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sneed visits mcfarlen

Apr 5th, 2019
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  1. >*Family guy intro ends*
  2. >*Scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV*
  3. >*Ding dong*
  4. >Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day?
  5. >*Peter opens the door*
  6. >Sneed: hey Peter!
  7. >Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
  8. >Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Sneed!
  9. >Brian: Holy shit, Sneed? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
  10. >*scene where Sneed is fighting Islamic terrorists while Glove Slap plays*
  11. >Sneed: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. Those Arabs sure tried to fuck and suck me!
  12. >*everyone but Meg laughs*
  13. >Chris: it’s great to have you back, Sneed!
  14. >Meg: whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid shitposts...
  15. >*Sneed throws a tractor onto Meg*
  16. >Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
  17. >Stewie: personally I prefer Baneposting, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit
  18. >*cleveland enters*
  19. >HOWDY YALL
  20. >*sneed turns around*
  21. >fuck off nigger
  22. >*entire family laughs*
  23. >Chris: YOU TELL HIM SNEED
  24. >Peter: FRIGGIN BASED
  25. >Brian: Normally I would condone such vulgar racism but i have to say sneed is very redpilled today
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