your truck?

476
00:29:27,803 --> 00:29:29,571
It will just be a minute.

477
00:29:34,443 --> 00:29:36,378
I guess we'll see
what it is.

478
00:29:37,846 --> 00:29:40,749
Okay.

479
00:29:41,383 --> 00:29:43,485
I cannot believe
you laughed at his joke.

480
00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:44,887
It was pretty funny.

481
00:29:44,921 --> 00:29:45,621
Ashley.

482
00:29:45,654 --> 00:29:48,457
What?
You were being a dick.

483
00:29:48,490 --> 00:29:50,693
What does it have to do
with how stupid

484
00:29:50,726 --> 00:29:52,227
- that joke was?
- I don't...

485
00:29:52,261 --> 00:29:54,463
I hadn't heard it before.

486
00:29:54,496 --> 00:29:55,597
- I heard it when I was like five.
- Just leave it...

487
00:29:55,631 --> 00:29:57,000
okay,
just leave it alone, okay?

488
00:29:57,033 --> 00:29:59,969
- Let's just... let's go see what the surprise is, okay?
- Okay.

489
00:30:00,003 --> 00:30:01,971
Hmm, come on.

490
00:30:02,005 --> 00:30:04,773
- Boo-hoo-hoo. My sister's dead.
- Oh!

491
00:30:05,909 --> 00:30:08,410
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

492
00:30:11,847 --> 00:30:12,982
Surprise!

493
00:30:13,016 --> 00:30:15,818
- Oh.
- Come, sit.

494
00:30:15,851 --> 00:30:17,020
Oh, that's okay.

495
00:30:17,053 --> 00:30:19,254
Don't you wanna know what
you're gonna get for Christmas?

496
00:30:19,288 --> 00:30:21,390
- What is all this?
- Yeah.

497
00:30:21,423 --> 00:30:23,592
I play the Santa the local
toy drive every year.

498
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:26,495
- Oh, that... that... that's cute.
- Isn't it?

499
00:30:26,528 --> 00:30:29,264
- Don't worry, your turn's next.
- Oh.

500
00:30:29,298 --> 00:30:30,332
Um, no...

501
00:30:30,365 --> 00:30:31,734
Now, what do you want for
Christmas, little girl?

502
00:30:31,767 --> 00:30:33,435
Uh, I don't really
wanna do this.

503
00:30:33,469 --> 00:30:35,738
Oh, I've learned how to deal
with unruly kids like you.

504
00:30:35,771 --> 00:30:37,306
No, okay?

505
00:30:38,574 --> 00:30:39,641
Where are you going?

506
00:30:39,675 --> 00:30:42,045
- Come on, we're gonna go inside.
- Okay, yeah.

507
00:30:42,078 --> 00:30:44,446
I was just playin' around.

508
00:30:46,381 --> 00:30:47,316
Jeez, that was weird.

509
00:30:47,349 --> 00:30:49,752
- What are you doing?
- What do you mean?

510
00:30:50,519 --> 00:30:51,988
That was totally
inappropriate.

511
00:30:52,021 --> 00:30:53,388
It was?

512
00:30:53,422 --> 00:30:55,524
Then, I apologize.

513
00:30:55,557 --> 00:30:57,359
For flirting
with my girlfriend?

514
00:30:57,392 --> 00:30:58,594
That's not what happened.

515
00:30:58,627 --> 00:31:00,529
Then what happened?

516
00:31:00,562 --> 00:31:01,630
I get excited sometimes.

517
00:31:01,663 --> 00:31:03,866
You know, it's been a long time
since I've seen you.

518
00:31:03,899 --> 00:31:05,300
Yeah.

519
00:31:07,369 --> 00:31:08,804
Let's keep it that way.

520
00:31:08,837 --> 00:31:10,639
Sam, come on.

521
00:31:10,672 --> 00:31:13,042
If what I did was so uncool,
then I'm sorry.

522
00:31:13,076 --> 00:31:14,676
Can you forgive me?

523
00:31:19,548 --> 00:31:20,883
No.

524
00:31:22,051 --> 00:31:24,020
I was makin' the moves
on your girlfriend.

525
00:31:24,954 --> 00:31:26,655
I'm gonna steal her right
from under your nose,

526
00:31:26,688 --> 00:31:28,757
'cause I'm better than you
in every way.

527
00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:31,527
I'm gonna fuck her
on Christmas morning,

528
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,031
right at the foot of the tree,
while you watch and cry.

529
00:31:35,064 --> 00:31:36,765
Is that what you wanna hear?

530
00:31:39,135 --> 00:31:41,070
Fuck you!

531
00:31:41,104 --> 00:31:42,638
What?

532
00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:47,944
Sam!

533
00:31:50,113 --> 00:31:51,981
- Sam!
- Is everything okay?

534
00:31:52,015 --> 00:31:54,416
No, everything is not okay.

535
00:31:54,449 --> 00:31:57,486
Are you fuckin' serious?

536
00:31:57,519 --> 00:31:58,288
What do you want?

537
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,422
- I wanna say goodnight.
- Goodnight!

538
00:32:00,455 --> 00:32:02,357
- Sam, please.
- Don't come in here.

539
00:32:02,391 --> 00:32:04,093
- I thought we were friends.
- Stay back.

540
00:32:04,127 --> 00:32:05,761
Stay away from me!

541
00:32:05,794 --> 00:32:07,729
Sam!

542
00:32:07,763 --> 00:32:09,464
What the fuck?

543
00:32:10,499 --> 00:32:12,501
Well, open the door
and check on him.

544
00:32:18,674 --> 00:32:20,676
You hit my nose
with the door.

545
00:32:21,044 --> 00:32:23,545
I...
I told you to stay back.

546
00:32:23,579 --> 00:32:26,448
Do you wanna know why
my plans changed tonight?

547
00:32:27,716 --> 00:32:29,085
Do you?

548
00:32:29,118 --> 00:32:31,520
Because Lauren and I
got into a fight.

549
00:32:32,588 --> 00:32:33,722
Bullshit.

550
00:32:33,755 --> 00:32:36,159
It's really bad, Sam.

551
00:32:36,192 --> 00:32:37,994
Are you happy now?

552
00:32:38,027 --> 00:32:39,595
You're lying.

553
00:32:39,628 --> 00:32:40,863
I am not.

554
00:32:40,896 --> 00:32:42,966
You've been following us
since we got here.

555
00:32:42,999 --> 00:32:44,968
What are you talking about?

556
00:32:45,001 --> 00:32:47,669
Stop fucking with me!

557
00:32:47,703 --> 00:32:52,075
- I thought we were friends!
- Yeah, we <i>were</i> friends!

558
00:32:52,108 --> 00:32:53,076
We <i>wer</i>!

559
00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:57,579
But we haven't even talked
in like 10 years!

560
00:32:57,613 --> 00:32:59,148
You ever wonder why
I don't respond

561
00:32:59,182 --> 00:33:01,750
to any of your text messages?

562
00:33:05,687 --> 00:33:07,756
Goodnight, Santa.

563
00:33:13,096 --> 00:33:14,897
How could you do that?

564
00:33:16,032 --> 00:33:18,600
He is trying to
steal you from me.

565
00:33:18,634 --> 00:33:20,736
- I thought he was your friend.
- False.

566
00:33:20,769 --> 00:33:21,670
Not false.

567
00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:24,706
Ashley, he's trying
to take you from me.

568
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:27,043
- He's always trying...
- Sam, that's not even true. I...

569
00:33:27,076 --> 00:33:29,178
- Don't you see it?
- What are you talking about?

570
00:33:29,212 --> 00:33:31,114
Don't you?

571
00:33:31,147 --> 00:33:33,448
I love you.

572
00:33:46,062 --> 00:33:47,696
Ashley.

573
00:33:48,932 --> 00:33:51,100
Ashley, come on.

574
00:33:54,270 --> 00:33:56,471
I'm the good guy here.

575
00:33:56,505 --> 00:33:58,607
I'm not the bad guy.

576
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,876
I'm the good guy,
he's the bad guy,

577
00:34:00,910 --> 00:34:02,211
he's not the good guy.

578
00:34:02,245 --> 00:34:04,546
I'm the good guy,
he's the bad guy,

579
00:34:04,579 --> 00:34:06,182
I'm the good guy.

580
00:34:13,789 --> 00:34:15,757
I'm the good guy.

581
00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:17,726
How did I become
the bad guy?

582
00:34:36,712 --> 00:34:37,947
Hello?

583
00:34:40,782 --> 00:34:42,218
Ashley?

584
00:35:41,777 --> 00:35:43,046
I know you're out there.

585
00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:44,780
I heard you!

586
00:35:55,158 --> 00:35:56,625
Sam?

587
00:36:04,133 --> 00:36:05,901
Sam.

588
00:36:11,941 --> 00:36:13,276
Hello?

589
00:36:14,343 --> 00:36:15,744
Who's there?

590
00:36:20,216 --> 00:36:21,783
Nolan?

591
00:36:22,385 --> 00:36:24,020
Nolan, is that you?

592
00:36:26,222 --> 00:36:27,990
Yeah.
Yeah, come out here.

593
00:36:28,890 --> 00:36:30,193
Show yourself!

594
00:36:44,006 --> 00:36:45,308
What the fuck?

595
00:36:47,809 --> 00:36:49,178
<i>Sam.</i>

596
00:36:50,947 --> 00:36:52,014
What are you doing?

597
00:36:52,048 --> 00:36:53,648
Do you see him?
Do you see him?

598
00:36:53,682 --> 00:36:54,917
See who?

599
00:36:57,253 --> 00:36:59,021
He was just...
he was just there.

600
00:36:59,055 --> 00:37:00,722
Who was just there?

601
00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:02,024
Nolan.

602
00:37:04,093 --> 00:37:06,761
No, this...
this is too crazy.

603
00:37:08,097 --> 00:37:10,333
No, this is too
fucking crazy.

604
00:37:15,304 --> 00:37:18,040
This motherfucker.

605
00:37:25,248 --> 00:37:26,983
I know you're out there

606
00:37:27,749 --> 00:37:30,319
and I can stay out here
all night.

607
00:37:32,121 --> 00:37:33,422
You're not gonna win!

608
00:37:42,965 --> 00:37:44,400
Actually,
I'm gonna go inside.

609
00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:46,402
I'm gonna go back inside.

610
00:37:49,071 --> 00:37:51,207
But I got plans.

611
00:38:20,303 --> 00:38:21,404
What?

612
00:38:21,437 --> 00:38:23,406
Good morning.

613
00:38:23,439 --> 00:38:24,773
Hi.

614
00:38:24,806 --> 00:38:27,842
I made us a little breakfast.

615
00:38:27,876 --> 00:38:29,912
I hope it's not fish.

616
00:38:36,552 --> 00:38:37,852
That was... that was...
that was funny.

617
00:38:37,886 --> 00:38:38,955
- That was a good one.
- Thanks.

618
00:38:38,988 --> 00:38:40,889
Oh yeah,
you're so funny.

619
00:38:42,391 --> 00:38:44,427
Sit down, sit.
Sit, sit, sit.

620
00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:46,128
- Okay.
- Yeah.

621
00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:05,948
Hmm, thank you.

622
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,255
Go on.

623
00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:15,890
Are you feeling okay?

624
00:39:16,858 --> 00:39:18,928
Couldn't be better.

625
00:39:19,495 --> 00:39:20,963
Hmm.

626
00:39:20,997 --> 00:39:22,932
But eat.
Eat, eat, eat, eat.

627
00:39:22,965 --> 00:39:24,066
You don't want it
to get cold.

628
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,835
- Okay, Sam, what's going on?
- What do you mean?

629
00:39:26,868 --> 00:39:30,239
Uh, you're acting
really weird.

630
00:39:30,273 --> 00:39:31,840
I am?

631
00:39:31,873 --> 00:39:33,009
Yes.

632
00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:34,343
Yes, you are.

633
00:39:35,911 --> 00:39:41,217
Well, I did think
that we could talk.

634
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,356
Um, what about?

635
00:39:49,225 --> 00:39:53,129
Marriage and stuff.

636
00:39:57,433 --> 00:39:59,834
Hmm. Um...

637
00:40:01,470 --> 00:40:03,172
And stuff?

638
00:40:03,205 --> 00:40:06,275
Like... kids.

639
00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:19,388
What do you think?

640
00:40:21,657 --> 00:40:23,559
Mm...

641
00:40:24,293 --> 00:40:26,262
I think it's really good.

642
00:40:27,630 --> 00:40:29,365
Really good.

643
00:40:32,268 --> 00:40:33,569
Mm-hmm.

644
00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:35,471
Mm.

645
00:42:52,041 --> 00:42:55,211
Hey, mom, it's Ash.

646
00:42:55,244 --> 00:42:59,248
Just calling to let you know
that we made it okay.

647
00:42:59,281 --> 00:43:02,585
Um, I... I don't really have very
good cell service up here.

648
00:43:02,618 --> 00:43:06,355
I actually have no
cell service up here.

649
00:43:06,388 --> 00:43:08,457
So uh, if you wanna
call me back

650
00:43:08,491 --> 00:43:10,759
you can reach me
at this number,

651
00:43:10,793 --> 00:43:13,062
the uh, the house number

652
00:43:13,095 --> 00:43:18,100
or the landline
or the land number...

653
00:43:18,133 --> 00:43:21,237
no, the... the house line uh...
uh, whatever.

654
00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:24,206
I would really uh...
I'd love to hear from you.

655
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:27,610
So yeah uh,
call me back.

656
00:43:27,643 --> 00:43:29,378
Love you.

657
00:43:29,411 --> 00:43:31,213
Bye.

658
00:43:31,413 --> 00:43:32,748
Hm.

659
00:45:13,549 --> 00:45:16,920
<i>Hi, Samuel,
your mom here.</i>

660
00:45:16,953 --> 00:45:19,388
<i>Why aren't you picking up
the phone?</i>

661
00:45:19,421 --> 00:45:21,323
<i>Again, it's your mother.</i>

662
00:45:21,357 --> 00:45:22,558
<i>Sam.</i>

663
00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:23,859
<i>Hello?</i>

664
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,561
<i>Samuel?</i>

665
00:45:25,594 --> 00:45:29,164
<i>- Did you ask him?
- I know, I'll ask, hold on.</i>

666
00:45:29,198 --> 00:45:31,200
<i>Your father says
he can't wait</i>

667
00:45:31,233 --> 00:45:33,937
<i>to spend time with you
and Ashley this week.</i>

668
00:45:33,970 --> 00:45:35,704
<i>When are you gonna
marry that girl?</i>

669
00:45:35,738 --> 00:45:38,807
<i>We'd like to be
grandparent someday.</i>

670
00:45:38,841 --> 00:45:40,676
<i>Sam?</i>

671
00:45:40,709 --> 00:45:42,578
<i>Samuel?</i>

672
00:45:42,611 --> 00:45:44,146
<i>Hello?</i>

673
00:45:47,282 --> 00:45:48,817
<i>We'll be back on Sunday.</i>

674
00:45:48,851 --> 00:45:51,253
<i>- Did you tell him?
- I told him!</i>

675
00:45:51,286 --> 00:45:52,554
<i>It's your mother.</i>

676
00:46:33,629 --> 00:46:35,464
- Hey!
- What? What?

677
00:46:36,465 --> 00:46:38,534
- Sam, right?
- Yeah.

678
00:46:38,567 --> 00:46:41,370
You're Nolan's wife, right?

679
00:46:41,403 --> 00:46:42,604
Uh, yeah, Lauren.

680
00:46:42,638 --> 00:46:45,240
Lauren, Lauren, right.

681
00:46:45,274 --> 00:46:47,342
Wow! Wow!

682
00:46:47,743 --> 00:46:48,744
Wow!

683
00:46:48,777 --> 00:46:50,279
How... ho...
I mean how are you?

684
00:46:50,312 --> 00:46:51,280
Not bad.

685
00:46:51,313 --> 00:46:55,018
Oh, okay, 'cause we missed
you last night.

686
00:46:55,051 --> 00:46:57,453
Uh, maybe we can
do it again sometime.

687
00:46:57,486 --> 00:47:01,857
- Lauren, is everything okay?
- With what?

688
00:47:01,890 --> 00:47:04,693
I mean you can
tell me anything.

689
00:47:04,727 --> 00:47:06,395
No.

690
00:47:06,428 --> 00:47:08,464
No, nothing's wrong.

691
00:47:08,497 --> 00:47:09,698
Are you... are you okay?

692
00:47:09,732 --> 00:47:12,801
I am great
and I feel even better

693
00:47:12,835 --> 00:47:15,437
now that I know
you're okay.

694
00:47:16,638 --> 00:47:17,941
That's great.

695
00:47:17,974 --> 00:47:21,643
Uh, it was really good
running into you again.

696
00:47:21,677 --> 00:47:23,579
I'm just gonna...

697
00:47:23,612 --> 00:47:25,314
Okay. Yeah.

698
00:47:25,347 --> 00:47:27,316
Enjoy that store, Laura.

699
00:47:27,349 --> 00:47:29,451
A lot of gems in there!

700
00:47:32,021 --> 00:47:34,389
Thank you for
letting me explain.

701
00:47:34,790 --> 00:47:37,326
Especially, after how
I acted last night.

702
00:47:37,359 --> 00:47:38,928
You know what?
It's nothing.

703
00:47:38,962 --> 00:47:40,696
- Really, just...
- It's not nothing.

704
00:47:40,729 --> 00:47:42,065
Don't worry about it.

705
00:47:42,098 --> 00:47:44,333
- You're bein' really cool about the whole thing.
- Thank you.

706
00:47:45,101 --> 00:47:46,435
Hey!

707
00:47:46,468 --> 00:47:47,904
There you are.

708
00:47:47,937 --> 00:47:51,074
Uh, what's um...
what's goin' on here?

709
00:47:51,107 --> 00:47:54,309
We are decorating the tree.

710
00:47:54,343 --> 00:47:57,446
Ah!
I see.

711
00:47:57,479 --> 00:48:00,449
So I know that last night
ended badly,

712
00:48:00,482 --> 00:48:04,319
but Nolan wanted to come over
and apologize.

713
00:48:04,353 --> 00:48:06,923
Yeah, man.
I'm really sorry.

714
00:48:06,956 --> 00:48:08,490
Friends?

715
00:48:14,964 --> 00:48:16,331
Okay.

716
00:48:16,365 --> 00:48:17,432
Yeah.

717
00:48:17,466 --> 00:48:18,801
So do you wanna help us out?

718
00:48:18,834 --> 00:48:21,436
- Yeah, come on, put an ornament on the tree.
- So throw one on.

719
00:48:21,470 --> 00:48:22,604
No, thank you.

720
00:48:22,638 --> 00:48:24,740
Come on,
put one on the tree.

721
00:48:24,773 --> 00:48:26,708
I'm really okay.

722
00:48:26,742 --> 00:48:27,944
Dude, it's your tree,

723
00:48:27,977 --> 00:48:29,611
you should put this
ornament on it...

724
00:48:30,379 --> 00:48:31,915
- Okay.
- No.

725
00:48:31,948 --> 00:48:34,683
Why don't one of you go
and grab some wood?

726
00:48:34,716 --> 00:48:35,985
- Sure.
- That would be amazing.

727
00:48:36,019 --> 00:48:36,718
- Yeah.
- We need that.

728
00:48:36,752 --> 00:48:38,520
- I'll get the wood.
- Yeah.

729
00:48:38,554 --> 00:48:39,855
It's no problem,
I can do it.

730
00:48:39,888 --> 00:48:42,491
No, I said I get the wood,
so I'll get the wood.

731
00:48:43,392 --> 00:48:46,062
- I'm just offering to get...
- Yeah.

732
00:48:46,095 --> 00:48:51,500
And I'm declining the offer
to get the wood.

733
00:48:51,533 --> 00:48:53,036
I think you should just
let him get the wood.

734
00:48:53,069 --> 00:48:54,736
I'll get the wood.

735
00:48:55,537 --> 00:48:56,973
You're gettin' the wood.

736
00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:59,408
Sam's gettin' the wood.

737
00:49:02,511 --> 00:49:03,712
Okay.

738
00:49:03,745 --> 00:49:05,547
Yeah, Sam...
Sam, go get the wood.

739
00:49:07,749 --> 00:49:09,852
- Go get the wood, Sam.
- I'll get the wood.

740
00:49:09,885 --> 00:49:12,387
- Okay, perfect.
- You really seemed upset for a second.

741
00:49:12,421 --> 00:49:14,157
Jeez Louise.

742
00:49:14,190 --> 00:49:15,624
You're so funny.

743
00:49:18,594 --> 00:49:19,996
Oh my gosh.

744
00:49:20,997 --> 00:49:22,966
- That was scary.
- Yeah. Yeah.

745
00:49:23,699 --> 00:49:26,102
- Okay, he'll be fine.
- Yeah.

746
00:49:26,135 --> 00:49:27,703
He'll be fine.

747
00:49:34,043 --> 00:49:35,544
You come to my house,

748
00:49:35,577 --> 00:49:37,080
tell me you're gonna
get my wood.

749
00:49:37,113 --> 00:49:38,714
Sam's getting the wood.

750
00:49:40,984 --> 00:49:42,517
Shit.

751
00:49:42,551 --> 00:49:44,653
Why... why is Sam
getting the wood?

752
00:49:46,588 --> 00:49:47,856
<i>Oh, I feel so good.</i>

753
00:49:47,890 --> 00:49:48,891
- I feel so good.
- Ah, yes!

754
00:49:48,925 --> 00:49:50,492
I can't stop. Ashley.

755
00:49:50,525 --> 00:49:53,729
Oh, my god.

756
00:50:02,638 --> 00:50:05,807
You two have a good time
while I was away?

757
00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:08,877
Uh, yeah.

758
00:50:08,912 --> 00:50:11,647
Uh, I put the star
on top of the tree.

759
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,919
Oh, I'm sure you did.

760
00:50:17,253 --> 00:50:19,554
I... I did.

761
00:50:23,825 --> 00:50:25,128
What about you?

762
00:50:25,161 --> 00:50:26,795
Did you have fun?

763
00:50:27,896 --> 00:50:29,698
What do you mean, Sam?

764
00:50:29,731 --> 00:50:32,634
Did you have a good time?

765
00:50:32,668 --> 00:50:34,938
We've been waiting for you.

766
00:50:34,971 --> 00:50:36,738
- Oh, you have?
- Yeah, we were.

767
00:50:39,142 --> 00:50:41,177
Oh!

768
00:50:45,982 --> 00:50:48,817
This is not him.

769
00:50:48,850 --> 00:50:50,920
Okay, what are you
talking about?

770
00:50:50,954 --> 00:50:54,823
The Nolan I knew
was an asshole.

771
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:57,193
Mm...

772
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,796
Okay, um...

773
00:51:02,764 --> 00:51:04,499
Things change,
you know that.

774
00:51:05,234 --> 00:51:07,003
Do I know that?

775
00:51:07,036 --> 00:51:08,870
Do I know that, Nolan?

776
00:51:08,905 --> 00:51:10,539
Yeah, because the Sam
that I knew

777
00:51:10,572 --> 00:51:12,641
wasn't a dick
and look at him now.

778
00:51:12,674 --> 00:51:16,545
- That's not helpful in this situation.
- A small little dick.

779
00:51:17,246 --> 00:51:20,216
Don't talk about my dick.

780
00:51:20,249 --> 00:51:24,187
I'll say whatever I want
about your dick.

781
00:51:25,754 --> 00:51:27,489
That's um...

782
00:51:30,759 --> 00:51:31,860
I need to talk
to you outside.

783
00:51:31,893 --> 00:51:33,930
What do you need to talk
to me about?

784
00:51:34,964 --> 00:51:36,631
Alone.
I need to talk to you outside.

785
00:51:36,665 --> 00:51:37,666
Are you okay?

786
00:51:37,699 --> 00:51:39,501
Can we please go outside
and talk?

787
00:51:42,238 --> 00:51:43,940
Okay. Yeah.

788
00:51:43,973 --> 00:51:44,873
- Okay.
- Yeah.

789
00:51:44,907 --> 00:51:47,210
Okay, okay, can you just
hold this please?

790
00:51:50,179 --> 00:51:51,713
Where are you goin'?

791
00:51:52,215 --> 00:51:53,582
Fuck.

792
00:51:53,615 --> 00:51:55,817
What an idiot.

793
00:51:56,651 --> 00:51:59,122
Hey, hey, just let me
put on my jacket.

794
00:52:01,623 --> 00:52:03,525
What are we doing out here,
Sam?

795
00:52:05,228 --> 00:52:06,762
What is that?

796
00:52:07,230 --> 00:52:09,898
So...

797
00:52:09,932 --> 00:52:12,035
I have to ask you something

798
00:52:12,068 --> 00:52:15,038
before he takes you away.

799
00:52:15,071 --> 00:52:17,273
No, no, no, no.
Stop bringing him up.

800
00:52:17,306 --> 00:52:20,143
He's not doing anything.
You are doing everything.

801
00:52:20,176 --> 00:52:22,744
- I mean, he's the one that's following us...
- No.

802
00:52:22,778 --> 00:52:24,247
- Around but...
- You have to stop with that.

803
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,580
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Stop it!

804
00:52:25,614 --> 00:52:26,315
- Just... just...
- Stop!

805
00:52:26,349 --> 00:52:28,617
Let me finish.
Can I finish?

806
00:52:28,650 --> 00:52:30,119
Sure.

807
00:52:31,287 --> 00:52:33,789
So uh...

808
00:52:35,224 --> 00:52:36,359
No.

809
00:52:36,392 --> 00:52:39,594
No, no, no, no.

810
00:52:39,628 --> 00:52:41,064
No.

811
00:52:41,264 --> 00:52:43,832
- No what?
- No, I don't...

812
00:52:43,865 --> 00:52:47,736
I don't wanna marry you,
okay?

813
00:52:47,769 --> 00:52:48,603
- What?
- I love you,

814
00:52:48,637 --> 00:52:50,806
but this weekend
has been an absolute...

815
00:52:50,839 --> 00:52:53,809
Fucking disaster, okay?

816
00:52:53,842 --> 00:52:54,477
No.

817
00:52:54,510 --> 00:52:55,710
No, it's not the right time.

818
00:52:55,744 --> 00:52:56,546
I don't know
what you're doing,

819
00:52:56,578 --> 00:52:57,612
I don't know
what you're thinking.

820
00:52:57,646 --> 00:52:59,949
- But you know, maybe it'll never uh...
- No!

821
00:52:59,982 --> 00:53:01,284
- Feel like the right time.
- No, you know what?

822
00:53:01,317 --> 00:53:02,952
- I don't wanna do this with you right now, okay?
- Ashley.

823
00:53:02,985 --> 00:53:04,619
I'm gonna go inside

824
00:53:04,653 --> 00:53:06,055
and I'm gonna make dinner,
okay?

825
00:53:06,089 --> 00:53:06,822
You didn't ever let me like,
get through the...

826
00:53:06,855 --> 00:53:09,225
No, I don't want you
to finish.

827
00:53:09,258 --> 00:53:11,360
- Let me go.
- Well, what about the tree?

828
00:53:12,095 --> 00:53:14,363
It's done, okay.

829
00:53:20,970 --> 00:53:21,703
Huh?

830
00:53:21,736 --> 00:53:23,239
I can tell you something.
No.

831
00:53:32,148 --> 00:53:34,749
- Oh, Nolan.
- We need to leave.

832
00:53:34,783 --> 00:53:37,853
You'll be safe with me,
away from... Sam.

833
00:53:42,225 --> 00:53:43,892
You alright?

834
00:53:45,861 --> 00:53:47,130
No.

835
00:53:52,235 --> 00:53:56,205
Look, about last night
and a minute ago,

836
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,175
I'm sorry,
I haven't felt myself.

837
00:54:04,947 --> 00:54:08,850
Everything is not alright,
Nolan.

838
00:54:10,785 --> 00:54:12,121
Yeah, I'm...

839
00:54:12,155 --> 00:54:13,422
I'm sorry, okay?
I've...

840
00:54:13,456 --> 00:54:15,824
I've been upset and...

841
00:54:17,226 --> 00:54:18,294
What?

842
00:54:18,327 --> 00:54:20,229
I don't think I ever forgave
you for what happened

843
00:54:20,263 --> 00:54:22,265
after my sister died.

844
00:54:22,298 --> 00:54:24,100
I...

845
00:54:24,133 --> 00:54:26,969
I'm listening to you talk
about how you're upset?

846
00:54:27,003 --> 00:54:28,837
I mean...

847
00:54:28,870 --> 00:54:30,805
You were my
best friend, man.

848
00:54:31,908 --> 00:54:34,977
Every summer when you
would come into town,

849
00:54:35,011 --> 00:54:36,913
that was the best part
of my year,

850
00:54:36,946 --> 00:54:38,780
hanging out with you.

851
00:54:38,813 --> 00:54:42,851
And then my sister dies
and I never hear from you.

852
00:54:42,884 --> 00:54:45,121
You leave
and never come back.

853
00:54:46,155 --> 00:54:47,957
And now all of a sudden,
you're here

854
00:54:47,990 --> 00:54:49,192
and I'm excited
to hang out with you,

855
00:54:49,225 --> 00:54:50,825
but you keep hurting
my feelings.

856
00:54:50,859 --> 00:54:52,361
So yeah, I'm upset.

857
00:54:53,362 --> 00:54:56,499
But I know that I haven't been
the best friend to you either,

858
00:54:56,532 --> 00:54:58,100
so I'm sorry.

859
00:54:58,134 --> 00:55:03,339
Yeah, you ruined
my fuckin' life.

860
00:55:04,407 --> 00:55:06,309
What?
No, I didn't.

861
00:55:07,443 --> 00:55:09,078
That's crazy,
I did no such thing.

862
00:55:09,111 --> 00:55:10,745
You did.

863
00:55:10,779 --> 00:55:15,051
You did such a thing.

864
00:55:15,418 --> 00:55:17,253
I maybe took
my anger out on you,

865
00:55:17,286 --> 00:55:18,421
but it's over now, okay?

866
00:55:18,454 --> 00:55:19,754
It's fine.

867
00:55:19,788 --> 00:55:24,460
Nolan,
stay away from Ashley.

868
00:55:24,493 --> 00:55:25,962
I don't think she's gonna
go for that, man.

869
00:55:25,995 --> 00:55:28,164
I think she might
wanna invite me

870
00:55:28,197 --> 00:55:29,298
to be a part
of the wedding.

871
00:55:29,332 --> 00:55:30,933
Stay away from her.

872
00:55:30,967 --> 00:55:35,037
- Come on, now, Sam.
- Don't Sam me.

873
00:55:35,538 --> 00:55:37,106
That's your name.

874
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,042
You're such a fucking liar.

875
00:55:40,076 --> 00:55:42,844
No, I'm not.
I am honest to my core.

876
00:55:42,877 --> 00:55:44,113
I always tell the truth.

877
00:55:44,146 --> 00:55:47,049
This is all just some
game to you, isn't it?

878
00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:48,517
What kind of game
would that be?

879
00:55:48,551 --> 00:55:50,519
I love games.
This sucks.

880
00:55:54,323 --> 00:55:55,790
You know.

881
00:55:55,824 --> 00:55:56,825
Know what?

882
00:55:56,858 --> 00:55:58,527
You know, don't you?

883
00:55:58,561 --> 00:56:01,330
Maybe, but I'm not sure
what we're talking about.

884
00:56:01,364 --> 00:56:04,100
- Stay away from me.
- Why?

885
00:56:04,133 --> 00:56:06,768
Stay away from me
and Ashley.

886
00:56:10,172 --> 00:56:12,041
Dude.

887
00:56:12,074 --> 00:56:13,542
Would you put that down,
please?

888
00:56:13,576 --> 00:56:16,412
Oh, but I really like it.

889
00:56:16,445 --> 00:56:18,880
Sam, put that down
you might hurt yourself, okay?

890
00:56:18,914 --> 00:56:19,582
That's very sharp.

891
00:56:19,615 --> 00:56:21,117
- Is this dangerous?
- Yes.

892
00:56:21,150 --> 00:56:23,818
Oh, then you should probably
stay away from it.

893
00:56:23,852 --> 00:56:25,354
No, you should
stay away from it.

894
00:56:25,388 --> 00:56:26,188
You can put it down,

895
00:56:26,222 --> 00:56:27,590
and I can pick it up
and sheathe it.

896
00:56:27,623 --> 00:56:29,891
Oh, I feel so good to hold it,
though.

897
00:56:29,925 --> 00:56:32,028
Sam, would you put the fuckin'
machete down?

898
00:56:32,061 --> 00:56:33,828
Stay the fuck away from me
and Ashely.

899
00:56:33,862 --> 00:56:35,931
What are you talking about?
Would you put that down?

900
00:56:35,965 --> 00:56:38,267
- Stay back.
- Put that down!

901
00:56:38,301 --> 00:56:40,036
Put the fucking thing down,
Sam!

902
00:56:40,069 --> 00:56:42,271
- Stay away from us.
- Right now, before you hurt yourself!

903
00:56:42,305 --> 00:56:43,939
Put that thing down!

904
00:56:43,973 --> 00:56:45,007
Sam, I'm gonna disarm you.

905
00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:46,442
I'm gonna disarm you
in five seconds if you don't

906
00:56:46,475 --> 00:56:48,044
put that fucking thing down,
right now.

907
00:56:48,077 --> 00:56:49,912
Put the fucking thing down,
Sam!

908
00:56:49,945 --> 00:56:52,515
Put it down!
Put it down!

909
00:56:52,548 --> 00:56:53,815
Thank you, thank you,
put it down.

910
00:56:53,848 --> 00:56:55,618
- Oh, it's up, it's up, it's up, oh yeah.
- Put that thing down!

911
00:56:55,651 --> 00:56:57,153
Put it down!

912
00:56:57,186 --> 00:56:58,287
- Oh yeah. Oh, it's up, it's up, it's up.
- Put that fuckin' thing down!

913
00:56:58,321 --> 00:56:59,088
- Oh, it's up. Oh, look, oh, look!
- Put it down!

914
00:56:59,121 --> 00:57:01,324
Put it down,
thank you very much!

915
00:57:01,357 --> 00:57:03,993
Thank you very much
and put it down now!

916
00:57:04,026 --> 00:57:05,628
Put that fucking thing down,
Sam!

917
00:57:05,661 --> 00:57:07,530
Put that fucking thing down!

918
00:57:09,198 --> 00:57:10,466
Put it down, thank...

919
00:57:10,499 --> 00:57:11,500
Oh!

920
00:57:14,170 --> 00:57:15,271
Why did you do that?

921
00:57:15,304 --> 00:57:17,973
Why did you do that,
you fucking dick?

922
00:57:18,441 --> 00:57:19,874
You fucking dick.

923
00:57:19,909 --> 00:57:22,178
Why do that,
you fucking dick?

924
00:57:25,648 --> 00:57:27,350
Oh fuck.

925
00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:29,385
Oh fuck!

926
00:57:31,053 --> 00:57:33,122
Oh my God.
Oh!

927
00:57:46,001 --> 00:57:47,403
Nolan.

928
00:57:49,939 --> 00:57:51,307
Are you okay?

929
00:59:02,711 --> 00:59:03,712
Sam.

930
00:59:11,220 --> 00:59:12,388
Sam.

931
00:59:15,124 --> 00:59:16,459
Are you okay?

932
00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:19,562
Yeah.

933
00:59:19,595 --> 00:59:21,163
It was a mistake.

934
00:59:23,165 --> 00:59:24,366
What was a mistake?

935
00:59:26,402 --> 00:59:29,738
I want us to have a future
together, Ashley, but uh...

936
00:59:29,772 --> 00:59:30,739
but I fucked up.

937
00:59:30,773 --> 00:59:33,209
No, no, Sam.

938
00:59:33,242 --> 00:59:36,178
Okay, I need to tell you
something, okay?

939
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,982
I...

940
00:59:44,053 --> 00:59:45,488
I'm pregnant.

941
00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:51,494
I'm gonna be a father?

942
00:59:51,527 --> 00:59:53,596
Yeah.

943
00:59:53,629 --> 00:59:55,097
Yes.

944
00:59:55,130 --> 00:59:56,765
Yeah.

945
01:00:03,806 --> 01:00:08,143
But I don't <i>want</i>
to be a father!

946
01:00:08,177 --> 01:00:10,012
Hey...

947
01:00:10,479 --> 01:00:12,181
- Everything's gonna be okay, okay?
- No, it won't.

948
01:00:12,214 --> 01:00:13,549
- We're gonna figure it out, yes.
- No, we won't.

949
01:00:13,582 --> 01:00:14,650
Yes, it will.
Yes, it will.

950
01:00:14,683 --> 01:00:16,785
No, it won't!

951
01:00:22,124 --> 01:00:25,261
Sam, what happened?

952
01:00:27,696 --> 01:00:29,765
I never told you
what happened.

953
01:00:29,798 --> 01:00:32,201
What do you mean?

954
01:00:32,234 --> 01:00:36,505
I... like, what really
happened.

955
01:00:44,747 --> 01:00:45,648
It was me.

956
01:00:47,349 --> 01:00:49,084
I need to...
I need to tell you something.

957
01:00:49,118 --> 01:00:50,319
I'm pregnant.

958
01:00:50,419 --> 01:00:53,322
It was always me.

959
01:00:55,190 --> 01:00:56,725
It's yours.

960
01:00:56,759 --> 01:00:58,727
Didn't you see this coming?

961
01:00:59,461 --> 01:01:01,530
What are you talking about?

962
01:01:03,766 --> 01:01:04,833
Where's Nolan?

963
01:01:05,768 --> 01:01:07,503
Nolan is gone.

964
01:01:07,536 --> 01:01:09,204
Sam, you're scaring me.

965
01:01:11,273 --> 01:01:12,775
I'm scaring you?

966
01:01:12,808 --> 01:01:14,376
Are you scared?!

967
01:01:14,476 --> 01:01:15,744
Are you scared?

968
01:01:15,778 --> 01:01:17,646
Because you will be!

969
01:01:19,281 --> 01:01:20,449
Nolan?

970
01:01:20,482 --> 01:01:21,617
Nolan?

971
01:01:22,585 --> 01:01:25,087
What the fuck?
Um...

972
01:01:27,389 --> 01:01:29,124
Jesus, fuck!

973
01:01:29,158 --> 01:01:30,693
- Baby Jesus.
- What?

974
01:01:31,660 --> 01:01:33,162
Can you hear him?

975
01:01:33,696 --> 01:01:34,396
Hear who?

976
01:01:34,430 --> 01:01:37,333
That baby.
His sister's baby.

977
01:01:38,434 --> 01:01:40,269
- My baby.
- What are you talking about?

978
01:01:40,302 --> 01:01:41,270
I've just been hearing him
all weekend,

979
01:01:41,303 --> 01:01:43,739
- it won't stop crying.
- I don't hear anything.

980
01:01:43,772 --> 01:01:46,475
Ashley, will you make him
stop crying?

981
01:01:46,508 --> 01:01:47,610
I don't hear anything.

982
01:01:47,643 --> 01:01:50,346
- But he won't stop crying.
- I don't hear anything.

983
01:01:50,947 --> 01:01:52,548
Where are you going?

984
01:01:52,581 --> 01:01:54,483
I'm going to use the phone,
okay?

985
01:01:54,516 --> 01:01:55,818
Who you gonna call?

986
01:01:57,753 --> 01:01:59,521
Ghostbusters?

987
01:02:01,523 --> 01:02:03,626
You didn't laugh
at my joke.

988
01:02:03,659 --> 01:02:05,294
- Why didn't you laugh at my joke?
- Sam, it's gonna be okay, okay?

989
01:02:05,327 --> 01:02:06,629
- Just gonna go inside and I'm gonna use the phone.
- Isn't that why you love me,

990
01:02:06,662 --> 01:02:09,898
- because I make you laugh?
- I'm gonna use the phone, okay?

991
01:02:09,933 --> 01:02:12,234
Who you gonna call?

992
01:02:12,267 --> 01:02:15,204
The... the Ghostbusters.

993
01:02:15,939 --> 01:02:17,773
That's not funny.

994
01:02:17,806 --> 01:02:20,576
- I'm going to call the police, okay?
- Why?

995
01:02:20,609 --> 01:02:22,344
Because Nolan needs our help.

996
01:02:22,378 --> 01:02:24,546
- You're gonna help him?
- He's dying, okay?

997
01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:27,182
He's not dying,
he's dead.

998
01:02:28,217 --> 01:02:29,052
And if you call the police,

999
01:02:29,085 --> 01:02:30,920
I'm gonna get into
a lot of trouble.

1000
01:02:31,553 --> 01:02:33,222
We can get past this.

1001
01:02:34,223 --> 01:02:36,625
Just stop, okay?

1002
01:02:36,659 --> 01:02:38,494
- Stop.
- Okay.

1003
01:02:38,995 --> 01:02:40,262
Ashley.

1004
01:02:40,629 --> 01:02:41,630
Ashley!

1005
01:02:42,731 --> 01:02:44,199
Ashley!

1006
01:02:45,834 --> 01:02:48,837
Ashley, I just wanna talk.

1007
01:02:49,505 --> 01:02:50,639
Ashley!

1008
01:02:55,711 --> 01:02:57,179
What the fuck?

1009
01:02:57,312 --> 01:02:58,714
What the fuck?

1010
01:03:02,518 --> 01:03:04,286
No, no.

1011
01:03:04,319 --> 01:03:05,955
Oh no,

1012
01:03:05,989 --> 01:03:08,590
I think there's something
wrong with the phone.

1013
01:03:21,704 --> 01:03:22,805
Ashely?

1014
01:03:23,539 --> 01:03:24,707
Ashely?

1015
01:03:24,740 --> 01:03:25,841
Ashely?!

1016
01:03:25,874 --> 01:03:27,944
I just... I just really feel like
you're making a big deal

1017
01:03:27,977 --> 01:03:29,344
about nothing here.

1018
01:03:29,378 --> 01:03:30,846
<i>We can talk through this!</i>

1019
01:03:30,879 --> 01:03:34,216
<i>Remember, I'm a good
communicator!</i>

1020
01:03:39,388 --> 01:03:40,889
Like the time I said
I didn't like your friends,

1021
01:03:40,924 --> 01:03:42,725
remember we got through that?!

1022
01:03:42,758 --> 01:03:45,427
If we can get through that,
we can get through anything!

1023
01:03:45,461 --> 01:03:46,695
Ashely!

1024
01:03:57,706 --> 01:03:59,641
Ashely!

1025
01:03:59,675 --> 01:04:01,310
<i>It... it's yours.</i>

1026
01:04:02,544 --> 01:04:03,947
I'm gonna keep it.

1027
01:04:07,449 --> 01:04:10,385
Nolan, Ashley has been acting
really weird.

1028
01:04:10,419 --> 01:04:11,955
I'm a little worried about her.

1029
01:04:11,988 --> 01:04:13,655
Have you seen her?

1030
01:04:15,024 --> 01:04:16,792
Yeah, probably not.

1031
01:04:18,627 --> 01:04:22,031
Ashley,
you're not thinking rationally.

1032
01:04:23,565 --> 01:04:27,036
The person from the adoption
agency is coming over next week

1033
01:04:27,070 --> 01:04:30,339
to see if our apartment
is good enough for a dog!

1034
01:04:30,372 --> 01:04:32,608
That's happening next week!

1035
01:04:32,641 --> 01:04:35,844
Well, just come out
and we'll talk about this, okay,

1036
01:04:35,878 --> 01:04:38,081
so we can get the dog.

1037
01:04:38,114 --> 01:04:40,582
And your birthday
is comin' up!

1038
01:04:40,616 --> 01:04:42,451
You want to spend that alone?

1039
01:04:45,821 --> 01:04:49,725
And I've already talked to your
sister about a fun party.

1040
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,328
So just come out.

1041
01:04:53,362 --> 01:04:55,397
<i>We can do all the things
you like.</i>

1042
01:04:55,430 --> 01:04:57,699
<i>We can go to that bar
that you really like.</i>

1043
01:04:57,733 --> 01:04:59,568
<i>Ashley, are you in here?</i>

1044
01:05:00,402 --> 01:05:02,005
<i>It's cold in here.</i>

1045
01:05:06,508 --> 01:05:07,810
<i>Ashley.</i>

1046
01:05:10,379 --> 01:05:11,647
Oh, Ashely.

1047
01:05:12,614 --> 01:05:14,783
Ashley, are you sure
you don't wanna adopt a dog?

1048
01:05:17,419 --> 01:05:19,088
Ashely, come outside!

1049
01:05:19,888 --> 01:05:21,423
Ashley!

1050
01:05:21,456 --> 01:05:22,891
Ashley, please!

1051
01:05:22,926 --> 01:05:23,859
Ashley.

1052
01:05:23,892 --> 01:05:25,061
Ashley, open the door.

1053
01:05:25,094 --> 01:05:26,862
- Ashley, open the door!
- Fuck.

1054
01:05:28,630 --> 01:05:29,966
Ashley!

1055
01:05:29,999 --> 01:05:31,834
Ashley, please!

1056
01:05:31,867 --> 01:05:33,802
Ashley! Ashley!
Ashley!

1057
01:05:33,836 --> 01:05:35,370
Where's the keys?

1058
01:05:35,404 --> 01:05:36,638
Ashley!

1059
01:05:42,778 --> 01:05:44,813
What the fuck!
Fuck.

1060
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:52,754
Ashley,

1061
01:05:57,860 --> 01:05:59,728
you're so important to me.

1062
01:06:01,830 --> 01:06:03,632
You're the best thing
I have in my life.

1063
01:06:06,768 --> 01:06:08,570
I just wanna make you happy.

1064
01:06:08,604 --> 01:06:09,838
No.

1065
01:06:10,639 --> 01:06:11,673
And I know
you wanna get married

1066
01:06:11,707 --> 01:06:12,909
and you wanna have kids,

1067
01:06:13,842 --> 01:06:15,677
but Ashely...

1068
01:06:20,649 --> 01:06:23,652
That's not me, okay?

1069
01:06:24,988 --> 01:06:28,590
That's not...
that's not what I want,

1070
01:06:28,624 --> 01:06:30,759
and I know that now,

1071
01:06:30,893 --> 01:06:33,762
and maybe I knew that before,
but...

1072
01:06:33,795 --> 01:06:34,964
I didn't...

1073
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,068
I didn't tell you
to get pregnant.

1074
01:06:40,702 --> 01:06:44,473
And I thought we could
get married, but...

1075
01:06:49,878 --> 01:06:53,615
I didn't...
I didn't want this.

1076
01:06:57,086 --> 01:06:58,854
You wanna know the truth?

1077
01:07:01,157 --> 01:07:03,859
I wanted to marry you,
but...

1078
01:07:03,892 --> 01:07:06,195
Only after I found out
I was pregnant.

1079
01:07:07,263 --> 01:07:08,897
Yeah, I was...

1080
01:07:08,932 --> 01:07:11,167
I was settling for you.

1081
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,002
Mm-hmm.

1082
01:07:13,036 --> 01:07:17,173
You would be
a terrible father.

1083
01:07:27,616 --> 01:07:28,850
Ashley!

1084
01:08:04,886 --> 01:08:06,588
Fuck! Fuck!

1085
01:08:06,621 --> 01:08:10,193
Okay. Okay. Okay.

1086
01:08:10,226 --> 01:08:12,095
You know what?
Okay.

1087
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:58,975
- Oh, fuck!
- Ashley!

1088
01:09:00,343 --> 01:09:01,743
I have the keys.

1089
01:09:01,777 --> 01:09:03,845
Let's go, I have the keys.

1090
01:09:05,281 --> 01:09:06,615
<i>Nolan?</i>

1091
01:09:06,648 --> 01:09:07,682
No.

1092
01:09:09,052 --> 01:09:10,552
Hello?

1093
01:09:12,088 --> 01:09:13,122
Sam!

1094
01:09:13,923 --> 01:09:16,591
Sam, you fucking dick!

1095
01:09:16,993 --> 01:09:21,197
You get out here!
This isn't cool.

1096
01:09:21,230 --> 01:09:24,200
You've been
a real big asshole!

1097
01:09:25,801 --> 01:09:28,603
And I don't want to be your
friend anymore.

1098
01:09:34,343 --> 01:09:35,811
Where did he go?

1099
01:09:38,114 --> 01:09:39,614
Nolan?

1100
01:09:43,119 --> 01:09:45,887
Oh fuck, the keys.

1101
01:10:43,212 --> 01:10:45,414
<i>I really tried.
I tried, Ashley.</i>

1102
01:10:45,448 --> 01:10:46,282
No.

1103
01:10:46,315 --> 01:10:50,219
<i>I really tried
to being so good.</i>

1104
01:10:50,253 --> 01:10:54,056
<i>We can have an adult
conversation.</i>

1105
01:10:55,258 --> 01:10:57,393
No.

1106
01:10:57,426 --> 01:10:59,028
Is this what you want?

1107
01:11:00,029 --> 01:11:02,431
Well, you can't have it.

1108
01:11:08,437 --> 01:11:10,772
Uh, Sam, Sam, Sam.

1109
01:11:10,805 --> 01:11:12,341
Sam, you know, we can...
we can must go back

1110
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:13,376
to the way things were,
okay?

1111
01:11:13,409 --> 01:11:15,144
I can... I can forget that
everything happened.

1112
01:11:15,178 --> 01:11:16,479
I can forget that
everything happened.

1113
01:11:16,512 --> 01:11:19,081
No, no, no, no,
I'll get rid of it, okay?

1114
01:11:21,117 --> 01:11:22,385
I will.

1115
01:11:22,418 --> 01:11:24,287
I'll get rid of it, okay!?

1116
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:26,022
I will.

1117
01:11:26,055 --> 01:11:27,756
Please.

1118
01:11:29,824 --> 01:11:31,893
I don't want it anymore.

1119
01:11:33,862 --> 01:11:35,097
Please.

1120
01:11:35,932 --> 01:11:37,366
Please.

1121
01:12:17,907 --> 01:12:20,476
I love you.
I love you.

1122
01:12:21,110 --> 01:12:22,478
That's nice.

1123
01:12:26,249 --> 01:12:28,817
Oh.

1124
01:12:44,066 --> 01:12:46,168
Ashley. Ashley.
Ashley. Ashley.

1125
01:12:50,339 --> 01:12:53,309
Oh, oh, look, look,
look, look.

1126
01:12:54,944 --> 01:12:56,078
Oh, look.

1127
01:13:07,523 --> 01:13:09,358
Will you marry me?

1128
01:13:15,131 --> 01:13:16,865
Yeah.

1129
01:15:02,037 --> 01:15:03,539
Okay.

1130
01:15:10,943 --> 01:15:15,943
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