Impacts of Garrett’s personality pock the world around him like the many craters on our Moon. Everywhere you look around our apartment, Garrett has made an impression on our portion of reality. Among which include the improvement of our television room, musical supply, and party hard attitudes.
	A common saying goes, “in life, two things are guaranteed: death, and taxes.” In our apartment, we have a better saying. “Each day, two things are guaranteed: random fires lit by the awesomeness of Garrett, and the most hardcore, mind blowing techno music that has ever graced my ears.” If I had one dollar for every time Garrett, or one of his many witty sayings, has made my day better, I would have enough money to buy dinner for the rest of the semester… at Café Rio.
	Since Garrett arrived at our apartment, the front room, formerly a modest television room, has turned into a full theater room outfitted with surround sound, high-definition screen, and an endless supply of our favorite movies and television shows. This has made our apartment very popular among our FHE group in the past weeks.
	We owe it all to Garrett. Without him our apartment would have continued on its path to complete and utter boredom. And that is why I think Garrett Thornburg should win the Nobel Peace Prize.