Dry Bowser Run

Dry Bowser was enjoying a stroll around the tropical jungle themed race track that was Donkey Kong's Jungle Parkway, with DK himself shooting coconuts out at several racers with his coconut gun. Dry Bowser then slipped on a banana peel that was dropped by Robbie Rotten, who gasped in shock upon seeing this.
Robbie Rotten: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Dry Bowser grumbled as he placed his bones back together, only for Love Live's Nozomi to dash up to him, panting as she was being chased by Fred Flintstone in his stone mobile. Dry Bowser grunted in annoyance as he realized he had just entered a funny moment, deciding to act like a Family Guy and cutaway into a new gag by going through The Nutshack, chucking all the nuts back at Fred as he bumped into Tito Dick "Dickman", baby, who raised pills and loved the ladies, spotting Nozomi. But the bony reptile known as Dry Bowser Bones wasn't willing to stay, so he took off, grabbing a net that he just found and chucking it back at Fred, causing him to crash the car, WITH NO SURVIVORS.
"I swear, this author is getting stupider with each fanfic he craps out," Dry Bowser muttered to himself as he was now in his molten home that was the Grumble Volcano, running as he could feel his bony feet catching on fire. The big guy (for you) didn't mind, since he loved the heat, and also the fact that he was a friggin' skeleton.
Toadette farted as she too was dashing, catching up to her bony best friend forever, jumping on Dry Bowser's shell as she was getting tired. "Phew! I'm glad you showed up! I don't think I can run to get a free cake any time sooner!"
"At least reading this doesn't cost ten bucks," Dry Bowser lamented as he and Toadette were then smashed by a giant cake that was dropped from the sky by the Jetsons, who had no room for it in their 'magic sky castles'. The ghost of Walt Disney witnessed this while reading up on everything that happened fifty years after he died, shaking his head in disapproval.