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- >*Family guy intro ends*
- >*Scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV*
- >*Ding dong*
- >Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day?
- >*Peter opens the door*
- >Sneed: hey Peter!
- >Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
- >Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Sneed!
- >Brian: Holy shit, Sneed? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
- >*scene where Sneed is fighting Islamic terrorists while Glove Slap plays*
- >Sneed: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. Those Arabs sure tried to fuck and suck me!
- >*everyone but Meg laughs*
- >Chris: it’s great to have you back, Sneed!
- >Meg: whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid shitposts...
- >*Sneed throws a tractor onto Meg*
- >Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
- >Stewie: personally I prefer Baneposting, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit
- >*cleveland enters*
- >HOWDY YALL
- >*sneed turns around*
- >fuck off nigger
- >*entire family laughs*
- >Chris: YOU TELL HIM SNEED
- >Peter: FRIGGIN BASED
- >Brian: Normally I would condone such vulgar racism but i have to say sneed is very redpilled today
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