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Anonfilly Tester (Abandoned) (December 2016)

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  1. >T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mo-
  2. ~SMASH, BANG, THWACK~
  3. "HOLY FUCKING SH-"
  4. >Your vision is filled by a bright white light, the likes of which you have never seen before.
  5. >You violently throw yourself up in bed but fall back as you feel your stomach and head being turned upside down in one swift motion before everything sharply cuts to blackness as your head smacks the backboard of your bed.
  6. >You are Anon, and this is how you came to be in Equestria.
  7. >...
  8. *birds tweeting in the background*
  9. >Holy shit your head hurts.
  10. >Your eyes slowly flutter open only to be met by the bright sunlight above causing you to wince and narrow your eyes.
  11. >Sweet Christ that hurts. Everything hurts.
  12. >What the hell happened last night?
  13. >An earthquake?
  14. >A terrorist attack?
  15. >You dare not look down as your legs and arms feel as though they could be broken, and you feel it is likely best to gather your mental state before moving on to handle your likely mangled body.
  16. >You shudder at the thought.
  17. >Instead, you opt to roll your head sideways and gather your thoughts.
  18. >Thick grass, fields as far as the eye can see.
  19. >You've heard of a scenario similar to this before.
  20. >Vast fields of green, bright lights..
  21. >"Great, I must be dead" you think to yourself, fuck sitting around for the reaper though, let's get our asses together.
  22. >You shakily sit yourself up and go to rub your eyes with your fingers only to punch yourself in the no- Muzzle..? Nah.. Wait a minute..
  23. "AHHH"
  24. >You let out a girly yelp in shock of your new discovery only to choke out a squeaky feminine voice similar to that of a child.
  25. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
  26. >You look down at your body and your han- NAH MATE, MAKE THAT HOOVES.
  27. >You are now officially a tiny horse with a silky green coat, and a messy jet black mane and tail to top it all off.
  28. >Oh, and your dick? Yep. Anon JR is missing in action. Gone. Nada. Zip. Vanished. You're a tiny girl horse. Makes perfect sense.
  29. >Yup, yup, yuuuuuuup..
  30. [Heavy Breathing]
  31. >Yep, must be a nightmare, let's roll with nightmare.
  32. >You stumble up onto your uh.. Back legs.. And attempt to take a step forward only to fall forward and immediately eat shit on the wet grass.
  33. >Right
  34. >Tiny horse
  35. >You feel like Bambie as you wobbily climb up onto all four legs and try to edge your way forward.
  36. >You can only imagine this would not be half as difficult if you weren't shitting major bricks right now.
  37. >right, left, right, left.
  38. >Okay, just like regular walking, just with a few more steps.
  39. [spoiler]*badum tss*[/spoiler]
  40. >You wobble around on the spot looking for which direction to head in.
  41. >In the left corner!: Field's as far as the eye can see.
  42. >Annnnnnd in the right corner!: A trail that leads to a dim light in the distance that appears to be adding a light glow to an otherwise lonely cottage that is sitting on the outskirts of a small town.
  43. >You look in the direction of nobody in particular and announce out loud:
  44. "Well, I know where I'm heading!"
  45. >You are now carrying your wobbily little green figure along this beaten trail while thinking to yourself "How am I going to introduce myself without freaking out whoever lives here?"
  46. >I know,
  47. "Hi, I'm Anon, I'm a 21 year old man. I know I look like a tiny green horse, but I can explain, honest!"
  48. >Yup, foolproof. This'll go fiiiine.
  49. >As you near the cottage and step onto the porch, you clear your throat and go over your lines in your head before raising a hoof and knocking on the door. You close your eyes and get ready to say your lines.
  50. "Hey, I'm Anon, I'm a t-t-tweent-t... Uhhhh... Ahhh... Haaaaaah..."
  51. >You open your eyes to see a grizzly bear looking at you with a dumbfounded expression on his face causing your words to turn into little squeaky gasps of air.
  52. >Hello_Darkness_My_Old_Friend.mp4
  53. >Down we go.
  54. >Your head makes a satisfying *crack* as it hits the porch and the world around you fades away just as a yellow haze steps into your eyeline followed by a soft voice that says "oh my.."
  55. To be never continued.
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