Anon's PS2

[Verse 1]
I said to mom, "I'd like a PS2"
And I'd like some controllers as well"
She said to me, "Do you pay the bills here?"
And I said, "I've got games I can sell"
She said, "But doesnt Andrew have one?
You can go to his condo instead"
I said, "Andrew's a bit of a loser,
But I guess I'll go on right ahead"

[Chorus]
'Cause you're his PS2
You're Andrew's PS2
I'll wait for you, ya
I'll wait for you
Oh, you are his PS2
Dumb Andrew's PS2
I'll wait for you
Oh, I will wait for you

[Verse 2]
I stayed at Andrew's house till sunrise
I played every game once or twice
I couldn't doze off 'cause his snoring
His room was crawling with mice
How could he emit such an oder?
I really needed to get fresh air
PS2, I'll return dont worry
I left and I said a quick prayer

[Chorus]
'Cause you're his PS2
Andrews PS2
Be back for you
I'll be back for you
Won't be so long, PS2
Oh, Andrews PS2
Be back for you
Oh, I'll be back for you

[Bridge]
'Cause I love his PlayStation with all my heart
And there's nothin' gonna tear me and it apart
And if Andrew suddenly gave you away
I would wait for years until that day
but then when Andrew accidentally
spilled a soda on you
And then your circuits shorted out
circuits shorted out
Tears of loss that day were shed for you

[Outro]
You were his PS2