Gags The Clown (2018)

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Hey Jon, you missed

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a spot there on the back
of your neck.

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- Fuck you!
- I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry.

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I was just clowning around.

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Cory, seriously,
I'm not in the mood.

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Turn off the phone.

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Let's get the fuck out of here
so I can clean this shit off.

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What?

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Oh, my God, why are
there balloons in your car?

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- What?
- Goddamn it, Ash.

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What, you think
this is my fault?

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You drove,
it's your car.

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You probably left
the doors unlocked.

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Fuck you, I locked
the car, I know I did.

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Yeah, I bet you did.

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Besides, you're the one who had to go make a friend tonight.

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You just had to go find him,
didn't you? Now, look.

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How did he get in?
How did he get in?

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He broke in, genius.
And he probably stole all my stuff too.

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- Like what, you didn't have anything in there.
- Jesus!

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Oh, shit, guys,
he's following us.

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What?

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He's just
standing there watching.

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- This fucking guy.
- Oh, God. Jon.

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Dude, dude, I don't think
that's a good idea.

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- Guys, we need to get in the car.
- Hey, asshole.

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- Jon?
- You think you're pretty funny, huh?

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Cory! Jon?

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Why don't I come over there and beat the shit out of you?

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Jon, get in the car.

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You got nothing to say?

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- You're just gonna stand there?
- Cory, come on, get in the car!

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I should call the cops on your dumb ass.

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Both of you,
get in the car now!

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Who the hell fills
balloons with a bunch of powder?

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Everyone's all scared of you because they saw some photos on the news.

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- But you're nothing but a pussy.
- Jon!

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Come on, Jon, get in the car.
I want to get out of here!

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Come on, let's go.

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God, he's creeping me out.

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It's not Halloween,
you piece of shit.

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You're the one that made us leave.
Somebody told you they saw Gags.

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You, you had to go find him.
And you did.

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Well good job, because
he's a fucking prick.

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These damn
balloons are everywhere.

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Try and find another exit.
This is not right.

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Ugh, what were
you drinking tonight?

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Is that blood?

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Can we get going before
the creepy clown comes back?

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I know, I'm trying.
I don't know

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what this dickhead is doing!

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What was that?

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God.

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- Jesus Christ, this is not cool.
- Oh, my God.

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Feels like someone's kicking us from underneath the car.

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Jon, just shut up for a second!

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God, come on!

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That wasn't
coming from him,

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that was coming from outside.

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Anything?

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Fuck, fuck, God!

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Oh, my God!
Where you going, Cory?

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Cory, come back.

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God!

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Oh, my God!

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Cory, come back!

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Cory!

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It's me?

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What is going on?!

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, God! Oh, my God!

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Oh my-- Oh God, oh my God!

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It's something I never thought I would say

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in my 22 years of
broadcast journalism.

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But here it goes.

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There's an evil clown roaming
the streets of Green Bay.

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This frightening video
and many other images

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of a mysterious person
in a dingy clown suit

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roaming the streets
with black balloons

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have been flooding
social media all week.

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While police and city officials are still determining

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the proper recourse for
this bizarre situation,

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we sent WGRB's
very own Heather Duprey

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out on location

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to where it all began
just eight days ago.

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Heather, take it away.

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Thanks, Tom.

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I'm standing under
the Mason Bridge,

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a quiet little area
in downtown Green Bay

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that no one ever paid
attention to... until now.

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As you can see, there's
a frenzy of action behind me,

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as people gather hoping
to catch a glimpse

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of Green Bay's very
own Gags the Clown.

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It was here that the clown was first spotted one week ago.

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A passerby stopped to take pictures in awe of what he saw

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and posted them
on social media.

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The pictures
quickly went viral,

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intriguing millions
around the world.

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But some are suspicious
about the clown's intentions.

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While some find it to be
harmless, good-natured fun,

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others are troubled,
even frightened,

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and wish that whoever
was responsible

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would quit
their clowning around.

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The last thing
I need to worry about

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is some unstable person
dressed in a clown suit.

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I mean, how is
this not illegal?

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Children are scared,
parents are scared.

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Heck, I'm scared.

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What are people
really scared of,

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a killer clown
from outer space?

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Come on.

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It's just a guy looking
to have some fun

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and I'm all for it.

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Now, as reported
earlier this week,

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the Green Bay Police Department has issued a statement saying

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that they will not be
pursuing this individual

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unless they have
reason to believe

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that he or she
has broken the law.

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However, due to the commotion
that Gags the Clown

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has created,
the police department

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will be increasing its patrols

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and questioning anyone
for suspicious behavior.

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If you or anyone you know

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has seen this individual

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or any other individual
dressed like a clown,

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you are instructed

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to call the police
department immediately.

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Come out, come out,
wherever you are, Gags!

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Regardless of your thoughts

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on the Green Bay
clown's actions,

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it's safe to say that he or she has this city's attention.

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For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey.

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Make sure to check
back in at 10 p.m.

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as we continue
our on location coverage

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for WGRB's Gags Watch.

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- And feed's cut.
- "Gags Watch"?

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That's what our crack team of writers spent a week coming up with?

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Sounds like a porno, for fuck's sake.

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Last time I'm gonna
tell you this, dude.

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You gotta wait outside
for 30 minutes.

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No one's gonna expect
when it happens,

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but you gotta trust me on this.

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- Hey, it's Heather Duprey.
- What?

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From Channel Nine.

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I bet they're
looking for Gags.

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She is so pretty.

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I'd totally bang her.

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What?
I totally would.

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Hey, what about you, Gags?

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You wanna bang
the hot news lady?

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Gags horny.
Gags wants bang hot news lady.

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Why does Gags
sound like a Neanderthal?

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A what?

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Those original Gags
photos are just creepy.

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You're still looking at them?

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I mean, I don't
wanna look at them,

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but you know...

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No, I don't. Then just don't.
Heh. Pretty simple.

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You know when something's
really scary or creepy

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and you just can't
stop looking at it?

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That's how I feel about
those Gags photos.

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Yeah, no, that's
your problem, not mine.

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That obviously is my problem.

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I just was hoping
that you're my partner

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and I can confide it with you.

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I guess this clown situation
has you really emotional, huh?

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You know, uh, yeah.

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As you just heard,
I am Charles Wright

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and this is
the Wright Stuff Podcast,

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coming at you live
every Saturday night

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for your listening pleasure.

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I almost hate to do it,

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because I'm so damn sick
of hearing about it myself,

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but tonight's topic is
something that's really

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been bothering me as of late.

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As most of you know, I'm
a Wisconsin boy, born and bred,

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currently residing in the
beautiful city of Green Bay.

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It's small, it's quaint,

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and for the most part peaceful.

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But earlier this week,
we had an unwanted visitor.

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And his arrival has me
pissed to say the least.

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That's right, a clown.

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A goddamn clown.

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Gags the Clown, to be exact,

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because somebody thought
it'd be a good idea

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to name the bastard.

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Can anybody tell me
what kind of person

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dresses up in big floppy
shoes and a red nose

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and walks around
at two o'clock in the morning?

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I mean, we're not
just talking about

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some drunk kid from
the house party down the road

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who lost a bet and ran around
in a Halloween costume.

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This guy, he put
some thought into this,

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with the sole intent of
terrifying people to death.

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And what's worse,
he keeps doing it.

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He keeps going out
and being seen.

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I'm thinking
this wacko is getting off

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on terrifying
my city half to death,

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and I, for one,
have had enough of it.

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- Thanks, dude.
- Thank you.

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- Yes!
- Ew!

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Well, he should have
thought about that...

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before passing out.

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Oh, ew,
that stinks so bad.

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Eyebrows! Eyebrows! Eyebrows!

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Do it, come on!

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It's about time.

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What was that?

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I don't see anything.

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- Holy shit!
- Oh, my God!

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It's nothing, someone's
just messing with us.

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No, there's
something down there.

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Is that Chris?

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- Holy shit!
- What, what is it?

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It's that clown,
it's the news clown.

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Hey, that's not funny.

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- It's Gags!
- Oh, guys, relax.

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It's probably just some
jackass dressed like a clown.

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This isn't funny.
Lock the doors.

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Liz, calm down,
it's all right.

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Someone's probably
just messing with us.

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It's not all right.

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This is my house
and I fucking hate clowns.

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Wanna blow my balloon?

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Chris, you fucking dick!

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You assholes aren't funny!

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- Epic.
- So good.

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Holy shit, I had no idea that
she was so afraid of clowns.

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Nice one.
Nice job, dude.

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That didn't sound good.

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What the fu--

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WGRB is first on the scene

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reporting on a major disturbance at the Pine Street

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parking ramp
in downtown Green Bay.

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While details are
limited at this time,

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what I can tell you is that
the ramp will be closed

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until further notice,

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and that an official
investigation has been opened

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by the Green Bay
Police Department.

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Stay tuned to Channel 9
for more updates

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on this developing story.

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For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey.

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And the feed is cut.

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Thank fucking God,
something exciting

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to report on in this city.

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Unfortunately, Ron wants us
officially sticking with Gags.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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He's giving Nathan
the parking ramp

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so we can stay on
the clown caper.

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Fucking Nathan.

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Yes, it was Gags.

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The girl's ride is here.

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They were wondering if
they could take her home now.

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00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,874
Yes,
I have everything I need.

255
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,360
How bad is the victim?

256
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,579
It's messy.

257
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:35,798
What's Perkins saying,
homicide?

258
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,279
It's really messy.

259
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,151
We have a mess of a victim,

260
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,893
an individual who's face is
cut off that fled the scene,

261
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:46,417
and a witness
whose boyfriend is now MIA.

262
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:49,420
Wait, his face was cut off?

263
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:52,075
That's what she said,
the man's face was cut off.

264
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,991
Unit 1-12,
response to 237 Courtland

265
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:57,777
for a possible child
abduction involving a clown.

266
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,606
Of course.

267
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,783
This was eight days ago.

268
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,437
And in those eight days,
there have been about

269
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,613
three confirmed sightings

270
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:11,007
and about a million
unconfirmed sightings

271
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,356
and what I wanna know is,

272
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,010
why are people
grabbing their phones

273
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,533
and taking pictures of him?

274
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,535
Like I said, I'd be
grabbing something else.

275
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,624
I mean,
don't these people realize

276
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:22,323
that by snapping these pics
and loading 'em online

277
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,455
and going on and on
about how scared we are,

278
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,153
not only are
we giving this asshole

279
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,719
exactly what he wants,

280
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,721
we're paving the way
for copycats

281
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,201
to come out of the woodwork

282
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,813
and look for
the same amount of attention.

283
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,903
Don't even get me
started on the GBPD.

284
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,557
I mean, look,
I have endless respect

285
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,646
for our men and women
behind the badge

286
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,648
going out there
every single day,

287
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,955
putting their lives on the line
to protect and serve,

288
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:49,306
but they have dropped the ball
in a big way this week.

289
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,526
I mean, we have
a individual essentially

290
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,310
terrorizing the city.

291
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,269
People are afraid
to go out at night.

292
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,661
Parents are afraid
to have their kids

293
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,185
walking home from school.

294
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,752
I mean, the city is
essentially under attack,

295
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:03,886
and yet, the cops say there's
nothing they can do about it.

296
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,846
"Dressing like a clown
isn't illegal."

297
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,978
Well, what about disturbing
the fucking peace?

298
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,894
'Cause last time I checked,
that was still illegal.

299
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,853
Is that true, Eddie?

300
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,724
Did you see a clown
who offered you candy

301
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,553
in exchange for you coming
into the woods with him?

302
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:19,641
Can't remember.

303
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,601
Eddie.

304
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,736
You know it's a crime
to lie to the police.

305
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:30,652
- Now, wait a minute.
- Lori saw him, not me.

306
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:31,914
I never even saw him.

307
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,875
It's okay, we're done
here, Eddie, thank you.

308
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,752
Ma'am, it is very important
when making a report

309
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,972
to the police that you
gather all the facts first.

310
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:49,192
Facts?
You know he's up to no good.

311
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,802
And stop giving me that,

312
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,022
"It's not illegal
to dress creepy" bullshit.

313
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,894
Watch your language, ma'am.

314
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,330
And have a good night.

315
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:03,206
Unit 1-12, reporting
207A as a false alarm.

316
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,687
Copy 1-12.

317
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,776
This whole damn city's
clown crazy.

318
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,178
1-13
approaching blue Impala.

319
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,616
Plates are registered

320
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,358
to a Doug Van Buren,
address 542 Skylight Terrace

321
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,969
and appears valid
on a blue Chevy Impala.

322
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,375
I need you
to shut off the engine

323
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,637
and exit the vehicle.

324
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:49,122
Sir, take off the mask
and exit the vehicle now!

325
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,995
Hey!

326
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,736
I'm not playing games!

327
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,478
You need to take off
the mask, show me your hands

328
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,827
and get out of the vehicle!

329
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:08,010
Christ's sake,
what is this kid on?

330
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,108
Driver of
Impala plates unresponsive.

331
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:22,155
White male, early 20s
wearing a clown costume.

332
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,852
We're gonna need another unit.

333
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,029
Hey, don't you move!

334
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,770
Stay right there!

335
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,859
Picked a hell of a topic
for tonight's show, boy.

336
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,774
Comments are flowing
like the Schplatz Light.

337
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:35,690
- Ah-ha.
- Laura from Green Bay says,

338
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,779
"My 15-year-old
daughter is begging me

339
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,259
to let her
and her friends go out

340
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,087
and try and find him,
but I refused.

341
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,958
There's something
not right about him.

342
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,656
This isn't someone having
fun at the expense of others.

343
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,180
This is a sick individual."

344
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,182
Hey, I couldn't
agree more, Laura.

345
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,140
Let me just say this.

346
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,968
If dressing up like a clown

347
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,796
and walking around
the city at night

348
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,406
is your idea of entertainment,

349
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,842
you need to get
your fucking head checked

350
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,322
because something ain't right.

351
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,802
Hey, hey, hey, check out
this comment by Larry Robinson.

352
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,325
It's what we were
talking about last night.

353
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,458
All right, all right,
uh, let me find it.

354
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,764
Okay, here we go.

355
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,854
Oh-ho. "We'd love to see you
go out and find him.

356
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,856
Do what the cops
are too afraid to do

357
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,337
and put a stop
to this nonsense."

358
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,209
Thanks for the comment, Larry.

359
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:19,081
Oh, shit, it's a popular
one too, 14 likes already

360
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,214
in just two minutes.

361
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:25,174
Hey, trust me, folks, it's
been discussed long and hard.

362
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,002
You know, at first,
I just shrugged it off,

363
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,482
'cause I figured, you know,
our law enforcement's

364
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,049
gonna take care of it.

365
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,528
But eight days past
the point, I'm wondering

366
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:32,703
if maybe that's
what needs to be done,

367
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,227
a little vigilante justice.

368
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,012
I mean, we are the laughing
stock of the country right now.

369
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,666
The whole city's
in a state of panic

370
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,102
over a goddamn clown?

371
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,105
Hey, what do you all think?

372
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,889
I mean, is that
the popular opinion out there?

373
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,240
Should Charles Wright
go clown hunting?

374
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,720
Let us know on the page.

375
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:52,114
Better yet,
share this video.

376
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:56,379
I tell you what, if we get
500 shares, it's a done deal.

377
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:59,121
I will go out and I will hit
the streets of Green Bay

378
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,949
and I will find
this clown tonight.

379
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:03,821
So if you wanna see that
happen, share the video.

380
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,389
Whoo!

381
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,786
Would you fuck me?

382
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,966
I'd fuck me.

383
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,149
Power's out.

384
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,716
Place is trashed.

385
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:29,891
No sign of anyone.

386
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,023
10-12.

387
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,895
Wha...?

388
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,609
Green Bay Police Department!

389
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:56,047
Anyone in here,
make yourself known!

390
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,673
Huh?

391
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,636
Hey, don't move!

392
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,464
Freeze, stop moving!

393
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,860
Stop, stop!

394
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,035
What do you think
is cool about it?

395
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,602
It's a fucking clown.

396
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,430
I honestly, I don't even get--

397
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,432
Why do people give a shit?

398
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:35,304
- Why--?
- He just stands there.

399
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:38,002
He's probably some
fucking crackhead.

400
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:42,398
If I met a crackhead
that had the initiative

401
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,966
to build a clown costume...

402
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,360
You don't build a clown,
he bought it somewhere.

403
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,623
Great, so he saved up money.

404
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,712
Ask and you shall receive.

405
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,975
This is Charles Wright
of the Wright Stuff Podcast.

406
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,586
And on tonight's episode,
we asked our fans

407
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,458
if they would like me to go out

408
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,025
and find this clown that's
been causing all this ruckus.

409
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,984
But there was one stipulation.

410
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,552
Our clown huntin' wouldn't
begin until we had reached

411
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,902
over 500 shares.

412
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,818
Well, last time we checked,
we had over 800,

413
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,820
so we took it
as a big fucking yes

414
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,865
that was heard loud and clear.

415
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,868
So, we're gonna hit
the streets tonight,

416
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,870
Wayne here's gonna tag along
and videotape everything

417
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,350
for your viewing pleasure

418
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,614
on this exclusive Wright
Stuff special episode.

419
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,965
If he is just
a fucking crackhead,

420
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,490
he's done very well for himself.

421
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:37,105
He's got a following,
a devoted fan base.

422
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,976
He has a hashtag.

423
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:42,545
No, this is just like
Squirrelly T in Cincinnati.

424
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,417
- Great.
- The guy dressed up

425
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,941
as a squirrel mascot,
turned out to be a crackhead.

426
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:47,985
It's the same thing.

427
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,031
Great, but that is like

428
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,076
if you're going
to be a crackhead

429
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,123
and you have x amount
of options in front of you

430
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,472
and you chose the one

431
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,344
that you're going
to create a character--

432
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,084
I hate when
you play devil's advocate.

433
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,086
It's so obnoxious.

434
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:06,308
I, for real,
find this guy heroic.

435
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:07,962
- Heroic?
- Heroic.

436
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,877
I think that you use words

437
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,183
and you don't entirely know
what they mean.

438
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:16,318
I need a unit
at 1647 Division Street.

439
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:17,972
Underage drinking party.

440
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:20,322
We have clowns reported
on site, please advise.

441
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,237
Should we take that call?

442
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,934
Now look, here's the deal.

443
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,284
If we find this guy--

444
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,329
Uh-uh,
when we find him.

445
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,461
Thank you, Wayne.

446
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,680
When we find this guy,

447
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:33,727
I'm simply gonna ask him
to take his goofy ass home

448
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:36,295
and stop this nonsense
once and for all.

449
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,906
And I will do
my goddamn best to be civil.

450
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,516
I really will.

451
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,997
But after that,
the ball's in his court.

452
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,652
And if he comes
at me, pulls anything,

453
00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:49,177
or even says something
so stupid that I get pissed off,

454
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:52,311
he's gonna say hi
to old Audrey here.

455
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,008
Yeah, that's
what I'm talking about.

456
00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:55,575
See, old Audrey and I

457
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,968
did a few tours
together overseas.

458
00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:59,840
Had a few dates
on the front line,

459
00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:01,363
got along real good,

460
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,191
and she put out
from the get go.

461
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,889
Yeah, put a few
towelheads out of their misery.

462
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:09,371
Oh, trust me, there was more
than just a few.

463
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,025
I'm just kidding.

464
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,593
Much as I love to let
old Audrey tag along,

465
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:16,204
I'm thinking I'll need
to be a little more discreet.

466
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:18,511
That's where Gwen comes in.

467
00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:21,122
See she's simple, dependable,

468
00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:23,907
always has dinner ready,
never lets me down.

469
00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:31,175
You know what, I might
even bring along big Marge.

470
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,525
She's been cooped up
for a while,

471
00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:35,310
been itching to powder up.

472
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,356
One blast from old Marge,

473
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,011
that clown's gonna pop like
one of those black balloons.

474
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,927
Be nothing left
but his big ole shoes.

475
00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:49,019
My life's work is jeopardized
by these scary clowns.

476
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:56,505
I'm sorry, I didn't think
that I'd get this emotional.

477
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:01,118
It's okay, you're doing good.

478
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:06,863
I just, I love being a clown,

479
00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:13,957
and it feels like the whole
world is either scared of me

480
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:17,178
or hates me right now.

481
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,920
Oh, careful,
your makeup's gonna run.

482
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,229
Sara?

483
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,884
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

484
00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:29,582
Sara.

485
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,279
- What?
- Don't be like that.

486
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:33,977
- Don't be like what?
- Don't do this.

487
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:36,066
- Dude, dude.
- Hey, what's up?

488
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,199
Drew is upstairs.

489
00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:41,768
- Okay?
- With Anna Novotny.

490
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:48,731
They're gonna hate you.

491
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,650
- The fuck?
- Jesus Christ!

492
00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:56,478
Oh, Drew!
I'm gonna make you--

493
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:59,655
Get the fuck off of me!
The hell is the matter with you?

494
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:01,962
- Get out, Chris!
- We gotta hit, cops!

495
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:04,094
Crap, Chris, Chris, stop
screwing around, we gotta go!

496
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:13,060
Chris, really?

497
00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:14,714
Really, just gonna
leave without Tyler?

498
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,544
I can't get busted, I can't
get busted, I can't get busted.

499
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:21,938
Hey!
Stop right there.

500
00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:24,114
I don't think so.

501
00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:25,725
What's your 20? Over.

502
00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:28,205
I'm in the alley behind
the 1600 block of Division.

503
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:29,555
Just apprehended one, over.

504
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:34,211
So, your night's about
to get interesting, huh?

505
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,171
You've
got to be kidding me.

506
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:38,651
Hope the party
was worth it.

507
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,526
Of course
you're working tonight.

508
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:45,745
I'm sorry, I...

509
00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,660
Jake, meet my daughter Sara.

510
00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:49,488
Stepdaughter.

511
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,012
Oh, so you're Sara.

512
00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:56,233
Nice to finally meet you.

513
00:24:56,277 --> 00:24:57,844
Likewise.

514
00:24:57,887 --> 00:25:00,281
- You been drinking?
- No.

515
00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:02,892
- Don't lie to me.
- I'm not.

516
00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:05,286
Give me a breathalyzer
if you don't believe me.

517
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,375
This is awkward.

518
00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:10,030
Thank you,
Jake, I got it.

519
00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:12,032
I'm gonna go sweep the house.

520
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,387
Look at me. Look at me.

521
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:23,434
- Who were you with tonight?
- Friends.

522
00:25:23,478 --> 00:25:25,959
- What friends?
- I don't know, a few.

523
00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:27,613
Cut the shit, who?

524
00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,310
Am I in trouble,
Officer Renard?

525
00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:30,572
Or can I go now?

526
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:33,314
Okay,
drop the attitude, Sara.

527
00:25:33,357 --> 00:25:35,229
I am really sick
and tired of this.

528
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,796
You know, you can't just use me

529
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:39,015
as a get out of jail
free card, okay?

530
00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:40,582
I didn't drink.

531
00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:41,931
Okay, where's your car?

532
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,411
It's at Chris's.

533
00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:45,282
Okay, I want you to go
directly to Chris's house,

534
00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:47,067
get your car and drive home.

535
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,635
I'm calling your father
in an hour

536
00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:51,811
and he better tell me
you're in for the night.

537
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:53,247
No, it's Saturday night!

538
00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,641
I don't care, Sara,
I want you home!

539
00:25:55,684 --> 00:25:57,991
You know, matter of fact,

540
00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:00,341
get in my squad car,
I'll take you home myself.

541
00:26:00,384 --> 00:26:02,865
No, I will go home on my own.

542
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,214
I'm serious, Sara.

543
00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:05,738
Yeah, I know, me too.

544
00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,526
Okay, I want you
to go straight home!

545
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,963
10-4.

546
00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:15,661
You don't run from cops!

547
00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:18,011
Damn brat.

548
00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:23,886
Gee, Miss Duprey, you really
are much prettier in person

549
00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,496
than you are on TV.

550
00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:28,369
Oh, thanks.

551
00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:35,594
All right,
in five, four, three...

552
00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:40,686
Thanks, Tom and Alison.

553
00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:42,688
I'm standing here
with Ralph Jungwirth,

554
00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:45,908
business owner of Somewhere In Time Antiques on Cedar Street

555
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:48,563
and lifelong resident
of Green Bay.

556
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,260
Ralph here claims
to have seen the person

557
00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:53,263
that everyone in Green Bay,
not to mention the world,

558
00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:54,656
has been talking about.

559
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,136
Ralph, what can
you tell us about

560
00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:58,442
your Gags the Clown sighting?

561
00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:03,273
Well, ahem,
it happens every day

562
00:27:03,317 --> 00:27:05,624
when I walk through my store,

563
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,930
I see this!

564
00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:12,979
Ah, excuse me.

565
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:17,374
Are you saying
that you didn't see the clown

566
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:19,507
that everyone has
been talking about

567
00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:21,944
this past week?

568
00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:24,294
Well, not exactly.

569
00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:28,124
But I mean, I saw
all the photos on the news.

570
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:30,213
Everyone has.

571
00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:34,348
But I recognized him
immediately.

572
00:27:34,391 --> 00:27:38,134
The outfit, the face paint.

573
00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:43,531
Now, this picture is
from 1974.

574
00:27:43,574 --> 00:27:49,537
It was taken at the Bowers and Marsh Big Top Family Circus

575
00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:52,932
that set up shop
every summer in Green Bay

576
00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:56,500
for 20 plus years prior,

577
00:27:56,544 --> 00:28:02,202
right up until that August
when it all went up in smoke.

578
00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:06,032
I've got tons of their
old stuffs in this store.

579
00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:10,297
Salvaged everything I could
after that fire, and I'll--

580
00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:12,734
Sir, you mean to tell me
that you are not referring

581
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,649
to the clown that everyone's
been talking about,

582
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:18,697
but rather a different
clown from 1974?

583
00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:21,917
Look!

584
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,224
It's the same one.

585
00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:28,707
Well, there you have it.

586
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:31,318
Has Gags the Clown
been wandering the streets

587
00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:35,235
of Green Bay since 1974 and
no one's noticed until now?

588
00:28:35,278 --> 00:28:37,716
We'll have more on this story and many more exciting updates

589
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,588
as we continue
our WGRB Gags coverage.

590
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:44,592
For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey,
stay tuned.

591
00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:46,637
And the live feed is cut.

592
00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:47,813
What?

593
00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:49,553
We're done, that's it?

594
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:50,772
Yeah, we're done.

595
00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:54,863
Eh, okay.

596
00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:58,171
Thank you for making me
come all the way down

597
00:28:58,214 --> 00:29:00,521
to my shop this late at night

598
00:29:00,564 --> 00:29:02,436
for a piddly little interview!

599
00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:04,351
No, thank you

600
00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:07,093
for that wonderful breaking news
from 1974.

601
00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:09,617
Get out of my store!

602
00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:12,011
Maybe the competition
will believe me,

603
00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:14,143
you pixie whore.

604
00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:19,975
Oh, my God!

605
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:21,760
You kind
of did deserve that.

606
00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:25,198
Pack up your shit, let's go.

607
00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,245
Oh, shut the fuck--

608
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:30,681
- Oh, look who it is.
- Oh, jeez.

609
00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:33,554
Rebecca Chambers
of WBSC, reporting live

610
00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:37,340
on scene where
we have Heather Duprey

611
00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:41,736
of the struggling WGRB.

612
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,477
Now, can you tell me,
Miss Duprey,

613
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,568
what does it feel like
to be the sole ambassador

614
00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:50,049
of Gags Watch?

615
00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:54,053
- Just stop.
- Hmm, "Just stop."

616
00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:56,359
Well, you heard it
here first, folks.

617
00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:58,666
Heather Duprey,
first on the beat

618
00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,712
is going to, well, stop.

619
00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:03,018
Details at 10.

620
00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:05,020
Hmm, typical
Channel 3, coming here

621
00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:06,761
for my sloppy seconds.

622
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:10,025
Damn girl, clearly
someone can't handle

623
00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,810
a little friendly rivalry?

624
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,115
Oh, could this night
get any worse?

625
00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:15,422
I feel like
my head is gonna blow.

626
00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:16,858
Make sure
you're rolling, Cody.

627
00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:18,164
Wouldn't wanna miss this.

628
00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:20,644
Ah, okay, okay.

629
00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:23,125
Calm down, we'll let you be.

630
00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:24,648
Good luck tonight.

631
00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:26,389
Make sure to keep
that positive attitude

632
00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:27,782
of yours going strong.

633
00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:31,220
- Bye, Dale.
- Bye, Bec.

634
00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:33,179
- Later, Cody.
- Later, man.

635
00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:35,355
- What was that?
- What was what?

636
00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,009
Bye, Dale.
Oh, bye, Bec.

637
00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:39,489
- Later, Cody.
- Oh, come on.

638
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:42,275
Wait, are you
and Miss WBSC fuck--

639
00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:44,843
Yes, I heard that, so game on.

640
00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:48,890
Hey,
look who showed up.

641
00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,152
Oh, yeah,
and we were starting to think

642
00:30:50,196 --> 00:30:52,067
you got booked by your mom--

643
00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:54,548
- Thanks for waiting on me.
- Uh-huh?

644
00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:55,984
Yeah, I could have
bolted a lot sooner

645
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,507
when the cops showed.

646
00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,900
I was looking for you.

647
00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:00,684
Come on, you don't
have to worry about me.

648
00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:02,121
Yeah, and we were
pretty sure your mom

649
00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:03,687
would just bail you out again.

650
00:31:03,731 --> 00:31:05,385
All right, it's stepmom.

651
00:31:05,428 --> 00:31:06,777
You know,
and speaking of which,

652
00:31:06,821 --> 00:31:08,736
she is fucking hot
in that uniform.

653
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:11,913
I mean, your dad must love 'em
young and exotic.

654
00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:13,654
Tyler, shut up.

655
00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:15,438
Just take me to my car.

656
00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:17,266
Yeah, Sara,
it's not even nine o'clock,

657
00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:18,833
you can't go home yet.

658
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,183
What, this party's busted.

659
00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:22,793
What is there to do?

660
00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:24,230
We're just gonna stay
in the street and drink beer

661
00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:25,666
that Tyler stole
from his dad all night?

662
00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:26,928
Yeah, we did that.

663
00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:28,495
We're currently doing that.

664
00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,149
But you know what,
we were talking about it.

665
00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:32,281
The most fun that
we had all night

666
00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:34,762
was scaring everyone
at that party, dude.

667
00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:38,113
I mean, like, we need to take
advantage of this right now.

668
00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:40,159
You make
such a convincing Gags.

669
00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:41,551
I don't
know about that.

670
00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:43,902
Hell yeah, I do.

671
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:47,079
And I'm just saying,
Liz damn near shit her pants.

672
00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:50,343
And this whole city is
about to do the same thing,

673
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:52,693
so let's just have a little
bit of fun with this, dude.

674
00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,651
I second this idea.

675
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:56,915
Yeah, well,
you guys go have fun.

676
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,481
I still wanna go home.

677
00:31:58,525 --> 00:32:00,005
But Sara,
we need you to be our third.

678
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,832
Who's gonna record everything?

679
00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:04,661
Traitor.

680
00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:06,054
- Uh...
- Three letters.

681
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,580
I was going to say
Benedict Arnold.

682
00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:12,974
That's way too many,
far more than three.

683
00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:15,324
I'm just looking,
something traitor...

684
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:18,893
Ron...

685
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,417
Oh, oh, get this,
look at this guy!

686
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:23,854
- Look at this guy!
- Oh, my God.

687
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,900
You are fucking kidding.

688
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:30,731
Oh, he's going down.
He's gonna-- Oh, and he went!

689
00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:34,169
- Whoa, buddy, oh, oh!
- We gotta interview him about Gags!

690
00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:35,866
Can we please interview him?

691
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,433
This is exactly
what Ron deserves.

692
00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:43,744
Green Bay, you never
cease to amaze me.

693
00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,920
Dude is just wrecked.

694
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,401
Well, what exactly
did you have in mind?

695
00:32:48,444 --> 00:32:49,837
We're just gonna go
to random houses

696
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,100
and throw water
balloons at 'em?

697
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:53,362
No.

698
00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,364
We're gonna go downtown.

699
00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:57,018
We're gonna scare
some real people.

700
00:32:57,062 --> 00:33:00,761
I mean, come on,
he's on everybody's mind.

701
00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:02,893
We're just scaring them?

702
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:04,634
Yeah.

703
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:07,028
But it's
going to be awesome.

704
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:08,160
Are you in?

705
00:33:11,076 --> 00:33:12,338
Fine, I'm in.

706
00:33:12,381 --> 00:33:13,513
Yes.

707
00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:17,473
Unit 1-62 and unit 1-83,

708
00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,780
respond to the address 1120...

709
00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:21,521
Good evening, ma'am.
I'm responding to a phone call.

710
00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:24,132
It's my daughter.
She's-- She's--

711
00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:25,699
I don't know what's
gotten into her,

712
00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:27,744
but she's not herself,
something's wrong.

713
00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:28,963
The cops are here.

714
00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,488
Okay. Ma'am, I'm gonna
need you to tell me

715
00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:34,055
who's all in the house.

716
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,579
Oh, it's just me
and my two daughters,

717
00:33:36,623 --> 00:33:38,842
Genna and my oldest
daughter Erin,

718
00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:41,541
who's locked herself
in here and won't come out.

719
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:44,065
Okay, just the facts,
tell me what's going on.

720
00:33:45,849 --> 00:33:48,809
Erin, she came home early.

721
00:33:48,852 --> 00:33:52,421
Her and her two friends went out
looking for that damn clown.

722
00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,467
She wasn't feeling good
and she was covered

723
00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:55,816
in some sort of white powder.

724
00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,035
That was cocaine.

725
00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:58,732
Shut up, Genna.

726
00:34:00,473 --> 00:34:02,301
I didn't put much
thought into it,

727
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:07,741
but then she went
into this trance

728
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:10,526
and she was holding
scissors in her hand

729
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:14,878
and she looked at me like
she wanted to hurt me.

730
00:34:14,922 --> 00:34:16,837
She's been here ever since.

731
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,882
- May I?
- Yeah.

732
00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:25,541
Hey, Erin?

733
00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:28,327
It's Officer Jacobs from the
Green Bay Police Department.

734
00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,855
Why don't you come out here
so we can talk for a bit?

735
00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,773
Did she have the scissors
with her when she went in?

736
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:41,731
- Yes.
- Hey, Erin?

737
00:34:41,775 --> 00:34:43,516
Hey, you're worrying
your mother.

738
00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:44,865
Yeah, I'm gonna come in
and check on you,

739
00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:46,736
just make sure everything's
okay, all right?

740
00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:55,223
Jesus, kid, you're
gonna have to let me in.

741
00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,227
Unit 1-19, I'm gonna need
immediate assistance

742
00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:01,447
on that 10-16 on Baird Street.

743
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:03,405
Oh! Oh, my God!

744
00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:10,108
Okay, pull up to the next window.

745
00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:16,157
Want one?

746
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:18,246
No, keep those away
from me, I told you.

747
00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:29,127
Ugh. Ron, no thank you.

748
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:30,606
Really, you're not
gonna answer that?

749
00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:32,782
No. I'm not
in the mood for his crap.

750
00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:35,307
Well, you know
he can see you, right?

751
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,396
I'm not in the mood
for your crap, Ron.

752
00:35:39,311 --> 00:35:40,964
He doesn't have anything
worthwhile for us,

753
00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:42,140
you know that.

754
00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:46,448
- Ugh.
- Jeez.

755
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,366
Oh.

756
00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:53,673
Don't.

757
00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,457
I mean, now I'm supposed
to ignore him too?

758
00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:56,719
Dale!

759
00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:58,156
Don't, don't, don't.

760
00:36:01,115 --> 00:36:03,378
Hey, Ron.

761
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:05,075
Yeah, she is,
right next to me.

762
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:07,339
Yeah, hold on one sec.

763
00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:10,820
Okay, you are good, Ron.

764
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:13,475
Heather.

765
00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:15,260
Hey, Ron, I must have
just missed your call.

766
00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:16,696
Sorry about that.

767
00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:18,567
Yeah, just stop right there.

768
00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:21,135
I don't care to hear it.
How's your assignment?

769
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,964
Uh, it's going fine.

770
00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:25,879
We interviewed
everyone you requested

771
00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:28,621
and now we're just waiting
for the next big break.

772
00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:30,884
Oh, the next
big break, huh?

773
00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:33,974
Great. You remember
that nutjob Charles Wright

774
00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:35,410
from the Wright Stuff Podcast?

775
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,370
Is that the guy
we interviewed last fall

776
00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:39,849
when the NRA came into town?

777
00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:41,851
Yeah, exactly.

778
00:36:41,895 --> 00:36:43,592
Looks like he's
out there conducting

779
00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:45,638
his own clown hunt tonight.

780
00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:48,945
He asked if people wanted him to enforce "vigilante justice,"

781
00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:51,121
since the GBPD
aren't doing enough,

782
00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:52,775
according to him.

783
00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:55,169
Wait, you mean
that he's gonna...?

784
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,997
Yeah, he's out there
looking for Gags

785
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,564
and he's gonna
put an end to him.

786
00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:00,000
He began posting
Facebook Live videos

787
00:37:00,043 --> 00:37:01,828
over an hour ago.

788
00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:05,223
Holy shit, yes, this is
exactly what we needed, yes!

789
00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:08,704
Yeah, you're right, this is exactly what we needed.

790
00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:11,664
So tell me, why in the fuck
did Rebecca Chambers

791
00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:15,233
just announce that WBSC
exclusive interview with him?

792
00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:16,712
Wait, what did you just say?

793
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,932
Oh, you heard me.

794
00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:20,934
What I wanna know
is how in the hell

795
00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:23,458
did you miss the biggest
break in the Gags story?

796
00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:26,287
Are you even paying attention to what you're doing out there?

797
00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:28,550
Don't you put this
on me, okay?

798
00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:31,031
I have done every single one of your pathetic fucknut interviews.

799
00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:32,946
Who the fuck was that
Ed Gein motherfucker

800
00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:34,382
at the antique store?

801
00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:35,775
These pieces aren't news, Ron,

802
00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:37,255
they're a goddamn joke.

803
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:38,908
You wanna tell me about what is

804
00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:41,650
and isn't news,
sure, go ahead, fine.

805
00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:43,304
Clearly you can't
tell what real news is

806
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:44,914
even when there's
some wannabe Batman

807
00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:47,308
running around Green Bay
hunting a clown.

808
00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:49,789
Somehow that didn't show up
on your radar, huh?

809
00:37:49,832 --> 00:37:53,096
So please, go on,
Heather, enlighten me.

810
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:56,012
I did the best I could
with what you gave me.

811
00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:58,058
Hell, I didn't even
want Gags Watch.

812
00:37:58,101 --> 00:38:01,061
Good. 'Cause you're
not on it anymore.

813
00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:02,932
Excuse me?

814
00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:04,673
I've had enough
of your attitude

815
00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:07,633
and having WBSC
snatch up the exclusives

816
00:38:07,676 --> 00:38:10,810
without you even being
aware of the situation.

817
00:38:10,853 --> 00:38:12,638
It's a pretty big fuckup.

818
00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:14,988
You're officially
off the assignment.

819
00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:19,079
Uh, wait, I'm sure we can
work something out, guys.

820
00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:21,386
It's too late.
I already gave it to Nathan.

821
00:38:21,429 --> 00:38:22,691
Nathan?

822
00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,345
Yes, Nathan.

823
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:26,129
No, you cannot do this to me.

824
00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:27,870
I worked my ass off for you.

825
00:38:27,914 --> 00:38:30,046
I can do this, Heather.

826
00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:31,744
And I just did.

827
00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:34,137
Go home.
You're done for now.

828
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:36,226
But first, bring back
my fucking truck.

829
00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:46,149
Good evening, Green Bay.

830
00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:49,327
I'm Rebecca Chambers
reporting live for WBSC.

831
00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:52,373
And we are proud to report
a fascinating development

832
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:56,159
in a story that has been
in the news this past week.

833
00:38:56,203 --> 00:38:58,423
You better believe I'm gonna
act on my God-given right

834
00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:02,122
to defend myself and put two
slugs in his lungs.

835
00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:05,125
And the GBPD can hold me
accountable all they want.

836
00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:07,345
'Cause guess what,
I hold myself accountable.

837
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:10,348
Charles Wright, host of
the Wright Stuff Podcast,

838
00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:13,176
has opted
to take to the streets

839
00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:16,179
in an effort
to find Gags the Clown.

840
00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:19,705
To him, the joke has gone on
for far too long

841
00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:22,316
and he is not laughing anymore.

842
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,754
Rebecca, Americans
have to take our country back

843
00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:28,540
and Charles Wright is here to set an example for you all.

844
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:32,021
Some may say,
including yours truly,

845
00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:36,025
that you're taking this
a little too seriously.

846
00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:39,289
Oh, am I? That's hilarious,
because for the last week

847
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,900
all I've been hearing from you

848
00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:42,858
and all the other
crony news stations

849
00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:44,599
is Gags, Gags, Gags.

850
00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:47,167
So if anything,
my seriousness in the matter

851
00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:48,429
is thanks to you.

852
00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:50,039
Well, for all we know,

853
00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:53,478
this can be someone's idea
of a prank.

854
00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,393
That's right,
it could be a prank.

855
00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:57,046
It could be a publicity stunt.

856
00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:59,048
It could be
for some dumb horror movie

857
00:39:59,092 --> 00:40:00,267
nobody's ever gonna see.

858
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:01,660
That doesn't change the fact

859
00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:03,836
that he's out there
soliciting terror.

860
00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:06,621
So Gags
the clown is a terrorist?

861
00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:08,667
That is exactly
what I'm saying.

862
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:10,625
Look, he's not
your just standard

863
00:40:10,669 --> 00:40:14,107
garden variety
ISIS jihad terrorist.

864
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,152
You know, instead of hiding
behind a beard and a turban,

865
00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:18,198
he's hiding
behind a clown mask.

866
00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:20,461
But in the end,
he's still a terrorist.

867
00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,681
Get him, Rock. Get the clown.

868
00:40:22,724 --> 00:40:24,247
Get the clown,
there's a good boy.

869
00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:25,684
...it seems as if nobody's...

870
00:40:25,727 --> 00:40:26,685
- ...been able to find...
- Good boy, Rock.

871
00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:28,208
Gags the Clown.

872
00:40:28,251 --> 00:40:31,341
What makes you think
that you will?

873
00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:34,083
Not everybody was
a Marine for seven years.

874
00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,172
Not everybody has
the knowledge that I have.

875
00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:38,348
Look, I'm a trained soldier.

876
00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,350
Hey, you sure you
don't wanna watch this?

877
00:40:40,394 --> 00:40:42,788
Goddamn van,
right, you piece of shit.

878
00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:45,181
We'll take that as a no.

879
00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:47,488
See, Gags isn't
some punk high schooler

880
00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:49,142
with nothing better to do.

881
00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:51,753
You could tell he's got
a plan of some sort.

882
00:40:51,797 --> 00:40:53,886
And I am gonna foil that plan.

883
00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:56,236
Her hair is stunning.

884
00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:58,847
What will you do?

885
00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:01,589
I will exercise any and all of my God-given rights

886
00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:03,069
as an American.

887
00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:05,811
Oh, my God,
this guy is such a--

888
00:41:05,854 --> 00:41:08,422
I don't believe him
for a second, okay?

889
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,251
...because Charles Wright
is looking for you.

890
00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:13,166
Coming for you, pal!

891
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:15,647
And there you have it.
I'm Rebecca Chambers.

892
00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:18,432
Make sure to stay tuned to WBSC

893
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:22,262
for more exclusive
coverage of Gags Hunt.

894
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:29,617
Thanks, Charles,
you did great!

895
00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:34,579
It's just a guy
in a clown suit.

896
00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:37,669
- You two know that, right?
- Listen up, toots.

897
00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:40,149
You just do what you do,
let us do what we do, okay?

898
00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:43,457
- Toots?
- Stay pretty in front of the camera.

899
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,720
You two have a good night.

900
00:41:45,764 --> 00:41:47,374
Thanks, we will.

901
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,596
911, what's your emergency?

902
00:41:51,639 --> 00:41:53,467
Yeah, I was
just chased up the stairs

903
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,513
to my apartment by a person
dressed like a clown.

904
00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:57,253
And now he's just standing
outside my front door.

905
00:41:57,297 --> 00:41:58,733
Are you inside
the apartment now

906
00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:00,648
and are your doors locked?

907
00:42:00,692 --> 00:42:02,258
Yeah,
but he's just standing there and he won't leave.

908
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:03,651
What's your address?

909
00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:05,566
1506 Adams Street,
apartment seven.

910
00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,394
Do you know this person?

911
00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:09,614
No. Well, I don't know.
He's wearing a clown mask.

912
00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:11,485
Has the
individual threatened you?

913
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,226
I consider
being chased by a clown

914
00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:14,619
threatening, don't you?

915
00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:19,058
Oh, man!
He's totally booking it.

916
00:42:19,101 --> 00:42:20,363
A shopping cart!

917
00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:24,498
Holy shit.

918
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,326
And you wanted to go home.

919
00:42:26,369 --> 00:42:28,284
Hey,
I stayed out, didn't I?

920
00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:36,728
Close the doors!
Close 'em!

921
00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:39,034
Close 'em!
Go, go, go.

922
00:42:39,078 --> 00:42:41,559
- Go, go, go, go.
- Bye, ladies.

923
00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:06,018
This shit.

924
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:09,412
It's too fucking easy.

925
00:43:14,809 --> 00:43:16,419
Sara. Sara, look.

926
00:43:16,463 --> 00:43:17,725
- Oh my, look at--
- Yeah.

927
00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:25,080
Jeez! Are you
fucking kidding me?

928
00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:26,429
- After the day I had?
- Chris.

929
00:43:26,473 --> 00:43:28,431
You're gonna pull
this shit on me?

930
00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:30,433
Chris, get back in the fucking car.
Chris, Chris, what the fuck?

931
00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:32,000
Oh, fuck.

932
00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:36,352
- Go, go, go!
- I'm going!

933
00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:39,573
Oh, my God.

934
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,880
Dude, that guy just
almost kicked your ass.

935
00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:44,926
Dude, Chris.
Chris, are you okay?

936
00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:53,543
Fucking punks!

937
00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:57,722
It doesn't matter who Gags is.

938
00:43:57,765 --> 00:44:00,463
That's what everybody wants us
to be worried about.

939
00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:02,988
But I tell you what,
Gags is just a distraction

940
00:44:03,031 --> 00:44:04,598
from the real issues.

941
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,991
That's the problem
with what's going on

942
00:44:06,034 --> 00:44:07,427
with the media right now,

943
00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:09,864
is that they wanna
focus on these distractions,

944
00:44:09,908 --> 00:44:12,258
these entertainments,
instead of talking

945
00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:13,738
about the real issues.

946
00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:19,352
Unit 1-12, 10-23 going in
for a closer look.

947
00:44:19,395 --> 00:44:21,833
Copy, 1-12.

948
00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:23,835
All available units,
Green Bay Memorial Hospital

949
00:44:23,878 --> 00:44:25,706
is in need of some
serious assistance.

950
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,839
Staff seems
overwhelmed, please advise.

951
00:44:31,451 --> 00:44:34,323
Um,
we're overwhelmed, what's their excuse?

952
00:44:36,369 --> 00:44:37,805
They only have
two security guards

953
00:44:37,849 --> 00:44:39,720
on duty right now.

954
00:44:46,945 --> 00:44:48,990
Forced
entry on front door.

955
00:44:49,034 --> 00:44:50,470
Copy, 1-12.

956
00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:54,430
10-90 currently in progress
at Gather Restaurant

957
00:44:54,474 --> 00:44:56,737
on Broadway. Be informed--

958
00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:58,478
You sweep right,
I'll take the left.

959
00:44:58,521 --> 00:44:59,697
Copy that.

960
00:45:31,424 --> 00:45:32,555
I got something here.

961
00:45:45,655 --> 00:45:48,441
This is the
Green Bay Police Department!

962
00:45:48,484 --> 00:45:52,358
If anyone is here, you need
to make yourself known!

963
00:46:03,195 --> 00:46:04,979
Ah, goddamn it.

964
00:46:16,121 --> 00:46:19,124
This is the
Green Bay Police Department.

965
00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:21,691
Raise your hand
and get down on your knees.

966
00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:27,306
Sir, this is the police!

967
00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:31,745
Put your hands in the air
and get down on your knees.

968
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,225
Do what she says, man!

969
00:46:35,967 --> 00:46:37,446
Sir?

970
00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:39,797
You wanna do this
the easy way or the hard way?

971
00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:44,236
Sir,
this is the police.

972
00:46:44,279 --> 00:46:46,760
Jesus Christ.

973
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,109
Drop your weapon...

974
00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:49,371
- and get down on the ground now!
- Don't do it.

975
00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:50,720
- Stop!
- I will not--

976
00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:56,683
- Chrissy, you all right?
- I'm fine.

977
00:46:58,032 --> 00:47:00,078
What the hell
is wrong with him?

978
00:47:00,121 --> 00:47:02,602
He's dead,
that's what's wrong with him.

979
00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:05,431
Oh, what the hell was
he doing to himself?

980
00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:08,303
I've seen
a lot of things in my day,

981
00:47:08,347 --> 00:47:09,870
but nothing like that.

982
00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:16,529
Unit 1-12.
Shots fired, suspect down.

983
00:47:16,572 --> 00:47:18,183
Paramedics required
immediately.

984
00:47:20,011 --> 00:47:21,229
You gotta
be kidding me.

985
00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:24,450
Fuck!

986
00:47:24,493 --> 00:47:26,365
You said he was dead!

987
00:47:26,408 --> 00:47:29,194
His vitals were gone.

988
00:47:29,237 --> 00:47:31,587
- Where are you going?
- After him.

989
00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:33,546
Meet me out front!

990
00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:34,808
Shit!

991
00:48:03,271 --> 00:48:04,925
You recording?

992
00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,753
For the ninth time, yes.

993
00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:07,885
Do something already.

994
00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:12,933
Oh, ho, ho, impressive.

995
00:48:12,977 --> 00:48:13,978
You guys!

996
00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:17,895
I don't know why
I didn't think of this sooner.

997
00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:19,679
- What?
- Boom.

998
00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:21,768
No way,
they won't let us in.

999
00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:24,205
Why not?
I mean, it's a carnival.

1000
00:48:24,249 --> 00:48:25,554
What better place
to mess with people

1001
00:48:25,598 --> 00:48:26,991
dressed in a clown
costume, right?

1002
00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:28,557
What's going on?

1003
00:48:28,601 --> 00:48:30,951
Dude, we're going
to the fairgrounds.

1004
00:48:30,995 --> 00:48:32,779
- Fuck yes.
- Yeah...

1005
00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:33,954
No, absolutely not.

1006
00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:36,261
Guys, we are not
going to the carnival.

1007
00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:38,916
Okay.

1008
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,527
Guys!

1009
00:48:41,570 --> 00:48:43,442
Ugh, I hate my friends.

1010
00:48:43,485 --> 00:48:44,443
Hate 'em.

1011
00:48:45,748 --> 00:48:47,098
What are you doing?

1012
00:48:47,141 --> 00:48:48,577
Going back to the station.

1013
00:48:48,621 --> 00:48:50,797
- Keep driving.
- Ron said we had to--

1014
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,799
I don't care
what Ron says, this isn't over.

1015
00:48:52,842 --> 00:48:56,498
This isn't over?
You wanted this over.

1016
00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:58,805
No more Gags Watch,
you got your wish.

1017
00:48:58,848 --> 00:49:00,850
I don't understand why
this isn't a good thing.

1018
00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:03,157
This Wright guy.

1019
00:49:03,201 --> 00:49:05,246
Do you think he'll
find the clown?

1020
00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:07,422
Better yet,
do you think he'd shoot him?

1021
00:49:07,466 --> 00:49:09,642
I don't know, Heather.

1022
00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:13,646
He's an entertainer,
not a murderer.

1023
00:49:13,689 --> 00:49:16,301
I mean, you never can tell
with these wacko conservatives.

1024
00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:17,737
One second they're praying,

1025
00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:19,608
the next they're
lynching gay people

1026
00:49:19,652 --> 00:49:21,871
and blowing up abortion clinics.

1027
00:49:21,915 --> 00:49:25,701
- I think he would.
- Okay. And?

1028
00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:27,877
And that's
the fucking story, Dale.

1029
00:49:27,921 --> 00:49:29,488
No one gave a damn
about the clown.

1030
00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:32,273
He's standing around, people
are taking pictures, big deal.

1031
00:49:32,317 --> 00:49:35,059
Someone with the intent
of killing him,

1032
00:49:35,102 --> 00:49:36,756
that's
a one-in-a-million exclusive.

1033
00:49:36,799 --> 00:49:38,932
That's worldwide news.

1034
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,064
Bec already got
the interview.

1035
00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:42,892
Gah, stop calling her Bec. Ugh.

1036
00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:44,720
She just interviewed the guy.

1037
00:49:44,764 --> 00:49:46,635
All right, let's find him.

1038
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,550
Let's tail him,
wait and see what he does.

1039
00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:50,378
If it's nothing, it's nothing.

1040
00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:52,293
We go home and we deal
with Ron on Monday.

1041
00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:54,687
But if we catch this guy

1042
00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:56,428
in the act of killing,

1043
00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:58,038
or even threatening
someone with a gun

1044
00:49:58,082 --> 00:49:59,518
because they're
dressed like a clown,

1045
00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:02,260
both our careers skyrocket.

1046
00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:04,175
Ron said he wanted the van--

1047
00:50:04,218 --> 00:50:07,047
- Ron wanted a Gags exclusive.
- And it's my ass!

1048
00:50:07,091 --> 00:50:09,180
And we can still deliver that.

1049
00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:11,704
Please. Please, please, please.

1050
00:50:14,098 --> 00:50:17,536
Goddamn it, Duprey,
you're a bad influence.

1051
00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:19,059
Attaboy!

1052
00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:20,452
How you doing, folks?

1053
00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:22,410
Charles Wright of
the Wright Stuff Podcast

1054
00:50:22,454 --> 00:50:23,716
checking in with you.

1055
00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:25,283
We just caught wind
of a new photo

1056
00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:27,067
going viral, taken when?

1057
00:50:27,111 --> 00:50:29,678
22 minutes ago,
Eastside Industrial Park.

1058
00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:31,028
Thank you, Wayne.

1059
00:50:31,071 --> 00:50:33,030
Now, scanner's been
poppin' off all night

1060
00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:35,858
with pranks
and copycats and what not.

1061
00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:37,295
But this photo looks legit

1062
00:50:37,338 --> 00:50:39,819
and the location
fits our guy's MO.

1063
00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:41,429
So we're gonna
head on over there,

1064
00:50:41,473 --> 00:50:43,823
we're gonna ditch the wheels
and continue on foot.

1065
00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:45,216
Stay tuned.

1066
00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:48,871
I don't see him,
where the hell is he?

1067
00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:50,308
I'm telling you,
he's gonna chicken out.

1068
00:50:50,351 --> 00:50:52,179
He's not gonna show.

1069
00:50:52,223 --> 00:50:53,485
I should have wore
the damn thing.

1070
00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:57,402
- Heh, he did it.
- Where?

1071
00:50:57,445 --> 00:50:59,056
- He's right over there. He--
- Where do you see him?

1072
00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:01,101
Where?

1073
00:51:01,145 --> 00:51:02,885
I-- I just saw him.

1074
00:51:02,929 --> 00:51:04,887
Look,
I don't see shit, okay?

1075
00:51:07,803 --> 00:51:10,067
Wait, huh?
Did that really just happen?

1076
00:51:11,329 --> 00:51:14,897
Hey. What are
we looking at?

1077
00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:17,335
Wait, weren't you
just over there?

1078
00:51:17,378 --> 00:51:19,337
- There?
- Yeah, over there.

1079
00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,686
- No.
- Dude.

1080
00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:24,951
- Hey.
- What are you doing?

1081
00:51:24,994 --> 00:51:27,171
I'm eating cotton candy
at a carnival.

1082
00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:31,827
They wouldn't let me in
with the costume on, I'm sorry.

1083
00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:33,786
You jackass, man. I told you

1084
00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:35,788
to put the thing on
after you came in here.

1085
00:51:38,443 --> 00:51:40,923
I know. Sorry.

1086
00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:43,056
So, what
are we gonna do,

1087
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,492
we're just gonna go?

1088
00:51:44,536 --> 00:51:46,146
No.

1089
00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:48,017
We're gonna go ride the
Tilt-a-Whirl at least twice.

1090
00:51:48,061 --> 00:51:49,149
Yeah.

1091
00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:50,629
This dick shine here's
paying for me.

1092
00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:52,283
- Seriously?
- Yeah, seriously.

1093
00:51:55,808 --> 00:51:58,463
This has to be related
to the parking ramp.

1094
00:51:58,506 --> 00:52:01,379
No shit? I'll be damned.

1095
00:52:01,422 --> 00:52:03,294
Did you know they're
not actual bath salts?

1096
00:52:03,337 --> 00:52:04,469
That's just slang.

1097
00:52:06,427 --> 00:52:07,994
I had no idea.

1098
00:52:08,037 --> 00:52:10,823
Detective Perkins.
Officer Chrissy Renard here.

1099
00:52:10,866 --> 00:52:13,130
Have there been any developments
to the homicide investigation

1100
00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:16,133
of the Pine Street parking ramp from earlier this evening?

1101
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:19,962
We've just had an
encounter with a suspect

1102
00:52:20,006 --> 00:52:24,097
who resembled a description
from that one eyewitness we had.

1103
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:26,882
Can't help but think
they're connected.

1104
00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:30,190
Bath salts usually
contain the cathinone

1105
00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:33,976
methylenedexa-- Wow.

1106
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,674
No wonder why
they just call them bath salts.

1107
00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:37,284
I can't pronounce
any of these words.

1108
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,113
Okay, thank you.

1109
00:52:49,078 --> 00:52:50,428
This is bigger than we thought.

1110
00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:52,952
What do we got?

1111
00:52:54,432 --> 00:52:56,564
I guess the hospitals have
had a few patients tonight

1112
00:52:56,608 --> 00:52:59,872
who've had similar symptoms
as to what we just witnessed.

1113
00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:04,616
Self mutilation, disorientation,
hyperadrenal disorder.

1114
00:53:06,052 --> 00:53:08,359
So what is it,
some kind of virus?

1115
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,839
No idea.

1116
00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:14,147
They've all disappeared.

1117
00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:21,981
Oh, my God.

1118
00:53:23,112 --> 00:53:24,462
I hate you so much!

1119
00:53:33,688 --> 00:53:36,038
If you were a semi-delusional

1120
00:53:36,082 --> 00:53:38,780
conservative podcast host
carrying a gun

1121
00:53:38,824 --> 00:53:41,914
looking for a clown,
where would you be?

1122
00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:45,134
Church?

1123
00:53:46,484 --> 00:53:47,833
Hey, yo, hold up,

1124
00:53:47,876 --> 00:53:50,009
the picture was
taken back there.

1125
00:53:50,052 --> 00:53:52,620
Right, that picture was
posted 30 minutes ago.

1126
00:53:52,664 --> 00:53:54,143
He already got what he wanted.

1127
00:53:54,187 --> 00:53:56,407
Somebody snapped
his picture, posted it online,

1128
00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:58,017
give him his attention fix.

1129
00:53:58,060 --> 00:54:00,106
He's long gone.
I'm interested in where he went.

1130
00:54:00,149 --> 00:54:01,803
Well, dude, come on,
let's just take a look, huh?

1131
00:54:01,847 --> 00:54:03,501
I'm telling you,
he's not there anymore,

1132
00:54:03,544 --> 00:54:05,111
you fucking idiot, let's go.

1133
00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:06,808
Hey, you better check
your tone with me, Charles.

1134
00:54:06,852 --> 00:54:09,202
I'm not one of your pansy
ass fanboys, you got me?

1135
00:54:11,596 --> 00:54:15,077
Okay. Here's why we're
not going down that way.

1136
00:54:15,121 --> 00:54:17,906
'Cause it'd be a waste of time.
Think about it.

1137
00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:21,867
He's always in one spot
and then poof, gone.

1138
00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:24,609
Now, a guy dressed like that,
he doesn't just disappear,

1139
00:54:24,652 --> 00:54:27,525
not with the attention he gets
and the people looking for him.

1140
00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:30,354
So I figure he's gotta
have a vehicle of some sort

1141
00:54:30,397 --> 00:54:32,225
or a mode of transportation,

1142
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:35,054
so he can just jump in
and take off without any hassle.

1143
00:54:35,097 --> 00:54:37,361
So that's what we're
looking for, okay?

1144
00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:40,668
Remember, this is my show.

1145
00:54:40,712 --> 00:54:41,930
I'm driving this bitch.

1146
00:54:41,974 --> 00:54:43,280
You're just along for the ride.

1147
00:54:46,457 --> 00:54:47,719
Fucking asshole.

1148
00:54:47,762 --> 00:54:49,068
You guys,
what are we doing?

1149
00:54:49,111 --> 00:54:50,635
They're about to close.

1150
00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:53,681
- That's what we're doing, look.
- Really?

1151
00:54:53,725 --> 00:54:55,988
It's a black balloon.

1152
00:54:56,031 --> 00:54:57,946
You gotta get that
for the costume.

1153
00:54:57,990 --> 00:55:00,035
You totally do, you gotta go.
Go, go, go!

1154
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:01,254
But...

1155
00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:10,481
Look, this is a Gags
original black balloon.

1156
00:55:10,524 --> 00:55:12,134
You gotta get a photo,
you gotta get a photo.

1157
00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:13,919
- Totally on it.
- You don't know that.

1158
00:55:13,962 --> 00:55:15,399
There are thousands
of balloons here.

1159
00:55:15,442 --> 00:55:16,748
It could be anyone's.

1160
00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:19,228
Sara, can you
just be happy for once

1161
00:55:19,272 --> 00:55:21,318
for me and my new balloon?

1162
00:55:23,885 --> 00:55:26,148
What just happened?

1163
00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:27,628
Turn off the camera.

1164
00:55:31,632 --> 00:55:33,765
I said turn off
the fucking camera!

1165
00:55:33,808 --> 00:55:36,202
What'd I tell you?
Never the same place twice.

1166
00:55:36,245 --> 00:55:38,247
Wait,
let me get it on camera.

1167
00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:41,947
Goddamn, that bastard's creepy.

1168
00:55:42,991 --> 00:55:45,167
Okay, go live.

1169
00:55:45,211 --> 00:55:46,952
- Now?
- No, next month.

1170
00:55:46,995 --> 00:55:49,433
All right,
give me a second.

1171
00:55:49,476 --> 00:55:51,652
Okay, we're live, go.

1172
00:55:51,696 --> 00:55:53,088
Boy, oh boy, folks.

1173
00:55:53,132 --> 00:55:54,960
Things are about
to get exciting.

1174
00:55:55,003 --> 00:55:57,092
I'm standing here at
the Eastside Industrial Park

1175
00:55:57,136 --> 00:55:58,442
just off of Quincy.

1176
00:55:58,485 --> 00:55:59,791
Guess who we just found.

1177
00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:05,231
Yeah,
we found him, boy.

1178
00:56:05,274 --> 00:56:08,234
Shh, of course we did.

1179
00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:10,192
Now, for all
you viewers at home...

1180
00:56:10,236 --> 00:56:11,455
1900 viewers, Charlie.

1181
00:56:11,498 --> 00:56:13,587
...I swear to you on the Bible,

1182
00:56:13,631 --> 00:56:16,198
this is the real deal, folks.
This is not staged.

1183
00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:17,896
2000 viewers and counting.

1184
00:56:17,939 --> 00:56:20,115
This is Charles Wright
with the Wright Stuff Podcast

1185
00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:22,509
coming to you live
from Green Bay, Wisconsin,

1186
00:56:22,553 --> 00:56:24,772
taking matters
into my own hands,

1187
00:56:24,816 --> 00:56:27,122
doing things the Wright way.

1188
00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:31,562
My city's clown problem
ends tonight. You ready?

1189
00:56:31,605 --> 00:56:33,259
Hell yeah, let's do it.

1190
00:56:44,009 --> 00:56:48,187
Well, well, well...
if it isn't Gags the Clown.

1191
00:56:49,667 --> 00:56:52,409
Pretty popular these days,
aren't you?

1192
00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:54,236
Weren't too hard
to track down though,

1193
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,890
if I may say so myself.

1194
00:56:58,023 --> 00:57:00,808
Listen, why don't you cut
the act and come over here?

1195
00:57:00,852 --> 00:57:03,202
We'll have a little
chat face to face.

1196
00:57:03,245 --> 00:57:06,335
No more balloons,
no more bullshit.

1197
00:57:08,468 --> 00:57:10,731
Look, man...

1198
00:57:10,775 --> 00:57:14,387
this clown shit stops now,
you hear me?

1199
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,128
I'm not having it anymore.

1200
00:57:16,171 --> 00:57:19,174
My city
ain't having it anymore.

1201
00:57:19,218 --> 00:57:22,264
You had your fun,
got a bunch of people scared,

1202
00:57:22,308 --> 00:57:24,092
received
all kinds of attention,

1203
00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:27,269
but this stops now!

1204
00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:29,097
So why don't
you come on over here,

1205
00:57:29,141 --> 00:57:32,405
take off that fucking mask
and go the fuck home!

1206
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:35,190
Hey, we got
2500 viewers, Charlie.

1207
00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:36,540
Hell, yeah.

1208
00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:38,237
I'm not gonna ask you again.

1209
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,456
Draw it!

1210
00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:44,025
You really wanna do this?

1211
00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:47,681
Goddamn it!

1212
00:57:47,725 --> 00:57:50,162
Shoot him,
Charlie, shoot him!

1213
00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:51,816
This is your last chance!

1214
00:57:56,690 --> 00:57:59,301
- What the hell is that, Wayne?
- I-- I don't know.

1215
00:57:59,345 --> 00:58:00,912
Hey, where did he go?

1216
00:58:02,391 --> 00:58:05,394
He was right here,
did he just run off?

1217
00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:07,571
Come on, man,
you gotta find him!

1218
00:58:07,614 --> 00:58:09,398
Don't let him get away!

1219
00:58:12,358 --> 00:58:13,968
What the...?

1220
00:58:14,012 --> 00:58:15,579
Oh, man, come on!

1221
00:58:17,755 --> 00:58:19,278
You gotta be kidding me.

1222
00:58:19,321 --> 00:58:22,324
No, no, no, no.
This doesn't make any fucking sense.

1223
00:58:22,368 --> 00:58:23,630
What's up?
He couldn't just disappear.

1224
00:58:23,674 --> 00:58:24,936
Where'd he go?

1225
00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:28,243
Where was
that music coming from?

1226
00:58:28,287 --> 00:58:29,418
I don't know.

1227
00:58:34,206 --> 00:58:35,381
We blew it.

1228
00:58:35,424 --> 00:58:38,210
No man. You blew it.

1229
00:58:38,253 --> 00:58:39,777
Respond to the Vic Theatre.

1230
00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:42,954
Officer down, conscious,
status unknown.

1231
00:58:42,997 --> 00:58:44,999
Last check in
over 30 minutes.

1232
00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:46,566
Squad GPS still showing up.

1233
00:58:56,489 --> 00:58:58,404
What the fuck?!

1234
00:58:58,447 --> 00:59:00,798
Please collect all...

1235
00:59:00,841 --> 00:59:02,321
What was that? -...your personal belongings...

1236
00:59:02,364 --> 00:59:04,497
Chris just puked up a gallon
of Jaeger in the bathroom.

1237
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,238
But you guys
weren't drinking Jaeger.

1238
00:59:06,281 --> 00:59:08,762
Well, he clearly was.
He just blew chunks all over the place.

1239
00:59:08,806 --> 00:59:11,199
I am posting this shit
right now.

1240
00:59:11,243 --> 00:59:13,593
Oh. Oh, is he okay?

1241
00:59:13,637 --> 00:59:15,464
Do I look like his doctor?

1242
00:59:15,508 --> 00:59:17,771
Tyler Zepnick,
world's best friend.

1243
00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:19,773
Whoa.

1244
00:59:21,427 --> 00:59:22,994
You don't look so good.

1245
00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:26,737
Puke and rally, boy.

1246
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:27,999
Are you sure
you're okay?

1247
00:59:28,042 --> 00:59:29,566
Do you want us
to take you home?

1248
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:31,959
Hey, guys, guys,
check this out.

1249
00:59:32,003 --> 00:59:33,831
There's this guy,
this crazy dude.

1250
00:59:33,874 --> 00:59:35,484
He's been hunting
Gags all night

1251
00:59:35,528 --> 00:59:37,791
and apparently found him
and then totally chickened out.

1252
00:59:37,835 --> 00:59:39,271
What do you mean,
hunting Gags?

1253
00:59:39,314 --> 00:59:41,578
- Who is he?
- I don't know.

1254
00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,057
- Charles Wright.
- The podcast guy?

1255
00:59:43,101 --> 00:59:44,711
His video is everywhere.

1256
00:59:44,755 --> 00:59:46,539
This is Charles Wright...

1257
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,062
- ...Wright Stuff Podcast...
- You reading the comments?

1258
00:59:48,106 --> 00:59:49,716
Coming to you live
from Green Bay, Wisconsin.

1259
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,936
- Takin' matters into my own hands.
- It's not good.

1260
00:59:51,979 --> 00:59:54,852
They're calling you
a chump, you know that?

1261
00:59:54,895 --> 00:59:57,463
Just another coward
who's all talk.

1262
00:59:57,506 --> 00:59:59,204
They don't even think
you had the thing loaded.

1263
00:59:59,247 --> 01:00:00,597
I wasn't sure it was him.

1264
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,250
Oh, of course it was him.

1265
01:00:02,294 --> 01:00:04,426
- Well, I didn't have a clean shot.
- Bullshit!

1266
01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:07,299
Look, I just can't
kill a guy, Wayne, okay?

1267
01:00:07,342 --> 01:00:08,909
You do understand that, right?

1268
01:00:10,824 --> 01:00:12,478
Could have been anybody
under that mask.

1269
01:00:12,521 --> 01:00:13,740
I mean, it could have
been an undercover cop

1270
01:00:13,784 --> 01:00:15,046
for all I know.

1271
01:00:15,089 --> 01:00:17,570
An undercover cop, really?

1272
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:21,095
You think it was a cop
who was dressed as the clown?

1273
01:00:21,139 --> 01:00:23,750
Just give me
a goddamn break already.

1274
01:00:23,794 --> 01:00:25,491
You know, here's
the bottom line.

1275
01:00:25,534 --> 01:00:27,928
You told your viewers,
your great amazing fans,

1276
01:00:27,972 --> 01:00:29,930
that you were gonna
find this clown

1277
01:00:29,974 --> 01:00:31,453
and put a stop to him

1278
01:00:31,497 --> 01:00:34,065
on a live video that already
has more than 5,000 views.

1279
01:00:34,108 --> 01:00:36,154
Wayne, I swear to God!

1280
01:00:36,197 --> 01:00:38,330
I swear to God, Charlie.

1281
01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:40,854
Whether you like it or not,
this is my show too.

1282
01:00:40,898 --> 01:00:42,769
And now because of
your little fuckup,

1283
01:00:42,813 --> 01:00:44,510
I look just as bad as you.

1284
01:00:44,553 --> 01:00:48,514
- Look, I deleted the video.
- Oh, come on...

1285
01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:52,692
It's been downloaded and reposted hundreds of times already.

1286
01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:54,476
Just read the
visitor comments, man,

1287
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,043
the damage has been done.

1288
01:01:00,831 --> 01:01:03,094
I'm gonna make it right.

1289
01:01:03,137 --> 01:01:05,183
Get in the goddamn truck.

1290
01:01:08,055 --> 01:01:11,580
Oh, no more
boomers for this guy.

1291
01:01:11,624 --> 01:01:13,060
You gave him shrooms?

1292
01:01:13,104 --> 01:01:14,366
We have to take him
to a hospital.

1293
01:01:14,409 --> 01:01:15,933
Okay,
and tell them what?

1294
01:01:15,976 --> 01:01:17,630
That our friend here
has been drinking

1295
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,937
and consuming hallucinogenic
mushrooms all night?

1296
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,852
Get real, Sara,
think about it.

1297
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:25,812
I'm fine. Let's party.

1298
01:01:25,856 --> 01:01:27,553
Attaboy.

1299
01:01:27,596 --> 01:01:29,120
There's definitely
something wrong with him.

1300
01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:30,904
- We need to go to the hospital!
- Holy shit!

1301
01:01:30,948 --> 01:01:32,297
Guys, check it out, look.

1302
01:01:34,255 --> 01:01:35,866
It's fucking Charles Wright.

1303
01:01:35,909 --> 01:01:38,042
Oh, great, let's you know,
stop for a chat,

1304
01:01:38,085 --> 01:01:39,304
maybe an autograph.

1305
01:01:39,347 --> 01:01:40,479
Can you focus on anything ever?

1306
01:01:41,523 --> 01:01:42,524
Read it.

1307
01:01:57,452 --> 01:02:00,804
Damn it. Now people
are just messing with you.

1308
01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,596
Hey, what the hell
are you doing?

1309
01:02:13,773 --> 01:02:15,644
Piece of shit didn't
get the best of me.

1310
01:02:16,994 --> 01:02:18,386
Let's go.

1311
01:02:20,606 --> 01:02:22,739
I know exactly
where they're going.

1312
01:02:22,782 --> 01:02:25,567
You're gonna have to turn.
You're gonna turn right up here.

1313
01:02:25,611 --> 01:02:27,569
No, we need to get
Chris to the hospital.

1314
01:02:27,613 --> 01:02:29,528
Sara! This is my car.

1315
01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:31,791
So could you stop being
a drag for once in your life...

1316
01:02:31,835 --> 01:02:33,924
...and turn the damn car?

1317
01:02:35,316 --> 01:02:37,710
- Turn now.
- No.

1318
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:40,321
- Are you kidding me? Turn.
- No!

1319
01:02:40,365 --> 01:02:43,107
- Sara, turn the fucking car right.
- Okay, okay fine, I'm turning.

1320
01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,457
- Tyler, let go!
- Jesus Christ.

1321
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,372
We got one more prank.

1322
01:02:49,591 --> 01:02:51,768
Save the best one for last,
we'll fucking do it.

1323
01:03:14,181 --> 01:03:16,793
You really
think this is Gags?

1324
01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:18,577
Who the hell else would it be?

1325
01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:20,492
Well, I don't know,
maybe somebody who watched

1326
01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,973
the video and then
started messing with you.

1327
01:03:25,018 --> 01:03:26,585
Hey, I just find it
hard to believe that

1328
01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:28,326
the clown would run off
to an industrial park

1329
01:03:28,369 --> 01:03:30,676
and then leave a trail of
balloons for us to find him.

1330
01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:32,460
Wayne, are you coming or what?

1331
01:03:32,504 --> 01:03:34,332
Well, maybe
I am and maybe I ain't!

1332
01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:35,637
Fine.

1333
01:03:35,681 --> 01:03:37,335
Suit yourself, I don't need you.

1334
01:03:39,076 --> 01:03:41,513
Ah, I'm coming.
It's way too much fun

1335
01:03:41,556 --> 01:03:43,558
watching this Charles
Wright train derail.

1336
01:03:43,602 --> 01:03:45,169
Be advised, Charles Wright,

1337
01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:48,085
possible suspect on officer
down call in Vic Theatre.

1338
01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:50,827
Male white, mid 40s,
with a military haircut...

1339
01:04:00,749 --> 01:04:02,926
You see this?
It's him.

1340
01:04:04,231 --> 01:04:05,842
So now what,
fearless leader?

1341
01:04:06,973 --> 01:04:08,192
Go live.

1342
01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:10,934
- Oh, you want me to go live?
- Go to live.

1343
01:04:10,977 --> 01:04:13,327
All right, we're live.

1344
01:04:13,371 --> 01:04:15,721
This is Charles Wright.

1345
01:04:15,764 --> 01:04:18,463
I'm standing about a mile
or so as the crow flies

1346
01:04:18,506 --> 01:04:20,900
from our last encounter
with Gags the Clown.

1347
01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:22,641
And I want all of you
out there to know

1348
01:04:22,684 --> 01:04:24,251
this isn't over.

1349
01:04:24,295 --> 01:04:26,340
Sure, I was a little
lenient with the clown.

1350
01:04:26,384 --> 01:04:28,777
What can I say, I'm a nice guy.

1351
01:04:28,821 --> 01:04:31,955
But I assure you, he's not
gonna get strike three.

1352
01:04:31,998 --> 01:04:33,913
It's now or never.

1353
01:04:35,654 --> 01:04:36,829
Cut the live video.

1354
01:04:38,613 --> 01:04:39,919
Live video is cut.

1355
01:04:41,747 --> 01:04:44,097
Hey, wait. You're not
seriously going in there?

1356
01:04:44,141 --> 01:04:45,316
Come on.

1357
01:04:46,795 --> 01:04:48,101
Oh, man.

1358
01:04:50,799 --> 01:04:51,931
Shit.

1359
01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:08,948
Motherfucker,
they put cream in it.

1360
01:05:08,992 --> 01:05:10,210
I asked for black.

1361
01:05:10,254 --> 01:05:12,734
I specifically
said black coffee.

1362
01:05:13,692 --> 01:05:15,128
Oh, son of a bitch.

1363
01:05:15,172 --> 01:05:18,436
- Do you wanna go back?
- Yes, I would like to go back.

1364
01:05:18,479 --> 01:05:20,917
Then go back,
Jesus Christ, it's cream.

1365
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,528
- Damn it.
- Just go run in and get a-- Holy shit!

1366
01:05:23,571 --> 01:05:25,182
- What's going on?
- This is Charles Wright...

1367
01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:27,793
Charles Wright says
he's found Gags again.

1368
01:05:27,836 --> 01:05:29,795
He says he's at
an abandoned building

1369
01:05:29,838 --> 01:05:32,885
about a mile or so away
from the industrial park?

1370
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,192
What's abandoned out there?

1371
01:05:35,235 --> 01:05:37,542
The old Larsen Green Mill.

1372
01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:40,980
- My old man used to work there.
- Let's go there.

1373
01:05:41,024 --> 01:05:43,591
All right, hold on, I'm gonna swing back,
I gotta get this coffee switched.

1374
01:05:43,635 --> 01:05:45,550
- Dale, now!
- Okay, fine!

1375
01:05:45,593 --> 01:05:47,247
- Holy shit.
- Goddamn it.

1376
01:06:09,617 --> 01:06:11,924
Oh, man,
what am I doing in here?

1377
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:15,493
Ah, Jesus.

1378
01:06:18,887 --> 01:06:21,238
This is ridiculous,
he can't even move.

1379
01:06:21,281 --> 01:06:23,066
Whatever.
You still got one left in you,

1380
01:06:23,109 --> 01:06:24,154
don't you, buddy?

1381
01:06:24,197 --> 01:06:26,243
Yeah, man.

1382
01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:31,596
That's enough,
I'm taking him to the hospital.

1383
01:06:31,639 --> 01:06:33,815
Come on,
don't do anything stupid.

1384
01:06:33,859 --> 01:06:36,079
No, Tyler,
you don't be stupid.

1385
01:06:36,122 --> 01:06:39,082
What do you plan to achieve
here, what are you doing?

1386
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:42,781
We're going to go
screw with those podcast guys.

1387
01:06:42,824 --> 01:06:45,262
Right, 'cause you want
Chris to dress like a clown

1388
01:06:45,305 --> 01:06:47,829
to go prank a guy
who wants to shoot a clown.

1389
01:06:47,873 --> 01:06:49,657
Just think about this
for a second, you moron!

1390
01:06:49,701 --> 01:06:52,095
Whatever!
Oh, come on, he's all show.

1391
01:06:52,138 --> 01:06:54,227
He's obviously carrying
around a fake gun.

1392
01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:56,403
He's just trying
to get stupid publicity

1393
01:06:56,447 --> 01:06:57,796
for his dumb show.

1394
01:06:57,839 --> 01:06:59,711
Think about it.

1395
01:06:59,754 --> 01:07:01,887
Fine, then you go do it.

1396
01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:04,498
You go be Gags.
But we're leaving.

1397
01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:06,065
Okay, fine.

1398
01:07:06,109 --> 01:07:08,372
Oh, but guess what?
You're gonna walk.

1399
01:07:08,415 --> 01:07:09,982
'Cause you aren't
gonna be taking my car.

1400
01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,375
Come on, let's
go to the hospital.

1401
01:07:11,418 --> 01:07:13,029
- You gotta get up.
- Sara...

1402
01:07:14,073 --> 01:07:15,770
I wanna stay with Tyler.

1403
01:07:15,814 --> 01:07:19,600
Oh, oh.
Dicks before chicks.

1404
01:07:19,644 --> 01:07:22,560
You two
deserve each other.

1405
01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:24,779
Oh, oh,
right fine, whatever.

1406
01:07:24,823 --> 01:07:26,999
I got what I wanted
out of you anyways!

1407
01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,914
Another V-card
to add to the collection!

1408
01:07:32,961 --> 01:07:35,964
Screw you, Tyler.

1409
01:07:41,318 --> 01:07:42,623
Don't worry, buddy.

1410
01:07:44,451 --> 01:07:45,974
I got this.

1411
01:07:46,018 --> 01:07:47,889
Unit 1-12, respond

1412
01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:49,891
to a 419 Elizabeth Street.

1413
01:07:49,935 --> 01:07:53,069
Suspected vandalism with reports of suspicious behavior.

1414
01:07:55,854 --> 01:07:57,116
10-4, 1-12 in route.

1415
01:08:07,822 --> 01:08:10,086
419 Elizabeth Street.

1416
01:08:10,129 --> 01:08:12,175
It's the old Larsen
Green Building.

1417
01:08:16,135 --> 01:08:18,964
When was the last
clown sighting?

1418
01:08:19,007 --> 01:08:20,835
Be more specific.

1419
01:08:20,879 --> 01:08:22,446
There was one
in the Fox River Trail,

1420
01:08:22,489 --> 01:08:24,404
one in the K.I. Center,
one off of Bayshore Drive,

1421
01:08:24,448 --> 01:08:26,450
one at the fairgrounds.

1422
01:08:26,493 --> 01:08:28,930
All within
the last two hours or so.

1423
01:08:28,974 --> 01:08:31,498
All locations on the East
Side close to the vicinity

1424
01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:33,196
on Elizabeth Street, correct?

1425
01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:36,460
Yeah, I guess.

1426
01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:39,985
All fairly close.

1427
01:08:40,028 --> 01:08:42,770
And the first Gags sighting
was under the Mason Bridge,

1428
01:08:42,814 --> 01:08:44,163
maybe a mile away?

1429
01:08:46,731 --> 01:08:49,734
Look at you,
doing police work.

1430
01:08:52,954 --> 01:08:56,915
Holy shit, Dale.
First day?

1431
01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:58,917
Changing
to an empty card.

1432
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,920
You said that
you just wanted me recording.

1433
01:09:01,963 --> 01:09:03,574
Gotta have space.

1434
01:09:05,402 --> 01:09:06,490
Okay, we're good.

1435
01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:11,190
And... rolling.

1436
01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:13,932
I'm standing outside
of the old Larsen Green Mill

1437
01:09:13,975 --> 01:09:16,021
on the East Side of Green Bay,

1438
01:09:16,064 --> 01:09:18,806
a building that stood empty
for the last 15 years.

1439
01:09:18,850 --> 01:09:20,547
But tonight its doors reopen

1440
01:09:20,591 --> 01:09:22,549
as local celebrity
Charles Wright,

1441
01:09:22,593 --> 01:09:24,856
host of the divisive
Wright Stuff Podcast,

1442
01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:26,379
enters the building on his hunt

1443
01:09:26,423 --> 01:09:27,902
for Gags the Clown.

1444
01:09:27,946 --> 01:09:29,948
Stay tuned
as we remain on location

1445
01:09:29,991 --> 01:09:31,993
as this developing
story unfolds.

1446
01:09:32,037 --> 01:09:34,300
For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey.

1447
01:09:35,997 --> 01:09:37,173
And got it.

1448
01:09:38,261 --> 01:09:39,610
How was that?

1449
01:09:39,653 --> 01:09:41,916
It's not
your best work.

1450
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,223
Go fuck yourself.

1451
01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:45,920
Come on, let's go.

1452
01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:47,357
Wait,
we're going inside?

1453
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,488
Yes, keep rolling.

1454
01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:53,841
You really think
that's wise?

1455
01:09:53,885 --> 01:09:56,975
Dale, I'm gonna need you
to man up, okay?

1456
01:09:57,018 --> 01:09:58,803
Find your balls, find them,

1457
01:09:58,846 --> 01:10:00,326
or I will find them for you.

1458
01:10:00,370 --> 01:10:03,068
I should probably
report that to HR.

1459
01:10:03,111 --> 01:10:04,896
But I'll let it slide.

1460
01:10:04,939 --> 01:10:07,028
- The mouth on this woman.
- Okay...

1461
01:10:08,595 --> 01:10:09,727
Hold up.

1462
01:10:22,305 --> 01:10:24,263
Hey, MacGyver.

1463
01:10:24,307 --> 01:10:26,134
You really think
that's gonna work?

1464
01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:34,317
Where'd you learn to do that?

1465
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,971
MacGyver.

1466
01:10:39,104 --> 01:10:40,975
MacGyver.

1467
01:10:58,776 --> 01:11:01,692
- Ah, shit!
- Easy over there.

1468
01:11:01,735 --> 01:11:02,954
Don't get your panties
in a bunch.

1469
01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:04,477
Hey, fuck you, man.

1470
01:11:04,521 --> 01:11:07,045
I've about had it with this
little exploration of yours.

1471
01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:10,744
You had your shot at Gags
and you blew it, remember that?

1472
01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:12,268
Big tough Marine
almost pissed himself

1473
01:11:12,311 --> 01:11:13,617
while staring down a clown?

1474
01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:15,488
You better fucking watch it.

1475
01:11:15,532 --> 01:11:17,708
Go ahead, push me to the edge,
see where it gets you.

1476
01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:21,059
Oh, yeah, right,
I'm pushing you to the edge.

1477
01:11:21,102 --> 01:11:22,321
You know what, man?

1478
01:11:22,365 --> 01:11:23,975
- Forget this shit, okay?
- Shut up.

1479
01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:25,672
- I'm gonna head back--
- Shut the fuck up!

1480
01:11:27,370 --> 01:11:28,632
Listen.

1481
01:11:31,461 --> 01:11:32,810
What the hell is that?

1482
01:11:32,853 --> 01:11:35,073
It's that same shit
we heard on the tracks.

1483
01:11:35,116 --> 01:11:36,553
Come on.

1484
01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:41,993
Ah, damn it, Chris.

1485
01:11:42,036 --> 01:11:43,821
I told you to stay by me.

1486
01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:45,779
Where the hell are you?

1487
01:11:45,823 --> 01:11:47,390
I should have
gone home with Sara.

1488
01:11:48,956 --> 01:11:52,003
Whoa, what the fuck?
Oh, no, no no.

1489
01:11:52,046 --> 01:11:55,223
That's a big fucking no.
No, no, no.

1490
01:11:55,267 --> 01:11:57,269
1-11,
what's your location?

1491
01:11:59,227 --> 01:12:01,491
I just had
a goddamn balloon pop on me.

1492
01:12:01,534 --> 01:12:04,537
It's been like
an hour and a half.

1493
01:12:04,581 --> 01:12:05,799
It's been five minutes.

1494
01:12:05,843 --> 01:12:08,585
Do you have
any sense of adventure?

1495
01:12:08,628 --> 01:12:11,109
I have
a sense of not dying.

1496
01:12:11,152 --> 01:12:13,764
You're not gonna die.
Stop being a fucking pussy.

1497
01:12:13,807 --> 01:12:16,332
Can you go five minutes
without calling me a pussy?

1498
01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:18,334
I'm sorry, I can't hear you
over the queefing.

1499
01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:29,997
We're close.
There's something going on here.

1500
01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:32,913
- Just keep recording.
- Don't you worry.

1501
01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:34,393
I'm recording the whole thing.

1502
01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:43,489
What the hell was that?

1503
01:12:43,533 --> 01:12:45,404
Anybody there?

1504
01:12:46,710 --> 01:12:48,364
Help!

1505
01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:49,756
What the hell's going on here?

1506
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,671
Hey, stop right there.

1507
01:12:51,715 --> 01:12:54,239
- You ain't getting away this time!
- Help, somebody help me!

1508
01:12:54,282 --> 01:12:55,936
Stop!

1509
01:12:58,635 --> 01:13:00,854
Shots fired
at 419 Elizabeth Street,

1510
01:13:00,898 --> 01:13:02,290
requesting backup.

1511
01:13:04,858 --> 01:13:06,251
Holy shit.

1512
01:13:09,254 --> 01:13:10,864
You shot him.

1513
01:13:10,908 --> 01:13:12,170
He was...

1514
01:13:13,432 --> 01:13:14,999
He was coming in.

1515
01:13:15,042 --> 01:13:17,218
I can't believe it,
you actually fucking shot him.

1516
01:13:18,785 --> 01:13:20,700
You just shot Gags the Clown.

1517
01:13:23,616 --> 01:13:25,313
Is he dead?

1518
01:13:33,539 --> 01:13:35,498
Man, he's deader
than a doornail.

1519
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:42,635
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
calm down, killer.

1520
01:13:42,679 --> 01:13:45,159
It's just like them terrorists
you blasted overseas,

1521
01:13:45,203 --> 01:13:46,204
it's no different.

1522
01:13:46,247 --> 01:13:47,771
I...

1523
01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:50,208
I never killed anyone ever.

1524
01:13:50,251 --> 01:13:51,731
Wait, wait.

1525
01:13:51,775 --> 01:13:53,820
Are you fucking kidding me?

1526
01:13:53,864 --> 01:13:56,432
I was a mechanic over there.

1527
01:13:56,475 --> 01:13:58,042
I fixed humvees.

1528
01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:00,261
I never saw combat.

1529
01:14:03,308 --> 01:14:06,703
Oh... Oh, look at you.

1530
01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:10,271
Aren't you the most pathetic
fucking coward I ever seen?

1531
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,014
He was yelling for help.

1532
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:18,758
- You did this.
- Me?

1533
01:14:18,802 --> 01:14:21,500
Hey, don't you
pin this on me, huh?

1534
01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:23,502
You're driving
this bitch, remember?

1535
01:14:23,546 --> 01:14:25,330
- Mm-mmm.
- Your own words.

1536
01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:28,899
It's your fucking fault,
you did this.

1537
01:14:28,942 --> 01:14:31,684
I got you
on camera, Charles.

1538
01:14:31,728 --> 01:14:33,991
Video evidence of you
shooting the sumbitch.

1539
01:14:34,034 --> 01:14:37,168
- Green Bay Police!
- Ah, fuck, five-o.

1540
01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:38,691
Hey, listen, you do what
you want, clown killer,

1541
01:14:38,735 --> 01:14:39,866
I'm out of here.

1542
01:14:41,738 --> 01:14:42,782
Wait--

1543
01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:52,096
Possible
functioning security system.

1544
01:14:54,011 --> 01:14:56,535
The city still has
juice flowing to the building.

1545
01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:58,189
Last I heard they were
gonna turn this whole thing

1546
01:14:58,232 --> 01:14:59,364
into a luxury condominium.

1547
01:14:59,407 --> 01:15:01,497
I got something.

1548
01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:03,237
Shit!

1549
01:15:03,281 --> 01:15:05,152
Is that him?
Is that our clown?

1550
01:15:05,196 --> 01:15:07,677
1-12 here
at 419 Elizabeth Street.

1551
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:09,722
I have subject down,
possible PNB,

1552
01:15:09,766 --> 01:15:11,507
requesting 10-33 traffic.

1553
01:15:14,814 --> 01:15:17,338
- Anything?
- No, he's dead.

1554
01:15:18,949 --> 01:15:20,167
Chrissy, wait.

1555
01:15:23,170 --> 01:15:24,737
- No.
- Damn.

1556
01:15:24,781 --> 01:15:26,609
Just a kid.

1557
01:15:26,652 --> 01:15:30,047
It's Tyler Zepnick,
Sara's boyfriend.

1558
01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:31,701
Ah, jeez.

1559
01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:39,883
Hey, sweetie, is Sara home?

1560
01:15:39,926 --> 01:15:42,059
Yeah, no, no, no, it's okay,
everything's fine.

1561
01:15:42,102 --> 01:15:43,321
Look, I have to go.

1562
01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:47,455
Split up.
I take north, you take south.

1563
01:15:47,499 --> 01:15:49,240
We stay put
and wait for backup!

1564
01:15:49,283 --> 01:15:50,676
I'm not waiting 15 minutes!

1565
01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:53,157
Chrissy!

1566
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,680
Damn it.

1567
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:59,206
So instead of
running out of the building

1568
01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:01,295
at the sound of
creepy carnival music,

1569
01:16:01,339 --> 01:16:02,775
we're following it?

1570
01:16:02,819 --> 01:16:05,822
Oh, Jesus Christ, Dale,
why can't you just be happy

1571
01:16:05,865 --> 01:16:09,086
for the surprising developments
this story's presenting us, hmm?

1572
01:16:10,478 --> 01:16:12,611
Now, help me figure out
where this is coming from.

1573
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,181
I don't
feel like I'm wearing

1574
01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:19,313
the proper footwear here.

1575
01:16:22,534 --> 01:16:24,841
I can smell
the asbestos in here.

1576
01:16:27,191 --> 01:16:28,540
Oh, huh.

1577
01:16:35,155 --> 01:16:37,244
Picked up on something.

1578
01:16:37,288 --> 01:16:39,333
Pursuing one,
possibly two suspects.

1579
01:16:39,377 --> 01:16:40,421
Whoa!

1580
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,476
Whoa, watch it.

1581
01:16:51,519 --> 01:16:53,652
I don't think you wanna
go walking through there.

1582
01:16:55,523 --> 01:16:57,134
It's coming from down here.

1583
01:17:01,704 --> 01:17:05,664
Ah, I just kind of
saved your life back there.

1584
01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:07,274
Thank you would be nice.

1585
01:17:07,318 --> 01:17:09,755
Oh, please, I wasn't
gonna fall through.

1586
01:17:09,799 --> 01:17:11,757
These damn things.
More importantly, how do I get out--

1587
01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:14,542
Hey buddy, can you tell me,
what's your name-- Oh, whoa!

1588
01:17:14,586 --> 01:17:16,327
What the hell happened to you?

1589
01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:18,068
The show is about to begin.

1590
01:17:18,111 --> 01:17:19,983
You go ahead
and start the show without me,

1591
01:17:20,026 --> 01:17:21,245
okay, pal?
I'm getting the fu--

1592
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:28,556
Come on,
Sara, pick up!

1593
01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:44,311
Hey, it's Sara.

1594
01:17:44,355 --> 01:17:46,052
Surprisingly, I don't
have my phone on me,

1595
01:17:46,096 --> 01:17:48,141
but you know what to do
and when to do it.

1596
01:18:02,721 --> 01:18:04,897
It's coming from in here.

1597
01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:08,509
Oh, dear God.

1598
01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:12,513
Ah, it's boarded shut.

1599
01:18:12,557 --> 01:18:14,428
I guess we can't go in there.

1600
01:18:22,349 --> 01:18:23,742
Come help me.

1601
01:18:23,786 --> 01:18:25,483
You're not
at all concerned

1602
01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:27,441
what's on the other end
of that door?

1603
01:18:27,485 --> 01:18:29,966
No, I'm not concerned.
I'm not a giant pussy.

1604
01:18:30,009 --> 01:18:31,445
What I am is intrigued,

1605
01:18:31,489 --> 01:18:33,012
intrigued at the possibility
that our clown friend

1606
01:18:33,056 --> 01:18:34,448
might be on the other side
of this door,

1607
01:18:34,492 --> 01:18:37,234
thus giving me
my fucking Gags exclusive.

1608
01:18:37,277 --> 01:18:38,583
Now, help me.

1609
01:18:49,681 --> 01:18:51,596
Just put--
Put it over there.

1610
01:18:51,639 --> 01:18:53,076
Jesus Christ, Dale.

1611
01:18:53,119 --> 01:18:54,555
God.

1612
01:18:56,775 --> 01:18:58,516
Oh!

1613
01:18:58,559 --> 01:18:59,735
Oh, shit.

1614
01:19:05,610 --> 01:19:07,003
Come on!

1615
01:19:07,046 --> 01:19:08,352
Fucking hell.

1616
01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:15,707
Get all of this on camera.

1617
01:19:16,969 --> 01:19:18,797
You gotta be
kidding me.

1618
01:19:20,930 --> 01:19:22,670
Hey, Heather, wait.

1619
01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:24,890
Oh, shit!

1620
01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:29,242
This guy sure takes
his clown gig seriously.

1621
01:19:30,548 --> 01:19:33,638
This is
beyond messed up.

1622
01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:39,035
Wait, we're going
closer to that thing?

1623
01:19:39,078 --> 01:19:40,776
This is him.

1624
01:19:40,819 --> 01:19:42,821
This is our guy, Dale.

1625
01:19:42,865 --> 01:19:44,649
I thought
we wanted the gun guy!

1626
01:19:44,692 --> 01:19:47,130
Well, something tells me
he's not too far behind.

1627
01:19:49,045 --> 01:19:51,874
You don't
find this at all weird?

1628
01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:54,311
No weirder than a clown
walking on the street

1629
01:19:54,354 --> 01:19:56,139
in the middle of the night?

1630
01:19:56,182 --> 01:19:58,794
Think about it, Dale.
This guy calls himself Gags.

1631
01:19:58,837 --> 01:20:00,796
This is a joke
to whoever's behind this.

1632
01:20:00,839 --> 01:20:03,624
This is all clearly part of it.

1633
01:20:03,668 --> 01:20:04,887
Come on.

1634
01:20:16,463 --> 01:20:18,248
Fuck me.

1635
01:20:28,867 --> 01:20:30,477
What's wrong with their faces?

1636
01:20:36,701 --> 01:20:38,964
Don't move.

1637
01:20:41,706 --> 01:20:43,839
Come on,
Sara, pick up.

1638
01:20:47,451 --> 01:20:48,539
No!

1639
01:20:48,582 --> 01:20:51,237
Ugh!

1640
01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,415
What do you want, Chrissy?

1641
01:20:57,243 --> 01:20:58,897
Look, I just got home.

1642
01:20:58,941 --> 01:21:00,768
So you can stop
pestering me now.

1643
01:21:02,683 --> 01:21:05,338
It worked, you got me
in trouble with Dad.

1644
01:21:06,557 --> 01:21:08,211
I get it, you're trying,

1645
01:21:08,254 --> 01:21:10,169
but you'll never be my mom.

1646
01:21:13,564 --> 01:21:14,695
Goodbye, Chrissy.

1647
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:19,265
Police!

1648
01:21:19,309 --> 01:21:20,353
I don't know
why I'm running, man.

1649
01:21:20,397 --> 01:21:21,659
Freeze!

1650
01:21:21,702 --> 01:21:22,878
You're
the fucking murderer.

1651
01:21:22,921 --> 01:21:24,749
Stop running!

1652
01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:26,055
In pursuit of two suspects.

1653
01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:27,752
Ah, shit!

1654
01:21:29,449 --> 01:21:31,190
Just keep shooting.

1655
01:21:31,234 --> 01:21:33,976
Holy shit,
that's him. That's Charles Wright!

1656
01:21:34,019 --> 01:21:36,587
What the fuck
is this? I'm done.

1657
01:21:36,630 --> 01:21:38,719
I am so done with all this shit.

1658
01:21:41,374 --> 01:21:44,203
If located,
stop, hold and advise.

1659
01:21:44,247 --> 01:21:47,032
Green Bay Police, freeze!

1660
01:21:48,991 --> 01:21:52,690
I need everyone to freeze
and get on the floor! Now!

1661
01:21:52,733 --> 01:21:54,518
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1662
01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:58,783
Officer, you need
to arrest that man.

1663
01:21:58,826 --> 01:22:01,133
I saw him murder a man
tonight in cold blood.

1664
01:22:01,177 --> 01:22:02,395
Are you kidding me?

1665
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:04,789
Hey, why don't I show piggy here

1666
01:22:04,832 --> 01:22:06,356
a little video I shot, huh?

1667
01:22:06,399 --> 01:22:07,574
Both of you are
gonna shut the hell up...

1668
01:22:07,618 --> 01:22:08,880
Show him how
you're an accomplice?

1669
01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:10,099
- ...and get on the ground, now!
- An accomplice?

1670
01:22:10,142 --> 01:22:11,100
- You were there!
- Now!

1671
01:22:11,143 --> 01:22:12,362
You were egging me on!

1672
01:22:12,405 --> 01:22:13,972
The only thing
I'm an accomplice to

1673
01:22:14,016 --> 01:22:16,366
is your shitty
fucking podcast show!

1674
01:22:16,409 --> 01:22:19,891
Officer, this man
is useless white trash.

1675
01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:22,372
He's a horrible influence
and a rotten individual.

1676
01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,417
Hey, what the fuck
did you just call me?

1677
01:22:24,461 --> 01:22:25,766
Drop it!

1678
01:22:25,810 --> 01:22:27,986
I am a United States Veteran.

1679
01:22:28,030 --> 01:22:29,596
I served our country.

1680
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:33,209
I have two degrees--
I am of use to society.

1681
01:22:33,252 --> 01:22:36,647
He is an inbred
yokel shit for brain

1682
01:22:36,690 --> 01:22:37,953
and a fucking murderer!

1683
01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:39,650
That's it.

1684
01:22:41,043 --> 01:22:43,219
Whoa, no!
No, no, no, no, nope!

1685
01:22:43,262 --> 01:22:45,047
- Dale!
- No, no, I am done.

1686
01:22:45,090 --> 01:22:46,874
- I am out of here.
- Are you fucking serious?

1687
01:22:46,918 --> 01:22:48,659
Hey, get back here!

1688
01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,791
Goddamn it!

1689
01:22:50,835 --> 01:22:53,533
Shots fired, two suspects down.

1690
01:22:53,577 --> 01:22:56,145
- Immediate backup required.
- Ladies and gentlemen...

1691
01:22:56,188 --> 01:22:58,103
- ...welcome to...
- Where the hell did he come from?

1692
01:23:00,062 --> 01:23:01,498
Green Bay Police!

1693
01:23:02,499 --> 01:23:06,633
You, on the stage,
get down on the ground now!

1694
01:23:10,028 --> 01:23:12,770
I am in some serious shit here.

1695
01:23:17,905 --> 01:23:19,081
Sit down!

1696
01:23:19,124 --> 01:23:20,517
Sit the fuck back down!

1697
01:23:21,866 --> 01:23:24,347
I said everybody sit down!

1698
01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:26,479
I need backup. Over!

1699
01:23:26,523 --> 01:23:27,959
I said sit down!

1700
01:23:33,486 --> 01:23:34,531
Fuck!

1701
01:23:40,885 --> 01:23:42,626
Make sure you get
the mill behind me.

1702
01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:45,933
Oh, and when I'm done,
if you could just do a--

1703
01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:49,154
What the...?

1704
01:23:49,198 --> 01:23:51,156
Shoot this, shoot this.

1705
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,854
Oh, fuck. Fuck me!

1706
01:23:57,945 --> 01:23:59,295
Fuck!

1707
01:25:03,315 --> 01:25:05,056
Holy shit!

1708
01:25:18,635 --> 01:25:20,115
Go live.

1709
01:25:20,158 --> 01:25:22,595
♪ There's a clown in town

1710
01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:24,380
♪ He's waiting around

1711
01:25:24,423 --> 01:25:27,600
♪ He's waiting around for you

1712
01:25:27,644 --> 01:25:29,950
♪ Yeah, there's
a clown downtown ♪

1713
01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:31,822
♪ He's hangin' around

1714
01:25:31,865 --> 01:25:34,129
♪ He's hangin' around for you

1715
01:25:35,478 --> 01:25:39,003
♪ He might make you laugh,
he might make you frown ♪

1716
01:25:39,046 --> 01:25:40,787
♪ It's only a gag

1717
01:25:40,831 --> 01:25:42,615
♪ It's holding you down

1718
01:25:42,659 --> 01:25:44,139
♪ Looking at me

1719
01:25:44,182 --> 01:25:46,750
♪ Am I looking at you,
my little ♪

1720
01:25:53,452 --> 01:25:55,237
♪ There's a clown in town

1721
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:57,152
♪ He's scaring you now

1722
01:25:57,195 --> 01:26:00,459
♪ What if the joke's on you?

1723
01:26:00,503 --> 01:26:02,679
♪ There's a clown in town

1724
01:26:02,722 --> 01:26:04,594
♪ Don't make a sound

1725
01:26:04,637 --> 01:26:08,206
♪ Don't make a sound
or you're through ♪

1726
01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:11,905
♪ He might make you laugh,
he might make you frown ♪

1727
01:26:11,949 --> 01:26:13,516
♪ It's only a gag

1728
01:26:13,559 --> 01:26:15,474
♪ It's holding you down

1729
01:26:15,518 --> 01:26:17,128
♪ Looking at me

1730
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:19,391
♪ Am I looking at you,
my little ♪

1731
01:26:25,049 --> 01:26:27,225
♪ My little clown

1732
01:26:32,361 --> 01:26:34,450
♪ I'll come downtown

1733
01:26:39,629 --> 01:26:41,892
♪ My little clown

1734
01:26:46,940 --> 01:26:49,073
♪ It's Gags the Clown

1735
01:26:54,339 --> 01:26:56,559
♪ It's Gags the Clown

1736
01:27:01,346 --> 01:27:03,435
♪ It's Gags the Clown

1737
01:27:08,832 --> 01:27:10,877
♪ It's Gags the Clown

1738
01:27:16,013 --> 01:27:18,102
♪ It's Gags the Clown